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Resident Alien - Season 4 - Episode 02: The Lonely Man
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00:11Previously on resident alien Amanda thinks he can take over my life and patience
00:16Hiking up Blackburn Mountain has been great exercise. I just wish that I could put together a robot man
00:23She should be with Ben and Kate
00:24Grey's come to get Kate again. They'll just take that baby with him. I don't have her. We should find
00:29somewhere. She's safer
00:30Well, take good care
00:33Harry I'm tempted to kill you on my human form
00:37Harry did you lose your alien powers?
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02:39and probes on me.
02:41You cannot imagine where.
02:43Your butthole?
02:46You're stupid.
02:48And that is cliché.
02:54Yes, it's my rival.
02:56Oh, right here. My butthole.
02:58Oh. What are we supposed to do now?
03:01The mantid just found out that we know who he really is.
03:04This is bad. Mantids are very dangerous.
03:07You were smart to pretend that you thought
03:09he was really me this whole time.
03:11Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't let on that.
03:16You know, I knew he wasn't you,
03:18and it was difficult because I definitely knew.
03:22You didn't know?!
03:24He looks just like you.
03:26You are supposed to be my friend.
03:29How could you not know if someone is me or not?
03:31I knew. Yeah, I knew too.
03:33Max can see aliens.
03:35This must be very embarrassing for you, Osta.
03:38My best friends doesn't even know me.
03:40Okay. Well, you grow up.
03:42We have bigger problems.
03:43We have to get the kids home
03:44and find a way to keep them safe.
03:47Erica!
03:48Mark!
03:52What?
03:53What?
03:54Like...
03:55I live in the lake, Elm !
04:02Bridget was begging me to stay with him,
04:06but I insisted
04:08he uses alien powers to protect the children instead.
04:13Right.
04:22Ben, what are you doing?
04:23I never should have let Joseph see that I was following him.
04:26You know, he knows who I am.
04:27He knows where we live.
04:29Wait, that's good.
04:30If he comes to kill you, I can trap him.
04:34Not sure I like the husband as bait direction this is taking.
04:37What's up?
04:38Well, hey, where were you?
04:42Didn't you notice I wasn't at dinner?
04:45I did notice I had no food to eat for once.
04:48Our son, out there, with a killer alien on the loose.
04:52Man, just let anybody be parents, won't they?
04:54He'll be fine.
04:56I wasn't even picked for magic camp.
04:59I doubt he's the top of some alien's abduction list.
05:01Well, they took you.
05:05They took me?
05:08You know what I mean.
05:09Oh, I know what you mean.
05:10Look, the point is, we can't let our guard down.
05:13Not till we catch Joseph.
05:16Catch him?
05:17Shouldn't we let Mike and Liv handle him?
05:20They're cops.
05:20Aren't they already in the catching game?
05:22No, we can't tell them.
05:27If they find Joseph first, they will lock him away, and then we will never get the information
05:32we need about our baby.
05:33No.
05:35No, this has to stay between us.
05:36Of course.
05:38Right.
05:39Joseph the alien is back in town.
05:44Wait, you haven't told anyone, have you?
05:46I can honestly say that I, Ben Hawthorne, did not tell anyone anything about Joseph.
05:52That's weirdly specific.
05:53Yeah, I'm not a crook.
05:54Okay.
05:55Great.
05:56Because we're going to catch him ourselves.
06:02I don't have her.
06:04What the hell?
06:05No.
06:06I don't know where she is.
06:08Oh.
06:10Orbs.
06:10I'm not hiding her.
06:11This is broken.
06:13I don't know.
06:14That would be the greys.
06:16Doing what?
06:17Looking for Mrs. Mayer's baby.
06:20The greys love human babies.
06:22They do not know why.
06:24You would think they would collect something more useful,
06:27like, uh, a double-A batteries or those clips that keep potato chips fresh.
06:34At least Kate doesn't know where the baby is.
06:36Maybe if she can't tell them, then they'll stop looking.
06:38They will not stop.
06:39That is where the expression like a grey with a baby comes from.
06:43But why are we talking about this?
06:45We should be talking about something much more important.
06:48Is it you?
06:49Yes!
06:49I drove all the way from the moon.
06:53I'm tired and thirsty,
06:55and neither one of you has offered me their bedroom yet.
