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The Real Housewives of Rhode Island Season 1 Episode 7
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00:35This is our story tale, I'm going through major life changes here, I need an eat, pray, love trip with
00:42the girls.
00:42Is Rula gonna come?
00:43I have not talked to Rula.
00:45She needs to stop blaming me, I'm actually trying to be there for you and have your back.
00:49I think that she questions your motives.
00:51My mom sent me away to a behavioral program.
00:54My life was not easy, my father left us homeless.
00:57I'm actually like really shy in real life
00:59Because I've learned to pretend and I learned to be bigger
01:01That was the first genuine thing that came out of your mouth
01:05It was such a backhanded compliment
01:08I feel like you're not going to be honest
01:10Kelsey wants to discredit everything about me
01:12Shut the f*** up
01:13Good night
01:18Who needs a sugar daddy
01:20When my life is this sweet
01:23I have a blessed life
01:25And I'm a loyal wife
01:28Why settle for justice life
01:30When you can have the whole damn pie
01:33My life is like a rom-com
01:35When I'm not crying
01:36I'm laughing
01:37I used to report the news
01:39But now I'm the headline
01:43I'm not trying to be mean
01:45I just mean what I say
01:48In the ocean state
01:49I dispense the weed and the truth
02:02I feel like you're looking at me like upset
02:05You actually picked your room
02:07But like you're literally giving that face
02:09Of like you're pissed
02:11Hello
02:12I did the schedule Saturday
02:14I'm working at an after party
02:16Wait, Saturday?
02:17Yeah
02:17Jared, I told you that's the Jonas freaking concert
02:21Hi, Richie
02:22Hello there
02:23I'm just in my bed
02:25In the castle
02:26Good morning
02:27Morning
02:28Are you getting the kids ready for school?
02:31Yep
02:31Hi, Gary
02:32Making their lunches
02:34Kelsey was a bad girl last night
02:36She had a few words with Rosie
02:38Oh, yeah?
02:40I couldn't sleep
02:41I was like puking all night
02:42Why?
02:44Kelsey was like saying
02:45Like she thinks my job
02:46I didn't quit
02:47I got fired
02:47In my house
02:48The square footage is fake
02:50I couldn't see the ass
02:51Of her plan
02:53Or like blue paper
02:54What are they called?
02:55Like the
02:55Blue paper?
02:56Yeah
02:56It's clearly projection for Kelsey
02:59Not having property
03:00Not having a real job
03:02She is the thing she's accusing you of
03:04I know
03:10It's so pretty
03:11This is my favorite part
03:13Of the whole castle
03:14Is like the hallway
03:18I love buffets
03:20I'm just gonna have a yogurt
03:22It's actually like what I dreamt of
03:24I'm like shaky
03:25Cause you're hungry
03:26I don't know
03:27She threw up all last night
03:29What?
03:29She threw up all last night
03:31No
03:32You think it's something you ate?
03:34I don't know
03:35I'm so nauseous at breakfast
03:37It's not from eating anything last night
03:39I barely ate
03:40And it wasn't from drinking that much
03:42I really didn't drink that much
03:43So I think I'm just sick
03:44If Kelsey is bull
03:45Did you hear her throwing up all night?
03:48No, I didn't hear her at all
03:49I was so scared
03:51She was gonna get like
03:52Taken by a ghost
03:53Oh my god
03:54I did hear like
03:55Giggling at 3am
03:56Did you?
03:57I didn't hear giggling
03:58I swear to god
03:59I heard giggling
03:59Do you think it was a dallas?
04:06You think I have salt?
04:08This is a disaster
04:09I've ever had in my life
04:10I could actually cry
04:11I don't want to keep talking about it
04:12But it's so good
04:13His breakfast is so good
04:14I need to find out what it is
04:16I'm sorry
04:17I have to call my mom
04:18Dawson doesn't feel good
04:19It's his little inhaler
04:20He hates coughing
04:21He like freaks out
04:23My son Dawson
04:24Whenever he gets a cold
04:26He has labored breathing
04:29My mom is taking care of him
04:30And our nanny's there too
04:31Because Jared is out of state
04:33Of course our child is getting very sick
04:36While both of us aren't there
04:37Should I call Rula?
04:39Do you think she's gonna come today?
04:40It'll be a nice update
04:41Hey girl
04:42How you feeling?
04:44We just wanna know
04:44If you're making it today
04:45For the plans
04:46I hope Rula's gonna show up
04:48But I feel like
04:49There's more of a chance
04:50Brian's gonna admit to the affair
04:51Before her showing up to the castle
04:53Good morning
04:54Hi guys
04:55Good morning
04:56You already ate?
04:57I took a shower
04:58I'm sorry
04:58I took a shower
05:01Good morning
05:07Okay
05:09Kelsey
05:10She won't speak to me
05:11Won't look at me
05:12I'll just be like over here
05:13Trying to eat my yogurt
05:16Anyway
05:16What's the plan for today?
