00:23What is the name of the game?
00:39They're called schmoes, Buzz.
00:41Right, right, of course.
00:42And every time I think about it, can't stop.
00:45Yeah!
00:47Yeah!
01:01Today's adventure is brought to you by Pringles.
01:04Stay tuned and find out who the fuck will claim the ultimate Pringle Award.
01:12Look up there in the sky!
01:14It's a comet!
01:15It's a menstrual body!
01:17It's a black hole!
01:19It's a quark!
01:20No!
01:22It's Buzz Lightyear!
01:30Jimmy?
01:31Watch the screen, they said.
01:33Keep your eyes on the screen.
01:35So we watched the screen for two years.
01:38And what do we see?
01:39Nothing.
01:40Maybe we can get our old jobs back at Mr. Slushy.
01:45Do the Mario's!
01:46Bring your arms from side to side.
01:49Come on, it's time to go!
01:50Do the Mario!
01:51Take one step, and then again.
01:54Let's do the Mario!
01:55What?
01:55Get it out!
02:07Seriously, Buzz breathes like a discount Darth Vader.
02:09And he's white, too.
02:15Thanks!
02:16Thanks!
02:16Thanks!
02:23Buzz Lightyear mission log.
02:24Who is this?
02:25I told you to stop calling this number.
02:40All signs point to this planet as the location of Zerg's fortress.
02:44But there seems to be no science life anywhere.
02:47Hello?
02:49Oh yeah!
02:50Oh yeah!
02:51Signs point.
02:52Buzz Lightyear mission.
02:53All signs point to this planet as the location of Zerg's fortress.
03:03There seems to be no sign of a cuckers anywhere.
03:06Intelligent life.
03:07Intelligent life.
03:08Intelligent life.
03:08Intelligent life.
03:11Hey, Vsauce Michael here.
03:15You were this close to losing your shit.
03:18I say, I say, we're going to 308 Negra Arroyo Lane.
03:23I'm Kirky.
03:27Oh shit!
03:40God, I'm intelligent.
03:42Cower in fear as you have opened the cursed box and unleashed the terror of...
03:47FORMULU.
03:48Oh
03:51Pussy!
04:06Oooooooooola
04:07At least I still have my personalitybok
04:12Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!
04:18No, don't me!
04:19Oh ho ho ho!
04:27Ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities.
04:30Do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
04:40In the dark? Here in the dark?
04:42Would you, could you, in the dark?
04:44Lalalalala
04:45Capra-ha-ha-ha-ha
04:46Come to me, my prey.
04:49That's the LIGHT SWITCH!
05:09I did it!
05:11I finally defeated Buzz!
05:12Do it again! I wasn't looking!
05:17I fell for-
05:27I'm pressing it!
05:29I'm pressing it!
05:30I'm pressing it!
05:31You just use the same Drake and Josh joke
05:33in 3Pixer-related YTPs, you sack of shit.
05:36Now everyone will think of you as an overused fad in our current year.
05:39Why don't you come up with more original jokes instead of reusing the same ones?
05:43Because you're running out of steam.
05:45I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!
05:47You-
05:48I-
05:48I-
05:52So, so, so!
05:54We meet again, Buzz Light, for the last task!
05:57Why is it not firing?
05:58Well, because I emptied it, you-
06:09So, we meet again, Buzz Light, for the last time!
06:28Not today, Zerg!
06:32Oh!
06:33Is it time to start doing things?
06:34A French prize!
06:35A French prize!
06:36Oh!
06:36Oh!
06:38Oh!
06:38I said banana peel!
06:40Oh!
06:41Oh!
06:41Huh!
06:45Nooooooooooooo??
06:45I did it!
06:47I finally defeated Zerg!
06:49FIGHT!
06:54That's it, we're done.
06:55I'm gonna go play Fortnite until this blows over.
07:01AAAAAAAAGH!
