00:30Let's check.
00:33There, all straight. You're welcome.
00:36Alex, your brother is not your pack mule.
00:39Yeah, I'm not your pack mule.
00:42I'm sorry, Maxie.
00:44Could you take this upstairs for me?
00:46Sure.
00:50Best day at school ever.
00:52Oh, they found the guy that was putting peanut butter in your locker?
00:57No, but this made me forget about that.
01:00Okay, so I'm in biology, right?
01:02When Mr. Medina has us pick lab partners.
01:04And like always, my partner ends up being the frog I'm dissecting.
01:07Ugh.
01:09I have the opposite problem.
01:11Everybody wants me to be their lab partner.
01:14You don't take biology.
01:15That's what I keep telling those guys.
01:19Anyway, in walks this brand new girl, and she is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life.
01:25Eva Longoria goes to your school?
01:31Eva Longoria?
01:34Kids love Eva Longoria.
01:37It's, it's...
01:39Continue, son.
01:41So Mr. Medina assigns the beautiful Miranda Hampson to be my lab partner.
01:48Miranda Hampson?
01:49Isn't she that new goth girl in 11th grade?
01:52She's not goth.
01:53She just likes wearing black and dark makeup and listens to bands that are kind of scary.
02:00Oh, so not goth.
02:02But goth.
02:05You're missing my point.
02:06I'm in the 10th grade.
02:08She's an older woman.
02:09That a boy like your mother.
02:15The hot part.
02:17Hold on, now the story gets even better.
02:20So me and my Moran, it's my cute nickname for her actually, yeah, Moran.
02:25Accidentally reached for the scalpel at the same time and our hands touched.
02:29And she didn't pull away for three seconds.
02:35How's that for a great day?
02:39Oh, look, Miranda's here.
02:40I guess your great day's still going on or coming to a tragic end.
02:44Let's watch, boys and girls.
02:46Hey, Moran.
02:49Who's Moran?
02:50You.
02:52Remember?
02:53Oh.
02:54I called you that in lab.
02:56Oh.
02:56Right.
02:57I thought you were swallowing and talking at the same time.
03:03He does generate a lot of saliva.
03:11I have overactive glands.
03:12We're looking into it.
03:14It was worse when he was a baby.
03:16We had to wrap his head in a diaper.
03:20Excuse me.
03:21One second.
03:27Do you need to copy my biology notes or something?
03:30Oh, no.
03:30No, I just, I came to ask you something.
03:34Are you going to the junior prom?
03:36Nah, I already told him I don't want to work lights this year.
03:41Oh, you are so funny.
03:43No, I mean, would you like to go to the prom with me?
03:48I'm new at the school and I don't know a lot of guys and you seem very nice.
03:53Me?
03:57Well, you know, I'll have to check the schedule.
04:00Are you trying to be cool?
04:02Yeah.
04:03Don't do that.
04:04Okay.
04:04I'm really tired of cool guys.
04:07Don't worry, because I am so not cool.
04:13Well, you know, everything is going to be a breeze.
04:16At the end of no doubt, just a five and a half.
04:18It's too big, steady problem with the slightest ease.
04:21Yes, please.
04:22I'm not going to be a map, I know it'll go to your head.
04:25When you write a report on a book you never read.
04:28With this type of thing, it's easy to make you there.
04:31That's why I said everything is not what it seems when you can get.
04:38All you wanted and you are, the streams you might run.
04:42You're not into trouble if you go to extremes, because everything is not what it seems.
04:51Everything is not what it seems.
04:55When you can have what you want and buy the simplest of me.
04:59Be careful not to mess with the balance of things, because everything is not what it seems.
05:19With the Marietta Animata spell, you can make any object come alive.
05:26Max, you're up.
05:27See what you can do with that cup.
05:31Marietta Animata.
05:34Are you picturing it with arms and legs?
05:38No.
05:39You got cheese on the board, so I'm thinking about cheese.
05:43No.
05:44We don't have any cheese.
05:46We have a cup.
05:48Justin, you're up.
05:50Justin.
05:52Justin!
05:53What?
05:54What?
05:56Oh, uh, sorry, Dad.
05:59You're not paying attention.
06:00That isn't like you.
06:01Yeah, it's like me, and you're not even doing it right.
06:04I completely check out.
06:05This place could be burning, and I wouldn't even know it.
06:09What's up, Justin?
06:10It's Miranda.
06:12It's a junior prom.
06:13There's going to be dancing and a lot of time to talk, and I'm kind of nervous.
06:18Well, I'm kind of nervous.
06:19No one is paying attention to the lesson.
06:21Uh, I am.
06:23It's easy.
06:24All right.
