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00:01Oh, come on. It's not a big deal. Half of my class have got one.
00:04You're not getting a fake ID, Georgie. You're not old enough.
00:07Yeah, that's the point. It's not about drinking or going out or anything.
00:09Oh, no. I'm sure you're just desperate to do jury service.
00:12It's just some geeks and festivals are in venues that-
00:14It's a no, Georgie.
00:17Sweetheart, just be thankful you inherited a youthful appearance from my side of the family.
00:22Both your dad's sisters are foreign so you can strike a match on.
00:28That should be our house. Life is so unfair.
00:32Is that a lot of money for a house?
00:33It is around here, Manus.
00:35Why is the writing so small?
00:37It's not. Your eye's okay?
00:39Yes. Thank you.
00:41It's their font that's the issue. My eyesight is actually perfect.
00:45Oh, come on. We'll be late.
00:49Oi, what are you doing with my daughter?
00:52I'm so sorry. So sorry.
00:53Mum. I just signed it.
00:55Second-hand embarrassment, Mum.
00:57It's just so embarrassing.
00:59How do you not know your own daughter?
01:00Oh, my God.
01:04Come on, boys. Half time. Let's get a drink.
01:07Sorry, Amanda. What was that again?
01:09Flat white whole milk.
01:10Great. Honestly. Head like a sieve.
01:12Flash white. Hold. Flash white. Hold. Flash white.
01:14Don't get too settled. We're going to grab a team photo if we get a minute.
01:19What? Does someone need some glasses there?
01:22No, actually, Mal.
01:24For your information, I have a biological age of 33.
01:26Really?
01:27Yeah. Not my words. Those are Marie Claire's website.
01:30Oh, yeah.
01:30And my last eye test showed 20-20 vision, so...
01:33Yeah, but when was that? Because your eyes fall off a cliff in your late 40s, you know?
01:36Well, that's nonsense. It's just a kind of misty haze.
01:39Okay.
01:40It's rather lovely. It's like watching a 1950s film.
01:43Great news. I've just got another book in.
01:45Hey.
01:45Okay.
01:46This one's a spaniel called Daniel.
01:48I already wore a pub called Doug and a bull mastiff whose balls are massive, which is almost the same
01:53thing.
01:53So it's like a proper business now, guys.
01:55I mean, it's got a logo and a name.
01:58I'm utterly barking.
02:01Indeed you are.
02:02I've even found myself a little van.
02:04Nice. What kind?
02:05I don't know. White one. Four wheels.
02:07I don't know much about cars.
02:09I saw it on Facebook and they said I could see it today, so...
02:12I could give it a look if you want.
02:13Really?
02:14Oh, yeah. Mal loves a bit of vansplaining.
02:19Because he's always like...
02:21Yeah, we've got it here.
02:25Right. I've got a latte for Amanda.
02:28No, and flat white hole. Flat white hole.
02:31And with that, her nickname was born.
02:33Very sorry.
02:35I'm all at sixes and sevens today.
02:36It's fine. I'll drink it to be sustainable.
02:38Oh, talking of drinking, Georgie was just asking about fake ID.
02:42So, something else to keep an eye out on.
02:43Great. Now I feel old.
02:45Well, no fee, because it shows they're young, too young to drink.
02:50Which means we're parents of young children.
02:53We're young parents.
02:54Oh, right. So do we need ID?
02:56Well, I don't see Darius having a need for that anytime soon.
02:58He's still all about Roblox.
03:00And chocolate milk. I mean, look at that little cherub.
03:02Yeah, exactly.
03:04Such a sweet, sweet little boy.
03:11Can I give you a lift, darling?
03:13People think you're going by bus.
03:14I don't go by bus, I walk.
03:16Oh, poor thing.
03:19A lift would be lovely, thank you.
03:21Oh, um, do you think you could drop me at the opticians?
03:25No, no, no.
03:25Men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.
03:29Mummy.
03:31Hold on, I haven't got my seatbelt on.
03:40Can I park the bloody thing?
03:45So, Elspeth's house is officially on the market.
03:47Dead cat lady.
03:48Yes, I'm sure that's how she...
03:50That was so close.
03:53I'm gonna have plenty of room.
03:55Um, yeah, uh, it's not exactly cheap, but actually given the floor...
04:00What?
04:02Relax.
04:02I saw it.
04:04Yeah.
04:05So, yeah, I'm just, uh, wondering if there's a way for me to...
04:14Secure the investment.
04:15Are you angling for a loan?
04:16No, not at all.
04:17Mummy, nothing like that.
04:20I wasn't planning to pay it back.
04:22Well, that sounds really tempting.
04:23Oh, my God!
04:26Um...
04:28There's a possibility of you gifting me some of my inheritance early.
04:32You know.
04:34Um...
04:34I heard of your, uh...
04:36Death?
04:36Oh.
04:37Oh, sorry, darling.
04:38All my money's tied up in the house.
04:40Oh.
04:40Looks like you're gonna have to wait for me to cook.
04:43Christ.
04:45How have you made it this long?
04:47Mummy, can you just pull over?
04:48I'm gonna walk from here.
04:49Fine.
04:49Your funeral.
04:50That's exactly what I'm trying to avoid.
04:53There you are.
04:54Thanks, Mummy.
04:55Absolutely.
04:57Jeez.
04:58This is wrecked.
05:00Yeah, don't buy it.
05:01I like it.
05:03Are you serious?
05:04Yeah.
05:05It reminds me of the one that my dad used to drive.
05:07He's had a little rust patch, just like that.
05:10Yeah, most buyers don't normally go for those, as a rule.
05:13He used to take me out on his rounds with him.
05:15He was a delivery driver.
05:16Used to let me take off the handbrake,
05:18put the hazards on when he was making a drop.
05:20Lot of happy memories in that van.
05:22Listen, I get the nostalgia, I really do, but trust me, you do not, under any circumstances, want to buy
05:28a van in this sort of condition.
05:3060, 80, 1, 20, 40, 60, 80.
05:36Right, all done.
05:39So, the test shows you're a plus one in both eyes.
05:41Oh, that's great.
05:42Such relief.
05:43Thank you so much.
05:44No, that means you need glasses.
05:45But you said plus.
05:47Plus means good things.
05:48Like A plus or platinum plus or, well, everything except plus size.
05:54Actually, no.
05:55Even that now.
05:55It's just how we express degrees of long-sightedness.
05:58I'm long-sighted.
05:59It's a perfectly normal result.
06:01Especially if you're heading towards 50.
06:02I'm not heading towards 50.
06:04Oh, and you did it at birth down as 19.
06:06Yes, I know what I put.
06:07I wouldn't call that heading towards 50.
06:09It's like turning onto the M4 at Chiswick and saying you're heading towards...
06:13Well, I'm not sure where the M4 ends up, but it's probably a very long way away and not worth
06:17worrying about.
06:18I think it's Swansea.
06:18Exactly.
06:19There you are then.
06:20Maybe take the prescription and just have a think.
06:23Okay.
06:34Where are the glasses?
06:37Mum, could you do us a favour?
06:39Oh, yes, of course.
06:40I was just standing here ironing while making a lasagna thinking, what else could I do?
06:43Cool.
06:44Could you get me an ID?
06:45Oh, my God.
06:48My little boy.
06:50Where's my little boy gone?
06:52What's the hurry to grow up?
06:53What do you need a fake ID for anyway?
