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Y'all know what, I think it's time for the sequel!

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00:00Prepare to be amazed!
00:05You have two minutes, please begin.
00:06What I have here is special, uniqueness, and the best part is...
00:09It's got really comfy headphones!
00:12Ah, I wonder, could you lean forward just a little bit, please?
00:1530 seconds.
00:19Allow me to show you how it works.
00:20First, we turn it on.
00:31So, where do I sign?
00:35Watch out.
00:40And so it begins.
00:41Feel the pain? Love the pain?
00:43I am so dead.
00:44You know what, I'll run the numbers.
00:48What is it?
00:49Ah, well, it's not.
00:50It doesn't pertain to anything.
00:52You know, there's not necessarily...
00:56What is a comfy pain, Disney guy?
00:59Whoa!
01:00You mad bastard!
01:02There's a 99.999999% chance that you won't exist.
01:06What? And I don't want to tell you, but I did.
01:08Hi, I'm Donny's John Knoxville.
01:10Welcome to Disney Jacket.
01:13What? What the fuck?
01:14Who the fuck are you?
01:15I'm glad you guys stopped by, but I just can't finish the intern.
01:18Are you sure about that?
01:19He's mad about the kind of nerd.
01:21Oh, Jesus, God, no.
01:22And to top it all off, your fingers, sugar, and stupid button, man.
01:26I can't believe that I'm in English.
01:28Lloyd Kaufman.
01:29Funny bugs fucking pee hole.
01:31What would you do if there was a bunny right in front of you?
01:35I'm gonna kill you.
01:36I'm gonna kill you.
01:37I'm gonna kill you.
01:39I'm gonna kill you.
01:40I'm gonna kill you.
01:41I'm gonna kill you.
01:42They were just flying through the air and just smashing each other with guitars and just binging on manass and just fucking outside my basement window and just giant helicopter guitars flying through the air and just smashing each other with dick cock and just fucking outside my basement window and just binging on cock dick and just go through rings through the air and just fucking outside my basement window and just binging on jizz and just smashing each other with cars and just dick cock through the air and just binging on homemade gyro.
02:02I'm gonna get it.
02:03Get me the fucking pizza.
02:09Hi, hi!
02:17Hey, who wants to see Spongebob shit shit?
02:21Poop.
02:23Right here, our pal Spongebob is dead right here in our kitchen.
02:25Unbaked Spongebob!
02:32Spongebob!
02:34Spongebob!
02:36Spongebob!
02:37Spongebob!
02:39I wanna say hi to my mom and my grandma!
02:41I'm here!
02:42Hi!
02:43Oh!
02:44Oh!
02:45Oh!
02:47Oh!
02:52I mean, you asshole!
02:58I didn't want to play A Link Between Worlds,
03:00I played a pro,
03:01I played a pro.
03:02In part of room where nobody can see or hear you once inside,
03:03So it's a little,
03:05I'm not a good.
03:06Do you command your aim and do your best?
03:07OOF!
03:08OOF!
03:09OOF!
03:10OOF!
03:11OOF!
03:12OOF!
03:13Wow.
03:14Yep, magic fingers.
03:15Jesus Christ!
03:18My first day as a member of the 501st,
03:20it was hot,
03:21it was sandy, chaotic.
03:23Nothing at all like the simulations on Kamino.
03:25Of course, that's pretty much the way it was for all of us, wasn't it?
03:27All that breeding, all those years of training,
03:29it doesn't really prepay for all the screaming or the blood, does it?
03:32You know who else is like,
03:33What's up, Mr. President?
03:35That's just great!
03:36I freeze and kill him!
03:37I'm not a milder for crying out loud!
03:38But fine!
03:39Now you've got a real cute flesh wound!
03:40So what?
03:45Awww!
03:46He died!
03:47Ha ha ha ha!
03:48Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah!
03:49GAH!
03:51GAH Gah Gah GAH Gah Gah Gah!
03:53That house is filled by the sous representicos under his head!
03:56Yeahrh Amazing!
03:58Going up the stairs and going down the stairs and going up the stairs.
04:00What the fuck? The Dogs in the desert!
04:02Wait up to start peeking in the desert.
04:04Heading bike hasn't got a spike in his labulu school!
04:08Think he's another dray! And it's strange, I agree.
04:09KACHUU Bread!
04:10Wait outside!
04:11Here we go unconscious!
04:12My blindPAchard!
04:12Bring me the pizza!
04:13Chusava!
