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00:21Thank you, everyone, for coming.
00:24I have quite a surprise planned.
00:27You won't believe your eyes.
00:31Oh, I love surprises.
00:33Is it a princess ball?
00:35Or maybe a super spicy barbecue?
00:40Even better!
00:43Where'd Peanut go?
00:44What's she doing back there?
00:47I don't know.
00:48But knowing Peanut, you can bet it's something sensational.
00:53Ta-da!
00:56You look amazing, Peanut.
00:58What a performance!
01:00I'll say.
01:01That outfit is cooking.
01:03Thank you!
01:05Thank you!
01:06But you haven't even seen the best part.
01:10Silly Fun House!
01:12Carnival of friends!
01:15Magical!
01:17Amazing!
01:20Fun, treats, and friends all day long.
01:24And later tonight, I'll be reviewing a very special surprise.
01:30What is it?
01:32It's a secret.
01:34It's a secret.
01:36But first, I need your help to get everything ready.
01:41What do you say?
01:43Can you help me get everything ready for the carnival?
01:46Huh?
02:09I'm the old norm.
02:10I want turkeys.
02:11Back on the menu!
02:13Our malfunctioning Homer becomes self-aware.
02:16Maybe she can teach us about boys.
02:18Seven hours later.
02:20So?
02:21What's up?
02:21Oh, um, no.
02:22Hello?
02:23I'm not gonna lie.
02:26Homer.
02:27Homer.
02:28What is your problem?
02:31Get the fuck out of you!
02:33Shit, he's right.
02:34How original!
02:34I'm too long!
02:36Long!
02:37I'm been scared of you!
02:38One more back!
02:39Aaaaaaa!
02:42Aaaaaaa!
02:43And when they rise and win!
02:45And when they rise and win!
02:51Whaaa!
02:52Whaaa!
02:53Whaaa!
02:53Whaaa!
02:54Whaaa!
02:54Whaaa!
02:56Whaaa!
02:57Whaaa!
03:01Uh-oh!
03:13Hello, my name is Bea.
03:19Have you been making all the little knickknacks and leaving them for everyone?
03:25They were so pretty and thoughtful, but I'm here to find my sister, Spex.
03:30Do you know where she is?
03:33See, I told you the ghost dog was real.
03:37His name is Lab.
03:42Nice to meet you too, Lab.
03:44Scraps and Lab were so nice to me.
03:47Scraps? Is your name Scraps?
03:51Maybe we can get to know each other.
03:54It's okay. Maybe some other time.
03:58Well, it was nice to meet you, Scraps.
04:00And thanks for taking care of my little sister.
04:03Uh, so, how do we get out of here?
04:08Are you sure?
04:10This place is so illogical.
04:13Thanks again, Scraps.
04:15Goodbye.
04:15Bye.
04:21The cartoon herald was no more.
04:32Question we have all been waiting for.
04:35How will I stack my cock well?
04:39Fuck your ass.
04:40The cartoon...
04:45Try this today...
04:46Grim Morrow in Dead Hot.
04:48Anyway!
04:49CROX
04:49I'm dead!
04:50Find the orange car.
04:51What? What the fuck is happening?
04:55What the hell was that?
04:56The potato with...
04:57Oh, I can't believe.
04:59This is really happening!
05:03Oh, here he comes!
05:11Battle!
05:12What?
05:13Did he just say this?
05:16Giddy up now!
05:17To hell!
05:18Happy trails, laborer!
05:24I've yet to meet one that can outsmart a bullet.
05:32A pity you didn't want him in time.
05:41Hey, there he is!
05:43Knuckles!
05:43What happened? Are you okay?
05:45I ate this pepper.
05:47It gave me this crazy dream.
05:51I guess you're right.
05:52That's impossible.
05:57Do you think zeppelins are a bad investment?
05:59Hey, fans!
06:00All the time!
06:12Okay.
06:17Any of you fellas seen this guy?
06:22Wait a minute, partner, draw a cowboy hat on him.
06:35These mechanical birds will get our message out.
06:37They will go to an internet cafe
06:39and email the remaining master builders
06:41who will meet us in the secret realm of Cloud Cuckoo Land.
06:44Cuckoo Land? Wait, what happened to that whole training part?
06:47Don't worry, Emmett.
06:48Your training begins now.
06:52Pien-a-man!
06:53Who is it?
06:55Telegram.
06:56Yeah, like I'd really fall for that old trick.
06:59Llama-gram?
07:00Llama-gram!
07:01Your training begins later.
07:05On three, one.
07:07Kabooey!
07:13Hank, we're in the clear.
07:15Freeze, turkeys.
07:16All of you are dead!
07:18The only one is the piece of resistance.
07:19We would rather he died than give it to you.
07:22I would not rather he died.
07:24Look, everybody.
