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00:00:09天煞的狗老道
00:00:11说什么以身为耳
00:00:13让我一个人跟这儿勾引妖怪
00:00:16等这事完了
00:00:18我非得给他插签子上
00:00:20拷了他
00:00:26这鬼地方
00:00:46他奶奶 吓老子一跳
00:00:49你什么人呢
00:00:56我吃猎户
00:00:59这大半夜的你打什么猎啊
00:01:01这附近有妖怪
00:01:02死了十几个人了
00:01:04赶紧走
00:01:13能给我吃口吗
00:01:16我饿
00:01:17行行行行
00:01:22不能吃这个
00:01:35我生肉比熊肉还能喝猩猩的血
00:01:38给你奶奶个腿
00:01:50怎么吃了
00:01:51开心
00:01:52太散 set
00:01:54别开心了 帮忙吧
00:01:56干脆
00:01:58押口
00:01:59准备
00:02:01破口
00:02:03押口
00:02:04押口
00:02:04押口
00:02:05押口
00:02:05押口
00:02:07押口
00:02:10I'm scared.
00:02:13I'm scared.
00:02:20I'm scared.
00:02:21I'm scared.
00:02:23I'm scared.
00:02:24I'm scared.
00:02:26I'm scared.
00:02:28We can't kill anyone.
00:02:34Can you talk to me?
00:02:37You're not scared.
00:02:38I'm just a little cat.
00:02:39Are you scared about eating siren?
00:02:41You should be following me.
00:03:10Don't be careful!
00:03:19Don't be careful!
00:03:31Don't be careful!
00:03:32Please take her step up.
00:03:36I'll have a speed grenade.
00:03:38I'll to build brilliant magic!
00:03:39I hope I'll hit your head of the angel!
00:03:43I'll turn your arrows into the phobia!
00:03:44Let me look at your face!
00:04:00Oh, no!
00:04:01Quick, Riena!
00:04:02Oh, quick!
00:04:03I don't want to work!
00:04:15Oh, no!
00:04:20Oh, no!
00:04:37It's so cold.
00:04:39It's so cold.
00:04:40It's so cold.
00:04:42What a cold.
00:04:45It's so cold.
00:04:46It's so cold.
00:04:49What's wrong?
00:04:50What's your brain?
00:04:51You're not a brainwashed.
00:04:57Let's go.
00:05:00Let's go.
00:05:03It's okay.
00:05:05What's your brainwashed?
00:05:08You're not a brainwashed.
00:05:10He's dead.
00:05:12I'm hungry.
00:05:15You're not a brainwashed.
00:05:17You've got me to do it.
00:05:19You're not a brainwashed.
00:05:21You're not a brainwashed.
00:05:21You're not a brainwashed.
00:05:23Who?
00:05:24Who is the one who is learning?
00:05:28I don't have any skill.
00:05:30I'm just in the city of清城,
00:05:32to kill the devil.
00:05:33If I'm too much,
00:05:34I can't get this good job.
00:05:38I think I'll be able to
00:05:40to make our city's house.
00:05:42Our city?
00:05:44What have you ever been so many devil?
00:05:46How did you not?
00:05:48You didn't know.
00:05:50I didn't know.
00:05:50Okay, okay, okay.
00:05:52Since we are now in the last time,
00:05:55we'll go back to the next time.
00:05:56Let's go.
00:05:58The mayor.
00:06:00What was the mayor?
00:06:03He was a mayor of the mayor.
00:06:06He was a mayor.
00:06:07He was a mayor.
00:06:09The mayor.
00:06:10You're what was the mayor of the mayor?
00:06:13It's not me.
00:06:15He was a mayor.
00:06:16He was a mayor.
00:06:17He was a mayor.
00:06:20He was a mayor.
00:06:22He was a mayor.
00:06:23What's the mayor?
00:06:25He was a mayor of the mayor.
00:06:28He was a mayor.
00:06:33What are you doing?
00:06:35What are you doing?
00:06:36I can't do this.
00:06:38It's a problem.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:41The mayor.
00:06:45What?
00:06:49What?
00:06:50What?
00:06:52What?
00:06:52Wait.
00:06:53What's the mayor?
00:06:54What happened?
00:06:54You were still here.
00:06:55We haven't seen you the problem.
00:06:57My mayor later,
00:06:58I said before.
00:06:58When he just got mad after him.
00:06:59What and you say?
00:07:01I am.
00:07:02You're welcome.
00:07:04You're a mayor.
00:07:06Do you want to talk about what you are doing?
00:07:07I'm going to talk about what you are doing.
00:07:10If you don't talk about it,
00:07:11we won't leave you.
00:07:14You won't show me you are not a fool.
00:07:18We have a promise.
00:07:20You will not be able to do anything.
00:07:22You will not be able to leave you.
00:07:25This is a lie.
00:07:27You are not a fool.
00:07:28The truth is,
00:07:28the truth is,
00:07:29the truth is,
00:07:29the truth is,
00:07:30the truth is,
00:07:30the truth is,
00:07:33our truth is,
00:07:35Tell me,
00:07:37I'm not mad at me.
00:07:38You're not mad at me.
00:07:40If you haven't been working for such a long time,
00:07:44I don't trust you.
00:07:48If you say you're a fool.
00:07:50We'll never be sad.
00:07:52That's why you will be judging me,
00:07:55don't want to say your real name.
00:07:59You will be a fool.
00:08:06I'm a man!
00:08:07I'm a man!
00:08:09You're a man!
00:08:11You're a man!
00:08:12You're a man!
00:08:14You're a man!
00:08:16I'm a man!
00:08:17There's a man!
00:08:21Is this one?
00:08:24You're a man!
00:08:25You're still holding me!
00:08:27I don't know how you're holding me!
00:08:29You're a man!
00:08:30It's a man!
00:08:31He is an adult.
