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00:05:53No, no, no, no, no.
00:06:07I'm not living in a home with an instrument of death.
00:06:11No offense.
00:06:13You rent?
00:06:18You may not be taking this seriously enough.
00:06:20I think you're being a little bit irrational to tell you the truth.
00:06:23Oh, wake up, Gary.
00:06:24We work with several ultra-rich clients.
00:06:27I mean, people on the radar of cabals and cartels and conglomerates.
00:06:32I mean, you don't think that one of their rivals
00:06:34might plant a listening device in their therapist's office.
00:06:38I don't...
00:06:38I mean, the CIA does it all the time.
00:06:41The CIA?
00:06:42Yes, the CIA.
00:06:43Okay.
00:06:44There is a batch of Klonopin upstairs.
00:06:46It's going to help.
00:06:47I don't want a Klonopin, Gary.
00:06:49I want a fucking gun.
00:06:50I never get anything I want.
00:06:52We still have all the old furniture from your first marriage.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:56Fine, fine.
00:06:57Well, now, I want a gun.
00:07:17I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:07:22Winningidea.com.
00:07:23That's winning with a Y, by the way.
00:07:24Like whining, but more horrible.
00:07:27Mm-hmm.
00:07:28I don't know that site.
00:07:30People pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to CEO types like me.
00:07:3615 minutes.
00:07:38But what halfway decent CEO has 15 minutes to burn?
00:07:41So basically, it's a parade of shit CEOs or bored retired types like me.
00:07:46It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:07:52That's how bad it triggered me.
00:07:54Never again!
00:07:55It's okay, Carl.
00:07:57We all feel that way sometimes.
00:08:00Horrible people who have no boundaries, no manners, no integrity.
00:08:05We want to lash out.
00:08:08Sometimes we even fantasize about hurting them.
00:08:10Yes.
00:08:11Yes.
00:08:11Amen, sister.
00:08:12Let's hurt them.
00:08:14Yeah, but what are some strategies that we could use?
00:08:21What about our mnemonics?
00:08:23Stop.
00:08:24S-T-O-P.
00:08:25Stop.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26That thing.
00:08:26Yeah, that's right.
00:08:27S-stop.
00:08:28T.
00:08:29Take a step back.
00:08:30O.
00:08:30Yeah, can I, forgive me.
00:08:31Can I just, the S of stop is stop.
00:08:36The acronym is stop, but the S of stop stands for stop?
00:08:41Yeah, yeah.
00:08:41That's, um...
00:08:42Uh, that's, no, that's right.
00:08:44Um, S-stop.
00:08:45T.
00:08:45Take a step back.
00:08:46O.
00:08:47Observe.
00:08:48P.
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49Proceed.
00:08:49Uh-huh.
00:08:50Mindfully.
00:08:50It's just a, a little thing to remember for when that...
00:08:54The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:08:56I mean, couldn't you people pretend to, to dress it up a little bit?
00:09:00I mean, slow down, suspend, something.
00:09:04I can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed on that.
00:09:09Probably high-fived each other over it, you know?
00:09:11I mean, on the face of it, if, if I, if I could stop, I wouldn't need the mnemonic.
00:09:16If I could stop, I wouldn't need anger management.
00:09:18I'm here because I can't stop, right?
00:09:20You did.
00:09:21The stop is only the first step.
00:09:23Yeah, of stop.
00:09:24Of stop.
00:09:25Right, stop.
00:09:27Now, T.
00:09:28Okay.
00:09:29Take a step back.
00:09:30Yeah, are you, are you testing me?
00:09:31Because I, I think I, I may fail.
00:09:33Because I may start, S is for start, T, uh, throwing things.
00:09:39Carl.
00:09:39A is for at, uh, R is for, uh...
00:09:43Don't say it.
00:09:44I'm gonna say it.
00:09:45Don't say it.
00:09:45I'm gonna say it.
00:09:46Retarded.
00:09:47Okay.
00:09:47And the last T is for therapist.
00:09:49I am going to start throwing things at retarded therapist.
00:09:53Huh?
00:09:54I said it.
00:09:55Okay.
00:09:56Oh, for Christ's sake, Carl, just, just breathe.
00:09:59You breathe.
00:10:02But I've seen S.A.T. scores go up.
