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The Real Housewives of Rhode Island - Season 1 Episode 7 - Boats, Lies & Videotape
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00:15Previously on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
00:17I know you, Rula.
00:19You are never going to admit something's up.
00:21There are echoes that Brian's got a mystery.
00:25This is not still ongoing.
00:27The mystery is close to two hours ago.
00:29I'm going to hurt you.
00:31And if you want, I'll figure it out.
00:35This is like our story tale.
00:37I'm going through like major life changes here.
00:39I need an eat, pray, love trip with the girls.
00:42Is Rula going to come?
00:43I have not talked to Rula.
00:45She needs to stop blaming me.
00:47I'm actually trying to be there for you and have your back.
00:49I think that she questions your motives.
00:51My mom sent me away to a behavioral program.
00:54My life was not easy.
00:55My father left us homeless.
00:57I'm actually like really shy in real life, because I've learned to pretend and I learned
01:01to be bigger.
01:02That was the first genuine thing that came out of your mouth.
01:05It was such a backhanded compliment.
01:08I feel like you're not going to be honest.
01:10Kelsey wants to discredit everything about me.
01:12Shut the up.
01:13Good night.
01:18Who needs a sugar daddy when my life is this sweet?
01:23I have a blessed life and I'm a loyal wife.
01:28Why settle for justice life when you can have the whole damn pie?
01:33My life is like a rom-com.
01:35When I'm not crying, I'm laughing.
01:38I used to report the news, but now I'm the headline.
01:43I'm not trying to be mean, I just mean what I say.
01:48In the ocean state, I dispense the weed and the truth.
02:02I feel like you're looking at me like upset.
02:05You actually picked your room, but like you're literally giving that face of like, you're
02:10pissed.
02:11Hello.
02:12Hello.
02:13Hi.
02:13I did the schedule Saturday.
02:14I'm working at an after party.
02:16Wait, Saturday?
02:17Yeah.
02:18Jared, I told you that's the Jonas fricking concert.
02:21Hi, Richie.
02:22Hello there.
02:23I'm just in my bed in the castle.
02:27Good morning.
02:28Morning.
02:29Are you getting the kids ready for school?
02:31Yep.
02:31Hi, Gary.
02:33Making their lunches.
02:34Kelsey was a bad girl last night.
02:36She had a few words with Rosie.
02:39Oh, yeah?
02:40I couldn't sleep.
02:41I was like puking all night.
02:43Why?
02:43Kelsey was like saying like she thinks my job, I didn't quit, I got fired.
02:48And my house, the square footage is fake.
02:50I put a PDF of her plan.
02:53Or like blue paper, what are they called?
02:55Like the...
02:55Blue paper?
02:56Yeah.
02:57It's clearly projection from Kelsey.
02:59Not having property, not having a real job.
03:02She is the thing she's accusing you of.
03:04I know.
03:10It's so pretty.
03:11This is my favorite part of the whole castle.
03:14It's like the hallway.
03:18I love buffets.
03:20I'm just gonna have a yogurt.
03:22It's actually like what I dreamt of.
03:24I'm like shaky.
03:25Cause you're hungry?
03:27I don't know.
03:27She threw up all last night.
03:29No, she threw up all last night.
03:29What?
03:29She threw up all last night.
03:31No.
03:32You think it's something you ate?
03:34I don't know.
03:35I'm so nauseous at breakfast.
03:38It's not from eating anything last night.
03:39I barely ate and it wasn't from drinking that much.
03:42I really didn't drink that much.
03:43So I think I'm just sick.
03:44If Kelsey is bull .
03:46Did you hear her throwing up all night?
03:48No, I didn't hear her at all.
03:49I was so scared she was gonna get like taken by a ghost.
03:53Oh my god, I did hear like giggling at 3am.
03:56Did you?
03:57I didn't hear giggling.
03:58I swear to god, I heard giggling.
04:00Do you think it was the doubts?
04:06You think they have salt?
04:08This is a disaster that I've had in my life.
04:10I could actually cry.
04:11I don't want to keep talking about it, but it's so good.
04:13His breakfast is so good.
04:15I need to find out what it is.
04:16I'm sorry.
04:17I have to call my mom.
04:18Dawson doesn't feel good.
04:19It's his little inhaler.
04:20He hates coughing.
04:21He like freaks out.
04:22Aw.
04:23My son Dawson, whenever he gets a cold, he has labored breathing.
04:29My mom is taking care of him and our nanny's there too
04:31because Jared is out of state.
04:33Of course our child is getting very sick while both of us aren't there.
04:37Should I call Rola?
04:38Do you think she's gonna come today?
04:40It'll be a nice update.
04:42Hey girl, how you feeling?
04:44We just wanna know if you're making it today for the plans.
04:46I hope Rola's gonna show up, but I feel like there's more of a chance
04:50Bryan's gonna admit to the affair before her showing up to the castle.
04:53Good morning.
04:54Hi guys.
04:56Morning.
04:56You already ate?
04:57I took a shower.
04:58I'm sorry.
04:58I took a shower.
05:01Morning.
05:07Okay.
05:09Kelsey, she won't speak to me, won't look at me.
05:12I'll just be like over here trying to eat my yogurt.
05:16Anyway, what's the plan for today?
05:18Um.
05:18Okay.
05:20We have like a big water slide.
05:22I feel like you girls would love that.
05:24Oh, yeah.
05:25I'm so excited for that.
05:27And then we're gonna go on a boat, which would be nice.
05:36This is awkward.
05:38Kelsey, yesterday you were upset.
