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Swipe Wright Dating 101
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00:00:00Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:02Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:07Surprise!
00:00:11Tim?
00:00:13Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:15What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:17Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:19We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:31What are you doing?
00:00:32I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright.
00:00:42You are going to throw away, what, our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app?
00:00:49Our app?
00:00:51We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is to have simply confirmed the fear of what
00:00:57you've become.
00:01:01What?
00:01:02Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:33Let's go!
00:01:35Your love just makes me jealous.
00:01:37You can eat.
00:01:46Break up?
00:01:55Yep.
00:01:57My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend,
00:02:01tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:06My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend,
00:02:09is sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:11Ouch.
00:02:14How about I buy us a drink,
00:02:16and you can tell me about it.
00:02:20Okay.
00:02:23That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:26Oh, of course not.
00:02:28I would never take advantage.
00:02:32Ma'am, I'll have two more with whatever she was having.
00:02:44It's a heartbreak.
00:02:47Finding true love.
00:02:52Give me a question.
00:02:52Who is said how how pain is up?
00:02:59That's their power.
00:03:00My Fiona heart is a hero.
00:03:01We're gonna get me...
00:03:04Thank you Shaun.
00:03:08See you and thank you make fun.
00:03:08How to waste that Steven.
00:03:08We've taken a whole fit for our lives last year,
00:03:11I know that Stevenson is one good day...
00:03:12We've got..
00:03:19What is this as possibly an addition?
00:03:19You have taken to me on because you've seen
00:04:34Who's there?
00:04:37I hope you don't mind.
00:04:39I raided your fridge.
00:04:41Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:49Um, we didn't, you know...
00:04:53With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:00Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:02Oh, thank God.
00:05:05Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:07I mean, you're very...
00:05:10You're a very attractive man.
00:05:11I'm Mr...
00:05:14Mr...
00:05:15Right.
00:05:16Right.
00:05:18Jake.
00:05:20Right, how could I forget?
00:05:22You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:25Your idea, not mine.
00:05:34I almost forgot.
00:05:54Oh, sorry.
00:05:55I...
00:05:57Wait, I...
00:05:58I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:02I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:05And I said you felt the same.
00:06:08Sorry, I...
00:06:10I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
00:06:14Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
00:06:17By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Swim.
00:06:21Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:23Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:25Especially that one.
00:06:25I mean, even the name, it just...
00:06:28Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:32Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:06:57I didn't press charges.
00:06:59Because you love me?
00:07:01I care for you.
00:07:03But no.
00:07:04I don't love you.
00:07:05We created an incredible app.
00:07:08Love Swipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:12Take care, please.
00:07:16Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:21Once I'm finished, you'll be mine forever.
00:07:28All mine.
00:07:38What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:39Can we please just talk?
00:07:42I want my best friend back.
00:07:45Well, too damn bad.
00:07:46I don't want to hear it.
00:07:47Now, please, can you go?
00:07:49Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you,
00:07:51and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:53Reasonable?
00:07:55Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend,
00:07:58and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:05Lily, stop.
00:08:06Lily, stop.
00:08:08Stop.
00:08:09I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this,
00:08:11but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:14It's okay.
00:08:16Hey, Lily.
00:08:19Lily, I want you to be in love,
00:08:21and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:27What is that?
00:08:39That jerk, he lied to me!
00:08:58Love Swipe uses a unique approach.
00:09:02With potential for true love guaranteed on every match,
00:09:06and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:08So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:13That's right.
00:09:14And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
00:09:17like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:19everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:22Love Swipe.
00:09:24That's perfect.
00:09:25Thank you for your time,
00:09:26and I think this is the beginning
00:09:28of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:39How are the eggs?
00:09:40You fucking date-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:45You fucking date-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:51I never want to see you again!
00:09:58I need a drink.
00:10:01Mr. Wright?
00:10:02You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:05Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:24And just like that,
00:10:26I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:31I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:34And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:37But,
00:10:38just in case...
00:10:40Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:41All set, boss.
00:10:43Cameras in every room.
00:10:46Perfect.
00:10:47It's time for the contingency.
00:10:58The last three years of my life
00:10:59have led to this.
00:11:03I'm going to make the world fall in love,
00:11:05and I'm finally going to meet
00:11:06the woman of my dreams.
00:11:09Here's to you,
00:11:10gorgeous,
00:11:11whoever you are.
00:11:24I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:27I'm just a girl
00:11:28hanging out with her best friend
00:11:29and her ex-boyfriend
00:11:30who cheated on her.
00:11:31Life's a dream.
00:11:33Lily, I'm telling you,
00:11:34you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:36She's right, Lily.
00:11:37This app is different.
00:11:39Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:40You downloaded a dating app
00:11:42while you were in a relationship.
00:11:43Lily, one day you're going to look back at this...
00:11:45No!
00:11:46If either of you says one more word
00:11:47about that stupid app,
00:11:48I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:54Lily, this is serendipity.
