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Resident Alien - Season 4 - Episode 07: Daddy Issues

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00:10Previously on Resident Alien
00:11I think the kill is a giant alien man
00:14We'll take that under consideration
00:15Why are you here?
00:16Someone has to watch the diner
00:18I'm adopting you
00:19I don't even like you
00:20Is Harry Van Der Spiegel an alien?
00:23No
00:23So this is the new man
00:24There's no new man
00:26We work together at the clinic
00:27Why don't you take your truck and head home?
00:29Jesus Christ, Jimmy
00:31Asta gave me some money to deposit
00:33And I got drunk and I lost it
00:35I don't feel good about my life
00:36Why should I keep going?
00:38I will kill the mantet
00:39And if I do not
00:40The Greys can have me
00:42If they agree to give up
00:44Mr. and Mrs. Mayer's baby
00:46This council accepts your offer
00:48And will grant your energy
00:49To an executor
00:50Daddy?
01:02I was dancing with my darling
01:06To the Tennessee Waltz
01:11When an old friend I happened to see
01:18I introduced her to my loved one
01:23And while they were dancing
01:27My friend stole my sweetheart from me
01:35I remember the night
01:39And the Tennessee Waltz
01:44The beautiful Tennessee Waltz
02:06Humans are born dependent on a parent for survival
02:09They require a close emotional bond to feel safe
02:12And later to trust that the parent will not murder them
02:15For wrecking the car on prom night
02:16I do not want an emotional bond with my father
02:19I only want him to give me what he has in that little tube
02:22My alien energy
02:24And to stop adjusting the thermostat
02:27Yeah, see, I did the Earth Simulator
02:30So I get live and laugh
02:32But I will never understand love
02:36Oh, man, really?
02:39Honestly?
02:40Are we trying to heat the whole neighborhood here?
02:43Father
02:43No
02:44You call me Ed
02:46Or sir
02:48Or sire
02:51Okay, Ed
02:52You are so good at walking and talking
02:55I am jealous
02:56Because I did not get to use the simulator before my mission
03:00Yeah, well, I think one reason for that is because
03:03You weren't supposed to stay
03:05I thought you might mention that
03:08Really?
03:08Why would I?
03:09It's only the single greatest failure in our bloodline
03:13So, yeah, I thought I might
03:15That's a good one
03:15Far
03:16T
03:18Huh?
03:20Yeah
03:22Yeah
03:23You know, yes, I did fail my mission
03:26Yeah
03:27but failing does not make me a failure i have that on a sign just above the john
03:35yeah since then i have done very well i have this fine home and i have friends and oh hey
03:45this this is what i am most proud of meet bridget oh no thanks i'm not hungry
04:02that's what's your grandson oh no are you copulating with humans humans consider
04:09interspecies uh coitus a paraphilic mental disease me i just call it sick wow that was a very thorough
04:19simulator i'm just happy you didn't crawl up on top of my face try to make a baby by
04:24rutting your elbow up my gallbladder the simulator has some blind spots ed
04:37you obviously do not like earth or anyone on it uh maybe give me my alien energy
04:44and then you can go home the council let me decide whether or not to give you your
04:50energy back right now it's a hard no i do not think it is fair that the council is forcing
04:57you
04:58to decide the fate of your son no i begged for it i said i know him best i raised
05:05him you did try to
05:06kill me 11 times so now it's my fault for coddling you no it's just i told the council that
05:14i could
05:14kill this smanted it's running around and uh i can't do that without the energy and if i do not
05:22kill it they will take my soul our people don't have souls and we're yeah we're fine our species is
05:31cold
05:31and without mercy and without mercy and you are a weak human embarrassment
05:39a weenie boy i am not a weenie boy i will prove to you i am just as ruthless and
05:47as uncaring as i was
05:49when i was on our planet seriously come on how hard is that
06:00darcy's still not picking up of course not too big a coward to tell me that she lost the diner
06:06money
06:06even though she told me to my face that she deposited it does she know you got it back no
06:11she's probably out committing crimes right now trying to replace it and when she goes to prison for those
06:16i'm not going to visit and she can forget about asking me to write a letter to the parole board
06:20the answer is no he's giving it some thought
06:29hello humans you are all stupid and the pie is garbage
06:38hi whatever this is i'm not in the mood my father
06:43he won't give me my alien entity back unless i prove to him that i'm still an alien threat so
