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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:25Eat or be eaten.
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00:01:01but that's it look man that's all your stuff's worth bring booze or meds next time they get you
00:01:17i have to make this last all week
00:01:28last item of the day boys two lovely sisters
00:01:53early 20s healthy strong enough to work young enough to bed children
00:02:08what the hell seriously who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now
00:02:16exactly just an ungrateful mouth to feed half the time they don't even work god forbid you
00:02:23knock them up then you fuck forever
00:02:30if no one else is bidding maybe i have a chance to save them
00:02:35but even if i did we would just starve to death
00:02:40this world sucks look at that skin and those tints
00:02:46when's the last time in you ever fucked something that good eh
00:02:50limited time offer boys two for one place those bids
00:02:57i was the daughter of the richest family in the city
00:03:00now i'm being sold as a bundle deal
00:03:02i swear i could kill every one of those creeps
00:03:14suitable host detected system activation complete rescue mission required
00:03:19what the hell is this am i the only one seeing this
00:03:25this system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization
00:03:30this thing is alien tech
00:03:31its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse
00:03:41preserve humanity
00:03:45compatible partner confirmed rescue required to initiate binding
00:03:49time remaining three minutes failure will result in host death
00:04:01it won't come off
00:04:04wait is that why that guy's arm was gray
00:04:07he failed to do with the system ask
00:04:10what do i do now
00:04:28easy gentlemen this blade cuts everyone the same
00:04:34you want these girls you're gonna have to bid like everyone else
00:04:41he didn't attack us
00:04:44he's not like the others
00:04:46guns still existed i'd already have those girls
00:04:50the warhead white top guns that knife wouldn't mean shit
00:04:58i'm not staying for this stupid ass auction
00:05:01wait wait wait
00:05:02what if we buy him
00:05:03have our uh
00:05:05gun
00:05:06gun
00:05:06and then sell them off
00:05:08what if they die
00:05:10well then we sell them cheap
00:05:15what works for me
00:05:16all right
00:05:18one
00:05:19can
00:05:19of
00:05:20food
00:05:21who's gonna beat that
00:05:29no
00:05:31i can't let this happen
00:05:32if i don't stop it
00:05:34i'll die
00:05:40one can
00:05:44and
00:05:44and a bar of chocolate
00:05:52arthur
00:05:52who's girls
00:05:53are mine
00:05:54don't you dare
00:05:56get in my way
00:05:58easy
00:05:58gentlemen
00:05:59the ladies are watching
00:06:01let's keep it civil now
00:06:06all right
00:06:07you want to play
00:06:10i'll show you what you're up against
00:06:14two cans
00:06:15two cans
00:06:20looks like jack's feeling generous
00:06:23it's the same asshole since high school
00:06:25the world's falling apart and they're still trying to screw me over
00:06:29what's wrong trash rat
00:06:30you scared
00:06:31come on
00:06:32show us what you got
00:06:39host death
00:06:40in 30 seconds
00:06:42shit
00:06:43i can't let jack get his hands on the girls
00:06:49last game
00:06:50you're not getting your hands on those girls jack
00:06:52i'm not gonna let that happen
00:06:55he's not doing this for himself
00:06:58is he trying to save us
00:07:03spouse affection increase detected
00:07:05reward granted
00:07:07item issued
00:07:0820 cans of meat
00:07:1020 cans of produce
00:07:1220 units of purified water
00:07:28holy shit
00:07:29this is a lot of food
00:07:31i could live off this for months
00:07:34oh too bad
00:07:35looks like
00:07:36looks like you're out of beds
00:07:38dude really thought he was a freaking hero
00:07:40what a joke
00:07:42you think you can compete with me
00:07:45over women
00:07:46come on
00:07:47you've been a loser since high school
00:07:49money
00:07:50girls
00:07:51whatever it is
00:07:52i always get there first
00:08:01oh yeah
00:08:04well how about this
00:08:29how the hell did he get all those cans
00:08:30no way
00:08:31i saw him trade for two cans
00:08:33and a candy bar
00:08:34whatever he bids
00:08:36i bid in one more can
00:08:39so
00:08:41are you bidding
00:08:42all right
00:08:46if no one else is bidding
00:08:48looks like these sisters
00:08:49are gonna go to our friend here
00:08:51going once
00:08:54going twice
00:08:57sold
00:09:11rescue and host binding complete
00:09:13increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards
00:09:31i saved two girls and one of the best to try
00:09:36but you know that i'm the winner till the day i die
00:09:44i saved two girls and beat jack
00:09:48this system is insane
00:09:54next time i see you
00:09:55i won't be taking just your rash
00:10:22we'll head back to my place but it's a bit of a walk from here
00:10:41compatible spouse detested
00:10:43rescue required for binding failure to complete will result in post death time to complete two minutes
00:10:49this again in only two minutes
00:10:53told you i knew billy was hoarding himself a girl
00:10:56i know where billy keeps his goods i can take you there
00:10:59would you why don't we take care of his goods of your first just had two women taken away from
00:11:04me
00:11:04i am pissed
00:11:06i am pissed
00:11:07and you're gonna help
00:11:19stay here
00:11:21you are gonna help me work that anger out
