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Resident Alien - Season 4 - Episode 01: Prisoners
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00:10Previously on Resident Alien, I adopted the Alien Tracker's son, Robert.
00:14Son!
00:15It's the Greys.
00:16They're planning on taking over the Earth.
00:18I have devised a plan of my own.
00:20I am building a bomb that can destroy the Grey spaceship.
00:23You hit him going 50 miles per hour, and now he's gone.
00:27Joseph is an alien.
00:28They are going to take me again, and when they do, I'm going to fight.
00:33And I'm not going to stop until we get our baby back.
00:37Where is my son?
00:41What are you doing here?
00:42We came to blow up the ship.
00:44What kind of alien was in that jail cell anyway?
00:46That's a mantid.
00:47They're shapeshifters.
00:49Holy shit, they took my baby here.
00:51They're shameless.
00:53Bridget and I have to find that bomb.
00:55I will find Darcy too, I promise.
00:57Harry!
00:58I have to get to safety.
00:59There's nothing down there for me.
01:01My father's gone.
01:02Go.
01:02You're holding a baby.
01:03Long story.
01:04At least we made it off the ship.
01:05Except it's not a ship.
01:07Oh my God.
01:09Max has something to say to you.
01:14This is some bullshit!
01:18Ask this friend!
01:22What's your name?
01:24Marcy!
01:25Darby!
01:27Darby!
01:28Darby!
01:30Darby!
01:31Darby!
01:33Harry!
01:34Pizza Joe!
01:38What are you doing on a gray alien spaceship?
01:41I've been abducted by aliens.
01:43You have to get me out of here.
01:44I also have this pizza and no one to give it to.
01:48How do I know that you are not that shape-shifting, mantid alien tricking me into thinking that you are
01:55my regular pizza guy?
01:56I am a man of my word.
01:59I also have a coupon for you for half of your next pizza.
02:01Son of a bitch!
02:03There's a 30% chance that he's lying, but...
02:05I think it's worth it.
02:08Reclied, Bridget.
02:09I said I think it's worth it.
02:13Thank you for saving me, brother.
02:22Where's the pizza?
02:26No!
02:30Here.
02:32You are eaten.
02:37You are eaten.
02:42You're a dickhead.
02:54Could you hurry up with that drawing?
02:56I need fresh wall art for my cell.
03:00I will take my time, thanks.
03:03And if you don't like it, you shouldn't let that mantid trick you into that cell.
03:07It is not my fault.
03:09The fake pizza that the mantid had was pepperoni.
03:12It does not matter.
03:15The mantid thinks he can take over my life in patience.
03:18Ha, ha, ha.
03:22There's only one Harry Van Der Spiegel.
03:25No one will believe that the mantid is really me.
03:46Hi, Dr. Van Der Spiegel.
03:48Morning, Dr. V.
03:49You know those things will kill you.
03:51Oh, I'm so scared.
04:11Oh, there's Dr. Van Der Spiegel.
04:13Hey!
04:14Hi, Harry.
04:15What?
04:17You, uh, looking forward to our therapy session later today?
04:22I'd rather eat a human head.
04:31Oh.
04:33Jokester.
04:36Oh, God!
04:37Oh!
04:40Decide to come to work today?
04:43Decide to wash your hair today?
04:45Be nice.
04:46Miss Lofgren's inside waiting for you.
04:48She's in for her mammogram.
04:49Must be Titty Tuesday.
04:52Harry.
04:53Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
04:56Isn't it Thursday?
04:58Yeah, it's Thursday.
05:12In prison, your world is very small.
05:15It is made difficult by how little you have,
05:18and worse by what you do not have at all.
05:21Prison is a concept that many beings in the universe do not bother with.
05:25If you do not want someone in your way, you just kill them.
05:29There is a kindness in murder.
05:38Forgetting something?
05:41Oh, yeah.
05:44I should not have to pay you for this.
05:47You should want to decorate the prison cell of your father and your brother.
05:53You're not my father, and that little thing is not my brother.
05:57Do not disrespect Bridget.
05:59He is the reason you have that food.
06:01My little baby is the boss of the prison yard economy.
06:06My sweet baby has gotten so hard.
