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The Real Housewives of Miami - Season 7 - Episode 08: Dueling Yachts
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00:05Previously on The Real Housewives of Miami.
00:08Tuesday, I'm having a party.
00:09It's a celebration of life.
00:13Hot, hot, hot.
00:14We had a party for him.
00:15We did?
00:16The Rick party wasn't for him.
00:17It was for all of you that are a bunch of narcissists.
00:21I'm glad we had the conversation with Goody.
00:23Thinks I'm moving forward.
00:24I feel like she's trying.
00:26We're going to need to teach her a little lesson.
00:27Hello, hello.
00:29Tonight, I feel that it is necessary to set the record straight
00:32by exposing the lies.
00:34Look behind!
00:35Oh, my God.
00:38.
00:40You want to go in there and kiss Goody's ass, and you do that.
00:43I am tired of you barking.
00:44Maybe this is your norm because you're married to a crazy guy.
00:47Leave my husband out of it.
00:49You thought I played dirty games?
00:50This is extra dirty.
00:52Today is my party, and I can do whatever I want.
01:02.
01:05Donny, come back.
01:06Martina, come.
01:07The nanny will watch the boys for a little bit.
01:09Look how beautiful the sun is.
01:11Look.
01:12I have you.
01:13We have each other.
01:14Yes, you do.
01:15Yes.
01:16We have the boys.
01:16We do.
01:17We have the girls.
01:18Right now, everything in my life and Martina's life is about the boys.
01:22I mean, I was told boys are more active, and they definitely are.
01:27Guys, no fighting.
01:30Oh, okay.
01:32Our house is definitely not quiet.
01:36Speaking of which, we need to put them to sleep tonight.
01:40I'm still upset about dirty and how she behaved yesterday at the event.
01:46Sounds like probably a good thing I didn't go.
01:48I would have been pretty upset.
01:49This is just so petty.
01:51It's so petty.
01:52And I left.
01:53And Adriana, she thought that it would be good for me to go back and try to hash it
01:58out with dirty.
01:59You showed the truth.
02:00Your truth.
02:01Ah.
02:01She's telling her truth.
02:03If you run, you look like you're wrong.
02:05Oh, I am not running, Adriana.
02:07I have nothing to say to dirty.
02:08There's no hushing out.
02:11After having time to think about why Adriana didn't follow me, I'm starting to think that
02:17there is some kind of resentment towards me because my friends are Marisol and Alexia,
02:24and that they like me.
02:25And I just closed my eyes, thought about her for a second, and I just walked back in because
02:31I just had one question to dirty.
02:33What was the point of you doing this?
02:36You promised.
02:36You said to me, Gertie, what I will do, you said Gertie, you're not listening.
02:41What are you here for?
02:42What are you here for?
02:42Go home.
02:43Girl, bye.
02:43No class.
02:44And come in with sneakers on.
02:46Cocktail chic, baby.
02:49Oh, I got my sneakers.
02:52Actually, I wore these sneakers.
02:54These are Chanel sneakers.
02:55They're Queen of sneakers.
02:56I wore them to the royal box.
02:58And they said no sneakers, but I'm like, but these are Chanel.
03:01Oh, okay.
03:02You can come in.
03:02They're okay with sneakers.
03:04But Gertie, whatever issues she could have with me, I apologize for the water.
03:09I'm very sorry for throwing the water at you.
03:12I have no excuse for it.
03:15I thought we were moving forward.
03:18Okay.
03:18Progress is made.
03:19Not so much.
03:20Not so much.
03:21It's a serious thing when people have cancer, they survive it.
03:25And we're celebrating the fact that they survived because 20 years ago it might have been a death sentence.
03:31Now you get to live?
03:32And this is what she does at the event?
03:35Thanks.
03:53Hey.
03:54Welcome to my soon-to-be humble abode.
03:58It's a full-on construction site.
04:02Oh.
04:03Oh.
04:03Oh.
04:04Wow.
04:05This door is serious.
04:06I know.
04:07It's like a castle.
04:08It is a castle, by the way.
04:10For a queen.
04:11Oh, my God.
04:11Can we stop the construction for two minutes?
04:14Señor.
04:15Podemos parar la máquina un segundito?
04:17Masud built this house with his ex-wife.
04:20After he got a divorce, Masud and I moved to a condo.
04:23Then Masud wanted to move back in the house shortly after his divorce.
04:27I'm going to show you the whole house.
04:28It's about 22,000 square feet.
04:31Oh, my gosh.
04:32The ceiling height's 40 feet high.
04:34I said, it's never going to happen unless you let me completely gut it.
04:40It's basically unrecognizable.
04:43And we agreed.
04:44I wanted to feel like the home was mine.
04:46I didn't want to feel like it was one wife out, one new wife in.
04:51Yeah.
04:51When I first went into Masud's house, it was not my style.
04:55It was so Persian.
04:57I honestly felt like there was a genie that was going to come out of the chimney.
05:01So this is going to be the master.
05:04I love it.