00:11:37arthur you again you're fucking dead i'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces
00:11:43and beat you to this drain
00:11:44stay back
00:11:47really a bottle of water
00:11:55molotov
00:12:07shit that was my only molotov
00:12:1445 seconds remaining until host death
00:12:22where did you even get that
00:12:24i sent the gas from a wrecked car just to scare him off
00:12:26what so what do we do now
00:12:29god i'll need to bluff now
00:12:30take one more step and i'll burn this whole place to the ground
00:12:34god damn it arthur
00:12:35you already have two of them you gotta take her too
00:12:38post death in 20 seconds
00:12:44fuck why won't they back off
00:12:55arthur you're dead you hear me i'm dead
00:12:59this is not over
00:13:00i'll catch you later pretty girl
00:13:13come on let's go go go
00:13:22thank you
00:13:23you saved my life
00:13:25rescue mission complete
00:13:28partner count increased
00:13:29current total
00:13:30three
00:13:30affection metrics
00:13:32mary 15
00:13:34karen 10
00:13:37susan 10
00:13:42maybe i can trust this guy
00:13:44rough around the edges
00:13:46but he's got guts
00:13:48spells affection levels increased
00:13:50rewards issued
00:13:51medicine 10 units
00:13:532 mp5 submachine guns
00:13:554 clips of ammunition
00:13:5650 rounds each
00:13:58items can be retrieved at any time
00:14:00two rifles
00:14:01but guns are extinct
00:14:02and now i've got two
00:14:04food meds weapons
00:14:06i might actually be the apex
00:14:20swipe up
00:14:241 to 150
00:14:27hope you don't
00:14:34go go
00:14:37Are you kidding? How can this Chewbox fit whole four of us?
00:14:40I don't mind at all. You saved us.
00:14:44It's more than enough.
00:14:46We can clean the place up a bit. It's gonna be fine.
00:14:52I'm Arthur Morgan. You are...
00:14:55I'm Karen Linton, and this is my little sister.
00:15:00We survived one of the battles and then got caught.
00:15:04I'm Mary.
00:15:13Really? None of you know who I am?
00:15:18I'm a Hollywood star!
00:15:21Who?
00:15:22Country pumpkins.
00:15:24I was supposed to escape with my dad, but he left without me, so I got caught right after.
00:15:31Well, from now on, where are your wives?
00:15:35I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:15:38Hey, let's just eat something first. Make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:15:44I'll help.
00:15:45Okay. Right.
00:15:48Damn, she really knows how to butter people up.
00:15:52Great. He probably thinks I'm a pain.
00:15:55Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
00:15:59But me? Marry some trash scavenging loser? Hell no!
00:16:03Alright, we'll start with chicken soup. About half a gallon.
00:16:06I'm just gonna fill this up to that line right there.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:11Okay.
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:17Okay.
00:16:23Okay.
00:16:24How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:16:33Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:40Well, what were you saying?
00:16:54Nothing. Just...
00:16:57I don't want you overdoing it. I got it.
00:17:02It's fine.
00:17:04You cut us out of that auction.
00:17:07So I'm your wife now.
00:17:10I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:17:14Anything to make you happy.
00:17:41She's cute.
00:17:42I got it, okay? Let me help.
00:17:46Right there.
00:17:52You didn't just save me.
00:17:56You gave me food.
00:17:58A place to stay.
00:18:00If I could stay here the rest of my life, that would make me really happy.
00:18:18Damn.
00:18:20This system is...
00:18:22For real.
00:18:36I just finished cleaning the living room.
00:18:39Wow.
00:18:41She moves fast.
00:18:43Cute.
00:18:44But charm?
00:18:45That's my lane.
00:18:48Okay.
00:18:49Dinner will be ready shortly.
00:18:53Oh!
00:18:56Oh no.
00:18:58I think I twisted my ankle.
00:18:59Arthur, honey, could you please hold me?
00:19:01I don't think I can stand.
00:19:03Here, come try to stand.
00:19:05My legs feel really weak right now.
00:19:07It's a good thing you caught me.
00:19:10You're so strong.
00:19:12Makes me feel safe.
00:19:15Honestly, I'm kinda looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
00:19:19Bye.
00:19:30Babe, you should sleep with me tonight.
00:19:33I can keep you warm.
00:19:35Give you a massage.
00:19:41Maybe even...
00:19:44Why don't we make things a little more interesting and...
00:19:47And...
00:19:47See who Arthur chooses.
00:19:51Back in school, all the girls would call me a loser.
00:19:55Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:20:10Uh...
00:20:10Did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:13No.
00:20:14No, nothing.
00:20:15It was just really...
00:20:16Odd in there.
00:20:20Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:20:28If you didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever.
00:20:35I need to raise their affection levels.
00:20:38So...
00:20:38It isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:20:42And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food.
00:20:49Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:20:52This is delicious.
00:21:09Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:12No, I am.
00:21:14It's just...
00:21:15It's really hot in here.
00:21:17No, no, no.
00:21:18No, no.
00:21:34No, no.
00:21:37I'm sorry.
00:21:40Sorry.
00:21:44Susan, what do you think you're doing?
00:21:46Just giving our husband a little massage.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:52Oh wow, you must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:21:57Maybe you need to lie down.
