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00:00:01Oh, wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to Ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit.
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance. You are history's worst nightmare.
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract.
00:00:22For an arranged marriage.
00:00:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton.
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:00:35I tried to get along with you. You brought this on to yourself.
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:40Right back at you.
00:00:42I fucking hate you.
00:00:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:05So, you were arrested.
00:01:09Again.
00:01:12To be fair, when we thought I was leaving, we'll just swim there.
00:01:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:01:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:01:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me,
00:01:26I went in a game.
00:01:30Come on, Gucci.
00:01:31Come on.
00:01:33Good boy.
00:01:35Oh.
00:01:39Okay.
00:01:41Come on, Gucci.
00:01:42Let's go.
00:01:43Hey.
00:01:44Amelia.
00:01:45You too.
00:01:48Oh.
00:01:51Come on, Gucci.
00:01:52Let's go.
00:01:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy,
00:02:00it reflects on me.
00:02:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:10I make my own money.
00:02:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:02:15Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:16I am the spokesperson for man-thomber.
00:02:18That means free underwear for life.
00:02:21For life.
00:02:22Some parents would be proud.
00:02:23Yeah.
00:02:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:33Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:37Hmm.
00:02:39All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:02:41And don't be late.
00:02:44Bye, Dad.
00:02:55Excuse me.
00:03:02Ew.
00:03:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:10He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:14Like you, Amelia.
00:03:17Good one, Romulus.
00:03:35These are great.
00:03:36Hmm.
00:03:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:42No problem.
00:03:43Cool.
00:03:43Well, let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:50Hi.
00:03:52I'm Michelangelo.
00:03:54Chantal.
00:03:54Nice to meet you.
00:03:57I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:59Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:04:04Hold that thought.
00:04:07Hey, Dad.
00:04:09Where the hell were ya?
00:04:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:04:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:15Trepeto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:18I can meet him later.
00:04:20Now the shoe lady's back on the plane again.
00:04:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:27You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:33You interned.
00:04:34You went to business school.
00:04:35You...
00:04:36You have potential, okay?
00:04:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:04:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:04:42Because so far...
00:04:43I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:04:47Bye, Dad.
00:04:50Hey.
00:04:51You okay?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:55Um, but...
00:04:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:10So, it's a...
00:05:13really rare form of cancer.
00:05:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:21Oh, my God.
00:05:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:25But it's really expensive.
00:05:28And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:30Don't worry about that.
00:05:32I have money saved.
00:05:35I'll find the rest.
00:05:36We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:38We're gonna get through this together.
00:05:40Thank you.
00:05:41Julia.
00:05:42Julia.
00:05:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:05:57Did she have a good walk?
00:06:01What's wrong?
00:06:07I'm sorry.
00:06:09This is...
00:06:09No, no, forget that.
00:06:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:13The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:15I have a savings...
00:06:17for my doggy daycare.
00:06:19My dream, but...
00:06:23It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:25And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:06:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:30After our parents passed,
00:06:32I would do anything for her.
00:06:35Amelia.
00:06:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:40You do?
00:06:42Come back tonight.
00:06:44And, uh...
00:06:46Make something nice.
00:06:49Come on, baby.
00:06:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:07:03Except for the dog hair.
00:07:06Well, come with me.
00:07:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:11Are they from Italy?
00:07:12Yes.
00:07:13Wow.
00:07:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:18Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:07:25Mm-hmm.
00:07:25Yeah.
00:07:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:28I'm a dog walker.
00:07:30Don't be so defensive.
00:07:32I wasn't.
00:07:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:41I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:45Amelia.
00:07:47Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:07:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:01What, exactly?
00:08:10How does it look?
00:08:12Not half bad.
00:08:13I mean, it's fine.
00:08:16Whatever.
00:08:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:22Or not.
00:08:24I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:26You work for my dad.
00:08:27You have to do what I say.
00:08:29You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:31Just a few more pictures.
00:08:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:35I don't need Tinder.
00:08:36I'm an underwear model.
00:08:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:41Whatever.
00:08:47Pour me another.
00:08:48I told you, I'm...
00:08:50Now!
00:08:53Fine.
00:08:59See?
00:09:00Dog Walker.
00:09:01That wasn't so hard.
00:09:05What the fuck?
00:09:07This is fucking product!
00:09:12Oh!
00:09:13Asshole!
00:09:15You're crazy, bitch!
00:09:19Amalia!
00:09:20Was ist falsch?
00:09:22Ich habe mich noch ein Bier,
00:09:24und sie fließt.
00:09:26Entschuldigung, Romulus,
00:09:27aber dein Junge ist ein Prick.
00:09:28Ich werde es bleiben.
00:09:29Nein, nein, nein, bitte.
00:09:29Ich entschuldige.
00:09:31Mein Junge ist immature.
00:09:33Und das ist deshalb,
00:09:34ich habe ihn mit dir.
00:09:36Bitte,
00:09:39Ich versuche,
00:09:40ich versuche,
00:09:41er wird auf den Rest der Nacht sein.
00:09:45So, Amalia needs money
00:09:47to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:50Cancer?
00:09:53Und du musst dich aufpassen
00:09:55und provee du bist
00:09:56für die Familie zu machen.
00:09:58Make mein eigenes Geld, Dad.
00:10:01Okay,
00:10:02ich will das Geschäft.
