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00:00:05It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0995% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:14What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:18I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:22The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:25Eat or be eaten.
00:00:30It won't.
00:00:49Season 2 is the 1.
00:00:50The world runs away at World War 3.
00:00:50I don't think we need to beorf's.
00:00:51I have been waiting for seven to win.
00:00:52They spent more than 14 years, and they were still getting damaged.
00:00:53It's been a long time.
00:01:01what that's it look man that's all your stuff's worth ring booze or meds next time they get you
00:01:08more i have to make this last all week
00:01:28last item of the day boys two lovely sisters
00:01:53early 20s healthy strong enough to work young enough to bed children
00:02:08what the hell seriously who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now exactly just an
00:02:18ungrateful mouth to feed half the time they don't even work god forbid you knock them up then you're
00:02:25forever
00:02:30if no one else is bidding maybe i have a chance to save them
00:02:35but even if i did we would just starve to death
00:02:40this world sucks
00:02:41look at that skin and those tints
00:02:47when's the last time in you ever fucked something that good eh
00:02:50limited time offer boys two for one
00:02:54place those bids
00:02:57i was the daughter of the richest family in the city
00:03:00now i'm being sold as a bundle deal
00:03:02i swear i could kill every one of those creeps
00:03:14suitable host detected system activation complete rescue mission required
00:03:19what what the hell is this am i the only one seeing this
00:03:25this system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization
00:03:30this thing is alien tech
00:03:32its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse
00:03:40preserve humanity
00:03:44compatible partner confirmed rescue required to initiate binding time remaining
00:03:51three minutes failure will result in host death
00:04:01it won't come on wait is that why that guy's arm was gray he failed to do with the system
00:04:10what do i do now
00:04:28easy gentlemen this blade cuts everyone the same you want these girls you're gonna have to bid like
00:04:37everyone else
00:04:41he didn't attack us
00:04:43he's not like the others
00:04:46if the guns still existed i'd already have those girls
00:04:50the warhead white top guns that knife wouldn't mean shit
00:04:54yeah
00:04:58i'm gonna stand for this stupid ass auction wait wait wait wait
00:05:02what if we buy them have our uh gun and then sell them off
00:05:09what if they die
00:05:10well then we sell them cheap
00:05:15what works for me
00:05:16all right
00:05:17one
00:05:19can
00:05:20of food
00:05:21hey who's gonna beat that
00:05:29no
00:05:30i can't let this happen
00:05:33if i don't stop it i'll die
00:05:40one can
00:05:43and
00:05:45and a bar of chocolate
00:05:51arthur
00:05:52those girls
00:05:54are mine
00:05:55don't you dare get in my way
00:05:58easy
00:05:58gentlemen the ladies are watching
00:06:02let's keep it civil now
00:06:06all right
00:06:08you want to play
00:06:10i'll show you what you're up against
00:06:14two
00:06:15cans
00:06:18two cans
00:06:20looks like jack's feeling generous
00:06:23it's the same
00:06:24asshole since high school
00:06:25the world's falling apart and they're still trying to screw me over
00:06:29what's wrong trash rat
00:06:30you scared
00:06:32come on
00:06:32show us what you got
00:06:39host death
00:06:40in 30 seconds
00:06:42shit
00:06:43i can't let jack get his hands on the girls
00:06:49last game
00:06:50you're not getting your hands on those girls jack i'm not gonna let that happen
00:06:55he's not doing this for himself
00:06:59is he trying to save us
00:07:03spouse affection increase detected
00:07:06reward granted
00:07:07item issued
00:07:0820 cans of meat
00:07:1020 cans of produce
00:07:1220 units of purified water
00:07:27holy
00:07:28shit this is a lot of food
00:07:31i could live off this for months
00:07:34oh too bad looks like it looks like you're out of beds
00:07:38dude really thought he was a hero
00:07:41what a joke
00:07:43you think you can compete with me over women
00:07:46come on you've been a loser since high school money girls whatever it is
00:07:52i always get there first
00:08:01oh yeah
00:08:03yeah
00:08:05well how about this
00:08:29how the hell did he get all those cans
00:08:30no way i saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar
00:08:34whatever he bids
00:08:36i bet in one more can
00:08:39so
00:08:41are you bidding
00:08:42all right
00:08:47if no one else is bidding looks like these sisters are gonna go to our friend here
00:08:51going once
00:08:54going twice
00:09:10rescue and host binding complete
00:09:13increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards
00:09:22i
00:09:24Watch how I leave you all behind.
00:09:26Don't do silver, go and get my gold.
00:09:29I've been getting ready, ready on your market.
00:09:31Ready, set, go, go and take a free step.
00:09:34And you can do all your best to try.
00:09:36But you know that I'm the winner till the day I die.
00:09:44I saved two girls and beat Jack.
00:09:48This system is insane.
00:09:54Next time I see you, I won't be taking just your rash.
00:10:22We'll head back to my place, but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:10:41Compatible spouse detested. Rescue required for binding. Failure to complete will result in post-death. Time to complete two minutes.
00:10:49This again? In only two minutes?
00:10:54Told ya, I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl.
00:10:56I know where Billy keeps his goods. I can take you there.
00:10:59Bridget, why don't we take care of his goods?
00:11:01Your first just had two women taken away from me.
00:11:04I am pissed.
00:11:06And you're gonna help.
00:11:20Stay here.
00:11:21You are gonna help me work that anger out.
00:11:37Arthur, you again?
00:11:39You're fucking dead.
00:11:41I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and beat you to the strays!
00:11:45Stay back!
00:11:47Really? A bottle of water?
00:11:55Molotov!
00:12:08Shit! That was my only Molotov.
00:12:1345 seconds remaining until host death.
00:12:22Where did you even get that?
00:12:24I sank the gas from a wrecked car just enough to scare him off.
00:12:27What? So what do we do now?
00:12:29God, I'll need to bluff now.
00:12:31Take one more step and I'll burn this whole place to the ground!
00:12:34God damn it, Arthur! You already have two of them, you gotta take her too!
00:12:38Post death in 20 seconds.
