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00:21You sure you guys don't want some?
00:23No, thank you, love. I'm...
00:26...untolerant.
00:28My stepmom can't eat peanuts.
00:31She actually almost died on a cruise. It's crazy.
00:35So what's on your mind? What can we do for you?
00:38What's up?
00:42You wanna go first?
00:45No, you go.
00:48Um...
00:49Well, as you guys know,
00:52Ashley's been an asset to the club's F&B department for almost two years.
00:57There's literally no reason why I would know that.
00:59We, um...
01:01We're very thankful for her contributions.
01:08Do you wanna go?
01:10You go.
01:11Okay.
01:12Well, um...
01:14Given her valuable contributions,
01:17we, um, couldn't help but wonder if there aren't maybe other opportunities that could better fit her, uh, expertise.
01:27Well, given she never graduated, I think she fits pretty perfectly where she is.
01:32Well, if I may say this, Josh, it seems like with all the changes at the club, the new owner
01:38and what have you, it would be very beneficial to everyone for the status, quote, to be maintained vis-a
01:48-vis what has transpired.
01:50Mm-hmm.
01:52Well, I don't know what you think transpired, Austin, but this is... this is really not how we do things
02:00around here.
02:01Yeah. Look, if she's unsatisfied, you know, we can ask around.
02:06Maybe there'll be a motel in the area that's willing to hire someone without a high school diploma.
02:10Hey, that's uncalled for, man.
02:11This whole meeting is uncalled for, man.
02:14Okay, I think it's time for you guys to film.
02:15This is really a human resources issue.
02:17Yeah, you can tell your side of the story.
02:19Yeah, and we'll tell us.
02:19And we'll tell our side, and our side is that we were at home having a heated discussion.
02:24Debate.
02:25A lively debate amongst husband and wife.
02:27In the privacy of our own home.
02:28We saw two employees trespassing on our property.
02:30We're peeking around in the back garden, which is illegal.
02:31Yeah, you know, and if it's not, I know the blackmailing is.
02:34This is exactly.
02:35Let's see!
02:37Sorry, we'll turn it off.
02:38Don't you fucking touch me!
02:40Stop it!
02:41Stop it!
02:42Baby!
02:43Let's see!
02:45Don't you fucking touch me!
02:48Stop it!
02:49Stop it!
02:50Baby!
02:51Let's see!
02:53Don't you fucking touch me!
03:01Don't you fucking touch me!
03:02So what do you want?
03:12Holy shit!
03:1445k, 10 days paid vacation, and fucking health insurance.
03:19We're set. We are set for life.
03:22For sure.
03:24Hey, when we get home, can you help me find a good doctor?
03:26I wonder if they can bundle something with the cyst surgery.
03:29Do I have any weird moles they can remove?
03:34What's wrong?
03:35Nothing. You got a big one right by your scapula.
03:38Are you feeling guilty or something?
03:42Because we're not bad people. They are.
03:45Yeah, totally. They suck.
03:47Late-stage capitalism. Just like you said.
03:49I mean, we agreed to do this for a future baby.
03:52No, I know.
03:55It just feels like we left a lot on the table, negotiation-wise.
04:00All we need is health insurance and anything more, and it sounds like blackmail.
04:07I just wonder if maybe we could have gotten something from me, too.
04:13You know?
04:14Oh.
04:15I'm just now realizing that we didn't even think about that.
04:19Do you want to go back?
04:19No. It's too late now.
04:23Fine. It's fine.
04:27Just, it's felt weird, is all.
04:32You know what feels weird is this growing cyst inside me that could become a medical emergency at any given
04:37moment, but, okay.
04:39No, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.
04:42I'm sorry.
04:44I can't imagine how scary that is.
04:46Yeah, it's really scary.
04:57It's never a fight like this again. Okay?
05:00Mm-hmm.
05:02I love you.
05:05I love you, too.
05:10All employees must maintain the highest standards of personal and professional conduct, both during and outside of work hours.
05:18Any behavior that may harm the company's reputation may be grounds for termination.
05:22Yeah. We really got to update that.
05:24Yeah.
05:26The video looks so much worse than what actually happened, right?
05:29I mean, it's like they zoomed in and...
05:33Yeah.
05:33The technology is just so fucked up.
05:36You sure you want to eat those?
05:39God knows what they put in them.
05:42I mean, what the fuck is wrong with kids these days?
05:45Entitlement.
05:47Sorry, if I had pulled this shit back at Soho House, Kevin Nader would have cut my fucking bollocks off.