06:25Well, put your magic where your mouth is.
06:29Marietta Animata.
06:34Alex, what did you just do?
06:36I did the spell you wanted.
06:38You're welcome.
06:40Whoa, losers.
06:41We're supposed to be doing it on the cup.
06:43Well, the trophy seemed easier.
06:45It already has legs.
06:47See you at the finish line.
07:04Sorry, Dad.
07:05Sorry, nothing.
07:07That was my first place in the state trophy I got in high school.
07:11You better find that young lady before your mom sees it.
07:14You know how she hates magic running amok?
07:18Well, she's still mad about all that stuff you said about evil on goal real.
07:23Yeah, Mom wasn't pretty upset about all that stuff.
07:26Let's relive it.
07:27We'll play parts.
07:28I call Mom!
07:30Stop trying to change the subject.
07:33The rest of the lesson was going to be about how we unanimate stuff we've animated.
07:38Now we can't do that until you find that trophy.
07:41Class is over.
07:45Great.
07:46I'm already nervous about Miranda.
07:47Now I got to worry about finding a stupid trophy.
07:50Oh, sounds like you got a lot on your plate.
07:53Let me know how that all works out for you.
08:05Guys, which is better for prom?
08:08Well, the tux says safe, boy, but the zebra jacket says danger, danger, stay away from my daughter.
08:15Goth girl will like you for that.
08:19Whoa!
08:20Nice one!
08:21Nice one!
08:23You guys can never agree on anything.
08:27Yeah, I think we pretty much agree and that's the biggest zit we've ever seen.
08:33What zit?
08:37Ah!
08:42Okay, well, it can't be that big, can it?
08:46Yeah, maybe the mirror's like a carnival mirror.
08:49Ow!
08:51You can hardly see it.
08:54My baby has a zit como una montaña.
08:58That means like a mountain.
09:02This is going to ruin everything.
09:04I can't take Miranda to the prom looking like this.
09:07Why not?
09:08She does like danger.
09:18What was I thinking getting involved with an older woman?
09:22Papito, calm down.
09:24I've got her...
09:33We just smear a little bit of this on.
09:36Then we wrap it tight in the...
09:42And voila!
09:44In three days, gone.
09:46Three days?
09:52The prom is tomorrow, Mom.
09:54Oh, I just remembered.
09:56A quicker remedy.
09:58Ah, okay.
09:58I'm going to need rubbing alcohol, a wire brush, and a towel for you to bite on.
10:02What?
10:04No!
10:09This thing keeps beeping.
10:11The metal man must be close.
10:14Alex, you're on a metal staircase with a metal detector.
10:19Ah, I just wasted an hour going up and down these things.
10:28Why don't we just use the acne spell...
10:39Alex, don't.
10:40Magic only causes...
10:56Crazy.
10:57You're zit.
10:58Just talk to me.
10:59You should hear me sing.
11:01Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
11:05I'll do anything but country.
11:08Country.
11:18What did you just do?
11:20I don't know.
11:21You were yelling at me.
11:22I got confused.
11:23It's all your fault.
11:24Dad said to never yell at someone when they're doing a spell.
11:27No, he said don't yell at him when he's ordering takeout food.
11:30He was so peeved when his pork dumplings didn't come.
11:34He's already mad about the trophy.
11:36Host, you did this.
11:37I'm just the guy with the big gross talking zit on my forehead.
11:42Hello.
11:50Come on.
11:53I caught the trophy man.
11:54It was easy.
11:56It was on the hamster wheel.
11:57Hamster?
11:59Not too happy about it.
12:03This isn't a bunch.
12:04Now Dad will teach us the unanimation spell and your zit problem will be over.
12:08Boy.
12:09I didn't even get a chance to spend Christmas with you guys.
12:15You animated Justin zit?
12:18Sweet.
12:19I want one.
12:20Oh, no you don't.
12:22Ow.
12:23Trophy man kicked me.
12:24Keep on truckin'.
12:28Whoa.
12:29Whoa, hey, he's in my shirt.
12:32It tickles.
12:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
12:36Oh, this is...
12:40This is okay.
12:42Ah, whoa.
12:47Ooh.
12:49Hey, my underwear.
12:51Hey, you know what?
12:52I was wearing those for ten straight days.
12:59That's it.
12:59I'm calling Miranda and telling her I can't take her to the prom.
13:03No, no, no, no, wait.
13:04I can talk to Dad.
13:05I'm not gonna let my brother miss out on what might be his only prom
13:09because of some, what, ugly, hideous thing on his face.
13:13You guys are really rude to company.
13:25Mmm, Daddy, your bread's so good.
13:28It's, it's inspirational.