00:11:57What is?
00:11:57Love Swipe.
00:11:58It just released a new update.
00:11:59Oh my God.
00:12:00Are you serious right now?
00:12:02You're trying it.
00:12:03No the hell I'm not.
00:12:05Give me that back.
00:12:06You'll thank me later
00:12:07when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:11Fine.
00:12:12Fine.
00:12:13I'll try your stupid app
00:12:14just to prove that both of you
00:12:15were horrible people
00:12:16and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:20No way.
00:12:32You can't pee.
00:12:34Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:37I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:41This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:43He what?
00:12:44Here's the plan.
00:12:45So you go on the first date
00:12:46and the moment he lies about what he did,
00:12:49you stalk him, okay?
00:12:51I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:12:54Mm-hmm.
00:12:57Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:03I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:07Then, I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:14Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:17Come on.
00:13:44Lily, you idiot.
00:13:53Hey, I don't know what you heard or saw, but I would never ever...
00:13:57I'm so, so sorry.
00:13:59I, let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:06I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:08You should know that.
00:14:09I'm really glad you came.
00:14:12Shall we?
00:14:23Hey, come on.
00:14:24God, thank you.
00:14:30Well done, Dustin.
00:14:33She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:35This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:43Let the games begin.
00:14:49Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:53May I?
00:14:55Sure.
00:14:56Okay.
00:14:58When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch at
00:15:04school.
00:15:05And I really had to go to the bathroom, so I raised my hand.
00:15:07But the teacher won't let me go, so I just make a run for it when, uh...
00:15:15You beat yourself?
00:15:17Oh, I wish.
00:15:19I wish.
00:15:20That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:23Oh, no.
00:15:24Yep.
00:15:25So every single step I take, it's like, well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:31And I cried a lot.
00:15:33It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:38Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:40It's okay.
00:15:42I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:47Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:50I got it.
00:15:51When I was 13...
00:15:53It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:15:56My sister?
00:15:58Camilla?
00:15:58She's not a part of the story.
00:15:59No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:00Doreen.
00:16:05I'm so sorry.
00:16:09I have to go.
00:16:22It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:36I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:40What was I thinking?
00:16:47Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:16:55What is he doing here?
00:16:58Lily, it's me.
00:17:00Go away, Jake.
00:17:02Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:04Look, I don't know what happened back there, but I promise, I didn't mean...
00:17:07This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:09I hate dating apps.
00:17:11They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:14I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:17If we just...
00:17:18Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:24Because I created it.
00:17:27And I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:31What did you say?
00:17:32I said I believe in love.
00:17:36But I also believe in...
00:17:38Respecting women's feelings.
00:17:40I'm sorry.
00:17:51No.
00:17:59My sister, Doreen...
00:18:04And I were really close.
00:18:08One day...
00:18:10When we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:15And she jumped in to save me.
00:18:20But I couldn't save her.
00:18:26I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:36I'm so sorry.
00:18:41I never had any siblings.
00:18:44But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:47And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:51And he got diagnosed with her.
00:18:57He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:00I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:10For sharing your past with me.
00:19:16For listening to mine.
00:19:43Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:50All right.
00:19:51Let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:53Getting the body moving.
00:19:54Feeling good.
00:19:56Wait.
00:19:57Are you?
00:19:59Are you promoting the app?
00:20:04Am I on camera?
00:20:06No.
00:20:07I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:10What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:12I don't know.
00:20:13I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:16Oh, come on.
00:20:16You're the love swipe guy.
00:20:20Love swipe guy?
00:20:22What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:24Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:25What?
00:20:26No, you're the bi-
00:20:32Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:33I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:37What's dance?
00:20:38You think you can handle that?
00:20:39Um, yeah.
00:20:41Oh, yeah.
00:20:42Here we go.
00:20:42This is it.
00:20:44You're being stiff.
00:20:46See?
00:20:46Oh, I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:47I don't like that.
00:20:48You're a little stiff.
00:20:50Uh-oh.
00:20:51You're doing it wrong.
00:20:51Come in.
00:20:53Come in.
00:20:54Come in.
00:20:55Come in.
00:20:55Come in.
00:20:58Come in.
00:20:59Come in.
00:20:59Come in.
00:21:01Come in.
00:21:02Come in.
00:21:03Come in.
00:21:03Come in.
00:21:03Come in.
00:21:05Come in.
00:21:07Come in.
00:21:11Come in.
00:21:14Come in.
00:21:16Come in.
00:21:18Come in.
00:21:18Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright.
00:21:21Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:33Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:37You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:40I would never.
00:21:43Okay.
00:21:44Here it goes.
00:21:47I dropped out of law school.
00:21:49I was really good at it, but this one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm,
00:21:54and they were horrible to me.
00:22:00I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:03I gave up on my dream because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:09Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:11I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:13And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:19What about you?
00:22:23Oh.
