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00:00:25Jesus, Mom!
00:00:27Can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that?
00:00:30Please?
00:00:30Oh, please!
00:00:32Don't be such a child.
00:00:34Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See?
00:00:46The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:00:48Still safe and sound.
00:00:49Well, you should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:56And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:09Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know.
00:01:22Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:27And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Mom, no.
00:01:39Please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please.
00:01:45Understand?
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:53Remember.
00:02:01Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:03This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights.
00:02:11Fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:29That would be $25.
00:02:32I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:56There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I'm in Vegas like I said it would be old, man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:12Remember your mission.
00:03:14Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:03:20debts.
00:03:20You mean your debts?
00:03:22Quiet!
00:03:22It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:29Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:03:33I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:39Dad's secret is just a kid.
00:03:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it until then you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:47Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:51Good!
00:03:52And you!
00:03:53Keep practicing!
00:03:55You sound god-awful!
00:03:57The heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:13It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:17Who remembers shipping in his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:20No way.
00:04:21Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it when I was sitting at like 2am.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:27It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:29But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The wand of light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:55Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I'm Lele, by the way.
00:05:04Lele Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lele Collins.
00:05:12Damn.
00:05:13He's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:16Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:42Okay, Svenson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:59Eric motherfucking Svenson.
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghosted me for three months after sleeping with me?
00:06:04And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:11I know exactly who you are.
00:06:27You know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:43You nervous?
00:06:45Not at all.
00:06:47You can always fold, you know.
00:06:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:53Not a chance.
00:06:55I'm here to win.
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02I am very focused.
00:07:07Are you guys done making gugu eyes at each other or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:13I call.
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:18But don't worry.
00:07:20I'll let you go another round.
00:07:22Once I beat you.
00:07:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:32Eric?
00:07:38Eric?
00:07:49I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:56Do you want me to stop?
00:08:13Let's see.
00:08:13Let him watch.
00:08:16Give him a show.
00:08:28Wait.
00:08:29Wait.
00:08:30Please don't stop.
00:08:31Use your words.
00:08:33Tell me what you want.
00:08:35I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:37Please.
00:08:38That's a good girl.
00:08:45Eric.
00:08:49Wait.
00:08:50Wait, I think I'm gonna...
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59That was from him.
00:09:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:10Beginner Lux.
00:09:12Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:14No can do.
00:09:16I have a date with a...
00:09:18very pretty lady.
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:30It is Vegas.
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:46No.
00:09:47It wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:53Hmm.
00:09:54It's very distracting.
00:09:57Well, you know it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:10:02I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:13Eric, there are people.
00:10:16And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:21I should stop.
00:10:22This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:25I knew you were right before.
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:28And who out there is exactly as they present.
00:10:32But I am...
00:10:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:36For once in my life, I...
00:10:39I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:42Just live in the moment.
00:10:44And I think you...
00:10:47can help me do that.
00:10:55Remove the camouflage.
00:10:57I want you to see you.
00:10:59The real you.
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:04I already know who you are.
00:11:07The real you...
00:11:09wants to let go.
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:11:18He really wants me.
00:11:20The real me.
00:11:21Fuck.
00:11:23You are gorgeous.
00:11:27I want you, Eric.
00:11:30I need you.
00:11:35Spread your legs for me.
00:11:41Keep your eyes open.
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come...
00:11:47all over my fingers.
00:11:53Keep your eyes open.
00:12:00I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:12:02They can't if you stay quiet.
00:12:04Keep your eyes open.
00:12:06Or I'll stop.
00:12:11That's a good girl.
00:12:13Look down at my hand.
00:12:19Oh my god, they hurt me.
00:12:21They can't.
00:12:22Just relax.
00:12:24I can't, Eric.
00:12:27It's okay.
00:12:29Don't think.
00:12:31Just fail.
00:12:33Tell me anything.
00:12:34So good.
00:12:36But I need more, Eric.
00:12:41You feel so good.
00:12:44I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:47I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:48So I'm going to make you come.
00:12:51I'll beat you there.
00:12:53I'm going to go down.
00:12:55And I want you to scream my name and let it go.
00:12:58Five.
00:12:59Four.
00:13:01Three.
00:13:03Two.
00:13:04One.
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand.
00:13:31In front of other people.
00:13:33I think this is your floor.
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at eight o'clock.
00:13:45If you decide that you want more.
00:13:47See you there.