05:18Um
05:18Okay
05:20We have like a big water slide
05:22I feel like you girls would love that
05:23Oh yeah
05:25I'm so excited for that
05:27And then we're gonna go on a boat
05:28Which would be nice
05:36This is awkward
05:37Kelsey
05:38Yesterday you were upset
05:39You feel better
05:40Like with it like getting off your chest
05:41I think I was being nice with what I said
05:44I was giving you credit
05:45Because I felt that it was genuine
05:47It felt to me like a backhanded compliment
05:50But if you put it nicely
05:51Didn't feel that way
05:53So
05:54But then the past came up
05:56In our room
05:57Because you asked about it
05:59You're asking
05:59Well what does she lie about
06:00I have to say something
06:01Well you think they're lies
06:02But they're not necessarily lies
06:03And you asked her
06:04And she clarified
06:05I don't know what is
06:08Or who you are
06:10Because something is always changing
06:12I thought Rosie finally took off the mask
06:15And we saw the true authentic version of her
06:18Turns out the mask is still on
06:21And it's super glued to her face
06:23You don't like me
06:23It's okay
06:24You don't want to believe me
06:26Like it's fine
06:27I feel bad
06:28You don't look well right now
06:30You've been talking about it
06:31I'm good
06:32Everything's good
06:33She says I'm a liar
06:34Says I'm an exaggerator
06:35And you're literally a high end squatter
06:37So I mean
06:38I don't care what Kelsey believes
06:39Because Kelsey is delusional
06:42After whatever the hell went on
06:44With you guys last night
06:45You could not walk in here this morning
06:47And brush it off
06:48If I'm feeling a bitchy
06:49I can't do that
06:51Like that I am like
06:52Is it like a Sasha Fares
06:53I want to learn that
06:54Like when she goes on stage
06:56Wait a minute
06:56I want to just finish this
06:58But I'm saying it could be
06:59Like her alter ego
07:00Just for a second
07:00I don't know what
07:01Just let me finish
07:02I am Liz
07:03I am Liz
07:04Calm down
07:05Just hear that
07:06That droning on
07:08Of whatever she's saying
07:09I don't know why
07:10I'm just
07:10I'm feeling noise
07:12Look Alicia cracks me up
07:14She's funny
07:14The things that come out of her mouth
07:16Are hysterical
07:17I went to a psychic once
07:19And she said
07:19You carry so many people's energies on you
07:22She's like
07:22You need to go into it
07:23Epstein
07:24Is Epstein salt bath
07:25Epstein
07:27I just want to get my thought out there
07:30When I came in your room last night
07:32But you were upset
07:32And you couldn't really speak
07:34Talk to us at all
07:35You couldn't turn it on then
07:36Right
07:36That's when I would love to see you turn it on
07:39Because maybe if she wasn't afraid
07:40Of somebody yelling at her all the time
07:42Then she would be more comfortable
07:44In letting you guys all know
07:45Her different levels
07:46Maybe Rosie just needs like
07:48A little nurture from you guys
07:49I don't like nurture
07:50I don't either
07:50I was just thinking that
07:51I don't
07:52I skeebed nurture
07:52I'd rather have tough love
07:55But tough love is going to come from someone I trust
07:58But I don't think that's true
07:58If I don't trust you
07:59I don't respect any love
08:00I don't think that's true
08:00Nurtured, not
08:01She's going to cry
08:03She's going to cry again
08:05She's going to cry again
08:06Hold on
08:07I'm fine
08:07I just feel bad for Rosie
08:09Because she wants to
08:12Be able to be freely expressing people too
08:15You know
08:16She wants to freely express me
08:19I just feel like I'm going to throw up
08:21I just like
08:22It is what it is
08:24All right
08:24I'm always here to cry
08:26It's a day ending in wine
08:27This is supposed to be a fun trip
08:29But all the girls are getting on each other's nerves
08:31I'm starting to feel like these spirits in the house
08:34Are starting to possess all of us
08:36I just feel like I'm going to throw up
08:37I'm going to lie down
08:38I just need a break
08:40I think there's some Caspers in there
08:42Friendly ghosts
08:42And I also think there are some witches
08:45That are ghosts
08:46Plural, ghosts
08:47Ghost
08:50With an S at the end
08:51Ghost
08:52I can't do it
08:53Ghost
08:54I think ghost is very sad
08:56Today like at breakfast
08:57And even last night
08:58She just looks weak
08:59She looks like she's struggling
09:00Inside
09:01Last night at dinner
09:02I genuinely meant that in a nice way
09:04I know you did
09:05Obviously she's feeling something internally
09:07Maybe talk to her
09:09One on one
09:10But there's no one else around
09:11No one has to put on an act or a facade
09:13She's actually good one on one
09:15Go see her
09:16I'm going to get dressed
09:16I can't promise this is going to be positive
09:18Just try
09:18But I'll try
09:19I do find it weird that Joellen's being the mediator between me and Rosie
09:23If I stepped in between her and Rula
09:24She wouldn't be happy about it
09:26Rosie?
09:28Hi
09:28Hi
09:29How are you doing?