00:08:33It's a man's life,
00:08:34and this friend is one of the three-million people!
00:08:36You can't tell the doctor yet.
00:08:42No, it seems to me I can't hear you.
00:08:42The father is a man!
00:08:44This is a bitch!
00:08:46Let's get down!
00:08:47Here you go.
00:08:58This is a real person.
00:09:01This is a real person that has been a slum.
00:09:03This is a real person that has been murdered.
00:09:05Look at this.
00:09:06Sorry.
00:09:07Hey.
00:09:10We are the person who is dead.
00:09:13Yes, it is a great thing.
00:09:13Yes, it is.
00:09:14It's because you know that you're going to be afraid of.
00:09:17It's your fault, you're going to take care of yourself.秋水,
00:09:21I always tell you, don't want to do this. You're going
00:09:25to do what you're talking about. You're not
00:09:29talking about that. You're going
00:09:31to do it. I'm not
00:09:32talking about you. I'm not
00:09:32talking about you. You're going
00:09:33to do it. You're going
00:09:35to do it. You're going
00:09:36to do it.
00:09:37Oh, you're your master.
00:09:44Justegg me.
00:09:44Oh, you're your master.
00:09:47Oh, you know a servant.
00:09:48Oh, man, you're your master.
00:09:49You don't get your master.
00:09:53You didn't get your master.
00:09:54Oh, this gentleman is serious.
00:09:54Please, you are only your master.
00:09:57Oh, I want your master to court for the Lord.
00:09:59Oh!
00:10:01This you're a mother.
00:10:04What is he?
00:10:05And I said it's yours.
00:10:06Even the king came from the king of the king,
00:10:08but I'm not sure if you're making a face.
00:10:10You're so so worthy to let the king of the king of the king of the army.
00:10:16I'm a worthy one,
00:10:17I'm not sure.
00:10:18My name is a king of the king.
00:10:20Why is he designed to become a king of the king?
00:10:25I'm not sure how to speak to him,
00:10:27but I'm going to go back to the king of the king.
00:10:30I'm going to give the king of the king.
00:10:31I'm going to give the king of the king.
00:10:32The king of the king.
00:10:33This is what kind of location?
00:10:37Mr.
00:10:38It is the黄帝 of the king,
00:10:41the皇帝 of the king.
00:10:43It is also the one that is what the king is.
00:10:48Mr.
00:10:49I will send theックs,
00:10:50and go to the king's house.
00:10:54The king will be the king to come to the palace.
00:11:05I can't believe that this place is located in the museum.
00:11:12You haven't come here yet?
00:11:14That's why he's here with the crime.
00:11:18Who are those who are?
00:11:21The police officer, the police officer.
00:11:23You've lost the規矩, you know?
00:11:26The police officer is here.
00:11:28What are they?
00:11:29Ah, In the area of the 딱-北县令李牧.
00:11:33To visit the eastern town of the Blackhound.
00:11:37The eastern town of the Blackhound?
00:11:38What the heck is that?
00:11:41You're too bad.
00:11:43Okay.
00:11:44What time are you still doing?
00:11:47We're going to have a lot of fun.
00:11:48And we have to die.
00:11:50We are to die.
00:11:50We almost died.
00:11:52What?
00:12:02Hey,
00:12:05Hey,
00:12:06How could you be?
00:12:09Hey,
00:12:10I'm your host,
00:12:11My host,
00:12:14My host,
00:12:15Hey,
00:12:15I'm going to make some food.
00:12:16We're all hungry.
00:12:19Hey,
00:12:25One,
00:12:25One,
00:12:28One,
00:12:30One,
00:12:31One,
00:12:32One,
00:12:36What do you mean?
00:12:38That's me.
00:12:40I'm not sure they're both.
00:12:41What do you mean by them?
00:12:42What do you mean by them?
00:12:42What do you mean by them?
00:12:45My host,
00:12:46I thought you look pretty good.
00:12:49You're a good friend.
00:12:51A good friend?
00:12:53What do you mean by them?
00:12:55It's a good friend.
00:12:57What do you mean by them?
00:12:59I'm so good.
00:13:01I'm so good.
00:13:02So you're going to be here?
00:13:05Not to be careful.
00:13:07You're not sure.
00:13:10I'm not sure.
00:13:16You're not good.
00:13:17You're not good.
00:13:18You're not good.
00:13:20You're not good.
00:13:21You're a good friend.
