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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:14no no no no no no no no no no no
03:15lindy
03:16Everything is fine! Don't freak out!
03:29Lindy!
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse!
03:36Stop screaming at me!
03:48Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
04:01There you are!
04:03You're okay!
04:07I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you!
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud.
04:39Now?
04:40Softer.
04:41No.
04:42Better.
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again.
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh!
04:55Sorry, sorry.
04:56I'm so sorry.
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
05:00I heard that.
05:01God, I think we got it.
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?
05:07I heard that too.
05:08Loud and clear.
05:09Okay.
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11It was an accident.
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened.
05:16I...
05:16I...
05:16But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:25Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No, no, no.
05:29No, of course not.
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow.
05:35Wow.
05:36Wow?
05:38Wow?!
05:38No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not an experiment.
05:42I...
05:42I should hope so!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh my God!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't, what, eat more?!
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh...
05:56Do...
05:56Do you want me to answer that, or...?
05:59Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction,
06:05and, um, it's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables,
06:12and that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:16Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um...
06:33Uh...
06:33But first, uh...
06:34A surprise!
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance, um...
06:50I'm not.
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um...
06:56The thing is...
06:57Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can, and I will.
07:01Um, the thing is, that it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh, or two.
07:07Tops.
07:07But...
07:08You'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11Uh, I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?!
07:14Tiny?!
07:15No!
07:16You...
07:16You're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house-house.
07:25Um...
07:25The stove works.
07:27The refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:40Um...
07:41And, uh...
07:42This...
07:43Curling thing.
07:47And...
07:47Your hairbrush.
07:49Uh...
07:50Cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh, and I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker.
07:56Worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh!
07:58One crucial thing.
07:59Um, the toilet.
08:00Uh, it works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08Uh, I...
08:09I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?!
08:16Not a day or two?!
08:19Tom?!
08:21Less?!
08:21You motherfucker!
08:24Hey.
08:26Calm...
08:26Calm down.
08:29Come!
08:30Calm fucking down!
08:33Ah!
08:36Ah!
08:40Ah!
08:41Ah!
08:41No!
08:42Ah!
08:45Ah!
08:46Ah!
08:47Ah!
08:48Ah!
08:49Ah!
08:49Ah!
08:54I'm gonna need a minute!
08:58I don't wanna be little.
09:04He's been away.
09:17You can refilm the ladies' cup, too.
09:22She's on her way, Bob.
09:23She's gone back to her husband.
09:25No.
09:26They always do.
09:27Not this time. Nope, nope, nope.
09:28Cause we've got plans. Yep.
09:31We got concrete plans.
09:37How about a ten-day getaway to Vermont for two?
09:42Too uber-romantic.
09:51There are multiple reasons she could be late.
09:54No, I know Lindy's coming.
09:55Why, you may ask?
09:58Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time.
10:03Destined to be written.
10:05Immortalized for generations to come.
10:09Oh.
10:10Quiet, everybody, please.
10:12Quiet, please!
10:13Sorry.
10:15Oh.
10:16It's work.
10:17It's work.
10:19Hey, Martin.
10:22Well, I, you know, I was gonna head out of town, so...
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:27Of course, of course.
10:28I'll just, I'll head into the, into the lab.
10:33No.
10:33No, I've, I've not heard from Les.
10:36Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of him?
10:40Yeah, okay, bye.
10:41Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Barton, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy.
10:52Hmm.
10:54Peace offering?
11:00Take those off.
11:01I feel like a specimen.
11:04And come closer.
11:05I don't want to keep yelling.
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time.
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work.
11:17Well, I couldn't.
11:18It was top secret.
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA.
11:22It's bullshit.
11:23You didn't trust me.
11:25Which makes me so...
11:28sad.
11:29Makes me so sad.
11:32Fuck you.
11:35But...
11:36Yeah.
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either.
11:44What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:49They are so cute!
11:53Wait.
11:54And legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:58They're so cute.
12:01Oh, and functional.