00:12:45Fuck! Why won't they back off?
00:12:54Arthur, you're dead. You hear me? I'm dead!
00:12:59This is not over. I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:14Come on, let's go! Go! Go!
00:13:22Thank you. You saved my life.
00:13:26Rescue mission complete. Partner count increased. Current total, 3. Affection metrics.
00:13:32Mary, 15.
00:13:34Karen, 10.
00:13:38Susan, 10.
00:13:42Maybe I can trust this guy.
00:13:45Rough around the edges, but he's got guts.
00:13:48Spells affection levels increased. Rewards issued.
00:13:51Medicine, 10 units.
00:13:532 MP5 submachine guns.
00:13:554 clips of ammunition.
00:13:5750 rounds each.
00:13:58Items can be retrieved at any time.
00:14:00Two rifles?
00:14:01But guns are extinct.
00:14:03And now I've got two?
00:14:05Food, meds, weapons?
00:14:06I might actually be the apex.
00:14:09Woohoo!
00:14:10Woohoo!
00:14:11Woohoo!
00:14:12Hey, let's move.
00:14:13It's not safe here.
00:14:14Come on.
00:14:24Uh, welcome to the Five Star Apocalypse Hotel.
00:14:28No hot water, no bed sheets, but hey, it's free.
00:14:34Hope you don't mind.
00:14:36You're kidding. How can this Chewbac fit whole four of us?
00:14:40I don't mind at all.
00:14:42You saved us.
00:14:43It's more than enough.
00:14:46We can clean the place up a bit.
00:14:48It's gonna be fine.
00:14:52I'm Arthur Morgan.
00:14:54You are...
00:14:56I'm Karen Linton.
00:14:58And this is my little sister.
00:15:00We survived one of the battles and then got caught.
00:15:04I'm Mary.
00:15:11Really?
00:15:13None of you know who I am?
00:15:18I'm a Hollywood star.
00:15:21Who?
00:15:22Country pumpkins.
00:15:24I was supposed to escape with my dad, but he left without me, so I got caught right after.
00:15:31Well, from now on, where are your wives?
00:15:35I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:15:38Hey, let's just eat something first.
00:15:41Make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:15:44I'll help.
00:15:45Okay.
00:15:46Right.
00:15:48Damn.
00:15:49She really knows how to butter people up.
00:15:52Great.
00:15:52He probably thinks I'm a pain.
00:15:55Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
00:15:59But me?
00:16:00Marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:16:02Hell no.
00:16:02No.
00:16:03Alright, we'll start with chicken soup.
00:16:05About half a gallon.
00:16:06I'm just gonna fill this up to that line right there.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:23Wow.
00:16:24How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:16:33Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:40Well, what were you staring at?
00:16:54Nothing.
00:16:56Just...
00:16:58I don't want you overdoing it.
00:17:00I got it.
00:17:02It's fine.
00:17:04You cut us out of that auction.
00:17:07So I'm your wife now.
00:17:10I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:17:14Anything to make you happy.
00:17:41She's cute.
00:17:42Okay.
00:17:43I got it.
00:17:44Okay?
00:17:44Let me help.
00:17:46Right there.
00:17:52You didn't just save me.
00:17:56You gave me food.
00:17:58A place to stay.
00:18:00If I could stay here the rest of my life, that would make me really happy.
00:18:18Damn.
00:18:20This system is...
00:18:22For real.
00:18:35I just finished cleaning the living room.
00:18:39Wow.
00:18:41She moves fast.
00:18:43Cute.
00:18:44But charm?
00:18:45That's my lane.
00:18:48Okay.
00:18:49Dinner will be ready shortly.
00:18:54Oh no.
00:18:57I think I twisted my ankle.
00:18:59Arthur, honey, could you please hold me?
00:19:01I don't think I can stand.
00:19:03Here, come try to stand.
00:19:04My legs feel really weak right now.
00:19:07It's a good thing you caught me.
00:19:10You're so strong.
00:19:12It makes me feel safe.
00:19:15Honestly, I'm kinda looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
00:19:30Babe, you should sleep with me tonight.
00:19:33I can keep you warm.
00:19:35Give you a massage.
00:19:41Maybe even...
00:19:42Oh.
00:19:43Why don't we make things a little more interesting and...
00:19:47See who Arthur chooses.
00:19:51Back in school, all the girls would call me a loser.
00:19:55Now I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:20:09Uh, did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:13No.
00:20:13No.
00:20:14No, nothing.
00:20:15It was just really...
00:20:16Odd in there.
00:20:20Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:24In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:20:28If you didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:20:32These supplies won't last forever.
00:20:35I need to raise their affection levels.
00:20:38So...
00:20:38It isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:20:42And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:20:45They're probably only here for the food.
00:20:49Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:20:52The soup is delicious.
00:21:09Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:12No, I am.
00:21:13It's just...
00:21:15It's really hot in here.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:17Oh, no.
00:21:19Oh, no.
00:21:21Oh, no.
00:21:23Oh, no, no...
00:21:26Oh, no.
00:21:31Ahem.
00:21:32The smell is goin'.
00:21:34Oh!
00:21:34Oh.
00:21:35Oh.
00:21:40Sorry.
00:21:42Oh, Jesus.
00:21:43Oh.
00:21:43Susan.
00:21:44What do you think you're doing?
00:21:46Just giving our husband a little massage.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:52Oh, well, you must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:21:57Maybe you need to lie down.
00:21:58I could help you relax.
00:22:00Great idea.
00:22:02I'll help, too.
00:22:10If I don't make a move, am I going to get kicked out?
00:22:30It's just a massage.
00:22:32That's all.
00:22:32I'll be forever here facing the wall.
00:22:37Now I try to repent.
00:22:42Lord, I try and I regret all of the hurt I have cause I'm no angel.
00:22:50This is too good to be true.
00:22:55Did you guys hear that?
00:22:57Don't leave me alone.
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:03Is everyone okay?
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07Forget the massage.
00:23:08We need to find a bigger place, like, now.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:12Yeah.
00:23:18All right.
00:23:19There should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:23:23Mary?