06:09Did you know he has a bitch named Maurice?
06:12How proud you must be.
06:15I am proud of my baby, but it is not enough.
06:19I miss my life.
06:22I miss my friend.
06:39Oh, shit.
06:42You slipped over.
06:44You weren't supposed to sleep over.
06:45Dorothy is out there.
06:53Hey, good morning.
06:56Oh, hey there.
06:58Are you supposed to be at work?
07:00I overslept.
07:01What time is it?
07:02God, it's late.
07:04I was up all night looking at some medical files, but I can't tell you what because of HIPAA.
07:11You know, the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act.
07:16It's really important, you know?
07:18Are you heading out soon?
07:19You know, the CIA has six different markers on how to detect a liar.
07:24I'm actually proficient in all six, but I don't need any of them because you have hookup hair.
07:29Hey, I like her hooker hair.
07:31Wow.
07:32Oh, God.
07:33Ken doll jump scare.
07:34Okay.
07:35I'm going to need you to put your clothes on, and I thought you were done with all this.
07:39Okay, well, I had a big glass of wine, and he has a cute dumb face.
07:46I'll just show myself out.
07:49Oh.
07:50Oh, the cutest of the cutest ones is here.
07:56Who slept through the night?
07:58I did.
07:58Cool.
07:59Keep moving.
08:00Okay, it's nice that she's comfortable here, but you know, it might not be the best thing.
08:04Well, yeah, she should be with Ben and Kate.
08:07You know you can't do that.
08:16Yeah, with Kate being abducted, we just can't risk it.
08:19She's right.
08:20When the Greys come to get Kate again, they'll just take that baby with them.
08:23Can't let that baby anywhere near that house.
08:25I know that, okay?
08:28And don't be talking like you're not one of the bad guys.
08:30I don't work for the Greys anymore, but I do know how they operate.
08:34The whole baby stealing thing is their bread and butter.
08:36Sure, there was layoffs after the Yellowstone disaster, but not the baby stealing division.
08:42Those jobs are safe.
08:43I got a friend who works in day abductions.
08:46Just bought a house and a pool.
08:48Okay.
08:48You're getting closer to the door, but it's not opening and you're not going through it.
08:53See you later?
08:54I don't think so.
08:55Okay.
08:56Call me.
08:56No.
08:57Talk to you soon.
08:58Please go.
09:03As much as I hate to admit it, I'm kind of glad you're getting some.
09:07If only he wasn't half alien.
09:09No, I've done worse.
09:11Here comes suspect one, codename Joseph.
09:16That's not a codename.
09:17That's just his name.
09:19Yeah, that's the code.
09:22Suspect two, codename Asta, the double agent, is still in the house.
09:27Let me see those.
09:28That's a negative.
09:30Only team leader gets the binos.
09:32Hey, I saved your life from that mantid.
09:35I'm the one who told him you screamed because you stepped on a bee.
09:37So, if it wasn't for me, he would have eaten codename Max.
09:41Shh.
09:42Don't use codenames aloud.
09:44You'll blow my cover.
09:47It's just so hard.
09:49Daisy should be at home with her family.
09:51Daisy?
09:52Yeah.
09:53Doesn't she look like a daisy?
09:55It's like a pretty little flower.
09:57Okay.
10:00Maybe instead of naming her and bonding, we should find somewhere she's safer.
10:05And not five minutes away from Ben and Kate's house.
10:08No.
10:11There's nowhere she's going to be safer than here with me.
10:15And we just have to keep this little snowcums away from the gray aliens.
10:20And if we can do that, then we have nothing else to worry about.
10:37Memory is cruel.
10:38Humans are annoying, but when you believe you will never see them again, you begin to remember only the good
10:43things.
10:45Now I am beginning to miss people I do not even like.
10:47It is not right.
10:50Mayor Snowflake should look adorably less intelligent.
10:53And the horse-maned one should be sadder.
10:57Because the grays stole her baby.
11:01She's probably so depressed she cannot even get out of bed.
11:13Hey, hon.
11:14Uh, some good news.
11:15Uh, do you remember Mrs. Brown, the woman who sued the town when she got bit by the snapping turtle?