00:10:05Fifteen, twenty percent with the right fungal regime, but there's always side effects with
00:10:09fungus.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:11So, retest with the hitting and getting the right.
00:10:14Sure.
00:10:15But let's say she hits 1,300.
00:10:17Then we're well within range for Duke, Carnegie Mellon.
00:10:20No, I'm going to Stanford.
00:10:21That's me.
00:10:22Sorry.
00:10:24Jameson, low-key favor.
00:10:26Can you try these glasses on?
00:10:29Wow.
00:10:30Right, yes.
00:10:32It's, like, worth a hundred IQ points.
00:10:34Right.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:35For the interview.
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:37And what if we went a bit radical with her hair?
00:10:39Maybe multicolor?
00:10:41Uh...
00:10:41Manifests?
00:10:43Mm-hmm.
00:10:44Individuality?
00:10:45Mm-hmm.
00:10:46No, I think she'd look like a blue-eyed piñata.
00:10:51No.
00:10:53I want the first swing.
00:10:55No, sweetie, I'm kidding.
00:10:57Let's talk accommodations.
00:10:59Dr. Gary?
00:11:00Mm.
00:11:00Yes.
00:11:01A little preview, perhaps?
00:11:02Yeah.
00:11:03Yeah?
00:11:03Um, sorry.
00:11:05So, uh, as I said, the full report promised, but...
00:11:09Okay, so boiling it down to some salient headlines.
00:11:13Mm-hmm.
00:11:13Um, the nonverbal abstract processing average, um, but Jameson does, uh, meet the qualifying
00:11:20diagnostic criteria for ADHD, but only just...
00:11:25So, double time.
00:11:26Does she get double?
00:11:28If you'd like to...
00:11:29A significant number of applicants will have 200%.
00:11:32Right.
00:11:32Okay, I don't need it.
00:11:33I'm not sped.
00:11:34Duncan?
00:11:34Go.
00:11:36Remy?
00:11:36You remember Remy, our admissions consultant?
00:11:38Remy, will you tell him what you're thinking?
00:11:40Read the, um, endowments.
00:11:41Oh, three or four million to the endowment fund.
00:11:44Uh, any more starts to look like a...
00:11:46Yeah.
00:11:47Unless we're talking a new library.
00:11:49Isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless?
00:11:52This is all such bullshit.
00:11:53Jamie.
00:11:54Whoa.
00:11:54She's upset about being neurodivergent.
00:11:57I'm not.
00:11:57Well, I mean, you're really just on the margin.
00:12:00I'm not.
00:12:01You want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else?
00:12:03Let's retest.
00:12:04Ginger.
00:12:05Sure.
00:12:06Take the neural thingy, okay?
00:12:07Just do that.
00:12:08I'll take you.
00:12:09We'll get cheeseburgers.
00:12:10No, no cheeseburgers.
00:12:11And, like, there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum.
00:12:13I mean, I always assume you are with me on it.
00:12:16And, hey, who among the silicon sabants are in a little diversion in the neural, right?
00:12:21Right.
00:12:21I mean, that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and stuff.
00:12:25We're on the outside looking in.
00:12:27Right, Dr. Gary?
00:12:28That's right.
00:12:30That's a really interesting perspective on that.
00:12:35Joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum.
00:12:38Well, why was she?
00:12:39No.
00:12:42What?
00:12:42No, why would she?
00:12:43That's, uh, I'm sorry.
00:12:44I misspoke.
00:12:45Uh, that's called the cognitive overload, folks.
00:12:48Joanne is my wife.
00:12:49Joanne was texting.
00:12:50And I was talking to her, and I just, oh, and...
00:12:53Oh, look, there she is again, right?
00:12:54Yeah.
00:12:55What a relief, because I thought she got hit by a truck.
00:12:59Uh, no.
00:13:03Glad to see your phone's working.
00:13:06Uh, I'm curious if, uh, Gary is aware of your unusual investment strategy.
00:13:09Should I ask him?
00:13:17No, you don't, lady.
00:13:19You can't cancel on me.
00:13:20You do not get to do that.
00:13:22Hello?
00:13:23Come get me.
00:13:24Hey.
00:13:25Can I...
00:13:26Listen, uh, just to apologize.
00:13:29It was highly unprofessional of me to identify you as a patient in front of others.
00:13:34It was...
00:13:35A violation?
