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Crni Gruja (2003) - Epizoda 2 - Domaća serija

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00:003.
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00:2215.
00:22Yeah!
00:55Yeah!
01:44I love you too!
01:50I love you
02:20CRNI BLUJA
02:28Bože, mili čuda velikoga
02:32Gdje se zima na Srbiju skušti
02:37Na Srbiju zemlju starostavnu
02:41Sve pahulja na pahulju pada
02:46Nikom nije do poštena rada
02:50Godina je osamsto i neka
02:55Srpska krca ključa već pet ljeta
03:00Crven krca od rakije ljute
03:05Od kuru za jabuke i šljive
03:10Kazan grmi pa sve poskakuje
03:26Marš napolje ono tvoju vukojebinu pa tamo orla uči
03:39Znaš kada će odođenu?
03:41Nikad!
03:43Jer znaš zašto?
03:44Zato što vi nikad nećete ograditi sengrupe ko sam normalan svet
03:47Nego ćete zauvek sva gona bacati u more
03:50Ej jado i ti ćeš tamo zašiketan
03:53Oću, oću, oću!
03:54Oću! Oću! Oću! Oću! Oću! Oću!
04:00Oću!
04:01Bole!
04:06Tučedo, sam ja reko da mi se ne dovlačeo i putujući drakavci u kuću
04:10Ha ygas da...
04:11Moramo da se usnižemo malo kulturno
04:13Znate kako kažu...
04:15Kultura je kise, Onik
04:16Te ja izbušim ja Taganom!
04:18Ti izduvam to malo kulture što imaš u sebi
04:24Dego da mi vidimo...
04:26Od čega se živi
04:29Bule, sit up!
04:34Dear my love and my life, it will soon be the rain.
04:39We will show you very quickly to see our old friend in a good and sweet state.
04:47Bule, are you ready to go?
04:50Yes, yes.
04:51How is the number of the state?
04:52What is the number of the state?
04:53144.
04:56And a flower.
04:58Oh, my heart.
05:01According to my records, his family in the past year,
05:0725 people.
05:09If we assume that they hit five on Metuzalem Foch,
05:12and Ganlija even seven times,
05:15we can say that the sound of the air and sound of the air...
05:2312.
05:2812.
05:29Now, and after that,
05:32about nine houses at the end,
05:3529 houses
05:377, 7, 7 houses
05:39If we do it with the boys who are ljudging
05:42because they are a lot of people
05:43and if they are normally coming to our end
05:44we will be 60
05:4760 new
05:49lost souls
05:514, 7 of them, then
05:53there are about
05:5725 men
05:59from half of them
06:00so 5, 6 men
06:03so the rest of them is about
06:078
06:098
06:118
06:114
06:13much less than what I'm surprised
06:16I think
06:17that we will
06:19all be able to keep up with about
06:21100 pounds
06:22because of our silent rebellion
06:24there are no more than 22-23 men
06:26please
06:26I won't stop them
06:30Get us
06:30to
06:31I
06:39you
06:43you
06:58can
07:00you
07:00No, I don't know, but Gazda.
07:04Why don't you don't love people?
07:07Here you go, Pilić.
07:10Stokes.
07:11Stokes, what are they doing?
07:14They've got a lot of people.
07:17They've got a lot of people.
07:18They've got a lot of people.
07:20They've got a lot of people.
07:20They've got a lot of people.
07:23Stokes, Gazda, but they are the people of the history of the whole Serbian cultural community.
07:31Yeah, in the community, everything is my own.
07:34Look at this.
07:36Every summer, they're walking around the church.
07:39They're walking around the church.
07:41But in the winter, they don't have another job.
07:43They come here and they come here and they come here.
07:46They're loved working hard work.
07:48They're loved working with the Jews, the Jews, the Jews, the Jews, the Jews, the Jews, the Jews.
07:52They're singing the Jews, the Jews, the Jews, the Jews.
07:56They're singing the Jews.
07:58They're singing the Jews.
07:59Let me tell you.
07:59What are you saying, young?
08:01Lying?
08:02You're making a successful?
08:04You're successful.
