00:20What a mine is, you're innocent, yeah? So you'll be fine.
00:24Exactly. I just wish your mum would apply the same logic.
00:27Yeah, but Dev, anyone who knows you, knows you'd never, not in a million.
00:30Thank you. But it's Bernie that I'm really worried about.
00:33All the benefits this side of the day just wiped out, just like that.
00:37Hey, why don't we get a few voddies down there at lunch?
00:41Mum? Pub? Dinner?
00:43I've got the dentist.
00:45Really? You never set out.
00:47Sorry, should I have filed some paperwork or something?
00:50Well, why don't you come roll this beforehand? They'll book you up.
00:53No, the thought of that big chair and then my bag of nerves.
00:55You know, I need to psych myself up.
01:02So, consummate day two. Where did Bliss order the washing up?
01:05It's tricky.
01:06Um, I need a break from consummating.
01:08Anyway, you're the neat freak that hates dirty dishes.
01:12Oh, you're my favourite dirty dish.
01:15You sure about that? What was my fluctuating weight?
01:18Oh, come on. Bancers the language you love, innit?
01:22Let's go back to bed.
01:24Tempting, but, um, I've got the headache from hell starting, so...
01:28I'm gonna lie down, alone.
01:31Right.
01:34You're insatiable.
01:35I am when it comes to you.
01:37Look, I'm gonna do this and close the curtains and sleep it off.
01:44You're a delicate little flower, aren't you?
01:49Guess I'd best tie myself out then, with a run.
01:53You know, you could benefit from pounding the pavement.
01:59More bants?
02:00Yeah.
02:01Statement of fact.
02:02I'll see you later, Todd.
02:04For the rematch.
02:11Listen, I'm gonna have to go into work.
02:13You're on next.
02:14Yeah, I know, I know, but there's been a big development on the case, so...
02:18I'm gutted.
02:19We were gonna have fun today, weren't we, Connie?
02:22Um, should I give Lauren a ring?
02:23Don't do Thursdays.
02:24Oh, yeah, sorry, I forgot.
02:27Yeah, it's okay.
02:28I'm sorry, darling, I've got to...
02:29Go, it's okay.
02:30You'll be good.
02:33Love you.
02:34See you later.
02:35How do you fancy a day in the fun factory with me, then?
02:38I could, er, mind her for you, if you want.
02:42DBS checked.
02:43The works.
02:44Gift to us.
02:46What?
02:47Fully qualified.
02:48Eight years' experience.
02:50Oh, right.
02:51Erm, are you free for the next four hours?
02:56You know, this shop one day will be a museum.
02:59All the stuff people are used to buy.
03:01Not in my lifetime, I hope.
03:02I give it three years.
03:04Er, my Wilkie Collins never did turn up.
03:06Oh, that's a bummer.
03:07Good luck.
03:10Go on, do us a favour, Mr P.
03:11Hold up a few of them magazines.
03:13You are the boss of the museum after all.
03:15Sam, do you want to get in?
03:20Nice.
03:23Trying to keep a low profile, remember?
03:25What are you thinking?
03:27That I need to stay one step ahead.
03:29Which is why I had to get rid of my phone.
03:31You flashed your phone?
03:32Keep your voice down.
03:34Devices leave us wide open.
03:37Daniel tried to put a track on my phone via email.
03:40So, what have you done with it?
03:43Chucked it in the bin.
03:44Yeah, why?
03:45Daniel is a potential threat.
03:47Megan's a clear and present danger.
03:49It pays to be vigilant.
03:51Whatever you say.
03:53Nice, Sam.
03:56What have you done now?
03:57Nothing.
03:58Would it kill you, to be kind?
04:21Not bad.
04:24I think you're supposed to be a person nawet.
04:43George
04:46Afternoon
04:46This is a surprise
04:49Your wedding was a bigger one
04:51Fair
04:54So
04:56So two questions
04:57One
04:59You buzz me up
05:00But how are you going to let me in
05:02Two
05:04You're going to put the kettle on
05:05Any time soon
05:24I'm a
05:25Ship shape
05:27And
05:28Bristol fashion
05:30Oh
05:31You're eating
05:33Cheese and onion
05:36Starving
05:38Seeing his issue
05:39I suppose I can cope with a
05:40Cheese and onion flavoured snog
05:46Well we'll have a few berries first
05:48Copy that
05:54I
05:54I fear I haven't
05:57Exactly covered myself in glory
06:01You're here under duress
06:02Well we both know that I'm here to protect me son
06:07I don't want to be the villain of the piece
06:09The guy who emotionally blackmails you
06:11That isn't how I roll
06:13It's just
06:14Every time I try to talk to you
06:16To deepen our connection
06:18You
06:20You freak out
06:22Well I'm here now aren't I
06:24With my listening ears on
06:28Just being in the same room as you
06:31Is everything
06:33Well
06:35Not quite
06:35Everything
06:38The best is yet to come
06:45Did you know
06:46That Norwich has the same rainfall as Tel Aviv
06:51No way
06:52That's what it says here
06:53Oh it must be true
06:59Oh mate you alright
07:00Er
07:00Cad the anchors please
07:02Oh we haven't got anything at the minute I'm afraid
07:05Could be wobbly on your feet there pal
07:07Yeah sure
07:07Yeah your floor is trip hazard
07:09Oh right yeah
07:09That'll be it then
07:12How you doing
07:13Ask me another
07:15Kettle's boiled
07:16Nah I wouldn't be good company
07:19Well I'm used to that
07:20I'm knocking around with him for ten years
07:21Why
07:26How's Will
07:28Oh mate
07:31It's a disaster
07:46I've just removed the bad mood that you put me in
07:51You joyless little porker
07:56And FYI
07:57The old
07:58Fringid bride routine
07:59Boring the leg off
08:01Are you going to look like a wounded hippo every time we fall out or what?