05:39Do you feel better like with it like getting off your chest?
05:41I think I was being nice with what I said.
05:44I was giving you credit because I felt that it was genuine.
05:47It felt to me like a backhanded compliment.
05:50But if you, I did it nicely.
05:52But it didn't feel that way, so.
05:54But then the past came up in our room.
05:57Because you asked about it.
05:59You're asking, well, what does she lie about?
06:00I have to say something.
06:01Well, you think they're lies, but they're not necessarily lies.
06:03And you asked her and she clarified.
06:05I don't know what is or who you are,
06:10because something is always changing.
06:12I thought Rosie finally took off the mask
06:15and we saw the true authentic version of her.
06:18It turns out the mask is still on.
06:21And it's super glued to her face.
06:23You don't like me, it's okay.
06:24You don't wanna believe me.
06:26Like, it's fine.
06:27I feel bad.
06:29You don't look well right now even talking about it.
06:31I'm good.
06:32Everything's good.
06:33She says I'm a liar, says I'm an exaggerator.
06:35And you're literally a high-end squatter.
06:37So, I mean, I don't care what Kelsey believes.
06:40Because Kelsey is delusional.
06:42After whatever the hell went on with you guys last night,
06:45you could not walk in here this morning and brush it off.
06:48If I'm feeling a bitchy, I can't do that.
06:51Like, that I am like...
06:52Is it like a Sasha Faire's fiance?
06:53I wanna learn that.
06:54Like, when she goes on stage, she turns on her thing.
06:56Wait a minute, I wanna just finish this.
06:58But I'm saying it could be like her alter ego.
07:00Well, let me finish my sentence for a second.
07:01I don't know what...
07:01Just let me finish for a second.
07:03I am, Liz. I am. I am, Liz.
07:04Calm down.
07:05Just hear that...
07:06That droning on of whatever she's saying.
07:09I don't know why.
07:10I'm just, I'm feeling noise.
07:12Look, Alicia cracks me up.
07:14She's funny.
07:15The things that come out of her mouth are hysterical.
07:17I went to a psychic once and she said,
07:19you carry so many people's energies on you.
07:22Me too.
07:22And she's like, you need to go into an Epstein...
07:24Is Epstein's salt bath?
07:26Epstein...
07:27I just wanna get my thought out there.
07:30When I came in your room last night,
07:32you were upset and you couldn't really speak,
07:34talk to us at all.
07:35You couldn't turn it on then.
07:36Right.
07:37That's when I would love to see you turn it on.
07:39Because maybe if she wasn't afraid
07:40of somebody yelling at her all the time,
07:42then she would be more comfortable
07:44in letting you guys all know her different levels.
07:46Maybe Rosie just needs like a little nurture from her.
07:49I don't like nurture.
07:50I don't either.
07:51I was just thinking that.
07:51I don't, I skeebed nurture.
07:53I just was thinking that.
07:53I'd rather have tough love,
07:55but tough love's gonna come from someone I trust.
07:57But I don't think that's true.
07:58If I don't trust you, I don't respect any love.
08:00I don't think that's true.
08:00Nurture, not...
08:01She's gonna cry.
08:03I can't.
08:03But she's gonna cry again.
08:06I don't know.
08:07I'm fine.
08:08I just feel bad for Rosie.
08:09Because she wants to...
08:12be able to be freely expressing people too.
08:15You know?
08:16She wants to freely express me.
08:19I just feel like I'm gonna throw up.
08:21I just like, it's, it is what it is.
08:24All right.
08:24I'm always here to cry.
08:25It's a day ending and why?
08:27This is supposed to be a fun trip,
08:29but all the girls are getting on each other's nerves.
08:31I'm starting to feel like these spirits in the house
08:34are starting to possess all of us.
08:36I just feel like I'm gonna throw up.
08:37I'm gonna lie down.
08:38I just need a break.
08:40I think there's some Casper's in there, friendly ghosts.
08:43And I also think there are some witches that are ghosts.
08:46Plural, ghosts.
08:47Ghost.
08:49Ghost.
08:50With an S at the end.
08:51Ghost.
08:52I can't do it.
08:53Ghost.
08:54I think Rosie's very sad.
08:56Today, like at breakfast and even last night,
08:58she just looks weak.
08:59She looks like she's struggling inside.
09:01Last night I did her,
09:02I genuinely meant that in a nice way.
09:04I know you did.
09:05Obviously, she's feeling something internally.
09:07Maybe talk to her one-on-one,
09:10but there's no one else around.
09:11No one has to put on an act or a facade.
09:13She was actually good one-on-one.
09:15Go see her.
09:16I'm gonna get dressed.
09:17I can't promise this is gonna be positive,
09:18but I'll try.
09:19I do find it weird that Joellen's being the mediator
09:22between me and Rosie.
09:23If I stepped in between her and Rula,
09:25she wouldn't be happy about it.
09:26Rosie?
09:28Hi.
09:29Hi.
09:29How you doing?
09:30I'm just, like, so nauseous.
09:33I feel like , honestly.
09:37Obviously, you feel uncomfortable.
09:38I feel uncomfortable.
09:40Mm-hmm.
09:40I feel like we keep missing each other.
09:43Sometime I have an attitude
09:44or sometime my delivery is too harsh.
09:46The problem is that I feel like I don't know you well enough
09:50to understand how I can talk to you.
09:53It's very easy to say,
09:55Rosie's standoffish,
09:56and look at all this I heard about Rosie.