00:22:24You know, I was just fired rather dramatically from a major social media company right as
00:22:34I was getting huge.
00:22:35I'm sorry.
00:22:38So you work in tech?
00:22:40Yeah.
00:22:41Yep.
00:22:42I work in tech.
00:22:45Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:48Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:50What do you do for a living?
00:22:53I told you I'm in tech.
00:22:55Okay, but what does that mean?
00:22:57Tell the truth.
00:23:01I work in, uh, for a startup.
00:23:09Very secret startup.
00:23:12Unfortunately, I wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA, so I just...
00:23:17Oh, I totally understand.
00:23:20Can you promise me something?
00:23:24Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:27Please?
00:23:28I promise.
00:23:31What is happening?
00:23:33Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:37I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:23:39Maybe a little pain is more.
00:23:41Dustin, you're up.
00:23:45Alright, you two.
00:23:46I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:50First things first, we're gonna get a feel for your training level.
00:23:53Let's do you first, doll.
00:23:55Her name's Lily.
00:23:57Okay.
00:23:58Lily doll.
00:23:59Let's see what you got.
00:24:00Do some one-two combos.
00:24:02Mm-hmm.
00:24:04Yeah, alright.
00:24:05A little harder, let's go.
00:24:07Alright, yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:08Boom, boom.
00:24:09Good.
00:24:10Good job.
00:24:10Alright, next we're gonna test your reflexes.
00:24:13Hey!
00:24:14That's enough!
00:24:17You okay?
00:24:18Yeah, fine.
00:24:19Just...
00:24:19There's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:21Alright, next.
00:24:21Bud.
00:24:22Come in.
00:24:23Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:28Um...
00:24:29No.
00:24:29Not me.
00:24:30Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:34What...
00:24:34What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:36I don't know.
00:24:37But this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:43Jake!
00:24:44I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:47Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:49I'm your girl?
00:24:51Maybe.
00:25:01You good?
00:25:02Yeah.
00:25:03I'm sorry.
00:25:04Can't protect you.
00:25:06I don't know.
00:25:06Is this guy's deal?
00:25:08I don't know, but...
00:25:09Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:11There's something I need to show you.
00:25:12Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:13He's crazy!
00:25:20That was amazing.
00:25:22I've been training for years.
00:25:24It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but...
00:25:26Until next time...
00:25:28Ask if I need help.
00:25:48Let's get out of here.
00:25:53Date number four.
00:26:01Where's your bathroom?
00:26:03It's just...
00:26:03Right there.
00:26:14You know, you didn't have to...
00:26:15Bring me home.
00:26:17I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:20There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:25I've done a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:27Oh yeah?
00:26:29Like what?
00:26:49Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:51Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:57Oh my life, I was looking for a sign.
00:27:03Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind.
00:27:09Sometimes you can't see things when it in time seems...
00:27:15I can't get so much...
00:27:17Where should you be doing?
00:27:28You have the most
00:27:30beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:43It's yours.
00:27:47You can touch me.
00:28:01Hold on, hold on a second.
00:28:03It's okay.
00:28:04I want to.
00:28:07Please stop.
00:28:12What's wrong?
00:28:13I want you
00:28:15so much.
00:28:19I have to wait for the app.
00:28:22We have to wait for the app.
00:28:25Are you kidding?
00:28:26Screw that stupid app.
00:28:27I know.
00:28:31The app isn't stupid.
00:28:34I'm sorry.
00:28:35I really...
00:28:36I just think we should wait.
00:28:38Oh.
00:28:41Okay.
00:28:45Fine.
00:28:46I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:28:49I mean...
00:28:58Oh, that was too damn close for comfort.
00:29:03I've got to take things up a notch.
00:29:08It's time for the contingency.
00:29:25What the hell?
00:29:29Where is she?
00:29:31What are you talking about?
00:29:33Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:35Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:36I...
00:29:36Lily, please.
00:29:38Just tell me where she is.
00:29:39Okay?
00:29:40Don't lie to me.
00:29:41I will end things right here.
00:29:42I won't even be mad.
00:29:42I just need you to be honest with me, okay?
00:29:44I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:46I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:48I've been cheated on before.
00:29:49Tell me where she is.
00:29:50There's no one here.
00:29:51Who are you talking about?
00:29:53I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:30:04I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment, and they weren't selfies, so I know that
00:30:11you took them.
00:30:11I'm sorry, but there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:20You are the only person I want naked in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:24Really?
00:30:25I swear it.
00:30:27I'm sorry.
00:30:29I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:30I just...
00:30:31I can't go through that again.
00:30:33You won't have to.
00:30:38I promise.
00:30:48What are you doing?
00:30:49I changed my mind.
00:30:52I want you.
00:30:54Right now.
00:31:07It's you.
00:31:31Jake, stop.
00:31:37Sorry, I'm sorry, I just, I really want to, it's just, I'm still shaken up by those photos.
00:31:48And you know what, Bob's vibe is working.
