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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dreamed.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking at you.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're born, feet up, sweet guy.
01:05You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:26Que los forever.
01:30Let's go!
01:58A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:08When she met Trevor
02:11Que los forever
02:15Que los forever
02:19Que los forever
02:20You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27Cool but you wanna put me
02:29Close it off, wanting back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Marlboro to the Boston
02:33We're having a lot of games to make up with that big party
02:36This bike's coming, this big turtle
02:41Back to this old, okay?
02:42We're gonna get out soon
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know
02:53I know
02:53You're right
02:55But right hunched over your phone like
02:58A tree
03:00A darkly hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:07You say
03:08You're lost to sea
03:10Call the power and your light
03:14You're washed up irrelevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:24You're standing in my light
03:25You're standing in my light
03:26You're sta-
03:34deceit
03:35You're
03:36You
03:36You're
03:38You're
03:40You're
03:40You'reustom
03:50You're
03:51You're
03:51You're
03:51K
03:51Nice try, knock it out the way
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hand
03:58I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya
04:00You wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
04:06Nice try, get out the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:28I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:32They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that weird
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio?
04:51Yeah, I'll listen like time
04:54Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat-trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:19Thanks guys
05:19Woohoo
05:20Woohoo
05:26Woohoo
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03No, never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:14No.
09:22No, you come here.
09:24No.
09:32No, you come here.
09:35No.
09:43You don't want to...
09:44Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:16Please don't go.
10:24Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:55Oh, my God.
10:59I think you're okay?
11:02You give me your money?
11:09It's you.
11:13It's you.
11:14It's you.
11:14It's you.
11:14It's you.
11:14It's you.
11:14It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:53Oh, God.
11:56Oh, God.
12:03What the hell?
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32It will shower now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Linder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09What on the medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you cunt hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, bro, son.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:36Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top
14:55story here in Sochi.
14:57What an embarrassing and to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's
15:09captain.
15:36All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vonnie.
15:42Be nice, they fucking lost Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56See what I say this year, baby?
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vonnie.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The big news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We're training together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23What the fuck?
18:24.
18:37You need to meet him.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you tonight,
18:45regardless of what you are.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You must be proud of my honor.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58...Latviy.
18:59Latviy.
19:01And he's still playing.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06It's not sad.
19:07Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's not a shame.
19:16It's not a shame you showed up in childhood.
19:20I'm playing better now than when I was.
19:23Our squadron is injured.
19:25The squadron is not played.
19:26It's played?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it played?
19:31You, captain, you make them played played.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42Who did you do it?
19:46Your mother?
19:47She's a woman.
19:47She doesn't know.
19:53She doesn't know.
19:54She's a woman.
19:58She's a woman.
20:01She's a man.
20:07She's a woman.
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Yes.
20:17Нам нужно идти...
20:19...at the夜 after.
20:24...to be able to meet minister.
20:28Yeah.
20:30Good?
20:31Go.
20:34I'm very proud of you.
20:35It's my friend.
20:36I'm always very proud of you.
20:38I have a great time.
20:39You're not going to do this.
20:40Yes, but he doesn't want to.
20:42I'm not going to.
20:44I'll take care of you.
20:46You'll have a lot of time.
20:46You should have a lot of time.
20:47You've got a lot of people to pay for the United States.
20:48You've got a lot of money.
20:51You've got a lot of money.
20:52It's not a problem.
20:55It's a problem with the leader. It's always a problem with the leader.
20:59I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel. You're too much talking, especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, dad.
21:16I'm going to go to bar and he needs one more.
21:19Okay.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:25From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be nice if I remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I'll have something interesting to you.
21:52It's been a long time ago, Ilya.
21:57It's been a long time ago, Sash.
22:04I think you played well.
22:07I will say thank you, but I know you don't think any of the games.
22:10For the people who've been the son of a coach for hockey, you should avoid this.
22:15You should avoid it.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When I see what you're doing, I blame you for me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't mean for you.
22:25It doesn't mean for you.
22:27Why did you do that? My father…
22:29Your father is a fool, who will you ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And blame on these stupid games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yeah, really.
22:44Huntry and Admiral are not going through New Jersey.
22:46But New Jersey will not go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think in this year you'll be able to win this year.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yeah, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Midka is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02It's an extra sense.
23:04You can't even get a fight with a fight with a fight with a friend.
23:07Like you've seen the team as well.
23:09You've seen a good fight.
23:11You've seen it.
23:13It's a Vostok.
23:14And then you'll be able to win.
23:15You'll be able to win whoever you want in the West.
23:18In Chicago, not so much for the last.
23:21In the final, it will be San Francisco.
23:24And they're good, but too young.
23:28So you'll win the Cup of Xenia for a year earlier than I did.
23:36No, thank you.
23:37I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you'll need to be perfect.
23:41You'll always be perfect.
23:43Right.
23:44But you'll need to agree with us.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:51Bye.
23:57Bye.
23:58Well, if you are watching the next season,
23:58what's going on?
24:01Well, thanks, Sash.
24:03Well, I'm very excited.
24:07I just love this place.
24:10Who are clubs in the bottom?
24:12Who are girls?
24:15It's just a beautiful thing.
24:18And boys...
24:20Well, you've seen a French guy, right?
24:25Yes, Elia?
24:30Oh my God.
24:35Nothing.
24:38You don't care, Ken.
24:40You don't think you're a fool.
24:44You don't think you're a fool.
24:50You've been a fun one.
24:56You're a fool.
25:08Here? Seriously?
25:13The danger was earlier to you.
25:16If you remember, you don't change me.
25:21We're children, Sasha.
25:26Yes.
25:28That's right.
25:33Stop it.
25:35Okay.
25:36Let's go somewhere else.
25:39No.
25:49Okay.
25:52I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:04Okay.
26:06I was happy to see you.
26:25Captain's here.
26:27Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:29What am I supposed to do?
26:31I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:34Oh my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay. Playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday. That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear
27:48our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But...
28:38He's very good at acting.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking around.
28:49And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Ilya Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in blocked shots.
29:02In shots against.
29:03And obviously...
29:07Imagine that, Lamar!
29:31I'm literally hungry as fuck.
29:35I just like that.
29:37You...
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:39I don't know how to do this year for free or what.
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Eh, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey!
30:07Before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on!
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
31:14a lot of people can give you all this.
31:16Well...
31:17What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Ron?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe you ask nicely.
32:08Hmm?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:43Please.
32:45No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring
32:58party after.
33:01And then, when you might have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room
33:07and I will maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:38Genetic.
33:40Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:11Good luck to me.
34:13Good luck to me.
34:30Good luck to me.
34:34A special assistant, you're in Alaska.
34:36I'll talk to you soon as you're waiting.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:15Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
37:19No, no, no.
37:20Vodka is for after.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How what feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my god, Hollander.
37:41Oh.
37:55Fuck.
38:04Are you gonna fuck me?
38:05We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:15You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You.
38:25I need you.
38:42I need you.
39:04I need you.
39:05Did you do it?
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to, it's, it's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know, is it safe?
40:16What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you, do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too, I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye Hollander.
41:14I need to sleep.
41:15I need to sleep.
41:43I need to sleep.
42:17Fuck.
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