11:20You mean the woman who got what she deserved for going barefoot in Saltmarsh Pond?
11:23Ow!
11:24Oh, I like the attitude.
11:26It's very sexy.
11:28Yeah, so I went through the clerk's call logs, and I saw that she reported some mysterious being in her
11:34yard a couple months ago.
11:35So, talking to her today.
11:37Oh, cool.
11:39Maybe a raccoon took our baby.
11:42I know that you're frustrated, but if we want to get our baby back, we have to follow all leads.
11:48Does that dummy look like me?
11:50What?
11:52I mean, did it always?
11:53Did you...
11:55Did you do something to it?
11:56No.
11:57It came like that.
11:59Okay, it's not you.
12:01And I'm going to get her back.
12:03All right?
12:03I've been training.
12:04I'm ready for anything.
12:06If and when they take me again, they are getting Killer Kate.
12:09Ugh!
12:10Ouch!
12:11Almost felt that one.
12:13But hey, yeah, don't worry.
12:16The aliens will abduct you soon.
12:18You just...
12:18You have to stay positive.
12:21Thanks, sweetie.
12:33Hi.
12:35Oh, hey, deputy.
12:36You want the rest of my bagel?
12:38I've already got six sesame seeds stuck in my teeth.
12:40I'm low on floss.
12:41I know you're on extended leave, but I can't get a new uniform unless you sign for it.
12:47This one doesn't fit me anymore.
12:50Looks fine to me.
12:51So you notice nothing different about me?
12:55Yes.
12:56As a matter of fact, I do.
12:57You come in here and bother me a lot.
12:59You didn't used to do that.
13:00Because you used to come to work.
13:01Might I remind you that I'm on medical leave since I started hallucinating?
13:05You didn't hallucinate.
13:07You really saw an alien.
13:10I thought I saw an alien.
13:17And I thought I'd put it in a bag.
13:22You saw the bag.
13:24It was empty.
13:26All right, I imagined the whole thing.
13:28It was the poison from that radiation leak.
13:30You saw those government trucks.
13:31Might have came in and closed down the whole area.
13:33They said anybody exposed could have hallucinations.
13:36There was no radiation leak.
13:38They just say that it was a cover-up.
13:40I was hallucinating.
13:43How am I going to do my job if I don't know what's real?
13:45Hmm?
13:46Damn.
13:47Are you real?
13:49Ow!
13:50You pass.
13:52This time.
13:53Amazing.
13:56Hi, Ben.
13:57What do you think about my uniform?
14:01Hmm?
14:02It looks great.
14:10Let's go.
14:11Yeah, I know.
14:12You almost said she looks great.
14:13Right?
14:14I feel bad not saying anything, but what can I do?
14:16If you say she looks great, which she always does,
14:18it means she didn't look great before.
14:19Can't touch it?
14:20No.
14:21We'll have some time.
14:21We'll be trapped in the middle of a minefield.
14:26So, how have you been?
14:29I know you've been going through some stuff,
14:30doing some therapy with Dr. Vanderspiegel.
14:34Yeah, I'm okay.
14:35Thanks for asking.
14:37It's what friends are for.
14:38Hmm.
14:41Also, I noticed that you saw him three times last week,
14:43and the town health plan only covers two therapy sessions,
14:46so that one is going to be out of pocket.
14:51You are the Grinch.
14:53But the Grinch only comes at Christmas, so it can't be.
15:04What the hell is the Grinch dude arrested in you?
15:08Maybe sometimes the good in humans is hard to notice
15:11when you are next to them.
15:12Like staring at a distant star,
15:14you cannot see it when you look directly at it.
15:18Sheriff Mike was a good adversary,
15:20fair,
15:20and always smelled like a campfire.
15:28Hey, you are not the normal food guy.
15:31Budget cuts.
15:32He was laid off.
15:34I can't believe I'm meeting someone who lives on Earth.
15:37Big fan.
15:38I'm from Earth.
15:39Shut your moon hole, Moody.
15:41We took him before he was born.
15:43He doesn't count.
15:44Time to eat, Bridget.
15:47My name is Bruce.
15:48I picked it myself.
