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Yes, Chef
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00:00:17Hey, are you lost?
00:00:21You're pretty.
00:00:23What do you want?
00:00:25Nothing.
00:00:26Just to get to know you.
00:00:28You want to see what I got?
00:00:31No.
00:00:32Help me!
00:00:34Calm down.
00:00:39Let's see what you've got under those baggy clothes.
00:00:42Don't touch me!
00:00:43Leave me alone!
00:00:44Oh, paper spray, my clothes!
00:00:46Stop!
00:00:47Stop!
00:00:48Stop!
00:00:49Stop!
00:00:50Stop!
00:00:51Don't touch me!
00:00:52Stop!
00:00:53Stop!
00:00:55Stop!
00:00:55Stop!
00:00:57Stop!
00:01:03Stop!
00:01:04Stop!
00:01:05Stop!
00:01:10OK
00:01:10Stop!
00:01:21Stop!
00:01:21Stop!
00:01:24Stop!
00:01:29Chef Fabian Warrant
00:01:31I haven't seen him since I was a teenager
00:01:35What the fuck were you doing loitering me on my restaurant?
00:01:39I'm April Goodspeed, chef
00:01:42Your sister sent me here for an interview today
00:01:45What?
00:01:46You're April?
00:01:48Yes, chef
00:01:54Give me your hand
00:02:00Is this really the same little girl from my sister's bakery?
00:02:04Don't move
00:02:11You look different
00:02:14Yeah, so do you
00:02:19Why are you looking at me like that?
00:02:23Ow!
00:02:24God, what the hell?
00:02:31You think that hurts? How do you expect to work in a kitchen?
00:02:36I can handle the pain, chef
00:02:38Yeah, I saw
00:02:40Anyway, you're wasting your time
00:02:41You were never last here
00:02:44No
00:02:45No, I know how to cook, chef
00:02:47Here
00:02:48Look at my resume
00:02:57So you worked at a few places with stars
00:03:00So what, kid?
00:03:02Just
00:03:02Just give me a chance
00:03:04Okay, that's all I'm asking
00:03:05I'll do anything
00:03:07I don't know what my sister told you
00:03:08But this place will break you
00:03:09And I don't have time to clean up the fucking pieces
00:03:12Just one chance, chef
00:03:13That's all I'm asking
00:03:19Get your shit and go, kid
00:03:20Stop calling me that
00:03:21I'm not a fucking kid anymore
00:03:24You know your sister told me that you turned into a fucking asshole
00:03:27But I didn't want to believe it
00:03:318 a.m. tomorrow
00:03:33You got one chance, kid
00:03:45Hi, are my results in?
00:03:47Yes, Miss Godspeed
00:03:49I'm so sorry, but you'll need to come in so we can discuss options
00:04:01As most of you know, the rules in my kitchen are simple
00:04:04Everyone gets three strikes
00:04:06On your third, you're out on your fucking ass
00:04:08Heard
00:04:09Yes, chef
00:04:10Yes, chef
00:04:11Heard
00:04:11Yes, chef
00:04:12I expect total perfection
00:04:14No excuses
00:04:15This is the only thing I care about
00:04:17If you fuck up my world, you are gone
00:04:19Heard
00:04:19Yes, chef
00:04:20At the end of the month, I will be choosing a new sous chef
00:04:23I only hire the best
00:04:24I will choose the best
00:04:28Heard
00:04:29Yes, chef
00:04:29Take a shot, get to work, let's fucking go
00:04:38The cancer's come back
00:04:42The good news is we caught it early this time
00:04:45And there's still hope for you, of course
00:04:47What can I do?
00:04:49There's a new pill
00:04:53It's experimental
00:04:56Very expensive
00:04:58But it's your only option at the moment
00:05:03How expensive
00:05:06Hey
00:05:10Are you fucking listening to me, kid?
00:05:12Yes, chef
00:05:13Do not think I will treat you different because you know my fucking sister
00:05:17No one gets special treatment here
00:05:19No one
00:05:21You prove yourself every inch of the fucking way
00:05:24Heard?
00:05:26Yes, chef
00:05:28Chef
00:05:31Fucking what do you want?
00:05:33Who's this?
00:05:36A nostalgia
00:05:43A little pretty for a cook, no?
00:05:47I bet you don't last your two days
00:05:59Oh, my God
00:06:00You're going to get very familiar with this kid
00:06:09Who's the new bitch?
00:06:11I have no idea
00:06:12Where she's got to go
00:06:20The sauce is ready
00:06:45Maybe he's not as bad as I thought
00:06:47Clean up your fucking mess
00:06:56Death's strike one
00:06:58Come with me
00:07:06I can't wear that in my kitchen
00:07:08Take it off
00:07:21Holy shit
00:07:22Yes, please
00:07:30Why are you looking at me like that?
00:07:33I mean
00:07:34I just didn't realize
00:07:38Never mind
00:07:40Canard Coco Rose
00:07:42My first award-winning dish
00:07:43I thought of it at my mother's funeral
00:07:45It was her favorite flower
00:07:46We are all pirates
00:07:48Where I'm fucking from
00:07:49What I do and what I've done
00:07:51How I live
00:07:53Everything that you fucking see around you
00:07:56Is who I am
00:07:58Do not fuck with my world
00:08:26Close the fucking door, kid
00:08:27We don't need a show
00:08:55Come down
00:08:56Turn behind
00:09:09Chef
00:09:11I deserve a chance
00:09:12Maybe you're the potato girl now
00:09:14I am better than peeling fucking potatoes
00:09:17And you know that
00:09:26Is that right?