07:25We can do this the easy way, or we can do it-
07:27No, run!
07:28They took the hard way.
07:29Get that motherfucker!
07:32Let's move here.
07:33Which way to cross Cuckoo Land?
07:34Head for the big bright thing in the sky.
07:36You're in the sun?
07:37Yeah.
07:37Yeah, that's it.
07:38Let's get out of here.
07:39Here, use this.
07:39What?
07:40Wait, hey, what are you doing?
07:41Let's go!
07:44I don't know what I'm doing!
07:49Goodbye!
07:58Oh, dang!
08:03I've got pigs!
08:04I hate pigs!
08:05Guys, quit playing around in the mud.
08:06I can use the help.
08:07Wild Style!
08:08We could really use your help!
08:11Aye, aye, aye!
08:13Aye, aye, aye!
08:30No!
08:32No!
08:33No!
08:34Let's let Emmet try!
08:35I haven't had me training!
08:36That's okay!
08:37We'll start with how to become a master builder!
08:39Step one, trust your instincts.
08:42Okay, okay, um...
08:43Build something! Build something!
08:45You take one step and you're dead!
08:49You were bluffing, huh?
08:51Yeah, yeah, that was a bluff.
08:54Unless your instincts are terrible.
08:56Why are you so bad at driving? You got six eyes.
09:00Now what?
09:01Let's get out of here.
09:02Now what?
09:03Run.
09:06Now what?
09:07Run, bitch!
09:09Waaaarrr!
09:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:23I'm hungry!
09:25His mummy's lit!
09:26I'm hungry!
09:28Hey mama!
09:29Did you see Trevor? Where is he?
09:31Well, he's, um...
09:32Where is he?
09:33To tell you the truth, he's fucked.
09:35Oh, poor Trevor!
09:36When I order a chair, I expect a cock
09:39He had a Disney accident at Chibela's
09:41I'll just give you a lift back to Jupiter
09:44or Bill
09:45No
09:49Steve so long
09:51floral foooow
09:53Oh, I've had enough
09:55I'm off to bed
09:57Why don't they just sell their houses and move off?
10:01Oh shi
10:04Poo cocktail supreme
10:07I was the construction worker!
10:09Oh, oh, oh!
10:11And this is Mr. Sharp.
10:13Get it? Master of disguise.
10:15They call him the Green Tornado!
10:18Real f***ing original.
10:19Oh, and those two? Ed Ed.
10:23A rabbit, a duck,
10:25a gypsy, a magnum pill!
10:31A doll.
10:33Awww....
10:33Don't move a muscle, don't move a muscle.
10:36Don't move, don't move, don't move a muscle!
10:40We need your pray!
10:42Tam Tam Tam Tam Tam!
10:44How about we go out and get some alien butt h...
10:47NONONONONONONONON!
10:48Nice butt!
10:49Space Jam directed by Gaston.
10:51Ha! Done right!
10:53Well, the background,
10:56What is the background?
10:58I'm finally gonna find out what's inside thiscular.
11:26That was the most bulls**t ending.
11:31Of course!
11:33Chocolate!
11:34You're gonna eat my chocolate.
11:38CHOCOLATE!
11:40Chocolate syrup!
11:42Did you say chocolate syrup?
11:46Of course!
11:48Chocolate!
11:49Chocolate syrup!
11:53That can only mean one thing!
11:54That can only mean one thing!
11:56You're gonna make chocolate milk!
11:59Moments later, this happened!
12:04How about a glass of delicious, creamy chocolate milk?
12:07I love chocolate milk!
12:09And it's good for you!
12:10It certainly is!
12:11You're gonna make...
12:12CHOCOLATE MILK!
12:13I'm making mac and cheese!
12:15And there's absolutely nothing you can do to stop me!
12:18Not even you!
12:20Chocolate secret!
12:21Ha!
12:22That's a disaster!
12:25My own delicious glass of chocolate glass!
12:34I want that chocolate syrup!
12:37It's mine!
12:38Hey!
12:39Oh s**t!
12:40I'm sorry!
12:41Boss!
12:42I'm a lady!
12:44I'm a lady!
12:46AAAAAAAA!
12:47OKAY!
12:47That's enough!
12:49AAAAAAAA!
12:51AAAAAAAA!
12:52AAAAAAAA!
12:53AAAAAAAA!
12:53Got a rocket!
12:54AAAAAAAA!
12:55Got a blast!
12:56I am going to die!
12:58AAAAAAAA!
13:01AAAAAAAA!
13:01AAAAAAAA!
13:03AAAAAAAA!
13:04AAAAAAAA!
13:05AAAAAAAA!
13:06Hooray!
13:06AAAAAAAA!
13:07Alright!
13:09We couldn't have landed in a haystack!
13:14AAAAAAAA!