15:50After Earth's number one movie star,
15:53Bruce Dern.
15:55You are so lucky.
15:57I would do literally anything to go to Earth.
16:00Can I call you Harry?
16:02No, that's too much.
16:04We'll work up to that.
16:06I'm going to go now before I say something stupid.
16:08This is incredible.
16:09That alien wants to go to Earth.
16:13Now, don't blame him.
16:14I would like to go there, too.
16:15And he said he will do anything to get there.
16:21So would I.
16:22Harry, that great alien just said he'll do anything to go to Earth.
16:29And he has the keys to our cell.
16:35Yeah, I'm not following you.
16:38Hold on.
16:40I'm gathering my deal.
16:43What if we get that gray to help us get out of here?
16:50You're a genius.
16:52Try and keep up.
16:58He drew this one just as I described,
17:00but there is something in the deputy's eyes
17:01I do not remember seeing before.
17:04Is it strength?
17:10Maybe when beings know each other for a while,
17:12they can't help but see more good in them.
17:15Or maybe this lip balm is just fermenting.
17:17Fermenting.
17:29Liv.
17:30My God.
17:31You came back.
17:32I thought you forgot about me.
17:34You know I would never do that.
17:38Just took me a while to get the exact ingredients
17:41to make your favorite fried chicken.
17:48I had to go to six different stores.
17:50It smells delicious.
18:05I wish I had a stomach.
18:08That never gets easier to watch.
18:12I still haven't found anything online
18:14about how to put together a robot man,
18:17but I did find instructions for a Chinese robot dog.
18:23And maybe we can make the legs hinge the other way?
18:26Oh, thanks again, Liv.
18:28For everything.
18:29You've been a good friend.
18:31I remember that first day when my legs failed.
18:35I was told I thought I was done for.
18:37I should be thanking you.
18:40Hiking up and down the mountain a couple of times a day
18:42has been great exercise.
18:45I just wish that I could find out more
18:48about what happened to you
18:51and where the bullets came from that hit your legs.
18:55I'm sorry.
18:56I can't.
18:57Anything I tell you could put you in danger.
18:59And I don't want to do that especially to you.
19:03I just want to get better
19:06so I can go and find my son.
19:09Yeah.
19:14That hit the spot.
19:17Well, thank you for coming in, Mrs. Brown.
19:20I just wanted to follow up on some old call logs.
19:24So, last October, it says here
19:27that you reported a loud being
19:31in your backyard.
19:34How would you describe this being?
19:37Large?
19:39Small?
19:41Was it humanoid?
19:43I never said loud being.
19:46I said someone was being loud in my backyard.
19:50What are you covering up, Mrs. Brown?
19:54Nothing.
19:56You're only making this harder on yourself.
19:59Turns out it was my cousin going through my empties.
20:02She's a drunk.
20:03You know, I'm throwing you a safety line here
20:06and you're just throwing it right back.
20:08And I got news for you.
20:10You can't swim in those stupid hippie shoes.
20:15I think
20:18maybe you'll feel
20:20more comfortable
20:25if we have a little privacy.
20:27Actually, I feel less comfortable.
20:32It's just us now, Mrs. Brown.
20:37No, you're safe with me.
20:39Why is your fly open?
20:43No, uh, accident?
20:46Broken zipper?
20:47Uh, you can...
20:49Go.
20:52I always knew I would like the Earth.
20:55It's difficult these days
20:57to find a planet we have not infiltrated.
21:00This is, as the Earthlings say,
21:02a blank slate.
21:03I can find a mate and have offspring
21:05without any fear of another mantid
21:07getting in the way.
21:08He-he-he-he-he.
21:10Mmm.
21:10Looking good.
21:13Oh.
21:14I know.
21:16Plus, human jaws aren't strong enough
21:18for my mate to bite my head off.
21:21He-he-he-he.
21:22Yes, sir.
21:23I like it here a lot.
21:29Oh, hey.
21:30How are you feeling today?
21:32Pretty sexy, actually.
21:34Uh, cool.
21:36Look, I know you're still upset about Bridget.
21:41Um, it wouldn't hurt to talk to someone.
21:45There's a therapist in Braddock.