13:31In fact, it makes me want to be a better person.
13:33And I think I'm gonna start with wizard's training.
13:37Really?
13:38Hey, here's an awesome idea I just thought of right now.
13:43Why don't you give me the unanimation spell you were gonna teach us
13:47and I'll start working on it.
13:49Oh, yeah.
13:50Why don't I just give you the whole spell book?
13:52We'll just call you a wizard.
13:56That sounds like a lot of reading.
13:57I'll just take the one spell for now.
14:02Look, with wizardry comes responsibility.
14:05And that also means taking care of your mistakes.
14:08I'm not giving you that spell until you find that trophy.
14:15Where are you, trophy man?
14:17Mom has a bowling trophy.
14:18She's really cute.
14:20Tight top, short skirt.
14:24Please tell me you got the unanimation spell from Dad.
14:28I got the unanimation spell from Dad.
14:31Oh, really?
14:32No, I just felt like I owed you some good news.
14:36Oh, he's a thing so big I can't stop looking at it.
14:40But don't worry.
14:41I have a better plan.
14:42We're just gonna pop the stupid thing.
14:45Wait!
14:46I can help you with the girl!
14:48What?
14:48Don't listen to him!
14:50No!
14:51No, no!
14:51Oh, oh, Justin, I can really help you!
14:54How?
14:56You were great with the girl in biology, right?
15:00What are you like outside of class?
15:02Well, I don't know.
15:06I don't know.
15:08Hold on.
15:09What could you do for him?
15:11Talk him through the rough spots.
15:14He's going with a girl almost as pretty as you.
15:21Oh, he's good.
15:25I still think it's a mistake.
15:27The mistake is not taking advice
15:31from somebody who's been on thousands of girls' faces.
15:35I know what they want to hear.
15:38I know exactly what you should say to them.
15:41Give me a chance.
15:43Come on.
15:44Maybe I could use a wing zit.
15:48Yep, I see absolutely nothing wrong
15:51with letting a growth on your face
15:52tell you what to say to a girl.
15:54Good luck!
16:12Oh, you're going to have to stop sweating.
16:14It's getting into my eyes.
16:17When you're going to start helping me,
16:19I've been talking about biology.
16:20That's all I got.
16:21I know.
16:23She almost jumped out of the cab
16:25when you kept going on and on
16:27about deoxyribonucleic acid.
16:31Just say what I say.
16:35Here she comes.
16:38Well, Denise says we look cute together.
16:41And she loves your jacket.
16:43You're the one who looks great.
16:44Thank you.
16:45Not you, the girl.
16:48You're the one who looks great.
16:50Well, thanks.
16:51You're sweet.
16:52No, you're sweet.
16:54That's lame.
16:55Don't ad lib.
16:57I...
16:59Well, you want to dance?
17:00Sure.
17:03What do you know about dancing?
17:05Nothing.
17:06I'm a zit.
17:08Put the hat down.
17:09I don't want to see this train wreck.
17:26You're a really good dancer.
17:28Justin's got a girlfriend.
17:30It's not my girlfriend.
17:33Girlfriend.
17:34Whoops.
17:35Don't panic.
17:36Hang in there.
17:38Well, okay.
17:40I'm your girlfriend.
17:43Wow, I never thought I'd be so grateful to his zit.
17:48Now you got your girl.
17:50Now it's time for the Z-Man to have some fun.
17:53Hey!
17:55You come with a fire extinguisher?
17:58Because you're smoking hot.
18:02But how did you do that?
18:04Uh, do what?
18:07I thought I heard you talk while you were drinking.
18:10That wasn't me.
18:13Hey, baby.
18:15Hey, baby.
18:15Have the cupcake.
18:17And eat it real slow.
18:22That was you.
18:24That's rude.
18:26I'm sorry.
18:27Uh, hold on.
18:31What are you doing?
18:33Oh, come on, dude.
18:35Lighten up.
18:37I got you the girl.
18:38Now it's my turn to have some fun.
18:41Hey, beautiful.
18:43Can I talk to your boyfriend?
18:49That's it.
18:50I'm popping you.
18:51Not so fast, lover boy.
18:54Get a load of me.
18:56I'm engorged.
18:58You pop me and we both go down.
19:03Hey, zebra.
19:05Are you just making monkey sounds at me?
19:08Oh, look who's learned his animals.
19:16Hey, you got a trophy, man.
19:19Yep, nothing like a duct tape finish line to save the day.
19:22Look, he's still trying to get out.
19:27Oh, it's Justin.
19:29Hey, how's prom?
19:32What?
19:33Huge 11th graders?
19:35How many?
19:36Look, I feel bad.