00:31:53I think we should wait.
00:31:56Okay, yeah.
00:31:58We can wait.
00:32:00I would never want to pressure you.
00:32:03I promise.
00:32:09As soon as love's vibe gives us permission, you can have me.
00:32:16All of me.
00:32:45Oh no.
00:32:49So he's definitely not a...
00:32:51A date rapist?
00:32:51No, I found the condom the next morning.
00:32:55He's a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs.
00:32:57You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:00Not that you'd know anything about trust.
00:33:03But yeah.
00:33:04Yeah, I do.
00:33:05What does he do for work?
00:33:07He's in tech.
00:33:10Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:12There, there's something we need to tell you about, Jake.
00:33:14Something you may not want to hear.
00:33:17What do you mean?
00:33:20What the fuck?
00:33:21I wasn't originally talking about...
00:33:23I'm sorry.
00:33:24Yeah, you're being an ass right there.
00:33:26Exceed small.
00:33:32Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:34I'm fine.
00:33:37Ask Jake about his work.
00:33:40Finally, I can see what's happening.
00:33:42Now that I've planted Jake's work history,
00:33:45I should push him to tell the truth,
00:33:47and then he'll be mine again.
00:33:49My friends didn't pawn yet.
00:33:52You mean those two?
00:33:54Who are in disguise every single time we come here.
00:33:57They...
00:33:57Yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:34:01Only because of that stupid app.
00:34:03Okay, can we not blame the app?
00:34:12Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30.
00:34:18What do you do for work?
00:34:20I'm in tech.
00:34:21I told you.
00:34:24My friends...
00:34:26They received an envelope with documents
00:34:29saying that you're an app developer.
00:34:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:36Please don't lie to me.
00:34:39Okay.
00:34:41I'm gonna tell you,
00:34:43but that's because I trust you,
00:34:45and you have to promise
00:34:46not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:49Okay, I promise.
00:34:50I swear I won't tell anybody.
00:34:53I'm, uh...
00:34:57I started a...
00:35:03I started a nap.
00:35:05And I'm looking for investors.
00:35:08And I'm just a poor app developer
00:35:11looking for backing.
00:35:14I'm sorry.
00:35:15Lily, do you believe me?
00:35:18Of course I believe you.
00:35:20Just...
00:35:21Thank you for being honest with me.
00:35:30Oh, she wants honesty!
00:35:35Or she's not.
00:35:51What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:52Like, your parents pay your rent,
00:35:55or you're still a rich tech guy,
00:35:57but just not as rich as a super-rich tech guy?
00:35:59All I can say is...
00:36:02If this app takes off,
00:36:03I'm not gonna need to worry about money.
00:36:06You got this.
00:36:09Okay.
00:36:11Lie detector test tomorrow.
00:36:13That's so crazy.
00:36:14It's almost like it's listening to our conversation.
00:36:16Actually,
00:36:17it's perceived intuition is...
00:36:19machine learning
00:36:21from thorough scrapping of social media platforms.
00:36:25How do you know that?
00:36:28Just a guess.
00:36:29Pretty sure other apps use it.
00:36:31Well,
00:36:31I'm not scared of some lie detector test.
00:36:33There's nothing I wouldn't tell you.
00:36:38Do you feel the same?
00:36:40Yeah.
00:36:41Actually,
00:36:42there's somewhere
00:36:43I gotta be.
00:36:44We should get out of here.
00:36:49I've got you right where I want you,
00:36:51Lily Niblock.
00:36:52Prepare
00:36:53for heartbreak.
00:36:56So,
00:36:57how does this work again?
00:36:59The machine
00:37:00analyzes our answers
00:37:01and makes
00:37:02little TV
00:37:03show noises.
00:37:04Nervous,
00:37:05but excited.
00:37:08That's it true.
00:37:10So, you ready?
00:37:11Yeah, absolutely.
00:37:14Jake, are you sure?
00:37:16Yes, I'm sure.
00:37:19Ask about his job.
00:37:23So,
00:37:24Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:26Yes.
00:37:30What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:34Two apps for
00:37:37statistical analysis
00:37:38and one for
00:37:39social media scrubbing.
00:37:42Social media scrubbing,
00:37:43like our dating app?
00:37:45Yep.
00:37:46Just like that.
00:37:48Have you developed
00:37:49any other apps?
00:37:52Well,
00:37:53um...
00:37:54Are you okay?
00:37:57Yeah.
00:37:58Yep.
00:38:03There isn't anything
00:38:05you could tell me
00:38:05I wouldn't understand.
00:38:08I'm falling for you.
00:38:11And I trust you, okay?
00:38:14Okay.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:26Have you developed
00:38:27any other apps?
00:38:29Have you developed
00:38:30any other apps?
00:38:34Nope.
00:38:39Why are you lying to me?
00:38:41I'm not.
00:38:42I'm not.
00:38:42I swear.
00:38:43I swear.