05:05Wait, Larsa, wait.
05:07Then you come to the grand closet.
05:10It's a little over 1,000 square feet.
05:13Is this just yours?
05:14Just mine.
05:15Oh, I love this.
05:16And this whole wall from here to over there is all Birkins.
05:21Oh, my gosh.
05:22Of course it is.
05:23I want a wine cellar.
05:25I want my own gym, a spa, a makeup room.
05:28I want staff quarters to have their own entrance so that they don't have to use my entrance.
05:32This is the whole backyard.
05:36We're going to be tanning naked.
05:39The cost of renovating this house could have easily just been the cost of purchasing a new home, but pay.
05:46He wanted this house and I wanted to be fully happy, so we had to do what we had to
05:51do.
05:52This right here used to be the pool.
05:54I wanted the pool over there.
05:56Masood, I want him that every corner he turns, he's not reminded of the past.
06:00I love it.
06:01The backyard is so peaceful.
06:02I'm going to have a housewarming party.
06:03We can invite all the girls.
06:05I would love it.
06:05Anybody that brings bad juju or fights, they're going to be escorted out.
06:08I mean, how crazy was the other night?
06:11It was, it was, it was too much.
06:14Well, I'm very opinionated.
06:15I have a lot to get off my chest.
06:16Wait, like what?
06:17Can I show you the rest of the house?
06:18Yeah, like what?
06:18What else do you have to get off your chest?
06:19I feel like you got it off your chest with Alexia.
06:22By the way, does she talk to everybody like that?
06:24You want to be neutral and you want to go in there and kiss Gertie's ass and you do that.
06:28I'm not kissing anyone's ass and you need to shut the up.
06:30He thinks you keep bringing up Todd.
06:32And I know it's a very sensitive subject for her because I did hear her say that.
06:36I was saying, you're beautiful.
06:37You have so much to bring.
06:38If God takes out the garbage, you don't go back diving for it.
06:41All she's done is try to belittle and put me down.
06:44And that's not right.
06:46I have yet to go to one good event with you guys, honestly.
06:49No, there's some good ones.
06:50No, what do you mean?
06:50The boat's going to be really good on Friday.
06:52Before Gertie's event, Kiki and I had already planned an overnight yacht excursion for all the girls.
06:57But we only booked one yacht.
06:59And then it all went to .
07:00I think we're going to need two boats.
07:02Can you call and see if you can get another boat?
07:04Simon?
07:05Hi, Kiki.
07:05There's nine of us.
07:06I have the 100 foot sun seeker.
07:08I can have that ready for you tomorrow.
07:10Perfect.
07:11I got it set up.
07:12Okay, good.
07:13I didn't want to cancel because Kiki and I had planned this for so long.
07:16And just because two of the birds are not happy, why does the whole flock have to suffer?
07:21So here we have Kiki and Larsa.
07:25So even though you guys are in a good place, I think you can keep Lisa.
07:29Just saying, you can have Lisa.
07:31I like Lisa.
07:31Sure.
07:32I think I should take Stephanie because I'm the closest to her and she's new.
07:35Okay.
07:36I wanted Alexia.
07:38If you want Stephanie and Alexia, that's calling for a disaster.
07:40I don't think they're in that bad of a place.
07:42Okay.
07:43So Julia for sure cannot be on my boat.
07:46I love Julia, but it's going to be crazy because I know you don't want Gertie.
07:50So that means, girl, I have to be here.
07:52Listen.
07:52Do you want Marisol?
07:53Marisol is okay with everyone on my boat.
07:56Mm-hmm.
07:57But then I think we should put Adriana here because you okay with Adriana.
08:01I'd rather you take her.
08:03Let me call Marisol.
08:04Just tell her.
08:05Hey.
08:05Hi.
08:06So we have two boats.
08:08There's not enough room on my boat, but Kiki has more rooms.
08:11And on my boat, it's going to be me, Lisa, Gertie, you, and Adriana.
08:17I don't like you guys.
08:18I do not enjoy being around Adriana.
08:21We're doing it overnight.
08:22She might come in my room and murder me in the middle of the night.
08:24Okay, we're going to work.
08:25Put you on my boat.
08:27Okay.
08:27I love y'all parties.
08:31I have bad track records with these events.
08:34And I think it's going to be entertaining.
08:36I think people that have issues are probably going to have a few drinks and then get it off their
08:40chest.
08:40Okay, I'm going to continue on with the tour.
08:43Okay.
08:43We only have another 10,000 square feet to go.
08:46Coming up.
08:47Go get plastic surgery on your bony knees because they need it.
09:09Coco, you're here.
09:11Hello.
09:13What up?
09:19You like it here, right?
09:21Yeah.
09:23I love that you're coming over more.
09:25We have this spot here on the beach.
09:27It's fun.
09:28After Todd filed for divorce, Frankie and I moved to a home in Venetian Islands.
09:33We rented this house month to month because honestly, I don't know where my life is right now.
09:38I don't know where I'm going.