00:13:58How does he know what floor I was on?
00:14:05How does he know what floor I was on?
00:14:06So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:09Mm-hmm.
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:13Me?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:17The boring one, if you will.
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:14:22All the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:25I don't believe you.
00:14:26I mean, I know how you are at an elevator.
00:14:29Oh, come on.
00:14:32Come on.
00:14:34It's Vegas.
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:37Just for tonight.
00:14:41So, any bad ideas?
00:14:47Just one.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:11No games.
00:15:13Just fuck me already.
00:15:15I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:16You consider me rude.
00:15:18You think we could take it slow?
00:15:19Your lips say one thing.
00:15:21But your body says something else.
00:15:35Wait.
00:15:37Shit.
00:15:39I almost lost my cool.
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:44Oh my god.
00:15:45I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:47That was so embarrassing.
00:15:48This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:50That was way too much.
00:15:51Hey.
00:15:52You're never too much.
00:15:54You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:56Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out!
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:01Tonight's about you.
00:16:02Remember?
00:16:03Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:06Do something that you want to do.
00:16:08Something no one would expect.
00:16:10Maybe he's right.
00:16:12I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:18For once in my life,
00:16:20I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:22She spotted the chapel.
00:16:25Just like I planned.
00:16:29So are you, uh...
00:16:31You sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary.
00:16:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:35The handfast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:39So?
00:16:40Are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:44Ah!
00:16:45Come on!
00:16:49Let's go!
00:16:55You nervous?
00:16:58Just...
00:16:59Never been married before.
00:17:07Uh, it's my sister. I need to take this.
00:17:09Oh, yeah. Take your time.
00:17:11Elvis here wants me to pick out a handfast bouquet.
00:17:14Hey, mama. Let's get some flowers for you. Come on.
00:17:15Let's do it.
00:17:17You need to come home. Now.
00:17:19I can't. Secret.
00:17:21Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:17:22He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:26He looks at me weird. It really freaks me out.
00:17:28You were my big brother, E.
00:17:30I need you. Here.
00:17:32Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:33But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:37Okay?
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:43Is everything okay?
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:51You, uh...
00:17:52You sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary.
00:17:56Come on. We'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:16Hey.
00:18:18Right. Only temporary.
00:18:20Unless you get handfasted under a full moon, then the handfast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:26But she doesn't know that. And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:31Is your sister okay? Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong.
00:18:37We're about to get buried in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:40What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:47Let's get this show started.
00:18:49Woo!
00:19:16This is it.
00:19:18I have the Wand of Light.
00:19:20The most powerful object in the world.
00:19:22Now, if I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father.
00:19:27Set Sigrid and I free.
00:19:35But I already betrayed her once.
00:19:41GIF oil IV
00:19:421
00:19:422
00:20:061
00:20:19I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:21Be back soon.
00:20:32It's only temporary.
00:20:33Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:38Hmm, that's weird.
00:20:41The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:51So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:57No, it's...
00:20:59complicated.
00:21:00Complicated?
00:21:01Or distracted?
00:21:03You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir
00:21:06and bind her power to this family.
00:21:08Not to play house.
00:21:10You're a Svensson.
00:21:11Act like one.
00:21:12Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:15I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:18I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:21Then stop hesitating.
00:21:23If the rumors about the wand of light are true,
00:21:25we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:28So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl
00:21:30and then bring her to me, idiot.
00:21:41He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:53You lying piece of cruel shit!
00:21:56You didn't want me.
00:21:57You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:22:01I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:22:03You still lied to me, Eric.
00:22:05You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:22:07That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:09Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:11You lied before, before you decided to mess with me.
00:22:13Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever.
00:22:17I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:18I'm trying to save mine.
00:22:19Oh, I know all about you, Svensons.
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal
00:22:25to get whatever you fucking want.
00:22:27I should have caught it at the poker table,
00:22:29but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:32The hand fast, Mark, it'll fade.
00:22:35Just like you, just like whatever this was.
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick.
00:22:39Not that part.
00:22:41Not with you.
00:22:42It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand.
00:22:49Lily, what?
00:22:51When this fades, Eric,
00:22:53I will never have to see you again.
00:23:08So, that didn't happen.
00:23:12My older sister, Effie, told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:17Then a month went by.
00:23:20Then, well...
00:23:25See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:27It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:30Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:37Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:51I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys, nothing, not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:12Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:16Now, the emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:21No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand, too.
