00:18This is the best video game ever!
00:22Jack!
00:24Jack!
00:24Jack!
00:25Jack!
00:25Back right up!
00:26Jack!
00:28Hey, how many times have I told you guys to keep your video games video?
00:33I told them and I told them, Dad.
00:36Sword!
00:41Oh!
00:43That is not what they mean by slashing prices!
00:47Cool, sword!
00:49Let me try!
00:52Wow, you look nice, Dad.
00:54I didn't even know you had a suit.
00:56I don't.
00:57Kid!
00:58Kid!
00:59Nose pull!
01:00Well, that suit does fit you a little bit tight enough.
01:02Hey, that's my suit!
01:05That reminds me.
01:06Justin, I need to borrow your suit.
01:08I'm taking your mother out to dinner for our anniversary.
01:11Oh, did you get her a card?
01:13Because while Mom's reading the card, you can slip the waiter your coupon.
01:20My mom!
01:21What is going on in here?
01:24Yeah.
01:25What is going on in here?
01:29I thought we had a rule about wizardry.
01:33The random magic in this house is getting on my nerves.
01:37How many times does this lamp have to break for you guys to get the message?
01:41Well, if the message is ugly lamps are easy to break, I think we got it.
01:47Your mother's right.
01:49We have to be more considerate of someone who doesn't understand the temptations of magic.
01:56Doesn't understand.
01:57Wait, are you trying to make this my problem?
01:59Oh!
02:01No, I was just saying that they're...
02:06What was I saying?
02:08What Dad is saying is that we should accept each other for who we are.
02:12Kind of like Dad did when he married you.
02:15Yeah, right.
02:16I was a wizard at the time and it was a big decision for me.
02:20Oh, I'm sorry, Jerry.
02:21I had no idea it was such a big decision for you to marry me.
02:25Oh!
02:29No, it wasn't a big decision.
02:31It was more of an impulse.
02:34No, impulse is not helping.
02:36Let me know how your anniversary dinner turns out.
02:39Oh!
02:42Well, you know, everything is going to be a breeze.
02:45At the end, we'll know about just a five minutes.
02:47This can fix any problems or slightest ease.
02:50Yes, please.
02:51You can't find out that a blow to your head when you write a report on a book you never
02:56read.
02:57You can snap your fingers, you can make your bed.
03:00That's why I say everything is not what it seems when you can get all the wanted in your wildest
03:09dreams.
03:10You're not around in so trouble if you go to extremes because everything is not what it seems.
03:19I'll tell you everything is not what it seems.
03:24I'll tell you everything is not what it seems when you can have what you want and bad are simplest
03:27to me.
03:28Be careful not to mess with the balance of things because everything is not what it seems.
03:44Listen up.
03:45Because of your magic run amok, I have to go out and get I'm sorry gifts for your mother.
03:52Dad, come on.
03:54Mom's really easy.
03:56Why don't you just rub her feet?
03:58That's what I do.
04:01Oh, that's just weird.
04:05Really?
04:05Because, uh, I don't have a bedtime.
04:11I'm not going to rub her feet.
04:12That crooked toe just freaks me out.
04:15Your mom will be fine once I buy her some of her favorite things.
04:19Oh, I know what you should get her.
04:21You do?
04:22Mm-hmm.
04:23Peach lip gloss and skull and bones pressed on nails.
04:26That's what you want.
04:27You're no help.
04:32Dad can relax because I went on the World Wide Whiz Web this morning and ordered Cupid to come shoot
04:38Mom with the Love Era.
04:40You ordered Cupid?
04:42Oh, that makes perfect sense.
04:44Mom's mad that we're using magic in the house, so naturally you bring more magic into the house.
04:52Nah, brilliant.
04:54Okay, okay.
04:55Everybody stop yelling.
04:57I'll just cancel the Cupid order.
04:59When people are right, it doesn't mean that they're yelling.
05:03You can't cancel Cupid once he's been ordered.
05:05You'd know that if you took it upon yourself to read ahead like a good student does.
