00:13¡Gracias!
00:31Look, I didn't do so good on this test.
00:34I just got one right.
00:36My name.
00:39Look, I was wondering if you could help me out, you know, tutor me.
00:43I don't know, I'm kinda busy.
00:46I'll give you two tickets to the Tears of Blood concert.
00:49TOB? Their new tour is awesome. You got a deal.
00:54Come by the substation after school.
00:56Awesome.
00:57Oh, uh, if any of my friends ask you, I was all over you for talking to my girlfriend.
01:04And if any of my friends ask you, your girlfriend actually talked to me.
01:11Oh my gosh, did you hear?
01:13The girlfriend's handing out free frozen yogurt samples.
01:16Oh, how do you know that?
01:17On my cell.
01:18I get a GERD alert.
01:22Well, you're gonna have to try it without me. I have to work.
01:24You always have to work.
01:28A beanie.
01:31What's that?
01:32A hat.
01:33Crazy, funky, junky hat.
01:35Overslept.
01:36Parentsightly.
01:36Tryna look like Keira Knightley.
01:38We've been there.
01:39We've done that.
01:40We see right through your funky hat.
01:41You were saying.
01:44It's just really hard to have a friend who's always busy.
01:47I know.
01:48Ooh, why don't I get my parents to give you a job at the sandwich shop?
01:51That way we can hang out all the time and even get paid for it.
01:54Really?
01:55That'd be great.
01:56I've never had a job before.
01:58Well, except for the dollar grandma gives me for rubbing lotion on her feet.
02:03Yeah, well, we'll just make sure that you're wearing gloves when you make the sandwich.
02:08Well, you know, everything's gonna be a breeze.
02:12At the end, we'll no doubt justify the means.
02:14You can fix any problem with the slightest ease.
02:17Yes, please.
02:18You might find out it'll blow to your head.
02:21When you write a report on a book you never read.
02:24With the snap of your fingers, you can make your bed.
02:27That's what I say.
02:29Everything is not what it seems when you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams.
02:37You might run into trouble if you go to extremes.
02:41Because everything is not what it seems.
02:47Everything is not what it seems.
02:50Everything is not what it seems.
02:53Everything is not what it seems.
02:55Be careful not to mess with the balance of things.
03:00Because everything is not what it seems.
03:15Good afternoon, Mr. and Mrs. Russo.
03:17I happen to be passing by when I notice this help wanted sign.
03:21I'd like to apply for the position.
03:24Oh, wow.
03:24I didn't know we were hiring.
03:26What a good idea, Mom and Dad.
03:30Harper, we didn't put that sign in the window.
03:32Well, someone must have.
03:34We're not hiring any sandwich associates.
03:37Or people wearing a sandwich.
03:41Harper, there's no job available.
03:44But if you can turn that sandwich into a taco, I think Raul's is hiring down the street.
03:50But we're swamped.
03:52We totally need more help with all of our phone orders.
04:00Girls, I know you'd think it'd be fun to work together.
04:03But it's really hard to work with friends.
04:06Or family.
04:07One time you forget to wipe off the tip of the mustard squeeze bottle
04:12and it's suddenly three hours of silent salami slicing.
04:18It dries at the end and gets crusty.
04:21It's unsightly.
04:23Mom, Dad, think about it.
04:24If Harper works here, you guys could spend more time with each other.
04:28Yeah, Jerry, we could even go to one of those dollar movies you're always talking about.
04:33It's a movie for a dollar.
04:36How could you not talk about that?
04:40Let me show you.
04:41Alex, it is a big responsibility training a new employee.
04:45Does that mean yes?
04:47And you can't shirk your responsibilities while you're training her.
04:51Does that mean yes?
04:52And remember, business comes before friendship.
04:55I'm taking this all as a yes.
04:56Harper, you're hired.
04:59I mean, welcome to our family's business.
05:09This would look great on you.
05:11No, it would look better on you.
05:12You're more of a Summer.
05:14Speaking of Summer, did you hear what happened to her and Jim today?
05:17Speaking of Jim, I heard he and Summer are going out now.
05:21That's what I was gonna say.