09:39I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow.
09:40For now, I'm very happy here.
09:42It's important.
09:43You just got to keep yourself emotionally stable.
09:48You and Peter seem to avoid talking about Todd.
09:51Why?
09:51Yeah, we do.
09:53Want to shoot some pool?
09:54Yeah.
09:55You know, I don't like to involve my kids.
09:56You know, my kids have gone through so much.
09:59My pain is their pain.
10:01So, I think it's just easier not to talk about Todd.
10:03Take it easy.
10:04Don't look Frankie.
10:06Yeah, you're shot.
10:08Oh, you got it.
10:10You feel good, Francis?
10:11You feel better?
10:12Good.
10:13I think so.
10:14Good.
10:15Summix's gone down a little bit.
10:16You haven't let me eat.
10:17You look thinner already.
10:18He does.
10:19And finally, we have a diagnosis.
10:22Frankie has been vomiting profusely and ended up in the emergency room.
10:27They diagnosed him with diverticulitis.
10:30Basically, you have to control it with a diet.
10:31So, like, I need everybody's help.
10:34There's certain things that trigger it.
10:36Of course.
10:36You want to eat?
10:38What, talking about food got you hungry?
10:40Yeah.
10:41I don't know about you, but, like, when Frankie was in the hospital for those three days,
10:45all I can think about was-
10:46Well, you saw me when I walked in.
10:48It was-
10:49You started crying.
10:50You walked in and you were- you were crying.
10:52I'm crying.
10:53Yeah.
10:54And I saw you.
10:54I saw you.
10:55So, it took me back to that 11 years ago.
11:01God damn it.
11:02Always a problem.
11:03Don't cry, Peter.
11:04Ooh.
11:05The truth is, like, you've had it really hard.
11:07Mm-hmm.
11:07Not only for you, but then after when you were doing better, then your brother gets into
11:11the accident, you know, and then you leave to Paris and you're doing good.
11:14And then you come back and Herman dies.
11:16It's like, it was a lot.
11:21But now we're good.
11:22I don't want you to worry.
11:25Peter's life was so affected by his brother's accident because he always saw his brother,
11:30instead of being the little brother, as the older brother.
11:33Like, he looked up to Frankie.
11:35But now I see him, you know, more mature, you know, more, um, you know, at peace.
11:42Please.
11:43I know.
11:43Please, man.
11:44I know.
11:45For us, it's all our, because your brother and I, that's why.
11:48Yeah.
11:48Crying, sad.
11:49No, relax.
11:50Done.
11:51No more.
11:52Because, you know, he knows that one day, you know, I'm getting older and he will be responsible
11:57for his brother.
11:58When Herman passed away, I didn't put you as his guardian.
12:03I wouldn't have either.
12:05And it's a big responsibility.
12:07But he believes, like, I got this.
12:10Peter, how old are you, Peter?
12:12Thirty.
12:13Thirty-seven.
12:14Thirty-seven.
12:15No, that means I would be really, really old or I had him at 20.
12:19Thirty-two.
12:20Thirty-two.
12:21Thirty-two, looking brand new.
12:23I'm excited for you.
12:24I think that this is going to be a good year for you.
12:27Yeah.
12:42Hello.
12:42How are you?
12:43Welcome.
12:44Good.
12:58There she is.
13:00I love you.
13:02Oh, my God.
13:03Oh, my God.
13:04You look so freaking tiny.
13:05What the hell is going on?
13:06I'm trying.
13:07Oh, my God.
13:07Show me this bag.
13:08Girl, that bag is everything.
13:09That color is amazing.
13:10Girl.
13:10Fuck you.
13:11I don't know, but a moment for these two.
13:13That's what...
13:14Dead on arrival, huh?
13:15That is a good time.
13:18What is that?
13:19Don't tell me.
13:19No, no, no.
13:21There's a fire.
13:23Did you guys burn my Dior bag?
13:25My ostrich mask.
13:27Oh, my God.
13:29Baby G, the last time I saw her, literally, she was still in her preemie.
13:32She was like four pounds, like a little pure bones.
13:35No, now she's like 90th percentile weight.
13:37She's like a little pudsicle.
13:40Doesn't she look like my dad?
13:42Something about her really reminds me of him.
13:44That was a blessing in disguise, right?
13:46It was a year in October.
13:49Everything about that was like a nightmare.
13:51So, remember, she came, what was it, six or seven weeks early?
13:54She was in the NICU for 10 days.
13:56It was just...
13:57Then I had to leave the hospital.
13:58She stayed behind because she wasn't breathing well,
14:00and I felt guilty because I couldn't be there
14:01maybe because I hadn't seen Grayson for almost like a week.
14:04It was a s*** show.
14:05It was a s*** show.
14:05Nicole has gone through a lot.
14:07You know, I mean, the sudden passing of her father.
14:09I want to extend all of our condolences.
14:11Your father passed away quite unexpectedly.
14:15Very unexpectedly.
14:17It's very serendipitous, right?