00:09:27Yes
00:09:28That's right
00:09:30We'll see
00:09:31You have five minutes
00:09:32To make me the best omelet
00:09:33I've ever had
00:09:39We'll fucking get going
00:09:52I need your station, chef
00:09:57I need your station, chef
00:10:31Ten seconds
00:10:33Nine
00:10:34Eight
00:10:36Eight
00:10:37Seven
00:10:38Six
00:10:39Five
00:10:41Four
00:10:43Three
00:10:44Two
00:10:45One
00:10:47Oh!
00:10:48Wait!
00:10:56What the fuck is this?
00:10:58Are those potato chips?
00:11:12How is it?
00:11:18This is not an omelet
00:11:21It doesn't fucking matter how it tastes
00:11:24You know it's good
00:11:25You just don't want to admit it
00:11:26I wouldn't feed it to a dog
00:11:30God, you really are just an asshole
00:11:32Aren't you?
00:11:33The only reason you are fucking here
00:11:35Is because you know my sister
00:11:36You are a shit crook
00:11:44Oh my god
00:11:45Chef, I'm
00:11:46Strikes you
00:11:46Get the fuck out of my
00:11:47I am so sorry, chef
00:11:49Get it out
00:12:28What are you doing here?
00:12:30You said you were leaving
00:12:31Is that how you talk to your fiancé?
00:12:35This is my apartment
00:12:37I'm not going nowhere
00:12:39You are a cheating
00:12:42Lying
00:12:42Druggy
00:12:43Piece of shit
00:12:44You said I could stay the rest of the month
00:12:49Well you can
00:12:51With me, babe
00:13:01Wait, where the fuck are you going?
00:13:07I am not staying here with you
00:13:14I am not staying here with you
00:13:17You cut the stupid chef shit you ate for
00:13:21Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
00:13:23You shouldn't be working anyway
00:13:25You're not well
00:13:27I'm going to take it
00:13:28Help me
00:13:29Come on, baby
00:13:32Come on, baby
00:13:32We're going to get married
00:13:35It's the only way to get your inheritance
00:13:39Money is for my future children
00:13:42I couldn't get it even if I wanted to
00:13:47I couldn't get it even if I wanted to
00:13:49We can fake the pregnancy
00:13:54It'll be easy
00:13:59Hey, hey, hey
00:14:01Hey, don't be stupid
00:14:05You're sick, remember?
00:14:09Who the fuck is going to want you?
00:14:12I will never marry you
00:14:18Time
00:14:20I will never marry you
00:14:22I will never marry you
00:14:25What?
00:14:28What?
00:14:33Oh, yeah
00:14:41You're alone
00:14:42I love you
00:14:46You're already
00:14:47I love you
00:14:47I'm always
00:14:49I kiss you
00:14:49I love you
00:14:49You're my
00:15:06Just fire her, Fabian, before it's too late.
00:15:13I'm up. I'm up.
00:15:15Do you have any idea how many health code violations you just broke?
00:15:18I'm sorry, Chef. I... I just... I don't have a place to stay right now.
00:15:25Look, I don't give a flying fuck about your person.
00:15:38What the fuck is this?
00:15:42It's... it's nothing, Chef. My... my ex, he...
00:15:50It's nothing.
00:15:51He hit her? That bastard hit her.
00:15:57Where does he live?
00:15:58No. No, Chef. I don't need your help.
00:16:01Don't worry. I'll find out.
00:16:02No, stop! I can handle myself! I don't sound! I don't need your...
00:16:07Help!
00:16:08Abram? Abram, what's going on?
00:16:10Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
00:16:12Oh, come on.
00:16:23What happened to her?
00:16:25She's quite sick, Mr. Lerotte.
00:16:27It's a rare cancer that's been recurring in her.
00:16:29We prescribed her medication, but she said she couldn't afford it.
00:16:33She has cancer.
00:16:35Why wouldn't she tell me?
00:16:38You'll excuse me. I'll be right back.
00:16:57It's not as bad as it looks.
00:16:59You've fainted in my kitchen.
00:17:02I think it's pretty bad.
00:17:10Lay back down.
00:17:15Why didn't you tell me?
00:17:20Because it's none of your business.
00:17:23I don't need anyone's help.
00:17:26Well, too fucking bad.
00:17:28I paid your bills.
00:17:29You're going to take that medication, and you're going to get back.
00:17:32I told you I don't need your money.
00:17:35I'm not some charity case.
00:17:37I'm not fucking giving it to you.
00:17:39I'm lending it.
00:17:40You are going to pay me back every fucking cent in blood and sweat.
00:17:47What?
00:17:48Tonight's your first night, kid.
00:17:51Buckle up.
00:17:56You really think you can survive in my kitchen?
00:17:58Just wait and see, chef.
00:18:04Jean-Luc, you have two pork chops, five filet all day, two medium, two medium rare, one black and blue.
00:18:10Pittsburgh, I want to smell that fucking char.
00:18:12Heard!
00:18:13Yes, chef.
00:18:14And!
00:18:17Ronnie, I got five noose moosh all day.
00:18:20Heard!
00:18:21Heard!
00:18:22Yes, chef!
00:18:23April, you have three scallops, two octopus, four mushroom, and a halibut.
00:18:27I don't think you're going to fucking make it, kid.
