00:00So during the third Democratic debate, um, Kamala Harris got shitfaced drunk, or she went on stage,
00:06and accidentally thought that she was trying out for Saturday Night Live.
00:10That is the only explanation I can think of that could justify her performance.
00:15Shameful display.
00:16The woman opens up with a Donald Trump joke, saying,
00:20Donald Trump, I know you're watching.
00:23You're bad.
00:24Okay, you can go back to watching Fox News.
00:27And every single time it cut to Kamala Harris, she talked about Trump.
00:33And, you know, like, actual criticism of Trump is fine, obviously.
00:36That's who you're going to try and beat.
00:38That is obvious.
00:39You could be like, Trump did this, but I'm gonna do this.
00:42Everything she said was orange man bet.
00:44Then there was this.
00:46This was one of the most memorable moments of the debate night.
00:50I lost my shit.
00:51I was on the floor, like, wheezing.
00:53We need a partner on the issue of North Korea.
00:56But the bottom line is this.
00:57Donald Trump, in office, on trade policy.
01:01You know, he reminds me of that guy in The Wizard of Oz.
01:04You know, when you pull back the curtain, it's a really small dude.
01:11Okay.
01:13The guy in The Wizard of Oz.
01:15Did you mean The Wizard of Oz?
01:17I love how even the moderator was like, okay.
01:20Like, same dude.
01:21Same.
01:21She obviously had all these jokes planned out and was, like, waiting through the night.
01:27She probably had them, like, written down, like, point by point and was just waiting to get them in there
01:32at any chance she can.
01:33Because at one point, she just goes over to Joe.
01:35She's like, Joe, instead of saying no we can't, let's say yes we can.
01:41Like, it was the most rehearsed-ass shit.
01:44Also, I love how when she was done, she was the only person laughing and Bernie was doing the Bernie
01:49finger, like, okay, that's enough of, uh, SNL tryouts.
01:52Can we get back to talking about policy, please?
01:54I feel so bad for that man.
01:56I feel like him, Yang, I feel like they're the only ones who care and they're just surrounded by these
02:02people who are just trying to get their one-liners in.
02:05Like, Beto, hell yeah, we're gonna take your AR-15s.
02:09Were the likes worth it?
02:10Were the t-shirt sales worth it?
02:12So our good friends over at CNN wrote an article, what happened to Kamala Harris?
02:19If you asked any smart Democrats on June 28th who they believed in their heart of hearts, the fuck, would
02:28be the 2020 Democratic presidential nominee,
02:319 in 10 would have said Kamala Harris.
02:34Oh, guess I'm not a-
02:35Holy shit, I don't care.
02:37I don't care!
02:39I guess I'm not a smart Democrat.
02:41So what happened?
02:42How did Kamala go from the clear alternative to front-running Biden in the late June to needing to make
02:47a drastic strategy change to stay relevant in mid-September?
02:51I'll tell you what happened.
02:53Tulsi Gabbard happened.
02:55The prosecutor was prosecuted and did not know how to handle it.
02:58There's a poll that just came out.
03:00Um, I forgot what state it was from.
03:02But Tulsi was one point ahead of Kamala.
03:07Tulsi, I think, was 6% and Kamala was 5%.
03:10This is straight-up karma for when Tulsi destroyed her and Kamala was like,
03:14I'd expect this.
03:16I'd expect this from a low-tier candidate.
03:20Who's low-tier now, bitch?
03:21So CNN goes to list all the reasons why Kamala's falling in the polls.
03:26Saying that she struggled.
03:28Saying that she couldn't decide what she wanted to be.
03:31Saying that Elizabeth Warren happened.
03:34No, no, no.
03:35So yeah, Kamala needs to drop out.
03:37She didn't even do well in her own state of California.
03:40That's sad.
03:41That's sad, girl.
03:42What are you doing?
03:43Just go back- go back home to doing what you do best.
03:46Jailing brown and black people for smoking weed.
03:49This ain't for you.
03:51Bye.
03:52Bye.
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