00:00No, unfortunately, the title is not clickbait.
00:03There is a real chance Hillary Clinton might run again.
00:11The media has been teasing us about this for almost a year now.
00:15I don't know how many times I've replied to a tweet about Hillary running again with some suicidal joke,
00:20but everyone just kind of figured it was journalists click farming and fear-mongering as usual.
00:25But there are reasons to believe she might actually jump into the race.
00:29I'd like to be president. What great motivation.
00:33This is like a child saying they want to be an ice cream man because they get to eat all
00:37the ice cream.
00:37A few months ago, Democrats, including myself, sadly, received this suspicious email.
00:43The Democratic National Committee and the Women's Leadership Forum quarterly invite you to
00:48dinner and conversation at the home of Hillary Rodham Clinton.
00:52Now, why would the DNC be sending this out?
00:54Why would they be fundraising so much money?
00:57And what is this conversation about?
01:01I honestly love how I was invited to this, though.
01:04Like, imagine if I actually had the money to do this.
01:06Blow $15,000 to go have dinner in Hillary Clinton's house.
01:10I'd be like,
01:11Excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom, then free all the child slaves in our basement.
01:16There was also this bizarre email.
01:18Should Hillary Clinton run for president in 2020?
01:21Friends, we're still reeling from the 2016 presidential election.
01:25I read that as reeing at first.
01:28Even though Hillary Clinton won the popular vote by almost 3 million votes,
01:32Donald Trump won because of Russian interference.
01:36Democrats try not to mention Russia for five minutes challenge.
01:39But these aren't the only things getting people suspicious.
01:42Her and Warren were recently reported to be canoodling behind the scenes.
01:46That leads people to believe she might actually be aiming for a VP spot.
01:50Which, first of all, Liz baby, what is you doing?
01:54And second of all, hell world.
01:56I'm not shocked Elizabeth is talking to Hillary.
01:58She did endorse her over Bernie.
02:01Yes, I'm still salty about it.
02:03Trump recently joked on Twitter how he wants Hillary to run again.
02:06And she said, don't tempt me.
02:09Don't tempt me to dab on stage again.
02:11I swear I'll do it.
02:13And there's also this.
02:15...tweet this morning.
02:17So maybe there does need to be a rematch.
02:19I mean, obviously I can beat him again.
02:21But, you know, just...
02:22Some people are saying it's too late to join, but it's not.
02:25Hillary's own husband joined the race in the 90s in October.
02:29And he won.
02:30So, of course, every conservative is like...
02:32Yes!
02:34And every Bernie supporter is like...
02:36No! God!
02:38But if Hillary does join, she'll steal votes from Warren and Biden.
02:41Because no Bernie supporter is going to start supporting Hillary.
02:45So this could just become 2016-2 electric boogaloo.
02:49Which could either be a good thing, since you know Bernie would have won.
02:52Or bad, since you know...
02:55Yeah.
02:56Do I think she's gonna run?
02:58No.
02:58I don't think so.
02:59I think she's just trying to hold on to her 15 minutes.
03:01She's currently going on talk shows and shit.
03:04I can't even think of a single other election loser the media gives so much attention to.
03:09Like, what's Al Gore been up to?
03:10Does anyone know or care?
03:12No.
03:12So why is Hillary Clinton still on my TV screen?
03:15Fuck off.
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