00:38:46Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:48I think so.
00:38:50And are you attracted to me?
00:38:53Yes.
00:38:55And are you ready
00:38:56to find true love?
00:38:58I...
00:38:59Yes.
00:39:01I'm ready
00:39:02to find love.
00:39:04Are you sure?
00:39:06Yes, I'm sure.
00:39:08Lily, what's...
00:39:09What's going on?
00:39:10You said that you were
00:39:11ready for the real thing.
00:39:13Jake, I promise,
00:39:13I am ready
00:39:14for the real thing.
00:39:18Sorry, that's...
00:39:19Not the word.
00:39:19You said that you were ready
00:39:20for real love.
00:39:23I'm sorry.
00:39:47I'm sorry.
00:39:49Elise?
00:39:51What are you doing here?
00:39:52I just wanted to talk
00:39:53with you about the app.
00:39:56Yeah.
00:40:07So,
00:40:09what's wrong with the app?
00:40:11Oh, no.
00:40:12Nothing.
00:40:13That's actually
00:40:14what I wanted
00:40:15to talk to you about.
00:40:18I...
00:40:18I was really
00:40:20hurting
00:40:21after we broke up.
00:40:23So,
00:40:24after a day or so,
00:40:26I downloaded the app
00:40:28and
00:40:29I matched with someone
00:40:31and
00:40:32Jake,
00:40:34you were right.
00:40:36What do you mean?
00:40:37I mean,
00:40:38I met someone, Jake.
00:40:40The app works
00:40:41and I'm proof.
00:40:43I mean,
00:40:44we are talking
00:40:44about getting married.
00:40:47Great.
00:40:48Well,
00:40:48I'm happy for you.
00:40:51Well,
00:40:52what about you?
00:40:54Have you
00:40:54matched with anyone?
00:40:56Uh,
00:40:57yeah.
00:40:59Yeah?
00:41:00Okay.
00:41:01Tell me about her.
00:41:02Is she pretty?
00:41:04Honestly,
00:41:05it's...
00:41:07Things aren't going that well.
00:41:10Well,
00:41:11you don't...
00:41:12You're not trying to say
00:41:14it's Love Swipe's fault
00:41:15because,
00:41:15I mean,
00:41:16I know the app works.
00:41:17You were right
00:41:19all along,
00:41:20Jake.
00:41:23I just don't know anymore.
00:41:26Well,
00:41:28I really hope you two
00:41:29work things out.
00:41:34I just wanted to thank you
00:41:36in person.
00:41:37It's good.
00:41:38We really did make
00:41:39something special together.
00:41:50Okay,
00:41:51just because
00:41:52me and my match
00:41:53are having issues,
00:41:56I'm falling in love
00:41:57with her.
00:41:58And I'm happy for you,
00:41:59but I think you should go.
00:42:02I'm so sorry,
00:42:02Jake.
00:42:03I'm so sorry.
00:42:04You're...
00:42:04You're right.
00:42:05Again,
00:42:07you know,
00:42:07we're in love
00:42:09with other people
00:42:09and I need
00:42:11to respect that.
00:42:13I'm sorry.
00:42:23We got you,
00:42:24Jake.
00:42:26Let's see how
00:42:26your little sweetheart
00:42:27feels about this.
00:42:35I'm never going to
00:42:36find love again.
00:42:38All men are liars.
00:42:40And the worst part is
00:42:41the two of you
00:42:42made me a liar.
00:42:43I can't even
00:42:44trust my own heart.
00:42:46I'm sorry,
00:42:47Lily.
00:42:48Screw you,
00:42:50Tim.
00:43:00Five minutes ago?
00:43:03That asshole!
00:43:11Get you.
00:43:12All right.
00:43:13Lily.
00:43:15It's so good to see you.
00:43:16Okay, what's going on?
00:43:17Do you think I'm an idiot,
00:43:18Jake?
00:43:19No, of course not.
00:43:20Then where is she?
00:43:22Who?
00:43:24Don't gaslight me.
00:43:25I'm not crazy.
00:43:26I know you're hiding
00:43:27things from me.
00:43:27Okay, I promise.
00:43:28I'm not hiding anything
00:43:29from you.
00:43:30Liar.
00:43:31You're lying to me.
00:43:33I saw a video of the two
00:43:34of you kissing.
00:43:35What video?
00:43:42No, no, no.
00:43:43This can't be happening
00:43:44again.
00:43:44Lily, give me your phone.
00:43:49Just what I thought.
00:43:50No traditional trace
00:43:52of malware.
00:43:53So it's not hacked?
00:43:56You did get an email
00:43:58and that the video was
00:44:00mysteriously deleted
00:44:01because I was
00:44:04kissing another woman in it.
00:44:08Wait.
00:44:09What are you saying?
00:44:11That woman
00:44:12was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:14and she is a
00:44:15brilliant
00:44:17coder
00:44:17and hacker
00:44:18but also
00:44:21extremely
00:44:21unstable.