06:55Is it for drink?
06:56Are you a drinker now?
06:57Or is it drugs?
06:58Are you hooked on drugs?
07:00I don't think a drug dealer would ever ask me for my ID.
07:02Anyway, I don't want a fake one.
07:03One of them government ones to prove I'm still 16.
07:05Why?
07:06I keep getting charged full price at the water slides.
07:08They're still like 18.
07:09That's all.
07:11Such a relief.
07:12You are.
07:13You're such a good boy.
07:14I'm sorry.
07:15Gosh Kim, you're right scared there.
07:17Why would you do that?
07:19Why would you worry me like that?
07:20You're trying to give me a heart attack.
07:21What the heck?
07:22Mum!
07:23Sorry.
07:23I'm so sorry.
07:24I'm sorry.
07:24I'm just feeling a little bit emotional today.
07:26I didn't sleep very well last night.
07:29Yes, that's absolutely no problem.
07:30I will send off for the ID in the morning.
07:32That's absolutely no problem.
07:33Hey, thank you.
07:35Mum, why are you ironing the pasta?
07:40Oh no.
07:42Oh no.
07:44Oh no.
07:44Oh no.
07:53Morning.
07:54Hi.
07:55Oh.
07:56Oh, they shoot you?
07:58Yes, they would say that.
07:59They're 300 pounds.
08:01Oh.
08:03Um.
08:06Yeah.
08:06Okay.
08:06Cool.
08:07Try these.
08:08Similar style.
08:09Just without the flex hinges.
08:10Okay.
08:1090 pounds.
08:11Okay.
08:12Yeah.
08:12There you go.
08:13Okay.
08:16Oh, wow.
08:17Okay.
08:18Maybe they all look good on you.
08:20Very good.
08:21I'm sure you're the king of commission.
08:23Oh no.
08:23I'm not on commission.
08:27Okay.
08:27Well.
08:30Okay.
08:31We'll take those.
08:33Lens fitting takes about five days.
08:34So they should be ready by the end of the week.
08:36Oh.
08:36Okay.
08:37Well.
08:38What do I do till then?
08:39Oh.
08:40Some ready readers might tide you over.
08:42Oh.
08:43Yeah.
08:43Not the height of fashion, but if anyone can pull them off.
08:50Oh.
08:51Can I get your number?
08:54Um.
08:55That's very.
08:56And we'll call you when they're in.
08:58Right.
08:58Yes.
08:59Of course.
08:59Yeah.
08:59Okay.
09:00Yeah.
09:01It's 07.
09:03Yeah.
09:04It's just like my dad's van.
09:05You're going to love it Dells.
09:06There's a steering wheel and a couple of these sun things and a few of these.
09:11Yeah.
09:11Yeah.
09:12I've seen a van before.
09:13Look.
09:14As long as Mal is happy then.
09:15Well, actually Dells.
09:17Oh, you're breaking up actually Della.
09:19Right.
09:20Let's get the pedal to the metal.
09:21You mean rust.
09:24Oh, yeah.
09:27Newcastle United over the last few seasons in the Premier League.
09:30There have been a few bucks along the way.
09:32Seems to be stuck on some sports station.
09:34Oh, I suppose I should name her.
09:36Me dad just called Samantha.
09:38Maybe I'll call Amanda.
09:39After Amanda.
09:39We should sort of like, looking down on everyone.
09:43All right.
09:43Well, there's a bit of a knack to getting these in reversion.
09:45So you lift the collar and push the door.
09:48Oh, ho, ho, ho.
09:50Are you sure you've never driven one of these?
09:52Yeah.
09:53Maybe it's in the jeans.
09:55All right.
09:55Let's go.
09:58Oh, V, what's that?
10:00Me?
10:00He came out of nowhere.
10:02I was indicating.
10:04I know, but we're in a white van.
10:06Us white van drivers have got a bad enough rep as it is, all right?
10:09Go easy on the horn, huh?
10:11All right, Mel.
10:22Mommy.
10:23Darling.
10:25Fancy seeing you here.
10:26Well, I live here.
10:27And don't you look a picture?
10:29In this?
10:30You look lovely in that color.
10:31What is happening here?
10:32What do you mean?
10:33Why are you being nice?
10:35Can't a mother pay her daughter a compliment?
10:37Yes, but historically...
10:38No, actually, I was thinking about your idea about that house down the road, and I was
10:42I think you might be onto something.
10:44Mommy, are you serious?
10:45Well, it wouldn't hurt to take a little look around, and so I've booked us a viewing
10:48at 4pm this afternoon, if you're free.
10:51Yes!
10:52Amazing!
10:53Oh, Mommy, what happened there?
10:54Oh, just a little light brush against a keep left suggestion.
10:58Do you mean sign?
10:59No, the blue ones are just suggestions.
11:01Bye, darling.
11:07So, with GCSE's imminent, we just want to take you through a bit of exam prep, which
11:12we like to call the three Ps of revision.
11:15Plan, prepare, and, um...
11:19I should have made some notes.
11:20Um, so, let's begin to start with planning.
11:23Plan.
11:23Plan.
11:24It's so, so important that they have a timetable.
11:27Uh, if they haven't had time to put a timetable together, and sometimes they will plain...
11:32Well, that was very interesting.
11:34Thank you, Mal.
11:34Where'd you get a new place on the high street hall?
11:361996.
11:37They're temporary until my designer frames are ready.
11:40And the handsome late 20s guy in the shop seemed to like me in glasses.
11:45Very much.
11:46Obviously, because it would be on commission.
11:48Not on commission, actually, Mal.
11:50Just like what he saw.
11:51A lot.
11:54Oh, my God.
11:56What?
11:57It's him.
11:58Should he be texting me, like, directly?
12:00Absolutely not.
12:01He's a serial killer.
12:02What's he saying?
12:03Okay.
12:05Hi, Amanda.
12:07Finley from OptiTrue here.
12:08Your glasses will be ready to collect tomorrow.
12:12I look forward to seeing you again.
12:17Okay.
12:18He, like, totally wants you to go and collect your glasses.
12:22Yeah.
12:23Because if that's his A-game, then he's no...
12:25Oh, Jesus.
12:26What's his name?
12:28Oh, God.
12:28You're a man.
12:30You're a man with all the women.
12:31James Bond.
12:32No.
12:32No.
12:33He's a lover.
12:34His name is the word for someone who, um...
12:37Honestly, I don't know what's wrong with me at the moment.
12:40My memory is terrible.
12:41I can't concentrate on anything.
12:43I've been sleeping great, which doesn't help either.
12:45And then my emotions are just up.
12:47Oh, Anne.
12:48Do you think it's like, you know, menopause?
12:51That'd be ridiculous, Abigail.
12:54Three years from all that.
12:55It's just started at 42.
12:57And I heard that, like, one in ten women get it early.
12:58No.
12:59Yeah?
12:59Can't be the menopause.
13:01Like Amanda said.
13:02One in ten, Anne.
13:04And to be fair, you always age quite quickly.
13:08Yeah.
13:08It all fits now I think about it.
13:10I mean, menopause definitely affects recall, I heard,
13:12from my friend Marcy Jane Cameron in July at the ballet.
13:15Seat D4.
13:16Yeah.
13:16No, my sister had it all.
13:17Brain fog, tears, memory, the other works.
13:21What did she do?
13:22HRT.
13:22But it changed her life, so it's worth looking into.