07:02Hey, Buzz Lightyear!atti
07:03we must meet again, Buzz Lightyear! Ha!
07:06Ahahah!
07:07AAAAAAAAah!
07:08Oh!
07:13It was at this moment that he knew.
07:21You are dead!
07:30Oh!
07:35So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear.
07:37For the last time.
07:38Not today, Zurn.
07:45So, we meet again.
07:47For the last time.
07:48Not today.
08:02No!
08:04Oh No!
08:08Oh No!
08:09This is game's over, man!
08:11No!
08:12You almost had it!
08:15No!
08:15No!
08:16Uh-oh!
08:16Oh, uh-oh.
08:17I never, never, ever!
08:18I-
08:18never, ever, ever!
08:21Never gonna defeat Zerg!
08:22I never ever ever gonna defeat Zerg!
08:27I'll never ever ever gonna defeat Zerg!
08:35I can't press the fire button and press the fire button and press the fire button...
08:40Oh!
08:42I'm never gonna defeat Zerg!
08:44Sure you will, Rax!
08:45But look at my little arm!
08:46I can't press the fire button and jump in here!
08:48KAY!!
08:48PRESS THE FINE PUTTON AND JUMP A-
08:50NO!
08:51NOOO!
08:52Oh...
08:52Um...
08:54I...
08:54I'm...
08:54I'M EVER GONNA DEFEAT ZUROS!
08:56Sure you will, Rex.
08:57In fact, you're a better c-
08:58than I am.
08:58But look at my little c-
08:59I can't press the f-
09:00In fact you're a better buzz than I-
09:01No, no, I-
09:01OH!
09:02Ya almost had it!
09:03Uh...
09:03Woody?
09:05Woody, are you-
09:06Where is it?
09:08Uh...
09:08Woody?
09:09Why is he mad?
09:10HA?
09:10No!
09:11No!
09:12No!
09:12BIRD BIRD!
09:13No!
09:14No!
09:15No!
09:16No!
09:16No!
09:16No!
09:22No!
09:22Oh, I knocked off my head!
09:39Ha!
09:39Wheels!
09:41No!
09:42Beat that!
09:45Woody, are you alright?
09:46No!
09:46No!
09:47Are you alright?
09:47No!
09:47No!
09:48No!
09:48No!
09:50You take that back, you fucker sack of shit!
09:54What?
09:54What?
09:58I know what the fuck you are called?
10:00In just a few hours you'll be sittin' around a campfire with Schmoes, makin' delicious hot endings.
10:05Snort, snort, snort, snort, snort, snort.
10:09Delicious hot s'mores.
10:10They're called Schmoes, Buzz.
10:12Right, right, of course.
10:13We did this already!
10:14Ha!
10:14Ha!
10:15In just a few hours you'll be sittin' around Moe's.
10:17In just a few hours you'll be sittin' around Schmoes.
10:19Oh!
10:20You almost had it!
10:20Just a few hours you'll be sittin' around a campfire makin' delicious shit.
10:23They're called cocks, Buzz.
10:25They're called Schmoes.
10:26Oh, Moe.
10:26Keep lookin', man!
10:27Keep lookin', man!
10:27No!
10:28No!
10:28Yeah!
10:28Yeah!
10:29Yeah!
10:29Yeah!
10:29No!
10:33Oh, not in front of Buzz!
10:36Ha!
10:38Look under your boot.
10:39Don't be silly, my hat is not under my boot.
10:41Would you just look?
10:42Ha!
10:42Ha!
10:42Ha!
10:43I get it.
10:43There's a snake in my boot.
10:45You're cute when you care.
10:46Oh, don't run a Buzz.
10:48Ha!
10:50Ha!
10:51Ha!
10:51Ha!
10:51Ha!
10:51Ha!
10:52Ha!
10:52Ha!
10:53Ha!
10:53Ha!
10:54Ha!
10:56Ha!
10:57Ha!