00:24:26I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:55What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:58Nothing.
00:24:59I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring them that wand.
00:25:04Payday?
00:25:05Someone sent you!
00:25:07Who?
00:25:08I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:10Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:12Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:20No!
00:25:25No!
00:25:26No!
00:25:29Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:25:31You're in over your head.
00:25:34I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:25:39Suit yourself.
00:25:44Suit yourself.
00:25:46Shut up!
00:25:53What the fuck?
00:26:08Get off me!
00:26:09She has the wand!
00:26:11I got the wand.
00:26:12I'll get the rest later.
00:26:16No!
00:26:20You are the reason I lost the wand!
00:26:23Who are you?
00:26:29The hand fast mark.
00:26:34Hello, wife.
00:26:35Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role-playing, but it looks like you're more into bondage.
00:26:47I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:52You should be thanking me.
00:26:54I did just save your home.
00:26:55Thanking you?
00:26:56You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:26:59How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute.
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:09God, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:13Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:27:18here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spensing schemes?
00:27:29I-I-I just-I need it, okay? It's-it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:34No!
00:27:35Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:27:41hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or worse.
00:27:47No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand! That shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back!
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance.
00:28:06I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:10the divorce spell.
00:28:11Please, Lily, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:28:15I can't trust him. I shouldn't.
00:28:19But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:29No.
00:28:31No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:34It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:28:40the wrong hands.
00:28:40And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:28:46the entire world?
00:28:48Fair. Uh, whatever you want, Lily.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:54All right, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:00Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:02Shut up! Don't call me wife either.
00:29:05After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:29:08You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:13Yeah, you're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:16We'll see.
00:29:22Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a ten-mile radius. We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:31Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:29:34It doesn't last long, though. We'll have like three or four days.
00:29:37Well, lucky for you, I already packed our bags.
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:48Agilis, we're done. You got it? Don't go back on your words, Vincent.
00:29:52We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:54Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:30:15You magicked a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:26You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:32In a car without a roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable, I could go by myself.
00:30:42If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:45Hmm.
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:49I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:53Then your chariot awaits.
00:30:55Wife.
00:31:15We've been driving all day and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:30You're Svensson.
00:31:32You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:33Wait, why are we turning?
00:31:35We don't have any time.
00:31:36We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:41Plus, it's getting dark.
00:31:43We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:45Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:47Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars?
00:31:53Jesus.
00:31:53No.
00:31:54I mean, literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:00Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally.
00:32:09Something we can agree on.
00:32:10Was this your plan all along?
00:32:13Make me feel bad for you because your family is evil so I get all ooey gooey and forget
00:32:17about the divorce?
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah.
00:32:22Okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have, then you
00:32:40do not even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise.
00:32:49No funny business.
00:32:52Pinky promise.
00:33:13Good night to you two.
00:33:28In Vegas, you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:34Yeah, Sigrid.
00:33:38She didn't ask to be a Sphinxen.
00:33:41She's different than us.
00:33:42Better.
00:33:44Not like you?
00:33:46No.
00:33:48Not like me.
00:33:50But you already know that.
00:34:12No.
00:34:13No.
00:34:18No.
00:34:20No.
00:34:21No.
00:34:22No.
00:34:23No.
00:34:24No.
00:34:36No.
00:34:38No.
00:34:42No.
00:34:47No.
00:34:48No.
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00:34:50No.
00:34:56No.
00:35:12No.
00:35:13No.
00:35:20No.
00:35:23No.
00:35:27No.
00:35:27No.
00:35:29No.
00:35:30No.
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00:35:36No.
00:35:37No.
00:35:51No.
00:36:03No.
00:36:03No.
00:36:03No.
00:36:03No.
00:36:05No.
00:36:05No.
00:36:05No.
00:36:05No.
00:36:06No.
00:36:06No.
00:36:07No.
00:36:09No.
00:36:09No.
00:36:11No.
00:36:18Look, I'm so close
00:36:25That's it, Lily
00:36:27Be a good girl
00:36:29And go for me
00:36:36Are you ready?
