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The Real Housewives of Miami - Season 7 - Episode 07: Textual Tension
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00:03Previously on The Real Housewives of Miami, there was a cruise a few months ago. Gertie
00:08was texting me most insane messages. She wanted to be invited to very special events.
00:14Stay quiet. I literally...
00:15Don't you tell me!
00:16Oh!
00:17Oh!
00:17Today we talk. It's between you and I. I would like us to move forward.
00:24Welcome, beautiful goddesses. Is the whole theme narcissism?
00:27Yeah. The whole thing, how Todd treated Alexia. My friend Gertie hurt me very, very much.
00:34How do you forget it? She is breaking the pact.
00:37You are mad about a photo my boyfriend took with your ex four months ago.
00:42I am not mad at that.
00:43You are a narcissist, Larsa.
00:45You gotta move forward, guys.
00:47We both have to do a better job of, like, communicating.
00:50I don't like having conflict.
00:51Okay, well, I don't want to fight with you. I love you.
00:53I don't want to fight with you.
00:57I don't know who you are, but I will be a little bit.
01:02This is all the city of your friendship.
01:08All right, Luca, we're here.
01:10Oh, dude, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:14Oh, my God.
01:15Aren't you cute?
01:17Mom!
01:17We're here. Look. We're gonna see the goats.
01:20And the donkeys?
01:21Yeah, there's donkeys here.
01:23Hang on. Mommy's right there.
01:25I'll take him. You'll take Lulu so she doesn't step in.
01:30So, here we are, meets Luca and Jackson.
01:35Do you think if we call Nelly, she's gonna run to us?
01:41Nelly, do you wanna care?
01:43Luca, you wanna give?
01:43Go closer.
01:44How do we smile?
01:45See, mama has a big smile.
01:47Can we do, like, three of us smile?
01:51Martina, he climbed.
01:53High five? How do you do high five?
01:54Whoa!
01:55You're the goat now.
01:56Yes.
01:56You're the goat.
01:59I'll get you.
02:01I'll always get you.
02:02Martina is acting 20 years younger.
02:05She has so much more energy.
02:07She's jumping around with them.
02:09Oh, look. Look what I found.
02:12That's where the eggs come from.
02:14That's where the eggs come from.
02:15Not from the supermarket.
02:16They come from a chicken.
02:19Just don't break it.
02:21Yeah.
02:21It's seeing her being so soft and, oh, my God, she spoils them all the time.
02:30He's giving it.
02:33And let's go to the girls.
02:35Hi.
02:36Whoa!
02:38I dress like a school kid crayon, so they'll like me.
02:41Oh, my God.
02:42Neon, green.
02:43Hi.
02:43You okay to get close to them?
02:45Yeah.
02:46Of course.
02:47They look like puppies.
02:48I told you.
02:49This is Adriana.
02:50It's our friend.
02:51Where's the other one?
02:52He's walking a goat on a leash.
02:56Is that your puppy?
02:58I love it.
02:59Look at him.
03:03You're so strong.
03:04You're carrying the egg, and we're going to make omelet.
03:08Ah!
03:09Boom!
03:10Oh, Luca!
03:11That's OK.
03:11I have a solution.
03:12Don't worry.
03:13Don't worry.
03:13We're going to have Lulu eat it.
03:16Jackson, would you like some apple juice?
03:18We have some champagne, but that's for the adults.
03:21Here we have a mommy juice.
03:23Oh, my God.
03:23Oh, here we go.
03:25Hello.
03:25The other aunt, but she's late.
03:28Let me take off my glasses so he can recognize his tia.
03:32Oh, tia and auntie.
03:34Hi.
03:35Oh, my God.
03:35It's like the competition of the neon colors.
03:37Oh, my God.
03:38This is the funniest thing.
03:38You girls are hilarious.
03:39Look.
03:40Oh.
03:41For you.
03:41Remember, I promised you your donuts.
03:43Oh.
03:45Can I get a kiss?
03:46Donuts.
03:47Mmm.
03:48Oh.
03:49Well, your neon color is winning.
03:52I don't come bearing gifts.
03:54My present is a heart full of love and to be there for them anytime they need me.
03:59I don't need to bribe them.
04:01My intentions are pure.
04:04Your tia is bribing you with the donuts.
04:07Jackson and Luca already figured out that I'm like the fun, cool tia.
04:11Alexia knows the way to a man's heart.
04:15Oh, guys.
04:17Hi, my friend.
04:18Oh, my God.
04:19This is Jackson.
04:22And this is Luca.
04:28Caramo is a friend, and I met Caramo at some events, and we always hit it off.
04:33His energy, like, he's so warm.
04:36And he's such an activist, and he's a great man.
04:39And he always puts a smile on my face.
04:41So I want to give you a call because I'm coming to Miami.
04:44You know, the National Health Research Task Force.
04:46Of course.
04:46I'm getting honored, and I just had to invite you, you know?
04:49Of course.
04:50Thank you, my friend.
04:51So honored.
04:52Thank you, thank you, thank you.
04:53All of y'all come.
04:54Please come.
04:55Is there a dress code?
04:56Be fabulous.
04:58Exactly.
04:58You got it.
05:00Where is Luca?
05:01I can't find him.
05:02Where is Luca?
05:04The National LGBTQ Task Force is all about fighting for freedom and justice for LGBTQ people.
05:12Every man from Miami is a party, but this one is very special.
05:17It's about my people, and it's about my community.
05:20Way to see you all and hang out.
05:22Me too.
05:23So fun.
05:24Good job.
05:32Hi.
05:33Hi.
05:33How are you?
05:34Nice to see you.
05:36Nice to see you.
05:36I'm so happy to design your dream closet.