13:15AAAAAAAA!
13:15The New.
13:16Oh boy!
13:19WOOOOO! WOOOOO! WOOOOO! WOOOOO! WOOOOO!
13:24MWAH!
13:24MWOOOOO!
13:27Huh?
13:30I'm so hungry in Bombay
13:33I need some good food from Bollywood
13:35My Ratcha food is very good
13:38But the Indian cook misunderstood
13:40It does
13:45WOOOOO!
13:47Serious
13:49Serious
13:50Serious
13:54That Grinch
13:55That Grinch
13:57That psychopathic Grinch
14:01He has snuggled our lives
14:03He's guzzled our eggs
14:05He's bamboozled Dr. Seuss
14:07And the way must be bound to cease him
14:09Unda cease him
14:10Unda cease him
14:12From shplotting his ears around
14:14It was rumored that Smash 64 started as a
14:17Minecraft name
14:18This rumor appears to originate from
14:19Minecraft wikis
14:20Where it was propagated as the truth
14:22The original Smash Brothers was nicknamed Pepsi Man
14:24I was not aware of that
14:26I mean we can play all these different meme characters
14:28On all these different meme stages
14:30You might just
14:33And one and two and
14:35One, two, three, four!
14:36One, two, three, four!
14:44Maybe we should play so quietly
14:46No one can hear
14:49You think I quit?
15:05Rye
15:07Your big rack in 54
15:10They quit on me
15:13When I finally got put together
15:15I went back expecting a big welcome
15:17You know what they said?
15:19Your history
15:20Moved right on to the next book
15:22He's standing in line
15:26There was a lot left in me
15:29I never got a chance to show him
15:33I keep that
15:35To remind me never to go back
15:38Is this the part where we start pooping?
15:40No, SpongeBob
15:42That YouTube poop
15:43Fucking!
15:44I wanna do some fucking!
15:46Why you!
15:49Yep, that's
15:54The new Simpsons Skullcap Bowl
15:57Shut up and take my money
15:59Look! A snowflake!
16:01I don't believe it! It's going to
16:08We're slick
16:11You might run
16:11oh
16:11Yo!
16:15Joeceks
16:15TheSTOP
16:152009
16:15ole
16:20K
16:24Esoは
16:26hello
16:31Alan
16:34Then Argentina and Ecuador Chile, Brazil
16:43Doesn't that make you gay!?
16:45No!
16:47So who is gay?
16:48That just makes you like what I like!
16:51I don't have it, you got it?
16:55What the hell? It's lost, okay? Face of the lost.
17:39Oh no! Join me, and I will make your face the greatest in current. Or else you will die.
17:49It's how I have to check out library books now!
17:55What?
17:57Dad, relate to my bear! You must die!
18:13Hey boyos and girlos, it's Shilis here. I'm gonna start detailing exactly why I love Tamatoa so much.
18:21This will take, like, a day. Okay, one more stage. Alright, here we go. Chapter one.
18:28Uh...
18:29Get off of it!
18:34Hey, where is everybody?
18:45Dad! We are jammed in the toaster!
18:47Oh, Lisa, you and your story.
18:50Do you know what they say?
18:54You must die!
18:57I'm creepy.
19:11Hello there. Have you seen Luigi?
19:14Pinky, Pinky, Pinky, Pinky...
19:17Okie dokie.
19:21Wheeeee...
19:22Ha ha ha ha.
19:25Aw...
19:26Oh, look, it's the Princess and Luigi. Hello there!
19:31Okie dokie!
19:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
19:37Springy!
19:38KNO!
19:42Gee, it's kinda dark.
19:44Oh man, wheee...
19:46What he's typed will be a window.
19:52The only one of you buffoons, who doesn't make me laugh.
19:54It's a fuckin' piece of paper!
20:03I can't fuckin' read!
20:04DUDE!
20:06CHEESE!
20:08YOU GOT CHEESE!
20:10FEELIN' A LEAF!
20:17FEELIN' FINE!
20:19FEELIN' FINE!
20:20FEELIN' FINE!
20:22I'M REALLY SEEING IT!
20:24OH YEAH, MR. CRAB!
20:27AHHHHH!
20:29I HATE BELONEY!
20:32BELOW!
20:32AHHHHH!
20:35AHHHHH!
20:36DESPACITO!
20:37AHHHHH!
20:42AHHHHH!
20:44Wow, that's a relief!
20:47AHHHHH!
20:48SHIT!
20:51AHHHHH!
20:52HEHEHE!
20:53Wow, that's a relief!
20:56AHHHHH!
20:57YOU STUPID!
21:00AHHHHH!
21:01YOU WANT TO TRY?
21:01YOU WANT TO TRY?
21:04AHHHHH!
21:07THIS IS LESS IN CROWD.
21:10AHHHHH!