00:21:58I could help you relax.
00:22:00Great idea.
00:22:02I'll help too.
00:22:10If I don't make a move, am I going to get kicked out?
00:22:30It's just a massage, that's all.
00:22:33Whatever you face in the wall, now I try and I regret all of the hurt I have, cause I'm
00:22:49no angel.
00:22:51This is too good to be true.
00:22:55Did you guys hear that?
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07Forget the massage, we need to find a bigger place, like, now.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:19Alright, there should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:27Okay.
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:33I'm okay, though.
00:23:34I should probably stay home and rest.
00:23:36But you go on without me.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41But if you hear a sound, you lock the door, and you stay quiet, alright?
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:56You're not going to leave me, right?
00:24:02I'm going to come right back.
00:24:04I won't abandon my girls.
00:24:09Okay, babe.
00:24:11I'll wait for you.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:26That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:24:32Three women waiting on her, and more food than the rest of us combine.
00:24:35And then we take it.
00:24:40All of it.
00:24:54Arthur?
00:24:55You're back already?
00:25:17Well, well, well.
00:25:20Look at you.
00:25:23You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:25:38Good.
00:25:39Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:25:41At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:25:46Arthur!
00:25:47Something's wrong!
00:25:50Mary?
00:25:51Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary!
00:25:56Arthur, there's a note over here.
00:26:00Your woman is in my hands.
00:26:03Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse, if you want her back.
00:26:07It's Jack and his guys.
00:26:09I should have killed them when I had the chance.
00:26:11Searching by these footprints, there's at least seven or eight of them.
00:26:14They must have teamed up with another group.
00:26:15Those guys are animals.
00:26:17Mary, she might not have made it.
00:26:19No, no.
00:26:20No, Mary is alive.
00:26:22Right? There's no blood anywhere, and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:26:25That place is most definitely a trap.
00:26:27They're going to be waiting for us to walk right in.
00:26:30So what do we do?
00:26:40Now, both of you stay here.
00:26:42I'm going alone.
00:26:43Alone?
00:26:44Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless.
00:26:47You can't...
00:26:48Hey.
00:26:49Don't worry.
00:26:51I'm going to bring Mary back.
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon.
00:27:10Boss!
00:27:12Can't we have a little, uh, fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was right.
00:27:22Mary really is still alive.
00:27:24You promised Arthur would stay home.
00:27:26I don't trust him alone.
00:27:27Plus, my sister is in their hands.
00:27:38Stop thinking with your dick!
00:27:41Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:27:45Her ass is still alive.
00:27:46So we have to stay sharp.
00:27:49No.
00:27:51No.
00:27:56That's straight.
00:27:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:28:20Well, well, look who's here.
00:28:24And you even came alone.
00:28:26Did you come here to die?
00:28:27Or to give us some food?
00:28:30He's here because he's pussy whipped.
00:28:33Look at him.
00:28:35Horny fucking dog.
00:28:38Did you bring the stuff or not?
00:28:41I sure did.
00:28:44Oh, sir, don't do this for me.
00:28:45I'm not worth it.
00:28:46Shut up!
00:28:48This isn't your time to talk.
00:28:51Don't worry, Mary.
00:28:52I will get you out of here.
00:29:07So we can go hunting.
00:29:09I know a spot.
00:29:10Now, it's kind of isolated, a little bit far away, but I...
00:29:13Hey, hey, hey, hey, Tony.
00:29:17We good?
00:29:19What?
00:29:20I gave you the goods, you gave me the girl.
00:29:22That was the deal, right?
00:29:24What girl?
00:29:36So you chose the hard way.
00:29:42I gave you the supplies.
00:29:44Now you let Mary go.
00:29:46Anyone here see this idiot hand me anything?
00:29:49Nope.
00:29:49Never seen him before in my life.
00:29:52You heard him.
00:29:53Now beat it.
00:29:55Come on, guys.
00:29:57Let's be fair.
00:30:03Surround him.
00:30:13He is surrounded.
00:30:15We have to help him.
00:30:16Are you crazy?
00:30:18Look how many people there are.
00:30:23Oh, okay.
00:30:25All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:30:27I see what's going on here.
00:30:28I know what you guys are going to do.
00:30:30Be smart.
00:30:31Get the fuck out!
00:30:42I gave you a chance.
00:30:43I gave you a chance.