14:18Yeah.
14:19God give it and God take it away.
14:21It's a full circle.
14:22And I know that she's still going through postpartum,
14:24this emotional rollercoaster.
14:26So, I just want to support her and let her take it easy.
14:29It's about her right now and her getting back to who she is.
14:32Cheers.
14:32I miss you.
14:33God, I love you.
14:34Because I'm trying to get her to get her groove back,
14:36just like I am trying to.
14:37Thank you so much.
14:38Thank you all.
14:39This is amazing. Wow.
14:40I'm excited to meet Stephanie.
14:41The fact that she actually dated a few years ago,
14:43what happened to me?
14:43Isn't that crazy?
14:45Wild. The world is this big.
14:46I know.
14:47Speaking of which...
14:48I feel like we would get along.
14:50Sure.
14:50We speak all the time, so hold on.
14:51You know, listen, there have to be some similarities
14:53if the same man liked us both.
14:55And let me tell you, Anthony's piggy as .
14:56But you know, she's petite, you petite.
14:59You got body, she got body.
15:00She got a plane, you got a plane.
15:01We like that.
15:02Bitch, yes.
15:03I love it.
15:03Yo, yo, yo.
15:05I want to do a quick hi and bye intro.
15:08Hi.
15:09Take it, take it.
15:10Oh my gosh, how are you?
15:11You know, I was blonde.
15:13But then I was like, it's so damaging.
15:14It's so much.
15:15I was going to go red, but isn't that a lot of work?
15:17Like to keep it red?
15:19I will die if you go red.
15:21We're going to be like 20.
15:22Oh no, definitely not now.
15:24Stay blocked.
15:25Nicole's fabulous.
15:26Clearly, we have to have some similar traits.
15:29When I dated Anthony 20 years ago,
15:31you could tell that he was going to go far in life.
15:34I mean, nobody's really comparing private jets around here.
15:37But I'm just saying, mine's kind of big.
15:42Her.
15:44Bye.
15:46That was cute.
15:48Sweet.
15:48It's funny because when I saw her hanging out with the group,
15:50my initial thought was like, ooh,
15:52I don't think she's going to get along with Alexia because,
15:54you know, there's like that alpha competition.
15:57And if you don't bend the knee, like she doesn't do well.
16:00And Stephanie doesn't strike me as a knee bender.
16:02Oh no.
16:02And the party that you were supposed to go to,
16:04I put the text message up.
16:05I redacted the names.
16:06It is necessary for me to set the record straight.
16:13Julia got embarrassed.
16:14And so they walked out.
16:16Stephanie wanted to go back in to hear what I had to say about what happened.
16:20They were like, oh, you're such a kiss ass.
16:22And you want to go in there and kiss Gertie's ass.
16:24And you do that.
16:25There are these blind alliances, right?
16:28And I don't understand that because if I'm someone's friend,
16:30I will hear your story and be like, you know what, Gertie, that was wrong.
16:33Like, you know what?
16:35Maybe you shouldn't have said that.
16:36And I told you after you made the comment about the facelift,
16:39you got a facelift while Martina was in New York getting chemo.
16:43I told you, I was like, oof, that was tough, girl.
16:45But you know what?
16:46I don't know that I would have gone there.
16:47That's what friends do.
16:48We're honest with each other.
16:49I tell you if I think you stepped out of line, but these girls, no.
16:52They're like horses with those things on.
16:53But they're blinders with, you know, when they want to be.
16:56Am I proud of the way that I acted at my party?
16:58Would I have done this as a first choice option?
17:00Of course not.
17:01The fact is that I tried every other way with everyone
17:03to try to get them to really listen to me.
17:06They pretended to, right?
17:08But there was already a predetermined notion of who's in the right
17:11and who's in the wrong.
17:13And that's the reason why I was pushed to where I went.
17:15I just don't understand what happened.
17:17We were all really good friends.
17:19Remember the day after your surgery, we picked up smoothies
17:21and Julia and I went to visit you.
17:23We sat in your bed.
17:25Friend voices are here.
17:27Julia brought this.
17:30I feel like there's been a big shift in Julia
17:34because I never even see Julia hanging out with Adriana anymore.
17:37We saw this over the summer.
17:39You and I were kind of like, what's going on there?
17:40Like, she's been really into Marisol and that's fine.
17:43But not at the day.
17:44You know what it gives?
17:45It's getting thirsty.
17:46You know, in middle school, that new girl that comes in
17:49that really doesn't have any friends.
17:50So she kind of makes up friends with whoever.
17:53And then they become like friends.
17:55But then all of a sudden she discovers the cool people
17:57or what she thinks is like the cool people.
17:58The big me girl?
17:59That's what I call her.
18:00And she like, leaves the other friends.
18:01Yeah.
18:01When would it take for you to come back to our group?
18:27Oh my God.
18:29Such a beautiful day.
18:30I cannot wait.
18:31Hi.
18:33I'm Kiki.
18:33It's nice to meet you.