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy.
12:06How cute.
12:08And accurate.
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox.
12:16Never put it together.
12:18You also said you didn't want to know.
12:23Well, you're not leaving me.
12:25Well, I have to go so I can fix you.
12:26No, no, no.
12:27No, Les.
12:28Take me with you.
12:29I'm portable.
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse.
12:32I feel very not safe.
12:34I feel very small and like something bad could happen.
12:38I won't let something happen.
12:39Something did.
12:41Something else beyond the accident.
12:43But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.
12:45Please, Les.
12:46I do not want to be alone.
12:47Please, I'm scared.
12:49Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?
12:54Oh, God.
12:55I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.
12:58Not me.
13:00I could show you.
13:01No, I, I don't.
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon.
13:09I promise.
13:11Trust me.
13:15Okay.
13:17This is crazy.
13:19Huh.
13:20Oh, my.
13:57Yeah.
13:58I mean, everything's really big.
14:01Huh.
14:02Really.
14:07Wow.
14:17I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:22You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:28Oh.
14:30Yeah, put that down.
14:33Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh.
14:42Oh, it's puffing up.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no.
14:46It's trying to eat me.
14:47No.
14:48This is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please?
14:51Put me down.
14:51No, no.
14:59No, no.
15:03I'm not that bad.
15:04I'm not that bad.
15:05No, no.
15:05No, no.
15:06It's fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:08Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:19Merry Christmas.
15:22Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:30Merry Christmas to me!
15:39Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get out!
15:46I don't want to eat.
15:48Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
15:52Oh, God.
15:55Oh.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:59Hey.
16:00It's gonna be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
16:20I'm gonna go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29Um, Scarface?
16:30I'll just...
16:31gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Uh...
17:05Pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:11Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Unless you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:10That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:12I am blonde.
18:14Les said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer?
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:32Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:38The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45That does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which you memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday without Carol turning her nose up at me as if
18:57I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me and the me in your book is a monster.
19:11It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster of a mother character.
19:24You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No, he stopped being married to you.
19:38He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:47If I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54With a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:56It's parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the west.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have sex?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52We'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, alright.
20:55You're set to high volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
21:02Okay.
21:03Okay, okay.
21:04Bye.
21:05Come on up.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:10Bye.
21:12Okay, go ahead.
21:34Oh, Jesus, Walsh, can I help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:40It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet.
21:44I can see the light.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56We're to the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:04Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:14I'm not really like her, though, right?
22:17My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:24Seriously, man.
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously.
22:26Seriously.
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:31No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:36It's going to be okay.
22:38It's only a few days.
22:43Only a few days.
22:51It's only a few days.
22:52It's only a few days.
22:54It's only a few days.
22:56It's only a few days.
23:00It's only a few days.
23:08It's only a few days.
23:09It's only a few days.
23:10It's only a few days.
23:12It's only a few days.
23:12It's only a few days.
23:12It's only a few days.
23:12It's only a few days.
23:12It's only a few days.
23:13It's only a few days.
23:16It's only a few days.
23:17It's only a few days.
23:21It's only a few days.