00:18:29Stop fucking calling me kid.
00:18:32I've been hanging the meat.
00:18:38Hey, get it off the fire.
00:18:42Get the fuck off my line.
00:18:44Out of my kitchen.
00:18:45Now, go.
00:18:48She's going to cry.
00:18:49Oh, I think she's going to fucking cry.
00:18:54Stick to baking, whore.
00:19:08Is this in the right place for someone in your condition?
00:19:11I told you not to ever talk about them again.
00:19:16You said no special treatment, remember?
00:19:20Remember?
00:19:25Why do you want to work here?
00:19:30Because you're the best chef in the world.
00:19:34You're just an asshole.
00:19:36Watch it, kid.
00:19:40You call me kid.
00:19:44But I see the way that you look at me.
00:19:50I don't look at you anyway.
00:19:54Sure you do.
00:19:57You look at me
00:19:59like I could be your last meal.
00:20:07You can never handle me again.
00:20:10So get it out of your head.
00:20:12I know you want me.
00:20:14So just do it.
00:20:26What is this?
00:20:28You can't learn to cook
00:20:29if you're living in your car now, can you?
00:20:32What?
00:20:34No.
00:20:35No, I'm not living with you.
00:20:37My place is close.
00:20:38You'll stay with me.
00:20:39You're not going back to your fucking ex.
00:20:43Chef.
00:20:46Am I interrupting something?
00:20:50There's a VIP who wants to meet with you.
00:20:53Tell him to wait.
00:20:55Tell him I'm with my new protege.
00:21:03Protege?
00:21:04Me?
00:21:09Fine.
00:21:12Fine.
00:21:13I'll stay with you.
00:21:15But
00:21:17only until I find my own place.
00:21:19then I'm leaving.
00:21:22Got it?
00:21:30I think I'll survive, kid.
00:21:47I hope he's not home.
00:21:48God, I hope he's not home.
00:22:09Shit.
00:22:12No.
00:22:26Good morning
00:22:27Um, I'm
00:22:30I'm just
00:22:31Checking out your sink
00:22:33It's a good one
00:22:34Sink wise
00:22:37What are you doing?
00:22:43If you're gonna be living here
00:22:45You're going to obey
00:22:47My rules
00:22:52One
00:22:53You will come right back here
00:22:56After work
00:22:57What?
00:23:00Two
00:23:01You will do exactly
00:23:03As I say
00:23:04You can't
00:23:06And three
00:23:07You will stay far away
00:23:09From that dumb
00:23:11Fucking boyfriend
00:23:14He's trouble
00:23:15You don't own me
00:23:17When you're not working
00:23:19You will be practicing
00:23:20This kitchen has everything you need
00:23:22No excuses
00:23:23Practice
00:23:24Until you
00:23:26Are perfect
00:23:28And what if I don't want to be
00:23:30Perfect?
00:23:32What if I don't want to live
00:23:33By your rules?
00:23:36You can go back to living
00:23:38In your fucking core
00:23:44Get a move on
00:23:45You're gonna be late
00:23:50Stop acting
00:23:51Like you don't want me
00:23:59You have no idea
00:24:01What you're doing
00:24:11Find a fire kid
00:24:28Get to work
00:24:30Get to work
00:24:49How is she still here?
00:24:51I have no idea
00:24:53It's been five goddamn years
00:24:55I've paid my dues
00:24:58It's my time to move
00:24:59It's my time to move a sous chef
00:24:59Not this bitch
00:25:02I think it's time
00:25:02To get rid of her
00:25:05That's what I was thinking
00:25:10I think I have an idea
00:25:12You should
00:25:17Ignoring me
00:25:18Is better than throwing me
00:25:19Into a pot of sauce
00:25:20I guess
00:25:24Oh shit
00:25:25Here it comes
00:25:28Hey newbie
00:25:31You're on trash duty today
00:25:33Think you can handle it?
00:25:37Okay
00:25:39That wasn't so bad
00:26:00Hey
00:26:01Hey
00:26:11Fuck my life
00:26:18How'd you like that, huh?
00:26:23Yeah
00:26:23Yeah, right on target, huh?
00:26:29Look at my crap
00:26:42Oh my god
00:26:43You think I'm so tired?
00:26:45Oh my god
00:26:46Oh my god
00:26:47Baby, huh?
00:26:48Hey, just save yourself all the time
00:26:49And quit already
00:26:50You'll never have what it takes
00:26:51To work here
00:26:53Oh my god
00:26:54I ordered wild cop
00:26:56Maybe call your mama, huh?
00:26:58Oh my god
00:26:59April
00:27:00Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:27:00You better cry
00:27:01Oh my god
00:27:04April
00:27:08Shut the fuck up, you guys
00:27:10Are you still in my fucking clock?
00:27:12Get inside and get to work
00:27:13One fuck up tonight
00:27:14And you're on dish pit duty
00:27:15For the rest of the fucking year
00:27:17It's you too, Jean-Luc
00:27:18Get the fuck out of here
00:27:20What, Ronnie?
00:27:21What?
00:27:24Fucking serious
00:27:31You don't know the fucking difference
00:27:32Then why do I fucking order from you?
00:27:35Gone
00:27:35Fuck
00:27:50I'll just shower quick
00:27:51Before Jeff gets home
00:27:52And I'll leave
00:28:10You don't know the fucking thing
00:28:23It's me
00:28:23Call me back
00:28:24Now
00:28:25Where the hell are you?