06:59You're terrible hosts.
07:01Oh, I can see your bedroom from here.
07:03It looks like the couch.
07:06Hmm?
07:07So, seriously, you're not alien anymore?
07:10Like, you're not strong, you can't climb buildings,
07:13you can't do...
07:14Wait.
07:15Are you ticklish now?
07:17I am not interested in your dumb questions.
07:19I'm still an alien.
07:21Hmm.
07:22Hmm.
07:23Hmm.
07:23Hmm.
07:24Hmm.
07:24Hmm.
07:26I'm as much an alien as I have always been.
07:29Oh!
07:29I just need real food, uh, to get my energy back.
07:33See?
07:35Hmm.
07:36Hmm.
07:38Hmm.
07:43Hmm.
07:44Hmm.
07:47Hmm.
07:48Hmm.
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07:49Hmm.
07:56Oh, God.
07:59I'm not...
08:00I feel good now.
08:02I'm gonna head back to my cabin to kill the mantid!
08:05Oh, no.
08:06No, no, no.
08:06Hey, hey!
08:07He will kick your ass.
08:08Just sit down, and we'll figure out a plan.
08:11You need to get out of my way, or you will feel my alien wrath.
08:16I understand.
08:17You want me to sleep out here on the couch to protect you two.
08:22I accept.
08:25Can you feel...
08:26At least Ben and Kate's baby's on the reds.
08:29Where she's safe.
08:30Yeah.
08:31Safe, but sad.
08:32She probably really misses me.
08:34I...
08:35I think she's fine.
08:36I should probably go check on her, though, just to make sure she's safe.
08:39And sing her the Itsy Bitsy Spider song.
08:41Darce.
08:42I do not want to sleep on the couch.
08:44I am cold.
08:45And there was a gin bottle under me.
08:48Why are you looking at me?
08:49Could have been the babies.
08:49Here you go, princess.
08:55Anyway, I should probably head to bed, too.
08:57There's so much to do.
08:58I have to deal with the whole mantid thing.
09:00I gotta stop by the grocery store, stop by the res, check on Daisy's.
09:04I'm just gonna...
09:04Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:08Daisy's fine.
09:09Look, I know you don't like talking about this, but not long ago, you were so desperate
09:15to feel special.
09:16You went on a suicide mission and tried to blow up a gray spaceship.
09:19And I already admitted that that was stupid.
09:23It has nothing to do with Daisy.
09:25Doesn't it?
09:27Maybe taking care of the baby made you feel special.
09:30And you want to feel that way again.
09:33I don't know if special is the word, maybe critical.
09:36You're critical here.
09:38Going to see her is a bad idea, especially with the mantid after us.
09:43Yeah, you're right.
09:45I'll stay away for Daisy's sake.
09:48Could you help me check my body for any gray trackers or inhibitors?
09:53You need to put your clothes on.
09:55This monkey body will not bend to let me see all of my nooks and crannies.
10:01No, no, no, no.
10:01Harry, God, skip your nooks to yourself.
10:04Go.
10:05Fine.
10:06You are very bad at sleepovers.
10:09Yep.
10:09Just so you know.
10:10Not a sleepover.
10:11Calling my lawyer.
10:19Asta.
10:24The other one.
10:32Mantid.
10:35I have nothing to fear.
10:36And I am definitely not lying to myself.
10:39The mantid is sleeping and not on his way to kill me.
10:42And even if he is, I can defend myself, even though I have a fragile human body.
10:49I am a strong alien.
10:51I am a strong alien.
10:54I am a strong alien.
11:01I am a little alien boy shitting his alien pants.
11:07You better be wearing clothes.
11:15Breathe in.
11:18Okay, let's take a look at what we have going on here.
11:24What is that?
11:29Oh, excuse me.
11:43You cannot be in here.
11:45What the hell are you doing?
11:46Stop playing.
11:48Who are you?
11:48That's Trevor.
11:49I found him on Craigslist.
11:53I thought about stopping them, but then I thought it'd be funnier if I didn't.
11:57Sorry.
11:58Sorry.
11:59I can see you're busy.
12:00I just wanted to do this the right way.
12:02Huh?
12:04Oh, my God.
12:07Asta, I'm here because...