21:47You're supposed to be good.
21:48I put her name on your desk.
21:50Hmm.
21:51Perhaps she has the bone structure
21:53to contain a giant egg sack
21:54holding 300 mantid nymphs.
21:58I will give her a call.
22:01Good.
22:02Ugh, I think it's healthy
22:04to talk to someone.
22:05You know, to be honest,
22:07I don't know.
22:08I'm not 100% sure
22:09how I've been feeling these days.
22:11Ever since I was in space,
22:13I feel like I'm...
22:18not really here.
22:22I want to work.
22:23I should be working.
22:25I don't want to be
22:25sitting here in therapy every week.
22:28I mean, I'm the last bastion
22:29of civility and grace in this town.
22:31Not to mention power and good looks.
22:33But I can't be sheriff
22:34if I can't trust my brain.
22:36And I thought I saw an alien
22:37with my own eyes.
22:39Yes, but obviously,
22:41aliens do not exist.
22:44Trust.
22:46Exactly.
22:46See, a man just can't go around
22:49believing in just anything.
22:50There's got to be boundaries.
22:51The world is black and white.
22:53Right?
22:53It's like night and day.
22:55Salt and pepper.
22:57You and me.
22:59And I am the white one.
23:01Very much so.
23:03Black and white, Doc.
23:04There is no gray.
23:06Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:08Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:11I'm sorry.
23:12I thought you told a joke.
23:14That radiation poison.
23:16That's where it's got to be.
23:18Mmm, his head looks so delicious.
23:20It would be easy to just lean over
23:22and nibble it off at that juicy neck.
23:24But it would draw too much attention
23:26and I'd have to switch to another body.
23:28And I like living in Harry's cabin.
23:30He has a great barbecue
23:31and a kick-ass view of the lake.
23:33Maybe next time I go to Jessup for a head,
23:36I'll take it home and grill it up.
23:38You see what I'm saying?
23:40Of course.
23:42But the most, uh, important thing to remember
23:45is that aliens are not real.
23:51Have you ever grilled with fennel?
23:55Hmm?
23:58Here we go.
24:01Where did you go?
24:03I was applying for Santa's job.
24:05He's not gonna live on that diet forever.
24:07We talked about this.
24:09You're not supposed to take the baby out.
24:10What if you see someone you know?
24:12Oh, what, this baby?
24:13It's my cousin's kid.
24:15She had to go to Michigan for a work opportunity.
24:17It's really sad.
24:18Her husband, Brad, died just after the baby was born.
24:22Hemophagocytic lymphohistiositosis.
24:24Yeah, I know, it's a mouthful.
24:25It's just really sad.
24:26I'm trying to do everything I can to help out.
24:29Oh.
24:30So, who is that?
24:31Oh, that's her.
24:32Hey.
24:34Sure, sure.
24:35Yeah.
24:35She's fine.
24:36One sec.
24:37She has to hear Colette cooing on the owl or else freaks out.
24:41Well, if you memorized lymphohistiositosis,
24:43then how could anything go wrong?
24:45Look, I know none of this is perfect.
24:47The truth is, we don't know what's going on
24:49at Ben and Kate's house.
24:50What we need...
24:55is information.
24:57Wait, is that Ben's living room?
25:00Yeah.
25:01The outdoor cameras I set up
25:02weren't catching any alien activity,
25:04so I invited myself for dinner
25:05and set up indoor cameras.
25:07Indoor cameras.
25:08Cool.
25:09So we went from pretty illegal
25:11to really illegal.
25:13I mean...
25:15Yeah.
25:16He is the mayor,
25:18so he's part of the government,
25:20which means they've been spying on us for years.
25:24All right.
25:25The greys show up looking for her?
25:26We'll see them.
25:26Plus, it has 24-hour continuous recording,
25:29so we don't have to sit here and watch all day,
25:30which I do not recommend
25:32because after work,
25:33Ben likes to come home
25:34and take the lint out of his toes.
25:37Oh, yes.
25:3859 cried to save one?
25:40Isn't it cute?
25:41But we're not too attached to the baby?
25:43No.
25:44No, we are not.
25:45And you mean Daisy.