00:28:28Fuck
00:28:33I knew you'd be back
00:28:43Where do you have a gun, Jeff?
00:28:47I need that money, April
00:28:51Like
00:28:53Real bad
00:28:55I told you
00:28:56I can't get it without a child
00:28:58Well
00:29:00Maybe we should make one
00:29:03Right now
00:29:05Come here
00:29:14Are you okay?
00:29:19What are you gonna do with that, Grants?
00:29:29April, are you seriously fucking this old guy?
00:29:33Get the fuck out
00:29:46Watch your back, Grants
00:30:00What the fuck were you thinking?
00:30:03I just wanted to shower
00:30:05I told you to stay away from him
00:30:07He could have killed you
00:30:09Or worse
00:30:10Why are you here?
00:30:11Don't you get it?
00:30:13I'm trying to protect you
00:30:18Just a kid
00:30:19That's just an excuse
00:30:22Cause you're scared
00:30:23You don't know me
00:30:27And you have no idea
00:30:28What I would do to you
00:30:30And you
00:30:31Don't know me
00:30:34I'm not a kid anymore
00:30:38Prove it
00:30:56So when is that it?
00:30:58You wanna fuck me?
00:31:00Yes, chef
00:31:01I want you to do whatever you want to me
00:31:24From now on
00:31:25You do exactly as I say
00:31:29As far as you're concerned
00:31:31As far as you're concerned
00:31:31You belong to me
00:31:36Got it?
00:31:39Yes, chef
00:31:44Good
00:31:46Get your shit
00:31:49You're never coming back to this fucking place
00:32:07So he just showed up
00:32:09And started beating the crap out of Jeff
00:32:10He just showed up at your place?
00:32:13Yeah
00:32:13He's crazy
00:32:14He doesn't care
00:32:16He thinks that he's
00:32:18Protecting me or something
00:32:20I mean, he's a great chef
00:32:21But he's also
00:32:25He's also what?
00:32:28Just be careful
00:32:30I've heard some things about his past
00:32:35I don't know
00:32:36I just
00:32:38I want him to respect me as a cook
00:32:41Not just see me as a child, you know?
00:32:45April, he's been higher on everyone
00:32:47You should see my first week here
00:32:51I need to find a way to show him
00:32:53That I'm grown up now
00:32:55What you gonna do?
00:33:00I don't know how much longer I have on this planet
00:33:05Might as well follow my heart
00:33:28You're early
00:33:29I want you to teach me
00:33:33Now?
00:33:41Now
00:33:42Now
00:33:43You ever make pasta?
00:33:46Yes, chef
00:33:49Well, now you're gonna learn how to do it the right way
00:34:06Now you're gonna learn how to do it the right way
00:34:07Now you're gonna learn how to do it the right way
00:34:14Am I doing good, chef?
00:34:25What are you doing?
00:34:27What?
00:34:29Do you wanna learn or do you wanna play?
00:34:31Why can't we make time for both?
00:34:49I got a delivery here
00:34:57Hey, Dan
00:34:59Jeff
00:35:01What are you doing here?
00:35:03You know what I'm doing here
00:35:04I told you I don't have the money
00:35:07Well, I'm gonna need you to get it
00:35:10Can't wait any longer
00:35:15What are you gonna do with that, huh?
00:35:19Jeff, you need to leave
00:35:21Now
00:35:21What?
00:35:27I used to be a little cunt
00:35:29I went to that fucking money
00:35:31And I waited my fucking hands for fucking Friday
00:35:33I will come back here
00:35:34And you will not be this fucking nice
00:35:37Got it?
00:35:41I'm just a smell
00:35:47We're gonna make it, baby
00:35:49You just gotta trust me, okay?
00:35:55What?
00:35:56Get!
00:35:57I!
00:35:58Fucking!
00:35:58Kill you!
00:35:59No!
00:36:01No!
00:36:02No!
00:36:04The next time it goes in your fucking head
00:36:23What the fuck?
00:36:24I was trying to protect you
00:36:26I don't need you to fight my battles for me
00:36:28I'm an adult
00:36:29You are a fucking child
00:36:35Why can't you see
00:36:36I'm just trying to help you
00:36:37You want to go on me
00:36:43What?
00:36:44Wait
00:36:48He still thinks I'm a child
00:36:59Eat your heart out, chef
00:37:19Okay, this is embarrassing
00:37:25Uh, chef?
00:37:27What is it?
00:37:29Would you maybe want to watch a movie with me?
00:37:33Can't
00:37:34Meeting someone
00:37:36He has a date?
00:37:38Oh
00:37:39With whom?
00:37:42How
00:37:42Is that any of your business?
00:37:49Oh
00:37:50Ow
00:37:57I wish you could stay here with me
00:38:03One movie
00:38:18What are you doing?
00:38:21I'm just getting comfortable
00:38:24Do you get the hint now?
00:38:29April
00:38:31What?
00:38:34I thought we were watching a movie
00:38:37We are
00:38:42Do you think I don't know what you're doing?
00:38:45What do you mean
00:38:53What do you think is going to happen?
00:38:57I think
00:38:59If you were a real man
00:39:02You'd fuck me right here
00:39:05Right now
00:39:15Is that what you want?
00:39:17Yes, chef
00:39:20You really think I'd like a 20-year-old?
00:39:23I'm telling you
00:39:24I want it
00:39:28I want it
00:39:44Yet.