12:11I'm here because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone,
12:15you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
12:18Are you insane?
12:20No, no, no.
12:20That is from when Harry met Sally.
12:22And no, we are getting married.
12:24Well, not right...
12:26Not right away.
12:27I still have to save up for the ring.
12:29Joseph, I'm sorry.
12:31One minute.
12:32Ellen, would you mind finishing up here?
12:34Joseph and I need to have a chat.
12:39I will break it.
12:44No.
12:53Oh, God.
12:54We are not getting married, okay?
12:57Because we were never a thing.
13:00We were just two people who sometimes had sex.
13:04I'm sorry.
13:04That means something where I come from.
13:07The moon?
13:08Oh, okay.
13:09No.
13:10I can't do this.
13:11I'm sorry.
13:11Oh, I see.
13:13I was risking my life sneaking around to see you and bring you flowers.
13:18And you were just using me for my body.
13:23Okay.
13:23I get it.
13:26Whatever.
13:29You know, Oster,
13:33maybe you're the one who's only half human.
13:36Ah!
13:36Come, Trevor.
13:49Deputy, what have I said about watching me from afar?
13:52Hmm?
13:54My sense of perception is too strong.
13:56I can feel your pupils on me.
13:57It's got the hairs on the back of my neck standing up like they say in the Pledge of Allegiance.
14:01Sorry, sir.
14:02It's just nice to see you back where you belong.
14:05It's just on a little sabbatical.
14:06That's all.
14:06I don't want no fuss.
14:07We're all so glad you're back, Sherry.
14:12A mental health crisis is still a health crisis.
14:20Now I've got a privacy crisis.
14:25Just balloons again, Fred.
14:2810-4.
14:31Big black.
14:33Mm-hmm.
14:34Interesting.
14:36Well, let me know if I can do anything to help.
14:38Okay.
14:39I'll talk to you later.
14:41Honeybee.
14:42Oh, that's adorable.
14:45How's Honeybee?
14:47Lena found the body of the missing hunter in the woods without his head.
14:52Oh.
14:53That's less adorable.
14:55You said it looked like the head was bitten clean off.
14:57Now you tell me, what type of animal can bite a head off with one bite?
15:01You besides an orca, obviously.
15:03What if it wasn't an animal?
15:05Deputy, I swear to God, if you say aliens, I'm popping that last balloon, and when Fred
15:09comes in here, I'm gonna let him shoot me.
15:11Not just any alien.
15:13Otherworldly being.
15:14Joseph.
15:15Deputy, look.
15:16Just...
15:19Hear me out.
15:20The last time Joseph was here, there were mysterious deaths.
15:23Now he's back, and a headless body is found?
15:25It's not just a coincidence.
15:27Listen to me.
15:28Even if aliens were real, Joseph ain't some head-eating alien.
15:31I mean, think about it.
15:32The guy tried to shoot us.
15:33Now, if I wanted to kill somebody, and I could eat heads, I'd eat the head.
15:36I wouldn't shoot him.
15:37And I wouldn't shoot him first and then eat the head, because then it's just a dead head,
15:41and it probably ain't as juicy.
15:42Hold on.
15:43Did you say if aliens are real?
15:46Well, I was making a Socratic argument, not agreeing or denying, either way.
15:50Really?
15:51You said if.
16:04Hey, Liv.
16:06How's it, uh, how's it going?
16:07Sorry, did I scare you?
16:10Scare it?
16:10Me?
16:11No.
16:11No way.
16:12I'm extremely calm.
16:14Yeah, at my last checkup, my, uh, my heart rate was described as shockingly low.
16:19Is that good?
16:20Sure.
16:21You know, all you really need is a couple beats per minute, and the rest is just busy work.
16:24Plus, you know, my blood sugar is so high, it balances out.
16:27Okay.
16:28Well, I just had a, uh, a few follow-up questions about Joseph.
16:34Uh, Joseph, I, I don't know, um, what you're talking about.
16:39You broke into my car in a dumb Richard Nixon mask and said Joseph the alien is back in town?
16:45That could have been anyone.
16:47Anyone with the Nixon mask you wore at the Halloween office party and your voice and your wedding ring.
16:55Yeah, sorry, um, that is not me.
16:59Um, I lost my ring.