05:51Kevin, Kevin was a good boss.
05:52Yeah, I've come to realize now why he ran such a tight ship.
05:56Oh, my QL's cramping up.
05:57Use the foam roller.
06:00Ow.
06:01Ow.
06:04Ooh!
06:06These fucking kids don't know who they messed with.
06:09We have so many more years' experience being petty.
06:12No, no, no, no, no, no.
06:13Listen, we're not going to make it worse.
06:14We're lucky all she wants is health insurance.
06:17When I was at Oliver Peoples, I made everyone hate this one kid until he quit.
06:21He had no idea it was me.
06:23Mark Ritter.
06:25What a cunt.
06:26Stop.
06:27Stop.
06:29Promoting her is the only move.
06:30Done.
06:31Well, so they're just going to get away with it.
06:32No consequences.
06:34Linz, if that video got out, I'd be fired in two seconds.
06:37Josh, they are going to lord this over us for the rest of our lives.
06:40No one's lording, okay?
06:41There's no lording.
06:43I'm going to promote her tomorrow.
06:44She deletes the video.
06:45We move on.
06:46Until they surprise us with, like, a backup video literally the next time they want something.
06:49Well, you know what?
06:50I can only put out the present fire, not the non-existent one.
06:52Or you could prevent the next fire by chopping down these two unbelievably shit trees.
06:59What do you want me to do?
06:59We can't fire her.
07:00We can't call the cops.
07:08All right.
07:09Crazy thought.
07:12What if you quit?
07:15Linz.
07:15No, I'm...
07:17You know, hear me out.
07:18If...
07:20If you leave the club, the video is of no use to them, right?
07:25Okay.
07:26And then what?
07:27Where am I going to get a job?
07:30How are we going to pay for this place?
07:33We'll sell it.
07:35We can downsize.
07:37Really?
07:37Yeah.
07:38Are you kidding me?
07:39You would not be happy downsizing.
07:41Look around.
07:41It's all upsized.
07:43All upsized.
07:44I know.
07:45It sounds mad.
07:46But this could be a fresh start for us.
07:50We could take out a loan, get credit cards.
07:54We'd have time to actually enjoy things.
07:56We could go to concerts.
07:57You could play music again.
07:58I don't know.
08:01Maybe this is exactly what we needed to get back on track.
08:07Can you just consider it genuinely for a moment?
08:15I mean...
08:20I'm...
08:21I'm...
08:21I'm going to promote her tomorrow.
08:22Okay?
08:23It's going to be all right.
08:24It's going to be all right.
08:25I let people win every day.
08:28We'll manage it.
08:29It's...
08:30Literally my job.
08:32General...
08:33General manager.
08:39I'm sure you'll figure it out as well.
08:41I'm sure you'll figure it out as well.
08:45Oh.
09:12I never miss a game.
09:14I never miss a game.
09:15something about the 30% discount because that was a good deal. No, I stand by that. You've been
09:20great. You've been a wonderful member of the team. This is Park. It's purely fiscal. Fuck your fiscal.
09:26Okay, Deb, I know the emotions are really high right now. Yeah, they're high. Every right to be angry.
09:31Oh, my God. It's a bad situation for all of us.
09:51This guy sucks, Josh. Ashley always had that yogurt honey bar I liked, and she had a great face, too.
09:56Yeah, we had to find somebody to cover Bev Carr last minute, but it's no excuse. You're absolutely right.
10:00All right. Can you cop the drinks, at least? Yeah, let me take care of that, and I'll call you
10:05back.
10:05He's taking care of it. Put the fear of God in. Hey, there she is. Hi. Sorry, is that all
10:11good to all?
10:11Yeah, sure. No, I wanted to check in with you right when you got in. How are we doing? Everything
10:15to your liking?
10:16Oh, yeah. Thanks. Please close the door and have a seat. Have a little chit-chat.
10:23Um, so... So, how do you want to go about this? Do you want to delete the video now, or
10:30do you want to wait until you settle in more?
10:33Uh, yeah. Either way. Um, but I actually went ahead and took on some of Deb's workload.
10:39Oh, you don't have to do that. No, no, I want to. That's manager stuff, so it's okay.
10:43Oh, but, um, I did it. So, this one goes with this one. Oh, um, yeah, just, yeah.
10:52Um, and if you just give me the old autograph, then I'll be able to finance to cut checks.
10:56Yeah, awesome. Uh, FYI, though, we can't pay M&L Pony Rides, because they don't exist anymore.
11:03M died. And we already paid them. This invoice is old.