00:10:03Ich denke, wir können
00:10:06machen,
00:10:07wobei jeder
00:10:08wird was sie wollen.
00:10:11Was für ein Deal?
00:10:13Well,
00:10:14es ist nichts crazy.
00:10:15No.
00:10:17You two
00:10:17just have to get married,
00:10:18that's all.
00:10:20What?
00:10:22What?
00:10:23Romulus,
00:10:24what are you saying?
00:10:25I can't marry
00:10:25the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:27Yeah,
00:10:27and I can't marry
00:10:28someone who picks up dog crap
00:10:30for a living.
00:10:30Well,
00:10:31at least I don't pose
00:10:32in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:34Look,
00:10:36you have to grow up
00:10:37before you can run our business.
00:10:38And the best way to do that
00:10:39is to get married.
00:10:41We're not even a match.
00:10:42We hate each other.
00:10:44At least I do.
00:10:45Obviously.
00:10:46See,
00:10:47there's something in common already.
00:10:49Look,
00:10:49you know,
00:10:51my wife and I,
00:10:52we were opposites.
00:10:53We were like pizza
00:10:55and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:57She sure drove me crazy
00:10:59when we first met her.
00:11:01I know you're probably thinking
00:11:03I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:11:04But,
00:11:04I learned a thing or two
00:11:06in 70 years.
00:11:08You two have chemistry.
00:11:10Yeah,
00:11:10like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:12As if.
00:11:13Romulus,
00:11:14isn't there another way?
00:11:15I don't wanna be miserable
00:11:16for the rest of my life.
00:11:18Amelia,
00:11:18you do wanna help your sister,
00:11:20don't you?
00:11:21Well,
00:11:21you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:11:23if you just
00:11:24agree to this arrangement.
00:11:30What's it gonna be?
00:11:35What's it gonna be?
00:11:39Fine.
00:11:40I'll do it.
00:11:42For Betsy.
00:11:46Well,
00:11:47Angelo,
00:11:48it's not polite
00:11:49to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:51If you're not gonna agree
00:11:52to marry her,
00:11:54then you're gonna lose
00:11:55the business.
00:11:57And you're also gonna lose
00:11:58your inheritance.
00:12:00What the hell, Dad?
00:12:04Fuck it.
00:12:05Fine.
00:12:05I'll do it.
00:12:07Now,
00:12:07let's just
00:12:08go into the office now.
00:12:10The lorries have already
00:12:11drafted the contract
00:12:12and, son,
00:12:14we are gonna need
00:12:14some champagne.
00:12:17You're in my mind.
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:18Try and make yourself
00:12:19look decent, Alan.
00:12:23You will be engaged
00:12:24for a period of 30 days,
00:12:26followed by a wedding
00:12:28planned by me.
00:12:29And I'll tell you,
00:12:29it's gonna be a big one
00:12:30for the ages, too.
00:12:32I hope the Hollywood Bowl's
00:12:34not booked.
00:12:35Anyway,
00:12:36you must move in together
00:12:37immediately
00:12:38to avoid any suspicion,
00:12:39you know.
00:12:41Look, there's nothing wrong
00:12:42with an arranged marriage,
00:12:44but,
00:12:44well,
00:12:45it can't do any good
00:12:45if word got out
00:12:46to the public, right?
00:12:48That's why this has to be
00:12:49our own secret.
00:12:50While we agreed.
00:12:53Sure.
00:12:54Alright.
00:12:55Sign here.
00:12:56Thank you.
00:13:14Salute to the new couple.
00:13:25So,
00:13:27your place or mine?
00:13:29I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:31Fine.
00:13:32Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:43So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:46It's like a museum in here.
00:13:48A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:51Ugh.
00:14:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:06What was this?
00:14:08Put it in the trash.
00:14:09This isn't trash.
00:14:10These are my sisters.
00:14:11She's an artist.
00:14:12So, put them in your room.
00:14:14I said you could live here,
00:14:15not decorate.
00:14:16Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:17Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:19That's man-thong.
00:14:20It's trademarked.
00:14:26Look,
00:14:26I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:28If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:14:29we're doing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:31It's an electric.
00:14:38Oh,
00:14:38by the way,
00:14:40this is gonna work.
00:14:42You might wanna start wearing that.
00:14:45Gee, thanks.
00:14:47Welcome.
00:14:54You're getting married?
00:14:56Shh, Betsy.
00:14:58Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:59Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:01It's just...
00:15:02It's not like you.
00:15:04You're sitting...
00:15:05Reserved.
00:15:07Safe.
00:15:09Like I always taught you.
00:15:12Mom?
00:15:13Things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:15:16And besides,
00:15:18Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:15:21So, I'm okay with the quote proposal.
00:15:24Michelangelo?
00:15:25The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:26Michelangelo?
00:15:29Michelangelo...
00:15:30Dino Valino?
00:15:31Maybe you've...
00:15:32heard of him?
00:15:33Michelangelo Dino Valino?
00:15:35Shhh!
00:15:39Is it...
00:15:40The Socialite Animal who's like...
00:15:42Start a hundred cancelled Bravo shows?
00:15:44How did you even meet?
00:15:46His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:49It's...
00:15:50been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:53He's so toxic.
00:15:56Speak of the devil.
00:15:59Oh, yeah.
00:16:01You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:16:04This is a doctor's office.
00:16:08Amelia.
00:16:10Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:12Doctor's ready.
00:16:15We'll talk about this later.