00:39:56Where are you?
00:39:58I'm here.
00:40:00I can't make it tonight.
00:40:03You're with her, aren't you?
00:40:05Fuck, I don't have time for this.
00:40:07Just say it.
00:40:11I'm with her.
00:40:13You said we were going to talk tonight.
00:40:21Listen.
00:40:22We're business partners, Lola.
00:40:24That's all we're ever going to be.
00:40:26From now on, don't call me at home.
00:40:42You just made the worst decision of your life, chef.
00:40:48Wait until you see what I'm going to do to you
00:40:51and that little bitch of yours.
00:41:15What are you doing?
00:41:16I had a bad dream.
00:41:20Can I stay with you?
00:41:24Fine.
00:41:28But...
00:41:29just for tonight.
00:41:31what?
00:41:32Do you have a good honey?
00:41:36Who?
00:41:40No.
00:41:46She's apart.
00:41:47Do you?
00:42:06What are you doing?
00:42:08Did we have sex?
00:42:16No.
00:42:18You would know if we had sex.
00:42:20Well, he isn't wrong.
00:42:27I wasn't done.
00:42:37Enough, kid.
00:42:40It's like this every morning.
00:42:42You're not special.
00:42:45Fine.
00:42:47Whatever.
00:42:53Where are you going?
00:42:56To make you breakfast.
00:42:57No.
00:42:59Let's go.
00:43:37Can I help you?
00:43:40Oh, um, I was just, I...
00:43:49Weren't you wearing pants?
00:43:54You don't like it?
00:43:59What do you want right now?
00:44:06I want to do very, very bad things to you.
00:44:11No.
00:44:23No.
00:44:26That was a mistake.
00:44:32It can't happen again.
00:44:45Tell me about it.
00:44:46Oh, my God.
00:44:48Okay, so, I went to his room, and I was all like, I had a nightmare, and he let me
00:44:58crawl
00:44:58into bed with him, and, um...
00:45:02Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:45:05You almost fucked Fabien Laurent.
00:45:12He's old enough to be your father.
00:45:14Well, what?
00:45:16Are you crazy?
00:45:18I touched his penis.
00:45:24Go on.
00:45:27It's huge.
00:45:33How huge?
00:45:35Like, huge!
00:45:36My girl!
00:45:38I would be in trouble!
00:45:40Big!
00:45:41God, I can't stop thinking about it.
00:45:43Are you starting to have feelings for him?
00:45:50I don't know.
00:45:53Maybe...
00:45:54Does he know?
00:46:08Nine, three.
00:46:12Hey, Jeff.
00:46:13Not now.
00:46:16John Goldman just made a reservation for tonight.
00:46:19What?
00:46:21You know, just the most food-followed critic in the world.
00:46:25And you're just telling me about this fucking now.
00:46:27I just found out myself.
00:46:33Do you think you can handle it, Jeff?
00:46:35Fuck off, of course I can handle it.
00:46:37He's an asshole.
00:46:39Well, feed the asshole, and he will fucking leave.
00:46:43Who the fuck puts this back?
00:46:45Drink it, you fucking pussy!
00:46:47His review could make or break us, so don't fuck it up.
00:46:51I'm fucking aware of that, Lola.
00:46:54Cut the bullshit.
00:46:59Seven.
00:47:02Hey.
00:47:06What happened to us?
00:47:09Hmm?
00:47:15There is no us.
00:47:30Don't fuck.
00:47:33Never do that again.
00:47:41Oh, don't fight it, Jeff.
00:47:43You're gonna be mine again.
00:47:46Promise you that.
00:47:49Hmm.
00:47:51Tonight, we must be perfect.
00:47:54No mistakes.
00:47:55This critic is ruthless.
00:47:56He is an attention-hungry little cocksucker.
00:47:58And we must fucking please him.
00:48:00Rachel, call all your pretty friends.
00:48:02Surround Goldman with him.
00:48:03Get him drinking.
00:48:04Bill's on me.
00:48:05Yes, Jeff.
00:48:06April.
00:48:09You're on saute tonight.
00:48:29I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but this chef job is mine.
00:48:35Stay the fuck out of my way to me.
00:48:39I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but this chef job is mine.
00:48:56Thank you, Chef.
00:48:57Thank you, Chef.
00:49:03Good evening, Mr. Goldman.
00:49:05Thank you for coming back to us.
00:49:07Hello, Lola.
00:49:08Hey.
00:49:09Let me look after your coat.
00:49:12Of course.
00:49:13Hmm.
00:49:14I see you've purchased some better wines.
00:49:17Absolutely, sir.
00:49:18May I offer you the best seat in the house for you as per usual?
00:49:27May I interest you in some stiller sparkling water?
00:49:31Look, I've got two hours to get to the feet.
00:49:32Can we get on with it, please?
00:49:34Absolutely, sir.
00:49:35The chef has something very special waiting for you tonight.
00:49:39He's working?
00:49:40He's not drunk for a change?
00:49:41No, sir.
00:49:42He is here and ready to make you very happy.
00:49:47You're still here?
00:49:48Not anymore, sir.
00:49:54He's here.
00:49:56Okay.
00:49:57He's here.
00:49:58Motherfucker's here.
00:49:59Let's fucking go!
00:50:01Jean-Luc, where's my fucking nosh?
00:50:03What's that?
00:50:05Behind.
00:50:07Behind.
00:50:09Ronnie, how's that fucking soup?