05:40I love this.
05:41I want a closet where I can see them and get to everything.
05:44That's, like, really important to me.
05:45I love this color.
05:46Yes.
05:47Yeah, I can put my gun in the closet.
05:50I don't really have a gun, but just in case I get one.
05:54I love my penthouse.
05:56I love it.
05:56It's so easy.
05:57It's literally a mansion in the sky, but I just feel like the condo is not a family, like,
06:03place for all of us.
06:03So I purchased a nice house, but it's not move-in ready.
06:07I have my friend Stephanie coming also.
06:09She is redoing her home too, so I wanted her to come and get ideas.
06:13But this is the first house that I've owned by myself.
06:16This is, like, my house.
06:17It's five bedrooms.
06:19It's got a great backyard.
06:21Oh, this is your closet.
06:22This is your closet.
06:23Do you feel like my closet is big enough?
06:25It's not small, the closet.
06:26It's a good size.
06:27It's definitely not small.
06:28I just want to maximize every corner of that closet.
06:31This is a new chapter for me.
06:33I think this, it's more of, like, my style, my vibe.
06:35Hello, hello.
06:36Hey.
06:37We were just talking about you.
06:38Don't you look cute?
06:40You look so demure and gorgeous.
06:43And sweet.
06:43So cutesy.
06:45This is Karen.
06:46This is Stephanie.
06:46Hi.
06:47Nice to meet you.
06:47Nice to meet you.
06:48I was telling her you're redoing your closet too.
06:50I know.
06:51And that's kind of why I was like, we should both be here together.
06:53How beautiful is all this stuff?
06:54Yeah.
06:54I was thinking, like, something in this family.
06:56Yeah, this is very similar to the one that I'm doing too.
06:59Well, I'm doing it first.
07:00I'll give it back.
07:01But do you like the glass door?
07:03No, because of the fingerprints.
07:05Like, it really, like...
07:06No, but there's a handle.
07:07Yeah.
07:07I know, but you still touch it and stuff.
07:09Why would you touch the glass?
07:10You're going to touch the...
07:11Oh, Marcion, because I'm OCD.
07:13Marcion, you have to think a lot of these things through.
07:16Like, the fingers, the makeup.
07:18How nice is this?
07:19Yes, but you just want to get dirty.
07:21I am self-diagnosed OCD.
07:24I like everything clean.
07:26I do not like fingerprints.
07:28This is what your closet is going to look like.
07:30This, this.
07:30There's, like, fingerprints.
07:31Hence why I always say boogers and Birkins just don't mix.
07:36So.
07:37Happy children change is always.
07:38Yeah.
07:39So, no kids for me.
07:43Do you girls want to celebrate your closet with some champagne?
07:46That means you're VIP and you're spending a lot of money.
07:49I think we are.
07:50I think we are.
07:51Ooh.
07:51I love Stephanie's personality.
07:53Like, she's not about the bull .
07:54You just made us wait two hours waiting on you.
07:56Okay.
07:57Like, it's like the grand Lisa entrance.
07:59It's very rude.
07:59Okay.
07:59You're being very rude right now?
08:01Oh, you want me to say thank you for showing up?
08:02Don't talk to me like that.
08:03Don't be late two hours.
08:05She's not fake.
08:06Like, she shows you all her cards.
08:07You see exactly where she's coming from.
08:09So, you have to respect it.
08:11Let me know you can see.
08:12Okay.
08:13Thanks, Karen.
08:14I met Lisa for lunch yesterday.
08:16Hmm.
08:17How'd it go?
08:17I was just telling her I think she needs to be a better friend and that she's running
08:21on empty in the friend department.
08:22Because it's like everyone's sick of her playing the victim all the time, you know?
08:27Do you hear yourself?
08:28Yeah, you're running low on friends.
08:29I'm the only friend that literally would take time to meet you for lunch.
08:32You know, at the end, we both apologized.
08:35I was like, I want to move forward.
08:36I don't want to talk to you about this anymore.
08:38I'm like over it.
08:39You're just going to go in circles.
08:40Yeah.
08:41So, now I feel like I'm going to coexist with her and just see how things work out for us.
08:45I can see it in Larsa's eyes.
08:47This is not the end of it.
08:48This is definitely nowhere near settled.
08:51Yeah.
08:52Are you going to the gala?
08:54I cannot.
08:54I have a birthday dinner.
08:56But it's going to be so much fun.
08:58You're in good hands.
08:59They, they, Julia loves to have fun.
09:00She's going to have a great table.
09:01It's going to be super fun.
09:02Good, I'm excited.
09:03All right, I think we're done, right?
09:03I think we're done.
09:04This was fun.
09:05This was so much fun.
09:06I feel like I, I feel better about the closet space now.
09:08I just make sure that when I come over, like there's like no fingerprints.
09:11Yeah, no, no, no.
09:12We'll make sure there's a cloth wiping down before you come over.
09:16Coming up.
09:18All of you that are a bunch of narcissists, including you.
09:21And I'm not fooling myself like maybe you are.
09:26You're awesome.
09:26You, you're cool.
09:31You're cool.
09:32Let me go.
09:33Let me go.
09:35Let me go.
09:36Let me go.
09:37Let me go.
09:38Let me go.
09:39Let me go.
09:40Let me go.
09:40Let me go.
09:41Let me go.
09:41Let me go.
09:43Hi, too.
09:44Hi.
09:45You got smile on me right there.
09:48Well, Julia, I'm so happy to have you here.
09:50Thank you so much for coming.
09:50How are you feeling?
09:52I'm feeling so loud and so proud to represent this community.
09:55Also, I have some really happy news to share that Martina and I just handled the two little
10:01boys.
