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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:25Eat or be eaten.
00:00:46You can't get a投資, but you can't get into it.
00:00:49It's been 10 years since you were traveling.
00:00:51I'm in 1.2裡面, I'm still in an inventory today.
00:00:53It's just a bigoted hour, so you're not there to stay alive.
00:00:54There's little turnover here.
00:00:55It's just a little over there.
00:00:57I've always been part of the world's drive now.
00:00:59I can't find the future, because I'm sure there's an entire number of characters known as the world's drive.
00:01:01but that's it look man that's all your stuff's worth ring booze or meds next time they get you
00:01:08more i have to make this last all week
00:01:28last item of the day boys two lovely sisters
00:01:53early 20s healthy strong enough to work young enough to bad children
00:02:08what the hell seriously who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now
00:02:17exactly just an ungrateful mouth to feed half the time they don't even work god forbid you knock
00:02:23them up and you fuck forever
00:02:30if no one else is bidding maybe i have a chance to save them
00:02:35but even if i did we would just starve to death
00:02:40this world sucks look at that skin and those dents
00:02:46when's the last time in you ever fucked something that good eh
00:02:50limited time offer boys two for one place those bids
00:02:57i was the daughter of the richest family in the city now i'm being sold as a bundle deal
00:03:02i swear i could kill every one of those creeps
00:03:14suitable host detected system activation complete rescue mission required
00:03:19what what the hell is this am i the only one seeing this
00:03:25this system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization
00:03:30this thing is alien tech its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order
00:03:37to preserve humanity after societal collapse
00:03:41preserve humanity
00:03:45compatible partner confirmed rescue required to initiate binding
00:03:49time remaining time remaining three minutes failure will result in host death
00:04:01it won't come off
00:04:04wait is that why that guy's arm was gray
00:04:07he failed to do with the system ask
00:04:09what do i do now
00:04:27easy gentlemen this blade cuts everyone the same
00:04:34you want these girls you're gonna have to bid like everyone else
00:04:41he didn't attack us he's not like the others
00:04:46guns still existed i'd already have those girls the warhead white top guns that knife wouldn't mean shit
00:04:58i'm not staying for this stupid ass auction
00:05:01wait wait wait what if we buy them have our uh
00:05:06bun and then sell them off
00:05:08what if they die
00:05:10well then we sell them cheap
00:05:15what works for me
00:05:16alright
00:05:17one
00:05:19can
00:05:19of
00:05:20food
00:05:21food
00:05:21hey who's gonna beat that
00:05:23ha
00:05:29no
00:05:31i can't let this happen
00:05:32if i don't stop it
00:05:34i'll die
00:05:40one can
00:05:44and
00:05:45and a bar of chocolate
00:05:51cause
00:05:55it's
00:05:56it's
00:05:59it's
00:06:03you
00:06:11it's
00:06:20it's
00:06:21I'm feeling generous!
00:06:23It's the same asshole since high school.
00:06:25The world's falling apart, and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:29What's wrong, trash rat? You scared?
00:06:32Come on, show us what you got.
00:06:39Host death in 30 seconds.
00:06:43Shit! I can't let Jack get his hands on the girls.
00:06:49Last game.
00:06:50You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack.
00:06:52I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:06:55He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:59Is he trying to save us?
00:07:03Spouse affection increase detected.
00:07:06Reward granted.
00:07:08Item issued.
00:07:0920 cans of meat.
00:07:1020 cans of produce.
00:07:1220 units of purified water.
00:07:28Holy shit.
00:07:29This is a lot of food.
00:07:31I could live off this for months.
00:07:34Oh, too bad. Looks like...
00:07:36Looks like you're out of beds.
00:07:38Dude, I really thought he was a fucking hero.
00:07:40What a joke.
00:07:42You think you can compete with me over women.
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:47You've been a loser since high school.
00:07:50Money.
00:07:50Girls.
00:07:51Whatever it is.
00:07:52I always get there first.
00:08:02Oh, yeah?
00:08:03Yeah.
00:08:05Well, how about this?
00:08:29How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:30No way.
00:08:31I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar.
00:08:34Whatever he bids, I bid in one more can.
00:08:41So, are you bidding?
00:08:45All right.
00:08:46If no one else is bidding, looks like these sisters are gonna go to our friend here.
00:08:51I'm going once.
00:08:53I'm going twice.
00:08:57I'm going twice.
00:08:58Goal!
00:09:11Rescue and host binding complete.
00:09:13Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:09:29I've been getting ready, ready, ready on your market.
00:09:31Ready, set, go, go and take a free step.
00:09:34And you can do all your best to try.
00:09:36But you know that I'm the winner till the day I die.
00:09:44I saved two girls and beat Jack.
00:09:48This system is insane.
00:09:54Next time I see you, I won't be taking just your rash.
00:10:22We'll head back to my place, but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:10:41Compatible spouse detested.
00:10:43Rescue required for binding.
00:10:45Failure to complete will result in post-death.
00:10:47Time to complete.
00:10:48Two minutes.
00:10:49This again?
00:10:50In only two minutes?
00:10:53I told you.
00:10:54I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl.
00:10:56I know where Billy keeps his goods.
00:10:58I can take you there.
00:10:59Would you?
00:10:59Why don't we take care of his goods here first?
00:11:02I just had two women taken away from me.
00:11:04I am pissed.
00:11:07You're gonna help.
00:11:19Stay here.
00:11:21Stay here.
00:11:22You are gonna help me work that anger out.