00:44:25But why was she here?
00:44:26Why were you kissing her?
00:44:28She came over
00:44:29to
00:44:30tell me she was in love
00:44:31with someone else
00:44:33but then she
00:44:35she kissed me
00:44:37just for a moment.
00:44:41But
00:44:42in that moment
00:44:43I realized
00:44:45how much
00:44:46that I love you.
00:44:48That you're the only person
00:44:50I want to be with.
00:44:56Do you forgive me?
00:45:01You lied to me
00:45:03again.
00:45:04Take right
00:45:04you kissed
00:45:05another woman
00:45:06and then you
00:45:07hid it from me.
00:45:09Lily please stop.
00:45:11I'm sorry.
00:45:13Yeah.
00:45:14You are.
00:45:15Will I see you again?
00:45:16I don't know.
00:45:18All I know
00:45:19is that I can't
00:45:19stand me in the same
00:45:20room as you
00:45:21right now.
00:45:24Lily wait.
00:45:27Lily!
00:45:32Oh my god
00:45:33did you see
00:45:34the look
00:45:34on that sad
00:45:36bitch's face?
00:45:37Now
00:45:38it's time to put
00:45:40the final nail
00:45:40in this girl's coffin.
00:45:48You and Jake Wright
00:45:49have been unmatched.
00:45:52What?
00:45:54No
00:45:58True love awaits
00:45:59with your new match
00:46:00Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:04This can't be happening.
00:46:07Come on Jake
00:46:08please pick up.
00:46:10Jake.
00:46:11Lily?
00:46:13I just got a notification
00:46:14we were unmatched
00:46:15on the app.
00:46:16See you man.
00:46:18Tragic as it is
00:46:19I think it's
00:46:19for the best.
00:46:21Why are you saying that?
00:46:23Clearly we have some
00:46:24issues and if I'm
00:46:25being honest
00:46:25I want to
00:46:26sexier woman
00:46:27who's super intelligent
00:46:28and ready for real love.
00:46:30Jake wait!
00:46:34I can't believe him!
00:46:39True love awaits
00:46:40with your new match
00:46:41Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:42All right Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:45Get ready to meet
00:46:46the hottest girl
00:46:46you've ever seen.
00:46:57You must be Lily.
00:46:59Might I say
00:47:00your profile picture
00:47:02does not do
00:47:02that beautiful body
00:47:03justice
00:47:04God damn!
00:47:06So
00:47:06uh
00:47:07Mitchell
00:47:08was it?
00:47:09What do you do
00:47:10for a living?
00:47:11Isn't it obvious babe?
00:47:12I get paid
00:47:13and I get laid.
00:47:14Come again?
00:47:15Oh don't worry
00:47:16you will.
00:47:17Excuse me?
00:47:18I'm a model babe
00:47:20isn't it obvious?
00:47:21No
00:47:22it's not
00:47:23and you already
00:47:23said that.
00:47:24Sorry
00:47:25I'm just super
00:47:26distracted by that
00:47:27tight pod
00:47:28you're rocking
00:47:28underneath that dress.
00:47:30Can't wait
00:47:30to get that thing
00:47:31off
00:47:31and on my floor
00:47:32where it belongs.
00:47:33You know what I mean?
00:47:34I think I made a mistake.
00:47:36Hey wait
00:47:38Tonight's the night
00:47:40I'm gonna tell Lily
00:47:41the truth
00:47:41about creating
00:47:42Love Swipe
00:47:42and if she'll have me
00:47:44I will treasure her
00:47:45for the rest of my life.
00:47:47I'm coming for you Lily.
00:47:49Hey wait
00:47:51Let go of my arm.
00:47:53Hey the app
00:47:53hooked us up babe
00:47:55we're soulmates
00:47:56meant to be.
00:47:57I don't love you
00:47:58I love Jake.
00:48:00I love Jake.
00:48:04I love Jake
00:48:05and I need to go
00:48:06right now.
00:48:07Hey not so fast.
00:48:14Get off me you creep!
00:48:20Jake
00:48:22No Jake wait!
00:48:25Jake
00:48:27Jake wait!
00:48:31Please
00:48:31it's not what it seems.
00:48:34Really?
00:48:35Really
00:48:36because I just watched you
00:48:37kiss another man
00:48:38that wasn't me
00:48:38on our seventh day.
00:48:39Please let me explain!
00:48:41Now there's nothing
00:48:42to explain.
00:48:43You got cheated up
00:48:44on your asshole boyfriend
00:48:45now you're cheating on me!
00:48:48We were unmatched.
00:48:51I called you
00:48:52and you broke it off
00:48:54you humiliated me!
00:48:56Stop lying to me Lily.
00:48:58I want us to be honest
00:48:59with each other
00:49:00but you're lying
00:49:01to my face!
00:49:03I'm not lying to you.