00:36:42Oh, Eric
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look
00:37:01I don't need to look to know what you were doing
00:37:04While thinking about me
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog
00:37:16Were you thinking about that time
00:37:19In Vegas
00:37:21Where I ate you out
00:37:22In the shower
00:37:23And you came so hard
00:37:25You almost crushed my skull between your thighs
00:37:29I think about those times a lot
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all
00:37:59You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet
00:38:02It's on a need-to-know basis
00:38:04Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife, after all
00:38:10Oh, now you remember you're my wife
00:38:12Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you
00:38:15I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas
00:38:18So all I am is a mistake
00:38:20If I remember right
00:38:21You're the one that suggested that we get handfast married
00:38:24Obviously that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies
00:38:29Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family
00:38:32But in mine, it's huge
00:38:34See? There you go again
00:38:36Always worried about what your family wants
00:38:37It's never about what you want
00:38:39I follow the rules because I have to, Eric
00:38:42If I don't, I end up in situations like this
00:38:45Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:48That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:52You ever think of that?
00:38:54Spoken like a true Spinson
00:38:56Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart
00:38:58Not much longer, I can tell you that
00:39:19I'm gonna get some coffee
00:39:21It's getting dark
00:39:21You really think you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married
00:39:24You think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:30Fine, just don't take too long
00:39:35You got her in the car or what?
00:39:38Who?
00:39:38Don't play dumb with me, boy
00:39:40The little Sherwood witch you married
00:39:43I forgot to tell me about
00:39:46You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:48You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that
00:39:51Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:54What's the end game here?
00:39:56You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand
00:39:58So you could pay off your debts
00:39:59What does she have to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot like you
00:40:02I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family
00:40:07When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law
00:40:11And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world
00:40:16So you just want to use her?
00:40:18Like you use mom?
00:40:19Like you're using your own daughter
00:40:21This is not a request, boy
00:40:23Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name
00:40:28Your magic, everything
00:40:29And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes
00:40:44This isn't right, the trail should still be here
00:40:48Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you
00:40:51Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:55You...
00:40:58But the map said that...
00:41:00That's cute
00:41:01You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:09That wand is mine
00:41:14Not anymore, it's not
00:41:15And sadly, my employers need your powers, too
00:41:18Employer?
00:41:21Hold still
00:41:23This will only hurt a bit
00:41:25No, stop!
00:41:26Stop!
00:41:34Get away from her!
00:41:40Eric, the wand!
00:41:53My magic
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:57You're okay, I got you
00:42:00You're okay
00:42:03I don't understand
00:42:04The map said that the wand was miles away
00:42:07What did she want with my powers?
00:42:09Thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell
00:42:13She can't have gone far, we'll find her
00:42:14Lay low for now
00:42:16Eric, stop the car, I can't breathe
00:42:19Okay
00:42:29Hey, hey, hey
00:42:30Look at me, look at me
00:42:31You're okay
00:42:32You're okay
00:42:33Just breathe
00:42:34I got you
00:42:35I got you
00:42:36You're safe
00:42:37I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric
00:42:41I'm not gonna let that happen
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing
00:42:57I still hate you
00:43:01If you hated me
00:43:03You wouldn't let me touch you like this
00:43:05This doesn't change anything
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch
00:43:10Once we get the wand
00:43:12And we do the divorce spell
00:43:14Now we forget each other existed
00:43:20Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You wanna forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:26You wanna forget
00:43:27I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:43:30Who can make you feel this way?
00:43:36Eric
00:43:40Wait, wait, wait, wait
00:43:47We can't do this
00:43:50This is what goes wrong between us
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric
00:43:56Let's get the wand
00:43:57That's it
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric
00:44:03We do the divorce spell
00:44:05And we never see each other again
00:44:39Smells like fresh baked pastries
00:44:41Cinnamon
00:44:44Old magic
00:44:48I should have known
00:44:50It's a Seder's inn
00:44:53That smell
00:44:55Momen inhabitous smell
00:44:57It's woven into places like this
00:44:59For couples
00:45:02You mean or cheese?