11:07Sorry, I-I didn't see an updated one in Deb's files, so...
11:10Yeah, a lot of, uh, Deb's most up-to-date files were in her head, unfortunately.
11:14Yeah, a lot of these are filled out wrong. I'll, uh, I'll go through them.
11:16No, I can do it. There just wasn't, like, an orientation or anything.
11:19Hey, Ashley, you won. It's okay. You won. You don't have to do any of this. You just have to
11:22delete the video. Okay?
11:25Yeah, okay.
11:26Okay. Um, here.
11:34Wait.
11:36And they're recently deleted?
11:38Oh, yeah. The, uh...
11:43I assume you backed it up to the cloud or whatever, but I guess there's not much I can do
11:46about that, right?
11:54Uh, well, you could walk me through everything and, like, you know, get me familiar with my responsibilities and whatnot.
12:05Only if you have time. I'm not trying to force you.
12:07No, no, no, no, no. We'll, we'll get, uh, an orientation on the books.
12:10Great.
12:10Anything else you need?
12:11Um, I don't think so.
12:15Okay.
12:16Oh, could I have one of those real name thingies for my office?
12:21Copy that.
12:25Thanks.
12:29Hey, you're a really good GM.
12:32Oh, nice. Appreciate that.
12:36See you.
12:41Oh, my God, she's lording.
12:43She's fucking lording.
12:48There are three common mistakes everyone makes with a glute bridge.
12:53See how my knees are rolling forward right now?
12:55Stack them above your ankles.
12:58Boom.
12:58That is a glute exercise.
13:00Not a lower back one.
13:03Hmm.
13:04Hmm.
13:08Hmm.
13:16I'm working right now.
13:36You okay?
13:38Sorry, I know you're busy.
13:39I, I was gonna go during lunch, but I have an orientation now.
13:43Yeah, we're both so busy today.
13:45Yeah.
13:46Can you please do this for me?
13:48Our whole future's riding on this job.
13:50Why are you so stressed?
13:51We have the videos still.
13:52I know, but I still have to do a good job.
13:55If someone talks shit and the owner fires me, then I can do my surgery,
13:58and then I lose my health insurance, and you can't get yours,
14:01and then we can't pay our bills.
14:03And then we're doing ASMR mukbangs in my car for rent money.
14:06So, can you please go to H&M?
14:08Hello?
14:09Did I lose you?
14:10Sorry, reception's weird.
14:11Yeah, I'll go to H&M.
14:12Oh my gosh.
14:13Thank you, thank you.
14:14Hey, I love you.
14:36Oh my God, I'm gonna start crying just talking about it.
14:38But our silent auction raised over $100,000 for Save the Frogs.
14:43It's all thanks to you, Eva.
14:44Oh, stop.
14:45It was a team effort.
14:47Linz, could you check on the food?
14:50Could you check on the food?
14:52Oh my God, people went so crazy betting on that dinner with Woosh.
14:56I mean, he's so fucking hot.
14:58I don't even like tennis, and I'm taking lessons.
15:01I think he has a crush on me.
15:04He sent me a little text.
15:06I would never, of course.
15:08But, sweetie, he texted all of us.
15:12He's gonna send a few more flirty texts and try to sell you skincare.
15:18Yeah.
15:20Right, I mean, that's why I didn't reply.
15:22Eva, did you buy anything from Woosh?
15:24Your skin looks amazing.
15:26Oh, thanks.
15:27No, same old routine.
15:29Just a little aquaphor before bed.
15:33Linz, you should talk to Woosh about the travel packages.
15:36They're only 40K, and Korean lasers knock like 10 years off your face.
15:42Right, yeah.
15:44Well, that's a good deal.
15:46I should look into that.
15:47Oh, before I forget, Linz, could you tell Josh to book the conference room for us next week?
15:51It is so hard to focus in here.
15:54Do you know what, Eva?
16:00We actually promoted someone.
16:02For this very reason.
16:04Oh, yeah?
16:05Yeah.
16:06Her name's Ashley Miller.
16:08Let me give you her cell.
16:10Any requests you have, grievances.
16:13Honestly, even just personal, Linz, you can just reach out to her directly.
16:16You can think of her as a personal concierge.
16:19That is such a great idea.
16:21I know, right?
16:25Right.
16:26I'm going to go and pinch a stick from someone.
16:28Let you all carry on.
16:32When did she start smoking?
16:34There's going to be a lot of people, and the event's going to come up fast.