17:00I don't, um, don't even wear it anymore.
17:11I don't know what's going on, but I'll get the truth out of you eventually.
17:25Hey, what are you doing?
17:27I'm looking for Daisy's blanket.
17:29It smells like her.
17:30I want it.
17:32Hey.
17:33Give it back.
17:34No, the baby is not here anymore.
17:38She does not need it.
17:39No, it's going to smell like you.
17:41Give it.
17:41Give me your.
17:42Well, that's fine.
17:43She's just been sleeping with it for comfort.
17:45It was not for comfort.
17:47I came in here for a reason.
17:49I do not remember why.
17:51Oh, no, am I insane now?
17:53Nope.
17:54Just human.
17:55Take that back.
17:56I think you came in here to tell us that you're moving out.
17:59Bye.
18:01No, that was not it.
18:03Wait.
18:05You know, I could get behind having a powerful alien around.
18:09At least you could get the lids off jars.
18:11Now you're just a useless idiot.
18:13Idiot.
18:14Wait.
18:14Hey, Joseph.
18:16This is.
18:18I said Joseph.
18:20Joseph?
18:21Uh, the, oh, the deputy guy.
18:24What about him?
18:24Yeah.
18:25Was it about him being a skillful lover?
18:28I'm sure that wasn't it.
18:30He is a hybrid gray alien.
18:32He can tell me what the grays did to block my power so I can unblock it and defeat the
18:38mantid.
18:38I must find Joseph.
18:40But how?
18:41So what you're saying is if we could contact Joseph, or if we knew anyone who could contact him, all
18:48of our problems would just disappear?
18:50Mine would.
18:51Mine would.
18:52Your issues would take years to unpack.
18:53Man.
18:55Man.
19:23Ugh.
19:23This happened.
19:24And then it kept happening and then he fell in love with me.
19:27Oh God, this has not been my proudest month.
19:30So while I was trapped by the grays, you were sexing with one.
19:34No wonder you never noticed the mantid.
19:36You were too busy noticing the inside of Joseph's body.
19:39Wait.
19:40You think I was inside him?
19:41Hey buddy, Asta could be inside whoever she wants.
19:44I wasn't inside him.
19:46If the rectum fits.
19:48Wait.
19:49This is good.
19:50We can use his affection to get what we want.
19:53I just broke up with him.
19:55I think he cried.
19:56Okay?
19:57I can't do that.
19:58Yes, you can.
19:59Men will do anything for love.
20:01I ate worms.
20:02Asta, I mean, this guy could save our lives, you know?
20:06Come on.
20:06I used to call exes for rides to the airport.
20:09I'm calling him.
20:14Oh, hey Asta.
20:15I can't talk.
20:16I'm with my new girlfriend.
20:17We just had sex eight.
20:18Sorry, how many times, dear?
20:20Nine times?
20:21She's so hot.
20:22Oh, okay, cool.
20:23So I was just calling to ask you something.
20:25Yes, I'll marry you.
20:27I was just lying.
20:27There's no one else.
20:29You're my always and forever.
20:30No.
20:32There is a mantid in patience and we need your help.
20:35I'll do it.
20:36I'll kill the mantid and prove my love for you.
20:38No, wait, that's not it.
20:39He's in Harry's cabin.
20:40No.
20:40I feel better already.
20:58Hey, Nancy.
21:00Uh, a friend of ours stopped by here yesterday and we just wanted to see if you remember him.
21:06Oh, yeah.
21:08The old deputy.
21:09He was here, but I don't remember much.
21:12He paid cash, so I didn't get an address.
21:14Sorry.
21:16Does, uh, does this jog your memory?
21:23Sorry, I could have sworn that that was plastic.
21:26We will obviously pay for that.
21:28Yes.
21:29So sorry.
21:29Don't worry about it.
21:31Got Ben's card on file.
21:34We'll discharge it.
21:35Hasn't been used in a while.
21:37Honey, you used to come in here all the time by your lovely wife, Flowers.
21:42Ooh.
21:43What happened?
21:45Yeah, Ben?
21:46What happened?
21:48Feels like there's no right answer to that.
21:52It was a brutal and bloody affair.
21:54We were evenly matched and we hit each other with everything we had.
21:58In the end, there were victories on both sides.