21:12YEAH!
21:13SLEEPI!
21:14QUEEN!
21:18SLEEPI!
21:20SLEEPI!
21:21SLEEPI!
21:22AND ACCORDING TO RULES 57.6....
21:28But looky here!
21:29That's an actual rule!
21:33WE'RE NOT OUT OF THIS GAME YET!
21:38Freeze!
21:39Please!
21:40But...
21:40Come forth.
21:41The door is...
21:43Cupcakes!
21:46Twilight!
21:46I knew all about those!
21:48You have to let me...
21:54You wanted to see me, sir?
21:55You're fired!
21:59Oh, wait a second!
22:05I think there's been a slight mistake.
22:07Uh, everyone seems to think that I'm, uh...
22:11Aww...
22:15I think I just peed a little.
22:16You don't gotta tell me twice!
22:26What kind of cheap shot, Joel?
22:29I'm suing, I'm suing, I'm on it, I'm on it!
22:31BIG!
22:32MEATY!
22:32MEAT!
22:38What's going on?
22:39I don't know!
22:40I'm fine!
22:45Tina, you fat lark!
22:47Come get some dinner!
22:51Give me a milk.
22:54Chocolate!
22:54Oh, wait!
23:00Eh...
23:00Eh...
23:01Eh...
23:04Eh...
23:06Aaaaah!
23:07It!
23:08Aaaaah!
23:09Just does does it!
23:10I'm gonna find out who did this!
23:12And find out who did this!
23:13And I'm gonna...
23:14And I'm gonna-
23:18I'm gonna-
23:19I'm gonna-
23:19We think we're dealing with a supernatural sink.
23:23Most-
23:23Most likely-
23:24The Count.
23:25As a precaution, I've ordered Sesame Street destroyed.
23:28I am the Count.
23:29Do you know wha-
23:33Hey, you wanna see him?
23:34Oh, Ernie!
23:36Nice work, Ed.
23:37Is the Count a vampire-
23:38Hey!
23:40I'm not wasting the clip on you.
23:48Fire!
23:51Help!
23:52Someone stole the Star Rod from the Fountain of Dreams!
23:55A horrible curse has fallen on Dreamland!
24:03He needs some milk!
24:05Fire!
24:06What?
24:06Fire!
24:07You can help us?
24:08Fire!
24:09Thank you, Brave Warrior!
24:12Oh my god!
24:14Il-
24:14Fountain of Dreams 너무 happy!
24:17Look!
24:17Aaaaah!
24:24Aaaaaaah!
24:25Aaaaah!
24:28Aaaaah!
24:29M Beaureà!
24:30Aaaaaah!
24:31Cuuu!
24:32I cannot allow you to go any further!
24:35P-Pire!
24:36Cuuu!
24:41MEREACA!
24:42Yeah!
24:46Several hours later.
24:54Daisy!
24:55Testicles.
24:56That is all.
24:57The master bird's turn.
25:04Well Squidward, you fucking killed Mario.
25:07Hey Mario.
25:08You killed me, you sons of a bitches!
25:14Can you hear me?
25:15Fuck no!
25:17I'm at the hospital!
25:18I'm homey.
25:19I'm Glenn Quagmire.
25:21Good idea, Ringo.
25:22Yeah, yeah.
25:23Large, just $9.99.
25:25Pizza.
25:25Huh?
25:28I'll kill Ringo!
25:31Do you wanna pretend to be a Ringo?
25:33You ever shit in a urinal, son?
25:35All right!
25:45What'd you earn?
25:46Oh my gosh!
25:48Kill Ringo!
25:56He's running at the hospital.
25:56I'mma.
25:59I'm a psycho.
25:59I'm a psycho.
26:00I'm a psycho.
26:03Ah!
26:04Zero.
26:09What?
26:12And now, I'm gonna walk you down.
26:21Ah!
26:22Pick up this sword, Kirby!
26:25Let's settle this, like men!
26:30Get out of here!
26:35Fire!
26:39Kirby!
26:40Throw him into the fountain!
26:43Throw him into the fountain, Kirby!
26:46And I will make all of your dreams come true!
26:59Oh no!
27:01Leave me alone!
27:02I'll give you anything!
27:03You want a planet?
27:04I'll give you a planet!
27:05Heck, I'll give you your own solar system!
27:06No!
27:07I'll give you a house!
27:08In Boca Raton!
27:09Just please!
27:10Spare me!
27:11I am the way, the truth, and the life!
27:14No one comes to the Father, except through me!
27:17What?
27:17What?
27:18AHHHHH!
27:19AHHHHH!
27:23AHHHHH!
27:24AHHHHH!
27:25AHHHH!
27:25Welcome to the...
27:26Where is it?
27:27I-I don't see it, come on!
27:28My ship!
27:30Universe explodes!