10:01I wish we were going to ask you about that.
10:03Congratulations.
10:04Karama is getting awarded tonight with National Leadership Award for his work tackling HIV
10:10stigma and advocating for mental health in a black queer community.
10:15Well, thanks so much, Julia.
10:16Please enjoy the evening.
10:17You too.
10:18I'm so grateful that he said I could invite my friends.
10:28Hello.
10:29Hi.
10:30You look beautiful.
10:32How are you?
10:33I'm so excited.
10:34I have like a whole setup for you.
10:36What do you got?
10:37What do you got?
10:37Okay.
10:38My girl.
10:40I got a mini shaker.
10:42Oh, she's just so cute.
10:44I know that cockies are the way to your heart.
10:48Yes.
10:49Yeah.
10:49Cockies and cash.
10:51Oh my God.
10:52I love that.
10:53More, more, more.
10:54I guess I got the Nissan version of a Rolls Royce.
10:58I don't have a bar in mine.
11:01Next one.
11:02Now I know.
11:03Oh, oh, this is gorgeous.
11:05This is good, right?
11:06This is gorgeous.
11:07Almost as gorgeous as my colon.
11:09Oh, how is your colon?
11:10My colon's gorgeous.
11:11Okay.
11:12That's great.
11:12It looks like the colon of a newborn.
11:16I had my first colonoscopy.
11:18I'm 57.
11:20You know what I mean?
11:21I think I waited a little too long.
11:22I was worried.
11:23I didn't know what the hell was going on down there.
11:25I thought it was going to be some big old black hole.
11:27You know, when they say, you know, she's really pretty on the inside.
11:30I can attest now.
11:33That you're gorgeous.
11:34On the inside.
11:35Because I got the pictures to prove it.
11:37What about your liver?
11:37How dare you ask that?
11:40How dare you ask that?
11:43How dare you ask that?
11:50Beautiful dress.
11:52Looking gorgeous.
11:53One, two, three.
11:56Mademoiselle.
11:57Hi, baby.
11:58Magnifique.
11:58Oh, messy.
12:00Tossy.
12:01I sent a message to Marisol earlier to check on her colonoscopy, so she said everything
12:06is good.
12:06Oh, good.
12:07Yeah.
12:08So she's clean now.
12:09We'll celebrate her clean colon.
12:11I know you're all up Alexia's ass, but I didn't know you were all up Marisol's ass,
12:16too.
12:16So much so when the doctors go in there looking for polyps, they're going to find little miniature
12:21little Julia's head like.
12:23I'm here.
12:24I'm here.
12:26I'm here.
12:34Heee.
12:35This is beautiful.
12:36Hi, girl.
12:39Look at you.
12:41Hi.
12:42Hi.
12:43I'm definitely not going to be late with Stephanie again because I don't want to hear that again.
12:49You want me to say thank you for showing up?
12:50Don't talk to me like that.
12:51Don't be late.
12:52Excuse me.
12:52She did something we couldn't do in a decade.
12:55So thank you, Stephanie.
12:56Oh, my goodness.
12:57Hi.
12:58Hi.
13:00She said loud.
13:01So see, look, she's loud.
13:02How are you?
13:04Good, good, good.
13:05How's it going?
13:06Good?
13:06I feel really good.
13:08After the goddess party, I feel much better because I feel Gertie and I are in a much
13:13better place right now.
13:14We took a time when we had dinner and we talked like two people.
13:18I wouldn't like that dinner way before that.
13:21Absolutely.
13:23But it didn't happen that way and that's okay.
13:24You look amazing.
13:25It does.
13:26Fashion lifting color.
13:27So I believe with baby steps, we could get hopefully where we once were before.
13:34Julia!
13:35Julia!
13:36Julia!
13:38Thank you for coming, my baby.
13:41Hi, ladies.
13:43Hi.
13:43Thank you all for coming tonight.
13:44You look beautiful.
13:45Hold on.
13:46This necklace?
13:47I can smell money and that's money.
13:49Yeah.
13:50I can smell money.
13:51It's one of my gifts.
13:52I smell it too.
13:52You can smell it too, right?
13:53My husband smells delicious.
13:55Oh, yeah.
13:57Listen, I can smell money from a mile away too.
13:59I like it.
14:00I like the way it smells.
14:01It's a great compliment.
14:04Who wants to smell like something else?
14:14This is Julia.
14:15I'm a hugger.
14:18I'm a hugger.
14:19I'm a big hugger too.
14:20I'll get you a glass of wine.
14:22Just stay and...
14:23You did Victoria's Secret show, right?
14:25I almost did.
14:27About 10 years ago, there was a petition for me to walk the show.
14:30Yes.
14:30But they didn't allow it.
14:31There were like, no transgenders allowed.
14:33And so, yeah, that's why we do things like this.
14:35Why?
14:35Why?
14:35Why?
14:36Some people might know Carmen from Drag Race, but I know her from modeling.
14:40She's an amazing friend, so I'm so happy to have her in the group.
14:43But you also had like a lot of stuff.
14:45Hey!
14:45We're working on it.
14:47I don't want to be negative, right?
14:48But the one thing is, it was kind of funny.
14:50What?
14:51So, Larissa goes, well, you're a narcissist.
14:53Because you got the most flags.
14:56Constantly talking about themselves.
14:58Sorry, monkey.
14:59Lisa.
15:00Lisa.
15:01I think Lisa, yeah.
15:02Lisa!
15:03Lisa.
15:04Lisa got the most.
15:05And I go, well, you're a larsis.
15:06She was second.
15:07She was second.
15:07A larsis.
15:08A larsis.
15:10Well, they all put your name in the flag every time.