00:13:35Transgression?
00:13:37Crime?
00:13:37No, not a crime, actually.
00:13:40But she never mentioned your diagnosis to me.
00:13:42Ever.
00:13:43I've never been diagnosed.
00:13:46It's...
00:13:47I'm sorry.
00:13:48We were having quite an anxious morning.
00:13:50That's joining...
00:13:51Actually, uh...
00:13:52I keep meaning to get tested.
00:13:55But...
00:13:57Um...
00:13:59Well, I mean, if you're interested, that's something I could do for you, sure.
00:14:04I mean, on the house.
00:14:05Don't worry about that.
00:14:06Oh, great.
00:14:06What are you doing now?
00:14:07It's Labor Day, Gary.
00:14:08You want to labor?
00:14:10Uh...
00:14:11Sure.
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13Today?
00:14:13Sure.
00:14:14Yeah, great.
00:14:15You need the internet.
00:14:16No, no.
00:14:17Great.
00:14:17Old school.
00:14:18Good.
00:14:18Not here.
00:14:19Not here.
00:14:20I know a great place.
00:14:21No one will bother us, even if they wanted to.
00:14:24Okay?
00:14:24Yeah?
00:14:29Okay.
00:14:30So, microphones.
00:14:32Same as Ed Ducks.
00:14:34You can't do it when it's warm.
00:14:36For a bright, yeah.
00:14:38Look behind your couch cushions and chairs.
00:14:41And look at the most things.
00:14:43Look at all the things.
00:14:43Even your closet can be a tiny place.
00:14:46For cameras as tiny as a grain of salt.
00:14:51And people.
00:14:52Your art.
00:14:53Those paintings.
00:14:55And that pattern hiding was really freaking right.
00:14:58And remember.
00:15:00It's only the paranoia in the eyes of Sunnis Ari's.
00:15:04And it's a beautiful one.
00:15:14Just Pei Chan Ho.
00:15:16Gina Ad San Ho.
00:15:19Just Pei Chan Ho.
00:15:21Gina Ad San Ho.
00:15:45No, no, no.
00:15:46You're one of those guys who really likes to drive.
00:15:48I wasn't driving.
00:15:49It's a self-driving car.
00:15:51I mean, who knows how to drive?
00:15:53Better than a car, right?
00:15:54Right, yeah, yeah.
00:15:56You're not a risk guy, Gary?
00:15:57Huh?
00:15:58Huh?
00:15:59Sure.
00:15:59Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
00:16:01Do you like to get freaky with the Dow?
00:16:03Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department mostly.
00:16:08Is it?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09Oh.
00:16:09Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Not so much.
00:16:15It's like I do more thermostats, oil changes.
00:16:19Yeah.
00:16:19Good.
00:16:20That structure.
00:16:20You want to go?
00:16:21Right.
00:16:23Home, sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb.
00:16:30That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
00:16:34Blocks all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:44Yeah, sure.
00:16:45Great.
00:16:45Could use a break.
00:16:46Good.
00:16:47Great.
00:16:48Yep.
00:16:49The Internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe, and I guess if you fall down and break your leg, you're
00:16:59shit out of luck.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:00I suppose.
00:17:02Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:15I confuse texture with temperature.
00:17:19Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:27Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:30Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit.
00:17:33You know, like a melon rind.
00:17:34So, rarely.
00:17:36I fear flowers with thorns.
00:17:39Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:44Never.
00:17:45I don't know.
00:17:46Wait, should I?
00:17:48Rarely.
00:17:49You, rarely.
00:17:51I feel judged by my clothes.
00:17:53Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:18:01Sometimes.
00:18:02Sometimes.
00:18:10I'm sorry, does that count for more?
00:18:15I have difficulty waiting my turn.
00:18:18Always, sometimes, rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:31Orson, Orson, I need you.
00:18:33Right now.
00:18:35I...
00:18:37Did you lock the door?
00:18:41Okay.
00:18:41I have all my passwords saved here somewhere.
00:18:48Um, on a thumb drive.
00:18:50And I, I, I need to change all of them.
00:18:53Okay.
00:18:53Um, uh, hey, what, what, what, what if you just, uh, give me the computer password.
00:18:58Then I can change them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
00:19:15Uh, did you do the capital O?
00:19:17I did the capital O.
00:19:22That's not the right date.