00:16:38Ready to get wet, baby?
00:16:41We're already wet.
00:16:58Where did that come from?
00:17:01Where did that come from?
00:17:07No.
00:17:25Nice place.
00:17:27I love the artwork.
00:17:28Thanks.
00:17:29Finally.
00:17:30Ooh, good taste.
00:17:34Oh, I'm good.
00:17:35We had plenty at dinner.
00:17:38More for me.
00:17:42You know, if you like it down here,
00:17:45you should see the bedroom.
00:17:47Ooh.
00:17:58Who are you?
00:18:00Who are you?
00:18:02Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:18:08Whatever.
00:18:09Can you guys just keep it down?
00:18:10I have work tomorrow morning.
00:18:13This is my house?
00:18:15We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:18:18Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:18:21You've got to be kidding me.
00:18:23What's wrong, Doug Walker?
00:18:25Who's jealous?
00:18:26Jealous?
00:18:27I'm not jealous.
00:18:29I'm not jealous.
00:18:31Sweet dreams.
00:18:38I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:18:41How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:44Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:04See you later.
00:19:07And, um...
00:19:08Don't worry about last night.
00:19:10Sorry.
00:19:11I had one too many to drink.
00:19:12It won't happen again.
00:19:13Better not.
00:19:26How's the hangover, roomie?
00:19:28Not now.
00:19:30My head's killing me.
00:19:31We need to talk about last night.
00:19:32No.
00:19:33What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:37I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:19:39Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:41But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:44And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:19:47Fine.
00:19:48I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:19:49Just give me my phone.
00:19:51My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:19:54And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:19:58Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:00Yeah, no shit.
00:20:01I'm serious.
00:20:03Don't screw this up.
00:20:05I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:20:08I know what I'm doing.
00:20:10Dog walker.
00:20:11And just so we're clear.
00:20:12I will fuck whoever I want.
00:20:14Whenever I want.
00:20:15Wherever I want.
00:20:17Fine.
00:20:18Do whatever you want.
00:20:21Sorry.
00:20:22It's a bit harsh.
00:20:23I'm just really...
00:20:27hungover.
00:20:29That could have gone better.
00:20:35Thank you.
00:20:36Hey, baby.
00:20:38You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:40You're rich now.
00:20:42I know.
00:20:43I like it.
00:20:44Ah, it's good to hear.
00:20:46You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:50Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:54Oh, fine.
00:20:55Yeah.
00:20:56We're still getting to know each other.
00:20:57All right.
00:20:59Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:00Oh, and listen.
00:21:01He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:21:04Look, I...
00:21:05I promise.
00:21:06I wouldn't be so sure.
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:08You're right.
00:21:10Well, we'll see you later.
00:21:12Yeah.
00:21:12Come on, Gucci.
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:14Come on.
00:21:14Bye, Gooch.
00:21:18Hey, Amelia.
00:21:20Hey, Jake.
00:21:22Gucci, no!
00:21:23Royce!
00:21:25It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:29It's to see you up close for once.
00:21:32Yeah.
00:21:32It's in here.
00:21:40Sorry.
00:21:41Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:21:44This whole family, actually.
00:21:46All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:48I should make a reality show.
00:21:50The real dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:21:54Do you want to walk together?
00:21:56Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:59Yeah.
00:22:00I'd like that.
00:22:06So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:22:09A couple months.
00:22:10I like it.
00:22:11I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:22:14Barista.
00:22:15Wooper driver.
00:22:17Delivery guy.
00:22:19Movie extra?
00:22:19You were in a movie.
00:22:21Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:23I was trying to impress you.
00:22:25How about you?
00:22:27How long have you been doing this?
00:22:28I don't know.
00:22:29My whole life, I guess.
00:22:31It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:35I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:38I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:40Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:46If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:49My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:51Do you want to go?
00:22:54And I have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:22:58You did?
00:23:00Yeah.
00:23:02I still do.
00:23:06He's cute.
00:23:07I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:23:11Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:23:17I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:19Hell yeah.
00:23:21I mean, uh, regular.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:26I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:31I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:35Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:38Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:23:43Looks pretty big.
00:23:44It was a big school.
00:23:46Public schools.
00:23:48Am I right?
00:23:49Come on.
00:23:53I mean, it kinda looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:57Me?
00:23:58Engaged?
00:23:59No.
00:23:59Are you kidding?
00:24:00I'm 24.
00:24:01I'm practically still a baby.
00:24:03I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:24:07Nope.
00:24:08Single and ready to mingle.
00:24:10Okay.
00:24:14Royce pooped.
00:24:15I should pick it up.
00:24:17Where?
00:24:17I don't see it.
00:24:18Just over there.
00:24:26Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:29Of course.
00:24:30It's an office.
00:24:30You wanna be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:24:33You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:24:38Very funny.
00:24:39You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:41Yes, I know.
00:24:41Yeah.
00:24:42That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:24:45So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:24:49Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:24:49Fuck no.
00:24:51Come on, Dad.
00:25:00Ow!
00:25:04Oh my goodness.
00:25:06Are you okay?
00:25:07Hi.
00:25:08I'm Michelangelo.
00:25:14You're engaged, remember?
00:25:18And this is our new palette.
00:25:21It's Matt's collection.
00:25:23He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:25:26But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:25:38What, Dad?
00:25:41What a day, Dad.
00:25:43It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:44Look at you.