00:50:11Yes, Chef.
00:50:20Fans!
00:50:21And I have salad, sir.
00:50:23Half an hour for a salad?
00:50:26Hope you enjoy it, sir.
00:50:27No dressing.
00:50:29No seasoning.
00:50:32Bland is always at least.
00:50:37You happy with this?
00:50:38If you're happy, sir, I'm happy.
00:50:40I wouldn't be.
00:50:43Chef, where's my tuna tartare?
00:50:45Got it, Chef.
00:50:59You're going to watch me eat?
00:51:00Absolutely not, sir.
00:51:18Our best in the house, sir.
00:51:19Not the cheap slop the chef drinks out.
00:51:22Opus, sir.
00:51:24Trying to get me drunk at you again, Lola?
00:51:26Oh, you know me, sir.
00:51:28No, no.
00:51:29You...
00:51:29Please, more.
00:51:31Oh, absolutely.
00:51:38Enjoy, sir.
00:51:48April, can you give me a hand?
00:51:49I'm in the weeds.
00:51:51Okay.
00:51:52Yeah.
00:51:52Yeah, of course.
00:52:08April, how's my risotto?
00:52:10Coming, Chef.
00:52:12What's he say?
00:52:16Hey, risotto, let's go.
00:52:17Bing, come in, Chef.
00:52:26Did you taste it?
00:52:28Of course, Chef.
00:52:36Great job, Kim.
00:52:37Hands.
00:52:38Hands.
00:52:42Back to your station.
00:52:44Yes, Chef.
00:52:47And last but not least,
00:52:49Mushroom risotto
00:52:51with white truffles.
00:52:53Two years,
00:52:54the same three dishes.
00:52:57Chef must be a bit bored.
00:53:03Oh.
00:53:11Oh.
00:53:14Oh.
00:53:14Oh.
00:53:14Oh.
00:53:14Oh.
00:53:25Oh.
00:53:35Sir?
00:53:35Oh.
00:53:42You're a fucking asshole.
00:53:43What's wrong with it?
00:53:44Oh.
00:53:45Oh.
00:53:48You try.
00:54:15I'm in Europe.
00:54:16Well, yeah.
00:54:18Enough to kill a fucking elephant.
00:54:21What the hell's going on in the kitchen back there, chef?
00:54:31Mr. Goldman.
00:54:34John, please give us another chance.
00:54:38Any night you'd like, maybe.
00:54:41This used to be the best restaurant in the world.
00:54:45I think we all know those days are long gone.
00:54:48Yes, chef?
00:55:04Everyone fucking out.
00:55:06Now.
00:55:11No.
00:55:13Not you.
00:55:16What?
00:55:19Was it you?
00:55:21What are you talking about?
00:55:27What the hell, chef?
00:55:29There are still guests out there.
00:55:31Or how about you?
00:55:33Did you fuck with my risotto?
00:55:36Are you trying to ruin me?
00:55:38What are you talking about?
00:55:40Did you fuck with it?
00:55:45Apes?
00:55:50It's just fucking crazy!
00:55:57Someone fucked with my food.
00:55:59What are you talking about?
00:56:26That is not mine.
00:56:27I swear.
00:56:28I swear.
00:56:29How do I know that?
00:56:33I swear.
00:56:35I swear.
00:56:37I swear.
00:56:42Oh, my God.
00:57:14Get rid of her, Fabian.
00:57:16She's a distraction, and you're only going to break her heart.
00:57:24Strike three, kid.
00:57:26You're fired.
00:57:28Get the fuck out of my kitchen.
00:57:44Get the fuck out of my kitchen.
00:58:01Hey, sis.
00:58:04How's that dumb fucking boyfriend?
00:58:06Shut up
00:58:08I came to see how's April doing
00:58:09She's incredible, right?
00:58:13Well
00:58:14I fired her tonight, so
00:58:17Wait, what?
00:58:18She fucked up
00:58:20No special treatment in my kitchen
00:58:21She fucking knows that
00:58:23You fucking know that
00:58:24Fabian, you can't fire her
00:58:27Okay, mom, why not?
00:58:29Apart from being an excellent chef
00:58:31She needs this right now
00:58:33And you, of all people, know it
00:58:36She's right
00:58:38You know you can't let her go
00:58:56What are you doing?
00:58:58What does it look like?
00:59:03Why would I ever
00:59:05Want to stay here with you?
00:59:07What are you doing?
00:59:35I don't know.
01:00:01Wait, wait, why did you stop?
01:00:02No, no, no.
01:00:05I'm in a new menu.
01:00:08You ain't gonna help me make it.
01:00:13What the fuck?
01:00:40That is so good.
01:00:42I know.
01:00:46Okay.
01:00:55What is this?
01:00:58Not everything has to be perfect.
01:01:01Taste it.
01:01:27Keep going.
01:01:28I'll be back before service.
01:01:30Okay.
01:01:49That's yummy.
01:01:51What are you doing here?
01:01:53I'm just trying to work.
01:01:54Oh, aren't you an entire little bitch?
01:01:56Just let me work.
01:01:58You really think you have a shot with him, don't you?
01:02:02I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:02:04He was mine first.
01:02:05Yeah?
01:02:07Well, he's not anymore.
01:02:09So?
01:02:10You know he killed someone for me once?
01:02:13Yeah.
01:02:15He loves me that much.
01:02:17And we're gonna get married.