00:23:25You okay?
00:23:29You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:33I'm okay, though.
00:23:34I should probably stay home and rest.
00:23:36But you go on without me.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41But if you hear a sound, you lock the door and you stay quiet, all right?
00:23:52Okay.
00:23:53Wait.
00:23:56You're not going to leave me, right?
00:24:02I'm going to come right back.
00:24:04I won't abandon my girls.
00:24:09Okay, babe.
00:24:11I'll wait for you.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:26That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:24:29Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:24:32Three women waiting on her and more food than the rest of us combine.
00:24:36Then we take it.
00:24:40All of it.
00:24:53Arthur, you're back already?
00:25:18Well, well, well.
00:25:21Look at you.
00:25:23You look a lot better than you did yesterday.
00:25:38Good.
00:25:39Upgraded our place with supplies.
00:25:41At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:25:46Arthur, something's wrong.
00:25:50Mary?
00:25:51Mary?
00:25:52Mary?
00:25:53Mary?
00:25:53Mary?
00:25:56Arthur, there's a note over here.
00:26:00Your woman is in my hands.
00:26:03Bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse if you want her back.
00:26:07It's Jack and his guys.
00:26:09I should have killed them when I had the chance.
00:26:11Searching by these footprints, there's at least seven or eight of them.
00:26:14They must have teamed up with another group.
00:26:15Those guys are animals.
00:26:17Mary, she might not have made it.
00:26:19No, no.
00:26:20No, Mary is alive.
00:26:21Right?
00:26:22There's no blood anywhere and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:26:25That place is most definitely a trap.
00:26:27They're going to be waiting for us to walk right in.
00:26:29So what do we do?
00:26:40Now both of you stay here.
00:26:42I'm going alone.
00:26:43Alone?
00:26:44Are you crazy?
00:26:45Arthur, don't do anything reckless.
00:26:47You can't just...
00:26:48Hey.
00:26:49Don't worry.
00:26:51I'm going to bring Mary back.
00:27:00I've got a secret weapon.
00:27:10Boss!
00:27:12Can't we have a little, uh, fun with this one first?
00:27:21Arthur was white.
00:27:22Mary really is still alive.
00:27:24He promised Arthur would stay home.
00:27:26I don't trust him alone.
00:27:27Plus my sister is in their hands.
00:27:38Stop thinking with your dick!
00:27:41Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:27:45So we have to stay sharp.
00:28:20Well, well, look who's here.
00:28:24And you even came alone.
00:28:26Did you come here to die?
00:28:28Or to give us some food?
00:28:29He's here because he's pussy whipped.
00:28:33Look at him.
00:28:35Horny fucking dog.
00:28:37Did you bring the stuff for or not?
00:28:41I sure did.
00:28:43Arthur, don't do this for me.
00:28:45I'm not worth it.
00:28:46Shut up!
00:28:48This isn't your time to talk!
00:28:51Don't worry, Mary.
00:28:52I will get you out of here.
00:29:07So we can go hunting.
00:29:09I know a spot.
00:29:10Now, it's kind of isolated.
00:29:12A little bit far away, but I think...
00:29:13Hey, hey, hey, hey, Tony.
00:29:17We good?
00:29:19What?
00:29:20I gave you the goods.
00:29:21You gave me the girl.
00:29:22That was the deal, right?
00:29:24What girl?
00:29:36So you chose the hard way.
00:29:42I gave you the supplies.
00:29:44Now you let Mary go.
00:29:45Anyone here see this idiot hand me anything?
00:29:49Nope.
00:29:49Never seen him before in my life.
00:29:52You heard him.
00:29:53Now beat it.
00:29:55Come on, guys.
00:29:57Let's be fair.
00:30:03Surround him.
00:30:13He is surrounded.
00:30:15We have to help him.
00:30:16Are you crazy?
00:30:18Look how many people there are.
00:30:23Oh, okay.
00:30:26All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:30:27I see what's going on here.
00:30:28I know what you guys are going to do.
00:30:30Be smart.
00:30:31Get the fuck out!
00:30:41I gave you a chance.
00:30:43Get the fuck out.
00:30:46Get the fuck out.
00:30:59Blas, motherfucker!
00:31:02Fuck!
00:31:02Rio Grande got Rio Grande!
00:31:12No way, a gun? A real fucking gun?
00:31:15How the fuck did he get a real gun?
00:31:16There are more of us. He can't have that many rounds.
00:31:19Yeah, yeah. With all the shots he fired, you probably burned through half a leg already.
00:31:22Look, I don't care how many bullets he's got.
00:31:24We rush him together.
00:31:26The first one to kill him gets his supplies and his girls.
00:31:51Come on!
00:31:54Keep betting your lives on my bullets.
00:32:03Don't move!
00:32:06We're not done yet.
00:32:13Look, I'm sorry.
00:32:16Okay?
00:32:16I have nothing to do with this.
00:32:19It is fucking Jack.
00:32:21It's all his fault.
00:32:22He's lying.
00:32:23I didn't do anything.
00:32:25Tony took your girls. He stole your supplies.
00:32:28Don't shoot me!
00:32:30Don't shoot me!
00:32:32We can talk this out!
00:32:34We can talk this out!
00:32:41Don't shoot me!
00:32:48We can talk this out!
00:33:07i thought i was never gonna see you again i told you i'd come back
00:33:13hey what are you doing here i told you guys to stay home
00:33:15we were so worried about you i was so scared i thought you were gonna die
00:33:20oh really that's not what you were saying is that gonna go
00:33:22how was i supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun
00:33:26god that was so hard
00:33:28times are changing but i know where i'm going
00:33:33that's why my blood driving me home
00:33:36vows affection levels increased
00:33:43rewards delivered to residents
00:33:45purified water 20 liters
00:33:47canned meat 20 units
00:33:49milk 20 cartons
00:33:54come on let's go home
00:34:00as for you guys
00:34:05come here
00:34:11don't kill me
00:34:12please
00:34:13please we'll give you back everything shut up on your knees
00:34:22please
00:34:26please don't kill us man we're we're we're classmates right
00:34:32we'll work for you hands on the ground
00:34:34please don't kill me
00:34:52you remember this if you ever come near my wives again i'll shoot you in the skull
00:35:02get out of here
00:35:05now
00:35:15ladies
00:35:17let's have a feast tonight
00:35:19at our new home
00:35:28affection metrics
00:35:29Mary 30 Karen 15 Susan 25 human civilization continuation progress 33%
00:35:41civilization continuation primary objective host must reproduce with
00:35:48compatible partners to preserve human civilization what happens when it
00:35:52reaches a hundred percent
00:35:54baby I brought you a clean towel I'll just see you okay thanks
00:36:02you
00:36:02I
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00:36:30I
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00:36:37I
00:36:37I
00:36:38Arthur, you saved me.