19:38I'll get this belt from Dad and I'll be there as fast as I can.
19:41Max, I gotta go help Justin at prom.
19:43Go get my jacket.
19:44The really cute one.
19:45The one that cinches at the waist with all the little buttons.
19:47Go.
19:48Oh, and my matching purse.
19:50I know the one.
19:52Daddy!
19:54I caught the trophy, man.
19:56Great.
19:56You want to give me the unanimation spell now?
20:00Look, before we get into that,
20:02we need to sit down and have a long, serious talk.
20:05I know, I know.
20:06I'm grounded for three weeks.
20:08How did you come up with three weeks?
20:10One for using magic behind your back,
20:13another for letting the trophy man run around the house,
20:15and the last one for future trouble I'll probably be getting into.
20:20Well, that's one more week than I would have come up with,
20:23but we'll go with that.
20:26Okay, say,
20:28Gary Bay e-mobilité.
20:31Gary Bay e-mobilité.
20:35Great.
20:39Even though I don't got it anymore,
20:41I still got it.
20:43I like the way I deal with problems.
20:49I think this purse goes better with this jacket.
20:54Now I got another problem.
20:59Guys, when I implied you didn't know your animals,
21:02what I meant was...
21:04You know, three against one really isn't fair.
21:06Yeah, I don't know a lot of what you just said,
21:10but let's see if you can say it again without any teeth.
21:14Hey, Brian!
21:16There's some loser in the hallway
21:17who says that you can't do 20-fingered-tip push-ups.
21:20Everyone knows I can do 50.
21:23Let's go show him.
21:27Thanks, Miranda.
21:28Don't thank me.
21:29I just want to know what's going on.
21:31You're acting like two different people.
21:33Yeah, I'm sorry.
21:33I know I'm being worried.
21:35It's just that I really like you
21:37and nothing's going right.
21:39I like you, too.
21:41Can we start all over?
21:43Sure.
21:47Just a hug?
21:48I can get that from Grandma.
21:50How about some lip action?
21:52There you go again.
21:53You're a pig.
21:54Miranda.
21:56Wait.
21:57Dude, help me out here.
21:59I need a break.
22:01A weapon.
22:02But I'm not acting anymore.
22:05Yo, everybody listen up.
22:09In the town and country suite.
22:12Give it up for DJ Mad Hatter.
22:17Yeah.
22:22Justin in the his house.
22:24Let's raise...
22:28And this is a fast one for all the ladies.
22:31Because I loves to watch you shake that junk.
22:39There's no body in the hallway.
22:41You must have scared him away.
22:44Ah, hey, look.
22:46Justin Timberlame is up on the DJ stand.
22:50You know, let's take that freak down.
22:52Hey, guys, do you want to dance?
22:55Hey.
22:57Why would we want to dance with an eighth grader?
23:01Get lost.
23:04I'm in ninth grade, you big idiot.
23:13What took you so long?
23:14Okay, if you really want to know, I missed the A train.
23:17So I had to catch the bus on 4th street where this guy was selling the cutest earring.
23:22Just do the spell.
23:24No.
23:26No.
23:27No.
23:27No.
23:29No.
23:31No.
23:31No.
23:31No.
23:32No.
23:37Did it work?
23:38Yep, you're back to your regular piss.
23:43No, I'm sorry I got you into this.
23:46Now go out there and get your older woman.
23:51Uh, excuse me.
23:54I'd like to apologize to Miranda Hampson for the way I acted.
23:58Miranda?
23:59Miranda?
24:03Not wearing my hat, am I?
24:05Good job.
24:06Now pop that sucker and run.
24:07That's all I got.
24:07See you at home.
24:18Hey, Justin.
24:21Oh.
24:23Hey, Miranda.
24:25Miranda wanted to talk to you because I told her why you were acting so weird.
24:29Yeah, why didn't you just tell me you had a big zit?
24:32I would have understood.
24:33I've got one, too.
24:36Oh, man.
24:38Yeah, that's a honker.
24:43Sorry.
24:44You two want to be alone.
24:49I was so nervous about tonight.
24:52Why?
24:52Well, because I've never been to a junior prom with an older woman that I really like.
24:58No, it's okay.
24:59Because I kind of like this one younger guy right now.
25:04Oh, that's cool.
25:06I understand.
25:08Good luck with him.
25:10She means you, stupid.
25:12Oh.
25:33Oh, man.
25:33Oh, my God.
25:43I think I am quite right.
25:43I think I would have been to me right now.
25:43Oh, man.
25:43Oh, boy.
25:43Oh, yeah.
25:43Oh, man.
25:49Wow.
25:49Oh, man.
25:49Oh, yeah, man.
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