01:02:19And you're gonna go back to wherever the fucking red fucking hole town you're from.
01:02:28You know, that might be true.
01:02:32But, um...
01:02:34He did go down on me last night.
01:02:39So...
01:02:40You...
01:02:41Stop!
01:02:46Fuck!
01:02:47Fuck!
01:02:49Fuck!
01:02:51Don't let go with me!
01:02:54What is wrong with you?
01:02:55No!
01:02:56Stop!
01:02:57Get it!
01:02:58No!
01:02:59No!
01:02:59Let me out!
01:03:01Help!
01:03:02Help me!
01:03:03No!
01:03:04Let me out!
01:03:06Help!
01:03:08Help!
01:03:33April?
01:03:47Hey, have you seen April?
01:03:50Oh, she's probably just cooling down after last night.
01:03:53Sure.
01:04:20Hey, have you seen April?
01:04:55Hey, have you seen April?
01:04:58Hi.
01:05:01Am I naked?
01:05:04Yes.
01:05:05Are you naked?
01:05:11Yes.
01:05:15Okay.
01:05:19Um, why?
01:05:23You were freezing to death.
01:05:26It was the only way to warm you up.
01:05:30Right.
01:05:37Where are you going?
01:05:39Don't worry about it.
01:05:56What the fuck, Lola?
01:05:58What?
01:05:58You could've killed her.
01:06:00Oh, calm down.
01:06:01It was a joke.
01:06:02I was gonna let her out.
01:06:03This is your last warning.
01:06:05Stay me fuck away from her.
01:06:07I would be less stressed about your new piece of ass and more about the review tonight.
01:06:13Yeah.
01:06:14I convinced Goldman to come back tonight.
01:06:17So, you better don't fuck this up.
01:06:20This is my restaurant too.
01:06:22Oh, and not to stress you out, chef.
01:06:25But we're fully booked for tonight.
01:06:36Don't fucking touch it.
01:06:39April.
01:06:41You're my sous chef tonight.
01:06:43Let's see what you got, kid.
01:07:04Thank you for coming back, John.
01:07:06This is that last chance you begged me for.
01:07:14Mr. Gold.
01:07:16Mr. Gold.
01:07:17Let's get on with it.
01:07:22House finest coming right up.
01:07:27Marcella, I need that escargot.
01:07:2830 seconds to go.
01:07:29It better be fucking perfect.
01:07:30Yes, chef.
01:07:35Fans!
01:07:35Take it, go fast.
01:07:36Yes, sir.
01:07:56I don't think that's in the fucking recipe.
01:07:58Chef, it's not what it looks like.
01:08:00You know what?
01:08:01Fuck you, chef.
01:08:04We've been busting your asses here for years, and you decided to promote her because she has a fat ass
01:08:08and a pair of perky tits?
01:08:10What the fuck, Ronnie? You two?
01:08:16I think it's time to go, guys.
01:08:23Ah...
01:08:23Taurus!
01:08:24Yeah, good luck, chef.
01:08:27It's a little...
01:08:33What the fuck, you guys? We're in the mirror of service!
01:08:42Chef, we just had a tent talk, and the grandma has a shellfish allergy.
01:08:50What's wrong?
01:08:55Where the fuck is your staff, chef?
01:09:00Chef, what are we gonna do?
01:09:10Okay, all right, um, yeah, we, we, we can do this, chef, we can do this.
01:09:25Rachel, you're the GM tonight.
01:09:27Lose the server pad.
01:09:30Go, go, go, go!
01:09:34Wake up!
01:09:40Chef, you're on the line.
01:09:42I got this.
01:09:43Don't look at me, bitch.
01:09:47Okay, okay.
01:09:50Fuck.
01:09:51Here we go.
01:09:52Walking in, 12 fillets all day.
01:09:54Oxtail, five quail, five duck, two risotto, nine fucking spinach.
01:09:59April, three flatbreads all day, five endive salad, nine escargot.
01:10:04Let's go.
01:10:04Let's go.
01:10:06Let's go.
01:10:08Hello, fresh meat.
01:10:10Where have they been hiding you all these years?
01:10:13How's it going, Mr. Goldman?
01:10:15Better that you're here now.
01:10:19We're happy to have you back.
01:10:21You can leave the bottle.
01:10:31Okay.
01:10:37We're really going to fucking make it.
01:10:40I can't believe it.
01:10:41Okay.
01:10:42Let's dig in.
01:10:44Almost there.
01:10:45First chef.
01:10:47Hands, I need hands.
01:10:50Hands, I need hands.
01:10:52Hands, I need hands.
01:11:32Wait, where the fuck are the tarts?
01:11:35They should be in that fridge.
01:11:48There's one left.
01:11:53There's one left.
01:11:54There's one left.
01:11:55There's one left.
01:12:11There's one left.
01:12:12Oh!
01:12:13No!
01:12:22We can make another.
01:12:24They take five arses.
01:12:56Jeff.
01:12:59Look.
01:13:11Perfect.
01:13:14Go.
01:13:22I'll take it myself.
01:13:33And the lemon tart?
01:14:02I'll take it myself.
01:14:03You are...
01:14:03I don't kill you.
01:14:03I don't think I love this very well.
01:14:04I know.
01:14:06No.
01:14:09I'm...
01:14:10I feel sorry.
01:14:12And?
01:14:15No gas, no smoke, no mirrors.
01:14:21That was the best goddamn meal I've ever had.