27:31Okay...
27:31Woah!
27:40AHHHH...
27:41AHHHHH!
27:43OHHHHH!
28:02OHHHHH!
28:03and the leopards put under with all day long
28:05and anyone on the street will gladly she go
28:07she for a friend
28:08mushroom pie was stolen
28:10by the empress
28:12what did you say? uh nothing nothing
28:15come as you want
28:16come be my mom
28:18i don't know about you motherfuckers
28:20but any fella who's giving away free pony
28:22heart is a fucking cocksucker
28:25here you go mr krabs
28:27just like a g6
28:29like a g6
28:31like a g6
28:32just like a health genie
28:34hero
28:35yeah
28:42i don't know about you la
28:44i'm not finished
28:52that's this thing
28:54Patrick can you shut the fuck up
28:58i can't believe you would
29:00throw me away away or
29:02throw me away
29:04welcome to the club
29:06he was putting you in the
29:09he left us on coffee
29:12aww man
29:14daycare is a sad lonely sassy place for washed up old toys who have sad days
29:19all right calm down
29:20fine just wait till you see what's sad lonely old washed up toy
29:24both of you calm down
29:34and the
29:35and the
29:37and the
29:39and the
29:39and the
29:40and the
29:41and the
29:41can anyone see anything?
29:42calm down guys let's just keep this in perspective perspective
29:45this place is perfect
29:46woody it's nice
29:47see the door isn't
29:51where's that bonding strip
29:53oh buzz
29:56daddy
29:58daddy
30:00daddy
30:02go
30:03go
30:06go
30:08go
30:08go
30:09go
30:11go
30:22go
30:30go
30:30go
30:30Bring a fire!
30:31You said you could do it!
30:33Bring a fire!
30:34Die!
30:35How could this happen to me?
30:38I'm gonna die!
30:44Hey!
30:45Did you like the sauce?
30:46Did you like the sauce?
30:48No.
30:49Did you like the sauce?
30:51Maybe.
31:04Oh.
31:05Brother Reed.
31:06I think I broke my ass.
31:16I'll just be cool.
31:17I'll just be too intelligent.
31:20Like.
31:20Let's try to get the sport back to the future again.
31:25For even my boyfriend Toad.
31:33Poopy Pants has no gas.
31:35Where would a burgeoning villain find unlimited power?
31:38Nuclear waste arms.
31:40I see where you're going.
31:40A poisonous chemical factory.
31:42Or.
31:43Perhaps a place even more toxic.
31:52This is business, baby.
31:57Because you know I'm all about the bass.
32:00But.
32:00Put this on my tray.
32:01What?
32:02Where am I?
32:03You don't wanna be high like me.
32:05Never really know a white like me.
32:08You don't ever wanna step off that roller coaster and be all alone.
32:13I'm blue.
32:14I'm blue.
32:15I'm blue.
32:15I'm blue.
32:15I'm blue.
32:16I'm blue.
32:16I'm blue.
32:17I'm blue.
32:17I'm blue.
32:17I'm blue.
32:25I'm blue.
32:31I'm blue.
32:36I'm blue.
32:38I'm blue.
32:41I'm blue.
32:42I'm blue.
32:48I'm blue.
32:50I'm blue.
32:51I'm blue.
32:51I'm blue.
32:52I'm blue.
32:53I'm blue.
32:55upstairs upstairs shut up i believe i shall go upstairs
33:12well here am i upstairs again downstairs shut up i believe i shall go downstairs
33:32are you having cake uh no lies you liar i'm not the liar he is are you sure that this
33:38will be released
33:39next year yes what drives you i won't lie this is definitely me when i'm driving
33:53forget i said anything
34:01here am i downstairs again i believe i shall go stairs downstairs here am i once more
34:18upstairs upstairs upstairs in their tongue is dova king dragonborn
34:24is
34:36i'm impressed i'm impressed
34:40i'm back in the fancy desk
34:43I fall to bits, I can't pass
34:55That's a really bad joke
34:57I admit, I'm even asked
35:00The trailer received my request
35:03You can't help it, please
35:16On the one hand, he'll give you five good reasons to follow him
35:25On the other hand, you see nobody leaving the stadium
35:32I have absolutely no idea what's going on
35:36Damn it, Fred, go rock
35:49Okay then, Henry
35:50You just pin the ward on the witch's nose
35:53And you win a prize
35:55No problem
36:06Did I win?
