00:02Thank you so much!
00:05That's unbelievable.
00:07The show will not be as good as that.
00:11I get asked a lot about how you come up with material.
00:16What I do is when I wonder something, I just don't look it up.
00:21Like, when can you leave a kid home alone?
00:24Six? Maybe? No?
00:27No. That's right. No.
00:32That is the right answer.
00:36My parents are 70, and my dad tells me that his new stove will call you if you leave it
00:42on.
00:42And I was like, I think it's going to be a notification.
00:44And he goes, no, no, no, it calls you.
00:46I go, I don't want you ignoring beeps on your phone
00:49because you're waiting on a full-blown phone call from your stove.
00:53Hello? Hey, it's the stove. How far out are you?
00:56Yeah, you left me on again. I know. I know. It's crazy.
01:00Yeah. No, I can do this, but I can't turn it off automatically. Go ahead.
01:06How many chickens can fit inside of a horse?
01:09You can tell that from my blood?
01:10I think technology has our information. I think it's over.
01:14Can we have your cookies? Yeah.
01:15I've never known what they were, to be honest.
01:19It's that easy. Comedy is that easy.
01:21That's easy.
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