25:48Is it possible that there are some humans
25:50I actually cared about
25:51even when I was on Earth?
25:53Human connection is powerful.
25:55Maybe some humans are so afraid of it
25:57they pretend it isn't happening.
25:59Her hair should be red,
26:01but not a red you find in nature,
26:02only in toys.
26:04Shh.
26:04Bruce is coming.
26:05Just talk about how amazing Earth is.
26:08Hello, Harry.
26:10Moony.
26:11Harry, I brought you very special cookies.
26:15We abducted an entire Girl Scout troop last night
26:18just for these.
26:22Harry's been so busy
26:25talking about Earth.
26:28He doesn't have time to eat cookies.
26:31Oh, no.
26:32I have time.
26:33Earth?
26:34I want to hear everything.
26:36Go ahead, Harry.
26:37Tell Bruce how amazing Earth is.
26:40I do not like these.
26:43Bridget, would you like to have a cookie?
26:47I would do anything to visit Earth.
26:50It has been my dream my whole life.
26:53Bruce, I have an idea.
26:55If you let us out of here,
26:56maybe Harry would bring you to Earth with us.
27:01Really?
27:01Oh, I couldn't impose.
27:03The last thing I want to do
27:05is step on Harry's toes.
27:07He's leaving.
27:09Oh!
27:11Hey, Bruce!
27:12Um, if you let us out of here,
27:16we will take you to Earth with us.
27:18Don't lie to a Grey.
27:19We can tell.
27:21Okay, I can't tell.
27:22Are you lying?
27:24I'm serious.
27:25Hot diggity!
27:27Is that right?
27:29Oh, remember.
27:30If any of my expressions are outdated,
27:32please tell me.
27:33That one is 100% fresh.
27:35Can we get to the escape ships
27:37without anyone seeing us?
27:38Don't worry.
27:39The guards are on strike.
27:41Oh, power to the people.
27:44Stick it to the man.
27:45The grey man.
27:46The grey people.
27:48Yeah, we should go.
28:00Happy spring, ladies.
28:02Better iron those summer skirts.
28:04Warm weather is right around the corner.
28:07And I'm not saying that only women have to iron.
28:10You know, men can iron, too.
28:11Everyone is the same.
28:13Anyone can do anything.
28:14Ah.
28:32Hun, hun.
28:33Are you, uh, are you still getting your hair done?
28:36Will you sit tight?
28:37I have eyes on Joseph.
28:40Yes, the-the alien Joseph.
28:45Ah, damn it.
28:50I think it's him.
28:54Yes, it's him.
28:56A suspect wearing a black jacket
28:59with a red umbrella holding flowers.
29:00He is currently directly on my 6th.
29:03And the situation is still unfolding,
29:04but it is very dangerous.
29:06So for right now, just stay...
29:11in the salon.
29:12Where is my baby?
29:18Get off of me!
29:21Oh, my God.
29:21I-I thought you were someone else.
29:24Oh, wait, wait, go.
29:26She might be a shapeshifter.
29:28I read about them.
29:29That's why she has the umbrella
29:30and the-the flowers.
29:32A nice, handsome man gave them to me.
29:35Oh.
29:36It's not illegal to be kind now.
29:38I-I-Is it?
29:39I am so sorry.
29:45You'll be hearing from my attorney.
29:48Really sorry.
29:50Again.
29:52Is it okay?
29:53She was probably gonna sue me anyway.
29:58We're almost at the cabin.
29:59Time to get ready.
30:08I'm ready.
30:12Wait, what is that?
30:14I made it myself.
30:16Made entirely of natural ingredients.
30:18It delivers one gallon of mantid spray in one minute.
30:22Manticide.
30:22Patent pending.
30:23But I'm the alien tracker.
30:26I'm the one that's supposed to have the weapons.
30:30Well, you don't.
30:32Harry took your taser, remember?
30:33Do you have one of those for me?
30:35No.
30:36I assumed we were both developing advanced anti-alien biological weaponry
30:40that is both highly effective
30:41and has zero impact on humans and the water table.
30:49I'm gonna sharpen this stick.
31:00Don't scream.
31:01Jesus!
