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Coronation Street - Season 67 - Episode 59: Monday, 30th March 2026
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00:08Right, bacon butters, heavy on the brown sauce.
00:12What happened to service with a smile?
00:16I think I've ever made you miserable.
00:18Trouble at mill? You had a domestic with Dev?
00:21No.
00:22If you want my advice, talk to him properly from the heart.
00:26Says a bloke who runs away from his miss, it's first sign of trouble.
00:29Do not.
00:29Yeah, you do. You load up on pies and you go and park your car on the waste ground near
00:33the brewery
00:33and you pretend your radio's not working.
00:35I like going near the brewery, you lads.
00:38Now...
00:38Hiya.
00:39Hiya, mate.
00:39Hiya.
00:40How's everything at home? Your dad said it was a bit rough.
00:43Will's still keeping you?
00:44Well, he's still keeping you in the dark.
00:46Yeah, me and my little brother have always been close, but even I can't get through to him.
00:50No, no, no. You should have a word with the lad.
00:53Me?
00:53Yeah, you.
00:55Yeah, to be fair, I'm quite worldly wise.
00:57Some of the stuff I've heard from back of my cab.
00:59I'm like a cool urban priest.
01:01Hmm.
01:02Yeah, what I really mean, though, is you'll know what to say to him because, you know,
01:07you've been through it with that.
01:09Oh, just wind your neck in and eat your sandwiches.
01:15Hey, I'm glad that's over and done with.
01:18I'm not one of my as knit as me.
01:20No.
01:21I haven't got the patience for it.
01:23Yeah, you're well slow.
01:24It's going to take you ten years to finish that jump of a cow.
01:27And then blood needles don't help.
01:30You don't want to help sharp around this lot, though.
01:32Can you imagine?
01:35Do you know, I remember, my mother knitted me a swimming costume when I was little.
01:42Yeah.
01:42Two minutes in that pool.
01:44Pshh.
01:45Oh.
01:45Like a sponge I was.
01:47Still got PTSD, isn't that?
01:51Bet you've, er, not got much longer in here.
01:54It's your appeal, Frank.
01:56Yep.
01:57They're going to let you out.
01:59I can feel it in the waters.
02:02And I'm going to miss you like mad.
02:05Are you?
02:07Aw.
02:08Are you getting all soppy on me, Lolo?
02:11Are you?
02:13No, I bet you've got a new best friend by tea time.
02:17Yeah, right.
02:19Okey-dokey.
02:20I am oof back to my pied-Ã -terre.
02:24I'm thinking I might throw a little soiree this evening.
02:29That's your only actual real-life friend, can I come as well?
02:31Oh, no.
02:32No, not at all.
02:33It'll, er, it'll be far too larded after the likes of you.
02:36All right, well, in that case, I'll be chopping your caviar.
02:40Oh.
02:41Excuse me, Maureen.
02:50Debbie.
03:05I don't know where I am.
03:09Where am I going?
03:11Here.
03:13I should have got Todd out of there last night.
03:17Dragged him out if I had to.
03:20I feel so flaming stupid, babe.
03:22Why didn't I see what he's like?
03:23People like him are clever, aren't they?
03:25They're brilliant at pulling the wool over.
03:29Gary, don't beat yourself up over it.
03:31OK?
03:31You've done your best.
03:33See you later.
03:37Gary.
03:39Todd was supposed to be in work this morning.
03:41Chrissie said she's not heard hiding her hair.
03:43Hey, it's all right, it's all right.
03:45Come on, then.
03:46Let's do something about it, maybe.
03:47It's all right.
03:49Hi, this is Megan.
03:50Leave a message and I'll get back to you.
03:53Megan.
03:54Look, I've not heard from you in days.
03:57I really need you, right?
03:59I just...
03:59Why aren't you returning my calls?
04:07You know, I was exactly the same at your age.
04:12Burying the feelings.
04:14Putting on a brave face.
04:16Playing the big man.
04:19There's no need for all that front, you know.
04:22You're home.
04:23Safety with your da.
04:28You know, regardless of what went on, you can talk to me.
04:32I'm listening, son.
04:35I can't.
04:38If you won't talk to me, how about we give the counsellor another go?
04:45Look, this thing with Megan.
04:48Whatever it was.
04:49Whatever you thought it was.
04:52Still nothing but bring you grief.
04:57I'm going to be late from school.
05:00You know, you're 16.
05:02You shouldn't have a care in the world.
05:04Have a good day.
05:06I'll catch you later.
05:08I swear to God, that milkman has half a brain.
05:11How many times do I have to tell him we want proper milk?