00:13:24恩
00:13:27出現冥案的事情
00:13:29已經密封還沒有發出
00:13:35那你有沒有和陛下說
00:13:37我來這的事情
00:13:43那你有沒有和陛下說
00:13:47我來這的事情哦
00:13:49läsein
00:13:50未經允許
00:13:52擅自來我暗影思
00:13:56此事关乎制度理应上报朝廷
00:14:02不是来是 是来是
00:14:11官员涉足青楼之地
00:14:13案例也需记录在册
00:14:15禀报陛下
00:14:20大人会来这儿可是你和李三怂恿的
00:14:21要上报的话 你们俩别想跑邱将军
00:14:36案例所以呢后来我一想啊陛下日理万机此类微末小节就不要烦扰盛厅了吧通通
00:14:37通通老范
00:14:41我不白疼你这
00:14:43这 这你这个朋友可娇啊新月姑娘来了
00:14:57这个 是莲子羹暖胃的各位大人还想吃什么尽管吩咐不用了
00:15:00不用了够了
00:15:03够了你快坐坐
00:15:04坐坐 坐坐 坐那我跟姐姐坐一起吧
00:15:22这声姐姐叫的哈叫老了呃
00:15:23那 那大人我我
00:15:26坐在那边去哎哎
00:15:45哎鸭子这酒喝喝喝还有吗有的是原心给道长搬一趟来是有了怎么把他也给带来了此人看起来疯疯癫癫的但确实有些法力今天要不是他出手相助
00:15:57我们还真不好解决妖怪有多少只狼妖啊就发现一只说起来真他娘的邪门这妖怪居然能变身平时看起来跟人一模一样
00:16:26我都差点着了他的道那那妖现在何处是死是活当然是死了他要是活着我就死了怎么死的呀老范看来你对这妖怪的事情还很感兴趣实则所在嘛有妖物现世应该跟陛下如实汇报是是是本来啊想活捉将他送到尖妖寺没想到那妖怪凶性大法变身成狼
00:16:55而且公事灵力力大无穷要不是老到出手相助我们都得死呢那大人念诗都不起作用吗我念诗应该是有作用我给新月姑娘念诗都有作用不知道怎么了就是不灵那大概是给人家更多了说的什么狐狼之气
00:17:18这人世间的事啊都是因情而情为情所困从话说这若有情便宜老行了行了你快快想要睡觉吧咱们不说这些了嗯当务之急应该闹清楚这些妖怪是从哪里来的二位先多食果快给我们讲一讲
00:17:31据说从上古以来人与妖异直都是不共戴天的宿敌千年来纷争不断打致百姓生灵涂炭
00:17:42直到一百年前上一任大舟令左降雨舍身取义以牺牲自身性命为代价将天下妖族
00:18:11禁术封印在千里之外的十万大山之中从此以后才算逐渐告一段落那既然这妖都已经被禁术封印了为何又突然在北京出现了呢五年前啊这妖失恋了后来也没有听说过有什么问题那有没有可能出现在境北的这些妖怪就不是封印在十万大山之中的呢
00:18:30我听我师父说呀就算在人妖大战最惨恋那会儿咱们北京也极少有妖出现难道说他们要转移战略中心把所有的资源倾注于北京这片蓝海市场意图精细化运营实现差异化突破大人
00:18:40大人您刚才说的那些东西我一句我也没听懂我也没听明白大人的意思或许是北京历来妖少
00:19:03无人在意妖怪们便想以此地为根基暗中蓄力以求他日啊东山再起哎呀这你都能听懂你不会是穿越过来的吧大人你说的什么愿这句我是真没听懂我是夸你冰雪聪明能懂我心
00:19:24明白啊多谢大人谬赞这事依我看依我看还有其他的妖媒露面呢这就像那敌人探子一样哎一出动就得是十几号人一起是不是对对就是嗯姐姐所说和我想到一起去了狼妖绝不可能单独行动肯定还有后援
00:19:54还是想啊天都亮了那位后援到底去哪儿了还不回嗯这要出了什么事啊宗主怪得下来我可要吃不了都热走的大卫先别吃了您倒说句话呀说什么呀我们在这熟得很他就找乐子去了完事就回来了
00:20:22刀刀什么刀刀子你们对这儿很熟悉难道说宗主早有不觉宗主的事受打击不过你刚才说的那个礼物仔细讲讲要是还有其他的妖怪那可就不好办了怕什么来一个我杀一个来两个我杀一双
00:20:44海姨啊你连一个都没打过你还想打一双但你说说你有什么办法哎要不大人和我一块回京城吧有我们街邮司在保大人没事哎呀对我觉得李三兄弟说的有道理大人是陛下先不当中大周令的不二人选那不容有事是是
00:21:03大人若是走了这里的百姓我该怎么办哎呀北京这不毛之地还紧要老范你好歹也是陛下身边的人怎么能说出这样的话呢若是北京没了我大周的屏障何在呀我这也是为大人着想哎老范不要再说了
00:21:32身为县令包静安民是我的侄子我是静北的父母官我舍不下静北的百姓可是吧我们在明他们在暗现在有点被动啊对我们要先找到他们在什么地方这不是背话吗
00:22:01厨房还要倒菜要好了我去看看哎哎哎哎哎哎大长哎醒醒醒醒这是沙凉仗事呢对我嗯你去吵完架了你们哎你那个找腰的罗盘还在吗不不带着带着不灵了腰明明在东边
00:22:20他一会儿是南一会儿直北的不坏啊没什么好担心的大人会念战师到时候从天而降一到大雷来多少妖怪死多少妖怪对不对大人都说了他那个法术十零十不零
00:22:44你刚才说从天而降一到什么大雷大雷大雷我曾把他给忘了哎我问你们两个在你们这个世界有消硫黄和糖糖有啊您说那个什么黄嗯是不是点火用那个哎
00:23:11黄公宫里头夏天拿他制兵这就起义了秋水现在马上回大王庄安抚村民恢复争产李三在你见过妖怪变形是什么模样给我搜查全城看到可疑之人全部都给我抓起来遵命哎老畔你把萧硫黄还有白糖能找到的全都给我找来我要让他们看看
00:23:38现代科技的厉害发屁他一个凡人就只能这么厉害我我我说的都是真的那好多人都看见了他就念雷索时那敌人几万大军全都灭了难不成他法力不输宗主是哎别紧啊这是宗主秘财送过来的信做
00:24:10来写了什么说说话妹妹好汉人也死了命藏了一幕之手大人倒爪子还看好了嗯我让他
00:24:34睡我屋了哎那怎么行那他占你便宜那我有什么办法那么多房间他就挑中了那间说什么说香嗯香大人
00:24:56你老看我干嘛快些喝粥吧我看你刚才就没怎么吃东西光说了你和范春元很熟啊你和范春元很熟啊按说我得叫他一声叔叔
00:25:19我父亲我父亲曾经对他有救命之恩后来他就败在了父亲门下常伴左右五年前由于江湖术士冒充大乳入朝致使朕妖式受损陛下大怒严惩相关人等我父亲受到株连羞愤之下
00:25:48我宣良自己你家老小都被发北冲军了幸亏范叔叔利用安隐私的便利将我藏匿于此这地方虽是阿渣了些但对于我来说却也是个容身之所没有想到啊你小小年纪
00:26:16却承受了这么多好了不说我了免得坏了大人的心境对了大人你今日到底写的是什么诗啊能生出那般异想对了你还不知道呢我念给你听彩绣殷琴捧玉忠当年禀去碎阳棚
00:26:33五地杨柳楼心月搁进桃花扇封从别后一相逢几回魂梦与君同
00:26:43今宵盛今宵圣霸银刚照有孔相逢是梦中
00:26:54今宵圣霸今宵圣霸银刚照有孔相逢是梦中
00:27:19这怎么这怎么还要掉眼泪了刚才说你自己的事情都没有掉眼泪这怎么还哭了我我是在替大人难过到底是经历了什么样的事情才能写出如此动情伤感的诗句啊
00:27:47我我是在替大人难过到底是经历了什么样的事情才能写出如此动情伤感的诗句啊曾经有一份真知的爱情
00:28:16都放在我面前我没有珍惜直到失去的时候才坠毁默契人世间最痛苦的事情我过不及如果上天给我一个再来一次的机会我会对那个女孩说出三个字我爱你
00:28:46如果非要给这份爱情加上一个奇形我希望一万五你别再说了大人静点我是经病小姐小姐小姐
00:29:11你不认为你不认为你不认为大人在你房间吐了他一吐就吐呗他想吐哪儿就让他吐哪儿不好意思不好意思大人您跟我还这么见外吗我先回去了
00:29:22这个衙门还有很多事情告辞大人慢走
00:29:52你不认为我你不认为你不认为你不认为他蜘蛛的惊喜我不认为你不认为你不认为我你不认为我以为我以为
00:29:54It's the end of the world.