16:38You need to update accounts payable and make sure that quarterly projections track with the allocation of the carnival feathers.
16:44You following me so far?
16:46Got it.
16:46Now, the way that Deb and I like to work together for the last 16 years, we would give our
16:52vendors enough lead time, given the supply chain issues that come with delivering a luxurious evening of tropical dreams.
17:00You understand?
17:01Ann.
17:02Yes.
17:03Got it.
17:04S-E-M-wise, are you the point for towels?
17:07I think so.
17:08You are not.
17:10Towels are vendor-managed inventory.
17:13I was going to say.
17:15Mm-hmm.
17:15Oh, I'm so sorry.
17:17You know, Josh didn't give me much of a heads-up about your promotion.
17:21Yeah, no, it all happened so fast.
17:23It's a big step up on a beverage cart.
17:26Where'd you go to college?
17:28Uh, actually, in lieu of college, I decided to gain, uh, managerial experience, uh, in the food and beverage sector.
17:38Oh, managerial.
17:40Yeah, yeah, managing in the, uh, the registrarial capacity.
17:44And where was that?
17:46Uh, I think it was Albertson's, um, oh, um, take us, uh, as a city of Oxnard.
18:02Oh, my God.
18:03Asher's a fucking idiot.
18:05This one's wrong, too.
18:06They're all wrong.
18:21Mono Vista Point.
18:22Josh speaking.
18:23Hey, sorry to call at work.
18:24Your cell had some voicemail.
18:25No worries.
18:26You okay?
18:27I'm fine.
18:28Not a good time?
18:28Yeah, yeah, of course.
18:30Uh, hey, I'm sorry that I didn't send any money this month.
18:32It's just been really crazy with, uh, the new owner and everything.
18:35It's okay.
18:36We're doing fine.
18:37Okay, are you sure?
18:38Because, uh, I can send some now if it's urgent.
18:40We're good.
18:41Funeral's paid off.
18:42Chipping away at the hospital, though.
18:44Nice.
18:45Slowly but surely, right?
18:47Hey, so, some of your mail got sent to mom's.
18:52Uh, oh, yeah?
18:53That's, uh, that's weird.
18:55Uh, yeah.
18:56They're from a debt collector.
18:58Oh, oh, God.
19:00How?
19:00Oof, sorry about that.
19:01That's, um, I'm pretty sure I paid this off.
19:05Uh, you haven't.
19:06You should call them.
19:08Okay, yeah.
19:10Wow, geez.
19:11Thanks for the heads up, sis.
19:12And, you know, I checked the joint account you had with mom.
19:16What?
19:16I, I don't think that you, you can, uh, uh, that's a lot.
19:22How did you do that?
19:23I just pretended I was mom.
19:24They haven't updated their records yet.
19:26That's illegal, Sarah.
19:28I, I really need to close that account.
19:29I couldn't help but notice that the account had a bunch of overdraft charges over the last year.
19:33Yeah, you know, like I said, I, I, you know, it's really crazy over here, and, uh, I can't really
19:37stay on top of everything, so.
19:39Josh, Josh, if you're hard up for money, you don't need to send us anything.
19:43I'm fine.
19:44Sarah, I can't believe you lied to the bank.
19:46I know you regret not being there when she passed, but sending money you don't have isn't gonna change that.
19:51Okay, you know what, like I said, uh, it's the last time I'm gonna say this, I had to work
19:56that night, it is what it is, I'm gonna send you money, goodbye.
20:02Good boy, good boy.
20:03Sit down.
20:04Beverly, sit, sit.
20:05Okay, go ahead.
20:10Ugh, fucking worse.
20:15Good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy, drop it, good boy.
20:19Good boy, good boy, drop it, drop it, good boy, go ahead.
20:55Oh, fast reply.
21:04Okay, let's see.
21:10Let's slide that out.
21:13Toss on a filter.
21:27Burberry?
21:38Burberry?
21:44Good boy.
21:45Good boy. Come here. Come here.
21:46No more. No more. No more. No. No. Sit.
21:50Good boy.
22:02Maybe you could come by and design my room sometime. I moved in a week ago and still haven't unpacked.
22:08So you just left your entire life in Korea because she asked you to teach tennis here?
22:12Well, chairwoman's always helped me out since my parents passed and you know she accounts for like 2% of
22:18Korean GDP.
22:21Well, she has appalling taste in interior design.
22:25God, I could say anything of that X and I'd still find it hot.
22:28Oh, please. You have a line for everyone.
22:31No, for real though. This one's a little hot today. Here, try this. It's the best brand by far. Chocos.