00:36:41Fed me, gave me shelter.
00:36:45Risks everything to bring me back.
00:36:50I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:36:57And I don't really have a future in this world.
00:37:02Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:37:06I know what you're thinking, and I'm going to regret it.
00:37:13But I won't.
00:37:16I choose you.
00:37:36Okay.
00:37:53Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:55It seems like my husband hasn't been able to unwind in a while.
00:38:00It's been a long weekend.
00:38:05I'll take good care of you.
00:38:07I'm back for your time.
00:38:11I can feel the hand on my back.
00:38:15I can feel the heat of your skin.
00:38:19And the taste of your mouth makes me feel alive.
00:38:25I'm hungry for your body.
00:38:28I'm ready for your game.
00:38:30I'm ready for your time.
00:38:31Right there.
00:38:31You take the rest of me.
00:38:33Yes!
00:38:34You take the rest of me.
00:38:34Here you go.
00:38:36You take the rest of me.
00:38:39You get it out of my stone.
00:38:43Take the rest of me.
00:38:46Yes, you do.
00:38:53Arthur!
00:38:54Baby, don't stop.
00:38:58Please!
00:38:59You take the rest of me, oh
00:39:00Unbelievable, she actually made the first move.
00:39:04I won't be left behind.
00:39:06Arthur, I know how to make you feel good.
00:39:11Hold me tighter.
00:39:13Mom, you're driving me insane.
00:39:17Oh my God.
00:39:24Dammit, I want sex too.
00:39:27I want a man.
00:39:35Arthur.
00:39:38Arthur.
00:39:42You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur
00:39:45took down your whole gang alone,
00:39:47and you lost all those supplies?
00:39:49Boss, he had like two AK-47s.
00:39:53I mean, he mowed down a ton of our guns.
00:39:54Hello!
00:39:57If I had a gun, you three would have been a corpse
00:39:59to shreddle with fucking bullets right now.
00:40:01Look, boss, we lost the supplies,
00:40:03but we still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:07Okay, best we can manage.
00:40:1043% alcohol.
00:40:16You lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:18Mmm.
00:40:20Not bad.
00:40:2143%, huh?
00:40:24It'll do.
00:40:27Queen Tilly will love this.
00:40:31As for Arthur,
00:40:33once I finalize a deal with the queen,
00:40:36I will bring her men and go kill him myself.
00:40:39Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:40:50Spouse affection levels detected.
00:40:53Rewards issued.
00:40:54Gasoline.
00:40:5520 liters.
00:40:57Micro generators.
00:40:583 units.
00:40:59Purified water.
00:41:0030 liters.
00:41:01Food.
00:41:0130 cans.
00:41:03Affection metrics.
00:41:04Mary.
00:41:0530.
00:41:05Increased to 50.
00:41:07Susan.
00:41:0735.
00:41:08And Karen.
00:41:0915.
00:41:10Increased to 60.
00:41:12Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:18Karen?
00:41:21Oh, no.
00:41:22He looks so hot.
00:41:25I can't help myself.
00:41:33Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:42Karen, are you okay?
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:46Yeah, I'm...
00:41:46I'm fine.
00:41:49I'm...
00:41:50gonna go change and...
00:41:52I'll come back out.
00:41:53Okay.
00:41:57Whew.
00:41:58That was close.
00:41:59He almost found out about the mutation.
00:42:01What's wrong with her?
00:42:12What is this?
00:42:22I let go of...
00:42:28Basement?
00:42:30I knew something was off.
00:42:33A one-story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:35Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:38Come on.
00:42:40Let's go check it out.
00:42:55What the hell?
00:42:59It's gold.
00:43:01There's gotta be several tons of it.
00:43:04Gold, huh?
00:43:05In this world you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:43:16Now this...
00:43:19This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:24The real gold of our era?
00:43:28These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:30When judging by the wood, they're at least...
00:43:32Free nuclear war?
00:43:33Maybe even older?
00:43:34In a place like this, people need something to get through the day.
00:43:38Cigarettes help with alcohol?
00:43:40That's basically gold now.
00:43:42This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:45The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:48There have to be at least a hundred barrels here.
00:43:51These are all premium whiskies.
00:43:5450 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:57Did you guys know a 12-year-old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:44:04This is the real gold of our era.
00:44:06Look at this much booze.
00:44:09We could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:44:11Make it ours.
00:44:13Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:18Cheers!
00:44:23Cheers!
00:44:30Cheers!
00:44:31Wait, it is pretty good either.
00:44:34Oh, yeah.
00:44:35Oh, yeah.
00:44:39Arthur...
00:44:40Here.
00:44:52Karen?
00:44:54Karen?
00:44:54What are you doing?
00:44:57Are you into women?
00:45:00Karen?
00:45:06It's me, Susan.
00:45:07Stop!
00:45:13Karen!
00:45:14Karen!
00:45:14Are you drunk?
00:45:15Hey, hey, hey!
00:45:17A man!
00:45:19I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:27Karen!
00:45:28Karen, calm down!
00:45:30Calm down!
00:45:31Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:45:33Fuck!
00:45:33No!
00:45:34Fuck!
00:45:35Fuck!
00:45:41Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:45:49She's okay.
00:45:50She just knocked out.
00:45:52What happened?
00:45:53I don't know.
00:45:55She was drunk.
00:45:56She tried to force herself on you or something.
00:45:58No, no, no.