09:59But if you're gonna do that,
10:01you can't expect me to then wanting to hang out
10:03or talk and, like, get to know you,
10:05because I do shut down.
10:06I genuinely do want to make a connection with you.
10:09Mm-hmm.
10:09And I don't want the drama.
10:11I want to be friends.
10:13You know, a lot of things were said
10:15that were very hurtful,
10:16but, like, I'd still want to open up.
10:18I want to move forward.
10:19I want to get along with everyone
10:20or I wouldn't be here.
10:21I'm cool moving forward.
10:23I've been wanting to move forward.
10:25So, Kelsey, be nice to me, I'll be nice to you.
10:29It's not that hard.
10:30Like I said last night,
10:31I have a tough exterior,
10:32and, like, you need to just get to know me first.
10:35And I know my face is brutal sometimes.
10:37My face isn't scary right now, but, like...
10:39I try, my face.
10:40No, I appreciate it.
10:40I'm glad that you're trying.
10:41I'm gonna try.
10:42I think we're gonna force you on the water slide,
10:44and we're gonna have a great day.
10:46Listen, I have to...
10:47I want to enjoy the weekend with the girls.
10:49I am starting my life completely over.
10:52The last thing I want to worry about is Rosie.
10:55The RBF is always involuntary.
10:57I just hope she looks past it
10:59and realizes that, like,
11:00I am trying to have fun with her.
11:03Ashley, is she...
11:03Ashley, are you here?
11:04Shall we bring our dolls to the slide?
11:08Oh, my God.
11:09The energy in this room
11:11feels a lot lighter right now.
11:12Yeah.
11:13So, woo-hoo!
11:14Ha-ha!
11:16Grip hug.
11:17Sometimes hugs are really, really good, you know?
11:20It's really good for a moment like this.
11:22Ooh, I just grabbed your boob.
11:23I just literally cupped her boob.
11:27Coming up...
11:28Oh, my God, Boris,
11:29look at these washboard abs.
11:32Boris is so hot.
11:34Ha!
11:36Holy .
11:37This is indisputable evidence.
11:39Oh!
11:41This is bad.
11:56I should have brought my red sneakers.
11:59Oh, my God,
12:00look at how high up this thing is.
12:02Look at this.
12:03Let's go, girls.
12:05Bye, dollies.
12:08Sweating like a pig in church.
12:11A whore.
12:11A whore in church.
12:13With Kelsey and Rosie fighting,
12:16Liz attacking me,
12:17Ashley's crying.
12:18Hi.
12:19How are you?
12:19I just feel like me and Joellen
12:20need to get out of this house
12:21and have a girls' day.
12:22Even being in this huge castle,
12:24us girls need space.
12:25Have you ever picked up anyone
12:27at this castle before
12:28or dropped anyone off?
12:29Yeah, I used to live here.
12:30You did?
12:30I swear to God.
12:31Where?
12:31I came to college here
12:33and we lived freshman year
12:34on the top floor, the third floor.
12:36That's crazy.
12:36You're joking.
12:37I swear to God.
12:38What, like, did you experience?
12:39Sorts of paranormal activity
12:40inside the building.
12:42What?
12:42Yeah, we lived on the, uh, top floor
12:45called the bowling room
12:46and next to it was supposedly
12:48where a nun hung herself.
12:52Um, so...
12:53But I know we did hear footsteps.
12:56That's what I heard.
12:57Yeah, it was...
12:57I heard whistling.
12:59That ghost stuff doesn't scare me.
13:00I'm more scared about, like,
13:01mice and rats.
13:02Like, I get nervous about that stuff.
13:03Like, it's a shower,
13:04we're gonna be clean.
13:05Dirty toilets.
13:06I don't like sleeping in dirty beds.
13:08I hate dirty stuff.
13:10I'm a little trippy.
13:11Okay.
13:12I have a big beer belly.
13:14And I don't even drink beer.
13:16Okay, there's towels out here!
13:25Oh my God!
13:27So fun!
13:28I mean, all I needed was a slide
13:30and now I feel much better.
13:31I'm so happy that this is what we're doing.
13:33Like, I know that I should be, like,
13:35more mature than this
13:36and I should wanna, like,
13:37do something, like, fancy
13:39or, like, important.
13:40But I'm so happy that we're going down the slide.
13:43Oh my God.
13:44Please tell me the water is heated.
13:47Are you going?
13:48I'm gonna cheer you on.
13:49Stop it.
13:50This is kind of the antithesis
13:52of what I've ever done at the mansion.
13:55Never saw this big plastic break thing there before.
13:59Usually it was more...
14:02spooky.
14:02This is actually very scary to me.
14:05There's no water here.
14:13It is a wild effing ride.
14:15Like, you get air.
14:17Let's do it.
14:18Okay.
14:19I'm really glad that I laser hair removed my bikini line.
14:25Because that thing is gonna be moving.
14:32Oh, did you love it?
14:34My ass cheeks.
14:36Oh, really?
14:37Did they burn?
14:45Look at all these athletic people.
14:47I wish that was me.
14:48We're gonna be so athletic taking this walk.
14:50I don't know if I wanna bring this water.
14:52This is what I have anxiety about.
14:53I'm gonna bring the water.
14:55I know.
14:56Oh my God, this is so pretty.
14:58So we're gonna walk down here?
14:59I'm glad we're getting away from the group of girls.
15:02The last thing I felt like it was, like, very deep.
15:04I know, and I haven't had a chance to even ask you about your mom.
15:06My mom sent me away to, you know, a behavioral program.
15:09I remember that.
15:11Yeah.