00:11:37Arthur?
00:11:38You again?
00:11:39You're fucking dead.
00:11:40I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and beat you to this drain!
00:11:44Stay back!
00:11:47Really?
00:11:47A bottle of water?
00:11:48I am sick!
00:11:49Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:11:55Molotov!
00:12:08shit, that was my only Molotov.
00:12:14Forty-five seconds remaining until host death.
00:12:22Where did you even get that?
00:12:24I sank the gas from a wrecked car just enough to scare him off.
00:12:27What? So what do we do now?
00:12:29God, I'll need to bluff now.
00:12:31Take one more step and I'll burn this whole place to the ground!
00:12:34God damn it, Arthur! You already have two of them, you gotta take her too!
00:12:38Post death in 20 seconds.
00:12:44Fuck! Why won't they back off?
00:12:54Arthur, you're dead. You hear me? I'm dead!
00:12:59This is not over. I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:14Come on, let's go! Go! Go!
00:13:22Thank you. You saved my life.
00:13:26Rescue mission complete. Partner count increased. Current total, three.
00:13:30Affection metrics. Mary, 15.
00:13:35Karen, 10.
00:13:38Susan, 10.
00:13:42Maybe I can trust this guy.
00:13:45Rough around the edges, but he's got guts.
00:13:48Spell's affection levels increased. Rewards issued.
00:13:51Medicine, 10 units.
00:13:53Two MP5 submachine guns.
00:13:55Four clips of ammunition, 50 rounds each.
00:13:58Items can be retrieved at any time.
00:14:00Two rifles?
00:14:01Guns are extinct.
00:14:03And now I've got two?
00:14:05Food, meds, weapons?
00:14:06I might actually be the apex.
00:14:12Okay, let's move.
00:14:13It's not safe here.
00:14:14Come on.
00:14:24Uh, welcome to the Five Star Apocalypse Hotel.
00:14:28No hot water, no bed sheets, but hey, it's free.
00:14:34Hope you don't mind.
00:14:36You're kidding. How can this Chewbac fit whole four of us?
00:14:40I don't mind at all.
00:14:42You saved us.
00:14:44It's more than enough.
00:14:46We can clean the place up a bit.
00:14:48It's gonna be fine.
00:14:52I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:14:54You are...
00:14:56I'm Karen Linton.
00:14:58And this is my little sister.
00:15:00We survived one of the battles and then got caught.
00:15:04I'm Mary.
00:15:11Really?
00:15:13None of you know who I am?
00:15:18I'm a Hollywood star.
00:15:20Oh.
00:15:22Country pumpkins.
00:15:24I was supposed to escape with my dad, but he left without me, so I got caught right after.
00:15:31Well, from now on, where are your wives?
00:15:35I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:15:38Okay, let's just eat something first.
00:15:41Make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:15:44I'll help.
00:15:45Okay.
00:15:46Alright.
00:15:48Damn, she really knows how to butter people up.
00:15:52Great, he probably thinks I'm a pain.
00:15:55Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
00:15:59But me?
00:16:00Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:16:02Hell no.
00:16:03Alright, we'll start with chicken soup.
00:16:05About half a gallon.
00:16:07Just gonna fill this up to that line right there.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:23Wow.
00:16:24How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:16:33Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:40Well, what were you staring at?
00:16:55Nothing, just...
00:16:57I don't want you overdoing it.
00:17:00I got it.
00:17:02It's fine.
00:17:04You cut us out of that auction.
00:17:07So I'm your wife now.
00:17:10I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:17:14Anything to make you happy.
00:17:41She's cute.
00:17:43I got it, okay?
00:17:44Let me help.
00:17:46Right there.
00:17:52You didn't just save me.
00:17:56You gave me food.
00:17:58A place to stay.
00:18:00If I could stay here the rest of my life, that would make me really happy.
00:18:18Damn.
00:18:20This system is...
00:18:22For real.
00:18:35I just finished cleaning the living room.
00:18:39Wow.
00:18:41She moves fast.
00:18:43Cute.
00:18:44But charm?
00:18:45That's my lane.
00:18:48Okay.
00:18:49Dinner will be ready shortly.
00:18:56Oh no.
00:18:57I think I twisted my ankle.
00:19:00Arthur, honey, could you please hold me?
00:19:01I don't think I can stand.
00:19:03I'm scared.
00:19:04Try to stay here.
00:19:05My legs feel really weak right now.
00:19:07It's a good thing you caught me.
00:19:10You're so strong.
00:19:12It makes me feel safe.
00:19:15Honestly, I'm kinda looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
00:19:30Babe, you should sleep with me tonight.
00:19:33I can keep you warm.
00:19:35Give you a massage.
00:19:41Maybe even though.
00:19:44Why don't we make things a little more interesting and...
00:19:47See who Arthur chooses.
00:19:51Back in school, all the girls would call me a loser.
00:19:55Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:20:09Uh, did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:13No.
00:20:14No, nothing.
00:20:15It was just really...
00:20:16odd in there.
00:20:20Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:20:28If you didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever.
00:20:35I need to raise their affection levels.
00:20:38So...
00:20:38It isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:20:42And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food.
00:20:49Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:20:52The soup is delicious.
00:21:09Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:12No, I am.
00:21:13It's just...
00:21:15It's really hot in here.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:17Alright.
00:21:33Let's go.
00:21:40Sorry.
00:21:43Susan.
00:21:44What do you think you're doing?
00:21:46Just giving our husband a little massage.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:52Oh, well, you must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:21:57Maybe you need to lie down.