00:19:24Well, it's my birthday.
00:19:25No, it's not.
00:19:27It, it totally is.
00:19:29It's the 11th.
00:19:31No, it's, it's the 10th.
00:19:36This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
00:19:43I...
00:19:44I, I, I, I, I...
00:19:50I...
00:19:51I, I...
00:19:52It's, it's, it's Halumi's birthday.
00:19:56Halumi?
00:19:56Yeah, our, she was your dad's.
00:19:59Actually.
00:20:00Um, uh, Halumi.
00:20:01Wiener Dog.
00:20:02Uh, we scattered our ashes at the beach.
00:20:05That trip
00:20:06That we took to Knott's Berry Farm
00:20:08You remember
00:20:10Yes you do, you loved it
00:20:12There was that mine ride
00:20:15With the animatronic Chinese laborers
00:20:17And you wore that little cowboy hat
00:20:19I got you
00:20:21Well I didn't go there for me
00:20:22Orson, Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm
00:20:29Um
00:20:31Why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead
00:20:33Yeah
00:20:34Good idea
00:20:40Um, like this
00:20:41Um, right over here
00:20:45This
00:20:45Yeah, thank you
00:20:57Can you hear that?
00:20:59Listen
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves
00:21:05Yeah, it's
00:21:07It's a beautiful house
00:21:09Duncan
00:21:10It was Hamish's
00:21:13My business partner
00:21:15College roommate
00:21:18He loved it here
00:21:19We co-founded Fafa
00:21:21You remember Fafa?
00:21:23Yeah, uh, yeah
00:21:23A buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa
00:21:26And I bought a Subaru on Fafa
00:21:30It was actually my second Subaru
00:21:31Got that on Fafa
00:21:32Nice
00:21:33Nice
00:21:34Nice
00:21:34Okay, so I really gotta get back
00:21:36So can you run me to the
00:21:38Yes, yes
00:21:38You remember Hamish
00:21:39Hamish was a genius
00:21:42Inept
00:21:42But, you know, he couldn't
00:21:44Okay
00:21:45He couldn't look people in the eye
00:21:47He couldn't
00:21:48He couldn't talk to people
00:21:49I talked
00:21:51For him
00:21:57Dude had a horrible stutter
00:22:01Yeah, I would steal his, uh
00:22:04His shoes
00:22:05His medication
00:22:06You know, that kind of thing
00:22:07And, uh, he'd go
00:22:09Fafa, fuck you, Duncan
00:22:11And that's how he came up with the name Fafa
00:22:14How?
00:22:16He hanged himself
00:22:18Oh
00:22:19Right above where you're standing, actually
00:22:21Oh, fuck
00:22:22You still make out where he, uh, carved his goodbye
00:22:26Sorry
00:22:31Should have been your welcome, right?
00:22:34You're welcome
00:22:34He gave me
00:22:35This house
00:22:36Gave me everything
00:22:37And a chance to do it
00:22:38On my own
00:22:42Yeah
00:22:45That's how
00:22:46I bought Hypernosis
00:22:54Wish that a Joanne back then
00:22:57Let's go
00:22:58Okay
00:22:58Okay
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more
00:23:04And I'm not talking about you
00:23:06I'm
00:23:06I'm sure you
00:23:07Keep her very satisfied
00:23:10And I'm
00:23:11I'm
00:23:12I mean financially
00:23:14We're doing all right, Duncan
00:23:15I appreciate your concern
00:23:17You can call yourself a car
00:23:18Right?
00:23:19I'm gonna hang back and meditate
00:23:21If you just go up the hill
00:23:22You'll eventually
00:23:23Get service
00:23:24Okay
00:23:25Wait, up
00:23:26Up to this
00:23:35Okay
00:23:40What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh, well
00:23:43Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it?
00:23:45It was about me
00:23:46No, uh, no
00:23:47It's not
00:23:47It's, um
00:23:48Okay
00:23:48She, uh, she wants, uh
00:23:50She wants a gun
00:23:51A gun
00:23:57A gun
00:23:58A gun
00:23:59Yes
00:24:06A gun
00:24:12Good morning
00:24:13Good morning
00:24:14Good morning
00:24:15Good morning
00:24:15Good morning, girl
00:24:27Good morning, Dr. Webb
00:24:29Uh, wondering
00:24:31What's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey
00:24:35Last year she was one of the ones who put herself in a Cal Trains bath
00:24:40Take it down, Bill, or else they will all want one
00:24:50I don't know what they're gonna say
00:24:53Clepto
00:24:54Hyrule
00:24:56Psycho
00:24:59I'll probably make a lot of it just so I'll fight on a live myself
00:25:03I'm just having too much fun, you know?