09:30I'm just like so nauseous
09:32I feel like shit honestly
09:35Um
09:37Obviously you feel uncomfortable
09:38I feel uncomfortable
09:39I feel like we keep missing each other
09:43Sometime I have an attitude
09:44Or sometime my delivery is too harsh
09:46The problem is that I feel like I don't know you well enough
09:50To understand how I can talk to you
09:53It's very easy to say Rosie's standoffish
09:56And look at all this shit I heard about Rosie
09:59But if you're going to do that
10:01You can't expect me to then wanting to hang out
10:03Or talk and like get to know you
10:05Because I do shut down
10:06I genuinely do want to make a connection with you
10:09And I don't want the bullshit drama
10:11I want to be friends
10:13You know a lot of things were said that were very hurtful
10:16But like I'd still want to open up
10:18I want to move forward
10:19I want to get along with everyone
10:20Or I wouldn't be here
10:21I'm cool moving forward
10:23I've been wanting to move forward
10:25So Kelsey
10:27Be nice to me I'll be nice to you
10:28It's not that hard
10:30Like I said last night
10:31I have a tough exterior
10:32And like you need to just get to know me first
10:35And I know my face is brutal sometimes
10:37My face isn't scary right now
10:39But like
10:39I try my face
10:40No I appreciate it
10:40I'm glad that you're trying
10:41I'm going to try
10:42I think we're going to force you on the water side
10:44And we're going to have a great day
10:46Listen I have to
10:47I want to enjoy the weekend with the girls
10:48I am starting my life completely over
10:52The last thing I want to worry about is Rosie
10:55The RBF is always involuntary
10:57I just hope she looks past it
10:59And realizes that like
11:00I'm trying to have fun with her
11:02Ashley
11:03Ashley are you here?
11:05Shall we bring our dolls to the slide?
11:08Oh my god
11:09The energy in this room feels a lot lighter right now
11:12Yeah
11:13So woohoo!
11:14Ha ha!
11:16Grip hug!
11:17Sometimes hugs are really, really good
11:19You know
11:20It's really good for a moment like this
11:22Oh I just grabbed your boob
11:23I just literally cupped her boob
11:27Coming up
11:28Oh my god Boris
11:29Look at these washboard abs
11:31Boris is so hot
11:33Ha ha!
11:35Holy sh**
11:37This is indisputable evidence
11:41This is bad
11:56I should have brought my red sneakers
11:59Oh my god look at how high up this thing is
12:02Look at this
12:03Let's go girls
12:04Bye dollies
12:09Sweating like a pig in church
12:11A whore
12:11A whore in church
12:13With Kelsey and Rosie fighting
12:15Liz attacking me
12:17Ashley's crying
12:18Hi
12:18How are you?
12:19I just feel like me and Joellen need to get out of this house and have a girls day
12:22Even being in this huge castle
12:24Us girls need space
12:25Have you ever picked up anyone at this castle before?
12:28Or dropped anyone off?
12:29Yeah I used to live here
12:29You did?
12:30No way
12:30Swear to god
12:31Where?
12:32I came to college here and we lived freshman year on the top floor of the third floor
12:36That's crazy
12:36You're joking
12:37Swear to god
12:38What like did you experience?
12:39Sorts of paranormal activity inside the building
12:41What?
12:43Yeah we lived on the top floor called the bowling room
12:46And next to it was supposedly where a nun hung herself
12:52Um so
12:53But I know we did hear footsteps
12:55That's what I heard
12:57Yeah it was
12:57I heard whistling
12:58That ghost stuff doesn't scare me
13:00I'm more scared about like mice and rats
13:02Like I get nervous about that stuff
13:03Like there's a shower
13:04We've got to be clean
13:05Dirty toilets
13:06I don't like sleeping in dirty beds
13:08I hate dirty stuff
13:10I'm a little trippy
13:12I have a big beer belly
13:14I don't even drink beer
13:16Okay there's towels out here
13:25Oh my god
13:27So fun
13:28I mean all I needed was a slide and now I feel much better
13:31I'm so happy that this is what we're doing
13:33Like I know that I should be like more mature than this
13:36And I should want to like do something like fancy
13:39Or like important
13:41But I'm so happy that we're going down the slide
13:43Oh my god
13:44Please tell me the water is heated
13:46Are you going?
13:48I'm going to cheer you on
13:49Stop it
13:50This is kind of the antithesis of what I've ever done at the mansion
13:55I never saw this big plastic break thing there before
13:59Usually it was more spooky
14:02This is actually very scary to me
14:05There's no water here
14:12It is a wild effing ride
14:15Like you get air
14:17Let's do it
14:18Okay
14:19I'm really glad that I laser hair removed my bikini line
14:25Because that thing is going to be moving
14:32Do you love it?
14:34My ass cheeks
14:35Oh really?
14:37Did they burn?
14:45Look at all these athletic people
14:47I wish that was me
14:48We're going to be so athletic taking this walk
14:50I don't know if I want to bring this water
14:51This is what I have anxiety about
14:53Do I want to hold things?
14:55I know
14:55Thank you
14:56Oh my god
14:56This is so pretty
14:57So we're going to walk down here
14:59I'm glad we're getting away from the group of girls
15:01You know last thing?
15:02I felt like it was like very deep
15:04I know
15:04And I haven't had a chance to even ask you about your mom
15:06My mom sent me away
15:08To a behavioral program
15:09I remember that
15:10Yeah
15:11It's funny when I hear about your mom now
15:13Because growing up
15:13Like your mom was always like so jovial
15:15Like funny
15:16Hi Alicia
15:16It was always very
15:18Stay right here
15:19Bubbly
15:19Yeah
15:20You know
15:20She was
15:21She was tough
15:22I think Alicia's impression on my mom
15:24Is the one that my mom portrays
15:26That Southern Belle
15:27Kind, caring, loving mother
15:29But my mom wasn't maternal
15:30She was the opposite
15:32My mom was definitely like very triggering
15:35I love you Joellen
15:36I've always loved you
15:37You didn't even like me
15:38What did I do that was so bad
15:40That you put me in places with rapists
15:42With murderers
15:43With people that stab people
15:44With like convicts
15:46Seriously?