15:11It's funny when I hear about your mom now,
15:13because growing up, like, your mom was always, like, so jovial.
15:16Like, funny.
15:16Hi, Alicia.
15:17It was always very...
15:18Stay right here.
15:19...bubbly.
15:20Yeah.
15:20You know?
15:20She was tough.
15:22I think Alicia's impression of my mom is the one that my mom portrays.
15:26That Southern Belle, kind, caring, loving mother.
15:29But my mom wasn't maternal.
15:31She was the opposite.
15:32My mom was definitely, like, very triggering.
15:35I love you, Joellen.
15:36I've always loved Joellen.
15:37You didn't even like me.
15:39What did I do that was so bad that you put me in places with rapists,
15:42with murderers, with people that stab people, with, like, convicts?
15:46Seriously?
15:4799% of the people there were court-ordered.
15:49And then you have me.
15:50Oh, my God.
15:52I know.
15:53My mom, she tells me that she sent me to these places
15:57because she didn't know what to do or how to control me.
16:00She knew that I wasn't on drugs.
16:01She knew that I wasn't drinking.
16:03I wasn't an out-of-control kid.
16:05I was a straight-A student.
16:06Her biggest problem with me was that I had big boobs,
16:09and boys liked me.
16:11She felt that I was promiscuous, even when I wasn't doing anything.
16:15I remember you going away because Jen went first.
16:19Jen went first.
16:20And then you did.
16:21Yep.
16:21I went three times.
16:23The first time I got sent away, I was in seventh grade.
16:27That was a drug rehab.
16:28I had never done drugs or drank any alcohol.
16:31They ended up sending me home after a week
16:33because they realized I had no business being there.
16:37Second place was like a month and a half, two months.
16:39That one was really rough.
16:40But the third place was the worst.
16:41That was the one that my mom ended up giving partial custody to the state
16:45because her insurance stopped paying.
16:48And she had me there for like a little over a year.
16:50And then one day this-
16:51What?
16:53Over a year?
16:54Over a year.
16:55Any home home.
16:55Are you kidding?
16:56What grade were you in?
16:57Ninth.
16:58It was really-
16:59What?
17:00Not normal and not a good place.
17:02The third time that I was sent away was what my mom referred to as a boarding school.
17:08It wasn't a boarding school.
17:10There was children cutting themselves, trying to commit suicide.
17:16There was male and female predators.
17:20They would restrain kids there.
17:22The state said, all right, we're going to take 100% control of your daughter.
17:27She didn't want to lose that custody.
17:28And she decided that day I was all better.
17:32I really tried to block all of this out because it was such a bad time in my life.
17:36And I was like suicidal.
17:39I'm sorry.
17:39Many times for me.
17:42That like death was better than living with her.
17:48It hurts a lot to have no one that loves you growing up.
17:52I'm really sad.
17:53I really had no idea about this.
17:55No, a lot of people don't.
17:55And I feel really bad.
17:57I went to high school with Joellen and Jen.
18:00When they left during like the mid-year, it was definitely talked about.
18:03But almost like something we didn't want to touch.
18:06We didn't want to ask many questions.
18:07I didn't want to overstep boundaries.
18:09Everyone noticed.
18:10We just, you know, we just didn't know why.
18:14It was a really hard childhood.
18:16And like hearing everything that you said yesterday that like hit home because I didn't know.
18:21For some reason, like that's what I got stuck with for a father.
18:24My life was not easy.
18:26From what I remember, my father left his home last.
18:29It hits hard because you see your kids and you're like, how did they do this?
18:33How did you do that?
18:34And I just look at my daughter and I'm like, how did, how did he do this to me?
18:39How did he never want to see me again?
18:42I feel like maybe I didn't want to get married because like how, who's going to walk me down the
18:46aisle?
18:58It's kind of easy for me to talk about.
19:01I definitely have relationship issues because of my father.
19:05I always want to leave the guy first because it's always like in the back of my head that like
19:09they're going to leave me and do what my dad did.
19:12I think me not marrying Billy is, I don't know what's wrong with me.
19:19I don't know if any amount of therapy or talking about it is going to make it better,
19:23but maybe just getting it off your chest and saying like that was not okay will start to ease the
19:30pain in your heart.
19:31The wind just blew when you said that and I felt it like, yeah.
19:34Hearing from Alicia and seeing the pain that she's been through with her father makes me feel so much more
19:39relatable
19:40to have somebody that understands just a little bit of what I went through.
19:45I've known Alicia forever.
19:46However, this conversation, I feel like it's bringing us together.
19:50She's understanding me and I'm understanding her.
19:53Thank you for like opening up to me.
19:56Me too.
19:56And letting me open up to you.
19:59Let's break the cycle.
20:01I know.
20:02I need some crackers.
20:03At least our kids are doing good.
20:04You need some crackers.
20:04You know what's funny?
20:05I didn't bring my crackers today.
20:06The mint crackers.
20:07Oh my God, how did I not bring my crackers?
20:20If I don't have a cracker in two seconds.
20:22I would like some champagne.
20:23Tell your boy.
20:24For it.
20:24For it.
20:24Let's call Mr. Champagne.
20:27Great.
20:29I had a great walk.
20:29I was on this side.
20:30Oh.
20:31Yeah.
20:33I'm dead.
20:35Oh my God.
20:35Religious texting me.
20:36What'd you say?
20:37Hey doll.
20:38Feeling like thank you for asking.
20:40My entire body has been in a lot of pain.
20:42Had to tell.
20:43I was looking forward to being on the trip with you.