08:05Dealing with me
08:06Tell you what
08:06I really am
08:07The luckiest groom in the world
08:09Isn't I?
08:11Sorry
08:12Got waylaid by Mary
08:15Oh
08:16Hi
08:30I thought it was you in the bathroom
08:33I was tearing the strip off you
08:39It's funny isn't it
08:41You can go to bed with Dr Jekyll
08:45But wake up with Mr Hyde
08:49That's why he makes a good undertaker
08:51Loves the drama
08:55Well tell him
08:59Tell him
09:00About how you rejected me this morning
09:18Come on
09:19I mean
09:20You know
09:21Forgive me for thinking we're on our honeymoon
09:23Hey
09:24The fruity bride routine you said
09:26Oh tell him
09:27He'll be dearest
09:30No need to tell me anything
09:32You know where I live
09:35Me casa
09:36All that
09:37Always
09:38Well
09:38Don't be daft
09:41I'm fine
09:41What's wrong with conviction?
09:43Stop telling him what to say
09:45Oh this is ridiculous
09:47Seriously
09:47Are you going to throw me under the bus like that?
09:50There's obviously been some kind of misunderstanding
09:56I've got a one o'clock with a client
10:17I'm going to get a shower
10:27I was starting to worry you'd climbed out the window
10:30I did cross my mind
10:34My feelings for you are real Bernie
10:37But they're not reciprocated
10:40Yet
10:42Once the pheromones kick in you'll see me differently
10:45Cupid will...
10:46I believe that you believe all that
10:48I know what I see
10:50You're all over the place
10:53Look let's have a brandy
10:55I'll call room service
11:01Hello
11:02Can I have two large brandies please
11:04To...
11:05I don't know what room number I'm in
11:0759
11:07Room number 59 please
11:11Thank you
11:15You've been playing for time
11:18Well can you blame me?
11:20You want me to cheat on Dev
11:22The D word?
11:23A way to kill the mood?
11:25You're grieving
11:27Like you're still raw from your marriage hitting the buffers
11:30Is it any wonder?
11:32She had no respect for the vows we made
11:34I know, I know
11:35I thought I had it
11:37I'm sure you did love
11:39I'm sure you did
11:42Don't patronise me
11:44I'm not your love
11:47You've been stringing me along from the get go
11:58Hey
12:01Connie
12:04Oh
12:05Yeah
12:06Hiya
12:06I'm not a burglar
12:07Well
12:08Technically I've
12:09Robbed these
12:10Bickies but
12:11I'm minding Connie
12:13Hi
12:14Hi
12:16How is she?
12:17Yeah
12:18I've got his gold, hardly a peep
12:19Aww
12:21Aww
12:21Aww
12:22What?
12:23Hey Connie
12:24It was just a bit of a surprise now
12:26To find in
12:28Jodie
12:29Shaun assistant
12:30She's done loads of child minds and everything
12:33Yeah
12:34Looked after zillions of kids
12:36Right
12:37Apparently she's DBS checked and everything
12:39It sounds good
12:41Well I'm grateful
12:44Any time
12:46See you later Connie
12:47See you
12:48Bye bye
12:48Bye bye
12:49Bye bye
12:50Bye bye
12:50Yeah
12:51See you later
12:56Well
12:58She did a good job didn't she
13:00Which means we get to do a good job
13:01All the plates are spinning
13:03Yeah
13:05Yeah
13:05Yeah
13:06But what?
13:08I just think it might be an idea to check references
13:10You know
13:11Make sure she's above board
13:13Oh okay
13:14Give us a chance
13:16Ooh
13:17Aunt Lisa went to the grumpy grump station today
13:21Didn't she
13:22You okay?
13:23Ooh
13:26Jumping in the sack with me
13:28It isn't the answer
13:28Making love
13:29How is coercion love?
13:32Coercion?
13:33What sleep with me
13:33Or I'll ruin your husband's life
13:35So what do you call that?
13:37A sweetener?
13:38So why are you here?
13:40To talk me around?
13:42To reason with the weirdo?
13:44You're not a weirdo
13:45You are!
13:47Who calls their sprogs Gemini?
13:50An Apollo?
13:52I bet you've got a lump of amethyst by your front door
13:55Your tie-tared t-shirts are laughable!
13:59Crystals, oh no crystals
14:00You'll always be a drug-loving train wreck
14:05What you need, you zodiac-loving waste of space
14:10It's a darn good seeing to
14:12Please, Mal
14:14You tell them that it wasn't Dev
14:18Just say that you got confused
14:20And they all lived happily ever after?