00:21:58I could help you relax.
00:22:00Great idea.
00:22:02I'll help, too.
00:22:10If I don't make a move, am I going to get kicked out?
00:22:30It's just a massage.
00:22:32That's all.
00:22:32I'll be forever here facing the wall.
00:22:37Now I try to repent.
00:22:42Lord, I try and I regret all of the hurt I have cause I'm no angel.
00:22:50This is too good to be true.
00:22:55Did you guys hear that?
00:22:57Don't leave me alone.
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07Forget the massage.
00:23:08We need to find a bigger place, like, now.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:18All right.
00:23:19There should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:33I'm okay, though.
00:23:34I should probably stay home and rest.
00:23:36But you go on without me.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41But if you hear a sound, you lock the door and you stay quiet, all right?
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:53Wait.
00:23:56You're not going to leave me, right?
00:24:02I'm going to come right back.
00:24:04I won't abandon my girls.
00:24:09Okay, babe.
00:24:11I'll wait for you.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:26That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:24:32Three women waiting on her and more food than the rest of us combine.
00:24:36Then we take it.
00:24:40All of it.
00:24:53Arthur, you're back already?
00:25:18Well, well, well.
00:25:21Look at you.
00:25:23You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:25:38Good.
00:25:39Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:25:41At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:25:46Arthur, something's wrong.
00:25:50Mary?
00:25:51Mary?
00:25:52Mary?
00:25:53Mary?
00:25:53Mary?
00:25:56Arthur, there's a note over here.
00:26:00Your woman is in my hands.
00:26:03Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back.
00:26:07It's Jack and his guys.
00:26:09I should have killed them when I had the chance.
00:26:11Searching by these footprints, there's at least seven or eight of them.
00:26:14They must have teamed up with another group.
00:26:15Those guys are animals.
00:26:17Mary, she might not have made it.
00:26:19No, no.
00:26:20No, Mary is alive.
00:26:21Right?
00:26:22There's no blood anywhere and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:26:25That place is most definitely a trap.
00:26:27They're going to be waiting for us to walk right in.
00:26:29So what do we do?
00:26:40Now both of you stay here.
00:26:42I'm going alone.
00:26:43Alone?
00:26:44Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless.
00:26:47You can't just...
00:26:48Hey.
00:26:49Don't worry.
00:26:51I'm going to bring Mary back.
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon.
00:27:10Boss!
00:27:12Can't we have a little, uh, fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was white.
00:27:22Mary really is still alive.
00:27:24He promised Arthur would stay home.
00:27:26I don't trust him alone.
00:27:27Plus my sister is in their hands.
00:27:38Stop thinking with your dick!
00:27:41Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp.
00:28:20Well, well, look who's here.
00:28:24And you even came alone.
00:28:26Did you come here to die?
00:28:28Or to give us some food?
00:28:29He's here because he's pussy whipped.
00:28:33Look at him.
00:28:35Horny fucking dog.
00:28:37Did you bring the stuff for or not?
00:28:41I sure did.
00:28:43Arthur, don't do this for me.
00:28:45I'm not worth it.
00:28:46Shut up!
00:28:48This isn't your time to talk!
00:28:51Don't worry, Mary.
00:28:52I will get you out of here.
00:29:07So we can go hunting.
00:29:09I know a spot.
00:29:10Now, it's kind of isolated.
00:29:12A little bit far away, but I think...
00:29:13Hey, hey, hey, hey, Tony.
00:29:17We good?
00:29:19What?
00:29:20I gave you the goods.
00:29:21You gave me the girl.
00:29:22That was the deal, right?
00:29:24What girl?
00:29:36So you chose the hard way.
00:29:42I gave you the supplies.
00:29:44Now you let Mary go.
00:29:45Anyone here see this idiot hand me anything?
00:29:49Nope.
00:29:49Never seen him before in my life.
00:29:52You heard him.
00:29:53Now beat it.
00:29:55Come on, guys.
00:29:57Let's be fair.
00:30:03Surround him.
00:30:13He is surrounded.
00:30:15We have to help him.
00:30:16Are you crazy?
00:30:18Look how many people there are.
00:30:23Oh, okay.
00:30:26All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:30:27I see what's going on here.
00:30:28I know what you guys are going to do.
00:30:30Be smart.
00:30:31Get the fuck out!
00:30:41I gave you a chance.
00:30:43Woo!
00:30:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:30:51Hell, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:00I don't know.
00:31:00I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:01We've got real guys.
00:31:01I've got real guys.
00:31:02We've got real guys.
00:31:12No way, a gun? A real fucking gun?
00:31:15How the fuck did he get a real gun?
00:31:16There are more of us. He can't have that many rounds.
00:31:19Yeah, yeah. With all the shots he fired, you probably burned through half a man already.
00:31:22Look, I don't care how many bullets he's got.
00:31:24We rush him together.
00:31:26The first one to kill him gets his supplies and his girls.
00:31:51Come on!
00:31:54Keep betting your lives on my bullets.
00:32:03Don't move!
00:32:06We're not done yet.
00:32:13Look, I'm sorry.
00:32:16Okay?
00:32:16I have nothing to do with this.
00:32:19It is fucking Jack.
00:32:21It's all his fault.
00:32:22He's lying.
00:32:23I didn't do anything.
00:32:25Tony took your girls. He stole your supplies.
00:32:28Don't shoot me!
00:32:30Don't shoot me!
00:32:32We can talk this out!