00:45:05Seder's are the horniest bastards
00:45:07In the known world
00:45:07It lowers any fear
00:45:11Doubt
00:45:12Shame
00:45:13Grants of your deepest desires
00:45:16Without any fear of
00:45:18Judgment
00:45:19Judgment
00:45:20Or consequences
00:45:23Consequences
00:45:28Here I don't
00:45:30I'm trying not to
00:45:40Here I don't
00:45:44I'm trying not to
00:45:50I'm trying not to
00:45:51The spell
00:45:53Doesn't create desire
00:45:54It lets go of the lies
00:45:57Tells us what we really want
00:45:59What I want
00:46:00What I want doesn't matter
00:46:02It matters in here
00:46:05Tell me what you really want
00:46:07You can say goodbye
00:46:09And go our separate ways
00:46:11Or you can tell me you want this
00:46:14You want me
00:46:17Tell me to stay
00:46:22Stay here
00:46:23Please
00:46:25God what is this
00:46:27Is this just the magic
00:46:28No
00:46:32It's not the spell
00:46:34It's freedom
00:46:37In here the outside world
00:46:38Doesn't matter
00:46:39Just you
00:46:41And me
00:46:44I shouldn't want this
00:46:45I know
00:46:48I shouldn't be doing this
00:46:53Or this
00:46:55Be able to share with
00:46:57To the most respected family
00:46:59Of the whole rich world
00:47:01You definitely shouldn't sound
00:47:03This fucking sexy
00:47:05To mine
00:47:07You know the ear
00:47:08To the Sherwood family
00:47:12Who are you
00:47:13I want you
00:47:15Eric
00:47:16I need you
00:47:20Tell me who you are
00:47:23Lily
00:47:24Close
00:47:29But not quite
00:47:32Tonight
00:47:33Tell me who you are
00:47:35Your wife
00:47:59Your wife
00:48:01This doesn't change anything
00:48:03I know
00:48:05We can have tonight
00:48:06And then
00:48:07Tomorrow we go back
00:48:08To who we are
00:48:08On the outside
00:48:10Sure
00:48:11I'll go back
00:48:12To being my bad self
00:48:13And you can
00:48:13Go back to pretending
00:48:14To be a good little witch
00:48:17Excuse me
00:48:17Don't deny
00:48:19Lily
00:48:19Share what's been said
00:48:20I know
00:48:21I know
00:48:21I know what kind of dork
00:48:23Naughty thoughts you have
00:48:26I don't
00:48:28It's okay to be bad
00:48:31You don't have to pretend
00:48:34I don't, huh?
00:48:39You know
00:48:40Just because I have
00:48:41Half my magic
00:48:41Doesn't mean
00:48:42I can't play with you
00:48:43For tonight
00:48:55Now you're gonna sit there
00:48:58Like a good
00:48:59Little
00:49:01Witch
00:49:06And I'm
00:49:08And until
00:49:09Whatever
00:49:10I
00:49:12Want
00:49:14To you
00:49:18I don't remember
00:49:20Packing that lingerie
00:49:21Close your eyes
00:49:25Eric, you're so good
00:49:27For being such a bad boy
00:49:30I am
00:49:31Being properly motivated
00:49:35Not to move
00:49:38See how long
00:49:39It takes you to break
00:49:41For you
00:49:42I could stay here forever
00:49:43Pretty to think so
00:49:45Why don't we test
00:49:46That little theory
00:49:47Huh?
00:49:48We're playing
00:49:49A dangerous
00:49:50Game
00:49:51All you have to do
00:49:55Is admit that I win
00:49:57I'll let you fuck me
00:49:59I'll even
00:50:01Let you come
00:50:02Wherever you want
00:50:06You can come
00:50:07Here
00:50:09Or here
00:50:12How even
00:50:14That you come
00:50:16In here
00:50:17God
00:50:18Come on
00:50:20I know you wanna
00:50:22Just admit
00:50:24That I'm right
00:50:27Fine
00:50:29You win
00:50:30Oh, what was that?
00:50:32You hurt me
00:50:34Oh
00:50:43So what's my prize?
00:50:47I could
00:50:48Torture you
00:50:50Like you did me
00:50:53But I wanna be inside you
00:50:55I wanna feel you
00:50:56Squeeze me tight
00:50:59And take me to bed
00:51:00Good husband
00:51:04Call me that again
00:51:07You want me to fuck you
00:51:09Husband?