00:29:56It's the end of the world.
00:29:59It's the end of the world.
00:30:00The Lord,
00:30:00I've seen the most important people
00:30:03in the world.
00:30:14What's this?
00:30:15What's this?
00:30:15What's the end of the world?
00:30:22There's a lot of smoke.
00:30:23It's the end of the world.
00:30:25Let's check it out.
00:30:27Let's go.
00:30:28Let's go.
00:30:32I'm scared.
00:30:34I'm so scared.
00:30:36I'm so scared.
00:30:37I'm so scared.
00:30:38You're so scared.
00:30:43It's the end of the world.
00:30:45I'm so scared.
00:30:48I'm so scared.
00:30:50I'm so scared.
00:30:51I'm so scared.
00:30:58I'm not sure what's wrong with you.
00:31:01Please listen to your students.
00:31:05This is called
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00:31:20ask
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00:31:27That's what I want to do.
00:31:28That's what I want to do.
00:31:31That's what I want to do.
00:31:32Can you give it a name?
00:31:34You know I don't want to do it.
00:31:37I want you to do it.
00:31:39Actually, I've already thought about it.
00:31:42Let me tell you.
00:31:43Let's see what we're going to do.
00:31:46We're going to do it.
00:31:50Let me try it.
00:31:51Let me try it hard.
00:31:54I see that stuff's really weak.
00:31:58It's like the thing going on.
00:31:59Yes, that's right.
00:32:02It's going to go off the back of the arm?
00:32:05Yes.
00:32:06I think it's like a little cold.
00:32:08If we go off the back of the arm,
00:32:12it's going to be thrown out.
00:32:16Do it!
00:32:18Do it!
00:32:19Do it!
00:32:20Do it.
00:32:21Do it!
00:32:22You can't say it's a hand.
00:32:25You can't say it's a hand.
00:32:28You can't do it to the best.
00:32:31This is how you say it's a hand.
00:32:32You can't say it's a hand.
00:32:34Don't you like it?
00:32:39You like this name?
00:32:41Just call it.
00:32:43But it's a hand.
00:32:46You should be careful not to use it.
00:32:54You can't say it's a hand.
00:32:56Yes.
00:33:10Yes.
00:33:11Yes.
00:33:12You can't say it's a hand.
00:33:13You're right.
00:33:14Oh, my God.
00:33:14The sun is so dark.
00:33:16The sun is so dark.
00:33:17I'm right.
00:33:17It's so dark.
00:33:22You're right.
00:33:23Ah, all out.
00:33:23Ah, here's your mother.��분
00:33:29you're welcome? Why are
00:33:31you sad? I left
00:33:35my house. You have
00:33:36not any anyone else. Your mother's
00:33:38home is back. Why are you
00:33:40sad? You're right.
00:33:41Yes. I'm
00:33:44Ah. How are your乍结?
00:33:47How are
00:33:47You don't care about him.
00:33:48I'll have to go for him.
00:33:49I'll make you a new stone.
00:33:52You're probably not sure.
00:33:54Yet.
00:33:55He's a true one.
00:33:56He's a king.
00:33:56He's a king.
00:33:57He's a king.
00:33:58I'll be here for him.
00:34:01I'll take him.
00:34:04No.
00:34:05I'll be客气.
00:34:08The boss's boss.
00:34:10He won't tell me.
00:34:12He's going to leave me.
00:34:14This is pretty good.
00:34:16It's not possible to do this, but it's not possible.
00:34:20So, I'll be right back to you.
00:34:24That's why I thank you, sir.
00:34:26I think you'd like to live in...
00:34:30I'm in my house.
00:34:31There's a lot of people here.
00:34:33Let's go to新月姑娘.
00:34:35This is true.
00:34:43My friend.
00:34:44Oh my god, you have to find me.
00:34:47My sister is my friend.
00:34:49She wants to stay here for a few days.
00:34:51How do you work?
00:34:53She's so beautiful.
00:34:55She's good.
00:34:56She's good.
00:34:57She's good.
00:34:59My sister is really good.
00:35:02Look at this.
00:35:04This is...
00:35:07I'm going to prepare for her.
00:35:09I'm going to prepare for her.
00:35:17I'm gonna take a little of my myself.
00:35:18You're right.
00:35:20You're right.
00:35:23You're right.