00:31:13real fucking gun how the fuck did he get a real gun there are more of us he can't have
00:31:18that many
00:31:18rounds yeah yeah with all the shots you fire you probably burned through half a mag already look i
00:31:22don't care how many bullets he's got we rush him together the first one to kill him gets his supplies
00:31:29and his girls
00:31:51come on keep betting your lives on my bullets
00:32:03don't move we're not done yet
00:32:13look i'm sorry okay i have nothing to do with this it is jack just it's all his fault
00:32:22he's lying i didn't do anything tony took your girls he's he stole your supplies
00:32:28don't shoot me don't shoot me we can talk this out
00:32:34he's
00:32:34don't you
00:32:34don't you
00:32:36don't you
00:32:49don't you
00:33:07i thought i was never gonna see you again i told you i'd come back
00:33:13hey what are you doing here i told you guys to stay home
00:33:15we were so worried about you i was so scared i thought you were gonna die
00:33:20oh really that's not what you were saying is that gonna go
00:33:23how was i supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun
00:33:27god that was so hard
00:33:28times are changing but i know where i'm going
00:33:33there's fire in my blood driving me home
00:33:36vows affection levels increased
00:33:39been broken and weak
00:33:43rewards delivered to residents
00:33:45purified water 20 liters
00:33:47canned meat 20 units
00:33:49milk 20 cartons
00:33:54come on let's go home
00:34:00as for you guys
00:34:05come here
00:34:11don't kill me
00:34:12please
00:34:13please we'll give you back everything shut up
00:34:18on your knees
00:34:22arthur man please
00:34:26please don't kill us man we're we're we're classmates right
00:34:32we'll work for you
00:34:33hands on the ground
00:34:54you remember this if you ever come near my wives again i'll shoot you in the skull
00:35:04get out of here
00:35:05get out of here
00:35:05ah now
00:35:16ladies
00:35:18let's have a feast tonight
00:35:19what for at our new home
00:35:23let's have a feast tonight
00:35:27affection metrics
00:35:29mary
00:35:3130
00:35:32karen
00:35:3215
00:35:34susan
00:35:3525
00:35:36human civilization continuation progress 33 percent
00:35:40civilization continuation
00:35:43primary objective
00:35:46host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization
00:35:51what happens when it reaches a hundred percent
00:35:54baitbag brought you a clean towel
00:35:56well i'll just see you here
00:35:58okay
00:36:00thanks
00:36:01please
00:36:01what's
00:36:02what's
00:36:03what's
00:36:10what's
00:36:14what's
00:36:16what's
00:36:16what's
00:36:24i'm
00:36:34Hey, what are you doing?
00:36:37Arthur, you saved me.
00:36:41Fed me, gave me shelter, risked everything to bring me back.
00:36:50I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:36:57And I don't really have a future in this world.
00:37:02Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:37:06I know what you're thinking, and I'm going to regret it.
00:37:13But I won't.
00:37:17I choose you.
00:37:23You wrap around your finger.
00:37:26You feel like a tiger.
00:37:29You need to tame.
00:37:32I'm hungry for your body.
00:37:34I'm ready for your game.
00:37:37You take the rest of me.
00:37:40Yes, you do.
00:37:43You take the rest of me.
00:37:46You get it, I'm a girl.
00:37:50You take the rest of me.
00:37:53Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:56Seems like my husband hasn't been able to unwind anyone.
00:38:00It's been a long weekend.
00:38:05I'll take good care.
00:38:24I'm hungry for your body.
00:38:28I'm ready for your game.
00:38:30You take the rest of me.
00:38:36You take the rest of me.
00:38:39You get it, I'm a girl.
00:38:43You take the rest of me.
00:38:46Yes, you do.
00:38:53Arthur.
00:38:54Jamie, don't stop.
00:38:58Please.
00:38:59Unbelievable.
00:39:01She actually made the first move.
00:39:04I won't be left behind.
00:39:06Arthur, I know how to make you feel good.
00:39:11Hold me tighter.
00:39:13Mom, you're driving me insane.
00:39:17Oh my God.
00:39:24Dammit.
00:39:25I want sex too.
00:39:27Oh my God.
00:39:28I want a man.
00:39:35Arthur.
00:39:38Arthur.
00:39:42You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang alone.
00:39:47And you lost all those supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had like two AK-47s.
00:39:53I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guys.
00:39:54Hello!
00:39:57If I had a gun, you three would have been corpse to shreddle with fucking bullets right now.
00:40:01Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but we still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:07Okay, best we can manage.
00:40:1043% alcohol.
00:40:16You lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:18Hmm, not bad.
00:40:2243%, huh?
00:40:24It'll do.
00:40:27We'd tell you we'll love this.
00:40:31As for Arthur, once I finalize a deal with the queen, I will bring her a man and go kill
00:40:38him myself.
00:40:50Spouse affection levels detected.
00:40:53Rewards issued.
00:40:54Gasoline.
00:40:5520 liters.
00:40:57Micro generators.
00:40:58Three units.
00:40:59Purified water.
00:41:0030 liters.
00:41:01Food.
00:41:0130 cans.
00:41:03Affection metrics.
00:41:04Mary.
00:41:0530.
00:41:05Increased to 50.
00:41:07Susan.
00:41:0735.
00:41:08And Karen.
00:41:0915.
00:41:10Increased to 60.
00:41:12Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:18Hey?
00:41:21Oh, no.
00:41:23He looks so hot.
00:41:25I can't help myself.
00:41:28I can't help myself.
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46Yeah, I'm fine.
00:41:49I'm going to go change and I'll come back out.
00:41:53Okay.
00:41:57Whew.
00:41:58That was close.
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation.
00:42:01What's wrong with her?
00:42:13What is this?
00:42:22I let go of...
00:42:28Basement?
00:42:31I knew something was off.
00:42:33A one-story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:35Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:40Let's go check it out.
00:42:54What the hell?
00:43:00It's gold.
00:43:01There's got to be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh?
00:43:05In this world, you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:16Now this...