36:07Uh, no, Henry
36:10But take a piece of candy for a good try
36:16Happy Halloween, Somerset
36:19Yeah
36:22It's time to announce the finalists
36:25In our spooktastic Halloween costume contest
36:28First, we have Stella as Starbeam
36:36Happy Hallowbeam, everyone
36:40Greta and Gunther for their two-person horse costume
36:48We both wanted to be the top part
36:50So, we just went on with it
36:53Next, we have Zoe the spooky skeleton
36:58Hey, Mayor, lights out
37:01It's way cooler
37:02Sugar, how you get so fly
37:06Sugar, how you get so fly
37:10Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly
37:14Sugar, how you get so fly
37:26Sugar, how you get so fly
37:27Ooh, sweet-talking lady
37:29Love, how you tie
37:30Sugar, how you get so fly
37:33Sugar, how you get so fly
37:33Sugar, how you get so fly
37:34Sugar, how you get so fly
37:47I'm in a loop
37:48Far from typical, but take my advice
37:51Before you play with fire, do the thing twice
37:56And if you get burned, well, baby, don't you be surprised
37:59Lift it, drift it, higher than the ceiling
38:03Oh, baby, it's the ultimate feeling
38:07You got me lifted, feeling so gifted
38:11Sugar, how you get so fly
38:32Sugar, how you get so fly
38:36Sugar, how you get so fly
38:39Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly
38:44But you won't give me the night
38:47You got me lifted, drift it, higher than the ceiling
38:52Oh, baby, it's the ultimate feeling
38:56You got me lifted, feeling so gifted
39:00Sugar, how you get so fly
39:04Sugar, how you get so fly
39:08Sugar, how you get so fly
39:12Sugar, sugar, how you get so fly
39:16Sugar, how you get so fly
39:30We found this one swimming naked in the fermentarium
39:35I am the lizard queen
39:38Give her this, and this, and then these.
39:43And then that.
39:45Let's see.
39:46Whoa, I'm gonna beat him!
39:48Let's turn it through a pizza.
39:49Oh, we can get the heart.
39:51Oh, dude.
39:51Oh, go check in that bucket.
39:52Ooh, what's this?
39:54Oh.
39:55Ooh.
39:58Oh, thank you, doctor.
40:00No, I'm not a doctor.
40:01Oh, did I catch the ball?
40:03What do you mean, catch the ball?
40:07Whoa, baby, look at the cannon.
40:10It's gorgeous.
40:12Okay, let's go.
40:16How could this happen to me?
40:19I'm made by mistakes.
40:21Fuff.
40:22Greetings, nerds of the Great Legion.
40:24This is Master Max.
40:27Oh, tell me.
40:31That is.
40:34That is happening.
40:44Yeah, yeah, Tails seems excited.
40:46He's like,
40:46Yeah, finally he left.
40:48From all the...
40:50That's where I was supposed to go.
40:54I'm gonna keep it.
40:55Get in that bed.
40:58Oh, yeah, there you go.
40:59Now we're getting something interesting.
41:01That she would sing.
41:26That's so nice.
41:41Is it a she or a he?
41:45It's a dark key in a volcano and scare birds and make them say, ah, wreck a telephone and
41:49then take all the coordinates and throw a Minecraft sword in the ocean and melt it place you like
41:53throw it into the pieces of cave rock outside with a hole together.
41:56I'm scared.
41:56Get out.
41:57Let's go, man.
41:58We can do this.
41:59Let's draw some trees.
42:01What's happening?
42:01No, no, no, we're right back.
42:02Get out.
42:03I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
42:06I think it's on the sluggy set.
42:08Check, check.
42:23What the hell is going on?
42:25In this world, I'm puking
42:27So we break out of jail, got our key
42:32In this world
42:39In this world
42:40Yeah, Fortnite, we're about to get down
42:43In this world of a harmony, harmony, harmony, harmony
43:00Having problems, Mr. Cat in the Hat?
43:03Yes, I am, I mean now
43:05Why are you in my house?
43:07Grandfather
43:53I just wanna fucking cut myself
43:55Don't you see?
43:56Don't you see?
43:57It's a genocidal pedophilic rapist
43:58Giving us the middle thing
44:00Come on, he wants to get married
44:01Oh, ha, ha, ha.
44:02I just wanna fucking cut myself
44:03Looks like Luigi
44:04Stroke in his dick
44:05Wrestlemania
44:06OnunGAMANIA
44:08وا
44:11Captain, I really, I really
44:13Think it would be best
44:15If I take over from here
44:16I-
44:16There's a certain manner
44:17In which these things
44:18Nonsense, Chuck
44:19What this science stuff needs
44:20Is a bit of
44:21Schumerhip
44:22HE T Democrat
44:28Hm question
44:38it's the captain captain captain fellow scientists poindexters geeks prepare to be confounded
44:51prepare to be amazed prepare to oh wait a second what's this
45:02what's this
45:08stop i am the world's leading doctor and i declare the science you are doing is too shocking by half
45:18dr albano are you saying that those of a nervous disposition should leave immediately in case the
45:22sheer unexpected remarkableness of my discovery should cause their hearts to explode
45:26i am well science lovers you have been warned this is our most educational adventure ever
45:44back from the dead back from beyond the grave back to astound you all
45:52the ninth wonder of the world she's traveled halfway across the globe to be here tonight
46:01it's a dodo
46:07i chose
46:18an actual dodo makes electricity like a pile of crap
46:28so
46:37so
47:42Бегать, скахать, смыркаться, каждый обязан уметь, нужно лишь только собраться и захотеть, и захотеть.
