00:12And that's when the great Chinese wizard Lee first used dragon scales to build an impenetrable box for safeguarding ones
00:20more.
00:21And then in the 12th century, there were nine native...
00:24Time!
00:27You're supposed to keep your oral reports under 45 minutes.
00:31Otherwise, you start losing people.
00:33Okay, Alex, you're up.
00:37Alex?
00:38Uh-huh?
00:39Oh, yeah.
00:40Your report on crystal balls, history, usage, and manufacturing?
00:45Crystal balls, usage, and manufacturing.
00:49Oh, I did mine on how to use the really little ones for earrings.
00:53Cute, huh?
00:56End of report.
00:58You'll try it again tomorrow.
01:00Max, you're up.
01:02Okay.
01:04Cauldrons.
01:05Proper use and maintenance.
01:10How'd all these people get in my room?
01:13Kelbo!
01:14Kelbo!
01:15Hello, future voters.
01:18Ha, ha, ha.
01:19Sorry for dropping in unexpectedly.
01:21Want to see my favorite niece and nephews.
01:23Kelbo, what did I say about poofing in when you visit?
01:27Oh, right, right, right.
01:28It sets off the smoke alarms.
01:30So, uh, what are you guys up to?
01:32We're doing boring oral reports without magic.
01:36You know you're wizards, right?
01:38Well, a lot of times, Dad wants us to study magic without actually using magic.
01:42Well, that's because he can't do magic.
01:46You know what I say?
01:48Those who can't take hamburger and turn it into delicious filet mignon, teach!
01:55Okay, fine.
01:56I didn't become the family wizard.
01:58But the things I can do with plain hamburger will blow your mind.
02:03He put cheese in the meat.
02:06Hey, I've had many, many, many of his inside-out cheeseburgers.
02:10Tell me about it.
02:12So, what are you working on?
02:14Oh, uh, well, I'm doing a report on the great Chinese Wizard Lee.
02:18Chinese Wizard Lee?
02:19He's in my fave five.
02:23Beep, beep, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
02:25Beep, beep, boop, boop, boop, boop.
02:27Beep, beep, boop, boop, boop.
02:29Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
02:32Beep.
02:35He'll come here.
02:36He'll teach you all about his life.
02:38He'll do anything to get away from his witch of a wife, okay?
02:41By the way, his wife, she really is a witch.
02:46Lee, baby!
02:47How's that wife of yours?
02:53Look, I would appreciate it if I could teach them my way.
02:58Yeah, you're right.
02:59No more distractions.
03:02Oh, I've got presents!
03:03Oh, oh!
03:04Presents!
03:05Justin, I've got you some opera gum.
03:09Oh, sweet.
03:10What's it do?
03:11It's opera gum.
03:12Try singing.
03:19I think I'll save that for the talent show.
03:22Great!
03:23Max, for you, I've got the leprechaun answer blower.
03:31Ask it a question, blow a bubble, bubble pops, there's your answer.
03:36Give it a drive.
03:38Awesome!
03:38Come on, baby, what are the answers to my social studies test?
03:48Yes or no questions only.
03:50But I love that you think big.
03:54And for my favorite niece, who I love, I have for you, an emotoscope.
04:02Okay, look through it.
04:04You'll see how people are really feeling.
04:05Oh, cool.
04:06I've always wanted one.
04:15Wow, either you're really excited or your underwear's on too tight.
04:25And Max has no idea what's going on.
04:28Big shocker.
04:35Wow, you're mad inside and out.
04:38Because no one wants to finish the wizard lesson.
04:41He's right.
04:43Who wants to go to the zoo?
04:47Let me rephrase that.
04:49Who wants to go to the zoo?
04:51As a monkey.
04:54You're going to turn into a monkey?
04:55All of us are going to be monkeys.
04:57Whoa, sorry, cowboy.
04:59We frown on random uses of magic.
05:02Okay, let's talk about it.
05:05Hi.
05:07Great conversation.
05:30Everything is not what it seems when you can get.
05:35If you want it in your wildest dreams, you might run into trouble if you go to the zoo.
05:43Because everything is not what it seems.
05:47Everything is not what it seems when you can have what you want.
05:54By the simplest of me, you won't do the thing.
05:58Because everything is not.
06:20You won't do the thing.
06:22Something is lonely or not.
06:25What this?
06:26I, a little kid is crazy.
06:30It has a request.
06:32I don't wish you did a hard effort in.
06:32It
06:33It was a hard effort.
06:37It was a long time he passed.
06:42It went toиться in the booth.
06:43Almost three minutes.
06:43It has been back to everybody.
06:43This tud is that a lot.
06:44It was not too much.
06:44It's a good time.
06:44It was a�.
06:45It was a dclip.
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