22:02Mostly mine.
22:05He did knock me down at one point.
22:09I made the tactical decision to remain still and relieve myself so he would think I was dead.
22:14So you shit your pants?
22:16It was a strategic play.
22:18Used to great effect by the Tribulant aliens and known across the universe as a brilliant chess move.
22:24So you shit your pants?
22:26I changed before I came here.
22:28He's lying about the Tribulants.
22:29There is no such chess move.
22:31Anyway, I scared him off so badly, he immediately folded his clothes, packed his suitcase and ran off.
22:40Coward.
22:41So he had time to pack?
22:43He's an experienced traveler.
22:44He had a system.
22:46I am so glad that you survived.
22:48But are you sure you don't want me to drive you to the clinic?
22:51Because he ripped your arm off.
22:55Oh!
22:56No, us hybrids are stronger and tougher than you humans.
22:59This is the equivalent of you stubbing your toe.
23:09Now that I've proven my love to you, we can get married.
23:12You will have to drive.
23:14I'm feeling a little busy.
23:15It must be the adrenaline of victory.
23:19Just gonna lay down.
23:20Don't worry about me.
23:21Well, this is good, right?
23:24The mantel's gone now.
23:25For now.
23:26But he will be back, and I must be ready when he is.
23:29Joseph!
23:31Could you face the kitchen so I don't have to look at your broken face?
23:36Okay.
23:37The greys have implanted an inhibitor in me that is blocking me from my true alien form.
23:42I need you to pull it out so I can kill the mantid and avenge the death of your attractiveness.
23:49I don't know how to do all that stuff.
23:51Son of a bitch!
23:51No, turn it back.
23:53Oh.
23:55I don't know how to do all that stuff.
23:58I'm a hybrid.
23:59The greys made sure we knew the difference.
24:01We didn't have access to that kind of technology.
24:03Or the espresso machine.
24:06You need a full grey for what you want.
24:08Is anybody else seeing any white dots in the air, or is that just me?
24:17Hi, Nancy.
24:18Hi, Deputy Liv.
24:19Did I just see the Hawthorns leaving here?
24:21Yep.
24:21They were asking a whole bunch of strange questions about that former deputy.
24:25Joseph?
24:27Interesting.
24:28Why is everyone so interested in that guy anyway?
24:30I mean, he's a looker, but he's not too bright.
24:34I watched him go through a whole pack of cards, because he misspelled sincerely.
24:39Really?
24:40Do you still have any of those cards lying around?
24:42I think so.
24:53Can I keep these?
24:55Sure.
24:59What type of flowers did he buy?
25:01Pink peonies.
25:02He said he wanted something that symbolized...
25:05New love.
25:08Joseph's in love with someone in patience.
25:21It's sad to leave this body behind.
25:24I always wanted to be a doctor, but it's clear this identity has been compromised.
25:31I'll need a new look while I plan my next move.
25:34Oh, let me just get this.
25:38Time to eat.
25:49A little jumpy?
25:51Yeah.
25:52Just knowing the mantid is out there.
25:54I had lunch with Kayla.
25:55I couldn't shake the feeling I was being watched.
25:57Yeah.
25:58Yeah, I'm used to that.
26:00Being hot and all.
26:01You get it.
26:05Where do I buy a beret?
26:08Oh, I think I saw one in the window at the dork store.
26:11I need it for my Paris trip.
26:13I found Bruce.
26:15He is posting pictures.
26:18Oh, my God.
26:19That's great.
26:20He can give me back your alien parts-ness.
26:23Whatever.
26:24But that is not Paris.
26:26But that is the Eiffel Tower your American education has sadly failed.
26:31Maybe.
26:32But unless the Eiffel Tower is next to a picture of Criss Angel Mind Freak, your gray friend is not
26:37in France.
26:37He's in Vegas.
26:38Wait.
26:39He's a gray.
26:40He can tell us how to stop the orbs and get them off Kate's back.
26:44That's right.
26:45We're coming with you.
26:47We could ask Bruce about the baby.
26:48No, we do not have time for extra questions.
26:51I do not know how long Bruce can survive in this atmosphere.
26:55Well, we'll make time.
26:56All right.
26:57Road trip to Vegas.
26:59Sweet.
27:00Never mind.