05:10Oh, did you read about the recipe for Wizard Punch?
05:13No.
05:13Good, I just made it.
05:15Ow!
05:17Oh, Wizard Punch.
05:18How but that's delicious.
05:25Well, you got a problem.
05:27When Cupid gets here, he isn't gonna leave until he fulfills his order.
05:31Yep, your brother's right.
05:35So, who's the lucky guy or gal?
05:38Or thing.
05:39I don't judge.
05:40Oh, look.
05:41It's a baby with wings.
05:43And a carrying handle.
05:45Back off.
05:46It's a sash, genius.
05:50Oh, this kid is gonna need me when he grows up.
05:53I can just tell.
05:54Uh, look.
05:57Mr. Cupid, I ordered you by mistake.
05:59And, um, we really don't need your services.
06:02So, if you could just go back.
06:04Save it, sweetheart.
06:05I can't go anywhere until your mom gets an arrow in the keister.
06:11Okay, fine.
06:13Just shoot mom in the keister and get out of here.
06:15Oh, hey, look.
06:16It's Bendy.
06:20No, it's not.
06:24You broke my arrow.
06:27You have more arrows, right?
06:29I'm a baby.
06:31I'm barely allowed to have this one.
06:36Hey.
06:37Hey.
06:38Hey!
06:39Don't leave me in here.
06:41I'm afraid to be alone.
06:46We've got to keep Cupid hidden from mom until we fix the arrow.
06:49We?
06:50I don't think so.
06:51Hey.
06:51If she sees him, she'll blame me.
06:54Then I'll figure out a way to blame you.
06:55We are all in this together.
07:00Come on.
07:01I'm always saying dumb stuff.
07:03Our marriage is based on us ignoring each other's flaws.
07:07I ignore all of yours.
07:14What are you guys up to?
07:17Uh, not magic, that's for sure.
07:19Yeah, Mom, because you know me.
07:21I always tell you when these guys are messing around with magic.
07:25Always.
07:29Is he going to tell her?
07:33Tell me what?
07:38About Max's terrible stomach ache.
07:41His really, really bad stomach ache.
07:47Yeah, in fact, there's a new virus going around.
07:50The influcupidose, uh...
07:53Subtle.
07:54I've been it!
07:59Come on, let's go upstairs.
08:01I'll make you some of Grandma's tree bark and fish oil tea.
08:07What are we going to do now?
08:11We still have Cupid.
08:12You said we.
08:13You're officially in.
08:15Awesome.
08:17Every time.
08:29Okay, Mom is still upstairs.
08:37I made extra tree bark and fish oil tea.
08:40Who wants some?
08:43Maybe later.
08:46Oh, goodness.
08:51What are you doing playing in the dirty dishes?
08:56Bad, baby.
09:06Do you mind watching my little brother for just like one second?
09:14Oh, cute, baby.
09:17Uh, sure, the baby's cute, but I mean, look at me, Mom.
09:21I'm, like, way cuter.
09:26Hi, Alex.
09:27Look what I knitted for Justin.
09:32Oh, that's interesting.
09:34And it smells like shampoo.
09:37It's a sweater entirely made of my hair.
09:39Oh.
09:42Yeah, I'm so good.
09:43Uh, uh, can I take your word for it?
09:47Uh, he's upstairs with Max trying to fix Cupid's arrow.
09:50Okay, thanks.
09:51Notice how I didn't react when you said Cupid.
09:54It's my way of acting cool with having a wizard as a best friend,
09:57even though I'm freaking out inside.
10:00Kind of like how I didn't freak out when you said hair sweater.
10:12There.
10:12Good as new, now, Cupid kid.
10:14Shoot Mom, she'll love Dad, and then go home.
10:18You know what?
10:19We are really good at this.
10:23We should open up Cupid's arrow repair shop.
10:29There's only one Cupid.
10:31He has only one arrow.
10:35Oh, yeah.
10:36Good point.
10:39We should also sell burgers.
10:41Babies love burgers.
10:47Hi, guys.