00:35:27I'm gonna take care of myself,
00:35:30you're right.
00:35:32You're right.
00:35:34You're right.
00:35:34I'm gonna take care of myself.
00:35:37Let's go to the next day.
00:35:38Let's go.
00:35:40Let's go.
00:35:50Let's go.
00:36:11Yes.
00:36:12You must be able to use the object.
00:36:14You must be able to use the object to the object.
00:36:15Yes.
00:36:17Yes.
00:36:18You are afraid.
00:36:20You will be afraid.
00:36:21You will be able to use it.
00:36:22Let's go.
00:36:39Let's go.
00:36:40Let's go.
00:36:41Let's go.
00:36:43Let's go.
00:36:43Let's go.
00:36:44What are you doing?
00:36:46What are you doing?
00:36:47What are you doing?
00:36:51Let's go.
00:36:52Let's go.
00:36:53Let's go.
00:36:54Let's go.
00:36:55Let's go.
00:37:00You're李牧.
00:37:01He's the king.
00:37:03He's the king.
00:37:04He's the king.
00:37:05He's the king.
00:37:06He's the king.
00:37:07He's the king.
00:37:08Let's go.
00:37:09Then?
00:37:16What are you waiting for?
00:37:46等你的死期啊啊天地无敌贤坤戒拔扩罗索鬼令给我去今天就拿你们两个试试我李家炸死雷的威力
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00:38:47It's clear that the hell is what it is.
00:38:53It's like they're living together.
00:38:55Are you saying it's true?
00:38:58Yes, I'm saying it's true.
00:39:01I'm a fool.
00:39:02I'm not going to get a little selling to him.
00:39:05What are they doing?
00:39:07They're trying to kill you.
00:39:10They're trying to kill you.
00:39:11What are you saying?
00:39:14I can't see it.
00:39:14Look, you're thinking of a big guy.
00:39:18We don't know what we're talking about.
00:39:22They're talking about a big guy.
00:39:26What big guy?
00:39:28The big guy is not the big guy.
00:39:30What big guy?
00:39:32I don't know what he's talking about.
00:39:35I'm just a big guy.
00:39:36They won't tell me.
00:39:41This is your fault.
00:39:45Who did you tell me?
00:39:47I didn't see him.
00:39:49I didn't see him.
00:39:50I didn't see him.
00:39:53Who's the king?
00:39:56Who's the king?
00:40:02Who's the king?
00:40:03You're still a big guy.
00:40:05I'm telling you.
00:40:08The king is in京城.
00:40:11What?
00:40:12Oh, no!
00:40:16Oh, no.
00:40:20Oh, no!
00:40:22Oh, no!
00:40:22It's a failure.
00:40:24This is a failure.
00:40:28What are you saying?
00:40:37That's not what's wrong.
00:40:39It's clear that he has been used to give people a worth.
00:40:43It's not fair to say that he is a threat.
00:40:46That's right.
00:40:46What's that?
00:40:49It's a very...
00:41:19妖族的大军要来了陛下据探报近来六国边境很不太平他们频繁地调动兵聚集资重粮草可在这个时候我们的定远大将军却不知去向兵部群龙无首极尽瘫痪已经半个多月没有意识了这事我知道
00:41:47大将军说他噩梦连连心身不宁啊想必是年轻的时候杀戮太重想闭关休养几天我准了你说他一个行武出身怎么也信这个呢陛下陛下陛下陛下陛下堂堂一国宰相大虎小怪的干什么陛下近北又出大事了
00:41:51在境界现交发现了妖
00:42:02你不是开玩笑吧这妖百年前就被清除殆尽了怎么可能又再次现身
00:42:20徐大人千真万确啊陛下陈请命定远大将军率军前往与尖妖司一同灭除妖孽这种事本来就是你们尖妖司的职责自行处之便是了
00:42:46现在妖怪的数量不轻我怕尖妖司的人手不够啊这几年哪年不出几件有妖的奏报最后怎么样还不是欲人作怪庸人自扰啊这次是我们尖妖司和李牧共同上报的不可能有假好啊很好陛下此前