00:43:19This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:30I mean, judging by the wood, they're at least free nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:34In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:38Cigarettes help with alcohol that's basically gold now.
00:43:41This looks like it used to be a real working cellar.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:48There have to be at least a hundred barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:5450 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:57Did you guys know a 12-year-old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:06Look at this much booze.
00:44:09We could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:44:11Make it ours.
00:44:14Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:18Cheers!
00:44:22And go!
00:44:24Go!
00:44:24Go!
00:44:25Go!
00:44:25Go!
00:44:26Go!
00:44:27Go!
00:44:27Go!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:30Go!
00:44:31Wait, it is pretty good, isn't it?
00:44:35Oh, yeah!
00:44:39Arthur.
00:44:41Here.
00:44:54Karen?
00:44:54What are you doing?
00:44:57Are you into women?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:01Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan!
00:45:07Stop!
00:45:13Karen!
00:45:14Karen, are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:27Hey!
00:45:30Hey.
00:45:31Hey!
00:45:31Hey!
00:45:31Hey!
00:45:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:45:49She's okay.
00:45:50She's just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:55She was drunk.
00:45:56She tried to force herself on you or something.
00:45:58No, she wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:46:01It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation?
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on.
00:46:09The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:46:14An unstable libido.
00:46:16Sometimes it spikes.
00:46:18Violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:23She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her.
00:46:30Tell me, I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen, she's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:46:37And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:43All right.
00:46:44Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:46And after that,
00:46:50I'll meet with the Queen.
00:47:06Looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09I'm going to trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Don't you stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:16Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so,
00:47:29does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say.
00:47:34She's a sadist.
00:47:35She toys men for fun.
00:47:37All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's going to be okay.
00:47:49I'll be right back.
00:47:54Okay.
00:48:18I'll be right back.
00:48:31So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze for adrenaline, 50 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me with some watered down garbage?
00:49:00You know how that is.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:08It's nothing like the watered down crap out there.
00:49:11I promise, you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny.
00:49:15The last guy who said that lost his tongue because I cut it out.
00:49:23Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:29Harder!
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:35You know, you might just barely qualify.
00:49:42That's my footrest.
00:49:45The end comes to us.
00:49:48You.
00:49:50Go try it.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait!
00:50:07I'll try it myself.
00:50:08I'll try it out.
00:50:14This better be real.
00:50:16Or you won't make it out of here alive.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:30That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:47That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:59I'm gonna bless you after all these years.
00:51:01Well, I never forgot about you, Raymond.
00:51:04Or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:51:17Arthur, didn't I tell you, when you are being bullied, you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first.
00:51:26But instead, you snitched on me to the deep.
00:51:30And now I'm suspended.
00:51:32You happy now, you piece of shit?
00:51:35You're all gonna pay for this.
00:51:40Arthur.
00:51:46Remember this place of yours.
00:51:49You stuck with the rest of your life.
00:51:59That bathroom character really stuck with you, huh?
00:52:05Now you're scamming us with fake boo?
00:52:07Yeah, that crap.
00:52:08We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:52:12It's the color of piss.
00:52:14How'd you brew them?
00:52:14With your own urine?
00:52:18Guys, guys.
00:52:20Queen Tilt.
00:52:21I heard you got a batch of adrenaline that's about to expire.
00:52:24So, I brought these two bottles.
00:52:27Assassin exchange.
00:52:30That's good.
00:52:54Strong.
00:52:56Before the war, this wouldn't even passed as premium.
00:53:03But now, it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline.
00:53:12And as for this fraud, since we're classmates, we could give them a quick, less painful death.
00:53:25And you.
00:53:26Now, how can you decide?
00:53:27You haven't even tried my booze.
00:53:29Wait tilly, why bother?
00:53:30I mean, just look at it.
00:53:32Cloudy as hell.
00:53:33God knows what kind of shit you dumped in there.
00:53:35I know him better than anyone.
00:53:37We went to high school together.
00:53:38He's always been shit.
00:53:40Yeah.
00:53:41Wait tilly, why bother?
00:53:41Enough!
00:53:44Fine.
00:53:44Fine.
00:53:45We'll do this properly.
00:53:47But he can drink it.
00:53:51I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:54:02Good boy.
00:54:10Naked Gods
00:54:11Oh!
00:54:15Oh!
00:54:19This is insane!
00:54:25It's a gift from God!
00:54:29He's not taking it.
00:54:30Did I mess up his sense of taste or what?
00:54:35What the hell? This guy can actually make booze?
00:54:38I have no idea. I mean, he is the guy that pulled a gun on us, so yeah, maybe?
00:54:45I approve whiskey.
00:54:53Burns.
00:55:06Blue flame. That only happens with hyperflicker.
00:55:10I want your whiskey. All of it. Everything that you have. Let me taste it.
00:55:16Sure, but I want the fresh adrenaline syringes first.
00:55:22Deal.
00:55:27Oh, yeah. That's it.
00:55:29I never thought I'd taste anything like this again.
00:55:32Green Tilly.
00:55:34Maybe we should talk about what comes next.
00:55:42Yeah, we should.
00:55:45Beat it.
00:55:46All three of you.
00:55:48And take your cheap garbage with you.
00:55:50Arthur, please, just give us...
00:55:52Do us a favor.