00:25:11Hmm?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up
00:25:21It's embarrassing
00:25:52Are you nervous?
00:25:54Don't be
00:25:54You're gonna be great
00:25:55Not great
00:25:56You don't have to be great
00:25:57Just keep expectations
00:25:59Reasonable
00:26:00Here, I say this to my clients
00:26:02You know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03He, um
00:26:03He tried to fly
00:26:04Uh, too close to the sun
00:26:06But his wings melted
00:26:07And so he fell down to earth
00:26:09And died
00:26:10But if Icarus flew too low
00:26:11He'd drown
00:26:13The middle
00:26:15That
00:26:15Is where you want to be
00:26:16Yep
00:26:18Not drowning
00:26:19Not getting burned by the sun
00:26:20But hey
00:26:22You're flying
00:26:22That's cool
00:26:23Okay, thanks mom
00:26:27Love you so much
00:26:28If you have no idea
00:26:42Hey, how's it going?
00:26:48Thank you so much
00:26:48Hi
00:26:49Uh, name and grade
00:26:52Orson Stern
00:26:53Ninth grade
00:26:59I'm new
00:27:00So
00:27:03Uh, Dr. Webb
00:27:05Uh, this young man
00:27:07Is in the system
00:27:08But
00:27:08But
00:27:10Hon, it looks like
00:27:12Your transcript
00:27:13From your last school
00:27:14Never arrived
00:27:16We can't onboard you
00:27:18Until we get it
00:27:19My dad was supposed to do that
00:27:21Oh
00:27:21Well
00:27:21Can you give him a call?
00:27:25Here
00:27:47Um, he didn't
00:27:49He didn't answer
00:27:50Why don't you go wait
00:27:52In the dining hall
00:27:52Someone will come by you
00:27:54Hi
00:27:56I'm okay
00:28:20I'm okay
00:28:37Uh, have a good day
00:28:39Yeah
00:28:40Bye, bye, bye
00:28:41Um, hey
00:28:43Uh, we should talk
00:28:45There's nothing to talk about
00:28:46Nothing to talk
00:28:47That's
00:28:47That's emotional distortion
00:28:49And if deliberate
00:28:50Um, quite cruel
00:28:53Duncan, I am not doing this
00:28:55Here
00:28:56It's fine
00:28:56That's fine
00:28:57Follow me
00:28:57Uh, we'll talk
00:28:58No
00:28:59Fine
00:29:00Um, when you were
00:29:02Insider trading off your patients
00:29:04I'm, I'm sorry
00:29:05I'm sorry, your clients
00:29:06When you were insider trading
00:29:07Off your clients
00:29:08Most private and confidential
00:29:10Confidences
00:29:10Given to you
00:29:11In strict confidence
00:29:13According to the rules
00:29:14Of Therapy International
00:29:16I'm just curious
00:29:22Oh, my God
00:29:24Oh, my God
00:29:26we're
00:29:27We're
00:29:29We're
00:29:45We're
00:29:55Gracias.
00:30:22Gracias.
00:30:56Gracias.
00:30:57Can I help you?
00:30:58Yes, hello.
00:30:58Hi.
00:30:59I've been hacked, I think.
00:31:01Several purchases of stocks I do not recognize.
00:31:04Oh, dear.
00:31:05Have a seat.
00:31:07Thank you.
00:31:08The sticky part is, uh, I'm a psychologist.
00:31:11Um, the sticky part is, uh, I'm a psychologist.
00:31:12Um, but patients with clients come for therapy to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home.
00:31:18The dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is.
00:31:20Um, but one of them must have got my phone and, and, uh, found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay.
00:31:26Let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:29Thank you.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:31Uh, well, I need to emphasize that the, the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry.
00:31:39I mean, if it was one of my patients, I, I couldn't testify, um, to it.
00:31:45Hmm.
00:31:47Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department.
00:31:50They know how to tangle with law enforcement and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:54Um, thank you.