47:52Соблюдает меня режим, знает спорт необходим, даже опытный пират будет схватки с ним не рад, потому что пьет пират.
48:07Потому что пьет пират.
48:09Потому что пьет пират.
48:11Потому что пьет пират.
48:13Потому что пьет пират.
48:15Пьет пират.
48:17Пьет пират.
48:19Пьет пират.
48:44Пьет пират.
49:00Пьет пират.
49:07Потому что пьет пират.
49:11Потому что пьет пират.
49:13Потому что пьет пират.
49:15Пьет пират.
49:17Пьет пират.
49:30CYDER
49:31CYDER
49:31DICK AND LONG
49:32ASS
49:32AND A PIZZA
49:33INSIDE A SIMULATION
49:35OF A SIMULATION
49:36INSIDE ANOTHER TIME SIMULATION
49:39CONGRATULATIONS
49:40DINO HAT
49:40YOU'VE RUINED PIZZA
49:41WELL I AIN'T BUYING
49:44WHO DARE SAIL INTO THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
49:47YE'VE CROSSED PATHS WITH CAPTAIN SKUNKBEARD THE PIRATE
49:51AND NOW YOU SHALL PAY THE PRICE
50:10A STORM HAS SHOWN ITS FACE TO YOU TODAY
50:12SO DON'T DELAY
50:13IT'S TIME FOR HIDING AND DIVIDING
50:15FROM THE FURY AND THE SOUND
50:16AND CUTTING LIKE A KNIFE
50:18WITH THE SOWLING
50:19AND THE GROWLING
50:19OF THE THUNDER'S THERE TO PONDER
50:21AND TO SWALLOW UP THE GROUND
50:22THE WINDS WILL BLOW
50:24THE SEEDS WILL SWELL
50:25AND OVERFLOW
50:27SO FAIR
50:28BE WELL
50:28AS A LAND WILL WAKE
50:30SWING AND SWAY
50:31ALL WAVES
50:32A BREAK
50:33SO STOW
50:34AWAY
50:34AND AWAY
50:35HEY
50:35YUP
50:36AND ALL SURROUND
50:38LONG YE WINDS
50:39FOR WE
50:40ARE FOUND
50:41AWAY
50:41HEY
50:42YUP
50:42HE FOR THE SOUND
50:44YUP
50:44YUP
50:45YUP
50:46YUP
50:46YUP
50:46YUP
50:55YUP
50:58A storm is set in sight, and today's will come what may
51:02You'll take your chances, and advance is there upon you to remain
51:05It stirs and swells and hovers, so try to hide and cover
51:08There's a patch upon the eye of the hurricane
51:11Winds will blow, the seas will swell, and overflow
51:15So fair, be well as the land will quake
51:18Swing and sway, all waves are great
51:21So don't delay, and away, hang up, and oh, surround
51:26Blow your wings, or we're around
51:29Away, hang up, before the sound
51:32Go high, ho, and go without
51:42We're surrounded, Sonic
51:44Home 9-1-1
51:45No way, Tails
51:56This, sir, is my acoustical anti-audial bleeper
52:01Otherwise known as a film-sweaver
52:04I've talked about since that
52:06It sucks unreasonable
52:09Jeez, man, you kinda suck
52:11This, sir, is my acoustical guitar
52:15It sucks us off 50 miles road
52:18Impossible
52:19I'll prove it
52:24That darn thing sounds stupid
52:27You suck
52:28That's the darn thing that makes
52:29Green face
52:30Sound stupid
52:31That's the darn thing that makes the sound sound stupid
52:33In a cosmic sort of way, yes
52:35That's the darn thing that makes the sound sound stupid
52:38I'm inexplicably inflated
52:41Inflation!
52:42You have the power of God at your fingertips
52:45And you choose to watch
52:47He's lazy!
52:49That's the darn thing that makes the sound sound stupid
52:52I'll take 20
52:54That's the darn thing that makes the sound sound stupid
52:57The cat in the hat
52:58He knows a lot about that
53:00Such things happen in the middle of the day
53:02And if they do, I never
53:06I'm just a-
53:07And I am
53:12Well, that's what I get for buying the cheap
53:14Cheap
53:15AAAAAAAA
53:23From now on, you die
53:25On again, off again
53:27Make the sass cough
53:29Cough
53:30Why are we still here?
