00:00Hey guys, so welcome to the bee bonker. I'm currently locked in my office, and every little sound I hear,
00:09I'm so paranoid that it's a fucking bee.
00:12So a few weeks ago, John Bolton was fired. The entire internet was crab raving. John Bolton is gone.
00:18We were all holding hands, the conservatives, the liberals, the progressives, literally everyone holding hands singing kumbaya for once.
00:27We were all happy John Bolton was gone, except for the neolibs and the neocons.
00:34The war hawks were very, very upset about this news.
00:38He shouldn't have been there in the first place, that's really important, don't know why the fuck he was there,
00:44shouldn't have.
00:45But the good news is, he's gone. Bolton is gone.
00:50Fucking Ben Shapiro was like, this is terrible for the White House.
00:53Like, what? It's just so funny that every time Trump does something I agree with, Ben Shapiro is there hating
01:01it, and Fox News was very upset.
01:05But also, the like, but also like the centricy hashtag resistance crowd on Twitter, a hashtag I'm still with her
01:14Twitter.
01:14Like, a shit ton of liberals were stanning Bolton just because Trump was the one who fired him.
01:22Like, what the fuck?
01:24Sitcom world.
01:25Even AOC posted something on Twitter.
01:27She posted a CNN headline that said,
01:31Trump sides with North Korea.
01:34That's it. That's the tweet.
01:35He's not siding with North Korea by firing John Bolton.
01:40There was this one liberal comedian that was like, welcome to the Trump backstab club.
01:46It's like, why are we feeling bad for this man?
01:48But anyway, John Bolton was gone.
01:50The neocons were crying, and the neolibs were crying.
01:53And it was just a, it was just a glorious, like, two days on the internet.
01:57And then, the fucking next day, Trump was like,
02:01huh, I fired Bolton because he was holding me back.
02:04And everybody was like, okay, apparently, Tucker Carlson was the person.
02:11Tucker Carlson, the Fox News anchor, was the one who told our president,
02:15nah, can we please make sure Tucker Carlson is with Trump at all times?
02:20It's funny, like, people get on my case for joking,
02:24based Tucker, because, like, he always has these pretty good takes about, like,
02:28economics and foreign policy.
02:30Um, but he always ends that shit with,
02:33the left is evil and the brown people are invading.
02:36It's constantly close, but no potato with that man.
02:41I swear to God, I keep hearing bee sounds.
02:43I'm so paranoid.
02:44So then Trump tweeted this,
02:46which I read at really hard.
02:49I was like,
02:49Saudi Arabia oil supply was attacked.
02:52There is reason to believe that we know the culprit.
02:55Locked and loaded, depending on verification.
02:58But we are waiting to hear from the kingdom.
03:02And then Tulsi comes in, of course.
03:04Trump awaits instructions from his Saudi masters.
03:07Having our country act as Saudi Arabia's bitch is not America first.
03:12She went on Fox News and she argued with, I forgot his name,
03:15some neocon headass.
03:17You have a higher opinion of Iran than you do Saudi Arabia.
03:23No, no, that's not at all what I'm saying.
03:25That's not at all what I'm saying.
03:26I'm focused on how we can best keep the American people safe.
03:31On how we can make sure that we are,
03:34and we have our national security intact.
03:37And the Saudis are a bigger threat to that safety than Iran.
03:41I just want to be clear.
03:42The Saudis are directly supporting the very terrorist group
03:45that attacked us on 9-11
03:46and that continue to pose a threat to the American people today.
03:50So, if the president were to take action against Iran,
03:54with or without Saudi intelligence or help,
03:57that would be a bad move in your eyes.
04:00That would be a very bad move.
04:02It would not serve the interests of the United States.
04:04It would cost thousands more of my brothers and sisters in uniform their lives.
04:09It would cost us as taxpayers trillions of dollars more.
04:13It would make the Iraq war that I served in look like a picnic.
04:17And the comments of that Fox News video,
04:20all boomers like,
04:21she's a demon crat just like all the rest of them.
04:25Why does everyone have such a boner for war?
04:28Why?
04:29Look at this shit.
04:31It's gonna rain in Iran very soon.
04:34Oh my fucking God,
04:35do they know that we can see this?
04:37Do they know that this is public?
04:39I feel like war and like all this shit is,
04:42should be the most non-partisan issue,
04:44whether you're left or right.
04:45It should be like,
04:46hey, let's not get into another war.
04:49Doesn't matter.
04:49Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, Iran.
04:51I guess.
04:52Whatever.
04:53Hell world.
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