22:43Wow. Feels so much cleaner. Is it Korean?
22:48Yeah. Koreans are like that. It's getting a little hot out. I get some on my back.
22:55Yeah. Of course.
22:59Sorry, my hands are a bit cold.
23:02No. It feels really good.
23:05So does Chocos only make sunscreen?
23:09No. They got everything. Eye creams, masks. I'll bring you some samples next time. I know a guy. I could
23:15get you a good deal.
23:16Now, if I wanted to see results like right away, what would you recommend?
23:20If you want immediate results, you got to go to Seoul. Chocos has the best skin clinic and they have
23:25this VIP program where they fly you first class, car service, five-star hotels. It's crazy.
23:31Wow. How much is that?
23:33Depends on what you want, but with the friends and family rate, with the Little Wish and Lindsay rate, let's
23:39say $40,000.
23:43But I mean, you know, it's me. Couldn't you knock off like a 20%?
23:50Oof. Yeah. With the flights and the hotels, I think the best I could do is $39,500.
24:02Um, I really need this. So could you just help me out?
24:10Pulling a lot of strings for you. Could always save up.
24:15Yeah. Fine.
24:19Sorry. Start working on that overhead.
24:35Does the chairwoman know?
24:38Yeah, she knows. She gave me permission.
24:41No, I mean, does she know that you've been making a lot of the women here feel uncomfortable?
24:47What are you talking about?
24:49I mean, I think she'd be pretty disappointed to hear that you've been sexually harassing members.
24:54Oh, are you serious?
24:55And frankly, you're making me feel quite uncomfortable right now.
24:58And the club takes allegations like this very seriously.
25:05All right, guys. You gotta stack your knees above your ankles.
25:09This isn't a lower back exercise, okay?
25:11It's all about your posterior chain.
25:14When I won the Buckus Award in 2015...
25:17Oh, my God. So glad to be home. I hate the busiest day today.
25:21Oh, sorry. Were you recording something?
25:24Yeah. I'm making a series of how-to videos.
25:27I'll start with the glutes, and then I'm gonna work my way up the posterior chain,
25:31and then I'm gonna head back down.
25:33Who's making you do this?
25:34No one. I just realized I got all this knowledge, you know?
25:37From football, when I won the Buckus Award in 2015...
25:40Oh, like all those trainer influencers you follow.
25:43You don't think it's a good idea?
25:44No, it is. I was just asking.
25:48It's a great idea.
25:50I'm gonna clean up.
25:51No, no, that's okay.
25:53Did you get a chance to pick up some clothes?
25:54Yeah. I got some good stuff.
25:56I texted a bunch, but you didn't reply.
25:59Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I had the craziest day today.
26:02I was just, like, running around, and people at work, like, actually need me,
26:06which is... it's kind of cool, but I have so much work to do today.
26:09Do you wanna do that in the bedroom, then?
26:11Because I gotta keep on recording my videos.
26:13Yeah, okay.
26:17Is everything okay, though?
26:18Because I... I don't know, I feel like I'm picking up a weird energy or something.
26:23I'm fine.
26:24I think maybe you just might be projecting.
26:29Yeah. Maybe.
26:31Wait, are these from Goodwill?
26:33Yeah. I went to H&M, but it didn't feel right leaving the tags on and then returning, so...
26:39Oh, wow.
26:41Nice, right?
26:42So nice. These are, like, timeless.
26:48Good job.
26:51Thanks.
26:53Uh, just gonna go try them on.
26:54Okay.
26:58I got your back anytime. Anything for my girl.
27:00Aw, that's so sweet.
27:08Only the best for my boys.
27:11Good job for us.
27:12Got you the 20-year this time.
27:13My God, you know I'm happy for that. Happy.
27:17Yeah, it's a softer proof, more refined.
27:19It's very hard to find these days.
27:20Man, this new owner better not replace you, bro.
27:24What? What do you mean?
27:25Hey, Troy.
27:27Yeah?
27:27Tell him what you heard.
27:30I didn't really hear much.
27:31It's not worth stressing out over.
27:33Just tell me. I'm not stressed. I'm not stressed.
27:36You know, I just heard she might be interviewing some folks.
27:40That's all.
27:42Yeah, who? How many?
27:45I don't really know much.
27:48Sorry, bro.
27:50Oh, I got a capital gains situation.
27:52Hey, Troy, who's that tax guy you got?
27:54I think I need a little help.
27:56Yeah, I'll text you.
27:57The help parked by this club saved your 20 mil.
