00:15now this is why it's great we own a sandwich shop everybody in the school
00:21cap always bows down to this bad boy are those mashed potatoes on a sandwich
00:28on a bed of chicken strips with the peanut butter blanket what'd you make a sandwich not a dumpster
00:38tuna fish on wheat tuna fish on wheat that's gonna be our sandwich
00:47you know what our song is hey there's my girlfriend that sounds like a cute song
01:00that's a nice looking sandwich what do you call it
01:03to the max okay i'll take one of those well sell it dummy you can make another one
01:10that'll be eighty dollars what okay for senior citizens four dollars
01:23i love your family shop have you ever thought of maybe blacking out the windows and painting the
01:31walls i don't know black
01:35yeah i think you're gonna be easy to shop for
01:40he's hanging out with that goth girl morticia
01:46it's miranda look harper as your best friend i'm gonna give it to you straight
01:50i think he really likes this girl fine but it's so totally obvious that he's dating her because
01:57she looks like me
02:01yeah you both have faces
02:07max you're gonna be late for school come on get out of here
02:11bye bye bye bye excuse me your son made me this sandwich
02:18oh i'm sorry look he's only 12. no no no it's terrific i'm jeff malone concessions manager and
02:26backup announcer for shea stadium we're considering local delis to provide the official sandwich of the
02:33new york mets mets i think you should submit this sandwich for consideration theresa honey this guy
02:45is from the new york mets and he wants to consider us for their official sandwich which sandwich uh the
02:52one your son made to the max uh that's not really a bad idea that's not a bad idea at
02:58all
02:59to the max is one of our most popular creations we'll just get max to make one for us later
03:06great my sandwich associates from the new york mets mets mets
03:11and i will be by on saturday for judging great let's go mets mets
03:23THAT'S WHERE IN bien
03:32unbelievable
03:34i know your parents are so cool
03:41well you know everything's gonna be a breeze like the emerald no doubt just about
03:45You can fix any problem with a slightest ease
03:49Yes, please
03:50You can lap out and go to your head
03:53When you write a report on a book you never read
03:55You can snap your fingers, you can make you bad
03:58Now do you want to say everything is not what it seems
04:04When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams
04:08You might run into trouble if you coat it with dreams
04:13Because everything is not what it seems
04:18Everything is not what it seems
04:22When you can have what you want by the simplest of means
04:27Be careful how to mess with the balance of things
04:31Because everything is not what it seems
04:47Come on, buddy. Just picture the sandwich in your mind
04:50Yeah, Maxie. I've seen you make it before
04:53What do you start off with?
04:55I don't know. I just throw stuff together
04:59Okay, let me think
05:01I started with licorice
05:03Licorice on a sandwich?
05:06No, I ate some licorice and then I started my sandwich
05:10Oh
05:12It had ham
05:14Okay
05:15Bologna
05:16Yogurt
05:18Yogurt?
05:19Yogurt
05:19On a sandwich? That's disgusting
05:21That's the point
05:25I just can't remember
05:27What are we going to do, Jerry?
05:29The New York mitts, mitts, mitts
05:31On the sandwich that Max made
05:35Well, maybe we can throw a bunch of stuff together like he does
05:38Max can taste it
05:40Tell us what's missing
05:41Until we find the right combination
05:43What do you say, Max?
05:45Okay, whatever it takes
05:47Help, Dad
05:47That's the spirit's son
05:49Let's go
05:50Come on, grab a bite
05:58Aren't you scared?
05:59A little
06:00Rook to queen, bishop, four
06:01Hours always a risk, but uh
06:03That's just how I roll
06:06Is your hand sweaty too?
06:08Yeah
06:09I have enormous glands
06:11I don't mind
06:14I don't get it
06:16Justin's so full of life
06:17And she's so full of
06:19Halloween
06:22I don't know, Harper
06:23Maybe on Halloween she'll dress up as you
06:27She can never pull this off
06:30I make a lot of my own clothes
06:32Oh, which reminds me
06:34I need some more egg cartons
06:39Is your hand still sweaty?
06:41Yeah
06:43But I like it
06:46So
06:48I'll see you tomorrow
06:49Yeah
06:50Yeah
06:54Tomorrow
07:02What?
07:05Shaking
07:06Why didn't you kiss her?
07:09This girls think
07:10So do I
07:11The right brain dominant
07:12If Miranda really wants you to kiss her
07:14I can tell
07:15Because she
07:21Couldn't even discuss
07:21The unless that's
07:23Neil
07:24She'll see you now
07:24Wouldn't
07:24It So
07:24I
07:48The
07:48I
07:48I
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