15:13What stupid game are you?
15:14I'm a narcissist.
15:16You're a larsis.
15:17Lucky, you're a wordsmith.
15:20Ladies, we have been summoned.
15:22We're going to follow this gentleman.
15:23You're going to follow me.
15:23Okay, let's do it.
15:25Okay.
15:25Let's go, fabulous man.
15:27Guide us.
15:33Is there a seating assignment?
15:35Over here.
15:37A ramp, please.
15:38I'm proud to welcome you to the 2024 National LGBT QTAC, New Zealand.
15:43Thank you, darling.
15:45Buon appetit.
15:46Oh, look at my son, because I'm wearing a dress.
15:49Oh my God.
15:50How did he know you were wearing a dress?
15:52Last night.
15:52Wait, you saw him?
15:53You made out with him?
15:55Of course.
15:56How can you do it?
15:57Last night, I ran into Todd, and we just hung out all night.
16:03I don't know why we're texting each other.
16:05This is what happens when we see each other.
16:06We want to be with each other.
16:08And I love this man, and he loves me, and I'm just going by my heart.
16:13I need a real drink.
16:14This is too sweet.
16:15I don't really know Todd that well, but from everything I've heard,
16:19I think Alexia is definitely very blind to Todd's narcissistic tendencies.
16:25I do not want to scream.
16:27I want to be in New York.
16:29I just want to be sure that you got my text message about my party on Tuesday.
16:33And it's a celebration of life, guys.
16:35And it's white cocktail attire.
16:38I got lots of white.
16:40I got a ton of wedding dresses I can wear.
16:43Oh my God.
16:44I am so excited about my party.
16:45I'm calling it a celebration of life because after cancer,
16:48I want to celebrate where I'm at, my attitude, my outlook on life.
16:51And I want to share in this happiness with everyone.
16:55It's for breast cancer awareness.
16:56It's common invited.
16:58It's just that you are invited.
17:00I want to also do some kind of donation of some sort.
17:03So through my group, Support Your Girlfriends,
17:05they are wanting to present a check to a nonprofit
17:07and embed it into the whole breast cancer sphere.
17:11Please welcome to the stage the 2024 National Leadership Award recipient,
17:17Kuromo!
17:24He's so sexy.
17:25I got to tell y'all.
17:26So, you know, tonight's theme is call to action.
17:28And I realized a long ago that any call to action we have starts with ourselves
17:33because that's what we teach the rest of the world.
17:35Yay!
17:37Good job, boys.
17:38I'm proud of you.
17:40I'm proud of you for bringing us here.
17:41I'm proud of you for adopting these two boys.
17:44I'm proud to be your friend.
17:45I'm proud to be your friend.
17:46I'm proud to be your friend.
17:47No drama tonight.
17:49That's how it's supposed to be.
17:51Oh my God.
17:52I just want to take a picture and frame the moment.
17:54And I'm so happy knowing that my boys will grow up being surrounded by love
18:00and these amazing loving tears.
18:04Aunties.
18:05So, before I leave, turn to your neighbor and say,
18:07neighbor.
18:08Neighbor.
18:09Never stop fighting.
18:10Never stop fighting.
18:12Yeah!
18:19Tonight, I feel that it is necessary to set the record straight by exposing the lies.
18:26Oh, .
18:27This is super dirty.
18:29You need to shut the up.
18:32Everything was going on.
18:33I'm like, what happened?
18:35This is insane.
18:36What was this?
18:37You need to shut the up.
18:48****
18:49We gonna live it up, we'll having,
18:53we're and we've ended up on coming.
18:56Thank you!
19:02It looks amazing!
19:04I feel like this is, like, my debut.
19:05Like, this is my post-cancer, like...
19:07And, you know, it's gonna be a year cancer-free.
19:10It's literally the party of life,
19:12because I'm, like, I'm alive. I did it.
19:14I am so excited about my party. It's finally here.
19:17I want to keep it small, kind of intimate, about 40 people.
19:20And, you know, amongst them will be, like, two friends of mine
19:23who also are cancer survivors, and we're doing it big.
19:26This is gonna be one for the books.
19:28I mean, I could not have been any luckier
19:30to have a room look like this,
19:31to have this dress look like this.
19:34Celebrating life. Let's do it!
19:36I think I deserve this celebration,
19:38and I want to do it my way.
19:40And so it's my party, and I can wear what I want,
19:42I can drink what I want, I can say what I want,
19:43and I can do what I want. How about that?
19:46Baby, you look so good!
19:48Mm-hmm!
19:50You don't...
19:52I know, Miles, you don't like crowds. I know, baby.
19:55You look so good.
19:56Everybody, super tight, super tight.
19:58And remember, it's pearly white. We're smiling.
20:01This is my little nest.
20:10Hi, how are you? You're first. How are you?
20:13Thank you, thank you, thank you.
20:15Congratulations on life.
20:17Congratulations on life.
20:18Yes!
20:21Gertie made an effort to come to my event,
20:23and I'm here to support hers.
20:26I'm optimistic.
20:27At least she's trying to move forward,
20:29which is already a huge step.
20:30One thing with cancer is that your attitude
20:33can be cancerous to you.
20:36And if you don't let things go,
20:37and if you hold things in,
20:39it's called stress, and stress ain't no good for nobody.
20:42Hi, Russell, how are you?
20:44Hi. Beautiful event.
20:46Oh, yeah. You know, it's Gertie.
20:48This is what she does.
20:49She's amazing.
20:50How are the boys?
20:51They're good.
20:52You know, we also have two boys now.
20:55I heard.
20:57Congratulations and good luck.
