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00:19Imagine me and you, I do, I think about your day and night
00:25It's only right to think about the girl you love and hold you tight, so happy together
00:35I can't see you talking nobody but you for all my life
00:44When you're with me, baby, the skies will be blue for all my life
00:52Me and you, and you and me, no matter how they toss the dice
00:57It's meant to be, the only one for me is you, and you for me
01:02So happy together
01:06So happy together
01:10So happy together
01:18Minions
01:20Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have
01:24They go by many names
01:25Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike
01:30Oh, that one is Norbert
01:33He's an idiot
01:34They're all different, but they all share the same goal
01:38To serve the most despicable master they could find
01:41BOSS!
01:47Making their master happy was the tribe's very reason for existence
01:52Well, that's not to say that they didn't have other passions
01:55Oh, oh, hey, Luca
01:56It's a banana
01:57But no
02:00It's a banana
02:04Finding a boss was easy
02:06But keeping a boss
02:08Therein lies the rub
02:10Use a-
02:23Just don't
02:24No
02:26Eh, okay
02:28Oh, I have a
02:28Here's my
02:29Nice
02:29Here's my
02:32Oh, eh, okay
02:34Let's go
02:34Move
02:35Move
02:36Move
02:38Ethan
02:47Nope, it wasn't easy for these guys, but they never gave up.
02:52With the emergence of the Stone Age came the rise of a new species.
02:57Man was very different from the dinosaur.
02:59He was shorter, hairier, and way, way smarter.
03:08The minions took an instant liking to man, and helped him the best they could.
03:28Poor man, so trusting, so fragile, so, so delicious.
03:35Their quest for a boss put the minions front and center for some of civilization's most historic moments.
03:41Ra, Kava, Ankh, Anubis!
03:45Ancient Egypt held great promise.
03:49Paratopa!
03:50Okay, pancake!
03:54But it didn't last long.
04:00The Dark Ages were actually fun times.
04:05Their new master had a tendency to party all night and sleep all day.
04:24But eventually the party was over.
04:29They bounced from one evil boss to another.
04:32But they never seemed to find their perfect fit.
04:38One particular employer took their failure very, very badly.
04:51The minions had no other choice but to keep moving.
04:59And then, when all hope seemed lost, they found Sanctuary.
05:05The minions were safe!
05:32Year's past as the minions forged their own civilization.
05:35they truly made a life for themselves but something just wasn't right it was
05:42night thundering and lightning the arrival of kung fu sock brought a series
05:47of mysteries to starry island however the lesser known side of the story
05:51happened on the same night it was then that the evil starlord arrived on this
05:57dark night
06:07me
06:08is it
06:09yeah
06:09yeah
06:18for the fourth life that's going to be a
06:21call the sportできるのになんで運動部とかに入らないのだって部活に入るとさ
06:27Well, I can't see an anime in Golden Time.
06:57Yeah, and Marco's okay.
06:58Say hi, Marco.
07:04I don't want the computer to watch me shower.
07:10What's up with your wand?
07:11Oh no, it's going downstairs.
07:15I almost died.
07:21My towel!
07:23Hang on, I'll get you out!
07:24Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second.
07:25I don't see him in the driveway.
07:27Did you see what happened?
07:27I think he bounced into Sid's yard.
07:29Ah!
07:29Buzz!
07:32Hey, everyone!
07:33R.C.'s trying to see something!
07:35What is it, boy?
07:36He's saying that this was no accident.
07:39What do you mean?
07:40I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
07:41No!
07:42By Woody!
07:43What?
07:44Wait a minute.
07:45You don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you, Potato Head?
07:49That's Mr. Potato Head to you, you backstabbing murderer.
07:51No, it was an accident.
07:53Guys, come on.
07:54Now, you, you gotta believe me.
07:56We believe you, Woody.
07:58Right, Rex?
07:59Well, you, no, I don't like confrontations.
08:01Where is your honor, dirtbag?
08:03You are an absolute disgrace!
08:05You don't deserve to hate me!
08:06Couldn't handle Buzz cutting in on your playtime, could you, Woody?
08:09Didn't want to face the fact that Buzz just might be Andy's new favorite toy.
08:13So you got rid of him.
08:14Well, what if Andy starts playing with me more, Woody, huh?
08:17You're gonna knock me out of the window, too?
08:18I don't think we should give him the chance.
08:20Here he is, man!
08:22Drag him!
08:22Let's string him up by his bull string!
08:24I've got this on his head!
08:25Would you boys stop it?
08:26Let's tackle him!
08:27No, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, I can explain everything!
08:30Hey, Mom, be right down.
08:31I've gotta get Buzz.
08:32Wait!
08:37Mom, do you know where Buzz is?