00:43:16有意要将大周令授予了李牧朝中对此多有非议啊上一任大周令就是因为诛灭妖族而名震天下既然现在静北妖患再起那就请这位李牧试试吧徐大人你这是什么意思啊孙航川陈在北京出现妖怪之事
00:43:44我暗影寺三日之前就传来了秘报我看你们尖妖司的人是不是太懈怠了为臣之罪臣回去定当严厉整肃就按右向的一丝办北京不过出现的是几只伞妖我相信李牧会处理得好为臣遵旨
00:44:10不出意外的话我应该知道妖族进攻的时间了要是能知道准确的进攻时间咱们就能提早做一些准备了大人果然神通啊这也能算出来是算是观察我发现这些妖怪每次变身都是因为一件事情
00:44:27什么月亮月亮月亮当雲云散去月光洒在他们的身上他们才会显出月亮短剧和游戏都是叫银子短什么剧
00:44:48你管他断什么不用听懂大人说什么你听着就行我夜观星向下还是一算下午的月圆之夜应该是三天之后三天那不是十六吗十五的月亮十六圆
00:45:17应该是妖狐屋最好的几种事情李三我让你排查全城的可疑人员查清楚大人除了没有绝地三尺城内的每一间屋子我都安排查清楚没有可疑人出现起码城内是判决但是他们会从什么方向进攻呢听到没有大人夜观天象
00:45:45能瞎会算的本事就靠我这两个家属等死马当火马一我试试天地独军听不尽东门不管他们从什么方向来只要火雷够
00:46:10咱们就不会落下风嘿这个老范说了多弄点糖来又不够用了大人我没偷懒这是真没原料了
00:46:35我知道你没偷懒做得不错呀尤其是这个风口做得比我还好嘿那想当年我刚进歼14的时候我师父说了我是他带过徒弟里面最聪明手最巧的这点活不算啥说你胖你还喘上了哎
00:46:58那你在尖妖丝的时候你见过姚姆那你在尖妖丝的时候你见过姚姆记不清了见过就是见过没见过就是没见过什么叫记不清了
00:47:27那还是我刚加入尖妖寺的时候按规矩我们这些品级低的尖妖室每天晚上要轮流在寺内当职寻夜守耕有天晚上轮到我当差大概子时前后我寻到存放尖妖室的圣所附近明明外面有封印
00:47:55可我却清清楚楚地听到里面传来一阵像是什么东西在挠墙的声音听对人头皮发麻吓得我魂都快飞了哪敢自己进去看赶紧按照规矩发出了信号给我师父我就在门外守着盼着师父赶紧来那后来没想到那圣所竟然开始往外冒黑烟我当时脑子一蒙
00:48:13怕里面出了天大的变故也怕师父来了怪我误事我一咬牙直接推开门冲进去结果你猜怎么着里面空空荡荡除了那块镇腰石什么都没有我正那边
00:48:41是不是自己眼花了就在我转身出门的刹那一股黑雾像活的一样直勾勾的就冲我冲过来了我当时就傻了根本来不及跑那雾音冷冷的现在想起来都打哆嗦就在我觉得必死无疑的时候我师父到了他不知用什么法术
00:48:52一下子把我撞出去那股黑雾紧紧地把我师父缠住了他回头跟我说
00:49:20三儿快跑我当时脑子就像被驴踢了真的转身就跑了真不是个东西最后还是孙大人带着人赶来用阵法逼退了那鬼玩意儿那你师父他
00:49:28要是再有一次机会我会毫不犹豫地冲上去救我师父的
00:49:51雷三兄弟能说出这一番话来足以证明你是一个有情有义的人了贫头佩服得紧了道长你就别拿我开玩笑了说到底都是我没用这世上哪有什么真正的机会能回到过去
00:50:19你们商量正事我先出去找老范看看唐来了没有我先出去找老范看看唐来了没有大人他们说您找我坐哎道长你来看看这里你对这个有研究吗
00:50:47评刀从未见过如此奇特的纹路其中似乎蕴含着某种天地治理宣标得很懒你这很没说一样上次咱们对付狼妖的时候你一施法他微微地有一些反应我这次呢想请你再施法试试看看能不能挥补我的法力好说谁让频道一施
00:51:16看来频道修为上前解不了大人这玄妙文章看来频道修为上前解不了大人这玄妙文章
00:51:17If we don't have the power to help us, we won't be able to win this time.
00:51:24Mr. Chairman, this is the end of the day.
00:51:27If you look at us, we should be able to use the power of the power of the world.
00:51:32This is because of the power of the world.
00:51:36Mr. Chairman, don't you want to join us?
00:51:38How are we going to do it?
00:51:41We will be able to do it.
00:51:43We will be able to do it.
00:51:43We will be able to do it.
00:51:44made it through
00:51:45You want me to be confused
00:51:47I wouldn't be mistaken
00:51:48You're right
00:51:50I don't know what you're going to do
00:51:52Don't worry, and if you're worried,
00:51:54If you're worried,
00:51:55You're fettin' your son.
00:52:02You're going to be talking to me.
00:52:04You're going to be talking to me.
00:52:10You're not going to be talking to me.
00:52:42大人大人不好了大人老范的出事了大事不妙了大人怎么了老范县里头的藏库存的各个商库的都用光了都用光了那咱们做了多少活来大王村那边工匠们日夜赶造能扔出去的也就百十来个吧地里埋的也就五十多个县衙里面也不超过五十个
00:53:12整个靖北县就这么一点糖吗大人咱们这个地方地里根本长不出甘蔗来平时那些糖都是行商们千辛万苦从南边运来的库存本来就不多老范你看看能不能再想想其他的办法高价收购也可以实在不行去临县能想的主意我都想过了百姓们听说闹腰的事情现在都不敢出城啊
00:53:39这样吧你们两个人把现在做好的所有火雷运出城外赶快买好事关全城百姓的性命千万不能出纰漏剩下的事情交给我我来安排遵命道长事出紧急现在必须请你出手相助了
00:54:05大人大人不会是想让我对对付狼妖吧你还跟我装什么糊涂现在唯一有法力的只有你一个人不是大人您看我我就是一个游邦的道士混口饭吃平日里头作个落单的小妖还行您要指我一个人去对付那成仙上万的妖物
00:54:06我 我哪成啊我喝酒大人您这指头都快掐出火星子了是在算狼妖什么时候到还是在算今天晚上吃什么
00:54:36我掐着一算啊现在南方的气候非常的好哎不如等忙完了狼妖的事情我们一起去聊聊聊聊聊聊聊聊聊聊聊聊聊聊聊聊