27:01You know, you guys have fun.
27:03I've got work.
27:05A lot of shifts.
27:06You're banned from the Paris Hotel, aren't you?
27:09You're banned from all the hotels?
27:13Cars.
27:16Careful.
27:18We may have to arrest you for excessive handsomess.
27:20You know, the minimum sentence for that is a week in your bed.
27:24Oh.
27:25It's not a fact.
27:25It's not a fact.
27:27Lena, Sheriff told me about the headless hunter case.
27:31How's it going?
27:31Like, any cool details?
27:34So funny.
27:35I was just saying to Mike last week that I was craving some action, and out of nowhere comes a
27:40headless body.
27:40See, I just kept saying, be patient, you know, and things will work out.
27:44And then they did.
27:45I mean, not for the hunter.
27:47Forensics is leaning toward an animal attack, but only Prakhan with the head.
27:53Like a bite, but clean.
27:54So the tendons, they weren't jagged or crushed.
27:56So, who knows?
27:57Reminds me of this lady back in D.C.
28:00She died in her sleep surrounded by 78 cats.
28:03She wasn't dead 10 minutes before they started turning her corpse into a damn golden corral.
28:07Heard about that.
28:09Ate the meat raised down to the bone.
28:10Want some fries, deputy?
28:11I might never actually eat again.
28:16Ooh.
28:18Still, it makes you think, right?
28:20Suspect's not a human, but also not an animal.
28:24If only there was something in between human and animal.
28:29Like, what could that be, sir?
28:31Like, if something that was real was in between animals and humans.
28:37You mean like a bonobo?
28:40No.
28:41Well, a bonobo's the closest relative to human beings in the animal kingdom.
28:45Hell, even more so than a chimpanzee.
28:47And you can teach a chimp to build a treehouse.
28:49It's not a bonobo.
28:50It's hard to say what we're seeing.
28:52We'll get more evidence once we search up Blackburn Mountain.
28:57Blackburn?
28:58Like, the place with all the caves?
29:01Why?
29:02Like, why would you want to go there?
29:04Because those caves are the perfect place to hide.
29:06No!
29:07No, they're not.
29:08They're too full of silverfish.
29:12Well, I guess we'll see.
29:14Search and Rescue's starting to throw a sweep tomorrow,
29:16so whatever's hiding up there, we're going to find it.
29:19I can do it.
29:22You want to join the search team?
29:23No team!
29:24Just me.
29:25I'm, I'm, I'm, I'll do it.
29:27Oh, thanks, Liv, but it's actually too much area for one person to cover alone.
29:33Oh!
29:34Oh, I see.
29:36It's because I'm a woman?
29:38Huh?
29:39You think I can't search some caves without a man's help?
29:43Wow!
29:45I thought you had a girl's back, Lena.
29:47Now I am definitely searching the caves alone to prove you wrong.
29:53Disappointed.
29:56What the hell?
30:08Oh, we don't have time to see a show.
30:11I just want Magic Mike to wrap it out of a hat.
30:15Or tell me which card is mine.
30:17Okay, that's not what Magic Mike is.
30:19My show be his penis!
30:20Okay, so you do know what the show is.
30:23Hey, you found me!
30:26Vegas, baby!
30:28You just missed Robert.
30:29He was happy he won $800, but then he was sad he lost $800.
30:34This town is a ride!
30:36We weren't sure you'd still be here.
30:38Harry said the greys can't survive too long in Earth's atmosphere.
30:41How are you still...
30:41I don't know!
30:43The excitement?
30:44The energy?
30:45It might also be all the iodine in the 15-trip cocktails I ate.
30:50Whatever it is, I never felt so alive.
30:53Oh!
30:54I shouldn't be too surprised.
30:56My foot fell off in the elevator.
30:58I'll grab Bruce.
31:00You grab the arm.
31:01What?
31:02Come on!
31:03Um!
31:04We're at...
31:04Oh, shit!
31:06Oh, Bruce!
31:09Hi, Peter.
31:11Hi.
31:13What?
31:14I didn't know you were bringing company.
31:18Holy shit, a cyborg man!
31:25And besides not running off a lawnmower engine, your design is like 50% go-kart.
31:30I mean, if you want, I could paint you some flames around the sides here.