00:51:10Yeah
00:51:11Fuck me
00:51:20Tell me a story
00:51:24Like the ones you did
00:51:25In Vegas
00:51:27I've got a story about
00:51:29My pet goat Gilmore
00:51:30And how he got stuck
00:51:33On a magic carpet
00:51:34Or this story about
00:51:36How my sister tried to
00:51:37Negotiate with a troll
00:51:39Using only red emits
00:51:40I don't know
00:51:41I already know
00:51:43About your family
00:51:47I wanna know
00:51:48About you
00:51:50What's it like
00:51:51To be a Svensson heir
00:51:52You want the
00:51:53Insider info
00:51:54Mm
00:51:55Mm
00:51:56You tell me yours
00:51:57I'll tell you mine
00:51:58You gonna tell me
00:51:59How wonderful it was
00:52:01Growing up as a
00:52:02Beloved
00:52:02And blessed
00:52:03Sherwood
00:52:07Is that what you think
00:52:08Being a show
00:52:09What is like
00:52:11Is that what you think
00:52:12Being a show
00:52:13What is like
00:52:13All fun and rainbows
00:52:16Yeah
00:52:16Everybody loves your family
00:52:17That's not true
00:52:19Eric
00:52:19There are so many people
00:52:21Who would love it
00:52:22If we just disappeared
00:52:23My mother has been
00:52:24Shouldering all that
00:52:26Responsibility and pressure
00:52:27For decades
00:52:27And next year
00:52:29I will be the
00:52:30Head witch in charge
00:52:32Everyone's counting on me
00:52:33To do the right thing
00:52:33Like eat your fruits
00:52:35And veggies
00:52:35Like spending my whole
00:52:37Childhood being told
00:52:38That the whole world
00:52:39Depended on me
00:52:41Like never bothering
00:52:43To have any hopes
00:52:44Or dreams
00:52:45Because my whole life
00:52:47Was planned for me
00:52:47From the very start
00:52:48Before I was even born
00:52:50I'm always doing
00:52:51The right thing
00:52:51For the family
00:52:52I was never allowed
00:52:53To even think
00:52:54Of doing the wrong thing
00:52:56I couldn't be tired
00:52:57I couldn't be scared
00:52:59I couldn't be angry
00:53:00One mistake
00:53:01And my family
00:53:02Loses everything
00:53:03That they've ever worked for
00:53:04If this whole world
00:53:05Fades to black
00:53:06It's because I
00:53:07Messed up
00:53:08It's because I
00:53:09Didn't do a good job
00:53:13I don't think I've ever
00:53:14Said that out loud before
00:53:16I'm glad you did
00:53:19Your turn
00:53:21Growing up
00:53:22A Svinson was
00:53:24A little different
00:53:26The old man likes to say
00:53:27I was
00:53:28The first of his
00:53:30Disappointments
00:53:31I guess
00:53:32I guess it's good
00:53:33At least I was
00:53:34First at something
00:53:36I didn't care
00:53:37About disappointing him
00:53:38I just wanted
00:53:39To get away from him
00:53:41I had it all planned out
00:53:42When
00:53:43I turned 16
00:53:44I'd leave
00:53:45Change my name
00:53:46And the Svinson bloodline
00:53:47Would die with me
00:53:48My mom died
00:53:49When Secret was born
00:53:53My dad used her
00:53:54Against me
00:53:56Every day since
00:54:02I'm so sorry
00:54:04Eric
00:54:04I
00:54:06You shouldn't have asked
00:54:09It's okay
00:54:11Svinsons have always lived
00:54:12In the Sherwood shadows
00:54:14We are the shadows
00:54:18All you do is shine
00:54:30You always ask me
00:54:31What I want
00:54:34What do you want
00:54:36Eric
00:54:39You'd hate me
00:54:39If I told you
00:54:41I mean
00:54:42More than you already do
00:54:46I don't hate you
00:54:49I never did
00:55:15I don't hate you
00:55:25Eric
00:55:26Something's wrong
00:55:27Dad's
00:55:27Got
00:55:28Visitors
00:55:28A bunch of old guys
00:55:30I don't know who they are
00:55:31He made me play piano
00:55:32For them
00:55:33Like some kind of
00:55:33Dress of doll
00:55:35It's like
00:55:35Freaking me out
00:55:41Eric
00:55:43Are you safe?
00:55:48Eric
00:55:49Are you safe?
00:55:50For now
00:55:51All those weird old men
00:55:54Lived last night
00:55:55And I hexed my door
00:55:57So no one could get in
00:55:58Don't let anyone in
00:55:59If dad tries to get you
00:56:00To play with any of those
00:56:01Weird old men
00:56:01Just
00:56:02I know
00:56:03I'll just
00:56:04Do what he says
00:56:06I always do
00:56:08I'm so sick of this
00:56:09I'm so sick of this E
00:56:09What if he actually does
00:56:11Make me marry one of those guys
00:56:12I'm never gonna let that happen
00:56:14I'm never gonna let that happen
00:56:14All right
00:56:15Look
00:56:16I'm close to getting the wand of light
00:56:19The wand of light?