15:4799% of the people there were court ordered
15:49And then you have me
15:50Oh my god
15:52I know
15:53My mom
15:55She tells me that she sent me to this place
15:57Because she didn't know what to do
15:58Or how to control me
16:00She knew that I wasn't on drugs
16:01She knew that I wasn't drinking
16:02I wasn't an out of control kid
16:04I was a straight A student
16:05Her biggest problem with me was
16:07That I had big boobs
16:09And boys liked me
16:11She felt that I was promiscuous
16:14Even when I wasn't doing anything
16:15I remember you going away
16:17Because Jen went first
16:19Jen went first
16:20And then you did
16:21Yeah
16:21I went three times
16:23The first time I got sent away
16:25I was in seventh grade
16:26That was a drug rehab
16:28I had never done drugs
16:29Or drank any alcohol
16:31They ended up sending me home
16:32After a week
16:33Because they realized
16:34I had no business being there
16:36Second place was like a month and a half
16:38Two months
16:38That one was really rough
16:40But the third place was the worst
16:41That was the one that my mom
16:43Ended up giving partial custody
16:44To the state
16:45Because her insurance stopped paying
16:48And she had me there
16:49For like a little over a year
16:50And then one day
16:51What?
16:53Over a year?
16:54Over a year
16:55Are you kidding?
16:56What grade were you in?
16:57Ninth
16:58It was really
16:59What?
17:00Not normal
17:00And not a good place
17:02The third time that
17:04I was sent away
17:05Was what my mom
17:06Referred to as a boarding school
17:08It wasn't a boarding school
17:10There was
17:11Children
17:13Cutting themselves
17:14Trying to commit suicide
17:15There was
17:17Male and female
17:19Predators
17:20They would restrain kids there
17:22The state said
17:23Alright we're gonna take
17:24100% control
17:25Of your daughter
17:27She didn't want to lose that custody
17:28And she decided that day
17:29I was all better
17:32I really tried to block all of this out
17:34Because it was such a bad time in my life
17:36And I was like
17:36Suicidal
17:38I'm sorry
17:39Many times for me
17:42That like death was better than living with her
17:48It hurts a lot
17:49To have no one that loves you growing up
17:52I'm really sad
17:53I really had no idea about this
17:55No, a lot of people don't
17:55And I feel really bad
17:57I went to high school with Joellen and Jen
18:00When they left during like the mid-year
18:02It was definitely talked about
18:03But almost like something we didn't want to touch
18:05We didn't want to ask many questions
18:07I didn't want to overstep boundaries
18:09Everyone noticed
18:10We just, you know
18:11We just didn't know why
18:14It was a really hard childhood
18:16And like hearing everything that you said yesterday
18:18That like hit home
18:20Because I didn't know
18:21For some reason
18:22Like that's what I got stuck with for a father
18:24My life was not easy
18:25From what I remember
18:27Where my father left his home last
18:29It hits hard because you see your kids
18:31And you're like
18:32How did they do this?
18:33How did you do that?
18:34And I just look at my daughter
18:35And I'm like
18:36How did
18:37How did he do this to me?
18:39How did he never want to see me again?
18:42I feel like
18:43Maybe I didn't want to get married
18:45Because like
18:45How was he going to walk me down the aisle?
18:58It's kind of easy for me to talk about
19:00I definitely have relationship issues
19:03Because of my father
19:04I always want to leave the guy first
19:06Because it's always like
19:08In the back of my head
19:09That like
19:09They're going to leave me
19:10And do what my dad did
19:11I think me not marrying Billy
19:14Is
19:17I don't know what's wrong with me
19:19I don't know if any amount of therapy
19:21Or talking about it
19:22Is going to make it better
19:23But maybe
19:24Just getting it off your chest
19:26And saying like
19:26That was not okay
19:28Will start to ease
19:29The pain in your heart
19:31The wind just blew
19:32When you said that
19:32And I felt it
19:33Like yeah
19:34Hearing from Alicia
19:35And seeing the pain
19:36That she's been through
19:37With her father
19:38Makes me feel so much more relatable
19:40To have somebody that understands
19:42Just a little bit
19:43Of what I went through
19:44I've known Alicia forever
19:46However this conversation
19:48I feel like it's bringing us together
19:50She's understanding me
19:51And I'm understanding her
19:53Thank you for like
19:54Opening up to me
19:56Me too
19:56And letting me open up to you
19:59Let's break the cycle
20:00I know
20:02I need some crackers
20:03You need some crackers
20:04You know what's funny
20:05I didn't bring my crackers today
20:07Oh my god
20:08How did I not bring my crackers
20:20If I don't have a cracker in two seconds
20:22I would like some champagne
20:23Tell you about
20:23Pour it
20:24Pour it
20:24Let's call Mr. Champagne
20:26Hi, Jamie
20:27Great
20:29I'm gonna sit on the side
20:30Oh
20:31Yeah
20:31Thank you
20:32Oh my god
20:33I'm dead
20:34Oh my god
20:35Religious texting me
20:36What'd she say?
20:38Hey doll
20:38Feeling like
20:38Thank you for asking
20:39My entire body
20:40Has been in a lot of pain
20:42Had to tell
20:42I was looking forward
20:44To being on the trip with you
20:45I hope you enjoy everything
20:46And hope you aren't too exhausted
20:48That's crazy, right?