08:06I'm very happy.
08:08You'll never become a national artist.
08:11You have to唱 your brook of God.
08:21What about me?
08:22You have to do your knee in your stomach.
08:22And he's got a little bit.
08:32I'm going to go.
08:37I'm going to go.
08:38Come on, come on!
08:39Come on, come on!
08:40He's helping!
08:44How can I help you?
08:46You can!
08:49Okay.
08:50And you?
08:51Vidoje!
08:53Vidoje.
08:55That's right.
08:59Do we know from someone else?
09:02Vidoje.
09:03Maybe yes, maybe not.
09:09Okay.
09:12You're good, they're good.
09:14And I see Bob Ufala is full.
09:18Yes, yes, yes, yes. Very good.
09:21How do you have to do this with me?
09:23With me?
09:24No.
09:26What did you get there?
09:28Because it has to do with my mom.
09:32Yes.
09:38What do you call my mom?
09:39Yes, yes.
09:40Yes, yes.
09:41Yes, yes!
09:42Yes, yes!
09:42Yes, yes, yes!
09:44Yes, yes!
09:45How do you call your mom?
09:46Yes, yes, yes.
09:50All men.
09:51You're a very stupid person.
09:52I tell you, you're a kind of a scientist.
09:54I'm just gonna...
09:5835, you see?
10:00Yes.
10:04I'm paying you on the right hand.
10:09It's a nice hand!
10:12Everyone is making me a lot.
10:18If you ask me a stupid question, I'll take your hands and hands.
10:22Tell me, friend, how can I help you to help you and your boys?
10:27Look, you know that this winter is cold than otherwise.
10:31Yes, my father, but I don't think it's going to be too long.
10:44And my boys are all over the summer against the Turkish soldiers,
10:49so we have a little bit of food.
10:52You need a little bit of food,
10:53and you're ready to wait for the next season, right?
10:57That's right.
10:58What do you say, my good friend?
11:01Vidoje.
11:02Vidoje?
11:03There's no problem.
11:05Every day.
11:07But now I have a small problem.
11:11You see, I'm Jatak Stanojev.
11:15Is it?
11:16You know who is Stanojev?
11:17Yes.
11:19So, you're ready to see him there.
11:21You're ready for him and his boys,
11:22and his boys are ready for him.
11:23So, unfortunately, I'm not in the situation this year.
11:30You're not in the situation.
11:32I'm sorry, but I'm not.
11:33Always, but...
11:36I'm sorry!
11:38I'm sorry, and I'm sorry.
11:39And I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
11:39But now, the second time we got him.
11:41All right, I can't tell you.
11:43Yes, I'm fine.
11:43No, no, no.
11:44I'm not there.
11:45No, I just gave me a message.
11:46I have already been spoken.
11:48No.
11:48Yes, I mean?
11:49No.
11:51I'm sorry.
11:54No, I'm sorry.
11:57You're right.
11:59I'm sorry.
12:02No.
12:04No.
12:05Do you know everything?
12:08I knew that you were a man.
12:10People say that you were a man, and I knew that you were a man.
12:13Every chance.
12:14I'm always happy to be able to help.
12:30My child...
12:31We were the best for this year.
12:35There are 100 people in the world.
12:38144 people.
12:41And flowers.
12:44I'm sorry.
12:47I'm happy to come here.
12:59I am not here.
13:00Is that everything?
13:03I'm not sure.
13:05I will be the best I will just kill myself.
13:17I'm a good one.
13:22I'm a good one.
13:25You're again left...
13:27... on the history.
13:31I'm the only one.
13:34I'm the only one.
13:36I'm the only one.
13:39You're the people of the world.
13:42I'll come to these 100 units
13:44from which I can eventually get to pay for a new tour of Prasić.
13:48I'll come to the return.
13:52Now, when I'm coming, I can only go.
13:56I'll put myself on a lap.
13:57And then I'll come.
14:04Because of the nice life,
14:08nice and happy,
14:11tough,
14:12tough,
14:14I'll come back to you.
14:17The best skill is from the biggest trouble.
14:22Vazda Račala.