13:25Yeah.
13:25Do you want to write that down, Anne?
13:26Yeah.
13:28Yeah, thank you.
13:28Were there any questions?
13:30Casanova!
13:32Sorry.
13:34Yes, sir?
13:35Come on now, enough!
13:37What happens in the park stays at the park.
13:41It's gone all down to the coaching.
13:43And until United accept that, we ain't never going to see any improvement.
13:46Do you know what I mean?
13:46They're getting paid a full tune.
13:48Full tune!
13:49Alright, mate.
13:49I'm sick of it, Alan.
13:50Week in, week out.
13:51These guys get paid millions of pounds.
13:52I mean, if anything, the issue's in the boardroom.
13:58Look, Fee, I hear what you're saying, but I don't think we can actually lay the woes
14:01of an entire season at the manager's door.
14:03Yeah, but he's taking the money.
14:04I'm sorry, but if you're happy to take the paycheck and the silverware, you have to hold
14:08your hands up to some sort of negligence.
14:10Okay, well, you can't say it's negligent.
14:12I'd say what I like, Alan.
14:13Free speech.
14:14It's free speech.
14:16Yeah, okay, thanks, Fee.
14:17I'm Holston there with your free speech.
14:19Anyway, give me football calls coming in.
14:22I'll give you a few months.
14:27Ooh, such a lovely place.
14:29Yeah.
14:30Bags of potential.
14:32Bags.
14:35Well, I think we should have a catch-up tomorrow and have a little chat about what might be
14:40arranged.
14:43Mummy.
14:44Oh, oh.
14:45Yes.
14:45Almost forgot.
14:46Yes.
14:46There is a little thing you could do for me.
14:48Oh, sure, yeah, yeah.
14:49You might get a letter from the police about a marginal speeding offence.
14:54If you could just tick the little box that says that you were behind the wheel, that would
14:58be a real weight off my mind.
15:01What?
15:03I was just saying, you might get a letter from the police.
15:06Yes, I heard what you said.
15:08It's the tiniest thing.
15:09It's just that, you see, my licence is pretty much full up, points-wise, and you haven't
15:15got any.
15:16Oh.
15:16So if you could just tick that little box, I think that would be easiest for everyone.
15:21But you were driving.
15:22Yes, but it's only paperwork, really.
15:24Well, no.
15:25It's me lying to the police.
15:26I'm getting two points on my licence.
15:29Well, I think you'll find it's three, darling.
15:31Or you could go on one of those courses, as it's your first offence.
15:34I haven't committed an offence.
15:35That's the spirit.
15:36I mean, what is ten miles an hour?
15:38They say that forty is the new thirty.
15:41But I guess they just forgot to tell the speed cameras.
15:43Yes.
15:44Right.
15:45Mummy, the cameras.
15:47They will have a photo of you at the wheel.
15:49Why, do you think that'll be a problem?
15:50Of course it will.
15:51You're a woman in your seventies, and I'm self-evidently not.
15:53Just this week I had a man in his twenties practically drooling over me, for God's sake.
15:59I don't think anyone's going to believe I'm you.
16:02Well, let's just sleep on it, shall we?
16:04Seems we both have a lot to think about.
16:09Such a lovely house.
16:16Well, it's been mainly the memory issues, yes.
16:19But there has also been some mood swings.
16:21Just the other day I told one of the twins that Mammy could really use some space right now.
16:26God, I don't know what came over me.
16:27I know they're no longer toddlers, but they shouldn't have to be listening to language like that.
16:31Okay.
16:32Well, they do have some results for you, based on the urine test and those initial bloods.
16:36Right.
16:37Yes.
16:37And, um, is it a woman's issue?
16:42In a way.
16:43Yes.
16:44And you're pregnant.
16:51Darling.
16:53Mummy.
16:55What's the score?
16:56It's 3-0 to the Eagles.
16:58Oh, dear.
16:59No, we're the Eagles.
17:00Oh, yes.
17:03So, um, have you had the chance to think any more about my little request?
17:07Yes, Mummy.
17:08I got my letter.
17:11And whilst I'm a firm believer in helping out family members however I can, I downloaded the photo.
17:19And...
17:20Well...
17:23So, yeah.
17:25I think that puts that little debate to bed.
17:27I'll say it does.
17:30So you'll take the points?
17:31What?
17:32Well, that could easily be you.
17:34That's a pensioner.
17:35How dare you?
17:36What?
17:36Mummy, it's a statement of fact.
17:38Look, it's...
17:39Oh, Mal.
17:39Okay, sorry.
17:40Do you have a moment?
17:40Can you just tell me what you see there?
17:42Oh, no.
17:43Oh.
17:47What are you gonna do?
17:48Take the points or do the course?
17:51Si.
17:55I just do the course.
18:10Anne, what happened?
18:11Oh, well, I fell off a chair.
18:13Oh, no.
18:14Because...
18:14Oh, yes.
18:14Also, a bit of news.
18:17Turns out I'm pregnant.
18:19So, yeah.
18:20Oh.
18:21Oh, my days.
18:22Wow.
18:22Wonderful news, Anne.
18:24Congratulations!
18:25Yeah, that's amazing.
18:27Oh, thank you.
18:28Yes, a bit of a shock.
18:29Oh, we could all be pregnant, Anne.
18:30We're all young enough to be pregnant.
18:31Just because some of us choose not to be doesn't make us any older than the people who are.
18:34That's not how it works.
18:36Okay.
18:37Congratulations, Anne.
18:38I'm very pleased for you.
18:46Oh, hey.
18:57Hi.
18:57Hi.
18:58Hi.
18:58Picking up, right?
18:59That's right, yes.
19:00And what was the name?
19:03It's...
19:03I'm joking.
19:04I can't forget that face.
19:06Take a seat, Amanda.
19:09Right here.
19:11Okay.
19:12Just check the fit, if I may.
19:13Oh.
19:13Oh.
19:16Oh.
19:18Oh.
19:19Yeah.
19:20How does that feel?
19:21Very nice.
19:23Great.
19:24Yeah, just check if the level will look at me.
19:27Okay.
19:28Yeah.
19:30Oh.
19:33All looking good.
19:34Yeah.
19:35Real good.
19:39Look, this is hugely unprofessional, but I was wondering.
19:45Follow me?
19:46Yeah, so those are for you and any problems, you know where to find me.
19:49Oh.
19:50Right.
19:51Yeah?
19:51Yes.
19:53Yes, I do.
19:54Oh.
20:03Amanda.
20:04Hey there, Mama.
20:06Oh, look at you.
20:07You're absolutely glowing.
20:10I was...
20:10I was just reaching my moustache.
20:12Aww.
20:13I was just passing and I wanted to drop by a little pregnant.
20:16A pregnancy present.
20:21Oh.
20:21It's for stretch marks.
20:23I've never had to use it ever, but it's supposed to be really great.
20:26Thank you for this.
20:27My cousin uses this actually on her scars.
20:29She reversed Pedalo into a bloom of jellyfish a few years.
20:32I just got propositioned by the guy at the opticians.
20:35By the guy in his twenties?
20:36Yes.
20:36Are you sure he didn't get hold of the wrong end of the stick there?
20:39Yes.
20:39Anne?
20:41Quite sure.
20:41The only stick getting hold of was him wanting me to get hold of the right end of his...
20:51No.
20:52Anne?
20:53No, don't do that.
20:54Do your normal face.