08:39No, I haven't seen him!
08:41You see this, Mario?
08:42This will be you.
08:46Andy, I'm heading out the door!
08:48Mom, I can't find him!
08:49Honey, just grab some other toy.
08:51Now, come on!
08:52Okay.
08:57I couldn't find my Buzz.
08:59I know I left him right there!
09:01Honey, I'm sure he's around.
09:02You'll find him.
09:03That big slug has slugged me!
09:09What?
09:17I'm an Sam and Ses is
09:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
09:25We're fucking people.
09:27Fucking mean!
09:28He's always on the scene!
09:30Fucking and Sa-
09:34Sam Rams invited Sarah and James to a party
09:37Toddynyn in his garden.
09:43Sarah and James, this is Shitobot.
09:46RAT.
09:47Cheese and pasta wholemeal too.
09:49That's the best for me and me, not for you.
09:53Oh wow, that joke was really funny and original.
09:55It's never been done in any other Don't Hum Me Have Scared Poop before.
09:58I see a silly face.
10:05There's a bright flash, brighter than the sun, brighter than anything you've ever seen.
10:09What now?
10:09When are you getting excited?
10:10Don't you find it exciting?
10:12No.
10:13What the fuck guys?
10:14Let's get guys.
10:16Ha!
10:17Ha!
10:18Ha!
10:18Go and hang me in the origin yourself.
10:20No!
10:23Let it stop!
10:24Oohoo!
10:25Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
10:41OFUFUCKA!!!
10:50Hahaaah!
10:51I would like to pee.
10:52Nope.
10:52What are we gonna do with all these cakes I made?
10:54Shove it up, you're ugly!
10:55You heard us right!
10:56Shove it up, you're ugly!
10:59You're a mean one, Mr.
11:00Hey!
11:01What an awful guy!
11:02Hey, hey!
11:03Merry Christmas!
11:03It's in Spanish, folks!
11:05Hey!
11:05Merry Christmas!
11:06Hey!
11:07Ah!
11:15Oh, that friend, you might meet me in your play!
11:17I might paint a picture of me!
11:21I might paint!
11:22We don't make mistakes, we have happy accidents!
11:25Hi!
11:25Hi!
11:26Green!
11:27Hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi
11:28-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi
11:28-hi!
11:28Green is not that color!
11:30One hair脱脱!
11:32Come on, guys, let's get creative!
11:35Let the stand! Let's do ya fire!
11:39You guys have lost your creativity per-
11:41I don't need this.
11:42I don't need this.
11:44Of course now I hate this f***ing c*** for selling his copy of Donkey Kong barrel blast for upstairs.
11:46I gotta get it back! I gotta go! I gotta go! I gotta get it back!
11:48AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEE!
11:51Perfect!
11:51Now that I've got that out of the way, I'm gonna successfully get laid.
11:54Oh, God.
11:59Hi, babe.
11:59Did you pray?
12:00Maybe Jesus.
12:00Maybe.
12:02Do the hell you go without me.
12:03You're gonna die.
12:04Wait, what?
12:06I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
12:07Hello, babe.
12:08Welcome to Las Vegas News.
12:09Oh, God.
12:09I'm gonna be saying it all the time.
12:11Welcome to Las Vegas News.
12:11Welcome to Las Vegas News.
12:12Welcome to Las Vegas News.
12:13Welcome to my boss, Mr. Bowser.
12:15I am so horny for Bowser's heart.
12:18I definitely was taken in my mouth.
12:19Don't fear! Don't fear! Don't fear! Don't fear!
12:21Full box!
12:27I'll just keep being cranky through the...
12:31Colonel!
12:32Take your clothes off.
12:33Oh, okay.
12:34It's showtime!
12:35What's wrong with you?
12:40Here's the f*** down!
12:44The game room is a virgin circus.
12:46Oh, nice and cozy, filled with this and this and this.
12:48I wanted a room friends could walk into and play together.
12:51And go fling smash?
12:51Oh!
12:55Deja vu!
12:56I have been to this place before.
12:58No!
12:59No!
13:00No!
13:01No!
13:03No!
13:04No!
13:05No!
13:07No!
13:09No!
13:12No!
13:15No!
13:15No!
13:15I didn't feel like a tiny baby.
13:17You are lost!
13:18No!
13:19No!
13:20Hey!
13:20You are still not famous.
13:23No!
13:23I think I'll be getting a little better.
13:35I'm going to eat a little too.
13:41Yes, I'm going to eat a little too.
13:43I don't know.
13:43I don't know.
13:43I don't know.
13:44I can eat some chips.
13:44My head is very happy with this.
13:45I'm going to eat some chips.
13:46How do you eat it?
13:46It's a cream.