00:32:34I don't care.
00:32:37We can't do anything to do with this.
00:32:42We can't do anything to do with this.
00:32:45Come on!
00:32:49Come!
00:33:07i thought i was never gonna see you again i told you i'd come back
00:33:13hey what are you doing here i told you guys to stay home
00:33:15we were so worried about you i was so scared i thought you were gonna die
00:33:19oh really that's not what you were saying is that gonna go
00:33:22how was i supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun
00:33:26god that was so hot
00:33:36vows affection levels increased
00:33:43rewards delivered to residents purified water 20 liters canned meat 20 units
00:33:49milk 20 cartons
00:33:54come on let's go home
00:34:00as for you guys
00:34:05come here
00:34:11don't kill me
00:34:12please we'll give you back everything
00:34:16shut up
00:34:18on your knees
00:34:22Arthur man please
00:34:26please don't kill us man we were classmates right
00:34:32we'll work for you
00:34:33hands on the ground
00:34:54you remember this if you ever come near my wives again i'll shoot you in the skull
00:35:04get out of here
00:35:05get out of here
00:35:05now
00:35:16ladies
00:35:18let's have a feast tonight
00:35:19what for at our new home
00:35:27affection metrics
00:35:29mary
00:35:3130
00:35:32karen
00:35:3215
00:35:34susan
00:35:3525
00:35:36human civilization
00:35:37continuation
00:35:38progress
00:35:3933%
00:35:40civilization
00:35:41continuation
00:35:44continuation
00:35:44primary objective
00:35:46host
00:35:47must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization
00:35:51what happens when it reaches a hundred percent
00:35:54baitbag brought you a clean towel
00:35:56i'll just leave you here
00:35:58okay
00:36:00thanks
00:36:01thanks
00:36:09thanks
00:36:09thanks
00:36:34Hey, what are you doing?
00:36:37Arthur.
00:36:39You saved me, fed me, gave me shelter, risked everything to bring me back.
00:36:50I don't think I've ever met a better person, and I don't really have a future in this world.
00:37:02Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:37:06I know what you're thinking, and I'm gonna regret it, but I won't.
00:37:16I choose you.
00:37:18I don't want you.
00:37:19I am a thrill, you wrap around your finger, you feel like a tiger, you need to tame, I'm hungry
00:37:32for your body, ready for your game.
00:37:37You take the rest of me, yes you do, you take the rest of me, you get it on the
00:37:48go, you take the rest of me.
00:37:53Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:55Seems like my husband hasn't been able to unwind in a while.
00:38:00It's been a long week.
00:38:03You take the rest of me, you take the rest of me, you take the rest of me, you take
00:38:19the rest of me, I'll take good care.
00:38:36You take the rest of me, you get it on the go, you take the rest of me, yes you
00:38:47do.
00:38:53Arthur, Jamie, don't stop, please.
00:39:00Unbelievable, she actually made the first move.
00:39:04I won't be left behind.
00:39:06Arthur, I know how to make you feel good.
00:39:11Hold me tighter, mom, you're driving me insane.
00:39:17Oh my god, oh.
00:39:23Damn it, I want sex too.
00:39:27I want a man.
00:39:35Arthur.
00:39:38Arthur.
00:39:42You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang alone.
00:39:47And you lost all those supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had like two AK-47s.
00:39:53I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guns.
00:39:54Hello!
00:39:57If I had a gun, you three would have been corpses, Shreddo, with fucking bullets right now.
00:40:01Look, boss, we lost the supplies, but we still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:07Okay, best we can manage.
00:40:1043% alcohol.
00:40:16You lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:18Hmm, not bad.
00:40:2243%, huh?
00:40:24It'll do.
00:40:27We'd tell you we'll love this.
00:40:31As for Arthur, once I finalize a deal with the queen, I will bring her a man and go kill
00:40:38him myself.
00:40:50Spouse affection levels detected.
00:40:53Rewards issued.
00:40:54Gasoline.
00:40:5520 liters.
00:40:57Micro generators.
00:40:583 units.
00:40:59Purified water.
00:41:0030 liters.
00:41:01Food.
00:41:0230 cans.
00:41:03Affection metrics.
00:41:04Mary.
00:41:0530.
00:41:05Increased to 50.
00:41:07Susan.
00:41:0735.
00:41:08And Karen.
00:41:0915.
00:41:10Increased to 60.
00:41:12Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:18Karen?
00:41:21Oh no.
00:41:23He looks so hot.
00:41:25I can't help myself.
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46Yeah, I'm, I'm fine.
00:41:49I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm gonna go change and I'll come back out.
00:41:53Okay.
00:41:56Whew.
00:41:58That was close.
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation.
00:42:01What's wrong with her.
00:42:04What's wrong with her?
00:42:12What is this?
00:42:22I let go of.
00:42:28Basement?
00:42:30I knew something was off.
00:42:33A one story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:35Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:40Let's go check it out.
00:42:43Let's go check it out.
00:42:54What the hell?
00:42:59It's gold.
00:43:01There's gotta be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh?
00:43:05In this world, you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:15Now this,
00:43:19this is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:30When judging by the wood, they're at least free nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:34In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:38Cigarettes help with alcohol that's basically gold now.
00:43:42This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:48There have to be at least 100 barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:5450 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:57Did you guys know a 12-year-old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:44:01Shh.
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:07Look, with this much booze,
00:44:09if we could buy the entire wasteland city,
00:44:11make it ours.