20:55Why?
20:56What did I...
20:56Anne?
20:57No.
20:57You don't have the monopoly on being young and fertile, you know.
21:00Don't look at me like I'm some dried up husk.
21:04Come on.
21:04Come on.
21:05I'll prove it.
21:05I'm just in the middle.
21:06No, do not.
21:06Come on.
21:07Grab your coat.
21:07Okay.
21:08Come on.
21:08Before they close.
21:09I'll be back in a minute.
21:10And wipe it off, it's gross.
21:15Right, come on.
21:21Did somebody call the R.A.P.?
21:23It's like R.A.C. but me.
21:26Yeah, I forgot to top up the bleeding coolant, didn't I?
21:28Hop in.
21:28I'll take you to alphas, mate.
21:29Oh, nice one, P.
21:35Sorry.
21:36Oh.
21:36Sorry.
21:38Oh, got a live one there.
21:39Do you want to have?
21:40No, thank you.
21:41All right.
21:42Can I turn that down?
21:43Oi, oi!
21:44Lucky saddle!
21:45What the fuck?
21:47What?
21:47You can't say that.
21:49That's what you say when you see a lady on a bike.
21:51You shout, lucky saddle, for good luck.
21:54It's like seeing a yellow car.
21:56My dad used to say it all the time.
21:58No, no, no.
21:58Okay.
21:59Turn off.
22:03That's not why your dad was saying lucky saddle.
22:05He was implying that the saddle was lucky because of where it was.
22:09On a bike?
22:10No, where?
22:10On the rider.
22:13Oh, my God.
22:14He was a white van man.
22:16Well, I mean...
22:17How did I fucking miss that?
22:18Well, you were a kid and, you know, it was a different time.
22:21In the 90s.
22:22Even the greatest dads could be a bit stuck in the 80s.
22:25I mean, I'm a white van man and we're just not like that anymore.
22:28Well, I bloody am.
22:29Look at me.
22:31Yeah.
22:31I mean, you could tidy up a little bit and think a bit more about how you behave on the
22:36road.
22:37Maybe it's just in my DNA though.
22:39All them childhood memories.
22:41Stick me in a white van and this is just what I've become.
22:43Hmm.
22:45Do you want me to drive?
22:49Do you want me to drive?
23:02I'm a wanker!
23:03The ambition is there.
23:04The supporters, they know the money's there as well.
23:06The rules, they just slow everything there.
23:07Maybe it's the van.
23:13I don't know why we have to do this because the shops want to be closed soon anyway.
23:16It's barely 5.30.
23:18Now listen, you're going to go in there and browse the glasses.
23:20I actually have 20-20 vision.
23:21Don't show off and I will then enter, approach Finlay and you will bear witness to a very
23:25handsome young man 100% hitting on me.
23:28Okay.
23:29Damn, he's leaving.
23:30That's him.
23:30Oh!
23:32He is a very handsome young man, yes.
23:34Yes, I didn't tell you that.
23:35Awful young though.
23:36Well, I don't see a term but then maybe I'm not prejudiced like you.
23:39Oh, come on!
23:41He's been picked up by his mum.
23:43Well, we all see our mums then.
23:44There's not an age when you suddenly stop seeing your mum.
23:47Oh.
23:47Actually, I don't think that's his mum, Amanda.
23:53What?
23:54Do you think maybe he has a slight kink for the older lady?
24:01And listen to me.
24:02If you want me to be godmother to your unborn child, which you do, this never happened.
24:08Okay?
24:15And move it.
24:17Now.
24:22What the hell?
24:24Busted.
24:25I said we should sit inside.
24:26What do you think you're doing?
24:28It's one gin and tonic.
24:29And they're only singles, so it's not that bad.
24:31Did your mum get you a fake ID?
24:32No, she went to Amanda about it.
24:34What?
24:34What is that supposed to mean?
24:35Where'd you get served?
24:37Drinks, ladies!
24:39Oh, shit.
24:41Terry!
24:42You little sucker!
24:44Well done, guys.
24:45Way to upset the pregnant woman.
24:46Hi.
24:49Oh.
24:50Had you not...
24:51Wait.
24:56Big brother!
25:04Darling!
25:05I was just...
25:06No.
25:07It's a no to taking your points.
25:09And I realise it's going to cost me any help with buying a house, but the fact is, neither
25:13of us are getting any younger.
25:15Eyes fail.
25:16Reflexes go.
25:17And frankly, your driving's getting bloody awful.
25:21I worry you're going to kill someone.
25:24Probably yourself.
25:28As it turns out, I would rather have you alive than a big house.
25:32So, it's a no.
25:34No.
25:35Mummy.
25:36Amanda!
25:36Mummy, I have said my piece.
25:38I have thought about it.
25:39Amanda, thank you.
25:41For not wanting me dead.
25:43Not many mothers could say that.
25:45Mum.
25:46I lightly brushed into a one-way suggestion today.
25:50Fine.
25:50Yeah.
25:51So, I think the time has come for me to admit that my driving days are behind me.
25:56Mummy.
25:56I've taken the points.
25:57They've taken my licence.
25:59And.
26:00Okay.
26:03What's this?
26:04Valuation.
26:05On this place.
26:06I'm selling it.
26:08To free up the money so I can put an offer in.
26:10On...
26:11Dead Cat Lady.
26:12Elspeth.
26:13Elspeth.
26:13Hey.
26:14I don't know what to say.
26:16But where will you live?
26:17Where will you live?
26:19In our new house.
26:21Oh.
26:21Oh, darling.
26:23Oh.
26:28Smells fantastic.
26:29Talk us through a little bit about how you make your wonderful croissants.
26:32Well, the trick is the lamination.
26:34Because if you cut it open like this, you can see inside you've got all these layers.
26:38And that is a combination of butter and pastry.
26:41Oh.
26:42Oh.
26:43You woke me up again.
26:44How can you hear the kettle over that TV, Mummy?
26:47Has that been on all night?
26:49I always sleep when the teller is not in my own house.
26:51Well, it's not your house when I need to get to work.
26:53And please, Mummy, can you tidy up a bit?
26:55It's like living with a student.
26:57I'm homeless, Amanda.
26:59You're not homeless, Mummy.
27:00You're between a four-bedroom house and a six-bedroom house.
27:03Any day now we could be exchanging.
27:05Well, while I'm in limbo, this is my bedroom.
27:08And I don't see why I should have to tidy up.
27:10I mean, that's exactly why one has a cleaner.
27:13I don't have a cleaner.
27:14I am my own cleaner.
27:15Oh.
27:16So I shouldn't put my used towels in the bath?
27:19Will you let me know if the estate agent calls, Mummy?
27:22Yes.
27:23Oh, damn it.
27:23I'm going to be late.
27:27Why is the fridge not working?
27:28Because I turned it off.
27:29Its buzzing annoyed me.
27:33Unbelievable.
27:34And Mummy, please can you open a window?
27:36It stinks in there.
27:48Whoa.
27:49There's a lot of dogs you got there, Fi.
27:51Yeah.
27:52Hugo, Bobby, Snowball.
27:54And my newest sign-in, Shakira.
27:56It's great you're so busy.
27:57You're like the Deborah Meaden of dog walking.
27:59Yeah, I can basically cover all our household bills now.
28:03So it means when Della gets back, she can have a proper break from bloody cooking.
28:06She deserves a sabbatical.