23:22yeah what what what it can't be right
23:32okay i'm coming in but now uh now-ish
24:01Magoo
24:05stay stay
24:11no no no no no
24:17Magoo
24:18come here
24:22ow fuck you fuzzy fucker
24:39stop stop it you're fine
24:42feel bad enough already
24:48i mean she's safe right
25:00hey
25:02hey
25:06yes richard what is it
25:08oh you seem
25:10upset no richard i'm fine i'm fine
25:13you know i sometimes come to my car to cry too when i need a release so i get where
25:19you're at
25:20okay right is that all
25:22now you've got me worried
25:23is everything all right at home you know with uh your wife lindy lindy's her name right
25:27everything okay good good
25:29yeah she's just uh keeping busy over the holidays
25:34yes richard she's at home writing she's keeping busy
25:38writing
25:38that's wonderful that's wonderful richard get your butt inside i'm sorry you used profanity i'm upset
25:49i'll see you later
26:14i'll see you later
26:17he left
26:17he left me
26:19right
26:19right
26:23why i have to trust him
26:26i cannot spiral
26:28huh
26:30oh
26:31yeah
26:33why not
26:35okay that's
26:37that's good space colon
26:39colon
26:41colonel
26:44colonel
26:44space colonel
26:46next stop uranus
26:48i could
26:50fuck i'm already spiraling
26:52you
26:53made me believe you were so close
26:55so i believed you
26:56yes and you should believe me that's our deal
26:58there is mathematical truth in stating i am so close
27:01so what does so close
27:04mean to you in this context today
27:07my god i can't put an actual number on it i don't know
27:11what
27:12oh
27:13what have you done
27:15what have i done
27:16martin i didn't want to say you have one job
27:19contract is for 30 days
27:22that's insane
27:23well you said that you were close
27:2530 days
27:27well
27:28it will work i mean
27:30the math says it will and math is never wrong so
27:33now you have 30 days
27:35no no no we have 30 days
27:37oh now it's we
27:37what does it say exactly what does the small print say exactly
27:41it says that we have 30 days
27:43to prove that the restoration formula works
27:46uh-huh
27:47or the patent on our tech
27:49on my tech thank you
27:50reverts to hilton
27:52uh-huh
27:52and hilton sues you
27:54sues us
27:55for fraud
27:57and you go to jail
27:58to jail
27:59well can he do that
28:01he can
28:02and after 30 days it goes
28:04yes
28:05the tech the lab the bob's
28:06gone
28:09but
28:09but
28:10okay so how do i make
28:12uh-huh
28:14how do i
28:16how do i make things big again
28:18because i i have to make things big again
28:20well after 30 days
28:22you can't
28:25this is
28:26actually silly
28:27i mean can he actually do this
28:30yes
28:31he can
28:31it says it
28:32right here
28:34oh
28:34les
28:38how bad is this
28:42okay
28:47i'm not even gonna ask about the cat
28:54cat
29:06hi
29:08i i i i got you something for christmas
29:10oh
29:11i i i didn't get you anything
29:14oh
29:15it's okay
29:16like what shakespeare used to write with
29:22you know i like shakespeare
29:24well everybody knows you like shakespeare
29:26bar's card
29:27well you talk about it a lot
29:30um
29:32you seem a little bit down
29:34no i'm um
29:35just tired
29:36i was waiting up last night
29:40for someone
29:41someone special
29:43you know and it's just
29:45you know
29:46oh merry merry christmas richard
29:49yeah thank you janet this is a very thoughtful gift
29:52so
29:52thy returneth
30:00to thine grind
30:10okay
30:10buddy
30:13any room over here
30:23oh
30:26right okay
30:29looks good
30:42okay
30:44oh my god
30:46oh my god
30:49oh there we go
30:51guide
30:58oh
30:59a classic
31:00gamma
31:05volume
31:09we're never turning this off
31:11okay
31:13so
31:17we've got popcorn
31:20but no candy
31:25oh
31:25less
31:26that's just for me
31:37richard
31:37richard
31:38i need everyone at the top of their game today
31:39it's a big day
31:40it could be the day
31:41needs to be the day
31:43or two
31:44at the most
31:50here are my thoughts
31:54adjust the last line
31:56on the maxwell stress tensor
31:57to b sub j
31:58minus one half times
32:00the quantity epsilon naught
32:02times e squared plus b squared
32:04over mu naught
32:07thoughts complete
32:07bobs
32:09implement his thoughts
32:16b sub j
32:18minus one half
32:19times the quantity