20:45I hope you enjoy everything and hope you aren't too exhausted.
20:48That's crazy, right?
20:50Yeah.
20:50She seems to have a lot of health concerns.
20:53I'm so sorry.
20:54I'm not going to be able to make it today beautiful.
20:57I was at the urgent care.
21:00I like don't even know what to say.
21:09I need a pencil.
21:11What kind of tea does mommy like?
21:13What kind should we make her?
21:14I don't know.
21:15I don't know.
21:16I actually don't know which kind.
21:19You don't?
21:20Mm.
21:23Finish up your pictures.
21:25We're going to bring this up to mommy now, okay?
21:29Daddy, do you like my picture I made for mommy?
21:32It's beautiful, princess.
21:34I love it.
21:37How are you feeling?
21:39How are you feeling?
21:40How are you feeling?
21:40How are you?
21:41Hi, Pete.
21:42How are you doing?
21:43I made this picture.
21:44Oh, my goodness.
21:45I made this picture for you.
21:47Oh, my God.
21:49I love it.
21:51Thank you so much.
21:52Any better?
21:53Hi.
21:54You okay?
21:55I'm struggling.
21:56I'm struggling.
21:57You guys want to go play?
21:59Yeah, I want to play.
22:00Go ahead.
22:01Go play.
22:02Thank you so much.
22:04The day before the girls' trip, I started to feel like I was coming down with something.
22:09I wasn't feeling myself.
22:10My head was absolutely pounding.
22:12I couldn't speak.
22:13I had a fever spike and couldn't even pick my head up.
22:16Having trouble, like, looking at light.
22:19Couldn't even get up to walk.
22:20I ended up in the emergency room and had to be taken by rescue.
22:24This is so frustrating.
22:26I'm dying right now.
22:29Legitimately so sick.
22:31I could die.
22:32I could.
22:33Like, my head, you know, like, this is the first time I've sat up.
22:36It's hurting me to talk.
22:37I just don't know if they can't figure out what it is.
22:39They ran through everything.
22:41CAT scan, MRIs, all the blood work.
22:45And everything was coming back, you know, negative.
22:48So they thought maybe I had one of the viruses they can't pinpoint and categorize.
22:55So you're bummed about not going on the trip?
22:58Have you spoken to anybody?
23:00Alicia tried calling.
23:01So sweet.
23:02Just better off here with the near and dear.
23:06The first time.
23:10AAAAAH!
23:12Woo hoo!
23:15Oh, my God.
23:20Are you sure you guys don't want to join us?
23:22Are you not wearing underwear?
23:23Come on, Boris.
23:24Show us what you got.
23:25You're no fine.
23:27I probably have shorts for you, Boris.
23:30Boris, you gotta do it.
23:31Why wouldn't they want to be in bathing suits with three young hot girls?
23:38It's ready! Oh my god, Kelsey, let's go!
23:42Oh my god, Boris, look at these washboard apps!
23:46Okay, couldn't wait to take it off.
23:48Boris has an amazing body.
23:49Okay, Boris, you go first.
23:52I mean, it is technically their job to cater to our every demand, right?
23:55You need to take your clothes off them.
23:58Oh my god, they're loving it!
24:02Why are they gross?
24:06Well, Boris, you really killed it.
24:09Okay, who's next?
24:10Boris, it's so hot.
24:12They're fine, okay?
24:14They're cute.
24:16My husband's definitely hotter than these guys,
24:19so I have no interest in getting my flirt on.
24:22Boris, do you work out?
24:23Do you have a girlfriend?
24:25Let's get Rula here.
24:28Rula would forget about Brian real quick if she saw this.
24:32How old are you, Boris?
24:3323.
24:34We're 10 years older than you guys.
24:36Let's go.
24:38Let's go, you made me to do this.
24:39I know, I know, I did.
24:41Let's go, let's go.
24:42You guys look good together.
24:45Models.
24:46Can't stand around and, like, flirt with a 21-year-old butler.
24:50You know, sometimes it's challenging to be with a group of friends who could essentially be your daughters.
24:57I'm certainly not flirting with 20-year-old butlers.
25:01It's just not really in my wheelhouse right now.
25:07Coming up...
25:08They're just taking Dawson to the emergency room.
25:10It's gonna be fine.
25:11He's gonna be fine.
25:24Oh my God!
25:27My ass is hanging out.
25:29Come on, Boris.
25:30Let's go.
25:31Keep your shirt off.
25:32I'm gonna go check on Liz.
25:37Hi.
25:38Hi.
25:38I just wanted to check in on you.
25:40I just don't belong.
25:41I mean, there's only, I get a little bored.
25:43I'm not gonna be out there on a slip and slide at 56,
25:47flirting with 21-year-old butlers.
25:49Both of your accents I like.
25:51How's dating going in Rhode Island, Boris?
25:53I need to find a wife on a job, you know?
25:57Boris is right here.
25:58Maybe you can find another boyfriend added to the pile.
26:01Oh yeah, he's too young for me.
26:02Although I don't think Boris has any money.
26:05There's only so far I can relate.
26:07No, I get it, yeah.
26:08I don't want to like, I don't want you to feel bad.
26:10It's not that I feel out of place,
26:13but I just sometimes feel like maybe a little mature
26:18being around the girls.
26:20I love these girls, but I'm not going in a bikini
26:23and splashing around flirting with 22-year-old butlers.
26:26I'm not doing it.
26:27I'll let you be alone.
26:29No, I totally don't mind you at all.
26:31I think you're awesome.
26:33I kind of checked out.