28:07It's her turn at the basket weaving.
28:10Not whatever she fancies doing.
28:12I wish I was in a lesbian marriage.
28:14Just so considerate.
28:15No offence, Jade.
28:16Oh.
28:16None taken.
28:17When's Della back?
28:18Friday.
28:19I cannot wait.
28:20She literally flies in for the prom.
28:22Guys, can you believe that our babies are going to the prums?
28:25Oh.
28:25Oh, grown up.
28:27Fi, I might have to borrow your high viz for the big night because I have volunteered
28:30to man the gangplank.
28:32It's the prom on a pirate ship.
28:33It's a river cruise.
28:35Surprisingly, I'll mock it the haycroft.
28:37And you know what?
28:38I think a prom on a boat is a lovely idea.
28:41Yeah, because when I think of sort of drunk teenagers, I obviously think open water.
28:45Oh, hey.
28:45There will be no illegal substances on my watch.
28:48Thank you very much.
28:48I know every trick in the book.
28:50I was once a teenager too, you know.
28:52My friends and I once smuggled a hamster into mass.
28:55Oh, God.
28:55Is that the hamster story again, Anne?
28:57Uh, boys, what are you doing?
28:59There's a game going on here.
29:00Guys, we're in the middle of a match.
29:02What are you playing at?
29:03Darius!
29:03Oh, what?
29:04He's doing his promposal.
29:05What is a promposal?
29:06Who thought of that stupid word?
29:08I think it's romantic.
29:09I think it's a promonation.
29:10Oh, here we go.
29:12Georgina, Felicity, Maury, Sanderson Hughes.
29:14Maury?
29:15I know.
29:15That's Johnny's mother's name.
29:18Will you go to prom me?
29:20Yes.
29:25Sorry, sorry.
29:26I know.
29:27It's the pregnancy hormones push.
29:29I'm just thinking of my little Darius
29:31and his little tuxedo like a tiny James Bond.
29:33Tiny James is the size of Jaws from James Bond.
29:36Well...
29:37Spread the word, guys,
29:37because this year's after-party
29:38is going to be at Senuous HQ,
29:40a.k.a. our house,
29:41and it's going to be lit.
29:42Oh, sorry, Mom.
29:43There's actually been a change of plan.
29:45We're all going to Becky Sota's house now.
29:46Our house is massive,
29:47and our parents are getting the carpets changed anyway, so...
29:49Oh, cool.
29:50Yeah.
29:51That does sound dope, actually.
29:52Yeah.
29:53Well...
29:54We'll do the pre's.
29:55Why the pre's?
29:56Pre's.
29:57Pre-party.
29:58It's actually way cooler than the after-party.
30:00Girls only.
30:01A.k.a. the squad.
30:02Georgie can be Taylor,
30:03I'll be Selena,
30:04and Morton can be Blake.
30:05Oh, come on.
30:06At least let me be Gigi.
30:07Okay.
30:09Best mum ever, right?
30:11Mum,
30:11you know what would look amazing with my dress?
30:13What?
30:14Your blue vintage shoes?
30:15They're not vintage.
30:16I wore them in my 20s,
30:18and they cost more than a term at a mid-table prep,
30:20so...
30:20No.
30:21Right.
30:22I got me some pre's to plan.
30:24Well, while you guys are doing that,
30:25Darius can come to us for a shit and a shave
30:27before the prom if he wants.
30:28Lovely, yeah.
30:29Okay, cool.
30:29So, should JJ and I come over too
30:31and wave them off?
30:32Nice.
30:33That'll be good.
30:33Oh, yeah.
30:34I mean...
30:35Oh, we could do it at yours,
30:37you know what I mean?
30:38That's fine with me.
30:39Yeah?
30:39Oh, no.
30:40Mal, we should do it at yours,
30:41because then we can all chip in for the limo.
30:42I mean, they're inherently naff,
30:43but teenagers don't seem to know that, so...
30:45We had a limo at our wedding.
30:47Yeah.
30:49So...
30:49Congratulations.
30:52See you Friday for the pre's.
30:56I'm back.
30:57Hello.
30:58Any news from the estate agent, Mummy?
31:00Uh-uh.
31:03Why are you still in bed?
31:04I need to start setting up for the party.
31:05Well, it's not my fault I slept so terribly.
31:08Your downstairs neighbour started hoovering at 11am.
31:10How can you even hear the hoover over that TV?
31:13Please get up, Mummy.
31:14I need to turn this room into a spa by 2pm when the girls arrive.
31:17Well, if you're going to be in here,
31:18where exactly am I supposed to watch Wimbledon?
31:20I'm helping the crew get ready,
31:22so it's not my concern.
31:23This is the designated VIPs area.
31:27What is this?
31:29Gross, Mummy.
31:30What?
31:31I did it out of the window.
31:37Why are you going through my bins?
31:39Uh, my bins?
31:40Building a coffee table.
31:41I've accidentally dropped a screw.
31:43Right.
31:44Abs has never actually been inside my flat,
31:46and I want to present as the kind of person
31:48who puts their cup somewhere predictable.
31:53Nice screw.
31:55You think you could ask your mum to turn the telly down at night?
31:58I can hear his GB news from the floorboards.
32:00I'm becoming right-wing for osmosis.
32:01No, if I could, I would.
32:03It's like having another teenager.
32:04It's a good job you're going to be living together then, isn't it?
32:06It'll be fine once we have a moving-in date.
32:08And everyone knows high ceilings really absorb family tension.
32:10Oh, yeah.
32:12Does that really work, that Buckingham Palace?
32:17Okay, right.
32:19Boat leaves at six.
32:20Limo arrives at five.
32:22Fifty minutes for photo ops.
32:23I'll tell makeup we need everyone ready, 4.30.
32:26She's worked on Strictly, so she'll understand deadlines.
32:28Mummy, it's Crystal for the breeze.
32:30I'm really smelling them.
32:31It's the guys.
32:33So exciting.
32:34Please don't try and be cool, Mum.
32:35As if.
32:39Hey-o!
32:42Strong male game.
32:43Look at that!
32:43You should hear him text it.
32:45It's like a 1950s type pimple.
32:46Hello!
32:47Oh, God, God, welcome back!
32:50How are the high seas?
32:52Have you seen below deck?
32:53No!
32:54Well, that's that comparison, Fogden.
32:56It's all right if we hang around to do photos, right?
32:58That's sort of a drop-off, because I'm going to be hanging with the girls.
33:02Hi!
33:09Mummy?
33:10It's very loud.
33:12Mummy!
33:13Shall we turn that off now?
33:14We've got guests.
33:16Can someone get that?
33:18You're a tennis fan, Dara.
33:19Never watched it, never played it, but it's produced some excellent lesbians.
33:22So, yeah, yeah, I'm a fan.
33:24And the babe, you got any vino?
33:26Um...
33:27Okay.
33:28Yeah, I'm just about to take some drinks up to the girls' fee, but I think there's some wine in
33:32the fridge.
33:32Oh, right.
33:34That's Mummy's to drink that.
33:35I heard that.
33:37It's so fun having Della back.
33:39And I'm excited to take over as the breadwinner, so I can't wait to tell her my sabbatical plan.
33:45Aww.
33:47Yeah, I think I might be needed now.
33:48Okay.
33:50Georgie, the makeup designer!
33:52Hi there.
33:53I'm Claire.
33:54Hello.