13:48I'm going to eat some chips.
13:49I'm going to take a bag.
13:50There is a lot of added to the food to get scared, and then in the next one, we must
13:53eat it.
13:54So you can eat it with cream and with aAHMK?
13:59Well, don't you, then what does it take?
14:01How do you eat my face?
14:01Yeah, so it's not going to eat.
14:04It's the same thing, so you sit down and eat it.
14:06If you eat it, I don't eat a single time or eat it.
14:09I'll be honest with you, but we can eat the cream and eat it.
14:18It's gonna be really easy.
14:20I'm good, but my stomach is so much so grown in my life even if you want to eat it,
14:23and you're not crazy!
14:25So now I'm going to buy some food, and let me say this.
14:29What?
14:29I'm not sure how with that, I'm going to go.
14:30What?
14:30I'll take a look at everything.
14:32It's like I got to eat.
14:34Oh, so I'm not sure what it is.
14:38I only love it.
14:46I love it, you don't have to try it.
14:47Oh, so, it's always this one.
14:47So what do you like?
14:55Why do we do this?
14:58You do everything?
14:59You are Subscribe to me, after this weekend, making it a littlelungen.
15:02You are the time to be in culture?
15:02Hmm, I make it like that!
15:03So now I'm going to add to my favorite parts of the different parts of the script
15:06I also want to make it on the different parts of the script.
15:07How are you?
15:08There's a good amount of color in the script!
15:08How are you?
15:08I like it!
15:10I like it!
15:10I like it!
15:11I like it!
15:12I like it!
15:12I like it!
15:14I like it?
15:15When I eat it, it's not a good taste of the Medicaid.
15:17No, it's very good.
15:19But I use the milk.
15:21You know, I would say...
15:22I'm gonna say that I'm not a Democrat mature next time.
15:23And I ask that that I don't want to talk about it.
15:27And then...
15:28Oh no, I don't want to eat what I'm saying...
15:30What!
15:31But I wish I ate the bread in the cow.
15:33No, I don't want to be a substitute for this.
15:34I meet my husband, but I would love to laugh.
15:37I'm going to say that I have some food,
15:38so I don't want to eat it.
15:39I don't like it.
15:48Oh
16:29Tee!
16:40I'm so scared.
16:41I'm so scared.
16:41You're so scared.
16:42I didn't push my ass off.
16:44I'm so scared.
16:45So I'm scared.
16:47Wait, I'm scared.
16:48I'm scared.
16:51Let's get it.
16:53No.
16:54Ah, no.
16:56Ah, no.
16:59No!
17:00Finally.
17:01Intensive.
17:02Hmm.
17:03I bet they won't have it.
17:04Well, they have it.
17:05They they're so good.
17:06Hey wait a minute.
17:07No getting many in my corner.
17:08Not anymore.
17:08STOP!
17:10And brah!
17:12I'm trimming myself into a pickle ring!
17:13A PICKLE RING!
17:15Bleh! This ghost thing!
17:17Oh, that's good!
17:18I, I think it's goofy!
17:19I don't touch me motherfucker!
17:20Are you doing that?
17:21No.
17:22Oof!
17:22There's-
17:23Oh sh**!
17:24No, I'm not complaining, I'm venting!
17:26I can't walk!
17:27I can't walk!
17:27Stay in the air!
17:29Get out!
17:29Ah, my bones!
17:31Uh, that's it, I'm calling the police!
17:32That right there matches the true nature of the boo child.
17:34Give me the spoon!
17:35Right to me, me, me!
17:35Are you coming?
17:36Uh, what I'm wishing for is really, really important!
17:38Really?
17:38Really?
17:40Yes, really!
17:40Really really, really!
17:41Yes!
17:41Yes, really really really!
17:42Really really really!
17:43Yesss, yes somebody!
17:44Shut the s**k up!
17:45F**king illusional, b**ch!
17:46Shoot the child!
17:47Chocolate.
17:51Chocolate?
17:52Did you say chocolate?
17:53Of course!
17:54Chocolate!
17:55Chocoat!
17:56There is! There is!
17:56That can only mean one thing!
17:57That can only mean one thing!
17:58You're gonna meet!
17:59Chocoat!
17:59Moments later!
18:00This happened!
18:01Chocoat!
18:02Chocoat!
18:02How about an acid berry?
18:03It's cream!
18:03Chocoat!
18:04You have to a good move!
18:04And, is this for you!
18:05Oh yeah, you're gonna meet
18:06I'm making my achieve
18:07and there's absolutely nothing you can do to stop me
18:09Can I even do a chocolate secret?
18:11That's a disaster
18:11I'm making my own delicious glass of chocolate
18:14Oh, what's that? What's that? It's mine!