00:25:45You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:25:50Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:25:52Hard work does pay off.
00:25:54Just look at Amelia.
00:25:55What about her?
00:25:56She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:58Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:00But she just worked hard, and now...
00:26:03Well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:26:05I guess that's impressive.
00:26:07Yeah, see.
00:26:08See, it is.
00:26:09I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:26:12I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:26:20Break's over.
00:26:37Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:39One day down.
00:26:41Forty more years to go.
00:26:44Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work,
00:26:50raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:26:57You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:27:06Tonight?
00:27:07Shit.
00:27:08When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:27:10I promise we'd Netflix and bang tonight.
00:27:12The LA Zoo fundraiser.
00:27:13Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:27:15Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Berlina Navidad.
00:27:21Don't you think it's a bit... soon, Dad?
00:27:24I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:27:26What's the matter?
00:27:28You two are getting along all right, aren't you?
00:27:29Yeah, yeah, just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:27:34All right, so it's all settled.
00:27:35I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.
00:27:43Bye, Dad.
00:27:54So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:00Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:28:05And?
00:28:06And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:28:10But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:28:13I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:28:16You better not let that hair down.
00:28:18Sorry, just an expression.
00:28:26How's it going in there?
00:28:28I'm coming out!
00:28:29Don't...
00:28:38That bad?
00:28:41I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:28:46Buy that dress ASAP.
00:28:51Leave me alone, party boy.
00:28:53I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:04I'm going out.
00:29:21I've got my own function.
00:29:22I'm going out.
00:29:22I'm going out!
00:29:28But I'm going out.
00:29:28Oh!
00:29:28I'm going out.
00:29:29I'm going out.
00:29:29What?
00:29:30What are you looking at?
00:29:32You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:34Oh, thanks.
00:29:35Um, I...
00:29:37Did you forget my name?
00:29:39No, there's just...
00:29:41Something different.
00:29:43Did you change your hair?
00:29:45Why do you care?
00:29:46The manwhorehouse is yours tonight. I'm going out.
00:29:49I just forgot my charger.
00:29:50Awesome, thanks.
00:29:54I'm taking this.
00:29:56Wait, I've been calling you.
00:29:57We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:58I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:00Hold on!
00:30:04Amelia!
00:30:12Alright, hey. Look who's right on time.
00:30:15Nice.
00:30:16Where's Amelia?
00:30:19She's... sick.
00:30:20She can't make it.
00:30:22Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:30:23If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:30:26Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.
00:30:28Give her some...
00:30:29Give her some nice soup.
00:30:31I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:30:33Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better sooner.
00:30:35Poor thing.
00:30:37Okay, Dad.
00:30:39See you in the office.
00:30:46Stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:48I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:09Stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:17Wow.
00:31:18Amelia.
00:31:19Hi.
00:31:21You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:31:24Without a dog.
00:31:26Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:29I kind of panicked.
00:31:30No worries.
00:31:31I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:31:34Yeah.
00:31:35But, you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:37Talk to the bartender.
00:31:39Wow.
00:31:40The IP treatment.
00:31:41You look like it.
00:31:43Thanks, Dad.
00:31:45Hey, lover boy.
00:31:47We're on.
00:31:49Gotta go.
00:31:51Find me in the green room after.
00:31:53Hope you like it.
00:31:54Break a leg, lover boy.
00:32:15Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:32:27Good.
00:32:28Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:29Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:33One more, please.
00:32:38But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:48Jake, you guys were great.
00:32:51You really think so?
00:32:53I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:56The who?
00:32:58You don't know the strokes.
00:33:01Are they older?
00:33:03I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:33:07It's alright.
00:33:08Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:33:10You want something to drink?
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:13Thank you.
00:33:20So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:33:23Since I was 13.
00:33:25Played in bands all through high school and college.
00:33:27But, I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:33:30That's awesome.
00:33:32When I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job.
00:33:35Focus on music full time.
00:33:37You're gonna quit dog walking?
00:33:39I thought you liked it.
00:33:41I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:45I don't even like dogs that much.
00:33:47I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:49A cat person?
00:33:50A cat person?
00:33:53Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:55Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:57I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:00I just want to relax.
00:34:01Have a good time.
00:34:04I'm beautiful, you know that?
00:34:08I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:34:10Now I'm not sure.
00:34:11We have nothing in common.
00:34:13Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:34:19The heck.
00:34:20I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:34:22Michelangelo had his fun.
00:34:23Now I can have mine.
00:34:38Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:42What's going on?
00:34:43That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:34:47He's not.
00:34:48You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:50Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:52What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:53Back off, dude.
00:34:55Back off.
00:34:56Grubby little hipster.
00:34:57She's my fiance.
00:34:59So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:01Jake, I can explain.
00:35:04Let's go.
00:35:07I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:35:08I'm not Jake.
00:35:15This is for making me uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:35:20And this is for making me listen to you.
00:35:27I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:35:30You're such a hypocrite.
00:35:32Yeah, well I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:34I'm just an Italian-American psycho.
00:35:37I'm not following you around.
00:35:39You know what? I get it.
00:35:40You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:45Me jealous?
00:35:46Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:48Like I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:51I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:53I have a name.
00:35:55Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:57That is an original.
00:35:58I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:00Oh, fine!
00:36:01I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:36:05I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:36:07They're treating me like shit!
00:36:10That's from the Renaissance!
00:36:12You are history's worst nightmare!
00:36:13I tried to make this work with you.