04:14That's what I love about pussy, it's dirty, great friend.
04:16Halloween!
04:17Keyblade? Is that the breadth of your heart's? Nothingness is eternal!
04:26I can't wait to dapum some gilgongos.
04:28My boy, Zelda month is a dollar structure.
04:30Wait, wait, what?
04:32Hey, fuck!
04:34Alright, here's one. What's with the gay thing?
04:37What gay thing? Why are you gay?
04:39And don't say that you're not. You literally sucked dick twice when you saw something.
04:41Heh, not gonna let me out of this one.
04:43What do you mean Dapper's not an original book?
04:45We already created him in the animated film.
04:47Yeah, sure. What?
04:47Here we go on and up and up.
04:49Everything you say is amazing!
04:51Girl, text deep breath, BF.
04:53I am pregnant, will you stay my BF?
04:55And he says, no!
04:59Girl, he's head-breaking!
05:01Oh, these are pretty cool bianos.
05:06Get to the chicken!
05:06On the other side!
05:07Heh, heh!
05:08Yippee!
05:09Chicken!
05:10Why you're not?
05:10Painfully average.
05:14Shit!
05:16Hey, he looks at me!
05:17And I look at him!
05:18And he looks at me!
05:20Hey, wait a minute!
05:21Let me-
05:24Winter Boots!
05:25Geronimo!
05:27Yippee!
05:32Yippee!
05:33you you were this close to loosing your
05:42i say i say we're 20
05:45i believe you're taking this
05:57what kind of chit do they tell you to eat
06:00i hate to say it but that's you
06:02And that's your grave!
06:03Yeah!
06:04And that guy's not dead!
06:05It's the name!
06:06No, you two!
06:06Ha ha!
06:07Run out of me!
06:07No, I'm just gonna fuck you!
06:09Ha ha ha ha!
06:10No, it's just a hint of-
06:11AHH!
06:12Crack! Crack!
06:12Crack!
06:13You know,
06:13You know!
06:14Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
06:15K-
06:15Ah-
06:16That's my set-
06:17Cashing on!
06:17Oh!
06:18Uh-
06:18I'm not g bring the fuck!
06:19I'm not g're-
06:20You stupid!
06:20Kamen!
06:20VA-
06:20NOOOOOO!
06:21HELLO!
06:21HELLO!
06:22HELLO!
06:24What the hell happened?
06:25What the fuck did that?
06:25Eh, that's-
06:26HELLO!
06:29There ain't nothing better in the semi-cumming than a-
06:31That's my joke!
06:32Mad for a creature, mad creature
06:33Hey, creature, go to your room!
06:36Not bad for a-
06:39You've lost on a bitch!
06:39I can handle a live one!
06:40WAAAHHH
06:41Too many times, do I have to get on the street!
06:42I am freak!
06:43I don't know about you, others,
06:44but any fella who's givin' away crabs
06:45is a friend who knows mine!
06:46Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
06:47He even got mad on your murder!
06:48Although I may be trapped in full webs,
06:49At least nothing can help me now.
06:55I just wanted a place to sit down.
06:57Can I just be for a party?
06:58But this is something I've been so high.
06:59I am a master of the big team.
07:00What?
07:01Ah, there you are.
07:02Now I don't have to do the snaps.
07:04And I'm glad you're dead.
07:05We need even numbers,
07:06because today's adventure is gonna be a fucking shit.
07:07What?
07:08Today's adventure is gonna be a fucking shit.
07:09Alright, another one.
07:10Another one.
07:12Ah, where are we gonna be?
07:13Shooting each other with these?
07:14There's a sniper around this corner.
07:15What?
07:17Exactly!
07:22Did you have a plan?
07:24Dear real, I forgot we had that.
07:25And I always love Ocarina of time.
07:26But I think it's safe to say that it sucks.
07:27You can't see my fist olika!
07:28Fool life belongs in the trash!
07:30Two plus two is four!
07:31A man's a man's a man's a man's a woman's a man's a man's
07:34A man's a man's a man's a man's.
07:35I'm a man!
07:36Winnipermation!
07:37And brad, this is down!
07:38I'm going to be right!
07:39No TV and no beer!
07:40It's a Winniper!
07:41I'm not supposed to get Amami!
07:42Alcohol and Night Sprint!
07:43It's a good night spring!
07:44It's a good night!
07:45Short!
07:46The ice of the sea!
07:47Hey, you're not short!
07:48You're dolphin!