00:55:53Give us a little bit of adrenaline, please.
00:55:55A little bit. We'll do anything you want.
00:56:00Anything?
00:56:01Yes. Anything.
00:56:06I want you to drink his piss.
00:56:11Arthur, don't be a fucking jerk, man.
00:56:13We've known each other since school.
00:56:14Yeah.
00:56:15Yeah, we did. And look where that got you.
00:56:18Are you serious right now?
00:56:19Queen Tilly, I think it's time to...
00:56:21Send them out.
00:56:29You fucking touched me.
00:56:30Hey!
00:56:32This isn't over, Arthur!
00:56:34I'll make you pay for it. I will, I swear!
00:56:36A man who can make liquor like this?
00:56:40I need to keep him close.
00:56:42Queen Tilly.
00:56:44Now, aside from the adrenaline,
00:56:46I'd like to start a business in the wasteland.
00:56:49With your approval.
00:56:51Hm.
00:56:51Your whiskey bought you a place here.
00:56:54Call me Tilly.
00:56:56And whatever business you run,
00:56:59I take 80%.
00:57:0180?
00:57:02Oh, come on. That's insane.
00:57:04Too much?
00:57:05Well, there is one way that we can waive it.
00:57:10And what might that be?
00:57:16Be my husband.
00:57:25Plenty of toys here.
00:57:28Pick one.
00:57:30We have time.
00:57:41You know, maybe I can work with 80%.
00:57:44Shut up!
00:57:46I am tired of the same boring games.
00:57:50I want to try something different.
00:57:55I'll be the masochist.
00:57:57And you be the sadist.
00:58:03No need to run.
00:58:06No need to hide.
00:58:12As long as young.
00:58:14All the money gets saved.
00:58:17Compatible spouse detected.
00:58:19Rescue required.
00:58:21Subject must be claimed as spouse.
00:58:24Failure will initiate host death.
00:58:26Oh, come on.
00:58:27What?
00:58:38Here.
00:58:40Call me on this.
00:58:42From now on, your taxes are waived.
00:58:45And as long as you remain in Wasteland City,
00:58:48no one will mess with you ever again.
00:58:51All right, I'll contact you the day after tomorrow and arrange delivery of the 50 bars.
00:58:57Hmm.
00:58:58No need.
00:58:59I'll come myself.
00:59:01With my people.
00:59:03I hear that you have three wives.
00:59:06I want to meet them.
00:59:09See what kind of women, besides me, keep you interested.
00:59:18Why do I feel like a male escort?
00:59:21New spouse registered.
00:59:23Reward issued.
00:59:24Anti-radiation serum.
00:59:26Motorcycle.
00:59:27Anti-radiation serum?
00:59:29And a new motorcycle?
00:59:32Spouse's life signal critical.
00:59:34Immediate treatment required.
00:59:35The Devil in disguise.
00:59:41The Devil in disguise.
00:59:46Come on!
00:59:58Karen, hold on.
01:00:02Come here!
01:00:04Help me!
01:00:05Let her go!
01:00:06Help me!
01:00:19None of you are men!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:34Karen, stop!
01:01:02Karen, stop!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:05Karen, stop!
01:01:11I can't hold her much longer. Maybe just give her what she wants.
01:01:15What if I could? Look at me. I can't get hard like this.
01:01:39Oh, my God. Hey. Karen. She's operating.
01:01:47What? What? Karen. Karen. No, no. Come on.
01:01:53Warning. Spouse life signal critical. If spouse death is confirmed, post-death protocol will initiate.
01:02:00No, Karen. Come on. Come on. Come on, Karen. Stay with me. Come on. Come on. Stay with me. Come
01:02:07on, Karen.
01:02:09Why is this happening? I already gave her the adrenaline. Come on.
01:02:14Karen, wake up.
01:02:16Spouse life status. Karen, 0%. Post-death in 10 seconds.
01:02:23Midbox. Midbox. Come on, Karen. I'm not going to lose you.
01:02:27I'm out of options. Please let this work.
01:02:30Come on, Karen. I'm not going to lose you.
01:02:34Stay with me.
01:02:36Karen.
01:02:49Come on, Karen.
01:03:00Come on, Karen.
01:03:02Come on, Karen.
01:03:03Come on, Karen.
01:03:05Come on, Karen.
01:03:06You're not going to lose you.
01:03:06I'm okay! You're okay! Oh my god! Oh my god!
01:03:13Griffin! I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
01:03:17Are you okay? I'm fine.
01:03:19Yeah. I'm okay.
01:03:23You're okay. You're still with us.
01:03:28Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:03:33I'm normal now.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation. It actually worked.
01:03:45Sproul's affection levels increased. Rewards issued. Formal dresses. Three sets.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey. Barrel aged. Free samples.
01:04:15Where did he get a gun? Free samples?
01:04:19This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:04:22We're trying to find out. One sample per person.
01:04:34Hey Burns.
01:04:36This is everything I have. Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Skid rocks!
01:04:50Oh no! I grabbed it first!
01:04:52Go! Go!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste...
01:05:09Line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:27Used to be Special Forces. Army Ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:34Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine?
01:05:39That will prove useful.
01:05:44From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell for that.