00:36:15We signed a contract!
00:36:16For an arranged marriage!
00:36:18Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:36:21You are such a simpleton!
00:36:25Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:36:27Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat!
00:36:30I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!
00:36:32I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:36:34Right back at you!
00:36:36I fucking hate you!
00:36:38I fucking hate you more!
00:36:43thank you!
00:36:55woo
00:36:56thank you!
00:36:58thank you!
00:36:59thank you!
00:36:59thank you!
00:37:00thank you!
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00:40:23No, morning.
00:40:33Was was that about? Must be the hangover.
00:40:45Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight. Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:01Hey, unfortunately something came up. I can't make it tonight.
00:41:09Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker? And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:41:33Hey.
00:41:36Hi.
00:41:39We should talk about Leslie.
00:41:45I'm not very good with words.
00:41:46Me neither.
00:41:47But last night I-
00:41:49You don't have to say anything.
00:41:50We both know it was a mistake.
00:41:52And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:41:55Like nothing ever happened.
00:41:57I don't think you understand if you would just listen to me for a second.
00:41:59Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:02I'm a big girl. I've had a one night stand before.
00:42:05I've never been with someone like you before.
00:42:08Okay, I get it. I'm not one of your- your models or your- your D-list actresses.
00:42:14You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:42:18I know that if you would take back last night that you would.
00:42:21I mean-
00:42:21Frankly, so would I.
00:42:22I mean, you're driving me nuts. You don't understand.
00:42:25Let's- let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:42:27I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:42:32Wait. Did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:37What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:40I have a confession to make.
00:42:45Last night-
00:42:46I don't know how. I don't know why.
00:42:50That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:42:55Really?
00:42:55Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:58I'm not a good actor.
00:42:59I could even do reality TV.
00:43:02But there is a fire between us Amelia.
00:43:06Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:43:11You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:43:14Amelia.
00:43:15Please.
00:43:18I know you felt it too.
00:43:25Amelia.
00:43:26Amelia.
00:43:27Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:43:30I felt it too.
00:43:35So why are we fighting it?
00:43:38I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:41I do.
00:43:49Go, go, go, go.
00:43:51Go, go.
00:43:52Go go.
00:44:09All day in the morning.
00:44:16I'm like, that's right.
00:44:18All day in the morning.
00:44:19How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:44:23It's not my fault.
00:44:24They should change the name.
00:44:27No wonder they canceled Vanderpump Superyacht.
00:44:31If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:44:33The captain gets super drunk off his espresso martinis, and he almost sinks the boat.
00:44:42You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:44:48Thanks?
00:44:50You know, we could actually try this.
00:44:54Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:44:57I'm serious.
00:44:59The wedding's coming up.
00:45:02We could give it a shot.
00:45:04You mean, like, you and me.
00:45:06Together, together.
00:45:07Why not?
00:45:09Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:45:24Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:45:31Oh, hey, Royce.
00:45:34Jake?
00:45:36How's it going?
00:45:37Good.
00:45:38Yeah.
00:45:40Look, the other night was kind of...
00:45:42Crazy.
00:45:42I know.
00:45:44I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:45:46We were kind of in a fight.
00:45:49I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:45:51Is he always like that?
00:45:53So aggressive and controlling?
00:45:55I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:45:58He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:46:01Well, I am his woman.
00:46:03He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:46:06And I don't blame him.
00:46:08Oh, my God.
00:46:09Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:46:13I didn't mean a pride.
00:46:15I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:46:18I'm here if you need to talk.
00:46:20Thanks, Jake.
00:46:21But I'm engaged.
00:46:23Remember?
00:46:25And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:46:28Well, we had a connection.
00:46:30You're a cat person.
00:46:32It never would have worked.
00:46:34Come on, Gucci.
00:46:35Let's go.
00:46:39Cats are awesome.
00:46:44That was a great presentation.
00:46:48The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:46:51You think so?
00:46:52Ooh.
00:46:53Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:46:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:46:57Now, listen, I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:47:00You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:47:03Gucci?
00:47:03Sure.
00:47:04But, I mean, your dog's more Amelia's specialty.
00:47:08Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:47:09You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:47:13At the dog park?
00:47:14Mm-hmm.
00:47:15I just texted her.
00:47:16It's all set.
00:47:17Now.
00:47:19Go get her lover, boy.
00:47:31So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:47:34You've never played fetch before?
00:47:38It's my dad's dog, not mine.
00:47:41Let me try.
00:47:43That's okay.
00:47:44I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:47:50Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:47:54No.
00:47:55I like my work.
00:47:57What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:48:02You're right.
00:48:02I should work less.
00:48:05If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:48:12Fetch Gucci.
00:48:13Gucci.
00:48:15Gucci.
00:48:17I've got a big surprise.
00:48:20A surprise?
00:48:21Just wait and see.
00:48:31Grazie, Enzo.
00:48:32Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:48:39What's that?
00:48:41Special delivery from Mastery Owens Italian Deli.
00:48:46But Gucci, it's your favorite prosciutto.
00:48:51You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:48:54I thought you were off the clock today.
00:48:58Besides, a special occasion.
00:49:01I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:49:07Okay.
00:49:08This is for us.
00:49:10Why don't you get us a court script?
00:49:10What else is in the bag?
00:49:12Just some imported Italian ingredients, so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:49:17You can cook?
00:49:32That was so good.