00:45:59She wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:46:01It's the mutation.
00:46:03Mutation?
00:46:04When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:46:07She took the blast head on.
00:46:09The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:46:13An unstable libido.
00:46:16Sometimes it spikes.
00:46:18Violently.
00:46:21So what do we do?
00:46:22I know.
00:46:23She needs adrenaline.
00:46:24A shot of it.
00:46:25But we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:28I know where to get her.
00:46:30Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:32Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen, she's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:46:37And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:43All right.
00:46:44Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:46And after that, I'll meet with the queen.
00:47:06Looks like she held out for a long time.
00:47:09I'm gonna trade this with the queen for adrenaline.
00:47:12Don't you stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:17Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:20A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:25Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:28Wait, so does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:32That's what people say.
00:47:34She's a sadist.
00:47:35She toys men for fun.
00:47:37All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:48It's gonna be okay.
00:47:49I'll be right back.
00:48:19I'll be right back.
00:48:28You're right.
00:48:29This isn't so easy.
00:48:31Who's going to be the best?
00:48:31I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:49Booze for adrenaline.
00:48:5050 bottles worth.
00:48:56Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:48:59You know how that is.
00:49:06I brewed this myself.
00:49:08It's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:49:11I promise you'll like it.
00:49:14Funny.
00:49:15The last guy who said that lost his tongue because I cut it out.
00:49:24Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:28Harder!
00:49:30Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:35You know, you might just barely qualify.
00:49:41That's my footrest.
00:49:43The end comes to us.
00:49:45The end comes to us.
00:49:48The end comes to us.
00:49:49Go try.
00:49:50The end comes to us, oh.
00:50:01That smell.
00:50:03That's real booze.
00:50:05Wait.
00:50:07I'll try it myself.
00:50:14This better be real.
00:50:16Or you won't make it out of here alive.
00:50:28Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:30That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:45Ox?
00:50:47That's Arthur.
00:50:49The fraud.
00:50:53Oh, my old classmate.
00:50:57I didn't even recognize you after all these years.
00:51:01Well, I never forgot about you, Raymond,
00:51:04or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:51:17Arthur, didn't I tell you, when you are being bullied,
00:51:23you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first.
00:51:26But instead, you snitched on me to the deep,
00:51:30and now I'm suspended.
00:51:31You happy now, you piece of shit?
00:51:35You're all going to pay for this.
00:51:40Arthur.
00:51:47Remember the space of yours.
00:51:50You'll start with the rest of your life.
00:51:59That bathroom car that really stuck with you, huh?
00:52:05Now you're scamming us with fake boo?
00:52:07Yeah, that crap.
00:52:08We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:52:12It's the color of piss.
00:52:14How'd you brew them?
00:52:14With your own urine?
00:52:17Oh, God.
00:52:19Guys, guys.
00:52:20Queen Tilt, I heard you got a batch of adrenaline
00:52:22that's about to expire.
00:52:24So I brought these two bottles.
00:52:27Assassin exchange.
00:52:30That's good.
00:52:31That's good.
00:52:54Strong.
00:52:56Before the war, this wouldn't even pass as premium.
00:53:03But now, it's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline.
00:53:09Thank you. Thank you.
00:53:12And as for this fraud, since we're classmates,
00:53:16we could give them a quick, less painful death.
00:53:25And you.
00:53:26How can you decide? You haven't even tried my booze.
00:53:29Wait tilly, why bother? I mean, just look at it. Cloudy as hell.
00:53:33God knows what kind of shit he dumped in there.
00:53:35I know him better than anyone. We went to high school together.
00:53:38He's always been shit. Yeah.
00:53:41Enough!
00:53:45Fine. We'll do this properly.
00:53:48But he can drink it.
00:53:52I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:54:02Good boy.
00:54:19This is insane!
00:54:25It's a gift from God!
00:54:29He's not drinking it.
00:54:30Did I mess up his sense of taste or what?
00:54:35The hell?
00:54:36This guy can actually make booze?
00:54:38I have no idea.
00:54:39I mean, he is the guy that pulled a gun on us, so yeah, maybe?
00:54:45I approve whiskey.
00:54:52Or, he's not drinking it.
00:55:00He's not drinking it.
00:55:03He's not drinking the whole whiskey.
00:55:10I was drinking it.
00:55:11I'm eating whiskey.
00:55:12It's a good boy.
00:55:14I'm eating whiskey?
00:55:15Sure, but I want the fresh adrenaline syringes first.
00:55:22Deal.
00:55:26Oh yeah, that's it. I never thought I'd taste anything like this again.
00:55:32Queen Tilly!
00:55:34Maybe we should talk about what comes next.
00:55:42Yeah, we should.
00:55:45Beat it, all three of you.
00:55:47And take your cheap garbage with you.
00:55:50Arthur, please, just give us, do us a favor.
00:55:53Give us a little bit of adrenaline, please.
00:55:55A little bit. We'll do anything you want.
00:56:00Anything?
00:56:02Yes, anything.
00:56:04Okay.
00:56:06We'll do anything you want.
00:56:09I want you to drink his piss.
00:56:11Arthur, don't be a fucking jerk, man.
00:56:13We've known each other since school.
00:56:14Yeah.
00:56:15Yeah, we did, and look where that got you.
00:56:18Are you serious right now?
00:56:19Queen Tilly, I think it's time to send them out.
00:56:29You fucking touched me.
00:56:30Hey!
00:56:32This isn't over, Arthur!
00:56:34I'll make you pay for it, I will, I swear!
00:56:36A man who can make liquor like this?
00:56:39I need to keep him close.
00:56:42Queen Tilly, now aside from the adrenaline, I'd like to start a business in the wasteland, with your approval.
00:56:50Hmm.
00:56:52Your whiskey bought you a place here.
00:56:54Call me Tilly.
00:56:56And whatever business you run, I take 80%.
00:57:0180?
00:57:02Oh, come on, that's insane!
00:57:04Too much?
00:57:06Well, there is one way that we can waive it.
00:57:10And what might that be?
00:57:15Be.
00:57:17Be.
00:57:17My.
00:57:18Husband.