07:49That cock of the sea!
07:50Hey, you're not short!
07:52You're dolphin!
07:53Anyway!
07:54Oh!
07:55Oh!
07:56Oh!
07:57Oh!
07:58Oh!
07:59Oh!
08:00Oh!
08:01Oh!
08:02Hey, you're not short!
08:03You're short!
08:04Oh!
08:05Oh!
08:06Whoa!
08:07You're crusty!
08:08I'm crusty the clown and I'm going to kill!
08:09Oh, yeah, split what?
08:10You're not!
08:11I'm going to suck!
08:12It's gone, bathrooms from everywhere!
08:14I don't care!
08:14The
08:16Fidd stuff!
08:16Just like uh...
08:17Honey, he'll fly off!
08:22Oh!
08:23You have to get aтяn!
08:24What do you mean by altre expenses?
08:25That's not...
08:26down sat in here!
08:28Really...
08:30It's brass!
08:32Johannes...
08:36Wonderful....
08:37gross!
08:38Well, go play!
08:39A me?
08:40To be continued...
09:10How are you?
09:12It's a gift story.
09:13She is doing it.
09:14I know.
09:15What about the Christmas party?
09:16Come on, go.
09:17Well, I'll be here.
09:18Are you ready?
09:19Go ahead.
09:20I'm here, oh, no.
09:21This is a good moment to tell your life away!
09:22Oh, that's right.
09:23Here's your fun.
09:23Yes.
09:24Let me just tell you.
09:25I just knew that we were there.
09:26Oh, I'm here.
09:27You help me?
09:27Oh.
09:28You don't need to tell me how to tell you.
09:29I'm here.
09:29I'm here.
09:30We're going.
09:31We're going.
09:32Good.
09:33Good.
09:33Good.
09:34Good.
09:34Good.
09:35Good.
09:35Good.
09:35Good.
09:36Good.
09:36Good.
09:36Good.
09:37Hey, we still like creating the last few years of class.
09:38Oh, now I'm not going to play.
09:39Hey, that's not.
09:40No, that's not.
09:41It's not.
09:42It's not.
09:43It's not.
09:44Hey, but how's that fair?
09:45Spine gets to speak Spanish, but we can't speak German or Polish.
09:47Yeah, you're right.
09:48I think Jack goes on crackle.
09:49At least you'll ever get nuped every two seconds.
09:50Oh, I'm going to ride.
09:51Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
09:53What's up?
09:54Oh, hey.
09:55Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
09:56Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
10:09some other, it takes me crabs, not when I shift into ximilov고drive.
10:12Hiya!
10:13And you're riding from that, you'll see too, babe.
10:14What is it?
10:17Excuse me, help.
10:19It's fine.
10:20Give me that you said.
10:22Wow, that's fine.
10:23Don't worry about that.
10:24I'm so ugly.
10:26Oh, that's my fault.
10:27No, that's the one I'm so ugly.
10:29Please.
10:30I'm so ugly.
10:31Oh, that's the one I'm so ugly.
10:33Uh-oh.
10:34Ugh.
10:35Next is reality.
10:36That's the one I'm so ugly.
10:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
11:09Next one, let's colours in the fanci or the play piece.
11:14I'm going to play a little bit better.
11:18but I don't have a choice.
11:21It's the way to open it,
11:23that's why we have a hard time,
11:26but I can't do anything wrong.
11:29Maybe I can do anything wrong with it.
11:32Yes, I can do something wrong with it.
11:35I don't know.
12:05AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
12:32All right,� escape.
12:35Hoop conna get fern oop
12:41Go and play
12:41What do you need ?
12:43What do you need to play
12:56Go, go!
12:59Cooking
13:01You have to.
13:02You're right.
13:03Not everything else.
13:04You're right.
13:06All right.
13:07So we-
13:08Look, this is the trick-all.
13:10This is the trick-all.
13:13Should be the trick-all.
13:16I'm done.
13:19So you're right.
13:20We'll turn around.
13:21Don't move forward.
13:23Stop.
13:25Stop.
13:26Stop.
13:27Stop.
13:28Stop.
13:29No.
13:30No.
13:30No.
13:32No.
13:32No.
13:33No.
13:33No.
13:34No.
13:34No!
13:42Let's go.
14:12Aaaaah!
14:42get up
14:49okay
14:52get up
14:55do
14:56do
14:58get up
15:03get up
15:08séqué
15:12car
15:16pat
15:21I don't know.
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