00:49:34I feel like I just went to Italy, even though I've never been.
00:49:38How did you do this?
00:49:40I can't cook at all.
00:49:42Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:49:44Did you learn in culinary school?
00:49:46No.
00:49:47My mom taught me.
00:49:49Tell me about her.
00:49:51I never told a girl about my mom.
00:49:54Sorry.
00:49:55I don't mean to pray.
00:49:58She passed away when I was 11.
00:50:00Breast cancer.
00:50:02But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:50:05She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.
00:50:09She taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:50:12We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:50:17I still have all of her recipes here.
00:50:21Handwritten in Italian.
00:50:23That's really special.
00:50:27I miss her.
00:50:29This might sound corny, but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:50:35It's not corny.
00:50:37But I didn't know you were such a softie.
00:50:39Just don't tell TMZ.
00:50:43What about your parents?
00:50:45My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:50:49It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:50:52I'm sorry.
00:50:53I just really hope these treatments work.
00:50:58I don't want to lose her, too.
00:51:01I'm sorry.
00:51:02Your story made me emotional.
00:51:04I'm going to go do the dishes.
00:51:06I'll help you.
00:51:07No, no, it's fine.
00:51:08I like doing the dishes.
00:51:09It relaxes me.
00:51:11Good.
00:51:12Because I hate them.
00:51:13Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:51:20Is it just the wine?
00:51:21Or am I really falling for...
00:51:24him?
00:51:24Her.
00:51:27You don't want espresso.
00:51:30It's not the most.
00:51:37Hey.
00:51:39Hey.
00:51:40Do you want an espresso?
00:51:42I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:51:44No, thank you.
00:51:45You need to have a morning meeting.
00:51:46I'm kind of in a rush.
00:51:47Okay.
00:51:48Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:51:50How could I?
00:51:52Ready, bro?
00:51:54Well, let me fix your tie.
00:51:57What do you know about ties?
00:51:59You wear t-shirts to work.
00:52:00And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:52:04Touche.
00:52:05There you go.
00:52:07Okay, bye.
00:52:08Bye.
00:52:11Love you.
00:52:12Love you too.
00:52:18Love you too.
00:52:23Love you too.
00:52:24Reflex.
00:52:25I didn't mean to say that.
00:52:26Me neither.
00:52:27Too soon.
00:52:29Talk about it later?
00:52:31Yeah.
00:52:32Okay.
00:52:33Okay.
00:52:34Could that have been any more awkward?
00:52:37And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:52:45Look who's here.
00:52:47Hey, my little guy.
00:52:49Hey, little Gucci.
00:52:51Look at this right here.
00:52:54Let's try it.
00:52:57Oh, yeah.
00:52:58Now, here's mine.
00:53:00Just like that.
00:53:02Yeah.
00:53:03Even got one for big brother.
00:53:05Right there.
00:53:06Come to Papa.
00:53:08Yes, my boy.
00:53:10All right.
00:53:11All right.
00:53:12So.
00:53:18We got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:53:21This is two weeks off.
00:53:22Hollywood Bowl.
00:53:23They're waiting for an answer.
00:53:25And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:53:27He says the band is free.
00:53:30You like Coldplay, right?
00:53:32Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:53:35Cool.
00:53:37Well, all right.
00:53:38Then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:53:40How about that?
00:53:40Not too big.
00:53:41Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:53:43Dad, let's just pump the brakes.
00:53:45We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:53:47What?
00:53:48Something wrong with Amelia?
00:53:50No.
00:53:51Everything's great.
00:53:53It's better than great, honestly.
00:53:55But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:53:59That's our thing.
00:54:01It's not Amelia's thing.
00:54:03I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:54:05Wow.
00:54:06I never thought of that.
00:54:09You know, you have a very good point there.
00:54:12I'm very impressed.
00:54:15You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:54:19I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:54:22Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:54:25Love?
00:54:27Yeah, love.
00:54:29I don't know.
00:54:31He's cute.
00:54:33All right, all right.
00:54:34Change of deal.
00:54:35Then I cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?
00:54:38And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair,
00:54:41a wedding with Coldplay.
00:54:43No Coldplay, Dad.
00:54:45No Coldplay.
00:54:54So...
00:54:55It's about my cancer treatment.
00:54:58It's not working.
00:54:59I know it.
00:55:00I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:55:03And I'm cured.
00:55:13I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:55:18It only took two sessions?
00:55:20I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:55:24Maybe I didn't need the Dino Foligno's money.
00:55:26What's wrong, sis?
00:55:28We should be celebrating!
00:55:30I brought Prosecco.
00:55:32No, yeah.
00:55:34No, I'm good.
00:55:35Yeah.
00:55:36Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:55:39You can tell me anything.
00:55:41Is it Michelangelo?
00:55:43Is everything okay?
00:55:45If that punk pretty boy hurts you,
00:55:48I will take that man thong
00:55:49and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:55:51that it will cut him in two.
00:55:54It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:55:58It's me.
00:56:00I have to tell you something.
00:56:06I cannot believe that they convinced you to do
00:56:09an arranged marriage!
00:56:12What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:56:14It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:56:16and you know that I would do anything for you.
00:56:20Actually, he's not that bad.
00:56:24I kind of like him.
00:56:26Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:56:29We need to get you out of there.
00:56:32Betsy, I have real feelings for him.
00:56:38But what about the tabloid stories?
00:56:40You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:56:43They banned him for life!