28:00That's crazy.
28:00What do you do, like a 1031 or something?
28:02Uh, duh.
28:04My guy's good.
28:06He set up a buy, borrow, die for me.
28:08Yo, it's crazy. I can't even believe this shit's legal.
28:11Damn.
28:12What asset did he make you buy?
28:14I don't know. Monet, mayonnaise.
28:18All I know is we making money.
28:20Shut up, party pal son of Joshy.
28:23Now you gotta play. Come on over here.
28:26Come on, just a quick one.
28:27Nah, I can't. I gotta go home.
28:29Put your money in.
28:34I mean, if you guys like losing.
28:37Now we talking.
28:38Oh, shit. Here we go.
28:39High card wins.
28:40Come on, Joshy.
28:42Let's go, baby.
28:43Okay.
28:44Show us what you got.
28:45Hey, Josh.
28:46Draw for me too.
28:47You got it, Michael.
28:48Here we go.
28:55Tough card to beat.
28:59Oh, shit.
29:01King takes it.
29:03Way to go, Michael.
29:04Damn it, Phil.
29:05I don't care, Baron.
29:07I swear to God, Mike, do you ever lose at anything?
29:10Nah, I don't do that.
29:11Thanks, Joshy.
29:13Yep.
29:14All right, man, let's do it again.
29:15What's your Venmo?
29:17At Michael Phelps.
29:19Oh, yep, there you are.
29:22It's a 5K limit.
29:24Back-to-back days is fun.
29:27Yeah, it's fun.
29:31I know my post said $800, but I am flexible, so, you know, we can talk.
29:34I got stuff from pretty much everybody at every level.
29:37Collegiate, pros, great guys.
29:39So, here we got the A1s.
29:44Signed by Ant.
29:46Ah.
29:47And we got the Jordans here.
29:491990 Jordans.
29:52And here we got the Tiger Woods Clubs.
29:56So, funny story about...
29:57Are those the B.O. Lab 18s?
30:00Yeah.
30:03Huh.
30:05You, uh, you an audiophile?
30:08Yeah, a little bit.
30:09Nice, man, nice.
30:11So, anyway, uh, funny story about these.
30:13You remember when Tiger went crazy at Augusta?
30:15Yeah.
30:15This is his 4-iron.
30:16That's why it's a little...
30:17a little crooked.
30:19You know, these 18s are going for, like, 10K on eBay.
30:23Is that right?
30:24Yeah.
30:24I'll take them off your hands right now for 9.
30:27They're, uh, they're not for sale.
30:29Huh.
30:29But I will sell you Tiger Woods Clubs for 10K.
30:32Well, what about the Moog, though?
30:33None of the music stuff's for sale.
30:37Right.
30:38Huh.
30:39You know that the AE ones, they're gonna appreciate, by the way.
30:42Anthony Edwards, he's the future.
30:46When you said Anthony Edwards, I thought that was the dude from ER.
30:54Goose?
30:55No, no, ER.
30:57Yeah, I know, I know.
30:58Goose from Top Gun.
30:59What does that have to do with you?
31:00I'm saying it's the same actor.
31:03Huh.
31:04Huh.
31:06Uh...
31:07Thank you for your time.
31:09You have a good day.
31:20Uh, wait.
31:22Uh, wait.
31:31Uh, wait.
31:31Uh, wait.
31:33Uh, wait.
31:34Uh, wait.
31:35Uh, wait.
31:35Uh, wait.
31:37Uh, wait.
31:39Uh, wait.
31:40The Tare woman needs help with any of the equipment.
31:42My fiance's a trainer here.
31:52She won't be meeting me.
31:59He's Korean?
32:02Half.
32:06Half.
32:08Half.
32:10Half.
32:11Half.
32:11Half.
32:13Half.
32:13Half.
32:15Half.
32:17Half.
32:18Half.
32:19Half.
32:19Half.
32:20Half.
32:23She says it's sweet of you to think of your fiance.
32:27My fiance is a really important medicine.
32:30What the chairwoman's husband needs is a physical therapist.
32:37You know, it's funny she should mention that because my fiance is a physical therapist.
32:41I thought he was a trainer.
32:43Yeah.
32:43Yeah, no, he is.
32:44Part-time.
32:45But, uh, yeah, we just never thought to have a PT here before.
32:48It's genius, really.
32:50Most members are 50s, 60s.
32:51They definitely keep Austin busy.
32:53She's smart.
32:56You're English, chairwoman.
32:58Shh.
32:58Don't tell.