00:57:2520 of toys here.
00:57:28Pick one.
00:57:30We have time.
00:57:33Oh, uh...
00:57:40Um, you know, maybe I can work with 80%.
00:57:44Shut up!
00:57:45I am tired of the same boring games.
00:57:50I wanna try something different.
00:57:55I'll be the masochist, and you be the sadist.
00:58:03No need to run.
00:58:06No need to hide.
00:58:11As long as young.
00:58:14All the money gets saved.
00:58:17Compatible spouse detected.
00:58:19Rescue required.
00:58:21Subject must be claimed as spouse.
00:58:24Failure will initiate host death.
00:58:26Oh, come on.
00:58:38Here.
00:58:39Call me on this.
00:58:42From now on, your taxes are waived.
00:58:45And as long as you remain in Wasteland City, no one will mess with you ever again.
00:58:51All right, I'll, uh, contact you the day after tomorrow and arrange delivery of the 50 bars.
00:58:57Hmm.
00:58:58No need.
00:58:59I'll come myself.
00:59:01With my people.
00:59:02I hear that you have three wives.
00:59:06I wanna meet them.
00:59:09See what kind of women, besides me, keep you interested.
00:59:18Why do I feel like a male escort?
00:59:21New spouse registered.
00:59:23Reward issued.
00:59:24Anti-radiation serum.
00:59:26Motorcycle.
00:59:27Anti-radiation serum?
00:59:29And a new motorcycle?
00:59:32Spouse's life signal critical.
00:59:34Immediate treatment required.
00:59:35The devil in disguise dies.
00:59:41The devil in disguise dies.
00:59:44The devil in disguise dies.
00:59:58So, let's go in.
01:00:00Hold on.
01:00:02Come here!
01:00:04Come here!
01:00:05Help me!
01:00:06Let her go!
01:00:06Help me!
01:00:08Help me!
01:00:12Help me!
01:00:13I'm dead!
01:00:14I'm dead!
01:00:14I'm dead!
01:00:15I'm dead!
01:00:22I'm dead!
01:00:23Ah!
01:00:24Ah!
01:00:27Ah!
01:00:29Ah!
01:00:29Ah!
01:00:31Ah!
01:00:33Ah!
01:00:34Ah!
01:00:35Ah!
01:00:35Karen, stop!
01:00:36Ah!
01:00:37Ah!
01:00:39Ah!
01:00:39Ah!
01:00:40She's having a full episode!
01:00:41She's lost control!
01:00:44Ah!
01:00:45Ah!
01:00:46Ah!
01:00:48Ah!
01:00:49Ah!
01:00:50Ah!
01:00:50Ah!
01:00:51Ah!
01:00:51Karen!
01:00:52Let me...
01:00:53Okay.
01:01:02Karen, stop!
01:01:04Karen, stop!
01:01:06Karen, stop!
01:01:06Karen!
01:01:06Get it off!
01:01:07Karen!
01:01:11Oh, I can't hold her much longer!
01:01:13Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:01:15What if I could?
01:01:16You look at me!
01:01:17I can't get hard like this!
01:01:18No!
01:01:34Oh!
01:01:36Oh!
01:01:40Oh, I can't hold her out!
01:01:43Karen!
01:01:45Oh!
01:01:47Oh!
01:01:48Oh!
01:01:49Karen. Karen, no, no. Come on.
01:01:53Warning. Spouse life signal critical.
01:01:55If spouse death is confirmed, post-death protocol will initiate.
01:02:00No, Karen, come on. Come on. Come on, Karen, stay with me.
01:02:05Come on. Come on. Stay with me. Come on, Karen.
01:02:09Why is this happening? I already gave her the adrenaline.
01:02:12Come on.
01:02:14Karen, wake up.
01:02:16Spouse life status. Karen, 0%. Post-death in 10 seconds.
01:02:23Midbox. Midbox. Come on, Karen, I'm not going to lose you.
01:02:27I'm out of options. Please let this work.
01:02:30Come on, Karen, I'm not going to lose you.
01:02:34Stay with me.
01:02:36Karen.
01:02:49Come on, Karen.
01:02:52Come on, Karen.
01:02:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:03:02Karen.
01:03:05No.
01:03:07I'm okay. You're okay. You're okay. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
01:03:13Kristen. I'm so sorry. I'm right. Are you okay?
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:20I'm okay.
01:03:24You're still with us.
01:03:28Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:30The burning feeling, it's, it's gone.
01:03:34I'm normal. I'm normal now.
01:03:39So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:43It actually worked.
01:03:45Spouse affection levels increased.
01:03:48Rewards issued.
01:03:49Formal dresses.
01:03:51Three sets.
01:04:06Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:04:10Come get your whiskey.
01:04:12Barrel-aged.
01:04:13Free samples.
01:04:15Oh, my God.
01:04:16Where did he get a gun?
01:04:18Free samples?
01:04:19This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:04:22I'm trying to find out.
01:04:23One sample for a person.
01:04:34Hey, Barrel.
01:04:36This is everything I have.
01:04:38Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:39Can I get a half?
01:04:40Actually, since you're my first customers,
01:04:43you each get a bottle.
01:04:45Skid rocks!
01:04:50Goal, no!
01:04:51I grabbed it first!
01:04:52Goal!
01:04:52I grabbed it first!
01:04:53Goal!
01:05:00I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:05:05So if you want a taste,
01:05:09line up.
01:05:24What do you got?
01:05:28Used to be Special Forces,
01:05:29Army Ranger.
01:05:31Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:34Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:37An ex-Marine?
01:05:39That will prove useful.
01:05:44Now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:47One bottle a month.
01:05:51Hell, for that,
01:05:52I laid down my life for you.
01:05:56I used to run gangs.
01:06:00I got five under me.
01:06:03We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:06:10I asked for you guys.
01:06:12I need salesmen.
01:06:14You know this town better than anyone?
01:06:16Spread out.
01:06:18Find customers.
01:06:19Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:2230%?
01:06:23You're too generous.
01:06:24Thank you, boss.
01:06:25Thank you, boss.
01:06:26Thank you, boss.