20:50She seems to have
20:51A lot of health concerns
20:53I'm so sorry
20:54I'm not gonna be able
20:55To make it today beautiful
20:56I was at the urgent care
21:00I like don't even know what to say
21:09I need a pencil, Roka
21:11What kind of tea does mommy like?
21:13What kind should we make her?
21:14I don't know
21:15I don't
21:16I actually don't know which kind
21:19You don't?
21:23Finish up your pictures
21:24We're gonna
21:25We're gonna bring this up
21:26To mommy now, okay?
21:29Daddy, do you like my picture
21:31I made for mommy?
21:33It's beautiful, princess
21:34I love it
21:37How are you feeling?
21:39How are you feeling?
21:40How are you?
21:41Hi, P
21:41How are you doing?
21:43I made this picture
21:44Oh my goodness
21:45I made this picture for you
21:47Oh my
21:48I love it
21:50Thank you so much
21:52Hi
21:54You okay?
21:55I'm struggling
21:57You guys want to go play?
21:58Yeah, I want to play
22:00Go ahead, go play
22:01Thank you
22:02Thank you so much
22:03The day before the girls trip
22:06I started to feel like
22:07I was coming down with something
22:09I wasn't feeling myself
22:10My head was absolutely pounding
22:12I couldn't speak
22:13I had a fever spike
22:15I couldn't even pick my head up
22:16Having trouble
22:17Like looking at light
22:19Couldn't even get up to walk
22:20I ended up in the emergency room
22:23And had to be taken by rescue
22:24This is so frustrating
22:26I'm dying right now
22:29Legitimately so sick
22:31I could die
22:32I could
22:33Like my head
22:34You know
22:35This is the first time
22:36I've sat up
22:36It's hurting me to talk
22:37I just don't know
22:38What they can't figure out
22:38What it is
22:39They ran through everything
22:40CAT scan
22:43MRIs
22:44All the blood work
22:45And everything was coming back
22:47You know, negative
22:48So they thought maybe
22:49I had one of the viruses
22:50They can't pinpoint
22:51And categorize
22:55So you're bummed about
22:56Not going on the trip
22:58Have you spoken to anybody?
23:00Alicia tried calling
23:01So sweet
23:02Just better off here
23:04With the near and dear
23:12Let's go
23:19Are you sure you guys
23:21Don't want to join us?
23:21Are you not wearing underwear?
23:23Come on, Boris
23:24Show us what you got
23:25You're no fun
23:27I probably have shorts for you, Boris
23:30Boris, you gotta do it
23:31Why wouldn't they want to be
23:33In bathing suits
23:34With three young
23:35Hot girls?
23:38It's ready
23:39Oh my god, Kelly
23:41Let's go
23:42Oh my god, Boris
23:43Look at these washboard apps
23:46Oh, he couldn't wait
23:47To take it off
23:47Boris has an amazing body
23:49Okay, Boris
23:50You go first
23:51I mean, it is technically
23:53Their job to cater
23:54To our every demand, right?
23:55You need to take
23:56Your clothes off
23:58Oh my god, they're loving it
24:03Why are they gross?
24:04Oh my god, that's good?
24:05It's cold, man
24:06Wow, Boris, you really killed it
24:08Was that fun?
24:08You really killed it
24:08All done
24:09Okay, let's get
24:10Boris, it's so hot
24:12They're fine, okay?
24:14They're cute
24:16My husband's definitely hotter than these guys
24:19So I have no interest in getting my flirt on
24:22Boris, do you work out?
24:24Boris, do you work out?
24:24Do you have a girlfriend?
24:25Let's get Rula here
24:28Rula would forget about Brian real quick
24:30If she saw this
24:31How old are you, Boris?
24:3323
24:34We're 10 years old then, you guys
24:36Let's go
24:38Let's go
24:38You made me to do this
24:39I know, I know
24:40I did
24:41Love you all, love you all
24:42You guys look good together
24:45Models
24:46I can't stand around and like flirt with a 21-year-old butler
24:49You know, sometimes it's challenging to be with a group of friends
24:54Who could essentially be your daughters
24:57I'm certainly not flirting with 20-year-old butlers
25:00It's just not really in my wheelhouse right now
25:07Coming up
25:08They're just taking Doss to the emergency room
25:10It's gonna be fine
25:11He's gonna be fine
25:21Oh, oh my god
25:27My ass is hanging out
25:29Come on, Boris, let's go
25:30Keep your shirt off
25:32I'm gonna go check on Liz
25:37Hi
25:38I just wanted to check in on you
25:40I just don't belong
25:41I mean, there's only
25:42I get a little bored
25:43I'm not gonna be out there on a slip and slide at 56
25:46Yeah
25:47Flirting with 21-year-old butlers
25:49Both of your accents I like
25:50How's dating going in Rhode Island, Boris?