18:34Very nice to meet you.
18:35You're so pretty.
18:36Oh, thank you, babe.
18:36Girl, I am.
18:39Oh my goodness.
18:41For someone who loves yacht life, I don't know how to swim.
18:48Hello.
18:48Guys, my dress is kind of long.
18:50Hey, guys.
18:51There you go.
18:51Welcome aboard.
18:52Hi.
18:52How are you?
18:53Nice to meet you guys.
18:54So this is our Astonish, our 94 foot San Lorenzo.
18:57I love it.
18:58It's beautiful.
18:59When you think of Miami yacht, you think of luxury, the lifestyle.
19:10And this is the master where all the magic happens.
19:13This is where I'm going to be humping myself.
19:14I'm just kidding.
19:15Being on a yacht is super fun because you don't have to do anything.
19:19There's crew, jet skis, and champagne at all times.
19:23Hello.
19:25This one's very heavy.
19:27It has my mixers.
19:30Hello.
19:33Is that Ebony?
19:34Yeah.
19:37Ebony, I've known for years and years and years.
19:39And also, she knows Kiki.
19:41She knows Gertie.
19:42Oh my God.
19:44And she's just been a great friend.
19:47She always has my back.
19:48Hello, Adriana.
19:50Woo!
19:50Hi, girls.
19:54Hi.
19:55Hi.
19:56Hi.
19:57Welcome home.
19:58I know.
19:59Welcome home.
20:00I know it's going to be a fun, great weekend.
20:03I'm so excited.
20:05I totally need this.
20:07Hi.
20:08Hi.
20:08No hard feelings, but I'd probably rather not be on the boat with Stephanie.
20:13Hi.
20:14Hey.
20:14Hey.
20:15Hey.
20:15Hey.
20:16The loud one.
20:17I don't know.
20:18Is it too soon to throw someone underboard?
20:21Overboard, not underboard.
20:25How's it going?
20:26We're just over there.
20:27Cocktails.
20:27We just found out you're not staying with us.
20:29No.
20:30Why?
20:31I'm going to go on a little quick trip to Canada with my hubby.
20:36That's nice.
20:37What's in Canada, though?
20:38Why did you-
20:38We have a home there.
20:39We love it.
20:39He sent me these flowers with a note before Larsa told me about-
20:42He does that?
20:43Yeah.
20:45It's always that we can go at rest.
20:47We're here dancing.
20:48She can go have some fun with Masood.
20:50You know, I think that that's what she should do.
20:52Yeah.
20:53At one point, we're going to tie both of the yacht together.
20:56And then Gertie will drain us on Larsa's yacht for dinner.
21:00Yeah.
21:00But it's unfortunate that we had to split the group.
21:03Larsa and I, we were actually fighting on who gets on whose yacht.
21:07But Marisol said she didn't want to be on the same yacht with you.
21:11Me?
21:12It would be a nightmare.
21:14Why?
21:14So she decided she would rather split room with Alexia on the other yacht.
21:19I felt we were good.
21:20No, I don't want to be on Kiki's boat with Adriana there.
21:23I would have to look at the face, get the digs, the comments.
21:26I want to have a good time.
21:27Totally.
21:28I mean, I totally understand Marisol because if I would be put on Kiki's boat with Gertie there,
21:32I would have said, I'm sorry guys.
21:33How sick was that?
21:34That was awful.
21:35I'm sorry.
21:36I was waiting for the bucket of blood to fall.
21:38But it was like a horror movie.
21:39So wait, Gertie is coming later.
21:41I'm not looking for joint dinner tonight with everybody.
21:44So how long are we going to be here?
21:46We're going to be-
21:46We're ready to go, I guess.
21:47Oh, we're ready to go?
21:49Yeah.
21:49Yeah.
21:50No, no, no.
21:50I have a little boat that's coming to bring it back.
21:53Oh, okay.
21:53Yeah, yeah.
21:54Know what the problem with Marisol?
21:56She has no empathy with her dry bony, shriveled up, dry ass.
22:02Hi, Daddy.
22:04You want to come aboard?
22:05You are so hot.
22:06There's a party here tonight.
22:08A party for three.
22:09Au revoir.
22:17Cheers, guys.
22:19Hopefully we make good memories.
22:22Is that the mean girl's boat?
22:24Is that the mean girl's boat?
22:24Is that the mean girl's boat?
22:24Is that the problem with Marisol?
22:25She has zero talents.
22:27Zero.
22:28Zero.
22:29Talents.
22:30We need to take this.
22:31I'm sorry.
22:32It's the truth.
22:34Does this have a stabilizer?
22:36Of course it has a stabilizer.
22:37Well, this is not very stabilized.
22:45You know, sometimes they try to rape you.
22:47I heard about that.
22:49Yeah.
22:49Dolphin rape.
22:50It's a serious thing.
22:55I'm drunk already.
22:56I better eat.
22:57But Marisol, the ringleader, with her damn dry knees, does not allow people to make their
23:03own penis.