26:34No, I get it, yeah.
26:35I want you to enjoy my company.
26:37I do, I thoroughly enjoy your company.
26:40Do it during a time that you don't feel like it.
26:42No, that's what I was going to say.
26:44Yeah.
26:44That's what you're good at.
26:45You're a good friend.
26:46Oh, thank you.
26:47I've heard from many people in Rhode Island
26:50that once you get to know Liz, you're going to discover
26:52that she's actually such a softie, which is a hard shell.
26:56I think that I'm afraid to let anyone in
26:59because I'm afraid to lose.
27:00I'm hard to get to know them.
27:03I'm very tough.
27:04As I hang out with her more and more,
27:06I'm seeing that Lammy in there.
27:08Lammy Liz.
27:10Aw.
27:12See ya.
27:13Bye.
27:13Bye.
27:14Thanks for hanging.
27:15Thank you for inviting us.
27:17I thought it would be a good idea for you
27:18to take your shirt off.
27:20Yes.
27:26All right.
27:27Back to Spookyville.
27:28Oh, my God.
27:29Yes.
27:31Thank you so much.
27:32It was nice meeting you.
27:35We're home.
27:40Where are you?
27:42Liz?
27:46Hello?
27:48Girls?
27:51Lady Alicia and Madam Janelle.
27:53Janelle.
27:54Janelle.
27:54Who the is that?
27:56I don't know, but it just came to me,
27:57so that might mean something.
27:59Alicia.
28:00Look at her with her bikini.
28:02Are you doing yoga or are you just getting some spray tans?
28:05I'm practicing my downward dog.
28:07How was your walk?
28:08It was good.
28:10What?
28:10That bee just stung me, mother .
28:12It's on your butt.
28:13It's on your butt.
28:13I don't do bees.
28:14These bees are freaking me out, and I'm not into it.
28:17All right.
28:17Should we go upstairs and get ready for the bow?
28:18What time are we leaving?
28:205.30.
28:21Where is everyone?
28:22Getting ready, maybe?
28:34You're just so cute.
28:35So you like it?
28:36It's approved.
28:36I don't look like a hookah.
28:37I love it.
28:38I've been to many harbors on the Italian Riviera, the French Riviera, St. Bart's.
28:44But Newport is spectacular.
28:47We're gonna be on the boat.
28:48It's getting late.
28:49So for tonight, I have a little sunset cruise planned for the girls.
28:55This is my wheelhouse.
28:56More so than a slip and slide.
28:58Oh, I like that.
28:59Oh, I love that.
29:01Where are the ladies?
29:04Uh-huh.
29:06I'm okay.
29:09The weather looks ominous.
29:11I know.
29:12It's very not boaty.
29:14Oh, no.
29:16I know.
29:16He just doesn't feel good.
29:17I know.
29:18Do you feel like you have to get home?
29:20I don't know.
29:20I kind of play it by ear when we get off the boat.
29:26Hi.
29:27Did he calm down after he woke up?
29:30Yes.
29:30He calmed down.
29:31He's comfortable right now.
29:33He's not coughing constantly.
29:35I do worry about not, like, being right next to him when he's, like, breathing like that.
29:39You know what I mean?
29:40Yeah.
29:41I was all set to go to the hospital.
29:43You were?
29:43I woke him up.
29:44I said he'd feel better.
29:45He goes, I feel better.
29:46Okay.
29:46Well, that's good.
29:47Okay.
29:48That's good.
29:48Listen, I'm here.
29:49Worst case scenario, we go to a hospital.
29:52Okay.
29:52He seems pretty comfortable.
29:53Okay.
29:54I'll call you in, like, another hour or two.
30:05Hi.
30:05Hey, guys.
30:07Wow.
30:07Are you excited?
30:09So excited.
30:11Oh, we're walking across the bridge.
30:14It's a little chilly.
30:15Your nipples are fucking poking through.
30:18Hello.
30:19Hi, sir.
30:20Are you single?
30:21I am single.
30:22Oh, I have a sister who's beautiful.
30:24She's the prettiest sister.
30:25I'm gonna take a picture of you, actually, for her.
30:27I'm always on the hunt for Jen.
30:29Jen is very picky with men.
30:30I feel like you're the reason, though, that I haven't settled, because, like, I'm waiting
30:34for my own Gary.
30:35It's been 30 years.
30:36Get the f*** over it.
30:38I'll call you when I'm done.
30:40And your husband.
30:42Is anyone here on the crew from Rhode Island and single?
30:47Oh, my God.
30:48Is that our boat, the big one?
30:52Oh, my God.
30:53Look at the pink hat.
30:54Yay!
30:56I love a pink hat.
30:57Hi.
30:58Hi.
30:58Oh, my God.
31:00Wow.
31:02Oh, my God.
31:03You guys know I love my chicot, right?
31:05Oh, look at this.
31:07Fancy.
31:09Oh, my gosh.
31:10I just got a text from my dad.
31:12Oh, I love you.
31:13This is very nice, but I haven't got you.
31:15So pretty.
31:16I love this!
31:19They're just taking dolls to the emergency room.
31:22All right, sorry.
31:22It's always great.
31:24No, it's okay.
31:25Just go.
31:26Don't, don't stress it.
31:27Okay.
31:28It's gonna be fine.
31:30It's gonna be fine.
31:31It's gonna be fine.
31:32It's gonna be fine.
31:32It's gonna be fine.
31:33It's gonna be okay.
31:33He's gonna be okay.
31:34Go be with him.
31:36My dad, who's a doctor, says,
31:39I think you should take him to the ER.