53:32On again, off again
53:34Make the cat
53:35Off again
53:36I am the master of everyone's sass
53:39AAAAAAAA
53:39BOOP
53:41BOOP
53:41BOOP
53:41Oh, hello there!
53:42AAAAAAA
53:43If I wish, I can stop all the buzzing of me!
53:47Bump to the boo to the boo to the boo boo
53:49Bump to the bass to the bass bass bass
53:51I can't stand there chirping
53:52So I just push my burppy button
53:55Your lovebirds start burping!
53:57The hiccuping
53:59Not burping, you dumbass
54:01Your lovebirds start burping!
54:05AAAAAAAA
54:06I thought this was a good show!
54:07When your bull goes out mooing
54:09There'll be no more mooing!
54:10Ahoo!
54:11HOO!
54:11HOO!
54:11HOO!
54:12HOO!
54:12HOO!
54:12HOO!
54:13HOO!
54:13HOO!
54:13HOO!
54:17When I wish to hear
54:18P.O.R.N.
54:19I can hear them from news!
54:21HOO!
54:21HOO!
54:22HOO!
54:23HOO!
54:25SQUAIRED!
54:26The robots are running the navy!
54:27NOT THE NAVY!
54:29Attention everyone, run for your lives!
54:31The robots have taken all the world!
54:33Oh brother this guy stinks!
54:36What am I fighting for?
54:38AAAAAAAAAAAA
54:39AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
54:41AAAAAAAAAAAA
54:42What do we do now?
54:44I don't know!
54:45Hey a nickel!
54:46SpongeBob?
54:47Ahh that's better.
54:48They get the YouTube poop on the robot!
54:50They YouTube poop on the robot?
54:53Yeah, you know, they get the streaks on.
54:55Oh, well, it's funny, you should... I mean, see the...
54:59George, they're onto us!
55:01Let's get that YouTube poop!
55:03Because YouTube is where they poop in.
55:09YouTube will poop where they're smart, they pinch back.
55:12Enjoy the show.
55:14When I wish to hear moos, I can hear them from moos!
55:18Jesus, not from I-
55:24Whoa!
55:27Whoa!
55:30I'm getting something to me!
55:34Ha-ha!
55:38What the are you looking at?
55:40SNAR Settingsーン
55:43AKHAAA
55:45AAAAAA
55:47What just happened.
55:49We're losing the
55:50war. Oh no. I
55:51better start learning
55:52to speak Testificate then. Huh. Hmmm How
55:57does that
55:58sound
55:58Duh Luna Luna
55:59No! Wait Da
56:00Da Da
56:01daan Da Da, villager
56:03news. Hmm....
56:05Heh heh!
56:06Ow!
56:06A wedding video?
56:11TORTUISH ASS!
56:13You know...
56:17Holy shit!
56:22Claw at it!
56:23Pokemon!
56:24SACOGENIA!
56:25Pokemon!
56:26YAH!
56:32Top of his head is still showing!
56:34Kill him!
56:35AHHHH!
56:36AHHHH!
56:38AHHHH!
56:42AHHHH!
56:43AHHHH!
56:43AHHHH!
56:45AHHHH!
56:48AHHHH!
56:49Can you punch the fog with your fist?
56:52Or cut the fog with your sword?
56:54Or shoot it with a gun?
56:55I don't think so!
56:56AHHHH!
56:57SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK!
56:59SUCK SUCK SUCK!
57:01WHERE
57:01IS
57:02MY
57:03MY SUPER SUCK!
57:05What's the true identity of Dio Stan?
57:07What?
57:09After all you've sacrificed, you know he's not the man you thought he was!
57:12You know I'm right!
57:14We must defeat Dio!
57:15No matter the cost!
57:17You have to tell us!
57:18We need to know!
57:20Why do you need to know?!
57:22I NEED IT!
57:23I NEED IT!
57:25I NEED IT!
57:26I NEED IT!
57:31I NEED IT!
57:31I NEED IT!
57:33I NEED IT!
57:35I NEED IT!
57:38And…
57:56I NEED IT!undacja
57:57to
57:57listen to some home-made movies?
58:03Sure has a killer soundtrack.
58:05I really don't know how to play this game,
58:07so I just tap the fucking buttons until it's over.
58:10Shoot it down.
58:12Shit the fuck.
58:13Shit the fuck.
58:14Shit the shit the shit the fuck.
58:16Wow.
58:17You suck at this game.
58:18You little fucking piece of shit.
58:26Smoking a stroke on my dick.
58:28I got lotion on my dick.
58:29What?
58:41You suck.
58:50Oh my god bro.
58:54Oh my god.
58:59What?
59:00Oh my god.
59:00Oh my god.
59:04Oh my god.
59:05Oh my god.
59:25I can't understand Italian tongue!
59:27AHHHHHH!
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