01:14:24I'm gonna tell everyone that Fabian Laurent is still the best fucking chef in the world.
01:14:36Congrats, Icon, chef. Good job.
01:14:54I hope she makes you happy, chef.
01:15:23No.
01:15:25No.
01:15:26No.
01:15:27No.
01:15:28No.
01:15:34No.
01:15:43No.
01:15:44No.
01:15:48No.
01:16:14That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
01:16:38You're amazing.
01:16:43You know, I was thinking.
01:16:49What?
01:16:54What if we had a day off?
01:16:58Okay, hear me out.
01:17:01Hey.
01:17:03Hear me out.
01:17:07Hey, girl.
01:17:14Doctor.
01:17:16What happened with her?
01:17:18Everything looks good.
01:17:19Actually perfect, in fact.
01:17:21The medication's working.
01:17:23I think you're gonna be just fine.
01:17:25But then why did she faint?
01:17:28Classic case of exhaustion, in my opinion.
01:17:31Did you have any strenuous activity today?
01:17:34Workout?
01:17:35Anything like that?
01:17:40Okay, I think my work's done here.
01:17:44Gross.
01:17:46Gross.
01:17:57I have to tell you something.
01:18:02Seven years ago, I...
01:18:08I killed a man.
01:18:11It was an accident, but it happened.
01:18:13He was trying to hurt someone close to me.
01:18:17And I just reacted.
01:18:19I spent two years upstairs for manslaughter.
01:18:22For a long life.
01:18:26She wishes.
01:18:29It was for my sister.
01:18:33Her ex came after her.
01:18:35I had to make a choice.
01:18:38I know.
01:18:41It's a lot for anyone to handle.
01:18:45I understand you.
01:18:47She says.
01:18:49Yeah.
01:18:52That is the most romantic thing I have ever heard.
01:19:10You're the first guy.
01:19:12To find him.
01:19:17I was gonna call you.
01:19:24You were?
01:19:33A few more days.
01:19:35Okay.
01:19:36Okay.
01:19:40Okay.
01:19:41Okay.
01:19:48Okay.
01:19:49I'll get it.
01:19:51You have...
01:19:53One day.
01:19:5424 hours.
01:19:56Get me.
01:19:56My money.
01:19:57You understand?
01:19:59Yes.
01:20:00Very good.
01:20:03Okay.
01:20:04I'll get it.
01:20:20I'm proud of you, Chef.
01:20:22Thank you, Chef.
01:20:32All right.
01:20:32Do the knees back.
01:20:33I'll be back.
01:20:33Got it.
01:20:45April?
01:20:47Help!
01:20:48Help!
01:21:00Help!
01:21:00Let's go!
01:21:01Let's go!
01:21:01Okay!
01:21:01Oh, okay!
01:21:02Oh!
01:21:03Come on!
01:21:06Help!
01:21:07Help!
01:21:08Help!
01:21:10Let's go!
01:21:11Shut up!
01:21:16Let go of me!
01:21:19What do you fucking know?
01:21:23Now, I'm gonna give you one last chance.
01:21:28Just marry me.
01:21:30Come on.
01:21:31You take the money you run.
01:21:33You say yes.
01:21:37I hope your drug dealer fucking kills you!
01:21:42No!
01:21:49I gave you a chance.
01:21:51I gave you a chance.
01:21:53Remember that.
01:21:55No!
01:22:04How amidst the passion...
01:22:09Chaos...
01:22:11And the violence of the kitchen...
01:22:15We found each other.
01:22:19What did you do with her?
01:22:20Love is love.
01:22:26It doesn't have to be perfect.
01:22:28It just needs to be...
01:22:38Beautiful.
01:22:39I'm gonna fall.
01:22:41No!
01:22:56No!
01:23:01No!
01:23:03No!
01:23:03No!
01:23:03No!
01:23:04No!
01:23:04No!
01:23:07No!
01:23:12No...
01:23:17No!
01:23:19No!
01:23:20No!
01:23:20No!
01:23:22No!
01:23:22No!
01:23:23No!
01:23:23Cops won't see it that way.
01:23:25No.
01:23:26No, I'll tell them it was self-defense.
01:23:29I'll tell them that Jeff was...
01:23:42Hey.
01:23:46I love you.
01:23:57I love you too.
01:24:00Too.
01:24:14Friday night.
01:24:16200 on the books.
01:24:18We've got Mark Wahlberg seated at table number 12.
01:24:21So let's make sure we comp his bill, okay?
01:24:24All right, everyone.
01:24:26Let's gear up.
01:24:28Tonight's gonna fuck us.
01:24:29So let's go, let's go, let's go!
01:24:31Yes, Jeff!
01:24:37New girl.
01:24:46You're gonna get really familiar with these, kid.
01:25:00Amazing night, chef.
01:25:03You really are a fucking rock star.
01:25:05Sorry.
01:25:12Hey.
01:25:13I heard your cancer is in remission.
01:25:21Congratulations.
01:25:24Chef.
01:25:26Hey.
01:25:26You're a good guy.
01:25:40You're.
01:25:46You're a good guy.
01:25:50You're the best guy.
01:25:51You're not too busy.
01:25:53Well, you have a good guy.
01:25:55I'm fine, you're fine.
01:25:56sous chef.
01:26:00I can show you
01:26:00my resume.
01:26:19It's like old times.
01:26:21Yeah, it is.
01:26:22You're the talk of the town, too.
01:26:26You're the talk of the town.
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