00:55:05是南方休养的段时间嗯那确实听闻南方的桂花糕甜而不腻现在世界正好大人我们可以准备吃饭了哎小蝶你来得正好吗你去过近海以外的地方吗小时候和爹爹去过一次南边你觉得南方好玩吗好玩那有好多我没有见过的新鲜玩意有会说人话的鸟还有鱼
00:55:34在水里又来又去呢你新月姐姐说呀南方的桂花糕可好吃你想吃吗当然想了那我们一起去南方玩好不好好呀好呀那我们什么时候出发我好早点收拾行李你现在就可以收拾了这样收拾好了之后呢让新月姐姐先带着你去金河我那手上的事情玩完了我再去南方和你们会合这可不行
00:55:56到时候没人给大人做饭洗衣服大人的日子不过了你也太小瞧了我连狼腰都能对付我还能把自己饿死了那也不行大人去哪儿我就去哪儿你疯疯活活的你要干什么不过你来得正好我有事要和你说
00:56:19什么事静北这种天寒地冻之地真不是人呆的正好你去过京城我觉得你呀带着新月和小蝶先去京城找一处合适的宅子安顿下一个然后呢在京城为什么要骗我我骗你什么了刚刚老范问我要人手去埋来我清清楚楚看到库房里
00:56:47你只有那么一点点来根本就不够用坐坐坐坐坐坐你也坐你也坐不是慌什么呀你们可别忘了现在我是有法力的人我随随便便我一招我就我就能把那些妖怪
00:57:14全部都给他送上西天这次啊咱们要去京城主要是因为小蝶的哥哥来信你他在现场说呢大人你就别瞒我了其实我早就知道我哥哥走了而且我哥哥不识字他怎么能给您写信呢你手上的符文光影虚浮用不了对吧
00:57:39你又不是我你怎么知道我不能施法大人若是真能施法为什么千方百计要把我们支开为什么又要让老范把雷埋到那么危险的地方你是打算和妖怪同归于尽吗同归于尽就同归于尽现在不同归于尽又能怎么样呢我现在没有法力
00:57:50就和一个非人有什么区别哎呀
00:58:07信月还是你懂事情了啊你带着他们两个快去京城我求求你了我求求你了我不想等到失去的时候才坠毁莫及逢难逃脱连腰都不说你这个花痴你总记着这一段干什么呀
00:58:36哥哥走了我偷偷哭了好几个晚上现在大人给了我一个家我思雨要和大人死在一起大人我说这些话不是想要责怪您您平日里都对我们关爱有加现在遇到这么大的事了我们更应该紧密地绑在一起再说
00:59:01我也不相信这世界上有什么事是过不去的坎您说是吧你们三个卖砂锅的儿子一套一套的我一个堂堂大丈夫男子汉让你们三个人训教好好好
00:59:24这真是我李牧前世修来的福气呀有你们三个傻丫头愿意陪着我一起死这也算是做鬼也风流了嘿嘿嘿嘿说得好说得好
00:59:49好秦关真是天下第一关说得老到我都点心动了你们聊你们聊嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿你们这个世界的人怎么都这么爱听窗根呢
01:00:17哎呀要是有相机就好穿盔甲的样子真帅啊大人说的这个什么机又是什么好东西啊这个相机啊它就是它就是一种刀鼠对着你咔嚓咔嚓一顿拍
01:00:33就能把你这个三魂七魄都给封印进来大人怎么还会妖术啊你别听他吓唬你他的东西都是正大光明的怎么可能会有妖术啊
01:00:59开来的开来的终于来了我们等你们回来照顾好小店
01:01:16来哎这
01:01:27这里面到底是一群什么怪物这就是有怪吗好吓人啊对啊有大人怪你们慌什么都给我精神点是
01:01:58嗯他们已经在城外守了整整两个时程既不禁锢也碰着还反正难道他们知道我们埋了火雷我
01:02:25他们在等等等来了他们来了
01:02:46好听我的号令
01:03:08快点快点准备引爆快点快点上快点快点快点快点
01:03:27有人吧有人坐手找了成中有内斤你这不可怎么办来不及说这些了趁这妖怪还没有冲上来我去下面守都被掩护了大人李三带领狗猎队准备
01:03:29Hey,
01:03:31you're in the middle of the night.
01:03:33You're still in the middle of the night.
01:03:34What are you doing?
01:03:36You're going to get your head.
01:03:36You're in the middle of the night.
01:03:38You're in the middle of the night.
01:03:39You're in the middle of the night.
01:03:51Let's go!
01:03:59You want to do what?
01:04:02A fan of the합is,
01:04:08a trustworthy должна be,
01:04:09could you shine?
01:04:14What rusty will all those of you have learned?
01:04:19Aah...
01:04:20Will you지?
01:04:21I'm not going to die!
01:04:25I'm not going to die!
01:04:40Lisa!
01:04:43Lisa, you're not going to die!
01:04:57兄弟 慢点儿走 我让他们给你陪葬兄弟
01:05:14慢点儿走 我让他们给你陪葬
01:05:29你啊 我 要是再有一次机会我会毫不犹豫地冲上去救我士宜的说到底都是我没用这世上哪有什么真正的机会能毁到过去
01:05:36I will not be able to move on to the next day.
01:05:40The truth is that I have no use.
01:05:42There is no real opportunity to go back to the past.
01:05:56Let's go.
01:06:18Such as an ancient
01:06:20You will have the Löwen
01:06:23You will go ahead
01:06:24You will first
01:06:29You will leave the loy
01:06:33You will have the Discover
01:06:35You will have the fundament
01:06:40Can you kill me?
01:06:44This is a war.
01:06:48This guy has to be in the
01:06:50camp.
01:07:16I'm going to go.
01:07:19I'm going to go.
01:07:23Your wife.