00:44:13Ladies,
00:44:14let's celebrate.
00:44:18Cheers!
00:44:22And go, go, go, go, go!
00:44:30Wait, it is pretty sure it's either.
00:44:34Oh, yeah.
00:44:39Arthur.
00:44:41Arthur.
00:44:44Here.
00:44:52Here.
00:44:54Here.
00:44:54Here.
00:44:55What are you doing?
00:44:57Are you into women?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan.
00:45:07Stop!
00:45:13Karen!
00:45:14Karen, are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:17Hey!
00:45:18A man.
00:45:18I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:20I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:27Hey, Karen, calm down.
00:45:30Calm down.
00:45:31Hey, calm down.
00:45:31Now, hey, calm down.
00:45:33Hey, calm down.
00:45:42Hey, hey, hey.
00:45:43Hey.
00:45:49she's okay she just knocked out what happened i don't know she was drunk she tried to force
00:45:57herself on you something no she wasn't trying to hurt you it's the mutation mutation when the
00:46:05nuclear strike hit she shielded me with her body she took the blast head on the fallout left her
00:46:10with the side effects she can't control an unstable libido sometimes it spikes violently
00:46:21so what do we do she needs adrenaline a shot of it but we barely have any medicine left
00:46:28i know where to get her tell me i'll do anything tillie jackson the wasteland queen she's the
00:46:35daughter of new york mafia boss and before the war she stockpiled massive amounts of
00:46:40adrenaline for her underground operations all right let's get karen settled and after that
00:46:50i'll meet with the queen
00:47:06looks like she held out for a long time i'm gonna trade this with the queen for adrenaline
00:47:12don't you stay here and look after karen okay
00:47:17arthur tillie is not easy to deal with a lot of men have died because of her
00:47:25is she really that dangerous
00:47:28wait so does that mean arthur's in real danger that's what people say she's a sadist she toys
00:47:35men for fun all of her ex-husbands ended up dead
00:47:48it's gonna be okay i'll be right back
00:47:50and i'll be right back
00:48:31so i hear you came here to make a deal
00:48:49booze for adrenaline 50 bottles worth
00:48:56are you trying to fool me with some watered down garbage
00:49:00you know how that is
00:49:06i brewed this myself all right it's nothing like the watered down crap out there
00:49:11i promise you'll like it
00:49:14funny
00:49:15the last guy who said that lost his tongue because i cut it out
00:49:23now he's right here kneeling serving me harder don't make me repeat myself
00:49:35you know
00:49:38you might just barely qualify
00:49:40that's my footrest
00:49:43the end comes to us
00:49:45the end comes to us
00:49:47you
00:49:49go try
00:49:50the end comes to us
00:50:01that smell
00:50:03that's real booze
00:50:05wait
00:50:07i'll try it myself
00:50:14this better be real
00:50:16or you won't make it out of here alive
00:50:28don't drink that my lord
00:50:30that's fake junk you dug out from your trash
00:50:45ass
00:50:46that's arthur
00:50:49the fraud
00:50:53oh
00:50:54my old classmate
00:50:56i didn't even recognize you after all these years
00:51:00well i never forgot about you raymond
00:51:03or any of the lessons you taught me back in school
00:51:18arthur
00:51:18arthur
00:51:19didn't i tell you
00:51:21when you are being bullied
00:51:23you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first
00:51:26but instead you snitched on me
00:51:29to the deep
00:51:30and now i'm suspended
00:51:31you happy now
00:51:32you piece of shit
00:51:35you're all gonna pay for this
00:51:41arthur
00:51:46arthur
00:51:46remember this face of yours
00:51:49you'll start with
00:51:50with the rest of your life
00:51:59that bathroom
00:52:00carc that really stuck with you huh
00:52:05now you're scamming us with fake boo
00:52:06yeah that crap
00:52:08we saw that bottle in the trash
00:52:10yesterday
00:52:11it's the color of piss
00:52:13how'd you brew that
00:52:14with your own urine
00:52:17oh god
00:52:18guys guys
00:52:19queen tilt
00:52:20i heard you got a batch
00:52:22of adrenaline
00:52:22that's about to expire
00:52:24so
00:52:24i brought these two bottles
00:52:27assassin exchange
00:52:30that's good
00:52:31thank you
00:52:32yeah
00:52:54strong
00:52:56before the war this wouldn't even pass as premium
00:53:03but now
00:53:05it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline
00:53:09thank you
00:53:10thank you
00:53:11and as for this fraud
00:53:13since we're classmates
00:53:15we could give them a quick less painful death
00:53:24and you
00:53:26how can you decide
00:53:27you haven't even tried my booze
00:53:29wait tilly why bother
00:53:30i mean just look at it
00:53:31cloudy as hell
00:53:32god knows what kind of shit you dumped in there
00:53:35i know him better than anyone
00:53:36we went to high school together
00:53:38he's always been shit
00:53:40yeah
00:53:40enough
00:53:41enough
00:53:43fine
00:53:45we'll do this properly
00:53:47but he can drink it
00:53:51i'm not drinking the sewage
00:54:02good boy
00:54:19this
00:54:20is insane
00:54:24it's a gift from god
00:54:29he's not drinking it
00:54:30did i mess up his sense of taste or what
00:54:35what the hell
00:54:36this guy can actually make booze
00:54:38i have no idea
00:54:39i mean he is the guy that pulled a gun on us
00:54:41so yeah maybe
00:54:45i approve whiskey
00:54:53burns
00:55:06blue flame
00:55:08that only happens with hyper flicker
00:55:11i want your whiskey
00:55:12all of it
00:55:13everything that you have
00:55:14let me taste it
00:55:16sure
00:55:16but i want the fresh adrenaline syringes first
00:55:22deal
00:55:26oh yeah
00:55:27oh that's it
00:55:29i never thought i'd taste anything like this again
00:55:31green tilly
00:55:34maybe we should talk about what comes next
00:55:42yeah
00:55:42we should
00:55:45beat it
00:55:46beat it all three of you
00:55:47and take your cheap garbage with you
00:55:49arthur please just give us do us a favor give us a little bit of adrenaline please a little bit
00:55:56we'll do anything you want to do anything you want
00:56:00anything
00:56:01yes
00:56:01anything
00:56:03anything
00:56:04okay
00:56:06we'll do anything you want
00:56:09i want to do anything you want to do that
00:56:10i want you to drink his piss
00:56:10arthur don't be a fucking jerk man we've known each other since school
00:56:14yeah
00:56:15yeah we did
00:56:16yeah we did and look where that got you
00:56:18are you serious right now
00:56:19queen tilly i think it's time to send them out
00:56:22what are you talking about
00:56:30fucking touched me
00:56:30hey
00:56:32this isn't over arthur
00:56:34i'll make you pay for it
00:56:35I will, I swear!