32:20of epsilon naught
32:21times e squared
32:22plus b squared
32:24over mu naught
32:25complete
32:27Carl
32:28implement his thoughts
32:55complete
33:12let's make history
33:42let's make history
34:02a great attempt in the name of science
34:05richard
34:05bob the explainer
34:08nominal success
34:10subject expanded
34:11to regular size
34:11for 2.1 seconds
34:13same as previous attempt
34:15result
34:16molecular disequilibrium
34:18oh
34:19eraser bob
34:19see medic
34:20bring in fred
34:21clean up an aisle
34:22everywhere
34:24richard
34:24waiting on analysis
34:26to proceed
34:27we'll adjust
34:28based on your thoughts
34:29we'll go again
34:31no you won't
34:32if this is your definition
34:34of close
34:35we have a big problem
34:36you working in a bubble
34:38with your staff
34:39and your secrets
34:40ends today
34:41moving forward
34:42everything that happens
34:43in this lab
34:44will be authorized
34:45by me
34:46no
34:47no no no
34:48no
34:48um
34:50this is not how we work here
34:52we are making history
34:54okay
34:54that corn
34:56was regular size
34:57it's incredible
34:58as a scientist
34:59how can you not see that
35:01reports
35:01equipment results
35:02any spending whatsoever
35:04everything you use
35:06must be logged up to
35:07and including packets
35:08of instant oatmeal
35:09in the break room
35:10can i explain
35:11my fiber deficiencies
35:12okay everybody
35:13everybody
35:13this is virginia
35:15vivian
35:15vivian
35:16i don't know her last name
35:17but she's new here
35:18and she doesn't know
35:19how things work
35:20and bob
35:20you don't need to worry
35:21about your oatmeal
35:21okay
35:22can we just
35:23talk about this
35:25martin you know
35:26exactly how much money
35:27this science circus
35:28is hemorrhaging
35:30i don't care about the money
35:31of course you don't
35:32you spent seven years
35:33and several hundred
35:34thousand dollars
35:36designing your logo
35:37i had to open the books
35:39well it had to be perfect
35:40what
35:41irresponsible
35:42and deeply sad
35:43dr littlejohn
35:45it's no longer your money
35:46it's hilton smith's money
35:47this is his lab now
35:49and i run hilton's lab
35:50ergo
35:51i run this lab
35:52this is unacceptable
35:54and it's ridiculous
35:55and do
35:56do something
35:58okay
35:59no we
36:00no we
36:00just me
36:01i want to talk to hilton
36:03right now
36:03well
36:04good luck reaching him
36:06he's spending the holidays
36:07piloting an experimental
36:09submersible off the coast
36:10of guam
36:10guam
36:13guam
36:13what
36:14shut it down
36:15we'll try again tomorrow
36:17together
36:19these ladders are an osha violation
36:21you're an osha violation
36:25dear hairy jesus
36:27and i hope hilton gets crushed
36:29into ketchup
36:29by 400 atmospheres of pressure
36:3229 days
36:33not helpful
36:34not
36:35the point
36:44what have i done
36:45what have i done
36:47what have i done
36:59midnight
37:00midnight
37:01and a rendezvous
37:05your eyes
37:08held a message
37:09tender
37:11saying i surrender
37:16Oh, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone.
37:21Oh, oh.
37:25Come, come, come, come, come.
37:27What?
37:40No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:45No!
37:50No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Do you know what?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I've got to get out of here!
38:43Oh!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:47Ah!
38:51Jesus.
38:53God damn it, let...
39:02God damn it!
39:05God damn it!
39:14God damn it!
39:43Oh, my God.
39:52Oh, my God.
40:21Oh, my God.
40:28Oh, my God.
40:39Oh, thank you!
41:09The things we do for love
41:14Communication is the problem to the answer
41:17You've got a number and your hand is on the phone
41:21The weather's turned and all the lights are down
41:25The things we do for love
41:27The things we do for love
41:29Like walking in the rain and the snow
41:33When there's nowhere to go
41:35When you're feeling like a part of you is dying
41:39And you're looking for the answer in her eyes
41:44You think you're gonna break up
41:46Then she says she wants to make up
41:50Oh, yeah, I'm a woman
41:54I'm a woman
42:04Oh, yeah, I'm a woman
42:24You
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