05:23Regis, Kelly, can I interrupt the talk show to interest you in some actual work?
05:29Oh, yeah.
05:30Sorry, Dad, we were just taking a little break, but we're getting back to work right now.
05:34Okay.
05:35Well, there's a customer.
05:36Why don't you go take his order?
05:38A cowboy hat?
05:40What's that?
05:41A hat?
05:42Crazy, funky, junky hat.
05:44Overslept.
05:45Hands lightly.
05:46Trying to look like Keira Knightley.
05:47We've been there.
05:48We've done that.
05:49We see right through your funky hat.
05:53Wow.
05:53I was one away from all boys.
05:57Hi.
05:57Welcome to Beverly Substation.
05:59I'm Alex.
06:00I'll be your server today.
06:01And this is Harper.
06:02She's our new trainee.
06:03Well, I'm thrilled.
06:08Tell you what, just give me the Bronx Strami, a large root beer, and a slice of that coffee cake
06:16over there, huh?
06:17Really?
06:17Here's what I do.
06:18I get the half order because it's just as filling and half the price.
06:22Harper!
06:23What?
06:24That's what I do.
06:25Oh, and get the small soda because it's free refills.
06:28Harper!
06:29When I said Harper, I meant stop talking!
06:31Yeah, I'll have what the trainee said, huh?
06:36How'd I do?
06:37Well, you just turned a $12 order into us owing him.
06:42Table four, sandwich up!
06:50Look, why don't you just run sandwiches while I take the orders?
06:55Oh!
06:56I'm sorry!
06:58Look, why don't you just clean tables and I'll take orders and run the sandwiches.
07:04So, how's Harper working out?
07:06Great!
07:07She's really getting the hang of it.
07:08How much coffee do I pour in the coffee cake?
07:16That's just a joke between me and her.
07:20None har-
07:30That's just a joke between me and her.
07:36None har-
07:42That's just a joke.
07:42Hannah, for a 3 o'clock on the night, take care of her!
07:51It took a disappointing storm, as she was making the exercise of the kitchen and then Shanghai.
07:53Get out?
08:02The questions are already done away!
08:03Hopefully, I'll rest a little bit ahead.
08:05He was years if I'm sure.
08:05Well, I am happy with her.
08:07It was while he prayed.
08:07You could have been medicine, and you are a sleep aprey and I'm a happy lugar.竊
08:20Alex, ¿puedo hablar con ti en la cocina?
08:23¿Tienes seguro que no quieres cambiar tu vestido primero?
08:26Es un poco de grito.
08:27No, porque estoy seguro que ella va a hacer esto de nuevo.
08:34Mira, antes de hablar de lo que quieras hablar, tengo algo que decir.
08:38Harper está no funcionando.
08:40Oh, bien.
08:41Entonces, estamos en la misma page.
08:45No sé dónde está esto, pero continúe.
08:49Right, creo que deberíamos dejar Harper ir.
08:52Okay, esto es un poco más fácil de lo que pensaba que iba a ser.
08:55Yeah, me sé cómo se toma esto.
08:58Okay, ahora estamos no en la misma page.
09:01Es tu idea de contratar Harper, y nos dijimos, ¿qué es lo que hicimos antes de la ciencia?
09:06Así que vas a tener que contratar ella.
09:08Bueno, ahora tengo un problema con eso.
09:11Tú dos, ven conmigo conmigo.
09:15¿Qué estamos haciendo aquí?
09:18Okay, si nos quedamos aquí mucho, Harper no podrá encontrar nadie y ella va a dejar.
09:24Y te expectas eso a funcionar?
09:27Well, that's how I got out of Harper's Sewing Club.
09:31Look, if Harper's not better by the end of the day, you're going to have to fire her.
09:35And I don't know how you're going to do it, but I agree with your mother.
09:39Fine, but this could have worked.
09:48Waitress bell, waitress bell.
09:52No, waitress bell.
09:54Serving wrench.
09:57Oh, serving wrench.
09:59Hey, what's a serving wrench?
10:02Serving wrench.
10:03A young woman usually related to an innkeeper.
10:05Who during medieval time would serve grog and food to guests of the inn?