05:13That semi-skimmed muck is neither use nor ornament.
05:18What now?
05:20You have a face on you like a smacked backside.
05:25Er, Bethany, so have you decided what you're doing with your hair tomorrow?
05:28Ooh, what's tomorrow?
05:29She's got a day.
05:30Oh, no.
05:32I don't know.
05:32I was thinking I might swerve it.
05:34Oh, no.
05:35You and Ethan have been chatting loads online.
05:38You get a big daft grin on your face every time you message a job.
05:40Oh, hey, let's have a look at him.
05:42Oh.
05:45Ooh, he's well fit, yeah.
05:47Wow.
05:48Yeah, I totally would.
05:50I know, I just feel a bit weird about it.
05:51I've not really dated since my stoma.
05:55Well, you've got to be brave.
05:56Get yourself out there.
05:57Yeah.
05:58Bethany, come on.
05:59You could be the one.
06:00You're Mr. Right.
06:07All right, lad.
06:09Got your text.
06:14Oh!
06:15Take it easy, we're out.
06:16That tot wrench is expensive.
06:18Look, all this drama, all right?
06:20So we've got the wrong end of the stick.
06:21They're trying to put the boot in.
06:23And meanwhile, Todd's telling anyone who'll listen.
06:25He's the happiest he's ever been, Gary lad.
06:26He's not in his right mind, because of you.
06:28He's terrified of you.
06:31I can't say we don't have a fiery relationship, all right?
06:34But that's not all down to me, all right?
06:36He gives as good as he gets.
06:40Look at you.
06:41You're a liar.
06:43Do you know what?
06:44I don't have to stay here and argue the toss we got.
06:47All right, take your stuff with you.
06:51You're a bully, Theo.
06:54And a coward.
06:56And one way or another, I'm coming for you.
07:02First off, I want you to come back to number 11 with me right now.
07:06Oh, please don't start all that again.
07:09In that case, I'm going to give you this.
07:13I'll say me peace.
07:14And I'll go.
07:16Get your escape bag.
07:17Just in case you need to get away from here, quick.
07:20George.
07:20It's got all the basics in it.
07:22Just grab it and go.
07:24It's got a wallet in there, and it's got a few, Bob.
07:27Just in case you need it.
07:28It's mad.
07:29You need to stick all your important documents, your birth certificate and such like in there.
07:34Just be ready, Todd.
07:37I know the real you is still in there.
07:40And one day, you're going to wake up, and you're going to find the courage to leave him.
07:46Look, I think the pressure of this court case is getting to you.
07:49It's on Thursday, isn't it?
07:49Oh, come on.
07:50Do you know it?
07:50That needs to be your primary focus now, all right?
07:53Not hounding the life out of me.
07:59He's on his way back.
08:01You've got to go.
08:01You've got a lot of friends around here.
08:04You've got a lot of people that care for you.
08:08I love you, and I will never, ever give up on you.
08:13Go.
08:14All right, I've made a commitment to Theo.
08:17My future's with him.
08:18We've made plans.
08:18Go, George.
08:19Go, please!
08:29And you know where it is.
08:33And you know where I am.
08:36And you will be welcome with open arms and a cup of tea.
08:42Anytime.
08:44Day or night.
09:02Not bad, then.
09:05Still going to serve me?
09:07Yeah, 260, please.
09:09Did you hear anything from the police?
09:12Charges have been dropped.
09:13Oh, that's fantastic news.
09:16Do you think I'm walking, funny?
09:19Well, I mean, you look fine to me, mate.
09:22Why?
09:22I read this thing that said you should stand on one leg when you brush your teeth.
09:25Yeah, I do that.
09:25Improves your balance.
09:26So I've been standing on one leg all day at work.
09:29I'm now worried that the muscle's grown really massive on this side,
09:31and the other leg's gone all weak and weedy.
09:33So, uh, have you thought about swapping legs from time to time, mate, or what?
09:37Oh, good thinking.
09:39Now, I don't think I'm weird when I walk out backwards.
09:41It's good for your brain, apparently.
09:43You're a mind of information, Kirk.
09:44I know, yeah.
09:45Yeah, and another thing, Kirk means church in Scotland.
09:51Didn't buy anything.
09:53Look, I'm so sorry.
09:55Can we try and put all this behind us?
09:57Oh, yeah, we can try, but...
10:01Sorry.
10:03What are you sorry about?
10:05Well, you're obviously in the middle of something, so I'll just come back later.
10:09Now, listen, mate, it's, uh...
10:11Look, look, as you were, and good luck.
10:14Look, you know, you two, you can get through this.