14:28Don't touch the soul,
14:30gazdagrujo.
14:32The life is not the right line.
14:35Sometimes,
14:36it's a trap,
14:38and sometimes,
14:40it's a trap.
14:42I'll come back to you.
14:44I'll come back to you.
14:46I'll come back to you.
14:52I'll come back to you.
14:55I'll come back to you.
14:59I'll come back to you.
15:02I'll come back to you.
15:16I'll come back to you.
15:20I'll come back to you.
15:23I'll come back to you.
15:24I'll come back to you.
15:26I'll come back to you.
15:28I'll come back to you.
15:34I'll come back to you.
15:58I'll come back to you.
16:23I'll come back to you.
16:27I'll come back to you.
16:28I'll come back to you.
16:38You'll come back to you.
16:51I'll come back to you soon.
16:53Lažem, sinoć.
16:56Pojavila su se nekakva ogromna svetla na nebo.
16:59I dok smo mi...
17:01Tečemi, Djordji, izašli napodje, stane, na nebo je bilo neko...
17:05neko ogromno lebdeće...
17:07prase!
17:07jaje!
17:10koje...
17:11usisalo sve prasicje i...
17:13grokne!
17:13odletalo.
17:16Slušaj me...
17:18jajašce s neba.
17:22Ova situacija je dosta neprijatna i zato ne bih previše da dužim nego ću da ti ponudim...
17:28dva moguća rešenja pa ti biraj.
17:31Prvo je...
17:33da za dva dana skupiš sto sedamdeset prasića za mene i za moje junake.
17:39Ha.
17:40A drugo?
17:42Da ovog trenutka povučem okidač i probušim ti nosnu kost.
17:49Aha.
17:51Pa onda prvo.
17:53Vidiš kako se ti ja brzo dogovorimo...
17:55grujice muice moj.
17:58Ne kažem ja za džabe svima da si ti moj omiljeni jatak.
18:02Ja tako?
18:02Ja šta?
18:04I treba da mi budeš zahvalan jer da ljudi to ne znaju odavno bi te okačili od čengele što šuruješ
18:10stvorcima.
18:12Znači mujan je sve ti jasno.
18:14Jasnije ne moš biti i moj stane.
18:15Ako ne bude prasića onda...
18:19Ja morem!
18:48170 komada za dva dana, to nije nikakva palača.
18:50Da si iskasapili njihovu grupu koja se muvala po mom terenu.
18:53I zamisli molim te bez obrazuka oni su sebe nazivali ajduci.
19:01I budiš srećan što su sa sobom vukli 140 prasića.
19:06Inače bi sad morao da prikupljaš cirke 250 do 300 komada.
19:26Ne klonjujte duhom gazda.
19:29Možda ja imam rješenje za vas.
19:34Jel?
19:35Naime, ja sam već mesecima pažljivo odvajao samo izuzetne i probrane prasiće kod mog strike u oboru.
19:43Za divno čudo nakupi se 170 komada.
19:48Onog tog strica iz Vižda, jel?
19:50Da, baš njegovi.
19:51Pa sam ja sad smislio da ja vama pozajmim taj kontingent prasića znate,
19:56a vi sljedeće godine kad budete imali Bože zdravlja da mi to vratite i...
20:03A vi znate mog strijku iz Vižda?
20:06E, moj čudo.
20:08Ja bi sad bio bogatiji za 200 duka da dovolj resta od čoveka bole.
20:12Nije naleteo na ganlino u patrolu kad je terao te tvoje prasiće preko save.
20:18A zna, a znači, moji prasići, oni su...
20:24Kod aganlije čado.
20:27Kod aganlije.
20:31Kod aganlije.
20:34A strijka?
20:37Strica ti je zakopa bole, pokazat ću ti štijevu.
20:41Gazda, propast je naša nemino...
20:44Ne!
20:46A ne!
20:48Ni jedan gruja u istoriji svih gruja nikad se nije predavao bez borbe!
20:54Tako će biti i ovaj put!
20:57Neće više mene da zajebava!
21:00Neki vidoje stanoje!
21:01Staći im u kraj svima!