25:53I need to find a wife on a job
25:57Boris is right here
25:58Maybe you can find another boyfriend
25:59Add it to the pile
26:00Oh, yeah, he's too young for me
26:02Although I don't think Boris has any money
26:05There's only so far I can relate
26:07No, I get it
26:07Yeah, I don't want to like
26:08I don't want you to feel bad
26:10It's not that I feel out of place
26:13But I just sometimes feel like
26:16Maybe a little mature
26:18Being around the girls
26:20I love these girls
26:21But I'm not going in a bikini
26:23And splashing around
26:24Flirting with 22-year-old butlers
26:26I'm not doing it
26:27I'll let you be alone
26:29No, I totally don't mind you at all
26:31I think you're awesome
26:33I kind of checked out
26:34No, I get it, yeah
26:35I want you to enjoy my company
26:38I do
26:38I thoroughly enjoy your company
26:40I don't want to do it during a time that
26:41You don't feel like it
26:43No, that's what I was gonna say
26:44That's what you're good at
26:45You're a good friend
26:46Oh, thank you
26:47I've heard from many people in Rhode Island
26:50That once you get to know Liz
26:51You're gonna discover
26:52That she's actually such a softie
26:55Which is a hard shell
26:56I think that I'm afraid to let anyone in
26:59Because I'm afraid to lose
27:00I'm hard to get to know them
27:03I'm very tough
27:04As I hang out with her more and more
27:06I'm seeing that Lammy in there
27:08Lammy Liz
27:10Aw
27:12See ya
27:12Bye
27:13Bye
27:14Thanks for hanging
27:15Thank you for inviting us
27:17Such a good idea
27:18So you can take your shirt off
27:26All right, back to Spookyville
27:28Oh my God, yes
27:31Thank you so much
27:32Thank you
27:32It was nice meeting you
27:34We're home
27:40Where are you?
27:42Liz?
27:46Hello?
27:48Hello?
27:51Hey, Lady Alicia and Madam Janelle
27:53Janelle?
27:54Janelle, who the f*** is that?
27:56I don't know, but it just came to me
27:57So that might mean something
27:58Alicia!
28:00Look at her with her bikini
28:01Are you doing yoga or are you just getting some spray tans?
28:05I'm practicing my downward dog
28:07How was your walk?
28:08It was good
28:10What?
28:11That bead just stung me, mother f***ing
28:12Oh, it's on your butt
28:13It's on your butt
28:13Yeah, I don't do bees
28:14These bees are freaking me out and I'm not into it
28:16All right, should we go upstairs and get ready for the boat?
28:18What time are we leaving?
28:205.30
28:21Where is everyone?
28:22Getting ready maybe?
28:34You're just so cute
28:35So you like it, it's approved, I don't look like a hookah
28:37I love it
28:38I've been to many harbors on the Italian Riviera, the French Riviera, St. Bart's, but Newport is spectacular
28:47We're gonna be on the boat, it's getting late
28:49So for tonight, I have a little sunset cruise planned for the girls
28:54This is my wheelhouse, more so than a slip and slide
28:58Oh, I like that
28:59Oh, I love that
29:01Where are the ladies?
29:05Okay
29:06I'm okay
29:06Thank you
29:09The weather looks ominous
29:11I know, it's very not boaty
29:15Oh no
29:15I know, he just doesn't feel good
29:17Do you feel like you have to get home?
29:20I don't know
29:20I kind of play it by ear when we get off the boat
29:26Hi
29:27Did he calm down after he woke up?
29:30Yes, he calmed down
29:31He's comfortable right now
29:33He's not coughing constantly
29:35I do worry about not, like, being right next to him when he's, like, breathing like that
29:39You know what I mean?
29:41I was all set to go to the hospital
29:43You were?
29:43I woke him up
29:44I said he'd feel better
29:45He goes, I feel better
29:46Okay, well that's good
29:47Okay, that's good
29:48Listen, I'm here
29:49Worst case scenario
29:50We go to the hospital
29:52Okay
29:52He seems pretty comfortable
29:53Okay
29:54I'll call you in, like, another hour or two
29:56Thank you
30:05Hi
30:05Hey guys
30:06Wow
30:07Are you excited?
30:09So excited
30:11Oh, we're walking across the bridge
30:13It's a little chilly
30:15Your nipples are f***ing poking through
30:18Hello
30:19Hi sir, are you single?
30:21I am single
30:22Oh, I have a sister who's beautiful
30:23She is the prettiest sister
30:24I'm gonna take a picture of you, actually, for her
30:27I'm always on the hunt for Jen
30:28Jen is very picky with men
30:30I feel like you're the reason, though, that I haven't settled
30:33Because, like, I'm waiting for my own Gary
30:35It's been 30 years, get the f*** over it
30:38I'll call you when I'm done
30:39And your husband
30:42Is anyone here on the crew from Rhode Island and single?
30:47Oh my god, is that our boat, the big one?