31:33No, thanks.
31:34I just need to get out of here so I can go find my son.
31:37Liv drew that.
31:38Oh, yeah.
31:39Well, the deputy here, she's quite the artist.
31:40She puts that painting pig down at the county fair to shame.
31:43Although, she's got the advantage, right?
31:45She can use her hand.
31:46She ain't got to put the pencil in her mouth like Lil' Pigasso.
31:51To be honest, I'm kind of glad you followed me here.
31:55Peter's proof that aliens are real.
31:58You don't have to pretend to doubt anymore.
32:00Now, hold on one second, all right?
32:02Everything you've been told me about this project...
32:04You can call me Peter.
32:06This Peter here?
32:07Is that he was made by some shadowy, black ops, Pentagon, clandestine strike force group
32:12sons of bitches, right?
32:13Not some aliens.
32:14You know, I met a lot of people like you in my line of work.
32:18Hell, I was you once.
32:19The mind is a strange thing.
32:22We can believe in things that make no logical sense, like love, but reject things that we
32:29see right in front of us.
32:30Just ask yourself this.
32:32Why would the government spend billions of dollars on turning a 70-year-old podcaster
32:38into a weapon?
32:39I don't know.
32:41They've told me you saw an alien that night, and you captured it, before the government
32:46came and cleared the scene.
32:49Let me guess.
32:50They told you it was a radiation leak, and you think you're seeing things.
32:53Because I was seeing things.
32:55I put the alien in my trunk, and then it disappeared.
32:59Tell me, you ever wonder why it wasn't in the trunk?
33:05He's disintegrating.
33:06Quick, Bruce.
33:07How can we stop the Greys from sending orbs after our friend?
33:10You can't.
33:11They won't call off the orbs until they find what they're looking for.
33:15Bruce, I need you to help me.
33:18When I was on the ship, the Greys did something to me to block my true alien form.
33:23So whatever strength you have left, use it to reverse it.
33:28Also, they stole my wallet.
33:30Okay.
33:30Harry, they didn't block your powers.
33:33How can that be?
33:34Every time I try to access my alien energy, I feel nothing.
33:39Greys have always been jealous of your people's abilities.
33:43They wouldn't block your energy.
33:46They'd steal it.
33:48His energy?
33:49Everything in the universe is energy, sweetheart.
33:52They separated out Harry's atomic alien particles and left the rest.
33:58Sorry, Harry, but you're human.
34:03This is impossible.
34:05There must be some way to reverse it, some way for me to get my alien energy back.
34:10And my wallet!
34:12Greys would never give it up.
34:14Not without getting something they want more in return.
34:17I think the wallet is kind of an HR issue.
34:21I know what I'm going to do.
34:22I'm going to give the Greys what they really want.
34:25You, the great effector!
34:27Wait, what?
34:28Yeah, what?
34:29When humans lie to themselves, it's called rationalizing.
34:34Ow!
34:35Ugh!
34:38Because it's rational to do whatever you can to make yourself feel better.
34:43Well, it's been a long time
34:47Since I felt the wind move
34:52Strong and sweet
34:53Stars?
34:55I didn't know you were coming over.
34:57Hey.
34:57Everything okay?
34:59I was just dropping off Daisy's blankie.
35:02Forgot to put it with the rest of her things.
35:04It's like an awfully big bag for just a blankie.
35:07Might be a couple other things in there I bought.
35:10One or two books, a few toys, and a bread-shaped pillow.
35:14That was more for me, so...
35:16You know what?
35:17You came all this way.
35:19You want to hold her?
35:22Uh...
35:23Okay.
35:24Just for a second.
35:25Yeah.
35:26Oh!
35:27Here you go.
35:29Come on, Dad!
35:32Hi!
35:32Hi!
35:36Hi!
35:37Hi!
35:39Hi!
35:41Hi!
35:41Hi!
35:42Hi!
35:43Hi!
35:43Hi!
35:44Hi!
35:45Hi!
35:47Hi!
35:48Hi!
35:48Hi!
35:48Hi!
35:48How about you know that era before I finish betraying you?
35:51Harry, you can't do this.
35:53Bruce saved you, and now you're trying to sacrifice him just to get what you want.
35:57You don't do that to your friends.
35:58What do you care?