33:54I'm sitting here a tad late. The traffic was a nightmare down from Birmingham.
33:56Oh, for the Strictly tour?
33:58No, my parents live there and I'm crashing with them because my house burnt down in a fire.
34:02Note to self.
34:03Don't light candles and fall asleep in the bath.
34:05Right, where do you want me?
34:06Do you want to do it in my room?
34:07Oh, sweet. I've got it all set up in here.
34:09Oh, actually, that sounds good because I could do with a bit of space for all my kit.
34:11Oh, okay.
34:12I'm one of life's spreaders.
34:14I'm a super spreader, you could say.
34:16Though if you can catch it, I'll get it.
34:17I've only just shaken off conjunctivitis.
34:20Great.
34:21Let's get cracking.
34:23Will you be kneading this for Claire?
34:24Oh, is that alright?
34:25Yeah, that's fine.
34:26It weighs a ton.
34:26I slipped a disc last year, is that okay?
34:28I've got it.
34:30Can you manage?
34:30Yes.
34:31Yes.
34:32Oh, exciting.
34:34Oh.
34:36Okay.
34:38Oh, loving the vibe.
34:40I'll just pop this here and I thought maybe I could lend a hand with the hair.
34:44So I'm going to need a plug for my straighteners.
34:46Oh, that'd be nice.
34:46Oh, Mum, could we get some drinks?
34:47Please.
34:48Oh, er.
34:49Oh wait, yeah, no, I'm actually quite thirsty, could we?
34:51Can I get a drink too?
34:53Oh, yes.
34:54Yes, sure.
34:55Of course.
34:55More cocktails come right up.
34:57Don't do anything fun without me.
34:59Just a bit.
35:03Who's calling me?
35:05Hello, Amanda speaking.
35:07Oh, hello.
35:07It's Tony here from posh and classy limos and coaches.com.
35:10Hi.
35:10Listen, a bit of bad news I'm afraid, my darling.
35:13Our driver has just come down with a migraine.
35:15These cocktails are off.
35:17They're not, they're just non-alcoholic.
35:18Sorry, what has this got to do with me?
35:19Well, I'm afraid we're going to have to cancel.
35:21What?
35:22No.
35:22You can't cancel.
35:23I need that limo, it's my daughter's prom.
35:25Sorry, but we just don't have a driver who can handle a vehicle of that length.
35:29Now, listen.
35:29I don't usually do this because I am a very modest super influencer, but my Insta Senuous
35:34is followed by a lot of influential people who could definitely afford to hire limos.
35:37Albeit ironically.
35:39And all I need to do is post that you cancelled at the last minute.
35:42Um, well, that's going to be seen by a lot of powerful eyeballs.
35:47And you are going to rue the day.
35:49Amanda?
35:50Yes?
35:50I'll sort it.
35:51Oh.
35:53Okay.
35:56All right.
35:58Mummy, please turn the volume down.
36:00And have you got your phone on you in case the estate agent goes?
36:02Oh, nag, nag, nag.
36:03I'm not a child, you know.
36:04Okay, well, stop acting like one.
36:06Right.
36:07Drinks time.
36:08No, not for you.
36:09Girls, it's mocktail or clocktail.
36:12Oh, God.
36:13Yes, you didn't put the lid on their glitter.
36:14Oh, don't worry.
36:16I've got more in the car.
36:21Girl.
36:22Hey.
36:24Who wants a smooch on the beach?
36:27I think you're going to have to take it off and start again, George.
36:29It's awful.
36:31What's wrong?
36:33Oh, makeup designer is so bad, Mum.
36:36She's made me look really old.
36:37She didn't even know what contouring was.
36:39We had to show our YouTube video.
36:40No.
36:41What?
36:41She's worked on Strictly.
36:42Yeah, she did Bill Bailey.
36:44Damn it.
36:44Please, can you ask her to leave, Mum?
36:46She's going to make us look like middle age receptionists.
36:48I can't.
36:48I've paid for her and she's driven all the way from Birmingham and she's so nice.
36:52Please, Mum.
36:55Yeah, she does.
36:56You do look hideous, my love.
36:58I'm sorry.
36:59I'll sort it.
37:01Okay.
37:02I've cleaned the bathroom.
37:03I've done the kitchen.
37:04Um, does it smell in here?
37:06Yeah.
37:06It reeks of brazen bleach.
37:08Oh, right.
37:08Great.
37:09God, there's a lot more space in here.
37:11Have you had a wall taken out?
37:13Uh, no.
37:14I just put all the vinyls in the shed to create a bit of space, you know.
37:17Which reminds me, do not let abs in the summer house.
37:20It's a tip.
37:21And anyone who's got a beer can use one of the coasters, please.
37:24Since when did you use coasters?
37:26Since today.
37:27It's a new table.
37:28I don't want to get marks on it.
37:30Oh, shit.
37:31They're here.
37:35Hey, come in.
37:36Welcome.
37:37Only us.
37:37Everyone decent.
37:39Hey, JJ.
37:39You all right, Mum?
37:40Hi, baby.
37:42Wow.
37:44Yeah.
37:44So, this is where the magic happens, hey?
37:47Oh, yeah, of course.
37:48You've never been here.
37:49No.
37:49I haven't been inside, no.
37:51I came to your old place above the barbers that was definitely a money laundering front.
37:55Can I use your bug?
37:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:57Straight through.
37:58Quick.
37:59Yeah.
38:00Hey, JJ, you want a beer?
38:02Oh, sure.
38:03Coaster.
38:04One shouldn't hurt.
38:06JJ, man.
38:07Can I...
38:07Yes, thank you.
38:08I just cleaned the floor.
38:15Hmm.
38:17Oh, just the person I was looking for.
38:20Have you got a parking ticket?
38:21Oh, no.
38:21Oh, classic, mate.
38:22Is everything all right?
38:24Yes.
38:25Terrific.
38:25Really, really good.
38:27Oh, dear.
38:27Sorry, come on.
38:28Mummy, it's very loud.
38:29Turn it down.
38:30Oh, God.
38:31Um, tell you what, we're having such a laugh up there.
38:33Those young ladies, they're a real hoot.
38:35Reminds me of when I used to work with Carol Smiley.
38:37Oh, and you're Georgie.
38:38She's so polite.
38:39She's a real credit to you, Amanda.
38:41Oh, thanks.
38:43So, I know we talked about you doing the full three hours.
38:46Oh, listen, I'm happy to do more.
38:48I'm just so pleased to be here.
38:50This is my first gig back since I finished chemo, so...
38:53Oh, really?
38:54Yeah.
38:54Oh, God.
38:55Um, well, I was thinking that, um, maybe the girls could just do their own thing.
39:02Are they not happy?
39:03No, not at all.
39:04They love it.
39:05They love it.
39:06Yeah, they love it.
39:06No, I just thought, um, uh, that...
39:12It's a bit unfair of them hogging you all to themselves.
39:14And I know that the other parents would love a go, too.
39:19So, we can all look good for the photos as well.
39:23Oh!
39:25Oh, God!
39:26Oh, that's so sweet.
39:28Oh, no!
39:29Yeah!
39:29This one, I'll grab some more brushes.
39:30Okay, yeah.
39:31And then I'll give this slot a once over.
39:32Shall I start on you?
39:34Hmm?
39:34Taste that jawline out.
39:35Hmm?
39:38My man is so nice letting you go first.
39:40I feel like a princess.