30:52Oh my god, look at the pink hat
30:53Yay
30:56I love a pink hat
30:57Hi
30:57Hi
30:58Oh my god
31:00Wow
31:02Oh my god
31:03You guys know I love my chicory
31:05Oh, look at this
31:07Fancy
31:09Oh my gosh
31:10I just got a text from my dad
31:12This is very nice, but I doubt you
31:14So pretty
31:15I love this
31:17Yes
31:19They're just taking Doss to the emergency room
31:21Alright, sorry
31:22It's always crying
31:23Just go
31:25No, don't, don't stress it
31:27Okay
31:28It's gonna be fine
31:30It's gonna be okay
31:31He's gonna be okay
31:32He's gonna be okay
31:32He's gonna be fine
31:32He's gonna be nervous
31:33He's gonna be okay
31:33He's gonna be okay
31:34Just go home
31:35I'll be with him
31:36My dad, who's a doctor, says
31:39I think you should take him to the ER
31:41I'm like, oh s***, this is serious
31:43And I'm basically ready to jump off this boat
31:45Thank you guys
31:46Please call us, alright
31:47Update us
31:49Poor thing, I'm sorry
32:01They're just taking Doss to the emergency room
32:03Alright, sorry
32:04It's always crying
32:05It's fine
32:06Please keep us posted
32:08Bye
32:10Poor thing, I'm sorry
32:13No, I wanna cry
32:14I'm feeling very worried for Ashley
32:17I know what that's like
32:18My girls mean everything to me
32:20I mean, I have left Florida
32:22To get home to be with my cat
32:29You know what I'm like really upset about though
32:31The crackers are all the way over there
32:33Yeah, baby
32:34And everyone knows how much I love them
32:35I told you I love them
32:36That's the bread
32:36Oh, she wants the crackers
32:38I love a pita cracker
32:39Oh, I love them
32:39For sure, that's all I eat
32:40So, thank you so much
32:44Thank you
32:44My favorite part of the trip is right now
32:46Aw
32:47By far
32:47When I have cheese in front of me
32:49And my girls
32:50And tequila
32:50And I just feel like
32:52I had such a great experience with you today too
32:54And that's why you always need your girlfriends
32:56Cheers
32:56To a deeper connection
32:58Yeah
33:00Yes, love you guys
33:01To a girls trip
33:02I love a tequila
33:08I love being on the water
33:12Never had sex on a boat
33:14I think I had sex with my ex on a boat
33:16Wait, what?
33:18On a boat?
33:19I think you did
33:20I remember my ex telling me
33:22He had some sort of sex escapade
33:26With Joellen and another girl on a boat
33:28No, I didn't
33:29I was on land
33:30Not on a boat
33:32Joellen was very loud
33:35And that the people
33:36On top of the boat
33:37Knew what was going on
33:41When they walked upstairs
33:42Everyone looked at them like
33:44What the hell just happened down there?
33:46I was slutty in my 20s
33:47This was before
33:48It was before his brother, right?
33:50She used to date my
33:53Boyfriend's brother
33:54Yes
33:55Oh
33:56The better brother in bed
33:59I mean, Kelsey knows the answer to that
34:07I'll just do a shot of tequila
34:09Look at how beautiful
34:10I love this type
34:11I love it
34:12I love this
34:12I would love a tequila shot as well
34:14There is nothing like this in the world
34:17Look at that
34:18I need tequila
34:20I feel like on that note
34:22Let's go look at the boat
34:24I'm going to take the blankie
34:25Alright, let's go up this way
34:27Oh, this is pretty over here
34:29I need to have a cigarette
34:30I'm going to go find this spot on the boat
34:32I can, like, hide away at
34:34You want to go on the stairs right there?
34:36Yeah
34:41I got it
34:42What is that?
34:43Grenadine?
34:43It's Lindsay's
34:44Who's Lindsay?
34:46I don't know
34:47Is that mine?
34:48It's Rosie
34:49I just closed
34:50Who's Lindsay?
34:52Do you feel better today
34:53After talking to Rosie?
34:55Yeah, I do
34:55You do?
34:56I went to her room
34:57Like you said
34:58What about with Kelsey?
34:59You guys are really good
35:00Yeah
35:00Even in the cop
35:01You were, like, yourself with her
35:03Usually you're, like, standoffish, though
35:04With her
35:05And you weren't today
35:06Well, it actually, like, meant a lot to me
35:08Like, when Kelsey came up to my room today
35:10We had a nice day
35:11It was, like, nice to actually spend time with her
35:14I'm going to accept her for who she is
35:16I'm, like, not bringing up the past anymore
35:18And I agree with you
35:19Let the past go
35:20She built a 75 million square foot house
35:23I can't wait to party there
35:25That's so cool
35:26I'm so excited
35:27She's, like, so sweet, though, right?
35:28You have to admit
35:29Yeah, look, like
35:30You know, my chorus
35:31Like, I'll never forget what was that
35:32I love it
35:35Gorgina
35:36All right, let's go
35:44Oh, there they are
35:47Hello, boys
35:48Oh, what a sight for sore eyes
35:51We're back
35:52Our champagne, honey
35:54Put our PJs on
35:56Put the PJs on
35:57I'm going to pee like a racehorse
36:02Alexa
36:03Alexa, why is there a beetle in my room?
36:05Let's get this
36:06I'm not touching you
36:07Get out
36:10Oh, my God
36:11It was so gassy
36:16Joellen
36:22Hi, Dolly
36:23Hi
36:24How are you doing?
36:25What's happening?
36:28You look really upset
36:30Matt, what happened?
36:33I just feel like
36:34What happened?
36:37You remember the other day
36:38Like, I put a little match
36:39How, like, you and I
36:40Went up to Rula
36:41And, like, she's like, you know,
36:43Get me proof
36:44It's coming
36:45And if you want proof
36:46I'll figure it out
36:47I appreciate all your intel
36:49I got her proof
36:52There's no
36:53All right
36:54You see it?
37:01Oh, God
37:06Oh, my God
37:08I know
37:09Holy
37:11I cannot believe it
37:13This is indisputable evidence
37:26I've seen it
37:27Ladies, something's nice
37:29This looks amazing
37:30Did you bring chocolate
37:31Cover strawberries?
37:32I loved him
37:33What am I going to do?