01:05:52I laid down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10I asked for you guys.
01:06:12I need salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone.
01:06:16Spread out.
01:06:18Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%? You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:25Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure all are looking up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:39Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing.
01:07:24Need I ask.
01:07:25He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:37Counts on boss.
01:07:39We're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress.
01:07:4747%.
01:07:48So building a faction increases the civilization progress ball.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:07System hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:09I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:12Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21Babe.
01:08:22We should shower.
01:08:24Together.
01:08:25Arthur.
01:08:26Here.
01:08:27My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:32Hey.
01:08:33Me first.
01:08:35Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:38Dangerous.
01:08:39Dangerous.
01:08:40It's getting dangerous and dangerous.
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us.
01:08:49It saves water.
01:09:06Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:10We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on boys.
01:09:16Payday.
01:09:17Doing the Queen's work.
01:09:19Come on boys.
01:09:20Get that money.
01:09:20Doing Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:27Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:28We're good.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:30So.
01:09:32What's going on?
01:09:34These guys are trying to rob us boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:48You got to pay 80%.
01:09:50Now didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:53Here.
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't know your thing.
01:09:59How dare you call her by her first name.
01:10:02You must have a death wish.
01:10:04You must have a death wish.
01:10:08Oh.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28She's Tilly Jackson, the goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:37First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:44How dare you.
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the Queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish her.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The Queen put me in charge.
01:10:57And I'm gonna charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:11:04You fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:12Ha.
01:11:13That batch was for Tilly.
01:11:15This is gonna be fun.
01:11:22Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the Queen first?
01:11:27I'm not gonna...
01:11:28I'm not gonna take up her precious time.
01:11:31The Queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:36She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are...
01:11:45the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross,
01:11:50you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Ha.
01:11:58Are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:03All right.
01:12:04Raymond, Frank.
01:12:05I got this.
01:12:06Look, I get it.
01:12:08I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:12:12Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:12:14Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:12:16The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now,
01:12:23or I'm gonna have my horny boys back here.
01:12:26Fuck up your cheap sluts, and I'm gonna make you watch.
01:12:33All right, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:37Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:12:49You really wanna follow him?
01:12:51Oh, so he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous to think his women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose.
01:13:02But remember this.
01:13:04Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:13:08All right, you got three seconds to decide.
01:13:13Either you stand with this guy, or you won't survive the Wasteland.
01:13:19Three.
01:13:21Two.
01:13:24One.
01:13:30Oh.
01:13:36I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:40See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:44Doesn't matter how many supplies you have,
01:13:47you're still worthless.
01:13:50Now you got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:13:56and you ask for forgiveness,
01:13:58and then you give a hundred barrels.
01:14:02Or option two.
01:14:04You let me screw those three girls.
01:14:09Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:13That's gonna be a bargain for you.
01:14:15You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:18I haven't even asked them to drink piss.
01:14:21Yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:25Why doesn't her husband just shoot her?
01:14:27It'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the Wasteland is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45Nuclear full out left us with nothing.
01:14:47Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets, I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:15So, you made up your mind, you?
01:15:17You gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously he's setting the chairs.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34The third option? Fuck off! You have no right to negotiate!
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:15:40Get him!
01:15:46That's Queen 2, he's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:49Tilly, get to my place in 5.
01:15:52That's imbalkable.
01:15:57Tilly, get to my place in 5.
01:16:05Missed me already?
01:16:07Missed me already?
01:16:07Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:09See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in 10.
01:16:19Tilly, get to my place in 5.
01:16:29Mr. Ross! Kill him!
01:16:31How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of me.
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down, Randy.
01:16:41Calm down, calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up!
01:16:44Now you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chili on that there toy?
01:16:50Yeah, that's right, I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:02I'm her husband!
01:17:04He said I'm her husband!
01:17:06He's insane!
01:17:07Mr. Ross is scared out of his thighs!
01:17:10So hard in years!
01:17:13Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whine until your little wittle toy.
01:17:34Oh, sad baby.
01:17:36I hate to break the news to you, but...
01:17:41I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:45No.
01:17:45I decided, boys.
01:17:48I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:52I decided, boys.
01:17:55I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the place!
01:17:59Trash the place!
01:18:00Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:18:06Go!
01:18:07Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:18:10People, what are you doing?!
01:18:17Queen Chili, we're almost there!
01:18:20Full speed ahead!
01:18:29Mr. Rod, take a break.
01:18:32Save some energy for later.
01:18:34You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:36Well, I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:38Cheers.
01:18:43Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:46Leave the other two for me, alright?
01:18:48Thank you, Mr. Rod.
01:18:51You, hey, hey you.
01:18:53Get over here and get pouring.
01:18:57Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:59Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:19:01Johnny!
01:19:04Fucking cow!
01:19:22Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31What's going on here?
01:19:32Queen Tilly!
01:19:33You're just in time!
01:19:35We just caught this guy.
01:19:36He's guilty of tax evasion.
01:19:39And he resisted arrest.
01:19:41I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:42Linkshack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:47He's undermining your authority.
01:19:52You're quite the popular man.
01:19:54And you're quite late.
01:19:55It's not very nice of you.
01:19:58Hey, just shut your mouth.
01:19:59You don't speak to the queen that way.