00:56:36A man who can make liquor like this?
00:56:40I need to keep him close.
00:56:42Queen Tilly, now aside from the adrenaline,
00:56:46I'd like to start a business in the wasteland
00:56:49with your approval.
00:56:51Your whiskey bought you a place here.
00:56:55Call me Tilly, and whatever business you run,
00:56:59I take 80%.
00:57:0180?
00:57:02Come on, that's insane.
00:57:04Too much?
00:57:05Well, there is one way that we can wave it.
00:57:10And what might that be?
00:57:16Be my husband.
00:57:25Plenty of toys here.
00:57:28Pick one.
00:57:30We have time.
00:57:40Um, you know, maybe I can work with 80%.
00:57:44Shut up!
00:57:46I am tired of the same boring games.
00:57:50I want to try something different.
00:57:54I'll be the masochist, and you be the sadist.
00:58:17Compatible spouse detected.
00:58:19Rescue required.
00:58:21Subject must be claimed as spouse.
00:58:24Failure will initiate host death.
00:58:26Oh, come on.
00:58:31I've got blood on my head.
00:58:34You should be afraid.
00:58:38Here.
00:58:39Call me on this.
00:58:42From now on, your taxes are waived.
00:58:45And as long as you remain in Wasteland City, no one will mess with you ever again.
00:58:51All right, I'll contact you the day after tomorrow and arrange delivery of the 50 bottles.
00:58:57Hmm.
00:58:58No need.
00:58:59I'll come myself with my people.
00:59:03I hear that you have three wives.
00:59:06I want to meet them.
00:59:09I'll see what kind of women, besides me, keep you interested.
00:59:18Why do I feel like a male escort?
00:59:21New spouse registered.
00:59:23Reward issued.
00:59:24Anti-radiation serum.
00:59:26Motorcycle.
00:59:27Anti-radiation serum?
00:59:29And a new motorcycle?
00:59:32Spouse's life signal critical.
00:59:34Immediate treatment required.
00:59:35Clearly the devil in disguise dies.
00:59:45C4.
00:59:46C4.
00:59:47C4.
00:59:48C4.
00:59:48C4.
00:59:49C4.
00:59:49C4.
00:59:50C4.
00:59:51C4.
00:59:51C4.
00:59:52C4.
00:59:53C4.
00:59:54C4.
00:59:56C4.
01:00:00C4.
01:00:02C4.
01:00:03C4.
01:00:04C4.
01:00:05C4.
01:00:05Help me! Help me! Let her go!
01:00:06Help me!
01:00:13I'm dead! I'm dead!
01:00:14I'm dead!
01:00:20None of you are men!
01:00:22Fuck off!
01:00:35Karen, stop!
01:00:40Help me! She's having a full episode!
01:00:41She's lost control!
01:01:02Karen, stop!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:06Karen, stop!
01:01:12I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15What if I could? You look at me!
01:01:17I can't get hard like this!
01:01:19No!
01:01:24No!
01:01:27No!
01:01:31No!
01:01:34No!
01:01:40Karen!
01:01:41Oh my God!
01:01:42Hey!
01:01:43Karen!
01:01:45She's operating!
01:01:47What?
01:01:48What?
01:01:49Karen!
01:01:50Karen! No!
01:01:51Come on!
01:01:53Spouse life signal critical!
01:01:55If spouse death is confirmed,
01:01:57host death protocol will initiate!
01:02:02Karen, come on!
01:02:03Come on!
01:02:04Karen, come on!
01:02:04Come on!
01:02:04Karen, stay with me!
01:02:05Come on!
01:02:05Come on!
01:02:06Stay with me!
01:02:07Come on, Karen!
01:02:09Why is this happening?
01:02:10I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:02:12Come on!
01:02:13Please!
01:02:13Please!
01:02:14Karen, wake up!
01:02:16Spouse life status.
01:02:18Karen, zero percent.
01:02:20Host death in ten seconds.
01:02:22Uh, mid-box!
01:02:23Mid-box!
01:02:24Come on, Karen!
01:02:25I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:26Oh my God!
01:02:27I want you!
01:02:28I want you!
01:02:28Please let this work!