00:31:56Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have done this.
00:31:59So, and, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies.
00:32:04I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:07They could come after me.
00:32:10Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades?
00:32:21Like, give it back?
00:32:22Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses.
00:32:34Only profits.
00:32:36It's, it's an ethical concern.
00:32:39Uh, I, I can't be making money off my, my patients.
00:32:44Hmm.
00:32:45Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity, like, for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it.
00:33:03To protect my patient.
00:33:04Make a bad bet.
00:33:06Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up?
00:33:08Sure.
00:33:09I can't advise you to do that.
00:33:11We have duties.
00:33:12Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah.
00:33:14I get it.
00:33:15I know what to do now.
00:33:16Great.
00:33:17Thank you, Pat.
00:33:19Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clearer image, Harper?
00:33:28This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31I, I, I...
00:33:31Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did, did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky.
00:33:37I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:40Like, her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:47Wow.
00:33:49There's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new digs, by the way.
00:33:53I bet this could be the hub for this project.
00:33:55What are we gonna call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet?
00:33:57Eye in the Sky?
00:33:59Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, no did.
00:34:09No did.
00:34:10Like...
00:34:10Hypnosis?
00:34:11Hypnosis, like...
00:34:11G-O-N.
00:34:13No, no G.
00:34:13She's on the 280 and she's getting off.
00:34:15Where is she?
00:34:17Wait.
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Um...
00:34:21Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um...
00:34:23I've already given you a 360 degree profile of this woman,
00:34:26and this is not protecting and it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight up stalking.
00:34:31We're not...
00:34:33We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The Eye of Node.
00:35:09Eye of Node.
00:35:09Can we be quiet in this space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sorry.
00:35:41The secret to success.
00:35:44Take something people already do for free and charge them for it.
00:35:47Now, you've got a business.
00:35:49I'm the founder of Brainly.
00:35:51What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ.
00:35:57Come on.
00:35:58Come on.
00:35:59Work is life.
00:36:01That's why I launched Deathmo.
00:36:02A reimagined work week for your business where days are numbers, not names.
00:36:07No more Mondays.
00:36:08No more Sundays.
00:36:09Just pure flow.
00:36:10What's your winning idea?
00:36:12Morons.
00:36:13What's your winning idea?
00:36:25What's your winning idea?
00:36:27What's your winning idea?
00:36:35You've got a suit.
00:36:37Oh.
00:36:38I love you.
00:36:40More than that in your running head.
00:36:41I love you too.
00:36:43There's a battle crew.
00:36:43Let's go.
00:37:12¡Gracias!
00:37:16¡Gracias!
00:37:50¡Gracias!
00:38:22¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:38:47¡Suscríbete al canal!
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00:42:26Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:28¿Duncan?
00:42:36Uh oh...
00:42:45Hi...
00:42:46Ready for some jokes?
00:42:54Gracias.
00:43:17Gracias.
00:43:32Gracias.
00:43:33I'm happy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:44:12Gracias.
00:44:45Gracias.
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:23Hey.
00:45:25Calm down.
00:45:26Get out!
00:45:26Calm down.
00:45:27Calm down.
00:45:27Get out!
00:45:28I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30Gary!
00:45:31Gary!
00:45:31He's not here, okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:35He took the car.
00:45:36Just...
00:45:37Joanne.
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44Okay, Duncan, you have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay, I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no, and I'm gonna call Nena Marks, you know, the journalist?
00:45:58She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is, Nena, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me.
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing, it was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always work pantyhouse.
00:46:38Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:40And much more importantly, that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life, I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that Ethan told me.
00:46:58He promised that he would look after him while I finished my degree and got myself into lifelong student loan
00:47:04debt at 8%.
00:47:05So, and now I have a 15-year-old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got
00:47:12him after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So, you think you know everything.
00:47:18Because you have information, but information is not insight.
00:47:24And of that, Duncan, you have none.
00:47:29Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:35Please.
00:47:37Don't.
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40I mean, is this what you want?
00:47:42No.
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:53Thank you.
00:47:54I'm so sorry.
00:47:55But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you since Mike Abedelli finger banged you at the turtle back zoo.
00:48:10I...
00:48:10Mike?
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing, it's still on note docs.
00:48:15It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19Dude, how many companies, how many billions of dollars have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That, God, come on.