39:43I've never had a mick-off before.
39:45Don't you start, you'll get me going.
39:46I'm so sorry.
39:49Good news.
39:51I managed to ditch daggy old Claire.
39:53So if you want him to lend a hand.
39:55That's really nice of you, but, um, gang-gun's helping us out.
39:58Oh.
39:59What?
40:00I used to be a model, so I'm virtually a professional.
40:02Well, for your information, I actually could have been a model.
40:04No, you couldn't have been a model.
40:05You've got your father's shoulders.
40:07It's all good, Mum.
40:08We'll be down in a minute.
40:10Love you.
40:12Okay, who's from Topper?
40:16Busted!
40:16Mummy!
40:17What do you think you're doing?
40:18It's just a tiny tipple.
40:20Relax.
40:20I said no booze.
40:22My roof, my rules.
40:23And now?
40:24Amanda!
40:24The limo's here!
40:25Thank God.
40:27You may be a model, but you are no role model.
40:30I'll be right back.
40:31Oh, wow.
40:32I am loving the Barbicartlins, babe.
40:34I'll have a go next.
40:35Don't blink for your eyelids.
40:36You'll get glued together.
40:37Tony!
40:38Hi.
40:39Amanda!
40:39Yes, hello.
40:40Oh, can I just say?
40:42Yeah.
40:42Big fan of your underwear.
40:45Okay.
40:46Um, we're not quite ready.
40:47So, if you could just do a lap of the block, and I'll give you a call when I'm ready.
40:50Do you know how long you're going to be?
40:51Because I've got to get back to the switchboards.
40:53Not long.
40:54But just take the first left, and you can do a loop around the block.
40:56Well, that does look a bit tight.
40:58I don't usually drive the limo.
41:00Um, it's fine.
41:01Just keep circling.
41:02Well, we do need to leave soon, though.
41:05You're a professional client.
41:06Make me look gorgeous.
41:07Oh, what fun.
41:08You're my favourite sort of client, right?
41:10I'm thinking something really funky.
41:12It's so lovely to have you back.
41:14I've got a rather interesting plan.
41:16I'd love to pass by you if that's all right.
41:17So, can you just keep still?
41:18I'm going to start on your lips.
41:19Oh, yeah.
41:20Alright.
41:21I'll go first.
41:21I have something to say to you as well.
41:23So, the investors behind the cruise were really impressed with what I did.
41:29Uh-huh.
41:30And long story short, they've offered me my own restaurant.
41:36Oh!
41:36Really?
41:37Well, where's that then?
41:38In London?
41:39No.
41:40In Miami!
41:42Wow.
41:42Fee, can you just hold still?
41:44Oh, yeah.
41:44Sorry.
41:45I mean, the weather's great all year round.
41:47And we can easily get a pet passport from Bobby.
41:50Wow.
41:51Oh.
41:52That's so fancy.
41:53I'd love to go to Miami.
41:54I've never been, but I've seen CSI in Miami.
41:57Oh!
41:57Are you OK?
41:58I picked up the hot end of the hair straightness.
42:00Oh, again.
42:00Oh, when will I learn?
42:03Oh, I can't believe how handsome you look.
42:06I'm going to send these to all the pets.
42:08Now, get behind me and hold the bump.
42:09Oh, my...
42:10What?
42:10No, that's weird.
42:11Um, sit on my knee?
42:13No.
42:14Oh, I know.
42:14Why don't we press our cheeks together?
42:16Mom, this is getting creepy now.
42:19Jesus, is it that time already?
42:20I have to go to the boat.
42:21It leaves at six.
42:22Don't be late.
42:23Oh, thank God.
42:24Bye, Anne.
42:27Listen, sorry if I was a bit of a punkty pooper back then, but to make up for it, I
42:33wonder if
42:33you wanted to borrow my shoes.
42:35Oh, my gosh.
42:36Thank you so much.
42:38I'm a very petite size nine, so I'm sure you can make them work.
42:41I love them.
42:42Aw.
42:43Why don't you wear the sliders on board to save your arches?
42:45Yeah.
42:46I love you.
42:46I love you.
42:48And if it's cool with you and the squad, maybe I can come in just for the finishing touches.
42:54Okay.
42:57What now?
43:00Yes.
43:04What?
43:07Oh, boys, that's a lot of aftershave, huh?
43:09Right, where's your mum?
43:11Oh, she's in Luton.
43:12Sorry, you mean apps, don't you?
43:14Uh, I think she's in the garden.
43:16Hold up.
43:17Shit!
43:17I told you not to let her near the shed!
43:27Famous shed?
43:29Yeah, technically it's a summer house.
43:31Yeah, normally we keep the vinyl in, um, not in here.
43:35So, it feels bigger.
43:40And, um...
43:42Alright, look, Abs, I see you poking around with your judgy looks.
43:45My flat's not huge and the phone reception's shit and half of Ned's bedroom is in the back garden.
43:51But it's a nice flat.
43:53And the neighbours are lovely and we like it here.
43:55So, stop behaving like...
43:58What?
43:59You're such a dick.
44:01What I was thinking was, holy shit, Mal's sorted his life out.
44:05You've got...
44:05You've got a toilet roll on the thingy.
44:07You've got two types of sugar.
44:09You've built a fucking den.
44:10Technically it's a summer house.
44:12Yeah, well, it's remarkable for a man who used to use a sock as a wallet.
44:16No, you're like a fully functioning human being, mate.
44:21And you're a really, really, really great dad.
44:24And, yeah, I just never thought I'd say it, but...
44:27You've nailed being a grown-up.
44:30Thanks.
44:30Yeah.
44:33I hope it's okay for me to say this, but...
44:37Us not being married anymore is definitely...
44:40I totally agree.
44:47I love you guys.
44:50You pissed, George.
44:52Yeah.
44:55Um, why were you all hugging in my chat?
44:57Oh, my God.
44:58Oh, my...
44:59Look at this handsome young man.
45:02Get in here, man.
45:05Lady killer.
45:06I can't move.
45:07Oi, you lot, the limo's here.
45:09Oh, my gosh.
45:09Are we going or what?
45:11You okay?
45:13All right, all right?
45:14Oh, my God.
45:20Open the jacket, please.
45:21Get them there.
45:23Nothing.
45:23Nothing, okay.
45:24On you go.
45:25Hello.
45:27That's great.
45:28Hi, can you open your press, please?
45:30Turn around.
45:32Sorry, what is that?
45:33Water.
45:35Good, you're staying hydrated.
45:36That's great.
45:37On you go.
45:38Open your bag.
45:40Tony, please.
45:40It's not as simple as that, Amanda.
45:41It really isn't.
45:42There's, like, so much space.
45:43I'm just scraping him there.
45:44It's just...
45:44It's really unfortunate.
45:46I can't believe you've got it.
45:47It's stuck.
45:48I normally just mind the phone.
45:49How...
45:49What's going on?
45:51Tony has got the limo stuck, and they're literally going to miss the boat.
45:54The girls are coming down, Mandy.
45:55Oh, my God.
45:56Move the car.
45:58How?
45:58I can't change physics.
46:00No, it's...
46:01Oh, my God.
46:01It's just...
46:02Yes, now...
46:03That's all I need.
46:04Move your limo.
46:04You've got it.
46:04It's all I need.
46:08Oh, my God.
46:09Oh, sweetheart.
46:11Babe, you look amazing.
46:13Doesn't she look stunning?