00:56:46You'll never go to Epcot.
00:56:48He's not actually like the stories.
00:56:50Or, at least, not to me.
00:56:53He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:56:58If you marry Michelangelo,
00:57:00he will make your life a living hell.
00:57:04What if you meet him?
00:57:06Yeah, meet him.
00:57:09Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:57:10Maybe he'll actually like him.
00:57:12Don't count on it.
00:57:13Please, me.
00:57:15Just give him a chance.
00:57:17Fine.
00:57:19Yes.
00:57:20Only one.
00:57:21Yes.
00:57:24You won't regret it.
00:57:25I'm going to go get the Prosecco.
00:57:29You better bring the whole bottle.
00:57:34Thank you for making dinner.
00:57:36Of course.
00:57:37I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:57:39We need to celebrate.
00:57:43Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:57:48You mean besides me?
00:57:49I'm serious.
00:57:50It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:57:53Have a glass of wine.
00:57:56Tonight's going to be great.
00:58:07It's enormous.
00:58:10Why would anybody need so much room?
00:58:15It's nice to see you too, sis.
00:58:19Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
00:58:24So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
00:58:33How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
00:58:3596 Dom Perignon?
00:58:37Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
00:58:40Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
00:58:42It's worth more than my car.
00:58:44Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:58:49$8.99 at Ralph's.
00:58:50It's delicious.
00:58:53This was made in France.
00:58:55Sorry, can't touch that stuff.
00:58:58So, who wants a drink?
00:59:20You've hardly touched your food.
00:59:23It's a little too rich for me.
00:59:28Mine tastes great.
00:59:32So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.
00:59:38You don't mind, do you?
00:59:41Fire away.
00:59:43So, I know you two have been having your...
00:59:46fun.
00:59:48Um, but...
00:59:49what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
00:59:54I don't think it's going to.
00:59:57That's cute and all, but...
01:00:00What about her career?
01:00:01Are you going to support her?
01:00:03Or kids, what's your stance on that?
01:00:04Or are you just going to jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:09Betsy!
01:00:11Look, I know I have a past,
01:00:14but I'm committed to it.
01:00:16We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.
01:00:19See, Michelangelo, that's my point.
01:00:21We two are getting married, and you barely know each other.
01:00:25We know it all.
01:00:27Easy, Betsy.
01:00:29I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
01:00:32And if you really cared about Amelia,
01:00:35you would give her the time.
01:00:37And what makes you such an expert?
01:00:39I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:00:41Michelangelo.
01:00:42You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
01:00:45It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.
01:00:47She gets it from you.
01:00:49Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:00:51You started it.
01:00:58Why don't we all just calm down?
01:01:01Betsy's just looking out for my best interest.
01:01:04No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:01:07That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:01:09She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:01:11You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:01:13And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:01:16You know what?
01:01:17You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:01:19That's my sister.
01:01:20She just survived cancer.
01:01:24That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:01:27This is my house too, and she can say whatever she wants.
01:01:30Not to me.
01:01:31You know, maybe she should be concerned.
01:01:33I don't like this side of you.
01:01:34See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,
01:01:37but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:01:40You told her?
01:01:41She's my sister.
01:01:42I don't care.
01:01:43That violates our agreement.
01:01:44Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:01:45A contractual agreement?
01:01:47Some kind of obligation?
01:01:48It's not what I meant.
01:01:50It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:01:52I love you.
01:01:54You love me?
01:01:55Don't listen to him.
01:01:57He doesn't even know what that means.
01:01:58Shut the fuck up!
01:02:00You know what?
01:02:01Maybe she was right.
01:02:02I shouldn't have signed that contract.
01:02:04It's over.
01:02:10We need to get out of here.
01:02:13I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix,
01:02:15to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.
01:02:22Amelia, I know this is hard to hear,
01:02:26but you did the right thing.
01:02:28You could do so much better than him.
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:33But he isn't a monster.
01:02:34I shouldn't have said that.
01:02:36We can talk about it on the road.
01:02:38Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:02:42Lay low for a bit.
01:02:44Mexico?
01:02:44Or Canada.
01:02:46Whatever.
01:02:47It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Levinos.
01:02:51Or worse.
01:02:52I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.
01:02:55I mean, I only told you about the contract.
01:02:58It's not like I told the media.
01:02:59You don't know that.
01:03:02We're liabilities.
01:03:04Loose ends.
01:03:05You should listen to more True Kind podcast.
01:03:11Get rid of that thing.
01:03:13They could be tracking us right now.
01:03:16Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the Echoplex the other day.
01:03:20See?
01:03:22You could have a sniper on us.
01:03:28It's Romulus.
01:03:30Hey, Romulus.
01:03:32What?
01:03:33What do you mean, Gucci's missing?
01:03:47Oh, you came.
01:03:50Against my better judgment.
01:03:52I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:03:55I've just been busy, but it's over with now.
01:04:00You should punish me for straying.
01:04:05You make me sick.
01:04:07I make me sick.
01:04:14I make me sick.
01:04:18Nice underwear.
01:04:20It's a great craftsmanship.
01:04:26Okay.
01:04:27Let's get this over with.
01:04:32Is that all you have to say?
01:04:35Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:04:37I'm sorry, Chantel.
01:04:41I thought I wanted this.
01:04:45But I don't.
01:04:47I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:04:58It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:05:03Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.
01:05:06Here I am fucking devastated.