23:03Maybe it was a bad idea to tell Adriana why Marisol didn't want to come on my yacht.
23:09She's manipulative and she's cunning.
23:11The fake Birkin bags and the cubic zirconia rings would not absolve you from the evilness
23:19of your soul.
23:24This is so pretty.
23:26Oh, my God.
23:27Oh, my God.
23:27I love this.
23:29I think we're next to the girls.
23:32And more champagne.
23:33Are you guys cool now?
23:35Oh, my God.
23:36We've always been cool.
23:37We've always been cool.
23:38But I don't like that you said that I bark.
23:40You did.
23:41Because I still don't.
23:41You do.
23:42Well, so do you.
23:43And you're like a chihuahua.
23:44But you barked at me.
23:45You barked at me first.
23:46I'm like a Rottweiler.
23:47Really?
23:47Yeah.
23:50I'm more like a wolf.
23:52I'm more like a lion.
23:53Well, the wolves don't bark.
23:55Hello.
23:56Hey.
23:58Steph.
23:59You all look so cute.
24:01You look so cute.
24:03You look so cute.
24:03You look like a pinna.
24:04So cute.
24:04She does.
24:05She looks like a pinna.
24:06What up, bitches?
24:08Hi, please.
24:10Thank God I'm not on that boat.
24:12Stephanie, you're in the wrong boat.
24:14Okay, loco.
24:16We came to have fun.
24:17Cheers.
24:18Cheers.
24:18It's okay.
24:19Did you get it?
24:21You're the one that induces the craziness.
24:24You see?
24:24She doesn't stop.
24:25She doesn't stop.
24:27That's why I'm not on that boat.
24:29I know.
24:29I hurt.
24:31I hurt.
24:31I hurt.
24:32I hurt.
24:33I hurt.
24:34I hurt.
24:35You don't know how to be nice.
24:36Wait, we're not even.
24:37You don't know how to stop manipulating everybody.
24:40Oh my God.
24:49We gonna stop manipulating somebody.
24:50Marisol.
24:50Marisol, you're the one that induces the craziness.
24:53You see?
24:53She doesn't stop.
24:54She doesn't stop.
24:56That's why I'm not.
24:57I'm that boat.
24:58I know, I hurt.
25:00You never shut up.
25:01You never shut up.
25:03You don't know how to be nice, man.
25:04You don't know how to be nice.
25:06Wait, we're not even supposed to be good.
25:07You stop manipulating everybody.
25:09Off you're all whore.
25:14I don't know what got into Adriana.
25:16Adriana is not a fun drunk, not like Marisol.
25:20Adriana just turns nasty.
25:22Someone needs to give her a biscuit or something to sober her.
25:26Drinking is actually f***ing poison.
25:28It is. It's poison.
25:29That's why I stopped drinking except for today.
25:35Stephanie, you tender's ready whenever you are.
25:37Let's get a little shade over here.
25:39They lured my best friend in there
25:43because she's trying to be with the cool girls.
25:50One day she's going to realize they're not cool girls.
25:54They're like mean cougars.
25:57Before I go, I just want to say that I truly hope
26:00that you guys have a great time and there's no arguing for once.
26:04Your bony knees because they need it.
26:07Your wrinkled knees.
26:11This bony ass got three husbands.
26:14She can help herself.
26:16She sees me and something sets her off.
26:18She was an asshole on the bus to the narcissist party
26:21and she kept snapping at me.
26:23And you go under the belly and you do your little thing under the belly.
26:26But it feels good when I rub under the belly.
26:29But that's not how I roll.
26:30I go right in your face and I talk to you.
26:32Okay, all right.
26:33She's an asshole.
26:34That's my answer about Adriana every time.
26:37Take it to the bank.
26:39Bye.
26:40Guys, bye.
26:41Oh, take me to my husband.
26:43Take me to my husband.
26:45Ladies.
26:46Capitan.
26:46We have the jet skis prepared for you.
26:47Ready for the jet ski?
26:49Yeah.
26:51You look at Larson's butt.
26:53Larson's butt.
26:55Larson's butt.
26:56Oh!
26:58That's why I like helping.
26:59I've touched it.
27:00I've squeezed it.
27:01And I've gone back for seconds and thirds
27:03because it's so f***ing delicious and fluffy.
27:06Alexi, you're getting all with me?
27:06Yeah.
27:07I'll get on with him.
27:08Put your light check on.
27:08And there's no cellulite.
27:10That thing is perfection.
27:13No wonder she gets all those hot boys.
27:16Woo!
27:17Woo!
27:17Woo!
27:19It's like we're James Bond.
27:22Ah!
27:27Okay.
27:28Let's go James Bond style.
27:31Phew.
27:34Ah!
27:36Woo!
27:39Wow.
27:41Lisa.
27:42What are we doing?
27:43We sure need girls out of girls.
27:45We're gonna break them.
27:46We're gonna break them.
27:49We're really good drivers, Alexia.
27:51We did pretty good.