21:03I don't know if Gertie shared with you,
21:05we had a moment together,
21:07which I wish we didn't have,
21:09but I feel we're on a good path now.
21:10I hope everyone's able to move forward.
21:14You know?
21:22Hello, gorgeousness.
21:24You look stunning.
21:24I know. Thank you, you too.
21:26I love this.
21:27My love.
21:27It's like a ride.
21:29Your friend Julia's over there.
21:30Oh, talking to your husband.
21:32And with my husband.
21:33Go hang out.
21:38You look amazing.
21:43Oh, you guys look so gorgeous.
21:44That dress looks amazing.
21:46It's like you're getting married, Gertie.
21:48You know, this is like my mom's old church.
21:51I don't know if you're so gorgeous, whatever you say.
21:53Yeah.
21:53This is a church that my mom and I and my son used to go to.
21:57It was a Baptist church.
22:00But now it's a party event space.
22:02We have so much memories from this church.
22:04It's a lot of like a lot of like you speaking in tongues.
22:08You're jumping.
22:09You're doing all these dance.
22:11You know what?
22:12I'm starting to think this is like the perfect place for Gertie to have a party.
22:16Let's go get a dress.
22:16Let's go get a dress.
22:17Come on.
22:18You're watching.
22:23Cheers.
22:24Cheers, babe.
22:25Have you met Carmen?
22:26Yeah.
22:26You met Carmen.
22:28Now that you're meeting Larsa, you met the rest of the girls.
22:32What did you think about everyone?
22:35Well, I've only known everyone for like five minutes.
22:40Alexia, you know Alexia already.
22:42Of course.
22:43Come on.
22:44Hey, gorgeous.
22:45You look stunning.
22:48Hi.
22:49Lisa.
22:50What's up?
22:50How are you?
22:51I'm so good.
22:52You look great.
22:53Oh, thank you.
22:54Handsome.
22:54Move over with these other kids.
22:55Oh, thank you.
22:57What is going on now?
23:00It's a celebration, bitches.
23:03Cheers, Lisa.
23:04Lisa.
23:05Cheers.
23:06Hello, hello.
23:09Aren't you a statement?
23:10Hey, babe.
23:11How's it going?
23:11That necklace is a statement.
23:12My goodness.
23:13My God.
23:14You look like you were on the top of a cake.
23:17Good to see you two walking.
23:19I like it.
23:20I feel like we're getting like a star.
23:22Everyone wants to give us a good star.
23:22You are getting a star.
23:23We're getting a star today.
23:25I saw that Russell's here.
23:27Did you talk to him?
23:28I talked to him.
23:29He's the most cool person.
23:30Oh, my God.
23:30I can imagine.
23:32Russell was still uncomfortable about it.
23:35I guess he heard Goody's side of the story.
23:38Because he actually looked like I am the bad guy.
23:41You know, I'm glad we had the conversation with Goody.
23:45Things are moving forward.
23:46I feel like she's trying.
23:48I feel like she's trying.
23:49Yes.
23:49We're both trying.
23:50Yes.
23:51Real quick.
23:51I want you guys to be introduced to a group of friends of mine.
23:54These are my glassy posse.
23:56I'm a breast cancer survivor as well.
23:57Yeah.
23:58And you're mine too.
23:59Do your thing.
24:00I'll be back.
24:00But now, wait.
24:01Something else.
24:02One.
24:03One more.
24:03I went out with Alexia and Todd this weekend.
24:08And Todd was saying to me that she's trying to win Alexia back.
24:12I mean, yeah.
24:13I'm so confused.
24:14I said to him, I want to like you so much.
24:18What do you say?
24:18But you know, I love your wife.
24:20I love Alexia.
24:22We're talking about you.
24:23I was like, I have a feeling this too.
24:26We're talking about you.
24:27Of course, because we love you.
24:28We care for you.
24:29Well, she's telling me that she was with you.
24:33And Todd ran into you guys.
24:35And that he wants to win you back.
24:37And you keep going into it.
24:39Why do you think he's saying?
24:40Why do you think he's saying he wants to win you back?
24:43You don't look like you are pulling away from him.
24:45You don't look like you don't.
24:47All right, we're talking about Todd.
24:47Todd, Todd, Todd.
24:48We had a party for him.
24:51You did?
24:52Uh-huh.
24:52The Greek party.
24:53The Greek party.
24:54Oh, it wasn't for him.
24:55It was for all of you that are a bunch of narcissists, by the way.
24:58It was for all of you that are a bunch of narcissists, by the way.
24:59Including you.
25:01I'm actually not.
25:02I'm too much of an empath.
25:04And I'm not fooling myself like maybe you are.
25:08That's what you said.
25:20All right, we're talking about Todd.
25:22We had a party for him.
25:23We did?
25:23Uh-huh.
25:24The Greek party.
25:25The Greek party.
25:25Oh, it wasn't for him.
25:39They weren't about Todd.
25:51I know.
25:52Every time we talk about him, you get very tense.
25:53Well, I do.
25:55It's still her husband.
25:56No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:57It really annoys me that Alexia is letting Todd get away with anything that he says wants
26:02does.
26:03And Todd wants to have his cake and eat it too.
26:05I'm just saying she gets very catty and, like, attitude-y when you bring him up.
26:09And, like, it's just, you know.
26:11Like, why are you so obsessed with Todd?
26:13She doesn't even know Todd.
26:14Like, honestly, like, if you want to talk, like, do you want me to start asking you about
26:17Masood?
26:22So, this is really pretty in here.
26:25I love it.
26:27May I have your attention, please?
26:29She's like Beyonce.
26:30We are presenting a check tonight to survive her, which is an amazing breast cancer foundation.
26:41I want to thank everyone for coming tonight to celebrate life with me.