10:48Justin, what do you think of this?
10:51Um, it's kind of nice.
10:54Ooh.
10:55It's really soft, too.
10:57Oh, great, because I knitted it for you for my own hair.
11:00It's 100% me.
11:10I know.
11:12You don't have to say anything.
11:16Look, Harper, I know that you've had a crush obsession on me for a really long time,
11:24but I think it's about that time that I was completely honest with you.
11:28Harper, I am never, ever, ever going to love you more than I do right now.
11:44Oh, Justin, this is the best day of my life.
11:52I should have made you a hair sweater years ago.
11:56I would have been happier and warmer if you had.
12:03Max, what did you do?
12:06Maybe Dad's right.
12:08I shouldn't have a baby gun.
12:12How do I love thee?
12:15Let me count the ways.
12:17I love thee to the depth and breadth.
12:19Oh, this will be more romantic with the sweater on.
12:22Uh, Harper, look, I hate to burst your bubble here, but Justin's only acting like that because
12:30Max just shot him with Cupid's love arrow.
12:34Gosh, I guess you're right.
12:37It's not real love that comes from his butt, not his heart.
12:43Miu e mori.
12:44Let's go for a carriage ride around Central Park.
12:48But I don't care.
12:53Oh, where's your mother?
12:55Ah, father.
13:00For my lady love.
13:05Oh, yes.
13:07Why is he acting like he's in love with Harper?
13:10What are you doing with an arrow, and why are you holding a baby?
13:16Love.
13:17Arrow.
13:17Baby.
13:19That's Cupid.
13:25So you wanted to use magic to solve a problem that started because you used magic?
13:32Yeah, that's kind of what I do, huh?
13:37What's that?
13:40Um, a baby.
13:45Hold still or the baby gets it.
13:48Who's the baby?
13:50Oh, I'm the baby.
13:54Okay, Alex, why do you have a baby?
14:01Um, it's a baby doll from my marriage and family class.
14:09Yes.
14:13Excuse me.
14:18You know what, Alex?
14:19I think it's good you're taking a marriage and family class.
14:22You know, you're never too young to learn how to get along with someone who makes it very difficult to
14:26get along with.
14:28You are so right, Mom.
14:30I'm going to take this doll up to my room and think of ways for Dad to appreciate you more.
14:37Wait a minute.
14:38Is it your open house at school this Friday?
14:41I want to meet your marriage and family teacher.
14:45Why?
14:45Why?
14:48I have some personal stories to share about what marriage and family life are really like once you get past
14:54the pretty pictures in all the bridal magazines.
14:57I fixed it!
14:59Oh.
15:00Maxie, I told you don't play with arrows.
15:04They're dangerous, honey.
15:06Someone could get stuck with this.
15:08And then where would we be?
15:12Closer to the end of our problem.
15:17That was close.
15:20Um, you don't really have marriage and family class, do you?
15:26I love how you know me.
15:39I want to get a drink of water, Dusty.
15:43I only thirst for you, Harpy.
15:46Does that mean you don't want any water?
15:49No.
15:49I want water, too.
15:51We should share everything.
16:04Ah, the waters of love.
16:08Hey, Justin, miss you at Alien Language League?
16:11Blah-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.
16:13You know what I'm saying!
16:15Ha-ha!
16:18I'm sorry, Zeke, I'm done with your childish things.
16:23I've found love.
16:25Ha-ha!
16:26With who?
16:30With me?
16:32Hello, arm?
16:33He's wearing my hair?
16:36Yeah, dude, what is up with that sweater?
16:38You look like the floor of a barber shop.
16:46Zeke, you have insulted my woman's honor.
16:49We will settle this like gentlemen.
16:51Water balloon fight at 30 paces.
16:54You can't throw 30 paces.
16:57Well, that's because you throw like a bling-da-da-da-da.
17:00I do not throw like a bling-da-da-da-da.
17:04Hey, everybody, there's gonna be a fight outside.
17:07Over me!
17:11Okay, my little marriage and family folk.
17:15I hope you can rope your noggins around today's lesson.