37:34We're leaving tomorrow
37:35We're never going to see him again
37:37I don't even know
37:38I'm so upset
37:38No, no, just tell him
37:40I got this video
37:41From my girlfriend
37:42And I don't know
37:43Where to go with this
37:44Last I left off with Rula
37:46She said she would want to know
37:48If there was proof
37:49But I feel like
37:50I've caused her heartache
37:51And I want to be done with this
37:52I'm not here to hurt her
37:54He's hurting her
37:55I feel bad about Ashley
37:57So I hope he's okay
37:57I tried FaceTiming her in my room
37:59She didn't answer
38:01Every time I come in here
38:02I do the cracks
38:06Hi, guys
38:07Oh, my goodness
38:09Oh, I know
38:11Everyone knows I love a cracker
38:13Anything else?
38:14No, we're good
38:15Yes
38:15Thank you, guys
38:16Bye, good night
38:19Joellen just looked like
38:20She saw a ghost
38:24You look like
38:25Yeah, I've got a
38:25What the happened?
38:28More
38:30That has been uncovered
38:32Who are we even talking about?
38:34Rula?
38:35Yeah
38:36Oh, God
38:37Bad, though
38:38Bad?
38:40How bad?
38:42I don't know
38:43If I can handle
38:43Another story
38:46Unleash the hounds
38:47Yeah, what is it?
38:49It's time
38:49What?
38:51What's the hounds mean?
38:55All right
38:55So there's this
38:56You gotta look at it
38:57Because it's real
38:58I look so
38:59It's real
39:01I like have no words
39:03We went to the polo match
39:05On Saturday
39:07The 9th
39:08So keep that in mind
39:14This is fast
39:16The video starts
39:17You're looking through a glass door
39:19And Brian and this blonde woman
39:21Are standing there
39:22He's hugging her
39:23This was two days before polo?
39:24Mm-hmm
39:25Brian is like consoling
39:27And like caressing this blonde lady
39:29With his hand on her ass
39:31And like kissing her
39:33Oh, my God
39:34Hey, Brian
39:36That's him
39:36And there's this long hug
39:38They're like embracing each other
39:40It's like a five-minute hug
39:41It's like who hugs that long?
39:43Is this really happening right now?
39:44Like, is this a set-up?
39:47I mean, if she orchestrated that
39:48Like, could she put her bra on?
39:50They obviously had sex
39:51When her nipples popping out
39:52Joellen is vindicated
39:54Because she has said
39:55Brian is doing his thing
39:57With this woman
39:59You can't deny video footage, you know?
40:02That's Brian in his BP-22
40:04You know, the one that has the red interior
40:06That he said wasn't him?
40:07That's right there
40:08And this has been posted three times
40:10And she is in his red interior
40:12Who has a red interior car?
40:15Oh, that's not good
40:18I don't think anybody's wondering
40:20If Brian's cheating on Rula
40:22I'm more so interested
40:23In how Joellen got this video
40:27And what she's planning on doing with it
40:29I want to see his face again, though
40:31Hold on
40:31Who took this video?
40:33After everything that happened
40:34At the polo match
40:36And Rula's like
40:37Get me real proof
40:37I asked my girlfriend
40:39Who's friends with the mistress
40:40I said
40:40Is there any proof
40:42That this is happening?
40:42Because honestly
40:43Rula's making her out to be delusional
40:45And she goes
40:45Oh, there's plenty of proof
40:47I never asked my friend
40:49To get me video proof
40:50But Rula said
40:51She wants hard proof
40:52This is as hard as it gets
40:55I can almost guarantee
40:58Rula's gonna say
40:59He was probably ending things with her
41:01He grabbed her butt
41:03And kissed her
41:04He was pointed at a bunny
41:05Alicia
41:06Enough
41:07The question is
41:09Is what are we gonna do?
41:11I think she needs to see the video
41:13Right?
41:14I think that we actually have to
41:17Let her know
41:19Not only as Rula's friend
41:21But even just being a girl
41:23I think it's crucial
41:25That she knows
41:27At some point
41:28Rula's gonna face it
41:29One way or the other
41:30We're physically watching it
41:32She has to hear it
41:34Now there's no way out of it
41:35I'm sick of being the one
41:36That's accused
41:37Of interfering and meddling
41:39You're very close with her
41:43I mean
41:44I don't want to break her heart again
41:46That's the thing
41:47I don't know
41:48I'm so confused
41:50Coming from me
41:51It's gonna be more of the same
41:53There was a lot of talk
41:54And my husband's involved
41:56But he is
41:57He's there
42:00This is like
42:01A very
42:02Up situation
42:03Yeah
42:04So
42:05What are we gonna do?
42:10Not it
42:11Not it
42:12Not it
42:12Not it
42:13Not me
42:14Nope
42:21Next time on the Real Housewives of Rhode Island
42:24Little taste test
42:25Dolores and I thought
42:27Let's develop a menopause gummy
42:30I haven't felt this good in a long time
42:34I don't want to give her the bad news
42:36About this video
42:37I want to die
42:38But he wouldn't lie
42:39Trust me
42:39I know what you did last week
42:41You're literally
42:42No lies
42:44You're a lamb pig
42:45Don't ever
42:46Get the f***ing job for me
42:47Get the f*** out of the house
42:49Get the f*** out of the house
42:50Get the f*** out of the house
42:52Get the f*** out of the house
42:52Get the f*** out of the house
42:53Get the f*** out of the house
42:54Get the f*** out of the house
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