10:22You didn't buy anything either.
10:45Hey, Kirk, you're malfunctioning.
10:47It's not as easy as it looks, sis.
10:49I keep reversing into people.
10:50You need to be careful, Kirk.
10:52It could be a health and safety issue.
10:54I'll have to get a helmet with a couple of rear-view mirrors on it.
10:56That'll sort me out.
10:58Yeah, genius.
11:00You know, sometimes safe can be right with Marty.
11:02Get.
11:04Oh, you two had a lover's tip?
11:06No, he wants me to have a word with Will.
11:09He means I can relate.
11:11Well, I couldn't agree more.
11:13Well, don't get me wrong.
11:14I feel sorry for the kid, but him and Megan are nothing like me and you know him.
11:18Her name is Trisha, your abuser.
11:21Will you stop calling her that?
11:23I know you can't stick her, but even you should know that this is different.
11:26A grown woman in her mid-twenties grooming a child of 14?
11:31What's all that?
11:34Well, sorry to hear about what happened with you or Will.
11:37It's just Tim found himself in a very similar situation back in the day.
11:42Sorry to hear that, Mitt.
11:44No need to apologise, mate, you know.
11:46Trisha wasn't my teacher for starters.
11:48Yeah, but you were still a kid.
11:49Yeah, but you know what young lads are like, you know.
11:52A bit of encouragement.
11:53I was like a rat up a drainpipe.
11:56Not that it's like that with your boy.
11:59Megan took advantage of Will.
12:01Manipulated him.
12:02Took what she wanted from him, even though he wasn't mature enough to make those decisions himself.
12:23What did old Georgie boy want, you never said?
12:26Oh, well, nothing really.
12:27He was just, um, fretting about why I wasn't in today.
12:31I should have texted him and told him I wasn't going.
12:34Still sagging me off?
12:36I sent him away with a fleeing, is he?
12:40You know what his problem is, don't you?
12:43Jealousy.
12:44He wouldn't know passion if it bit him on the backside.
12:48True.
12:49Only thing I've ever seen him passionate about is a massive Sunday roast.
12:54Sponge pudding with custard to follow.
12:57Yeah, greedy get.
12:59I mean, I'm used to it meddling, but...
13:01Him rallying the troops, poisoning them against me.
13:05That's something else.
13:06Something that needs to be done.
13:09I mean, we're leaving this dump.
13:11We're going to be an island.
13:13Don't need to waste your energy on him.
13:17Are you sticking up for him?
13:20No, I'm just saying that we're going to be miles away.
13:25Starting our new life with a whole world away from here.
13:28Just you and me.
13:43Can I have a bag of crisp?
13:44I'm starving.
13:45You're always starving, you.
13:47You have hollow legs, just like your dad.
13:51When you're finished shoveling them in, will you go and have a word with them?
13:56I hate to see the two of you at odds like this.
13:59It breaks my heart.
14:05Look at him, big, daft, gangly lad, shoving Chris in his face.
14:10He's just a child, isn't he?
14:12You were even younger, weren't you, when Tricia made a move on you.
14:17Yeah, but it wasn't an issue.
14:19Are you sure about that?
14:21Yeah.
14:21Didn't let me have a lasting effect.
14:25Well, at least that's what I thought until now.
14:30I'm just starting to question it.
14:32Go on.
14:36Well, I thought it was okay, but maybe...
14:42Finally!
14:44Yeah, I think I'm going to contact her, you know.
14:46I've got questions that I need answering.
14:53I thought he was the one, but when I wouldn't marry him, he turned on me.
14:58So if you thought he was the one, why wouldn't you marry him?
15:00Why don't you just give her a questionnaire and be done with it?
15:03Yeah.
15:03He's wrong and that's all you need to know.
15:05Wrong in what way?
15:06Oh, what are you?
15:06Weatherfield's answer to Jeremy Paxman.
15:09It's a journalistic brain, isn't it?
15:11She's always on the lookout for a juicy story.
15:13Yeah, well, she's not a journalist anymore, is she?
15:16She's an earl technician.
15:22Actually, will you go and stick the kettle on?
15:24Parched.
15:26Sure.
15:28You don't hear of Jeremy Paxman anymore, do you?
15:31Gary loves him.
15:32Oh, you know he's got Parkinson's, right?
15:34He did this fantastic podcast about it.
15:36Oh, I love a good podcast.
15:38I listened to this one the other day about a poltergeist that kept throwing things around.
15:42Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
15:44Terrifying.
15:44It was so scary.
15:45Honestly, I had to sleep with the light on.
15:47Gary was fuming.