26:45For me, cancer changed everything.
26:49Cancer showed me that I'm not always in control.
26:52And as horrible as cancer is, I thank cancer for showing me another way to live.
26:59Because now I'm living even louder.
27:02You got this.
27:03Don't cry.
27:04We love you.
27:05Encouragement.
27:06I just had an MRI, and the MRI result came back, and I'm 100% that bitch.
27:14I beat it.
27:16Yes!
27:19I've been through this with Martina.
27:22I'm beating cancer.
27:23It's not an easy journey.
27:25So, seeing Gurley being so strong, empowering, make me very proud of my friend.
27:32I must say that I would not be here tonight celebrating life if it wasn't for the love of my
27:36life.
27:36He's my best friend, my soul, my heart.
27:42Thank you, Russell, for everything.
27:47I want to publicly thank you, and officially give you your flowers, Russell.
27:56I love you so much.
27:58That's so sweet.
27:59Mommy could not have endured without you two, Miles and Liam.
28:04I love you.
28:05I love you.
28:06I love you.
28:07I love you guys so much.
28:08Russell and those boys, I just cannot even explain to you.
28:14I watched it in awe.
28:15I'm like an outsider watching this energy and this trio.
28:20Like, it's just the most beautiful thing that I've ever created.
28:25It wasn't until I beat breast cancer that I decided to redefine how I live my life and be true
28:32to myself and my emotions, as we all should, by the way.
28:35So if you're gonna be happy, laugh and smile.
28:38If you're gonna be sad, cry.
28:40If you're gonna be mad, let it out.
28:43Thank you for coming, everyone.
28:45Thank you guys so much.
28:46Let's enjoy each other.
28:47And if two more things are happening, stand by.
28:53Beautiful event and beautiful beach, right?
28:55I need to get another drink.
28:56Do you want a drink?
28:57Let's go get a drink.
28:58Do you want a bar?
28:59Yeah.
29:02Text me.
29:02I love you.
29:03Go.
29:04I love you.
29:04Be good.
29:05All right.
29:06See you guys.
29:07Oh, you went out at the gala.
29:10It was so nice.
29:11The gala was so nice.
29:12Everybody got along.
29:13You know, unlike your party, it became a little...
29:16Alexian party?
29:17Oh, at the narcissist party?
29:19I call it the narcissist party.
29:21It was like a narcissist party.
29:22I call it the Todd party.
29:23She can't take me telling her that the event was for Todd.
29:26It's fine.
29:27I can take it.
29:28I'm just not gonna agree with you.
29:30The party was not for Todd.
29:31Okay, okay.
29:32The event wasn't for him.
29:34It wasn't for him.
29:34No.
29:35Let me please clear the fact.
29:36Carmen, the event was not for Todd.
29:37It was inspired by Todd.
29:39Oh, my God.
29:40You know why?
29:41You know why?
29:42Because Todd is a good God.
29:44Oh, my God.
29:44Oh, my God.
29:44Now you're delusional.
29:47Hello.
29:48Hello.
29:48Hello.
29:49I would like to introduce a special performance, but before I do so, I'd like to shed some clarity
29:55on the situation that has cast a cloud on some of my friendship, relationships, and my character.
30:02What's happening?
30:03As these ladies know, an incident happened a few weeks back.
30:06Oh, my God.
30:06And I was willing to forgive and move forward from that.
30:10Yet last week, it became clear to me that this person chose to continue to perpetuate the matter even more.
30:16So tonight, I feel that it is necessary for me to set the record straight by telling the truth and
30:22exposing the lies.
30:23What?
30:24What?
30:29Oh, my God.
30:42I'd like to shed some clarity on the situation that has cast a cloud on some of my friendship, relationships,
30:49and my character.
30:49Tonight, I feel that it is necessary for me to set the record straight by telling the truth and exposing
30:55the lies.
30:56Oh, my God.
30:57What?
30:59Oh, my God.
31:05Oh, my God.
31:07Oh, my God.
31:08All the text messages.
31:10The goal from this is not to prove who's right or wrong, but to clear things out tonight.
31:13It's about cancer tonight.
31:15No more doubt about the character, nor about the situation.
31:19Oh, my God.
31:20And this, I think, will be healthy for our group and allow us to move on in a positive, truthful
31:25manner.
31:26This is very dirty, and I don't like it.
31:29Super dirty.
31:30This event is about all her friends are here.
31:33It's about surviving cancer.
31:35It's very distasteful.
31:36I'm sorry.
31:37Gertie is turning a party that was supposed to be about surviving cancer into a spectacle of how she felt.
31:47This is just such a bad phase.
31:51So, now that the truth is out there in the open, let's celebrate as I present to you Rocky Lanes.
31:57Excuse me.
31:58Oh, my God.
32:00Oh, my God.
32:03What's happening?
32:12I saw that Russell's here.
32:14Did you and Judah talk?
32:15You know, she said, oh, you know, she thinks that you guys are making progress.
32:21How could she think that we're making progress when, at the Grecian party for Alexia, she did exactly what we
32:29said we were no longer gonna do.
32:30Somebody tells you something very painful and hurtful that hurts you deep in the heart.
32:36Yeah.
32:36What is your recommendation how to move forward?
32:39Who are you talking about?
32:40My friend Gertie.
32:43I feel like, honestly, at this point in time, because she took it back there, I feel like I have
32:47no other choice but to really let the truth be had.
32:50I'm telling you right now, Russell, I'm tired of giving grace.
32:52And if I'm gonna be the new person that I say I'm gonna redefine myself to be, that means that
32:56I'm not gonna take s*** laying down anymore.
32:58So, we're gonna need to teach her a little lesson.