27:52We did pretty good.
27:53Permission to come aboard.
27:54Come aboard.
27:55Do not tell anybody that we're coming.
27:57Do not say anyone that we're going that way.
27:59Okay.
27:59That's what it's going to tell you.
28:00What was your Bond girl name?
28:03A Bond girl name is usually like a foreign name, right?
28:06Pussy from the water.
28:07What?
28:08That's a stripper name.
28:10You can call me Sasha Succulent.
28:13Because the name sounds like she do suck.
28:17Lisa Nockstein knocking the lid with one glance.
28:22She's making me laugh.
28:25Yes.
28:25No.
28:26Oh my God.
28:32Stop.
28:32Don't wake up.
28:34It's making me laugh.
28:36Stop making me laugh.
28:38Don't make you laugh.
28:38I'm talking about Adriana.
28:40Torturing me.
28:40Stop.
28:41It's not funny.
28:42It's good.
28:44Good job.
28:45He's so much.
28:46my saw is looks like the wicked witch that the minute you spray with water she
28:51starts melting and clearly I'm glinda the good wish no doubts about it I'm
29:02gonna just stop we're just we're trying to lighten the mood yeah funny funny
29:07from some people not others why because you have like a vendetta against me so
29:12can we have drinks first please no more drinks for her listen now I know how she
29:33pays her mortgage you want to Canada actually what a dream I would have
29:45chose Canada to well you guys it's 4 30 we have an hour we're gonna come back here
29:50for dinner so we have an hour if you guys want to change I'm going inside okay
29:53that's very splendid perfect oh my god it's so much Sun shade break why are we
30:03so apart each other oh yeah good quest out of curiosity yeah why did the other night
30:15at Gertie's event you did not go back with me and stay behind I know I don't want to talk
30:25to her
30:26that was disgusting I just don't understand what was this because somebody somebody needs to mediate
30:33what good was wrong it was wrong I'm not condoning it who is gonna be back to bring some kind
30:40of sense
30:41between bring back Gertie has to do it herself sometimes why did you just talk to Alex and
30:46Marcel when they call me a liar in New York because you were friends for years I needed to listen
30:55to
30:55the point of view I needed to understand where are they coming from and it was the same thing I
31:02was
31:02doing Julia started this when the whole water throwing happened Gertie planned this whole event
31:11how perverted and deranged to me putting receipts on a wall is more benign than throwing a glass of
31:18water on somebody's face but God forbid Julia gets called out about anything but what now from now on what
31:25Gertie's coming in a few hours you know how she is she probably will throw some pics at me
31:31will you hold her up comfortable
31:33oh my god it looks like a vagina oh my god seriously I'm sorry it kind of does
32:03hello you got the glitter assignment
32:11good evening good evening good evening good evening good evening the food is so good Kiki I picked a chef
32:18thank you so much it shows this is my favorite meal right here legume it's a stew it's so good
32:26I wanted
32:26to hand pick every single dish so you girls can have a little piece a little taste of Haiti which
32:32she's part of our cultures Gertie's here I'm so happy that she's
32:44I know
32:49this is silly we're on a yacht everyone needs to lighten up I think somebody has to do something
32:58you guys I think we should do a little exercise we should go around and we should say positive things
33:06that we like about each other Adriana and Marisol yeah I got it I like her fashion sense and I
33:16like that
33:17she's just loyal to Alexia like nobody's business okay good things Marisol yeah I'm gonna try here
33:25um she's gonna gag this no I'm trying really like uh your ex-boyfriend he hit me up and said
33:32I'd like to take
33:33autogenetic I'm no longer afraid of your poison go get plastic surgery on your bony wrinkled knees
33:47um I think it's really cool that you play the piano I wish I could play the piano
33:52yeah nice and fun yeah that's really nice proud of you both
33:59I would love to hear Gertia and Julia you guys had some issues let's let's forget about those for
34:07now and what do you admire about Julia you have a compassionate heart um and it shows in everything
34:14that you do from embracing of these two new children in your life and making them your own
34:18and giving them the most amazing future I like it I love it yeah you know how to throw fabulous
34:25parties
34:25well I also appreciate how you honestly share your emotions and without any um I cannot hide my
34:38emotions I'm like the worst actress in the world but I thought after we saw each other and we had
34:47that conversation how we will move forward we share the same desire to move forward yes you know what
34:53if somebody in our group will ask me how did it go it's between you and I honestly thought we
35:02did
35:02move forward and I got hurt again when somebody calls you horrible names oh and it's kind of stick
35:08in your head but you want to move past it how do you forget it I asked Daniel that question
35:13because
35:13he was there to help us it was a perspective that you had that I took a different way and
35:19I just felt that I had to um react in such a manner that I may not have been you
35:25know amicable towards
35:27you I have a question for you like why did you do that at your event nobody here thinks what
35:33you did
35:33was okay nobody thinks really nobody's and I'm not here to take accountability and counsel about
35:38who thinks what do you care about but do you care about how is it affecting you is my question
35:42I'm not
35:44saying sorry for it this feeling has happened to me before of course I mean listen I was this tall