10:58Ha!
10:59Ha!
10:59Ha!
11:06Ha!
11:12Ha!
11:23Ha!
11:26Ha!
11:27Ha!
11:27Ha!
11:28Ha!
11:29Hello?
11:30Doctor doctor!
11:31Give me the moves!
11:32I've got some good news and I've got some good news and I've got some good news and I've got
11:34some-
11:34OOOooooo
11:35M Never Freddy Never
11:47What the heck you swearing horsey she's on a Christian server
11:56It's life
11:58Five minutes
11:59See, danke!
12:00I choose you.
12:01C pi.
12:02Y quait, y quait.
12:03Y quait, naitite.
12:04Not that that what.
12:05Downward spy, loan, disp cone, downward spy, loan, disp lane, downward spy, loan,ими,
12:08sp üst ED ae fra fra
12:11fra fra fra fra BAAA
12:18BAAAstronovavery
12:18Angels You
12:20N güç brrrrrrrr
12:37PSYCH
12:38PSYCH
12:48PSYCH
12:55eg
13:00Who
13:02likes
13:05No
13:18You
13:20Japan says can you maybe chill?
13:21And Russia says how about maybe no?
13:22It's time for the moment you've been waiting for!
13:23For who's going to be the next year of Germany?
13:24Usually it's the Shogun's kid, but the Shogun doesn't have a Shogun
13:26so he tries to get his brother to quit being a brother
13:27and the Shogun died in a tornado
13:28Everyone voted so hard that the palace quit being a palace
13:29The Shogun actually caught a fire
13:30and the whole country caught a fire
13:31Usually it's the Shogun's kid
13:31but the Shogun's kid has a kid
13:32but the Shogun's kid has a kid
13:33but the Shogun's kid died in a tornado
13:34So now who's gonna be?
13:35Vote now on your phones!
13:36No!
13:37Everyone voted so hard that the palace died in a tornado
13:39The Shogun actually didn't care
13:50Inward!
13:57Holy shit!
14:01This is impossible!
14:01That's what I'm talking about!
14:02Kachow!
14:03Kachow!
14:04Kachow!
14:05Kachow!
14:07What happened?
14:07Where are all the other cars?
14:08What is going on?
14:09Oh no!
14:10Anyway!
14:11Kachow!
14:12What?
14:13What the hell is that?
14:15What the hell is that?
14:16Oh!
14:16This is gonna happen!
14:17What the hell is that?
14:17I don't know what it is!
14:19Oh!
14:19You're gone!
14:23What the fuck is that?
14:23Ow!
14:24How the hell is that?
14:24He's getting ready to go!
14:25He's getting ready to go!
14:26Giddy up now!
14:26To the hell!
14:27Happy trail, neighbor!
14:30Tired up in the middle of the hill that cannot smoke the bullet!
14:33Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
14:35Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
14:38Aaaaaaaaah!
14:38Hey!
14:38There he is!
14:39Nuclef!
14:40What happened?
14:40Are you okay?
14:40I hate this pepper.
14:41It gave me this crazy dream!
14:43Tired up!
14:43I guess you're right!
14:44That's impossible!
14:47Oh yeah!
14:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hi, thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage!
14:54Shhh!
14:55That's the damn bike! That's the damn bike! That's the damn bike!
14:59Oh, hi!
15:02Oh, hi!
15:02Oh, hi!
15:03Oh, hi!
15:04Oh, hi!
15:04Oh, hi!
15:04Oh, hi!
15:05Oh, hi!
15:07Oh, hi!
15:08Oh, hi!
15:09Oh, hi!
15:10Oh, hi!
15:14Should I be like an around?
15:15You can film the five times of the first level? That's not bad, right?
15:17Hey, this looks like gameplay.
15:18This looks like a level.
15:18You can like see with your eyes.
15:19Oh!
15:20Is it Brian Silver?
15:21Brian damage?