21:05Bole!
21:06Sedlaj Dorata s mesta!
21:28Merkavno je kad je?
21:30Oooo, grujiče časti grujiče!
21:33Assalamu alaikum!
21:34Assalamu alaikum!
21:36Assalamu alaikum!
21:36Sjedi po nam, sjedi!
21:39Deza mezi!
21:42Uzm kahve!
21:45Kojim dobrom grujiče moje!
21:47E, da je dobro, moj dobro jefendija!
21:50No, nije valjda tebe nekih belaj potiru!
21:54E, gazda, grujiču, belaja, može li se šta pomoći?
21:58Ti znaš mene, moj dobro jefendija!
22:01Znam!
22:02Ja, ne bi dolazio svema ako nije neki veliki belaj u pitanju!
22:11Pričaj, Allahat!
22:12Nemoj me sad držati na žeravci, volam!
22:16Ti znaš...
22:17Ono moju benu čedu!
22:20Če, če!
22:21Ono što su ga krvci izujedali, toge!
22:24Baš toge!
22:27E, ono me u veliki belaj uvalio!
22:30Maceret!
22:33Elem...
22:34Čeda, moj dobro jefendija, imao nekih sto sremdes prasića!
22:38Koje sam mu ja poverio na čuvanje!
22:39I on da mene iznenadi potrelo te prasiće preko save!
22:42I pošto je onako malo...
22:45Naleti na stanoja!
22:49Ti znaš na kog stanoja ja mislim!
22:52Kog za...
22:53Stanoja?
22:54Ono što ga ja pošu mi svako ljeto ganja!
22:57Pa znaš ti, bolan...
22:59Pa znaš ti, šta ću ja tom čuvaku radka gufati?
23:01Pa znaš ti, bolan, kako u mene levati!
23:03Kod sad njeg, papkom!
23:05U mene bolan levati, ja ću...
23:07I mene isto, moj dobro jefendija, mene isto!
23:10I stanoja mu pokup i odnese svih sto sedemdes prasića!
23:14Maceret!
23:15I sad, ti mene znaš, dobri efendija!
23:17Ja ubogi pošteni trgovat s vinjama!
23:19Ja od toga živim!
23:21Ostao sam bez prebijenog praseta!
23:23I velim mom boletu, ko će da pomogne ako neće, moj dobri efendija!
23:27Je...
23:28Ja znam kakva je vaša situacija!
23:30Znam da ste sad jako teško, u teškoj situaciji, materialno i uopšte!
23:33I znam da se sprema ta buna na vas!
23:37Ali razmišljam, efendija, ako bi mi samo...
23:39Samo da premostim!
23:41Samo da premostim, ako bi mi dao 300 dukata!
23:44Mene bi to odla...
23:54Ovaj...
23:55Vidi grujce...
23:58Kalderma nema fuge!
24:01Ne...
24:02Zato se mora...
24:05Uklapat jedno do drugog, razumiješ?
24:07Mora se upasat jedno do drugog, jer...
24:10U protivnom, moraš paziti kako praziš džadu!
24:16Z druge strane...
24:17Ja sam mislio, to je samo da premostim!
24:19Niko te...
24:20Jer sam ti ja rekao da kopaš dubinu 70!
24:23Nisam!
24:23Jer ti kao to...
24:24Nika to ni...
24:25Ja sam tebe rekao da širi na lopate!
24:26A ti je koš dubinu!
24:28Na kraju kao ja nisam ja to izmislio!
24:30To ja nisam izmislio!
24:31To nije moje izmislio!
24:33Da, da...
24:34Ja bi ti to vratio!
24:37Što u dukatima, što u prasećima!
24:38To nije nikakav problem da govorili bi se!
24:39Ljudi smo...
24:40Moda, moda, moda, moda!
24:42Pa ja pratim modu!
24:43Evo vidiš, ja sam sad...
24:44Ja pratim modu!
24:46Ali...
24:46Ali je...
24:47Ali je bolan...
24:48Treba biti čisto!
24:50Treba biti čisto i zakrpljeno!
24:51Jer kad je čisto...