46:14You look so beautiful, babe.
46:15Oh, no.
46:17What's up with the limo?
46:19Oh, God, we're not going to be late, are we?
46:21Right.
46:22Hold my one.
46:23Whatcha doing?
46:24Starting shit out.
46:25I don't know.
46:25I'll drive a 15-year-old transit with a knackered clutch.
46:28This should be a piece of piss.
46:30Don't be stuck, Amanda.
46:30Bye, matey.
46:31Give me the keys.
46:32Okay.
46:32Hurry up.
46:33We're late.
46:33Hurry up.
46:34Hey, you in the black car.
46:35Back up.
46:36Okay, Tony, out of the way.
46:38Out of the way.
46:38Your missus is a boss lady now.
46:41What?
46:41She can reverse part like a demon.
46:44Are we talking about the same Fiona?
46:46Oh, yes.
46:50Wonderful lad, wonderful lad.
47:11Bloody hell, who is this new woman?
47:14You're late, you're late, you're late, you're late.
47:15Go, go, go.
47:16I love you so much.
47:18I love you so much.
47:19Mum, I really need to go.
47:21Just for a sec.
47:22Just for a sec.
47:23Mummy, you take it.
47:24Oh, no.
47:24Just take it, Mummy, quickly.
47:27You don't have time, Amanda.
47:29Go, go, go, go.
47:32Enjoy yourselves.
47:33This only happens once.
47:35Bye, bye.
47:36See you, mate.
47:37Bye, darling.
47:38Where are you from?
47:39Have your time.
47:40Bye.
47:41Just wish I had a bit more time with them.
47:43What?
47:43Who else wants to get a makeover?
47:45Oh, no.
47:45Someone's left their bag.
47:47Oh, no.
47:49Who's are these?
47:50Oh, God.
47:51They're Georgie's.
47:53She's wearing sliders.
47:54You can't wear sliders to the prom.
47:56This is a nightmare.
47:59Right.
48:00Get in the van.
48:01Come on.
48:01Come on.
48:02Oh, God.
48:03Will we make it?
48:05Well, there's only one way to find out.
48:07Let's go.
48:11I think we just packed into Claire.
48:13I'm fine.
48:14I'm fine.
48:15It was my fault anyway.
48:17She's fine.
48:18She's fine.
48:18Okay.
48:18Go, go, go.
48:26What are these?
48:28Antussets.
48:31You get the...
48:32Oh, God, it's terrible.
48:33Yeah, me too.
48:33I'm discouraged.
48:34Go on.
48:34In you go.
48:35Have a good night.
48:36Okay.
48:36Sorry, can we hurry this up a bit, please, Darius' mum?
48:39It's just the boat driver wants to take off.
48:42Okay.
48:43Cool.
48:50Honestly, the one time they're not glued to their bones.
48:54Oh, shit.
48:55Mal, it's 5.49.
48:57How do we stop the boat?
48:58Well, there is one person you could call.
49:04Hi, Amanda.
49:05Everything okay?
49:06Anne, you have to delay the boat.
49:08Well, we're nearly all aboard.
49:09She has forgotten her shoes, and I need to bring them to her.
49:12Please, Anne, we're nearly there.
49:14Leave it with me.
49:16You know what, lads?
49:19I don't think I've searched you thoroughly enough.
49:23This whole stupid afternoon has been an absolute flop.
49:27What?
49:28Kids had a great time.
49:29Yeah, but I didn't get to join in.
49:31Not that Georgie wanted to be there anyway.
49:33Georgie's finding her groove.
49:34You should be proud.
49:36Getting her ready to fly the nest like your mum got you ready.
49:39And now here I am, moving back in with her.
49:41Well, for what it's worth, I'm going to miss you.
49:45Oh, my God, there it is.
49:46There it is, Mal.
49:47That's the turning.
49:48Yep, got it.
49:51Oh, my God.
49:52Let's go.
49:53I forgot my shoes.
49:54I forgot my shoes.
49:55Oh, my God.
49:56What am I going to do?
49:57I can't go to prom and snuggers.
49:58Okay, okay, okay.
49:59I mean, they look good.
50:00Does anyone know where I can turn around?
50:02No.
50:03Oh, my God.
50:04You're kidding me.
50:08Alright, the limousine's stuck again, but it's just a couple of hundred yards away.
50:10If you sprit, you might just make it.
50:12Great.
50:13Er, the door.
50:15Madam, we really need to go.
50:16Don't touch me.
50:17Don't touch me.
50:17I'm pregnant.
50:19Georgie, is it exciting to your mum?
50:21Because I don't think I can hang on any longer.
50:23No.
50:24Okay, we should get on the boat, George.
50:25Don't worry.
50:26If your heels don't arrive, some of the best times of my life when I'm having comfortable
50:29shoes.
50:31Georgie!
50:31Oh, my God.
50:32Is that your mum?
50:33There she is.
50:34Georgie!
50:35Oh, my God!
50:37I want your shoes!
50:52That's vodka!
50:53What?
50:54Thank you so much.
50:56My darling, I love you.
50:58I love you.
50:59I love you.
50:59Thanks, Mum.
51:00You're so sweet.
51:01I'll have the most wonderful prom.
51:03And try not to spill any sticky drinks on those shoes, please.
51:06I won't.
51:07They're satin.
51:09And three, two, one.
51:15These are so hard to walk in.
51:17I'm going back to sliders.
51:19Mum!
51:21I'll stick with the flats.
51:22Catch!
51:27Does it matter?
51:28No!
51:29Have the best time, my sweetheart!
51:31Thanks!
51:33All right.
51:35Ann, quick.
51:36I can still see them.
51:37Can you swim?
51:38I mean, I've got my 20 metres.
51:45I feel like I'm coming in.
51:47What's that?
51:47Can you believe our baby's gone to prom?
51:50It's mad, innit?
51:51Do you know, I can't take anything that you're saying seriously with that makeup on.
51:54i asked for kardashian well you got funny credit nice driving back there never seen
52:03you take charge like that before i'm a dog walker now what i say goes ask the dogs
52:11you don't want to move do you
52:15not really i mean you know i love you but this is the first time in years i feel settled
52:23and mortza's got sixth form and we've got friends and i'm not just bella's wife fee i'm utterly
52:31barking fee now i'm going to say no to the author no no go to miami bay you've got to
52:37do it
52:39we're gonna stay here we've made it work for the last year we can do a bit longer
52:49i'm gonna take these eyelashes off
52:56hello is everyone gone now well nearly the makeup lady's upstairs washing her brushes
53:00god she's still here how did it go well georgie got her photo and then my shoes fill in the
53:11end emergencies and cheerleading yes i think you're doing fantastically oh mommy
53:16mm-hmm the estate agent called by the way and we officially exchange on monday
53:31mommy i don't think we should move in together
53:38what relief i couldn't agree more
53:41oh mommy really i think we'd kill each other georgia proportions aren't worth the jail time let's just
53:47stick to being mother and daughter and not roommates yes oh oh mommy do you think you'll lose the
53:54deposit though oh no because i'm still gonna buy the house i just don't think you should live there with
53:58me wait what but that's my house where's my house now darling and we're going to be neighbors and if
54:05you ever want to pop in for a coffee my door will always be open right that's me dawn honestly
54:11i've had
54:11the best time i can't thank you enough thanks claire i've really i've just had the loveliest
54:15i'm fine