15:22No worry, it baffles me that this level is the same difficulty as the last one I just played.
15:24Like this could easily be like a two-star and like...
15:25Sounds good, man.
15:26Ki!
15:26When you predict the Orbs will be unsatisfactory.
15:28It's almost cool, man.
15:28I'm liking this.
15:29I think I have nearly in love.
15:30I can apply my years of playing the game, so I complete it.
15:31Oh my gosh.
15:32Guys, I found my soulmate.
15:33So let's almost break it out.
15:33How do I look?
15:34Stacy Sam Tierman Adrianس 50resent.
15:37Poopy fam has no gas.
15:38Where would a bargaining villain find unlimited power?
15:40Nuclear weight-arms you are a little bit typical factory,
15:42or, perhaps, a place even more...
15:43Aaaaahhhh!
15:44It's a place to be like this,
15:45and it's supposed to be like this.
15:46Aaaaahhh!
15:46This is Christmas!
15:47Crazy!
15:47I don't know what I'm saying, but I don't know what I'm saying.
16:17Shut up!
16:18I believe I shall go upstairs.
16:25Here am I upstairs again.
16:27Don't stairs.
16:28Shut up!
16:28I believe I shall go downstairs.
16:33Matt Damon, are you having cake?
16:34Uh, no, why?
16:35You're right!
16:35You're right!
16:36Yes, are you sure that this will be really smart again?
16:37Yes.
16:37What drives you?
16:38Hmm.
16:38I don't know.
16:39This is definitely me when I'm driving.
16:41I don't know.
16:42I don't know.
16:43I don't know.
16:43I don't know.
16:44Is there anything!
16:46Here am I downstairs again!
16:48I need my shoeh
16:49I can't figure it out!
17:12So, I'm gonna say OK.
17:32OK, then Henry, you can pinboard on the witch's nose and do it a prize.
17:38No problem.
17:42Oh!
17:43Sammy!
17:43Uh, no Sammy!
17:44I'm a two-piece of candy friend, good try.
17:48Happy Halloween, Santa Fe!
17:50It's time to announce the final spinners
17:52through top of the Halloween costume contest!
17:53First, we have Santa on Dive-in!
17:56Mr. Shab, Mr. Shab, Mr. Shab, Mr. Shabby, Mr. Shabby, Mr. Shabby!
17:58For better, I'm done for a two-person horse costume!
18:02These are both friends in the top part,
18:03so we'll be in a bit!
18:04Next to me, I'll be the two-year-old.
18:06I'll be the one-year-old myself!
18:08This is way correct!
18:12How did you take this as the
18:12How'd you take a clap?
18:19After I do this, you're a little better
18:20you might act as a
18:22I'm willing to mail you
18:24It's time to mute and feel right
18:24And I know how to do this
18:25Because of yoga
18:28Now that it was heavy,
18:38But you're stands in a song
29:29Oh
29:53She's up.
30:40I'll see you next time.
31:23I'll see you next time.
31:23Bye.
31:55Bye.
32:31Bye.
33:00Bye.
33:33Bye.
34:00Bye.
34:23Bye.
34:24Bye.
34:27Bye.
34:29Bye.
34:32Bye.
34:33Bye.
34:43Bye.
34:50Bye.
34:52Bye.
34:53Bye.
35:00Bye.
35:01Bye.
35:03Bye.
35:06Bye.
35:14Bye.
35:26To be continued...
35:44How about a Cat Runner?
35:45The?
35:46How about it?
35:47I don't know.
35:47I should find the Cat Runner.
35:48I should find it-
35:50How about a Cat Runner?
35:52Say yeah.
35:55How about it?
35:58Has it been a event on the project?
36:01The other of the project will be the best-new material to live for it.
36:03The more the the-
36:05I shall not book you as a Cat Runner to play as a Cat Runner.
36:06How about you?
36:10How about I'm playing a game?
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