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01:08:51道长啊 我跟你说实话吧我以前啊
01:09:02顶多见过一个居委会的主任你现在让我一个人上京城去见皇上我这心里没底
01:09:18大人不是还有三位夫人了吗别提他们三个了新月说她戴罪之身不便进京秋水说她有官职有公务也不能去
01:09:22那个小丫头呢她要给她的哥哥
01:09:30爹爹守孝三载你要是再不陪我去我可就真的成了孤家寡人了
01:09:31大人 我这点伎俩都是些旁门左道您此番进京行的是正大光明之路变数颇多况且一定会另有高人相助
01:10:04自然也就不需要我了您此番进京行的是正大光明之路变数颇多况且一定会另有高人相助自然也就不需要我了胡说胡说是我纯粹的胡说你呀别再跟我装了我早就看出来了你绝对不是一个普普通通的道士大人怎么就如此笃定
01:10:30你口口声声说自己对付不了妖怪灭妖的那个血我在城楼之上看到你在偷偷地掐局念舟是不是我这边一败你就立刻出手接滚战场是不是我这边一败你就立刻出手接滚战场
01:10:55看来贫道还是修为上前哪反正你要是不教我两招的话你不能走你就得乖乖地陪我上京城教你两招那你想学什么呀我就想学那种毁天灭地使出来之后天上地下唯我独尊的
01:11:14那还用我教吗您都使过多少次了那个不满定我想学那种言出法随的那大人既然有一颗修道之心不如我们结伴同行归于山林咱们全心修炼
01:11:42到时候你说的那种生活我实在是过不过那既然大人不愿频道也就不勉强不过有个秘密可以分享给大人什么秘密您还记得在烟柳楼范县城讲的那个故事当然记得人妖相争嘛频道的师尊语化之前也讲过这个故事
01:12:11不过跟范县城讲的有点不太一样哪里不一样您看这人间有上任大周令统领难道这妖界就是一盘散沙吗你的意思是妖族也有一个大妖领妖界的统领叫妖帝传说此人修为极深出手之间
01:12:39便能毁天灭地幸好有上任大周令横空出世要不然这人间定会沦为妖族的奴役之地不过就算大周令道法绝伦却也只能和妖帝打个平手到最后他牺牲自己也是无奈之举他们两个人
01:13:01同归于尽我师尊讲到这里他就厌气了妖帝结局如何没人知道你们这一派啊真是把话说一半的传统贯彻到底啊此次妖族在线里二者之间定有一些微妙的联系频道前来
01:13:21特意叮嘱大人以后做事要多一个心眼多谢道长提醒既然如此我也有个秘密要和道长说我也有个秘密要和道长说哦席而恭听
01:13:50其实我呀根本就不是李牧莫非李兄就是妖帝我跟你说真的呢我就不是这个世界的人我是从另一个世界穿越过来的大人说了这番话
01:14:19我信我就知道没有人会相信我这些说字大人您看您造的那些风光霉火雷精巧绝文啊这个世界上根本就没有出现过平日李大人说话略显怪不过仔细想想倒是有几分道理还有大人的千古诗那更是文所未闻吧所以我相信大人
01:14:48一定去过一个和这里不一样的地方太好了终于有人相信我说的话了那大人还回去吗我得回得去呀怕是能回去你也不回去了吧大人在这儿风光无限全力美人唾手可得呀在那边恐怕做不到吧那倒是
01:15:02我在那边就是一个说书的而且我这个人啊不太会来事人际关系搞得不是很好来之前团长正要开除
01:15:30大人不知您的童笙是不是还在呀那都是很久之前的事非常非常长时间这些东西都给大人搬走啊怎么还没搬完呀东西快一点天黑前到不了露水镇了
01:15:39就是我还想吃露水镇的桂花蒸饼呢还有羊肉汤汤饼秋水你的官职呢啊
01:15:53辞了西约你不怕被抓了何彦的人谁敢抓呀小蝶你不守孝了我带他俩一块去别在这儿聊了快一点吧道长
01:16:23你要是我你的童笙还少得住吗告辞了后会有期后会有期啦拿走我红尘难舍呀范大人大人大人您可算来了行行
01:16:53哎呀怎么迟了这么些日子陛下都问起您好几回啦他们三个人啊跟小孩子一样到哪儿都要凑凑乱门平安抵达就好我两天前就把这宅子给您收拾出来了这让他抵达一直等着您啊哇您看这宅子啊以前是少年院大周令的谱底一直是皇家的私产现如今陛下赏给了您可见对您的气度
01:17:02好王恩好当啊大人想大人您看
01:17:13这里的饰样如果您不喜欢我命人立即调整这是啊这是陛下的赏赐
01:17:36让您挑一些日常用品我自作主张给您挑了一些您要是不喜欢咱们立即再换开门大开门啊开大门了来啊把大门打开
01:17:52哎不不不不不不不不不哎晚帅人此开门非彼开门好好好这些很好了很好了啊多谢陛下的赏赐啊哇这房间比咱蟹牙还大
01:17:55You three people just want to know
01:17:57From now on
01:17:58This big house
01:18:00After all, there will be you three
01:18:03You can go
01:18:04What are you waiting for?
01:18:07Let's get out of the room
01:18:08We'll start a new life
01:18:11Let's go
01:18:12Let's go
01:18:14Your father, since you've already been here
01:18:19I'm going to go back to北京
01:18:21Let's not forget about it.
01:18:24Thank you very much.
01:18:26We'll see you in a few years.
01:18:28Mr. Lee, don't go wrong.
01:18:37Please.
01:18:48Please.
01:18:49I believe this two years have increased.
01:18:52This beer is very difficult for me.
01:18:55Wonderful.
01:18:58This is only the unique food for the beginning.
01:19:01It's only a great time.
01:19:04Hisasant beer is not easy.
01:19:06I'm sorry.
01:19:07You went to the Pacific Sea.
01:19:09I was thinking of myself.
01:19:11I'm sleeping.
01:19:12I'm sorry.
01:19:13I'm sorry to call my father.
01:19:15I'm sorry to call him.
01:19:16I'm sorry.
01:19:17I'm sorry to call him.
01:19:18I'm sorry to call him.
01:19:19I don't know how much he did.
01:19:19I didn't know why he was a good guy.
01:19:25Look.
01:19:26He's just a good guy.
01:19:27I'm sorry to call him.
01:19:28We're not sure how he was going to be a good guy.
01:19:33I'm sorry.
01:19:33How are you?
01:19:35What's your name?
01:19:37My name is Li Mu.
01:19:40What's your name?
01:19:42What's your father?
01:19:44What's your father?
01:19:47Are you kidding me?
01:19:49I'm sorry.
01:19:51I've been hurt before.
01:19:53I've been hurt before.
01:19:54I've been hurt before.
01:19:57I don't remember anything.
01:19:59I'd like to introduce myself.
01:20:01I'd like to introduce myself.
01:20:03I'd like to introduce myself.
01:20:05I'd like to introduce myself.
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