17:18Smart shopping with coupons.
17:22There's no better way to get more bang for your buck than with them.
17:27Yeah, I'm bored.
17:32Who's that back in the South 40?
17:35Alex Russo, you're not in this class.
17:40No, Mr. Larry Tate, I am not.
17:43But it's always been my dream to be in this class,
17:47and I think a dedicated teacher like you
17:50would want to help me realize my dreams.
17:58I smell someone trying to sell me some cow patty.
18:04Come on, I really want to be in this class.
18:07I mean, I even brought my own pretend baby,
18:09which is huge because anybody who knows me
18:12knows I never come prepared.
18:16Look, Miss Russo, I'm always partial to enthusiasm,
18:20but the train's already pulled out of the station on this one.
18:24We did that assignment last month.
18:26But, Mr. Larry Tate,
18:29how can you say no to this little guy?
18:43Give it a shot.
18:51A shaving baby doll?
18:54They've officially run out of toys.
19:08What's your choice?
19:10What's your choice?
19:22What's your choice?
19:29A quiet tĆŖte-Ć -tĆŖte over romantic dinner.
19:34Thanks, but it's only 3.30 in the afternoon.
19:38No.
19:40It's never too early for romance.
19:52It's never too early for romance.
19:55Bubbly Laurent.
20:02Justin, the French thing is nice, but a little corny.
20:09You're right.
20:11I must go learn the new language of love for you, which is...
20:17Cantonese.
20:20Come on, Albert. Let's go learn it.
20:25Oh, Alex, thank goodness you're here.
20:27I thought my dream had come true, but Justin won't let me out of his sight.
20:31In fact, he's got his arm around me so much that my shoulder's starting to smell like his armpit.
20:35He looks smelly.
20:37Ah, no need.
20:39I'm not gonna fight you on that.
20:41I don't think I can live like this forever.
20:44Forever? Nah.
20:46Love for my era was only temporary.
20:50Wait.
20:51This is temporary?
20:53Why didn't you tell me that?
20:54I'm a baby.
20:56I forget things.
20:57Hey, look.
20:58I got a belly button.
21:04Dad, bad news.
21:06I couldn't get into marriage and family class.
21:09It's okay.
21:10I think your mom forgot about talking to your teacher at open house tonight.
21:13Oh, that's right.
21:14Tonight is your open house.
21:16Thanks for reminding me, Jerry.
21:19Yeah.
21:20Thanks for reminding her, Dad.
21:24I fixed it.
21:27Maxie, what did I tell you about playing with arrows?
21:32Oh, sorry.
21:48I'm sorry.
21:49Harper!
21:53What are you doing down there?
21:56What are you doing down there?
22:00Bring it in.
22:06You're never going to believe this, but
22:10I signed up for scrapbooking and I made one about us.
22:13Check it out.
22:17Justin, you're taking all the fun out of my unrequited twist and obsession for you.
22:22Leave me alone.
22:23I'm the one who makes the scrapbooks in this relationship.
22:26Harper!
22:31Hey, Justin!
22:32Blah, I need no.
22:33D-lock-a-d-lock-a-d-lock-a-d-lock-a-d-lock-a-d-lock-a-d-lock
22:35-a-d...
22:36Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
22:40What?
22:40I know knock-a-har-per.
22:46Oh!
22:47Oh!
22:48No, no, no, no, no, Zeke!
22:49Guys, what up?
22:50Blah, no, no, no, no, no.
22:54Oh, there's my Justin.
22:56And you used to dog-hom me.
23:01Dad, where's Mom?
23:03You were supposed to keep an eye on her
23:04so she wouldn't go to my marriage and family class.
23:07Well, I lost her by the cupcakes.
23:09Dad, cupcakes?
23:11All right, I got lost in the cupcakes.
23:15Where's Max?
23:17I...
23:19He could fix Cupid's arrow.
23:21Let's go.
23:24Which is why...
24:00I don't know.
24:30I don't know.
25:00I don't know.
25:30I don't know.
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