01:06:31Things sure are looking up.
01:06:36I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:38Four wives are enough.
01:06:40Okay, on your feet.
01:06:42Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:44I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:46I don't need more women.
01:06:48Yes, boss.
01:06:51Let's get this party started.
01:07:08First day, and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:07:12Not a bad haul.
01:07:21I wonder what Arthur is doing, need I ask.
01:07:25He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:37Count's done, boss.
01:07:39We're all good.
01:07:42Human civilization continuation progress.
01:07:4747%.
01:07:48So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:08:05I'm out of bullets.
01:08:07System hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:08:09I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:08:13Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:08:17Please seize the reproduction window.
01:08:21Baby, we should shower together.
01:08:25Arthur.
01:08:27My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:29Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:32Hey, me first.
01:08:35Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:45Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:48The four of us saves water.
01:09:05Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:09:10We represent Queen Tilly.
01:09:15Come on, boys.
01:09:16Payday.
01:09:17Doing the Queen's work.
01:09:18Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:19Come on, boys.
01:09:20Get that money.
01:09:21Doing the Queen's business.
01:09:22There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:24Come on.
01:09:27Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:28We're good.
01:09:29We're good.
01:09:30What's up?
01:09:32What's going on?
01:09:34These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:37Business looking pretty good.
01:09:39But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:41Taxes?
01:09:42What taxes?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:48You got to pay 80%.
01:09:50Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:53Here.
01:09:55Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:57I don't know your thing.
01:09:59How dare you call her by her first name?
01:10:02You must have a death wish, punk.
01:10:08Oh.
01:10:18I'll say it again.
01:10:20The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:23So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:28She's Tilly Jackson, the goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:33Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:37First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:40And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:45How dare you?
01:10:46Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the queen.
01:10:50As her trusted tax collector, you must punish him.
01:10:53That's right.
01:10:54The queen put me in charge.
01:10:56And I'm going to charge you 90% now.
01:11:00Now, you got 10 minutes to come up with 100 barrels.
01:11:04You fail to do that.
01:11:06I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:11:16Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the queen first?
01:11:25I'm not going to take up her precious time.
01:11:31The queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:36She takes all the taxes.
01:11:39You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:48Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:53Well, it's priceless.
01:11:55I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:58Are you threatening us right now?
01:12:00Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:12:04Right, right.
01:12:05I got this.
01:12:06Look, I get it.
01:12:08I get it.
01:12:08You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:12:15The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now,
01:12:23or I'm going to have my horny boys back here.
01:12:26Fuck up your cheap sluts, and I'm going to make you watch.
01:12:32All right, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:36Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:12:42This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:49You really want to follow him?
01:12:52So he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:54I think it's ridiculous to think his women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:13:00You're free to choose.
01:13:02But remember this.
01:13:04Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:13:08All right, you got three seconds to decide.
01:13:13Either you stand with this guy,
01:13:16or you won't survive the Wasteland.
01:13:19Three.
01:13:21Two.
01:13:24One.
01:13:35I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:39See that?
01:13:41That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:44Doesn't matter how many supplies you have,
01:13:47you're still worthless.
01:13:50Now, you got two choices before you.
01:13:53Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:13:56and you ask for forgiveness,
01:13:58and then you give a hundred barrels,
01:14:02or option two.
01:14:04You let me screw those three girls.
01:14:09Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:14:12That's gonna be a bargain for you.
01:14:15You're being quite generous today, Mr. Ross.
01:14:18I know.
01:14:19I haven't even asked him to drink piss.
01:14:21Yet.
01:14:24I don't understand.
01:14:25Why doesn't her husband just shoot him?
01:14:27He'll only make things worse.
01:14:34Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the Wasteland
01:14:37is based on one thing.
01:14:39Loyalty.
01:14:40Her people would die for her.
01:14:43They don't fear death?
01:14:45No clear or full out left us with nothing.
01:14:47Only our faith.
01:14:49That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:51Faith?
01:14:53Belief?
01:14:54Reason to live?
01:14:56Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:58But we have too many critical supplies.
01:15:00There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:15:03Then what do we do?
01:15:05We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:15:10And if I had enough bullets,
01:15:11I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:15:14So, you made up your mind, you?
01:15:17You're gonna get down on all fours
01:15:20and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:21Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:25Do you even have to ask?
01:15:28Obviously, he's setting the chairs.
01:15:32I'll choose the third option.
01:15:34Third option?
01:15:35Fuck off!
01:15:36You have no right to negotiate.
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:39Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:15:39Let me...
01:15:40Get here!
01:15:42Whoa!
01:15:46That's Queen Chewie's beeper.
01:15:48How'd he get that?
01:15:49Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:15:52That's imbalkable.
01:15:57Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:05Missed me already?
01:16:07Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:16:09See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:16:13What?
01:16:14Which idiots have a death wish?
01:16:17I'll be there in ten.
01:16:19Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:29Mr. Ross!
01:16:30Kill him!
01:16:31How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:33End him now!
01:16:34I swear you're dead.
01:16:35Dead!
01:16:36I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of me.
01:16:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:40Calm down, Randy.
01:16:41Calm down, calm down.
01:16:42You got riled up.
01:16:44Now, you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewie on that there toy?
01:16:50Yeah, that's right.
01:16:51I did.
01:16:52I'm her husband.
01:16:59So, you better back off before you regret it.
01:17:02I'm her husband!
01:17:04He said I'm her husband!
01:17:06He's insane!
01:17:07Mr. Ross is scared out of his thighs!
01:17:10So hard in years!
01:17:13Now, I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:29Oh, now you can't whine until your little wittle toy.
01:17:33Oh, sad face.
01:17:37Now, I hate to break the news to you, but...
01:17:40Oh, I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:45No.
01:17:46I decided, boys, I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:58Trash the place, take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:18:03And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:18:06Go!
01:18:10People, what are you doing?
01:18:17Queen Tilly, we're almost there.
01:18:20Both feet ahead!
01:18:29Mr. Ross, take a break.
01:18:32Save some energy for later.
01:18:34You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:36I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:38Cheers.
01:18:43Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:46Leave the other two for me, all right?