18:19Hey!
18:19Oh, I'm sorry
18:20What?
18:21Okay!
18:23Okay, that's enough
18:25I want to see
18:27I want to see
18:28I want to see
18:28I want to see
18:28I want to see
18:28I want to see
18:28I want to see
18:32Oh yeah
18:34Yeah, I want to see
18:35I want to see
18:35AHHHH
18:37AHHHH
18:41What?
18:43Huh?
18:44The lights three times the egg nob
18:45Three times the egg nob
18:49For that
18:49Name, name, name, name, name, name, name, name, something
18:51Come on, I'm
18:52Got a piece of you
18:53Oh, you won't beat it
18:55Tell me I'm gonna go
18:56This is my sorry friend Post
19:06You're a pirate? I thought I was the only pirate in all of them T-Rand.
19:09I thought I was the only pirate.
19:12There may be two of us, but there's only one message in a bottle.
19:14It's mine!
19:15You're a pirate, here it is.
19:19My parents, here it is.
19:21Have you got a treasure?
19:35Oh no, a pirate worked so low, it's part of the code.
19:37Unless, in the rare case of when an alliance has already been formed, you already did that.
19:41We're going to get it to stay for a too.
19:44I suppose we could continue to do so, but it would require our planet act.
19:48Of course, any planet knows that.
19:50So, how do you make one of those?
19:52You're a...
19:53I can't say how they know.
19:54I've never made one.
19:54We could just shake hands.
19:55I'm kidding.
19:57Hello, give a moment to talk about our loading station.
19:59Did you describe?
20:00Stranger danger.
20:02Hey, Red, you're a doofus.
20:04Hey, Red, you're a China.
20:05Hey, Red, you're a China.
20:06Hey, Red, you're a China.
20:06Here we go, off now.
20:07Here we go, off now.
20:07Don't fuck a lot for this.
20:08This happens to be the greatest bitches.
20:10Hey, Red, you're a great man.
20:11This happens to be the stop.
20:12This happens to be the greatest bitches.
20:15I'm gonna get it to my baby,
20:19because I'm gonna get real.
20:20Bad touch, bad touch.
20:21This is my...
20:25This is...
20:29This is...
20:30This is...
20:32This is...
20:34This is...
20:36This is...
20:37This is...
20:38This is...
20:38This is ridiculous.
20:40This is a mupp Ferrari.
20:40This is a muppciğim.
20:40This is the muppкраf.
20:48Mamma
21:01No
21:02No
21:03Yeah
21:04Yeah
21:05Let's go
21:07Hey
21:07Hey
21:07My
21:09Yeah
21:11Yeah
21:13No
21:17Knock
21:18It's the
21:18ahhhh
21:33WOOOOOO
21:34EEEE UGHGH bukan
21:36AGH
21:37ang
21:37..
21:44suggests
21:45era
21:47yeah
22:04I don't know.
22:07If this is the most seamless, I've lost a lot of them, right!
22:10I can't actually handle this.
22:10It's like a monster, right?
22:11If this is a monster, you'll have to perform nothing.
22:14Something that is cold, we'll have to look at it and see it after the most evil.
22:19Ain't the more you can't come at it, you need to run it!
22:20Imaaa!
22:20Imaaa!
22:22Imaa!
22:23Imaa!
22:27Imaa!
22:33Imaa!
22:33It don't look like...
22:34FUCK!
22:34It's going on, Genoa!
22:35It'slifting mirrors!
22:36It's not messy!
22:37It's going on
22:38Um...
22:44Wow!
22:49We are part of YouTube channel!
22:51Wait set for fun to dance!
22:54What's up to記憶!
22:55I will rock out...
22:56Krisp!
22:56Notcek!
22:58Fl widow 살아...
23:04Let's go.
23:59Oh
24:05Oh
24:41Oh
25:00Oh
25:30Oh
26:00Oh
26:37Oh
27:09Oh
27:11Oh
27:14Oh
27:15Oh
27:15Oh
27:16Oh
27:25Oh
27:28Oh
27:29Oh
27:30Oh
27:32and
27:33el
27:59the
41:02Oh no!
41:23I don't know.
41:45Have a nice day.
41:47No way.
41:54You're a good start, you'll be right back.
41:59I'll stay back to the 같아요.
42:00I'll be right back.
42:01I can't get you back.
42:07I'll be right back.
42:11I'll be right back.
42:12I gotta go.
42:13I need to wait.
42:14I need to quit.
42:15I need to go.
42:15It's a bit boring...
42:17...
42:21...
42:23...
42:26...
42:27...
42:27...
42:27...
42:29...
42:29No!
42:30No!
42:30No!
42:31No!
42:31No!
42:31Dibetons!
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