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Jeff Writes a ten-minute song about his wife's water breaking to "Water at a Wedding" by Greylan James
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00:00Well another day at work, just clocking 9 to 5
00:03Then my belly hurts, then a big surprise
00:07Thought I peed myself, which happens when I'm sneezy
00:11I realize I need help, water broke at this meeting
00:15Putting down your toddler, bend over, there's water
00:19You can never control it
00:23Buying glasses or learning in some classes
00:27Happens without notice
00:29Your water's broken, girl, it's time to go
00:33What do you mean you didn't pack a gold bag?
00:38Sometimes as hubbies we're a little slow
00:41We didn't know that it would happen this fast
00:45It could happen high of five at one part
00:47Or when you think you have to fart
00:49Maybe in church sitting in pews
00:51Or you're planning for a cruise
00:53Your water breaking without warning, girl
00:57Or maybe at a wedding
00:59Or maybe at your wedding, girl
01:05Thank you
01:06Well done
01:07Yes, well done indeed
01:09I can't confirm about the
01:12When you think you have to pass gas line
01:15Right
01:15I've never had a baby before
01:17Yeah, no, it's not
01:19I needed something that rhymed with Walmart
01:20I got it
01:21Being a former teenage boy
01:23Yeah
01:23Fart is the first thing that came to mind
01:25Bravo
01:27Bravo
01:27Donnie, did I do your favorite song justice?
01:30Dono, there you go
01:31Whoa
01:31Come on
01:32Amen
01:33Amen
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