33:00Lesson.
33:02I hate to do this, but I texted you something.
33:06Mm-hmm.
33:07And when I say this word, set it up for me.
33:10Got it, got it, got it.
33:10When they go low, you go high, and sometimes when they go low, you go lower.
33:17This is crazy.
33:18Why do we do that?
33:19Why are we doing that?
33:19This is not cool.
33:20I don't like that.
33:21I'm sorry.
33:21This is not cool.
33:22I don't like it.
33:23I'm at a loss for worship.
33:25Yeah.
33:25So, what is the smoking gun?
33:27Well, the fact that she's actually pretending that I wanted to volunteer myself to go on a cruise that I
33:32just physically walked out of is crazy.
33:34She volunteered to come with me on Martina's Place to support me.
33:39Because she even says, I thought you wanted to be here and would have enjoyed being here.
33:44Otherwise, I would have never suggested that you join me and leave your kids and Russell.
33:50So, these texts show that I didn't beg my way onto the cruise that I just left from.
33:54She asked me to because she was distraught.
33:58You're gonna do this in front of everybody?
34:00I don't like this.
34:01I started to read the text messages, but it was so long.
34:05Once I got to the second sentence, I'm like, what are we doing?
34:09The fact that she's exploiting text messages in front of strangers, people that don't even know our friendship.
34:15It's just pretty low.
34:17Wow, that came out of nowhere.
34:18Rule number one, you never send text messages because they save every single one of them.
34:22I hate texting.
34:24I'm the one that picks up the phone and tells you whatever it is I have to tell you.
34:28So, guess what, Gertie?
34:29Especially now.
34:30I'm not gonna be texting you and I'm not gonna be texting any other girls.
34:33Are you guys not moving on, that means?
34:35As of last week, I guess not.
34:37Twitter promised that we were not gonna talk about anything in public.
34:39We were gonna squash it and move forward.
34:42And at the Grecian party, she raised her hand.
34:44Yeah.
34:44Yeah, honey.
34:45Whoa, note to self, don't with Gertie.
34:48It was almost like a public shaming.
34:50Shame, shame.
34:52It was like, you know that show?
34:53What is that show?
34:55When the lady's walking.
34:57What is that show?
34:58Game of Thrones.
34:59It was like the Game of Thrones.
35:01So, you know what?
35:01That's that.
35:02This is really a nasty setup.
35:06Wrapped around cancer.
35:09This is a crazy .
35:10How do we go from that to this?
35:12What kind of party is this?
35:14I don't understand what's going on.
35:15This is gonna take me to the loony bin.
35:18This is crazy .
35:19El Chapo had it right.
35:21I just want an underground tunnel and I wanna escape.
35:24I'm sorry, I don't wanna be here anymore.
35:25I'm very uncomfortable.
35:26I'm very uncomfortable.
35:28I wanna go.
35:30I think she's leaving.
35:31I think she should.
35:31She should.
35:32Pretty gross.
35:34I'm sorry.
35:34I'm leaving.
35:35It's gross.
35:36I'm going with you.
35:37It's gross.
35:37I'm sorry.
35:39She's leaving.
35:40What are we doing?
35:41I don't wanna be here.
35:42Dirty, I don't like this.
35:43I'm leaving.
35:44I'm leaving.
35:45It's fine.
35:46Good night.
35:48Sorry.
35:48It's fine.
35:49It's fine.
35:50I hope that you guys are gonna have an open heart and not lean one way out of what it
35:54means.
35:54We don't have an open heart.
35:55I have to do this tonight for a certain reason.
35:57That's it.
35:58I'm gonna go.
35:58I gave the support celebration of beating cancer.
36:09I don't want to talk to her.
36:11I don't want to talk to her.
36:14That was disgusting.
36:16I just don't understand.
36:17What was this?
36:18We came to show her love, but this putting personal text messages for the whole room to see?
36:24We don't need to take sides and everybody walk away because she was just crying over her
36:29cancer.
36:29Exactly.
36:30Exactly.
36:31Everybody walks on her.
36:32I get it.
36:33My mom's a cancer survivor.
36:35You don't take your cancer.
36:36Yeah, but your different people do different things.
36:39I'm friends with Julia, yes, but I'm also friends with Gertie.
36:43So my position in this matter is to listen to both sides and then try to bring them back
36:50together.
36:51It was a public humiliation.
36:52She might as well have tied you to a stake and had everyone stone you and set you on
36:56fire.
36:56It was horrible.
36:58Carrie.
36:59Remember Carrie?
37:00When they dumped the blood on her, that's what I felt like when I was sitting there.
37:04She invited Julia to the party, told her to be the prom queen, dress up in white, and
37:08then dumped all the blood on top of her.
37:09You know, it was that whole vibe.
37:11You need to do...
37:12I thought you figured this out.
37:14I thought so too.
37:15Yeah.
37:15Adriana was saying it was something about the question that I asked.
37:18What question?
37:20At your event.
37:21This was a slap on the wrist to say with me at my party.
37:24You have the right.
37:25You have the right.
37:27To say that.
37:27Was it like this?
37:28She needs to learn a lesson because she manipulates people.
37:31She does the Betty Booth act.
37:32Oh, you're the baby!
37:33You're Julia!
37:34And then everyone's like, oh!
37:35And then she stabs you in the back.
37:37And she's not going to sit there and with me at that.
37:40I'm gonna...
37:42I hope she doesn't come out here.
37:43No, no, no, I'm not.
37:44I'm gonna stay...
37:45I'm gonna stay neutral to the situation.
37:47Neutral?
37:47I think it was very wrong, Marisol.
37:49It's very rude and very distasteful to have displayed the text messages.