31:41I'm like, oh, this is serious,
31:43and I'm basically ready to jump off this boat.
31:45Thank you, guys.
31:46Please call us, all right?
31:48Update us.
31:49Poor thing.
31:50I'm sorry.
32:09No, I want to cry.
32:14I'm feeling very worried for Ashley.
32:17I know what that's like.
32:18My girls mean everything to me.
32:20I mean, I have left Florida to get home to be with my cat.
32:29You know what I'm, like, really upset about, though?
32:31The crackers are all the way over there.
32:33Yeah, baby.
32:34And everyone knows how much I love them.
32:35I told you I love them.
32:36Oh, she wants the crackers.
32:38I love a pita cracker.
32:39Oh, I love them.
32:39That's all I eat.
32:41Thank you so much.
32:44My favorite part of the trip is right now.
32:46Aw.
32:47By far.
32:48When I have cheese in front of me,
32:49and my girls, and tequila.
32:51I know.
32:51And I just feel like I had such a great experience
32:53with you today, too.
32:54And that's why you always need your girlfriends.
32:56Cheers.
32:57Sorry that was yours.
32:58To a deeper connection.
32:59Yeah.
33:00Yes, love you guys.
33:00To a girls trip.
33:02I love a tequila.
33:07Oh, my God, the engine's going.
33:08We're about to go.
33:09Yay!
33:10I love being on the water.
33:12Never had sex on a boat.
33:14I think I had sex with my ex on a boat.
33:16Wait, what?
33:17On a boat?
33:19I think you did.
33:20I remember my ex telling me
33:22he had some sort of sex escapade
33:26with Joellen and another girl on a boat.
33:28No, he didn't.
33:29That was on land.
33:30Not on a boat.
33:32Joellen was very loud.
33:35And that the people on top of the boat
33:37knew what was going on.
33:41When they walked upstairs,
33:42everyone looked at them like,
33:44what the hell just happened down there?
33:46I was slutty in my 20s.
33:47This is before.
33:48It was before his brother, right?
33:50She used to date my boyfriend's brother.
33:54Yes.
33:55Oh.
33:56The better brother in bed?
33:59I mean, Kelsey knows the answer to that.
34:07I'll just do a shot of tequila.
34:09Look at how beautiful.
34:10I love this type.
34:11I love it.
34:12I love this.
34:12I would love a tequila shot as well.
34:14There is nothing like this in the world.
34:17Look at that.
34:18I need tequila.
34:21You're like, on that note,
34:22let's go look at the boat.
34:24You want to take the blankie?
34:26All right, let's go up this way.
34:27Oh, this is pretty over here.
34:29I need to have a cigarette.
34:30I'm going to go find a spot on the boat
34:32I can, like, hide away at.
34:34You want to go on the stairs right there?
34:36Yeah.
34:41I got it.
34:42What is that, Grenadine?
34:43It's Lindsay's.
34:45Who's Lindsay?
34:46I don't know.
34:47Is that mine?
34:48It's Rosie.
34:49I just closed your phone.
34:50Who's Lindsay?
34:52Do you feel better today after talking to Rosie?
34:55Yeah, I do.
34:55You do?
34:56I went to her room, like you said.
34:58What about with Kelsey?
34:59You guys are really good.
35:00Yeah.
35:01Even in the cop, you were, like, yourself with her.
35:03Usually you're, like, standoffish, though, with her,
35:05and you weren't today.
35:06Well, it actually, like, meant a lot to me.
35:08Like, when Kelsey came up to my room today,
35:10we had a nice day.
35:11It was, like, nice to actually spend time with her.
35:14I'm going to accept her for who she is.
35:16I'm, like, not bringing up the past anymore.
35:18And I agree with you.
35:20Let the past go.
35:20She built a 75 million square foot house.
35:24I can't wait to party there.
35:25That's so cool.
35:26I'm so excited.
35:27She's, like, so sweet, though, right?
35:28You have to have better luck.
35:30Like, you know, I'm a tourist.
35:31Like, I'll never forget what was that.
35:32I love it.
35:35Gorgina.
35:36All right, let's go.
35:44Oh, there they are.
35:47Hello, boys.
35:48Oh, what a sight for Soraya.
35:50We're back.
35:53Champagne, honey.
35:54Put our PJs on.
35:56Put the PJs on.
35:58I'm going to pee like a racehorse.
36:02Alexa?
36:03Alexa, why is there a beetle in my room?
36:05Let's get this.
36:06I'm not touching you.
36:07Get out.
36:10Oh, my God.
36:11I'm so gassy.
36:16Joellen.
36:22Hi, Dolly.
36:23Hi.
36:24What are you doing?
36:25What's happening?
36:28You look really upset.
36:30What?
36:30What happened?
36:33I just feel like .
36:34What happened?
36:37You remember the other day, like, a couple of matches,
36:39how, like, you and I went up to Rula, and, like,
36:42she's like, you know, get me proof.
36:44It's coming.
36:45And if you want proof, I'll figure it out.
36:47I appreciate all your intel.
36:49I got her proof.
36:52There's no...
36:54All right.
36:56You see it?
37:00Oh, my God.
37:09I know.
37:10Holy .
37:11I cannot believe it.
37:13This is indisputable evidence.
37:16I've seen enough.
37:28Ladies, some snacks.
37:29This looks amazing.
37:30Did you bring chocolate-covered strawberries?
37:32I love him.
37:33What am I gonna do?
37:34We're leaving tomorrow.
37:35We're never gonna see him again.