01:05:09And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:05:12And she just wanted to come back to me.
01:05:16No.
01:05:23Mira.
01:05:27Hi Dad.
01:05:29Gucci is gone?
01:05:31I'll be right there.
01:05:41Romulus
01:05:45I only had him off the leash for a second
01:05:48We were practically in the house
01:05:49And then all of a sudden
01:05:50He just shot off like a rocket
01:05:53I've been calling him all night
01:05:54But he won't come back
01:05:57We can help you find him
01:05:59Yeah
01:06:00Right?
01:06:02Good, thanks
01:06:04Gucci
01:06:05This better not be a trap
01:06:06Just come on
01:06:10Gucci
01:06:11Gucci
01:06:12Gucci
01:06:13Hey, hey, hey
01:06:14Where's Michelangelo?
01:06:15I thought you were both together
01:06:16Why isn't he here with you?
01:06:18Oh, um, he's
01:06:20Sorry, I'm late, Dad
01:06:22Where were you?
01:06:23I had a stop for late night delivery at Mastrionis
01:06:26It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:06:28If this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:06:29Nothing will
01:06:31Smart move, dude
01:06:33Here, ladies
01:06:33Take a piece of this prosciutto
01:06:35Yeah, that's it
01:06:40Give me the irk
01:06:52Gucci
01:06:52Gucci
01:06:58It's hopeless
01:07:01We've been looking for him all night long
01:07:04We're never gonna find him
01:07:06Don't give up, Dad
01:07:07He's just off having a little adventure
01:07:09Keep looking
01:07:09He'll turn up in a few minutes
01:07:12See?
01:07:13They're not gonna kill us
01:07:15I do have to admit, though
01:07:17I didn't expect to see this side of him
01:07:19He's really there for his dad
01:07:22His dad's dog
01:07:24So you approve now?
01:07:26They didn't say that
01:07:30Gucci!
01:07:34Gucci!
01:07:35My boy's back!
01:07:43Okay, okay
01:07:46I'm a little closer to approving
01:07:54I might have possibly misjudged you
01:08:02A little
01:08:04It's okay
01:08:05Most of what the tabloids publish is true
01:08:08They just leave out part of the story
01:08:11Amelia
01:08:13Can we talk?
01:08:17Please?
01:08:20Amelia
01:08:22Can we talk?
01:08:25Please?
01:08:27Okay
01:08:36Amelia
01:08:38I'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:08:41I shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:08:43And I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:08:49I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:08:55Thanks for saying that
01:08:58I needed to hear that
01:09:01And I'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:04You're not one
01:09:06I'm still learning new things about you
01:09:09Most of them are good
01:09:12I'm happy we signed the contract
01:09:16I'm not
01:09:19You're not?
01:09:20What do you mean?
01:09:23Amelia, this might sound crazy, but
01:09:27I meant it when I said that I love you
01:09:30And I don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together
01:09:36I want to know that our love is real
01:09:41Dad
01:09:42What is it, son?
01:09:44I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia
01:09:47Why, son?
01:09:49Because I want to ask her to marry me
01:09:53And not because of some legal obligation
01:09:58But because she wants to
01:10:05Consider our contracts null and void
01:10:14Amelia
01:10:16What will it be?
01:10:19Will you marry me?
01:10:22No
01:10:26Yes
01:10:27I'll marry you
01:10:44You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:10:47And I'm the happiest dog walker
01:10:50Look at me
01:10:52I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct
01:10:56All right, all right, you two
01:10:57That's enough, all right?
01:10:59We spent this whole night together
01:11:01Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:03We'll have a nice breakfast
01:11:04Italian style
01:11:07Hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:11:09I think I can get used to it
01:11:11And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:11:14I want to hear from everybody involved
01:11:18Especially Coldplay
01:11:18We're not getting Coldplay, Dad
01:11:21It was worth a try
01:11:46And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:11:50Michelangelo?
01:11:54Amelia
01:11:57Even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:11:59We're perfect together
01:12:03I've learned so much from you
01:12:05In such a short amount of time
01:12:06And not just about dogs
01:12:10I don't know how I ever managed anything without you
01:12:16I'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:12:21As I take over the family business from my father this year
01:12:24And in return, I promise to be patient
01:12:31And a loving husband
01:12:32As you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare
01:12:36You've always dreamt of
01:12:42Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear
01:12:48I love you so much
01:12:55I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model
01:12:59But here we are
01:13:02Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell
01:13:04And you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:13:07Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy
01:13:15And although we haven't spent much time together
01:13:17It feels like a lifetime
01:13:19In a good way
01:13:21I know your mom would be proud of you
01:13:22Te amo Michelangelo
01:13:24I love you
01:13:26With the power vested in me by almighty God
01:13:28And the city of Beverly Hills
01:13:30I now pronounce you husband and wife
01:13:33You may kiss your bride
01:13:43Thanks
01:13:45I'm Betsy
01:13:46Amelia's sister
01:13:47I'm Jake
01:13:48Another dog walker
01:13:51It's crazy
01:13:52You know, given my sister
01:13:54But I've always been more of a cat person
01:13:56Me too
01:14:00Look
01:14:01It's a class
01:14:02You know, given my entire home
01:14:05Choose and go
01:14:07Everywhere
01:14:08Choose family
01:14:08Choose family
01:14:09Choose family
01:14:13Vielen Dank.
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