24:53Onda nije bitno da li je zakrpljeno!
24:55Pa ja ne bi te...
24:56Pa ti nikad nisi bio bolan u jedno...
24:58Jednoiposobnom čadru čutit!
25:00Kad ti govorim!
25:00Ti nikad nisi bio u jednoiposobnom čadoru čoveče!
25:04Pa ti to se čovjek ne može pomakati u jednoiposobnom čadoru!
25:07Pa tu nema...
25:07Tvar da je neki hodničić...
25:09Pa da tu zna...
25:10Mislim, tu ne...
25:10Ne može...
25:11Jer može izbijat zidove!
25:12Ne može izbijat zidove!
25:13Pa kako še onda žije tu u jednoiposobnom čadoru!
25:18Efendija...
25:19Dobri moj Efendija...
25:20Drugo je kaj je tucanik...
25:22Drugo te to staviš tucanik...
25:24I onda tuk, tuk, tuk i to!
25:25Efendija!
25:26Evo, daći ti stanoja!
25:28Pa Ivana, stanoja!
25:30Stanoja glavom i vrkovima stane!
25:35O, krujice!
25:36Pa ja sam znao bolan iz prve...
25:37Kad sušao na vrata...
25:38Ja sam bolan znao da ti šuruješ tim stanojem!
25:41Pa nisam Efendija majke!
25:42Mali pašalok, svi se znamo!
25:43Nemoš što zla pobeći!
25:45Ajde šut, ajde šut materijet!
25:46Slušaj, daću ti krmke!
25:48Mislim, realno šta će meni krmci?
25:51Ovaj...
25:52A lako me zajebeš!
25:54Znaš mene, Efendija!
25:55Znam, zato ti govorim!
26:02Efendija, ti samo preteraj!
26:03Prasić je do šupe starca Alekse!
26:05Ja ću da nagovorim Stanoja da dođe tamo da pokupi Prasića!
26:09Kuk, Stanoja?
26:10Stanoja!
26:11Stanoja!
26:11Stanoja!
26:12Al te molim, Efendija!
26:13Molim te, Efendija, radi zdravlja obojice!
26:16Povedi bar par buljuka vojske!
26:18On je mnogo zajeban!
26:19Ko ba?
26:20Stanoja!
26:21Stanoja!
26:21Stanoja!
26:21Mnogo je opasan, molim te, Efendija!
26:28Što si ti neki pažljiv čovjek?
26:39Što radiš tu, čovjek?
26:41Što radiš tu?
26:43Aj, mrš!
26:44Mrš!
26:45Sik te!
26:46Sik te!
26:47Učekaj što urad!
26:48Mrš!
26:53Stanoja!
26:55Oh, istanoja!
26:57Stanoja!
27:09Bole!
27:12Tore, Jazvu bole!
27:17Ako uspe ovaj moj...
27:20Pakleni plan...
27:21Rešit ću se nekoliko problema i to sve nađi utore!
27:25Ne bih teo da laskam sebi, ali...
27:27Intimno mislim da sam genija!
27:29Pa naravno, gazda!
27:31Kad vi nešto...
27:33Samislite!
27:34He, he!
27:35A to ne možda o mane!
27:36Hvala ti, Šede!
27:39Mada...
27:39Malo me zabrinjeva kad mi ti to kažeš!
27:42A šta ste to zamislili?
27:47Izvolite, Galita!
27:49Trampio sam stanoja za prasiće!
27:52Našeg stanoja!
27:56Za naše...
27:58Prasiće!
27:59Ha, hi!
28:01Genijalno!
28:02Joj, gazda!
28:03Pa prosto...
28:05Pa kako ste to uradili!
28:08A Galija će da mi dotjera prasiće koji je uzeo od ovog idiota boleta!
28:11Ja ću za uzvore da mu pošaljem stanoja da ga lepo nabije na kolac!
28:14Tako ću dobiti nazad svojih!
28:18Dobro, de, ajde!
28:19Naših 170 presuća!
28:23Aj, rešit ću se stanoja!
28:25Seljacima ćemo da kažemo da je stanoja poginuo u...