31:02You scared me.
31:04I am here to give you important information.
31:07By hiding in my car with a Richard Nixon mask on?
31:10I almost shot you.
31:12And also almost peed myself.
31:16One of those still might happen.
31:17Joseph the alien is back in town.
31:19What?
31:20Did you see him?
31:21Face forward.
31:22You don't ask the questions.
31:23I ask the questions.
31:25Fine.
31:26Go ahead.
31:29Go ahead what?
31:30Ask a question?
31:31I don't have a question.
31:33I'm just telling you that Joseph is here.
31:36I saw him myself.
31:37It is your job as town constable to arrest him.
31:41Do you think constable is the word they used for police during the 1970s?
31:45I said you don't ask the questions.
31:47You can use any resource you need to pursue this person.
31:51Well, the mayor has to sign off on that.
31:53The mayor can't be involved in this.
31:54You're simply using your discretionary budget to investigate a tip from an anonymous citizen.
32:00This meeting is over.
32:07Please turn off the child lock.
32:15Ding dong.
32:22Yeah, her husband, Brad, passed away right before the baby was born.
32:28Hemophagocytic lymphohistiocytosis.
32:30I know it's a mouthful.
32:31You should really not let the baby's feet point out like that.
32:36If they grow that way, she might turn out to be, like, a ballet dancer.
32:40What's wrong with ballet?
32:41It's just, like, so, like...
32:45You know?
32:46Yeah.
32:50We've got a problem.
32:52Joseph is back in town.
32:56Joseph, Joseph?
32:59Yeah.
33:00Yeah, look, I know you're going through some things, but you have to come back to work.
33:05I need your help to track him down.
33:07Joseph ain't my problem anymore.
33:09Hell, as far as I know, he don't even exist.
33:11I hallucinated him, too.
33:13And why are you wearing civilian clothes?
33:16That's...
33:16That's all you have to say to me?
33:19The town needs you.
33:20I need you.
33:22Joseph almost killed us, and you didn't hallucinate anything.
33:25You saw an alien.
33:28You know Joseph is an alien.
33:29Accept it, and get over it, and come back so we can figure things out.
33:34You want to know why I am wearing civilian clothes at work?
33:37Because I refuse to wear a uniform that's too big for me
33:40just because my boss is too blind to see what's right in front of him.
33:45Oh, come on.
33:55I need you to take her out back.
34:14Don't let anybody see you.
34:15Yes, affirmative.
34:16I'm on it.
34:17It's that.
34:17Yep.
34:18Go, go, go.
34:19Go.
34:19Oh, oh, oh.
34:22Do you want me to breastfeed her?
34:25Probably not, right?
34:26No.
34:26Okay.
34:27Wait, could you?
34:28How do you think Kevin gets such a smooth skin?
34:30Oh, yeah, just...
34:34Well, hello, my two favorite people.
34:36Hey.
34:37Need a drink?
34:38I sure as hell do.
34:40Mmm.
34:43What can I get you?
34:54I don't mean to bug you or bugger you.
34:58Baby got thorax.
35:01Oh, you are no lady.
35:03Harry?
35:03Hello?
35:05Hi.
35:06Hasta!
35:07My friend, how are you?
35:09I was worried that maybe I shouldn't just show up.
35:12Ah, I brought pizza.
35:14Oh.
35:15I feel like it's been so long since we've had a chance to really hang out.
35:18I was going to avoid mating with a local human, but she is clearly attracted to me.
35:24This would speed up my hunt for a mate.
35:26I'm not hungry right now.
35:28Even though your head looks delicious.
35:31Oh, not even for pizza.
35:33Okay, then.
35:34Let's just sit and catch up.
35:41This is nice.
35:43I was trying to give you space because I know you're still dealing with losing Bridget.
35:47I can only imagine how hard that is.
35:52Well, I think I need to talk to someone.
35:54I've been feeling a little lost.
35:58Just, we were on that ship, in space, and the moon was, not the moon, but it is the moon.
36:06And so every time I look at the moon, now I can't look at the moon the same way.
36:09I left a little part of myself up there, or something.
36:12I just, just that.
36:18Oh.
36:18But I'd like to get to know you.