10:09So like a waitress, right?
10:12Well, not technically because...
10:14But like a waitress, right?
10:17I guess.
10:18Why?
10:19Did Dad say there's a pop quiz in the medieval food service industry?
10:23Yep.
10:23Better study up.
10:24Yeah.
10:26I had a diet.
10:28Are you sure that's not a diet?
10:30No.
10:38Oh, you're right.
10:41That's not the diet.
10:42This is the diet.
10:43There.
10:44All better?
10:46Take this girl with the skills of a bench and turn her into a serving wench.
10:53You know, you need all new drinks.
10:55I'll get those right away.
10:57So, how are you doing?
10:59Suddenly?
10:59A lot better.
11:16Boy, Harper improved quickly.
11:19Yeah, well, sometimes it just takes a while for your skills to kick in.
11:23You probably know that from coaching since you're such a good coach.
11:27I am a pretty good coach.
11:38Okay, Greg, it's great that you heart Cindy, but that's not going to help you in algebra class.
11:47Anthony, you're going to have to start all over.
11:50Just saying that the Empire State Building is tall and pointy is not an essay.
11:53It's barely a sentence.
11:56And Natalie, this is H3O.
12:04Oh, what can I help you with, young man?
12:11First of all, it's what I can help you with.
12:17This is a great tutoring business you got here.
12:20It would be a shame to see something happen to it.
12:27Oops.
12:28Looks like your world's come tumbling down.
12:31You owe me a new globe.
12:33No, you owe me 25% of your tutoring action.
12:37I'm the tutor in this neighborhood, and I don't like competition.
12:42I bet you also don't like amusement parks, because you're not tall enough to ride the rides.
12:47Witty comeback.
12:48You know what I think of witty comebacks?
12:51What?
12:54Pick up those sticks.
12:56Get it?
12:57It's a game.
12:58Look it up.
13:13You get him.
13:14You're closer to the ground.
13:18Because he's...
13:24Tuna-wrap Brooklyn-style burn him.
13:26I need to roast beef, knock the wind out of it, and let it walk.
13:31Where did all these people come from?
13:33Oh, Harper gave everyone that was here earlier a coupon to come back for dinner and get a free soda
13:38with every sandwich.
13:39But we already give free soda at dinner.
13:41I know.
13:42She's brilliant.
13:44Harper is doing great.
13:46I know.
13:47You know what you should do?
13:49You should leave her in charge tomorrow so that you and Dad could spend the day doing something.
13:53You know, for as long as we've lived in New York, we've never been to the Statue of Liberty.
13:57I know.
13:58And it's the one pencil sharpener missing from my monument collection.
14:03Let's go.
14:07Order's up.
14:19Oh, my gosh.
14:19Oh, my gosh.
14:38We can lock up and we can do whatever we want, except go to the Statue of Liberty.
14:43I don't think so.
14:44We're going to be pretty busy here.
14:46I just emailed out a breakfast special, so you should be in about 5 a.m.
14:50I'm not coming in at 5 a.m.
14:53Yeah, I think you are.
14:54I need two bow-wows painted red, and who do I have to kick in the can to get some
14:58nachos?
15:00I can come in whenever I want.
15:03No, you can't.
15:04You heard your parents for leaving me in charge.
15:06Because I told them to.
15:08You're not my boss.
15:09I checked with my boss, and since I'm the boss of me, I'm giving myself the day off.
15:14I hate to do this, but if you don't come in tomorrow, you're fired.
15:24You can't fire me.
15:26It's my family's restaurant.
15:27You're fired.
15:29I'm in charge.
15:30You can't fire me.
15:31My family owns the restaurant, and since I'm in the family, that makes me part owner.
15:36Owners can fire employees.
15:38Do the math.
15:39Well, fuck.
15:42From being my friend, and removing this apron from the restaurant, and the metaphorical apron of our friendship.
16:10Quit, or did you fire her?
16:12Which is it?
16:13It was complicated.
16:14I guess both.
16:16Well, make sure she quit.
16:17That way, I don't have to pay her for the rest of the week.
16:22Jerry.
16:23Oh, I mean, I'm sorry.