00:56:21Like
00:56:22The one from the fairy tales?
00:56:24You can't tell dad
00:56:25Secret
00:56:26When I get the wand
00:56:28Be ready for my call
00:56:30I have a plan
00:56:31I barely know basic spells
00:56:35I don't know
00:56:35You can
00:56:37I know you can
00:56:39When time is right
00:56:40You'll be ready
00:57:07Filling up Bessie
00:57:08Meet me downstairs
00:57:09When you're ready
00:57:19Oh my god
00:57:21Why do you and mom
00:57:23Always do that?
00:57:24A bit high strung
00:57:25Aren't you sis?
00:57:27I was just in the middle
00:57:29Of thinking
00:57:29Yeah
00:57:30And going by your aura
00:57:31I can guess about who
00:57:32Very much giving
00:57:34Post-orgasmic afterglow
00:57:36Aw
00:57:36Yeah
00:57:37Well you and your little aura reading
00:57:38Can go jump in a lake
00:57:40Oh
00:57:40Aren't we feisty this morning
00:57:42Your super hot hubby isn't around I'm guessing
00:57:45Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:48I know all the best places to hide a body by the way
00:57:52I'm fine
00:57:53I'm fine Effie
00:57:54I know all about Eric Spenson
00:57:55I'm not stupid
00:57:57And when we get the wand back
00:57:59You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:01We will
00:58:03And when we do
00:58:04And when we do
00:58:05We'll do the divorce spell
00:58:06And when we do
00:58:07This mark will be gone
00:58:08I'll go home and
00:58:10Marry the best person who serves our family alliance
00:58:16It's not fair you know
00:58:18I know I'm the last person who should be saying that
00:58:21Because it's not like I can change it
00:58:23But it's not
00:58:26It's just the way it goes
00:58:27Right?
00:58:28There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want
00:58:31And be a good heir
00:58:35Effie what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life
00:58:38That's fine
00:58:40It's what it means to be a Sherwood
00:58:43Just remember
00:58:44Repeating it doesn't make it true
00:58:48Alright
00:58:50Whatever you say sis
00:58:51You know best
00:58:54I know
00:58:55Give everyone a hug from me
00:58:57Tell them I'll be back home soon
00:59:08Last night was the last time
00:59:10After today we're done
00:59:13If I say that enough times
00:59:15Maybe I'll finally believe it
00:59:25I'll tell you about my plan with the wand
00:59:30My family's magic is dying
00:59:32My father's been catching in on broken promises for years
00:59:35But he holds most of the power
00:59:37And me and Sieg would just get the scraps
00:59:39That's how he controls us
00:59:42If I could use the wand just once
00:59:45I could take his power away from the bread
00:59:47I'm not trying to ruin your family
00:59:49I'm trying to save mine
00:59:50It's the only way that we can be free
00:59:54That's what you meant by
00:59:56Trying to save your family
00:59:58I was going to tell you the night before
01:00:00I was going to tell you the truth
01:00:01And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand
01:00:04Just once
01:00:05And then I would do whatever you want
01:00:07Get a divorce
01:00:09Leave you alone
01:00:10Forever
01:00:12Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:16Why didn't you tell me that morning?
01:00:18Maybe things could have been different
01:00:21I would have asked you to stay
01:00:23It's a nice idea
01:00:26But our families have been at war since the beginning of time
01:00:30Maybe if we were different people
01:00:33We have different lives
01:00:35This would have worked
01:00:37Maybe we can work
01:00:40Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric
01:00:42A witch can hope
01:00:51What?
01:00:53Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:55Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:10Wait, I'm driving
01:01:11Pull over
01:01:30You have got to be kidding me
01:01:39End of the line, witches
01:01:44End of the line, witches
01:02:02End of the line, witches
01:02:04Eric
01:02:04Eric
01:02:10No
01:02:14Can't
01:02:15No
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You...
01:02:35You set the shadows, please?
01:02:37Of course I set her.
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:56But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:24Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:30Debts won't matter.
01:03:31The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:34And as for the girl, well...
01:03:35I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:39I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:43Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:48You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell, old man.