36:21Yes, I would.
36:22But I'd like to get to know you.
36:25If I could.
36:26But I'd like to get to know you.
36:28I'm searching all around.
36:31Just let's not be answered.
36:38Oh, no, thank you.
36:41Mm-mm.
36:42Oh, God.
36:43Should you be smoking so much?
36:47I, I, I know you're upset about Bridget, but you are supposed to be a doctor, remember?
36:51People have already complained about you touching the white parts of their band-aids.
36:54You are showing affection for me.
36:57Well, yeah.
36:58You know, you're one of my closest friends.
36:59You know I love you.
37:04What are you doing?
37:08Oh, God.
37:09Do I smell?
37:10You are ovulating.
37:14It's me.
37:17Oh, no.
37:18Oh, God.
37:19Okay.
37:20Wow.
37:20Time flies.
37:21I, I gotta go.
37:22I gotta go to work.
37:23This has been a lot of fun.
37:25Bye.
37:33Oh.
37:35What are you doing here?
37:36Also, what the hell is going on with Harry?
37:39Oh, hello, Asta.
37:40Or should I say the alien sympathizer?
37:43What are you talking about?
37:44We know you're working for the mantid.
37:47The who?
37:48She said the mantid.
37:52Too bad, Asta.
37:54Now I'm going to have to kill you, too.
37:57Okay.
37:58Maybe she's not working for the mantid.
38:14If you try grabbing that, and if you try to escape, I will have to kill you before I eat
38:22you.
38:23And I'd rather eat you alive.
38:26Humans go bad so quickly.
38:28Don't you dare touch them.
38:29And what the hell have you done with Harry?
38:31Don't worry about Harry.
38:34Harry is very far away.
38:37And after I eat you three, no one else will ever have any idea that I'm not really him.
38:45This is some bullshit.
38:46Go ahead.
38:47Eat us.
38:48Mantids only eat heads.
38:49They'll find our bodies and know you did it.
38:51Correction.
38:53Mantids can eat bodies.
38:56We just prefer the heads is the best part.
39:00It's like eating off the top of a cupcake.
39:02I like the bottom of the cupcake more than the top.
39:05So weird.
39:08Harry!
39:11Tung-tung!
39:13You escaped.
39:16I'm impressed.
39:17Because I am smarter than you, and I'm stronger than you, and son of a bitch!
39:21Is that pepperoni?
39:24Why did you call that guy Harry?
39:26Because he's Harry.
39:34No, he's not.
39:36He's just a guy.
39:39I'm tempted to kill you in my human form.
39:43But alien to alien, this will be much more fun.
39:57I'm gonna need a minute.
39:58Bridget!
40:01Kill that sumbitch.
40:09Disappointed?
40:10Why don't you take a rest?
40:13I got this.
40:21Harry, did you lose your alien powers?
40:23No!
40:24I'm a little bit jet-lagged.
40:32I guess I'll be eating all four of you, then.
40:37I'm going to need some more ketchup.
40:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
40:41no!
40:42Try to catch up to this bug.
40:44Run!
40:46Costa, you are driving!
40:51Go, go, go!
40:53Stop doing me how to drive!
40:55Humans already live in a prison.
40:58A prison they create for themselves.
41:04A prison of beliefs that hold them back
41:06from being the best version of who they are.
41:13Hi, sir.
41:16Nice to have you back.
41:34There are a million things in this world
41:36that keep humans from moving forward.
42:09I don't have her.
42:13I don't know.
42:16No.
42:19I don't know.
42:27We'll take good care of her.
42:32Lay me down.
42:33Sometimes it just takes a little faith in others to help you.
42:36Sorrow sink like stone.
42:39And faith in yourself for having the strength to make your life
42:42what you want it to be.
42:44I'm gonna bust out of town.
42:48For my soul is weak.
42:49I can't see past the clouds.
42:50But sometimes those prison walls are so high
42:52it is impossible to escape.
42:56Especially when the prison you are in
42:58is the hunk of skin and blood keeping you alive.
43:03For my soul is weak.
43:06I can't see past the clouds.
43:39I can't see past the clouds beyond www.
43:40Bill.
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