00:49:10Love's wife matched me
00:49:12with that stupid meathead.
00:49:14I only went out with him
00:49:15to get back at you
00:49:16and when I saw him
00:49:19when he kissed me
00:49:23I realized the only person
00:49:24I wanted to kiss
00:49:25was you.
00:49:27Please you have to believe me!
00:49:33You're saying that all
00:49:34that happened
00:49:35today
00:49:37that I called you
00:49:38and we unmatched
00:49:39and I broke up with you.
00:49:40Why would I lie about that?
00:49:43It's not safe.
00:49:44We gotta go Lily.
00:49:46Jake you're scaring me.
00:49:48What do you mean
00:49:48it's not safe?
00:49:49Trust me we need
00:49:49to go right now.
00:49:51Okay.
00:49:52Let's go.
00:49:57This is my parents' cabin.
00:49:59They moved overseas
00:50:01so it's all mine now.
00:50:03I come here
00:50:04when I want to get away
00:50:05from everything.
00:50:06I don't understand
00:50:07why is it safe here?
00:50:10No cell phone service
00:50:12no internet
00:50:14it's just us here.
00:50:17Okay Jake
00:50:18I need you to explain
00:50:19why are we safe
00:50:20in a cabin in the woods.
00:50:22Please don't make me
00:50:23regret this.
00:50:26Do you remember
00:50:29my ex-girlfriend
00:50:29I told you about?
00:50:31Elise?
00:50:33Yeah.
00:50:35There's something
00:50:35I need to tell you.
00:50:38The day
00:50:41I broke up with her.
00:50:44Sue
00:50:44I'll kill!
00:50:46I will destroy you
00:50:48Jake Wright!
00:50:49I didn't mean to hurt her.
00:50:53What she said
00:50:55what I'm afraid
00:50:56she's
00:50:57capable of doing.
00:51:00It's the only place
00:51:02I feel like we're
00:51:03safe.
00:51:05I'm so sorry
00:51:07that happened to you.
00:51:09She sounds
00:51:11unwell.
00:51:15Wow.
00:51:17You look
00:51:18so beautiful
00:51:20Lolly.
00:51:21You look
00:51:23very handsome.
00:51:28You don't know
00:51:28how much
00:51:29I wish
00:51:29this was
00:51:29our seventh date.
00:51:32Do you mind
00:51:33getting wet?
00:51:36What's that
00:51:36supposed to mean?
00:51:39Come with me
00:51:39and I'll show you.
00:51:44Here.
00:51:49Okay.
00:51:52Alright.
00:51:59It's been
00:51:59a crazy day
00:52:01and I'm thankful
00:52:02you're here.
00:52:03Me too.
00:52:07Jake,
00:52:07I feel safe
00:52:09when I'm with you.
00:52:12You know
00:52:12on the
00:52:13seventh date
00:52:16Love Swipe
00:52:17gives couples
00:52:18the option
00:52:19to
00:52:24To what?
00:52:30To be with
00:52:30each other.
00:52:33Well,
00:52:34if Love Swipe
00:52:35says something.
00:52:39Put me on the
00:52:41altar
00:52:41cause you
00:52:42can't be
00:52:43tamed
00:52:43The silence
00:52:45underneath
00:52:46your flame
00:52:47Cut the cords
00:52:48around me
00:52:49as I speak
00:52:50your name
00:52:51It's never
00:52:53gonna be
00:52:54the same
00:52:55Even though
00:52:56I loved you
00:52:57it was all
00:52:57in vain
00:53:11This
00:53:12ends
00:53:12now
00:53:13No!
00:53:16I am going
00:53:17to win
00:53:18Jake back
00:53:18even if it
00:53:20means I need
00:53:20to get rid of
00:53:21Lily Niblock
00:53:22once
00:53:22and for all
00:53:34Last night
00:53:34was
00:53:35I know
00:53:48We should be
00:53:49getting our
00:53:49notification
00:53:50for our
00:53:51last date
00:53:52If anything
00:53:53happens
00:53:54just come
00:53:55to my place
00:53:55and we'll
00:53:56deal with it
00:53:57together
00:53:58Don't worry
00:53:59about me
00:54:01Nothing
00:54:01could keep
00:54:02me from you
00:54:02Not even
00:54:03your crazy
00:54:04ex-girlfriend
00:54:11Okay
00:54:33You want
00:54:34him?
00:54:35Come and
00:54:36get him
00:54:38Vanguard
00:54:39bitch
00:54:42To love
00:54:43And to love
00:54:44swipe
00:54:48Meet Jake
00:54:48for a
00:54:49private
00:54:49rendezvous
00:54:50in the
00:54:50wine
00:54:50lounge
00:54:51of your
00:54:51favorite
00:54:51bar
00:54:54Aww
00:54:54The app
00:54:55is having
00:54:55us
00:54:55do
00:54:55our
00:54:55final
00:54:56date
00:54:56in
00:54:56the
00:54:56wine
00:54:57lounge
00:54:57It's
00:54:58where
00:54:58our
00:54:58first
00:54:58date
00:54:58was
00:54:59it's
00:54:59so
00:54:59sweet
00:54:59Be
00:55:00careful
00:55:01Lily
00:55:01his
00:55:01ex
00:55:02sounds
00:55:02crazy
00:55:03Want me
00:55:04to walk
00:55:04you
00:55:04back?