01:03:53Go to hell, old man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:08Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:17I can take Dad's magic.
01:04:19End him.
01:04:20Finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:37You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey, I've got you.
01:04:57You didn't run.
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that easily.
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh, my...
01:05:15Eric, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:05:17Oh, my God.
01:05:20I can't save you.
01:05:21I don't have my powers.
01:05:23Why didn't you run?
01:05:26You could have saved yourself.
01:05:28I've been saving myself.
01:05:31My whole life.
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:35I'm an idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:42But I'm your idiot.
01:05:50You took a divorce spell.
01:05:53I had a promise.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:58I don't want to be free.
01:06:02I don't want to be free.
01:06:05I want to be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:09Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas...
01:06:20were the best three days of my life.
01:06:22All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:24What do we want?
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:29I love you.
01:06:31I love you, too.
01:06:32I love you.
01:06:33I love you.
01:06:35Eric.
01:06:38No!
01:06:42I love you.
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:05Liz Morse.
01:07:10Please, please, please.
01:07:21Eric.
01:07:23Please, please, please.
01:07:28No, no, no, no, no.
01:07:34No.
01:07:34You...
01:07:35You...
01:07:37You absolute moron!
01:07:42You absolute moron!
01:07:44Be gentle.
01:07:46I was dead for like 10 seconds.
01:07:49You're alive!
01:07:51That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole!
01:07:56I thought I was doing something noble.
01:07:58Something cool.
01:07:59The wand give you your power back?
01:08:02My mom used to say that the wands user granted its deepest desire.
01:08:07I guess it knew what I really wanted.
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:15You...
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:20You know, I thought I heard something, but I was bleeding out.
01:08:29Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:35Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:39I love you, Eric's Vincent.
01:08:43That's my girl.
01:08:50Let's go.
01:08:51Let's go.
01:09:03You ready for one last stop?
01:09:05Yeah.
01:09:25Ah.
01:09:27There you are.
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done.
01:09:34Now, where is my wand?
01:09:37Wait.
01:09:39You're supposed to be dead.
01:09:41Wow.
01:09:41You weren't kidding.
01:09:43He really is evil.
01:09:44I put a barrier around this whole house.
01:09:47It's impossible.
01:09:48There's no way you should be able to be in here.
01:09:50There's always a loophole, old man.
01:09:55Secret!
01:09:56You ungrateful brat!
01:09:58How dare you betray me like this!
01:10:00Really, Dad?
01:10:01Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:05You ungrateful little pests!
01:10:14You're powerless now, old man.
01:10:17The magic's gone.
01:10:18Forever.
01:10:22Oh!
01:10:24Oh, oh!
01:10:31Eric!
01:10:32Otis!
01:10:33Svensson!
01:10:34Release me this instant!
01:10:36That is an order!
01:10:39You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:41These powers are gone.
01:10:43This will scare me anymore.
01:10:46You ungrateful little brats.
01:10:47Both of you!
01:10:48You'll pay for this!
01:10:49You will both pay for this!
01:10:55Yeah, yeah. Talk soon, Pops.
01:10:57We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:59I said get back here.
01:11:00I said get back here!
01:11:02Get back here!
01:11:03Please don't do this, you little...
01:11:21So, where to now?
01:11:24Should we go and drop off the wand of life?
01:11:27Yeah.
01:11:29But there's something I want to do first.
01:11:32That sounds ominous.
01:11:34Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:39Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:11:45Yeah.
01:11:47I think I am Eric Spencer.
01:11:50Well, we better hurry if we're gonna take the wand of light home
01:11:53and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love.
01:11:57I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:11:58I sure hope so.
01:12:01But, if we're gonna get hand fast married again,
01:12:03no more secrets this time.
01:12:06So, is there anything you want to come clean about now?
01:12:09Soon to be again husband?
01:12:13There is one thing.
01:12:16You might want to buckle up.
01:12:18We're about to go super speed.
01:12:20Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time.
01:12:24You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:12:27You know me so well.
01:12:29Soon to be again wife.
01:12:33Leona Sherwood, will you marry me?
01:12:36And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:12:41But because you want to.
01:12:46Yes, I will.
01:12:47Lady.
01:12:48Lady, we'll be right back...
01:12:56Ready?
01:12:58Oh yeah.
01:13:00Lady.
01:13:02Lady.
01:13:04legendary...
01:13:05Lady...
01:13:07Lady.
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