15:48Yeah, surprised.
15:52Yeah, four o'clock.
15:53Okay.
15:58I've been down to speak to you all day, son.
16:01What were you going to say to me this morning?
16:04Nothing.
16:04Nothing.
16:06Are you sure?
16:08It's just that I've been feeling dead guilty.
16:18All right, listen, none of this is your fault.
16:22Megan's the grown-up.
16:23This is all on her.
16:25No, I mean, I'm the reason everyone's so upset.
16:28Eva, Nan, and you.
16:31All because I had a stupid crush.
16:36I swear to God I could shake you.
16:40You, that woman, nothing.
16:42Nothing, do you hear me?
16:43Stop blaming her.
16:44She's done nothing wrong.
16:46Oh, listen to yourself, Will.
16:48Still defending her.
16:50When are you going to stop being such an idiot and open your eyes?
16:57Oh.
16:59That was so weird.
17:01It was like a shutter came down in me head.
17:05Like I was drowning.
17:08It's me and me knitted cosy all over again.
17:10Yeah, but look, Debs, if it's getting worse...
17:12Well, I'm all right now, aren't I?
17:13Sharp as a tick.
17:14All present and correct.
17:17And don't you be telling anybody about this.
17:20Otherwise, I won't be happy.
17:21Are you having a dig because I told Sally about your CIA?
17:24I only did it because I were worried.
17:25Well, there's no need to be worried.
17:27Everything's tickety-boo.
17:28Yeah, well, I'm just trying to be a good mate
17:30and I'm not going to apologise for that.
17:33No, you're right.
17:36And thank you for looking after me.
17:39Yeah?
17:40I really do appreciate it, you know.
17:42Oh, come here, you daft men.
17:45Hey!
17:46Who are you calling a daft men?
17:49I'll daft men you in a minute.
17:55Very quiet up there.
17:57Are they in?
17:58Well, yeah, I think so, mate.
18:02Right, well, can I help you with anything, George?
18:09Hmm.
18:11Excellent.
18:14Only have to look at water and me air goes frizzy.
18:16Not a good look for an undertaker.
18:18Professional to afford, sir.
18:19I like it.
18:23Enjoy.
18:24All right, Dev.
18:25How's it going?
18:29Listen.
18:31Don't you come in here with your fake camaraderie, okay,
18:33because I've got your number.
18:35So far as you are focused on doing the job properly,
18:37not playing fast and loose with the rules,
18:39I'm going to let it go this time.
18:40But you ever pull a stunt like that again,
18:42and I'm going to report you.
18:43And I don't care that we're meant to be so-called family,
18:45I'm going to drop you so deep in it.
18:47Do you understand?
18:50Understood.
18:52Message received.
18:58Right.
19:00Hey, I'll run as a bath and put some herbs in
19:02and a few sprigs of rosewood.
19:04No, no, don't do that.
19:05Last time you had that,
19:05I got some stuck where the sun, don't you?
19:33Oh, it's so good to see you.
19:35You have no idea.
19:36I thought you'd left me.
19:38Why would you think that?
19:39Why wouldn't you return any calls?
19:41What?
19:42I was just trying to give you a bit of space.
19:45Kills me seeing how tough this is on you.
19:48I mean, look at you.
19:50I've never seen you so sad and defeated.
19:52I can't cope.
19:54Everything at home's going so terrible.
19:57Everyone's either really mad or really upset.
20:00I saw my dad cry for the first time through the night.
20:04I did that.
20:07Don't you dare blame yourself.
20:10I can't believe it.
20:12All this fuss just because we fell in love.
20:15I'm thinking that we should just tell the truth.
20:19No, no, no, no, no.
20:20We can't do that.
20:22We both just need to stay strong, okay?
20:27Listen, I'm, um...
20:30I'm moving into a flat on the precinct.
20:32You can hang out there, chill out for a bit.
20:34Why would you move around here?
20:36Everyone here hates you.
20:39I don't care what people think.
20:42I'm doing this for us.
20:44I can take the pressure as long as I've got you.
20:49You do still want to be with us, don't you?
20:52Me and the baby.
20:53Of course I do.
20:54It's just...
20:55I'm just telling my family it's going to be carnage.
20:59To start with, yeah.
21:02But as soon as they realise that we're serious about each other
21:05and that this is for life,
21:07they'll get over it.
21:09Do you reckon?
21:11Yeah.
21:12Do you reckon that one day they might accept us?
21:17Trust me.
21:19The baby changes everything.
21:21It'll be desperate to meet the new grandchild.
21:33If you've been affected by issues raised in tonight's...
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