01:02:29Come on!
01:02:31Come on, Karen!
01:02:32I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:34Stay with me!
01:02:36Karen!
01:02:38You're almost dead!
01:02:45I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:49Why is this happening?
01:02:50Come on!
01:02:50Come on, Karen!
01:03:04No!
01:03:06No!
01:03:06No!
01:03:06No!
01:03:06I'm okay! You're okay! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
01:03:13Griffin! I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:20I'm okay.
01:03:21I'm okay.
01:03:23You're still with us.
01:03:28Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:03:34I'm normal now.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:43It actually worked.
01:03:46Sproul's affection levels increased.
01:03:48Rewards issued.
01:03:49Formal dresses.
01:03:51Three sets.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey! Barrel-aged! Free samples!
01:04:15Oh, my God. Where did you get a gun?
01:04:18Free samples?
01:04:20This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:04:21We're trying to find out.
01:04:23One sample for a person.
01:04:36This is everything I have.
01:04:38Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get a half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Let's get rocks!
01:04:50Let's go!
01:04:51No, no! I grabbed it first!
01:04:52Go!
01:04:52I grabbed it first!
01:04:53Go!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So, if you want a taste, line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:27Used to be Special Forces, Army Ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:34Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine?
01:05:39That will prove useful.
01:05:44From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell, for that, I lay down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10As for you guys, I need salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone?
01:06:17Spread out.
01:06:18Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%?
01:06:23You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:25Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Thank you, boss.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:40Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day, and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing, need I ask.
01:07:25He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:37Count's done, boss.
01:07:39We're all good.
01:07:43Human civilization continuation progress, 47%.
01:07:48So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:07System hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:09I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:13Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21Babe, we should shower.
01:08:24Together?
01:08:25Arthur.
01:08:26My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:32Hey, me first.
01:08:35Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us saves water.
01:09:05Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:09We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on, boys.
01:09:16Payday.
01:09:17Doing the Queen's work.
01:09:19Come on, boys.
01:09:20Get that money.
01:09:21Doing the Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:27Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:32So, what's going on?
01:09:34These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:38But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:48You got to pay 80%.
01:09:50Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:53Here.
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't know your thing.
01:09:59How dare you call her by her first name?
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:08Oh.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So, I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28She's Tilly Jackson.
01:10:30The goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:37First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:45How dare you.
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the Queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish him.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The Queen put me in charge.
01:10:56And I'm gonna charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now, you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:11:04You fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:12Ha.
01:11:13That batch was for Tilly.
01:11:15This is gonna be fun.
01:11:21Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the Queen first?
01:11:27I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna take up her precious time.
01:11:31The Queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:36She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:52Hmm.
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Ha.
01:11:58Are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:04Raymond Frank, I got this.
01:12:06Look, I get it.
01:12:08I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:12:12Ha, ha, ha.
01:12:14Ha, ha, ha.
01:12:15The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now, or I'm gonna have my horny
01:12:25boys back here fuck up your cheap sluts, and I'm gonna make you watch.
01:12:32All right, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:37Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:46Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:12:49You really want to follow him?
01:12:51Oh, so he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous to think his women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose.
01:13:02But remember this.
01:13:04Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:13:09All right.
01:13:10You got three seconds to decide.
01:13:14Either you stand with this guy, or you won't survive the Wasteland.
01:13:19Three.
01:13:21Two.
01:13:24One.
01:13:30Oh.
01:13:36I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:39See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:44Doesn't matter how many supplies you have, you're still worthless.
01:13:50Heh, heh.
01:13:50Now, you got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass, and you ask for forgiveness.
01:13:58And then you give a hundred barrels, or option two, you let me screw those three girls, then maybe I'll
01:14:10accept 80 barrels.
01:14:12That's gonna be a bargain for you.
01:14:14You're being quite generous to that, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:19I haven't even asked him to drink piss.
01:14:21Yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:25Why doesn't her husband just shoot us?
01:14:28It'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the Wasteland is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45No clear or full out left us with nothing, only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets, I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:14So, you made up your mind, you?
01:15:17You're gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously, he's setting the chairs.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34The third option?
01:15:35Fuck off!
01:15:36You have no right to negotiate.
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:39Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:15:40Get here!
01:15:46That's Queen 2, his beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:49Tilly, get to my place in 5.
01:15:52That's imbalkable.
01:15:57Tilly, get to my place in 5.
01:16:05Miss me already?
01:16:07Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:09See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in 10.
01:16:19Tilly, get to my place in 5.
01:16:29Mr. Ross!
01:16:30Kill him!
01:16:31How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of them.
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down, Randy.
01:16:41Calm down.
01:16:42Calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up.
01:16:44Now, you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chili on that there toy?
01:16:50Yeah, that's right.
01:16:51I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:01I'm her husband.
01:17:04He said I'm her husband.
01:17:06He's insane.
01:17:07Mr. Ross is scared out of his thighs.
01:17:10So hard in years.
01:17:13Now, I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whine until your little whittle toy.
01:17:34Oh, sad face.
01:17:37Now, I hate to break the news to you, but I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:44No, no, I've decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:53I've decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the place.
01:17:59Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done, burn this place down.
01:18:06Go.
01:18:10People, what are you doing?
01:18:17Queen Tilly, we're almost there.
01:18:20Most feet ahead.
01:18:29Mr. Ross, take a break.
01:18:32Save some energy for later.
01:18:34You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:36Well, I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:38Cheers.
01:18:43Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies, but leave the other two for me, all right?