37:52But at the same time...
37:54I just wanna hear both sides.
37:55You come from one side to the other and you have to stand your ground.
37:59So if you wanna be neutral and you wanna go in there and kiss Gertie's ass, then you do that.
38:05Okay, Alexia, calm down.
38:06There's a difference between kissing someone.
38:07Calm down, no.
38:08Yes, sometimes I'm kissing Gertie's ass.
38:09I have to come in here or I have to go out there.
38:11No, I'm...
38:11If you feel...
38:12Alexia, Alexia.
38:13You need to go in with Gertie and do that.
38:14And kiss her ass?
38:15That's not what I was doing, Alexia.
38:16Okay, well, what were you doing?
38:17Being neutral?
38:19I'm not kissing anyone's ass.
38:21You need to shut the up.
38:34I am tired of you barking because you sit next to me to attack me to talk about my marriage.
38:39No, I didn't.
38:39Attack your marriage?
38:40If you feel you need to go in with Gertie and do that.
38:43And kiss her ass?
38:44That's not what I was doing, Alexia.
38:45Okay, well, what were you doing?
38:46Being neutral?
38:47Yes, I was trying to understand the friend group.
38:49I'm new to this.
38:50I just wanna be neutral.
38:51What's wrong with being neutral?
38:53What's wrong with being twisterly?
38:54Maybe this is your norm because you're married to a crazy guy that made you think that this is a
38:58norm.
39:01Oh my God, don't say that.
39:03Leave my husband out of it.
39:04Leave my husband out of it.
39:06Because if your marriage was so great, you would not be part of the show.
39:10Am I talking about Masood?
39:11No.
39:11Okay, so let's keep it that way.
39:13Don't tell me that I'm kissing anyone's ass.
39:16Don't make it about you and I.
39:17I'm not.
39:18I'm sorry you're very sensitive.
39:20This is why I don't get along with sensitive people.
39:23You wanna sit there and be sensitive.
39:25It doesn't work because I'm not sensitive.
39:27Everyone's always getting their panties in a bunch.
39:29Unbunch them.
39:30Unbunch them.
39:31Let's go.
39:31Let's move on.
39:32I just experienced a whole WW2 outside.
39:37What?
39:38This is insane.
39:39Stephanie and Alexia.
39:41We're gonna kill each other.
39:43Why were they fighting?
39:44I don't know.
39:45No, I can't focus because everyone on 10.
39:49Alexia, you gotta be careful how you speak to me sometimes.
39:51Okay.
39:51So that we can both the same.
39:53You both do.
39:54Don't come for me every single time you're next to me.
39:56You wanna talk about Todd.
39:57All I had said about Todd was that the party was rooted from the idea from Todd.
40:01I will never bring Todd up again.
40:03I'm on my way home, darling.
40:05Please don't fall asleep.
40:07I'll be home soon.
40:08We don't wanna talk about her husband.
40:10We don't wanna talk about her husband.
40:11Exactly.
40:11I don't wanna talk about it either.
40:12But it's also about Abby being saying that I'm kissing someone else.
40:15You have to understand.
40:16Just listen to me.
40:17Just listen to me.
40:18We expected to come to this church.
40:20Yeah.
40:20To celebrate Gertie.
40:21We're in a church.
40:22This is a church.
40:24You know, this is like my mom old church.
40:29What denomination is this church?
40:34What are we doing?
40:36What are we doing?
40:37No.
40:39Just...
40:39It's just a no.
40:40I am here.
40:41Do I think you're too good for Todd?
40:43Yes.
40:43Does it matter to you?
40:44No.
40:44I never wanna hurt your feelings about Todd.
40:46I don't.
40:47But I'm never bringing him up again.
40:48Mark my words.
40:49I'm never bringing him up.
40:51Yo, evening was beautiful.
40:52Everything was going on.
40:53I'm like, what happened?
40:54I'm gonna go outside now.
40:56I'm gonna go see what's going on.
40:57I'm not gonna really get another chance for people to listen,
40:59because y'all bitches don't listen.
41:01Thank you for listening.
41:02Thank you for listening.
41:03Thank you for listening.
41:04Girls.
41:05What the hell was that?
41:06I don't like stuff like that, but everybody leaving is not cool either.
41:10That was so humiliating.
41:11That was the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my life.
41:15I wanna check with Julia.
41:16Julia, come here.
41:20Show your messages.
41:22Oh my God, I'm not going down to Gertie's level.
41:24Are you kidding me?
41:24Do you think I'm gonna go to a game pissing contest with her?
41:29You showed the truth.
41:29Your truth.
41:30She's telling her truth.
41:32If you run, it looks like you're home.
41:34No, I am not running, Adriana.
41:36I have nothing to say to Gertie and nothing to justify.
41:42I don't know how you come back from this.
41:48Now I'm a warrior, honey.
41:50And I'm gonna release what no longer serves me.
41:52And when goes down, I'm gonna cry.
41:53I'm gonna laugh.
41:54I'm gonna freaking scream if I want to.
41:55I don't care.
41:56It said, in my me era, period, end of story,
42:00it's my party, not whatever I want.
42:05Next time on The Real Housewives of Miami,
42:07she pre-planned to the last detail.
42:10I just don't understand what happened.
42:12We were all really good friends.
42:13I have yet to go to one good event with you guys.
42:16The boat's gonna be really good on Friday.
42:17We need to divide the group for sure.
42:20Wait.
42:20Take your gun, buddy.
42:24They lured my best friend in there.
42:27She's trying to be with a cool girl.
42:30You walked out like it was a dick pic.
42:32It was like, oh, my God.
42:33I would have enjoyed the dick pic.
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