00:55:05You
00:55:05guys
00:55:05need
00:55:05to
00:55:05calm
00:55:06down
00:55:06I
00:55:07I'm
00:55:07about
00:55:08to
00:55:08have
00:55:08another
00:55:08amazing
00:55:09night
00:55:09with
00:55:09the
00:55:09man
00:55:09of
00:55:09my
00:55:10dreams
00:55:38dreams
00:55:48Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:50I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:52What's him?
00:55:54Tanya.
00:55:56You hurt my best friend.
00:55:58I'll chop off your balls.
00:55:59I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:03Touche.
00:56:05Have you seen Lily?
00:56:07Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:10It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:13She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:24Lily!
00:56:40Please, it was you.
00:56:43So is you.
00:56:50Where are you, please?
00:56:56My cabin.
00:56:59Lily.
00:57:00You made me hurt her.
00:57:10I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:12I just want to Jake back.
00:57:14But then he fell for you.
00:57:16I couldn't have that.
00:57:18He never loved you.
00:57:20Do you even know who I am?
00:57:22His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:25I was his partner.
00:57:27His closest collaborator.
00:57:29On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:33Oh, you still don't get it to you, you little slut.
00:57:36Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:39Jake is the creator of this.
00:57:40Let it go, please.
00:57:44I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:46Dustin!
00:57:47Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:49We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:53That's why I brought backup.
00:57:55Jake, I've got this asshole.
00:58:02You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:04Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:13Jake, you came to me.
00:58:15Of course I did.
00:58:17You're my girl.
00:58:20Not so fast!
00:58:24Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:26Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:28You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:31Now step.
00:58:33Okay.
00:58:34Okay.
00:58:41Now here's what's going to happen, Jake.
00:58:43I am going to give you to the count of three to tell Lily here how you've been lying to
00:58:49her your entire relationship.
00:58:51Or I'm going to put a hole in her head.
00:58:57Got it?
00:58:59One.
00:59:00Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:04Two.
00:59:04Jake.
00:59:07Three.
00:59:08Wait.
00:59:11Okay.
00:59:12Police.
00:59:13I'll tell her.
00:59:14Don't toy with me, Jake.
00:59:17I promise.
00:59:20She's right.
00:59:23Police and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:25We collaborated.
00:59:25We made dating apps together.
00:59:29What?
00:59:30Last month, we created our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:37Love Swipe.
00:59:39I created the app that we've been using this entire time.
00:59:43So you...
00:59:43You lied to me?
00:59:47Yes.
00:59:49You manipulated me?
00:59:51Yes.
00:59:53Yes.
00:59:53That doesn't matter now.
00:59:55Because over the last week, I've realized something even more important.
01:00:00I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:06I thought the app was going to change my life.
01:00:12Show me how to find real love.
01:00:15I trusted what we created, Belize.
01:00:19But I was wrong.
01:00:21I don't care that we didn't match.
01:00:25I matched with you before we even had the idea for Love Swipe.
01:00:30You're my best friend.
01:00:33My confidant.
01:00:36My lover.
01:00:38You are a brilliant, beautiful, and powerful woman.
01:00:45I need to tell you something that I've been afraid to say up until now.
01:00:51Tell me.
01:00:52And I'm yours.
01:00:54I'm sorry.
01:00:55I did it again.
01:00:58Freeze!
01:00:59Here's where I can see them!
01:01:15I'll kill you, Jake Wright!
01:01:17You are a liar and a monster!
01:01:19How could you?
01:01:21How could you do this to me?
01:01:23I still love you!
01:01:25Jake can't.
01:01:27Lily.
01:01:30I'm sorry.
01:01:31I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:33I just needed to trust you.
01:01:36In my heart.
01:01:38If you can forgive me,
01:01:40I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:01:45I love you.
01:01:47I love you.
01:01:49I forgive you.
01:01:51Jake, I...
01:01:52I forgive you.
01:01:55I forgive you.
01:01:58I love you.
01:02:07I love you.
01:02:13I helped create this app because I believe everyone deserves to find true love.
01:02:21I use Love Swipe.
01:02:23And for the first time in my life, I found true undying love.
01:02:33So.
01:02:41The Lady of Buck.
01:02:43Will you do me the great honor of being my wife?
01:02:54Yes.
01:02:57Yes, Jake, my Mr. Wright, I will marry you.
01:03:00I want to.
01:03:04I want to.
01:03:06I want to.
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