16:25It's hard to work with friends.
16:33So, you think you and Harper are going to be okay?
16:36I don't know.
16:37I tried to fire her from the job, but she fired me from being her friend.
16:44What's that?
16:45A hat?
16:46Crazy, funky, junkie?
16:47Oh, forget it.
16:48It's not the same.
16:51Oh, honey.
16:52You want me to do that crazy hat dance with you?
16:59No, it'd be weird.
17:01It's kind of me and Harper's thing, and sometimes it's about you.
17:12And for our next experiment, Chris is going to drop a water balloon and a ping-pong ball from upstairs
17:17at the same time.
17:19Which one do you think is going to hit the ground first?
17:25Chris, you were supposed to wait for me to say go.
17:28That counts.
17:31Okay.
17:33Kind of deserve that one.
17:37Let's take a five and regroup.
17:45Looks like Galileo's all wet.
17:49Where's my cut?
17:50The answer man's getting tired of waiting.
17:53You're tired?
17:54Sounds like it's nap time for the answer man.
17:58Nap time.
17:59Good one.
18:02Maybe it's nap time for you.
18:05Enforcers, assemble!
18:13So you've got a lot of really tiny friends, and anyone can drop down a rope and...
18:21These two guys have black belts and taekwondo.
18:24That guy brought a rope.
18:30Chris, let them all go!
18:48It's you!
18:49Hey, you haven't seen like four or five tiny little ninjas running around, have you?
18:53No.
18:54Have you seen really tall flowers that talk?
18:58Wait, I'm not sure what game we're playing.
19:01Look, there's this kid, Frankie.
19:03He meant his little thugs are after me.
19:04They're trying to muscle in on my brain trying action.
19:07Oh, this isn't as fun a game as I thought.
19:12Hey, are you on your way to see Harper?
19:14No, why?
19:15Where have you seen Harper?
19:16Well, when Frankie chased me earlier, I headed into Gert Barn.
19:19She works there now.
19:20She wouldn't let me hide in the bathroom unless I bought something.
19:24Huh.
19:24So she got a job at Gert Barn.
19:26Yeah, and she's amazing.
19:28She had like ten waffle cones and a couple of Gert shakes in one hand.
19:32I did that.
19:33I put a spell on her to make her good.
19:35Wait a minute.
19:36You used a serving wench spell on her.
19:38Wait another minute.
19:42There's no pop quiz in the medieval food service industry.
19:46I cram for that.
19:49Are you done?
19:50Because I got to go apologize to Harper.
19:54Yes, I'm done.
19:55Yeah.
20:13Justin Russo.
20:15You, you thought you could hide, but you can't.
20:21Enforcers, assemble!
20:22Enforcers, assemble!
20:28Any last words, Russo?
20:31Besides, mommy?
20:36Yeah, I got something to say.
20:39Underachievers, assemble!
20:46Hey!
20:48Over here!
20:51Lucky to meet my friends.
20:53This is Brian.
20:55He's currently failing geometry, but being recruited by Canadian football.
21:01This is Doug, going into his third year of 11th grade.
21:05All-state wrestler.
21:06And this guy?
21:08He's got a record.
21:13You're smart enough to see where this is going, right, Answer Man?
21:16Uh, this is just a little back and forth.
21:22You know, something tutors do.
21:26What do you say, friends?
21:31I don't think so.
21:34Enforcers, run!
21:39Damn, they're getting away!
21:40Go!
21:50I know you've only been working here four hours, but congratulations, you're employee of the month.
22:00As soon as I get some photo paper, go home, hook it up to my printer, print it, bring it
22:10back here.
22:47I know you've got a lot of stuff.
22:48I know you've got a lot of stuff.
22:48I know you've got a lot of stuff.
22:48I know you've got a lot of stuff.
22:48I know you've got a lot of stuff.
22:50I know you've got a lot of stuff.
22:50I know you've got a lot of stuff.
22:50I know you've got a lot of stuff.
22:56Gracias.
23:26Gracias.
23:56Gracias.
24:26Gracias.
24:56Gracias.
25:26Gracias.
25:56Gracias.
26:26Gracias.
26:56Gracias.
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