32:59Only you know.
33:00Oh, well, I'm so honored.
33:03And I'd be happy to set up Austin as a PT, if you wish.
33:08Perhaps the chairman should try a session with your fiance first?
33:13Yes.
33:14Let me try first.
33:15Absolutely.
33:16I'll set that up.
33:17I chose a husband, 20 years younger, so I can die before him.
33:22And now, he has more health problems than me.
33:26.
33:41Hey, babe!
33:42Oh.
33:43Hey.
33:44Shannonousie.先生.
33:46Shh.
33:46I got,
33:46like, so many compliments on my shirt today.
33:51Like, I love it so much.
33:54Yeah, well, you look so good on it.
33:57So, guess who's up for a full-time position at the gym?
34:03I don't want to know.
34:05Austin Davis.
34:08There's another Austin Davis?
34:12No, it's you, silly.
34:15What?
34:16How'd you do that?
34:18I didn't do anything.
34:20Like, Chairwoman Park just asked about you on her own.
34:23She knew all about your football background.
34:26I think she saw one of your videos.
34:28Yeah.
34:30It's kind of cool, right?
34:32I think we should celebrate or something.
34:35Yeah.
34:35Do you want to join us?
34:37But show.
34:37Can you put in the triple meeting?
34:39Uh, yeah.
34:44There's, like, one little thing, though.
34:47Um, you have to be a licensed physical therapist.
34:52What?
34:53That's going to take me, like, five years.
34:54No, no, it's not.
34:55What are you talking about?
34:56I don't have a license.
34:58Look.
35:00I just feel like we've been off lately.
35:03Right?
35:05No.
35:06I'm fine.
35:08Are you okay?
35:12Yeah, I guess I've been feeling a bit off.
35:15And I don't know.
35:17I just feel like it'd be really good for me and us if we both worked at the club and,
35:23you know, moved up together.
35:27I mean, I guess if you think that I'll help you feel better, show.
35:33Yeah.
35:34I think it would.
35:36Okay, then.
35:37Hey, do you remember when you lost your driver's license and you used your fake ID for a year and
35:42no one noticed?
35:43Yeah.
35:46So...
35:59So Dr. Kim is recommending the Fraxel laser, proud lift, and some filler.
36:04Well, he'll remove for free.
36:18Do you know why I'm just going to start with this?
36:24Yes, for free.
36:25Sure.
36:26I guess, uh, let's see agreement.
36:35Do you know what?
36:35I'm just going to start with a laser.
36:38And I want to end up looking crazy.
36:42I wouldn't have been able to afford all that.
36:45I think this is going to be really good for me.
36:50I need you so bad, Ricky.
36:52Oh, yeah.
36:53No one can fuck me like you do.
36:55Please don't make me go that long without you.
36:58Please, sir.
36:59Oh, fuck.
36:59No one gives me this dripping horse.
37:02Oh, yeah.
37:03Oh, yeah.
37:05Oh, yeah.
37:06Oh, yeah.
37:06Oh, yeah.
37:08Did you come?
37:10Oh.
37:10We still remember him?
37:12Oh, yeah.
37:19Oh, yeah.
37:23What?
37:25Oh, yeah.
37:29Oh, yeah.
37:34Oh, yeah.
37:47I'm not trying to say that all pornography is bad, but there are good data to support
37:52the idea that if your brain learns to be aroused by watching other people have sex,
38:25I'd like to change my security questions.
38:28Uh, the joint account for me and my mom, Marta Lucrecia Diaz.
38:33Yeah, I'll hold it.
38:41Uh, come on in.
38:51Hey, Bob.
38:51Hey.
38:53Uh, got a couple things for you to sign.
38:55Yeah, cool.
38:56Whatever you need.
38:58Um, also, Eunice asked me to leave Austin's credentials with you.
39:02A swimming park gives the green line, of course.
39:04All right.
39:05Here you go.
39:09Yeah, perfect.
39:11Hey, um, by the way, I had a look at the, uh, invoices you gave me.
39:17I went over them.
39:17Um, and they're all good.
39:19Oh, great.
39:20Yeah.
39:21If, uh, you wouldn't mind just mailing them out.
39:23Is that all right?
39:23Yeah, no problem.
39:24Of course.
39:25All right.
39:26Thanks for doing that.
39:27Oh, yeah.
39:28Uh, thank you for being you.
39:31Yeah.
39:32Hey, you know what?
39:33I think that you're just about ready to take on more of Deb's workload.
39:36Oh.
39:37Wow.