28:29Junačkoj borbi protiv Osmanlija!
28:30Eto, eto!
28:32Eno, pozovi onog tvog čopovog umetnika, ne ga turi u pesmu!
28:35Gazda!
28:36Ja već vidim pesmu!
28:38Početak!
28:40Naprimjer...
28:41Mili Bože!
28:43Čuda velikoga!
28:44Kad se prase!
28:46Ajde!
28:50Ostaje mi samo još onaj moj tetak!
28:55Nada smislit ću iza njega nešto!
29:02Gde si, grujane?
29:05Stanoje kućo stara!
29:09Pa ima li kude onih mojih prasića?
29:13Ili će da bude?
29:15Nema potrebe koje kude stanoje!
29:19Tu su prasići!
29:20Ja sam ih čak dotirao do Aleksine šupe da ti ne moraš da se mučiš pošto ti je to usput!
29:24Moj, moj stanoje!
29:26E pa moj ane ti si bolji nego što sam mislio!
29:29Nego jesu li si tamo?
29:30Preko tri...
29:31Svih sto sedemdeset komada čekaju te ko zapeta puš...
29:35Čekaju te stanoje!
29:38Svaka čast čestitam!
29:41Ali pazi se!
29:43Ako ih ne bude na broju...
29:45Vratit ću se...
29:47I golim rukama ću te...
29:49Krrrrr!
29:51Ja more!
29:53Nema potrebe za bumikr stanoje!
29:57Nema potrebe maduza u prasići!
29:59Samo se ti prošete i vidjet ćeš da te čeka jako prijatno izdrađenje!
30:12Zdravo, dobri moj stanoje!
30:17Bole!
30:18Bole!
30:19Idi vidi je li odmah kokoliko!
30:26Neno gazda je zamače za šumicu!
30:28Odlično! Čedo! Čedo!
30:31Idi prati ga ja višta se dešava!
30:33Razumem!
30:40Eh!
30:41Dobri moj bole!
30:43Ne ostaje nam ništa drugo!
30:45Nego da sednemo!
30:46Dignemo sve četiri u vis!
30:48I čekamo dobre vesti!
30:51A im se ne plašajte gazda!
30:52Čega budalo?
30:54Pa da bi stanoje nekako mogo da se...
30:56Isplete iz te vaše mreže što pletete oko njega!
30:59Ne baljezgaj!
31:01Sićo!
31:02Ta mreža je tako gusto ispletena da iz njene bi mogo da si iščupani rak potočar!
31:07Ma znam nego mislio sam ako bi nekako ipak uspeo...
31:10Morali biste da se pričuvate zbog tih disajnih problema!
31:15Sikter more!
31:17Ebu lazni!
31:19Reko sam kućuna da povedem par buljuka vojske!
31:24Bojim se gazda da par buljuka neće biti dovoljno!
31:30Sta! Sta! Sta! Sta!
31:35Stano je!
31:36Gotov!
31:37Pobio sve Turke!
31:39I sad pretio sam to!
31:48Mali!
31:50Ovoj mali!
31:51Šta ješ?
31:52Što se dereš?
31:52A pošto ti je ovo vino?
31:55Četiri perpere!
31:56Četiri perpere, jel?
31:57A kako ti je to u grošima kuća?
32:00Pa sto pucam ti reka, groše ne primamo!
32:02Ajde, ne drnjaviš se toliko ocama, ne!
32:04Kako si rekao to? Četiri, jel?
32:06Ej!
32:07Ajde, kad je toliko, donesi još dvije botilje!
32:10Gazda gruja časti!
32:11Može!
32:12Ali to je samo za nije koji su platili laz na plažu!
32:15Jedak ćeš šest nez?
32:16Neka, neka! Sve će to vam platit!
32:18Ajde, polako, ajde!
32:34Četiri dana jeo, ništa nije, te zgrujo moro da se bije!
32:49Užj, duš, duš, duš, duš, duš!
32:55Joo!
33:01Jij!
33:03Čeni gruja!
33:07Čeni gruja!
33:11Jij!
33:15Jij!
33:35Yo
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