01:20:04Who broke these?
01:20:07We did!
01:20:09That's right, we saved you the trouble.
01:20:11You didn't want that bootleg stuff.
01:20:13It's crap.
01:20:14That's right.
01:20:14And this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:20:18His wife!
01:20:19Ha!
01:20:20Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:20:22I don't even know how someone like you could possibly-
01:20:25Whoa, hey.
01:20:29Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no.
01:20:33That's not, that's not what I meant.
01:20:35Wait, wait, wait a minute.
01:20:36You mean that you and he actually-
01:20:40Holy!
01:20:42Queen, Queen Tilly, he's just trash.
01:20:47Uh, literally a scavenger.
01:20:53He's my husband.
01:20:55What?
01:20:58And those bottles were made for me by him.
01:21:02What?
01:21:18Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:21:24It was him.
01:21:26He made us do it.
01:21:27He set us up.
01:21:28Come on, don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:31Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:33Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:36Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:44What?
01:21:47Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:50I didn't know-
01:21:51Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:53I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:56Son of a bitch.
01:21:57Please save me.
01:21:59I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:22:01Ask the Queen to have mercy on me.
01:22:04I'm sorry about earlier.
01:22:05If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:22:07What?
01:22:08Horace?
01:22:10Throw him out.
01:22:11Flip.
01:22:14Cut off one hand each.
01:22:18Exile them.
01:22:19And if they come back,
01:22:21kill them on sight.
01:22:24No!
01:22:24No!
01:22:25You don't understand!
01:22:28Get up!
01:22:33We need to talk.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:37We need to talk.
01:22:50Come on.
01:22:53Arthur.
01:22:55I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:58So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:23:12I can't make that choice.
01:23:17You want all of them?
01:23:19Back off!
01:23:20Why are you targeting my husband?
01:23:22Exactly.
01:23:24We don't care who you are.
01:23:26We've been with Arthur longer.
01:23:27We're not afraid of you.
01:23:29Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:23:32Right, honey?
01:23:34I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:56What the hell?
01:23:57How do they have guns?
01:24:02Surprise, motherfucker!
01:24:04Come on, Arthur.
01:24:05I know you're in there.
01:24:06You didn't expect this, did you?
01:24:08We got plenty of guns now!
01:24:10We found them in an abandoned military base!
01:24:12That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:24:18Honey, take out your gun too.
01:24:19Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:24:21I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:24:24Damn it.
01:24:25I knew I should have brought more people.
01:24:28We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit!
01:24:32We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline!
01:24:36I feel fucking amazing!
01:24:42They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:44Look, I'm gonna make them pay for it.
01:24:47Get to the basement now.
01:24:49No, Arthur, what about you?
01:24:52Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:54I'll draw them away.
01:24:55Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:57Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:59If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:25:01If they set the house on fire, none of us are gonna make it out alive.
01:25:04The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:25:09Come on, Arthur!
01:25:10Come out!
01:25:10I know you're in there!
01:25:12Bring your bitches with ya!
01:25:14Remember that souvenir you left for us!
01:25:16When we've come to return the favor!
01:25:18You're surrounded!
01:25:19So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit!
01:25:22Come on!
01:25:38Come on!
01:25:40Keep fighting!
01:25:41I will die for my lives.
01:25:43I could do this all day!
01:25:45I could stretch your whole house if I feel like it!
01:25:47But get to the basement now!
01:25:49No!
01:25:52If we go, we go together!
01:25:56Yes!
01:25:57If you die, we die with you!
01:25:59Yes!
01:26:00I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me!
01:26:12Okay.
01:26:14But we're covering Tilly.
01:26:16Tilly, get to the basement.
01:26:18There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:26:21My people were slaughtered!
01:26:23I'm a fallen queen now!
01:26:25Why would you still want to help me?
01:26:28As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:39Well, darling, I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:26:46We're at least together.
01:26:53Okay.
01:26:59Spouse affection levels increased.
01:27:02Rewards issued.
01:27:03RPG?
01:27:0310.
01:27:04MP5?
01:27:051.
01:27:06Ammunition?
01:27:065,000 rounds.
01:27:0850 armed guards.
01:27:09Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:27:11Are saved.
01:27:23Let's reload and bump straight to hell!
01:27:27Okay, okay, you got me!
01:27:29I surrender!
01:27:31Stop shooting!
01:27:33Get your ass out here!
01:27:36Bring your bitches and your supplies!
01:27:39Fine!
01:27:40But guns down first!
01:27:42If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden!
01:27:47Alright!
01:27:48You come out nice and slow!
01:27:52No funny business!
01:28:03Surprise, motherfucker!
01:28:05Oh shit!
01:28:14I used to be a lowly scavenger.
01:28:17Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:28:24My wives gave me a reason to live.
01:28:28So I live to protect them.
01:28:30Babe, share these.
01:28:35Baby, here you go.
01:28:39Darling, don't forget, you're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:43And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:47Honey, why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:51Alright, ladies.
01:28:52We'll get some rest.
01:28:53I have a city to run.
01:28:56Your Majesty!
01:28:57Detecting children.
01:29:00Human civilization progress.
01:29:0260%.
01:29:02This is the start of my empire.
01:29:04You ain't seen nothing yet.
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