39:38I, I, I really appreciate that.
39:40Won't lie you down.
39:42Keep crushing it.
39:43Ha ha.
39:43Oh.
39:44Hey, you're the MVP.
39:45Mm.
39:46Yeah.
39:57But it totally worked.
39:58You didn't even look.
39:59I can't do this.
40:00I'm coming home.
40:01Hey, stop.
40:02No, this is straight up fraud.
40:04No, the only person who needs to approve the license is Josh.
40:06And he already gave the thumbs up.
40:08If he ever becomes an issue, we just whip out the backup video and he'll fold.
40:11Stupid old fuck.
40:16Babe?
40:40Josh.
40:41One sec.
40:42I'm locked in.
40:45Did you take the day off?
40:46They got my number if they need me.
40:50What happened to all of your stuff?
40:52I had to pay Michael Phelps.
40:56Okay.
40:59Um.
41:04So, I think I'm going to go and visit my parents next month.
41:07I scattered the mulch.
41:09Scattered it.
41:10Yeah.
41:11I saw that.
41:12Figured we'd grow tomatoes, zucchinis, squash, whatever.
41:16We turned the ADU into an artist retreat.
41:18Build a stage in the yard.
41:22And then we dance, baby.
41:25This is a little freaking me out now.
41:27Hey, did you hear what I said?
41:30Hey.
41:32Have you ever heard of a buy, borrow, die loophole?
41:35Um.
41:37Are you okay?
41:38So, it's this thing that these, like, rich fucking assholes do where they purchase an
41:42asset.
41:42Like, let's say you buy a painting for a thousand dollars and it appreciates to a million.
41:46Well, when you go to sell it, you got to pay taxes, right?
41:49You hate some of us.
41:50No, I love art.
41:50I love art.
41:52I love it.
41:52Monet, Manet.
41:53I love it.
41:54Because art can be collateral to get a million dollars from the bank.
41:57And while you swim in money, that art appreciates 10 mil, 20 mil.
42:03And when you die, you pass it to your kid and they sell it and bam, zero taxes.
42:07They pay no taxes.
42:08Oh, my God.
42:09Please, don't tell me you bought art.
42:11Babe, everyone is scamming.
42:14Everyone's scamming.
42:15We have been grinding away here and for what?
42:17Oh, my God.
42:17Okay?
42:18I can smell it now.
42:18We've been...
42:19High and drunk.
42:20Yeah, I had a few puffs.
42:22I'm the fucking GM.
42:24Outgoing payments, I sign them.
42:27You see where I'm going, right?
42:28You see it?
42:29No.
42:29You see it?
42:30No, I don't.
42:32And you know Burberry hates the smell of marijuana.
42:35Lins, listen to me.
42:37Listen to me, Linsie.
42:38Lins, listen to me.
42:40I came up with a way to skim thousands of dollars from the club.
42:46Wait, is this some kind of joke?
42:47Are you serious, Renan?
42:48I'm the most serious.
42:49The only person other than me that mails out the invoices is now an underqualified, entitled
42:56little Gen Z with no attention to detail.
43:00She's the perfect scapegoat.
43:02This, this is how we get back on track.
43:05We finish the bed and breakfast.
43:08We focus on us.
43:11God, you're so beautiful.
43:13I miss you.
43:17We can't just disappear, Linsie.
43:21We can't.
43:23Let me explain it again, okay?
43:24So you buy art.
43:43Beautiful home.
43:46It's a rental.
43:48Oh, man.
43:49Landlords, right?
43:55I'll go check on the chairwoman.
43:57Landlords, right?
44:30Landlords, right?
44:35Landlords, right?
44:38Landlords, right?
44:40Landlords, right?
44:40Landlords, right?
44:43Landlords, right?
44:46Landlords, right?
44:47Landlords, right?
44:48Landlords, right?
44:48Landlords, right?
44:49Landlords, right?
44:49Landlords, right?
44:49Landlords, right?
44:50Landlords, right?
44:50Landlords, right?
44:50Landlords, right?
44:51Landlords, right?
44:57I'll take you to the next time.
45:00I'll take you to the next time.
45:01I'll take you to the next time.
45:04I'm dead.
45:06I'm dead.
45:34I'll take you to the next time.
45:56Don't shut your eyes, mirror light.
46:35Don't shut your eyes.
47:05Don't shut your eyes.
47:35Don't shut your eyes.
47:56Don't shut your eyes.
47:57Don't shut your eyes.
48:00Don't shut your eyes.
48:02Don't shut your eyes.
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