14:22Apart from Mal
14:23Who got royally shafted
14:25In his dreams
14:26And Dev could serve three life sentences back to back
14:29But me and you, pal
14:30We are never going to happen
14:31Hey, get away from her
14:34I never would have forced you
14:35Save it for the police, all right?
14:37No, no, Bernie, please don't
14:38Bernie, call the police
14:38I'll be a winner
14:39Bernie, please don't
14:40Hey, get back!
14:41Do not move
14:42Stay there
14:43Right, you'll tell the police it wasn't Dev
14:46That you made a mistake
14:47And it definitely wasn't Dev
14:49And you'll go to the police now
14:51Right, today?
14:53I will
14:55I'm sorry
15:05Come here
15:08Oh, thank you
15:11Thank you
15:15I'm his daughter
15:18I've been asleep at the wheel
15:20Wrapped up in the pub
15:23Refereeing slang and matches between my ma and Eva
15:27I just left Will to it
15:29You can't protect them 24-7
15:31It's just not possible
15:33Yeah, Arfe was 12 when she got pregnant
15:35With some baby
15:36How old was the dad?
15:38Same, 12
15:42Megan was like part of the family
15:45We just assumed she was loved up with Daniel
15:48No, we all fell for that one
15:49Especially Daniel
15:50Hmm
15:52Should have packed up on it
15:54Well, should have, would have, could have
15:57Look, this isn't for Gemma consumption
15:59But, erm
16:01My Amy was raped
16:04Date raped
16:06How'd you cope?
16:07Well, it was hell
16:09You know, it still is
16:10If I stop and think about it
16:11You never want to see one of your kids
16:13Suffy, you know
16:15But what you've got to remember
16:17Is that it's not about you
16:19You know, Will
16:20Will come round eventually
16:22Oh, but he's in total denial
16:24Shodders have come down
16:25Well, he'd be protecting Meg and Mooney
16:27She may have to go to prison
16:29Yeah, but she's meant to be his teacher, weren't she?
16:31Just cos she was filling his boots
16:33Having a whirl of a time
16:33Don't make it right, does it?
16:35Exactly
16:41Come on, you
16:42Let's get you home
16:46That's not my cab, don't I, Colts?
16:53Sorry mate
16:54I'd give you a fright then
16:56I'm fine
16:58You look like you've seen a ghost
17:00I'm naturally pasty
17:02Well, take it easy, won't you?
17:04And listen
17:04Take no notice of hope
17:06She's a wind-up merchant
17:09We all need to be more vigilant
17:12Yeah
17:13See you later
17:25What do you mean, wake up, Colt?
17:28Well, he's going to tell you all that it wasn't death
17:31Don't get why
17:32He's got no fight left in him
17:35He's obviously had some kind of crisis
17:38It's a waste of police time, then
17:40Tell me about it
17:42Right, see you later
17:44See ya
17:50I knocked round earlier
17:52Todd nipped out for some tea bag
17:54So I was home alone
17:55I was in there, Lou
17:57Theo comes back from a run
17:59Must have assumed that it was Todd in there
18:02He stood outside the door
18:04Starts giving him
18:06Me
18:08Grief
18:10Nasty
18:12Vicious stuff
18:14Well, that's horrible
18:18But Todd wouldn't have married him if...
18:22That wasn't a wedding
18:25That was a kidnapping
18:28Who did Todd have for his big day?
18:31Gary and Maria
18:33He would have wanted us there
18:35Me and you
18:36Well, yeah, that was weird
18:38Weird
18:40It was devastating
18:46You don't think he'd ever hit Todd, do you?
18:53I'm afraid I do
18:56If he hasn't already
19:01Just...
19:01Cast your mind back
19:04Last five, six months
19:08Todd's been all over the shop
19:12I'm sorry, love
19:15I know
19:15I know
19:16This is a lot for young shoulders
19:19But round here
19:21We're the only family he's got
19:25So what shall we do?
19:31Get him away from that monster
19:49You smell nice
19:51Bergamot
19:53You know, I just don't think George gets the old, er...
19:57You know, the old Bunce thing
19:59I'll make sure he understands
20:01Will you, though?
20:03Because we both know he's got a downer on me
20:04Don't give it another thought
20:06We're supposed to be on our honeymoon
20:08I mean, I...
20:10I don't see the appeal with him anyway
20:14I mean, I know he means a lot to you
20:15Otherwise I'd ask you to give him a word, but...
20:17Can we please stop talking about George?
20:18You will make sure he doesn't think
20:20I'm public enemy number one, won't you?
20:23Yes
20:24Like you said, he's a drama queen
20:30How can we hit that, hey?
20:32And that is a euphemism
20:35What about your headache?
20:37It's just what the doctor ordered
20:41Dr. Jekyll
20:52Oh, er, that'll be the, er, new quote from the coffin guy
20:58Ooh, great
21:00Guess what I need to get me in the mood for love, eh?
21:02Go on
21:03Right, I'll be in now
21:27And if you've been affected by issues raised in tonight's episode
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