01:18:48Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:51You, hey, hey, you.
01:18:53Get over here and get poorer.
01:18:57Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:59Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:19:01Johnny!
01:19:04Fucking cow!
01:19:22Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31What's going on here?
01:19:32Queen Tilly, you're just in time.
01:19:35We just caught this guy.
01:19:37He's a guilty of tax evasion, and he resisted arrest.
01:19:40I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:42Like, Jack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:47He's undermining your authority.
01:19:52You're quite the popular man.
01:19:54And you're quite late.
01:19:56It's not very nice of you.
01:19:58Hey, just shut your mouth.
01:19:59You don't speak to the queen that way.
01:20:04Who broke these?
01:20:07We did.
01:20:09That's right.
01:20:10We saved you the trouble.
01:20:11You didn't want that bootleg stuff.
01:20:13It's crap.
01:20:14That's right.
01:20:15And this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:20:18His wife.
01:20:20Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:20:22I don't even know how someone like you could possibly...
01:20:25Whoa, hey.
01:20:29Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no.
01:20:33That's not what I meant.
01:20:35Wait a minute.
01:20:36You mean that you and he actually...
01:20:38Fuck!
01:20:41Holy...
01:20:43Queen Tilly, he's just trash.
01:20:47Literally a scavenger.
01:20:53He is my husband.
01:20:55What?
01:20:58And those bottles were made for me by him.
01:21:02What?
01:21:03What?
01:21:18Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:21:23It was him.
01:21:26He made us do it.
01:21:27He set us up.
01:21:28Come on, don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:31Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:33Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:36Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:44What?
01:21:47Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:50I didn't know...
01:21:51Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:53I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:56Son of a bitch.
01:21:57Arthur, please save me.
01:21:59I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:22:00Ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:22:03I'm sorry about earlier.
01:22:05If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:22:07What?
01:22:09Horace, throw him out.
01:22:11Left.
01:22:15Cut off one hand each.
01:22:18Exile them.
01:22:19And if they come back,
01:22:21kill them on sight.
01:22:33We need to talk.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:36We need to talk.
01:22:54Arthur, I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:58So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:23:12Well, I can't make that choice.
01:23:17You want all of them?
01:23:19Back off.
01:23:20Why are you targeting my husband?
01:23:23Exactly.
01:23:24We don't care who you are.
01:23:26We've been with Arthur longer.
01:23:27We're not afraid of you.
01:23:28Mess with us,
01:23:30and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:23:32Right, honey?
01:23:34I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:56What the hell?
01:23:57How do they have guns?
01:24:02Rise, motherfucker!
01:24:04Come on, Arthur.
01:24:05I know you're in there.
01:24:06You didn't expect this, did you?
01:24:08We got plenty of guns now!
01:24:10We found them in an abandoned military base.
01:24:12That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:24:18Honey, take out your gun too.
01:24:19Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:24:21I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:24:24Damn it.
01:24:25I knew I should have brought more people.
01:24:28We just wiped out the Queen's Manor
01:24:30and found a ton of good shit.
01:24:33We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline.
01:24:36Woo!
01:24:36I feel fucking amazing.
01:24:42They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:44Look, I'm going to make them pay for it.
01:24:47Get to the basement now.
01:24:49No, Arthur.
01:24:49What about you?
01:24:52Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:54I'll draw them away.
01:24:55Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:57Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:59If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:25:01If they set the house on fire, none of us are gonna make it out alive.
01:25:04The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:25:09Come on, Arthur! Come out! I know you're in there! Bring your bitches with you!
01:25:14Remember that souvenir you left for us?
01:25:16When we've come to return the favor, you're surrounded!
01:25:19So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit! Come on!
01:25:38Come on!
01:25:40Keep fighting!
01:25:41I will die for my lives.
01:25:43I can do this all day! I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it!
01:25:47But get to the basement, now!
01:25:49No!
01:25:52If we go, we go together.
01:25:56Yes!
01:25:57If you die, we die with you.
01:25:59Yes!
01:26:00I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me!
01:26:12Okay, but we're covering Tilly.
01:26:16Tilly, get to the basement. There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:26:21My people were slaughtered.
01:26:23I'm a fallen queen now! Why would you still want to help me?
01:26:28As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:39Well, darling, I don't want to live in a world without you. We're in this together.
01:26:52Okay.
01:26:59Spouse affection levels increased.
01:27:01Rewards issued.
01:27:03RPG, 10.
01:27:04MP5, 1.
01:27:06Ammunition, 5,000 rounds.
01:27:0850 armed guards.
01:27:09Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:27:11Are saved.
01:27:23Let's reload and bump straight to hell.
01:27:27Okay, okay, you got me. I surrender. Stop shooting.
01:27:33Get your ass out here. Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:27:39Fine, but guns down first. If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:46Alright!
01:27:48You come out nice and slow. No funny business!
01:28:03Surprise, motherfucker!
01:28:05Oh, shit!
01:28:14I used to be a lowly scavenger. Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:28:24My wives gave me a reason to live. So I live to protect them.
01:28:30Babe.
01:28:31You should be afraid.
01:28:35Baby, here you go.
01:28:39Darling, don't forget, you're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:43And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:47Honey, why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:50Alright, ladies. We'll get some rest.
01:28:53I have a city to run.
01:28:56Your Majesty.
01:28:58Detecting children. Human civilization progress. 60%.
01:29:02This is the start of my empire.
01:29:04You ain't seen nothing yet.
01:29:06You can't, you can't.
01:29:08You can't, you can't.
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