00:48:25That's gotta burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And, of course, someone who's gonna...
00:48:44Get me.
00:48:46What?
00:48:55Carl Bardolph.
00:48:59Carl Bardolph.
00:49:00As in Bardolph's law?
00:49:02Bardolph?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That...
00:49:04Carl Bardolph?
00:49:09Oh, wow.
00:49:10Nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know, what's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His...
00:49:16His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:23Does he...
00:49:24Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:57Here we go.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:06Wow.
00:50:07Uh, everything okay?
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:18Um...
00:50:19I have to...
00:50:22tell you something.
00:50:26So...
00:50:27Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:29Yes.
00:50:31Um...
00:50:32That's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I...
00:50:37It was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I'm...
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:43And, um...
00:50:45Then, I...
00:50:47gave him a free neuropsych eval.
00:50:52You...
00:50:54You...
00:50:54You...
00:50:54Did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:57That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable...
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No!
00:51:06No, Gary!
00:51:07You have to listen to me!
00:51:08Okay, okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me...
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:11May I please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please.
00:51:22Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder.
00:51:24Oh, teach me.
00:51:26And mentor me.
00:51:27All right, sarcasm aside.
00:51:28I knew a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck.
00:51:32And he lost the use of his legs and still went back to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him, how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was...
00:51:45Suffering is suffering.
00:51:51Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was...
00:52:00No.
00:52:00No, you're wrong.
00:52:02Because Phil was...
00:52:04No, you're mistaken about that.
00:52:05But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody, anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being.
00:52:15Rich.
00:52:16Poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I...
00:52:42I didn't mean to...
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:45And I wish I could give you a better...
00:52:52Anyway.
00:52:53Here.
00:52:59Thank you.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:06Silly.
00:53:06Oh, ma'am.
00:53:14Yeah?
00:53:17I...
00:53:18I...
00:53:21Oh, my God.
00:53:22It's...
00:53:25It's perfect.
00:53:30Mmm.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:42Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:45She stole my cube, Jib Jib.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50This is Thelma.
00:53:52This is Thelma's born.
00:53:52No.
00:53:53What about the hot ones when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma?
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:01Really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake.
00:54:06And I won't...
00:54:07I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:15I can get into Stanford for real.
00:54:17Without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time, and you and Mom will have to get money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers, they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:55:00They don't have to go.
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:03I can't wait.
00:55:04You're good.
00:55:05I can't wait.
00:55:09I can't wait.
00:55:12I'm hungry.
00:55:15I can't wait.
00:55:15This is what?
00:55:16You're good.
00:55:17I'm hungry.
00:55:18I'm hungry.
00:55:18You're hungry.
00:55:18Oh, my God.
00:55:26¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:56:15¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:56:22Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes.
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:32What's up?
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again.
00:56:48Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes.
00:56:52He's upset at something.
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet.
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism where he's older and he sees the younger people screwing
00:57:06things up.
00:57:06And she gives him a mnemonic, stop.
00:57:10S, stop, T, take a step back, O, observe, P, proceed mindfully.
00:57:17It's just a little thing to remember for when that ends.
00:57:20The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers, and she would joke about that.
00:57:27I may start S is for start, T, a throwing thing.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:32I think it's hysterical from the point of view of Bardolph getting so pissed off on the lack of thought
00:57:39that went into making stop the first step of stop, based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm going to say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm going to say it.
00:57:48Retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T is for therapists.
00:57:51I am going to start throwing things at retarded therapists.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:06Also in episode two, you have a real ratcheting up of the Joanne Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like they were going to be partners, and now she's not returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all, it's probably my favorite scene in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors are duking it out in a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say, like, working with Sarah has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know, it's important, like, to show up every day to work and be inspired by the people around you
00:58:41to push harder and, you know, be better.
00:58:44It was just one of the little insider trading.
00:58:49But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:58:56It is the moment when their character's wants and needs come to a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in.
00:59:05All I need is just one of your clients.
00:59:09Carl Bardolph.
00:59:11Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph is violently angry and does not want people talking to him and worshipping at his
00:59:18feet.
00:59:19She does not mention that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out in the next episode of The Audacity.
00:59:24Ha ha ha.
00:59:26Ha ha ha.
00:59:29Ha ha ha.
00:59:31Ha ha ha.
01:00:04Gracias por ver el video.
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