35:51age nine they made fun of my name and I was isolated up to an area where the kids who
35:57didn't speak
35:58English went definitely affecting how I get triggered the way I came to this country you
36:03know there's a sense of um uh isolation and abandonment but you know what I am not interested
36:09in kissing anyone's ass I am a lonely lioness not a following sheep it was a reaction to what I
36:15felt
36:15was a betrayal again well that's the only thing who do I owe an apology to I did it and
36:20that's what it
36:21is you walked out like it was a dick pic it was like it was like oh my god a
36:24dick pic I'd rather a
36:25dick pic any day she should have she could have done a whole collage of dick pics and I wouldn't
36:29have been offended I don't even know how she's making a comparison with a dick pic versus the
36:35humiliation text that she put for Julia this is not healthy I didn't have a chance to add all these
36:43months leading up to me being back in the group to express myself and no one listen in front of
36:48all
36:48she also assaulted and screeched on the top of her lungs at your wedding somebody open this wine
36:59I need somebody to open the wine where are you Adriana at the bar it's a bigger priority for
37:05Adriana right now to open a bottle of wine then defend me I understand your friendship with her and
37:10it's remarkable that you really run deep with her it's fine you won't listen to my side of the
37:15story did you read the text message did you read it did you read it did you read it did
37:21you even read
37:23the text no I still have no idea what this text was about would you like to read them there's
37:28500
37:29messages okay hi babe you good a lot of babes in here babe babe babe like I don't see anything
37:36that
37:36says bitch I don't feel like these text messages should be released to strangers because I know
37:42both these parties and I don't care but that was like a sabotage booby trap and that's really nasty
37:48and calculated we're all trying to be friends and support each other and love each other how is that
37:53deterring from anything between the way that you did doesn't feel like you care about any of us you
37:58could do the same thing to me so she could throw water at you too so what was that what
38:02about it
38:02no we never said it was cool so the question is I guess do you want to have a private
38:08conversation
38:08because if you need time to move forward about something that you're stuck on then we need to
38:13deliberate more absolutely yes we should have a conversation in private yes I think now the
38:18feelings are too raw I think we should just give it some time and then absolutely have a conversation
38:24like two adults who are trying to move forward absolutely
38:51thank you
39:19all I had was one
39:24one bottle of champagne
39:31I'm not feeling so proud after that drunken escapade in the yacht and I feel like I could have not
39:37let the
39:38alcohol speak I'm hoping for a better outcome of a next day
39:55should I call stephanie yeah I bet the weather's delicious in Canada nice cool
40:03weather I don't want when is she coming back I like cold weather
40:06good morning we are just about to have coffee and breakfast say good morning when are you back
40:16I'll be back in a couple hours oh okay it was date night in another country it was very quick
40:21oh so cute
40:22I missed you guys did you guys have fun
40:25uh that was great we had so much fun yeah
40:35I need a fresh cock
40:37I need a fresh cock what about you
40:38you're not gonna find any
40:40no the kind I make with fresh oce
40:42well hold on where was the rottweiler did she like bark oh that's you you Stephanie
40:49wait did you know you told me yesterday I was a chihuahua and you were the rottweiler
40:53you're like a chihuahua you barked at me you barked at me first I'm like a rottweiler
40:57really yeah right well I have a name my name is Alexia it is way too early in the morning
41:04for Alexia to be this upset it was a joke I'm gonna answer the phone with Kiki obviously I'm joking
41:10too okay okay
41:12we had a late night clearly we had a late night she is a rottweiler that's what she called herself
41:18I didn't come up with that nickname she came up with the nickname herself does she have amnesia
41:22you cool there's no rottweiler I was just going with it oh okay yeah super funny Stephanie super funny
41:29we need coffee I'll call you in a little bit love you bye okay love you bye
41:35okay what the was that I didn't even know she was talking about I was like who's the rottweiler
41:39don't with me because I'm not I mean just we said that playful and she knows it and now she's
41:43gonna call me a rottweiler I'm like no you you can't call me a rottweiler like aren't you happy
41:47aren't you Montreal in your jet with your perfect husband and your perfect life
41:52why do you have to be so mean Stephanie was totally joking I just feel like people in this
41:57group were just jealous I'm already bothered about yeah yeah yeah bitch you like honestly
42:02okay I'm going to get my stuff you guys I'm out of here next time on the real housewives of
42:08Miami
42:08you try really hard to be like I'm the queen you're the chihuahua but you're coming into the group trying
42:14to like bring down the queen because you think I'm the queen the people who are around me the most
42:19right
42:20now are not that supportive Marisol had an idea we take a girls trip to Seville would you like to
42:28come
42:28yes I'm gonna take my airplane but I want to know who else did you invite I felt cornered no
42:35one believes
42:36me dry fine
42:38You
42:38you
42:38you
42:38you
42:38you
42:38you
42:38the
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