35:59It is the same thing you did with Joseph!
36:02What? No, I didn't.
36:03Yes, you did. You used him for what you wanted.
36:05He got hurt. We are the same.
36:08Oh, God, you're right.
36:12I cannot find a pulse.
36:15It's no use.
36:18The Grays would not even want him.
36:20What good is he?
36:22They would not even be able to torture him.
36:24Harry, I forgive you for trying to betray me.
36:28You gave me the best day and a half of my entire life.
36:32I got to see the most beautiful planet,
36:35saw my first sunset,
36:37and I may have married a Greek man named Milos last night.
36:42I don't know. I was pretty drunk.
36:44Yes, you said that you could help.
36:46Please hurry. Your body is souping.
36:49I know what the Grays want.
36:53Why are you whispering?
36:55You're speaking telepathically.
36:59I don't know what the Grays want.
37:02I don't know what the Grays want.
37:10Hey!
37:11Sorry I'm late.
37:14Who are you?
37:16Oh.
37:17Um.
37:19Oh.
37:21A romantic card.
37:23And, um.
37:26And a check for $10 made out to cash.
37:30I didn't know your last name.
37:32I, now that we're getting back together,
37:34I, I want to establish some boundaries.
37:37You can do whatever you want to me,
37:38and I will always come back to you.
37:40Stop. That's, that's not why I called.
37:43Uh, I understand.
37:45I understand.
37:45I can assure you, I am injured, but I am all man.
37:49I still have most of my penis.
37:53Um, no.
37:54I called you to apologize.
37:57I used you.
37:59Because I wanted help with the mantid,
38:00and I shouldn't have done that.
38:01And I, and I never should have made you feel like you had to fight aliens to win my love.
38:06But, come on, Joseph.
38:08You don't love me.
38:10But I do.
38:11I, um.
38:13When we're apart, the world is dark and empty.
38:18But with you, it's bright.
38:20And the mean voices in my head aren't as loud.
38:24That's what I mean.
38:25That's, that's not love.
38:26It's fear.
38:28Will you be in fear with me?
38:29No.
38:30No, that's, that's not a thing.
38:34Um, okay.
38:36Uh, you're on your own for the first time, and you're really scared.
38:42I get that.
38:43You know, I'm scared, too.
38:46But you can't let it control you.
38:50My whole life has been about the Greys and doing awful things for them.
38:56I mean, look what we did to Ben and Kate's baby.
39:01Being with you made me feel good.
39:05It made me feel like I could be good.
39:11What if I never feel that way again?
39:16If you felt good with me, it's only because I brought up the good that's already inside you.
39:25I felt good with you, too.
39:27You know?
39:28And there's plenty of good in us.
39:30We just, we just, we just have to find it.
39:33Oh, baby, where have you gone?
39:40I've been missing you since you came along.
39:48Oh, mama, tell him I don't want to give my life away to anyone.
39:56Oh, mama, tell him I don't want to give my life away to anyone.
40:07Son of a bitch.
40:09I believe in aliens.
40:12And this is our ultra-special suite equipped with our best working microwave.
40:17Whatever you cook in it comes out tasting like the best fish sticks.
40:29Actually, um, this one could use a pair of more cleaning.
40:40Humanity is infectious.
40:42If you let it, it will get into your blood and travel all the way to your heart.
40:59I don't know where your baby is, but I know that she's on Earth.
41:06And she's safe.
41:08From Joseph.
41:12Hon?
41:17Hon?
41:19Hon?
41:19Hon?
41:21Hon?
41:23Hon?
41:27Hon?
41:30Hon?
41:31Hon?
41:32Hon?
41:33Hon?
41:34Hon?
41:35Hon?
41:36Hon?
41:37Hon?
41:37Hon?
41:39Hon?
41:39Hon?
41:40Hon?
41:40Hon?
41:42Hon?
41:49I do not care now that I have a human body.
41:52I am not afraid of becoming too human because I do not lie to myself about what I am.
41:57Bruce was my friend, and I tried to sacrifice him to the greys for my own gain.
42:02I now know that even without my alien energy, I still have my cold, dark, alien heart.
42:28Goodbye, my friend.
42:32You will be missed.
42:59I know where to find it.
43:13I know where to find it.
43:41Bill.
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