37:37I don't even tell him.
37:38No, just tell him.
37:40I got this video from my girlfriend,
37:42and I don't know where to go with this.
37:45Last I left off with Rula,
37:46she said she would wanna know if there was proof,
37:49but I feel like I've caused her heartache,
37:51and I wanna be done with this.
37:53I'm not here to hurt her.
37:54He's hurting her.
37:55I feel bad about Ashley's.
37:57I hope he's okay.
37:58I tried FaceTiming her in my room.
37:59She didn't answer.
38:01Every time I come in here, I do the crap.
38:06Hi, guys.
38:07Oh, my goodness.
38:09Oh, I know.
38:11Everyone knows I love a cracker.
38:13Anything else?
38:14No, we're good.
38:15Yes.
38:15Thank you, guys.
38:16Bye. Good night.
38:19Joana just looked like she saw a ghost.
38:24You look like you're gonna...
38:25What the happened?
38:29More...
38:30that has been uncovered.
38:32Who are we even talking about?
38:34Rula?
38:34Yeah.
38:36Oh, God.
38:37Bad, though.
38:39Bad?
38:39How bad?
38:42I don't know if I can handle another story.
38:46Unleash the hounds.
38:47Yeah, what is it?
38:48It's time.
38:50What?
38:51What's the hounds mean?
38:55All right, so there's this...
38:56You gotta look at it,
38:57because it's real.
38:58I look so...
38:59It's real.
39:01I, like, have no words.
39:04We went to the polo match on Saturday the 9th,
39:07so keep that in mind.
39:15This is fast.
39:16The video starts.
39:18You're looking through a glass door,
39:19and Brian and this blonde woman are standing there.
39:22He's hugging her.
39:23This was two days before polo?
39:24Mm-hmm.
39:25Brian is, like, consoling and, like, caressing this blonde lady
39:29with his hand on her ass and, like, kissing her.
39:33Oh, my God.
39:34Hey, Brian.
39:35That's him.
39:37And then there's this long hug.
39:38They're, like, embracing each other.
39:40It's, like, a five-minute hug.
39:41It's, like, who hugs that long?
39:43Is this really happening right now?
39:45Like, is this a set-up?
39:47I mean, if she orchestrated that,
39:49like, could she put her bra on or...?
39:50They obviously had sex on her nipples.
39:52Joellen is vindicated,
39:54because she has said Brian is doing his thing
39:57with this woman.
39:59You can't deny video footage, you know?
40:02That's Brian in his BP-22.
40:05You know, the one that has the red interior
40:06that he said wasn't him?
40:07That's right there.
40:08And he's been posted three times.
40:10And she is in his red interior.
40:13Who has a red interior car?
40:15Oh, that's not good.
40:18I don't think anybody's wondering
40:20if Brian's cheating on Rula.
40:22I'm more so interested in how Joellen got this video
40:27and what she's planning on doing with it.
40:29I want to see his face again, though.
40:31Hold on.
40:31Who took this video?
40:33After everything that happened at the polo match
40:36and Rula's like, get me real proof.
40:38I asked my girlfriend, who's friends with the mistress,
40:40I said, is there any proof that this is happening?
40:42Because, honestly, Rula's making her out to be delusional.
40:45And she goes, oh, there's plenty of proof.
40:47I never asked my friends to get me video proof,
40:50but Rula said she wants hard proof.
40:53This is as hard as it gets.
40:55I can almost guarantee Rula's gonna say
40:59he was probably ending things with her.
41:02He grabbed her butt and kissed her.
41:04He was pointed at a bunny.
41:06Alicia, enough.
41:08The question is, is what are we gonna do?
41:11I think she needs to see the video, right?
41:14I think that we actually have to let her know.
41:19Not only as Rula's friend, but even just being a girl,
41:23I think it's crucial that she knows
41:27at some point Rula's gonna face it one way or the other.
41:31We're physically watching it.
41:32She has to hear it.
41:34Now there's no way out of it.
41:35I'm sick of being the one that's accused
41:37of interfering and meddling.
41:39You're very close with her.
41:43I mean, ugh.
41:44I don't, like, wanna, like, break her heart again.
41:46Like, that's the thing.
41:47I don't know.
41:48I'm so confused.
41:50Coming from me, it's gonna be more of the same.
41:53There was a lot of talk.
41:55My husband's involved.
41:56But he is, Ma.
41:57He's there.
42:00This is, like, a very up situation.
42:04Yeah.
42:05So, what are we gonna do?
42:10Not it.
42:11Not it.
42:12Not it.
42:12Not it. Not me.
42:14Nope.
42:22Next time on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
42:24Little taste test.
42:25Dolores and I thought,
42:27let's develop a menopause gummy.
42:30I haven't felt this good in a long time.
42:33No!
42:34I don't wanna give her the bad news about this video.
42:37I wanna die.
42:38But he wouldn't lie, trust me.
42:39No, I wouldn't lie.
42:40I know what you did last week.
42:41You're literally f***ing no eyes.
42:44You're a f***ing slamping.
42:45Don't ever f***ing talk for me.
42:47Get the f*** out of me.
42:49Get the f*** out of me.
42:50Get the f*** out of me.
42:50a little I don't have a f*** with her.
42:52There was a bit of a b***h.
42:52I was like, I'd be like, where are you?
42:52I'm like, this is a good day.
42:53You don't know.
42:53This is super quiet, I get the f*** out of me.
42:53You don't know who to be tired of the gate?
42:53I can't believe that.
42:54This is a good day.
42:54You're龍.
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