01:18:48Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:52Hey, hey you!
01:18:53Get over here and get poorer.
01:18:57Boss, I think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:59Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:19:01Johnny!
01:19:22Are you out of your minds?
01:19:31What's going on here?
01:19:32Queen Tilly!
01:19:33You're just in time!
01:19:35We just caught this guy.
01:19:37He's a guilty of tax evasion, and he resisted arrest.
01:19:40I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:42Like, Jack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:46He's undermining your authority, man.
01:19:51Oh, you're quite the popular man.
01:19:54And you're quite late.
01:19:55It's not very nice of you.
01:19:58Hey, shut your mouth.
01:19:59Hey, shut your mouth.
01:20:00You don't speak to the queen that way.
01:20:04Who broke these?
01:20:07Oh, we did.
01:20:09That's right.
01:20:10We saved you the trouble.
01:20:11You didn't want to have that bootleg stuff.
01:20:13It's crap.
01:20:14That's right.
01:20:15And this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:20:18His wife.
01:20:20Hey, Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:20:22I don't even know how someone like you could possibly...
01:20:25Whoa, hey.
01:20:29Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:32No, no, no.
01:20:33That's not what I meant.
01:20:35Wait a minute.
01:20:36You mean that you and he actually...
01:20:38Fuck!
01:20:42Holy...
01:20:43Queen Tilly, he's just trash.
01:20:47Literally a scavenger.
01:20:53He is my husband.
01:20:55What?
01:20:58Those bottles were made for me by him.
01:21:02What?
01:21:18Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:21:23It was him.
01:21:26He made us do it.
01:21:27He set us up.
01:21:28Oh, come on.
01:21:29Don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:31Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:33Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:35Who broke my bottles?
01:21:39Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:44What?
01:21:47Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:50I didn't know...
01:21:51Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:53I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:56Son of a bitch.
01:21:57Arthur, please save me.
01:21:59I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:22:01Ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:22:03I'm sorry about earlier.
01:22:05If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:22:07What?
01:22:08Horace, throw him out.
01:22:11Left.
01:22:15Cut off one hand each.
01:22:18Exile them.
01:22:19And if they come back, kill them on sight.
01:22:24No.
01:22:25No.
01:22:25You don't understand.
01:22:27What?
01:22:28Get up.
01:22:33We need to talk.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:54Arthur, I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:58So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:23:12Well, I can't make that choice.
01:23:17You want all of them?
01:23:19Back off.
01:23:20Why are you targeting my husband?
01:23:23Exactly.
01:23:24We don't care who you are.
01:23:26We've been with Arthur longer.
01:23:27We're not afraid of you.
01:23:29Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:23:32Right, honey?
01:23:34I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:55What the hell?
01:23:57How do they have guns?
01:24:02Surprise, motherfucker!
01:24:04Come on, Arthur.
01:24:05I know you're in there.
01:24:06You didn't expect this, did you?
01:24:08We got plenty of guns now!
01:24:10Found them in an abandoned military base.
01:24:12That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:24:18Honey, take out your gun too.
01:24:19Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:24:21I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:24:23Damn it.
01:24:25I knew I should have brought more people.
01:24:28We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit!
01:24:33We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline!
01:24:36Woo!
01:24:36I feel fucking amazing!
01:24:42They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:44Look, I'm gonna make them pay for it.
01:24:47Get to the basement now.
01:24:49No, Arthur!
01:24:49What about you?
01:24:52Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:54I'll draw them away.
01:24:55Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:57Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:59If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:25:01If they set the house on fire, none of us are gonna make it out alive.
01:25:04The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:25:09Come on, Arthur!
01:25:10Come out!
01:25:10I know you're in there!
01:25:12I bring your bitches with ya!
01:25:14Remember that souvenir you left for us when we've come to return the favor!
01:25:18You're surrounded!
01:25:19So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit!
01:25:22Come on!
01:25:38Come on!
01:25:39Come on!
01:25:40Come on!
01:25:41I will die for my lives.
01:25:43I can do this all day!
01:25:45I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it!
01:25:47But get to the basement now!
01:25:49No!
01:25:52If we go, we go together.
01:25:56Yes.
01:25:57If you die, we die with you.
01:25:59Yes.
01:26:00I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me.
01:26:04No!
01:26:12Okay.
01:26:14But we're covering Tilly.
01:26:16Tilly, get to the basement.
01:26:18There are plenty of supplies down there that'll last you for a while.
01:26:21My people were slaughtered.
01:26:23I'm a fallen queen now.
01:26:25Why would you still want to help me?
01:26:28That's the queen.
01:26:29It's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:39Well, darling.
01:26:42I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:26:46We're at least together.
01:26:53Okay.
01:26:59Spouse affection levels increased.
01:27:02Rewards issued.
01:27:03RPG, 10.
01:27:04MP5, 1.
01:27:06Ammunition, 5,000 rounds.
01:27:0850 armed guards.
01:27:09Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:27:11Are saved.
01:27:23Let's reload and bump straight to hell.
01:27:27Okay.
01:27:28Okay.
01:27:28You got me.
01:27:29I surrender.
01:27:31Stop shooting.
01:27:33Get your ass out here.
01:27:36Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:27:39Fine.
01:27:40But guns down first.
01:27:42If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:47All right.
01:27:49You come out nice and slow.
01:27:52No funny business.
01:28:03Surprise, motherfucker.
01:28:05Oh, shit.
01:28:07Oh, shit.
01:28:14I used to be a lowly scavenger.
01:28:17Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:28:24My wives gave me a reason to live.
01:28:27So I live to protect them.
01:28:30Babe.
01:28:31Okay, these.
01:28:35Baby, here you go.
01:28:38Hmm.
01:28:39Darling.
01:28:40Don't forget.
01:28:41You're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:43And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:47Honey.
01:28:48Why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:50All right, ladies.
01:28:52We'll get some rest.
01:28:54I have a city to run.
01:28:56Your majesty.
01:28:58Detecting children.
01:29:00Human civilization progress.
01:29:0260%.
01:29:02This is the start of my empire.
01:29:05You ain't seen nothing yet.
01:29:06You ain't seen nothing yet.
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