06:47just go with it go with it oh is this i said quiet and seat as you wait
06:57oh no i'm gonna clean that up
06:59mm-hmm but not all of it not not not
07:05this piece that's staying there
07:11hey
07:16hey
07:17hi
07:18hey
07:19did you sleep
07:20no no i just stared at her like she wasn't even real
07:26how did this happen i mean who do you who do you think returned her no idea most important
07:31thing is that she's here with us yeah now all we have to do is explain to everyone where she
07:36came
07:37from you know and not just the max i mean everyone's gonna ask but uh don't worry came up with
07:44a plan
07:44it's very simple we only hide her for five months
07:50then you start wearing a pregnancy belly that i have fashioned from candle wax making it just a
07:55little bit bigger every month from all those pine candles that people keep returning to get a little
08:00pine belly built up then oh no your water breaks unfortunately we can't get to the hospital
08:07because you know i pulled some strings had the road shut down so we have to have the baby at
08:14home
08:14and uh you know we debate about what to do with the placenta and eventually we plant it under a
08:19pear tree
08:20oh need a pear tree
08:24so you're saying i could pass for five months pregnant right now
08:29three months you adopted a baby
08:33uh uh yeah exactly sorry we couldn't tell you pal um but these things fall through you know a lot
08:40of
08:40lawyers well i get less allows now no no no cool what's his name uh well we were just um
08:49basinthia what basinthia
08:56don't don't you dare write that down
09:08fine don't take my calls you know i asked you straight out did you make the deposit and you
09:14said yes why you knew i'd find out which i guess is why you didn't come home last night
09:20oh and in case you care harry got the graze to leave the baby alone forever
09:24so kayla and i took her back to ben and kate which you were there but you know you miss
09:28a lot
09:28when you're on a bender i'm glad about the baby
09:33and i i didn't come home last night because i was
09:39thinking about killing myself
09:41but i decided to stop drinking and i found an a.a. meeting and then i stayed at judy's
09:47oh my god darcy
09:48and i'm sorry about the money i'll pay you no it's fine it's fine it turned up
09:55oh good
09:59can i have some i said i'd bring donuts to the next meeting
10:16what are you doing up there
10:19nothing i i thought i saw a moth and i wanted to kill it in case you were wearing wool
10:29and i knew i'm starving where where's that little snack that you gave me before
10:33do you mean my son
10:37he's staying with friends in case his grandfather said something like
10:40where is that little snack
10:42now why don't you show me where that tube of alien energy is
10:48i got your energy
10:50right here
10:52just to be clear
10:53what part of the human body is that
10:55gallbladder
10:56you're right
10:57i'm so stupid
10:58oh my energy
11:01hey i proved to you in the diner that i am worthy to have it
11:06did you see how slowly i cleaned up that glass
11:12that was merciless
11:13you weren't merciless
11:15you were just a dick
11:17what i'm talking about is an empty dead-eyed killing machine
11:24and i just don't think that's you
11:26you take that back
11:27i have killed so many humans
11:30i have killed this doctor whose skin suit i am wearing right now
11:35you came here to kill every human on earth
11:38and instead you became one
11:41you went soft
11:43i am not soft
11:45i retrieved a device from the nineteen hundred and seventies for the greys to destroy our entire
11:55species
11:56but you didn't
11:57yes but if i did then you would not be here talking about it
12:00of course not i'd be dead
12:01but then you would be sorry
12:03how can i be sorry if i'm dead
12:07nothing lives on after death
12:09that's not true
12:11as a human i grew a soul
12:13souls are immortal
12:14right now
12:16i am stronger than death
12:19okay tough guy
12:21you came here to kill every human on earth
12:26i'll give you your energy back
12:28if you kill just
12:31one
12:33one human
12:35i mean give me a real challenge
12:38ask me to kill something truly dangerous
12:41what did this simulator say about ducks
12:44one human
12:47by tonight
12:57see the bite marks
12:58identical to the hiker's chomped off head
13:01poor bambi
13:03deputy bambi wasn't the one that was killed
13:05his mother was the victim
13:06don't make me have to screen that movie for you
13:08i'll be a wreck for months
13:10damn it it's already got his hold on me
13:16what i was trying to say before you ripped my heart out was
13:18your fbi buddy jules was wrong
13:21the serial killer didn't move on
13:22and it's a mantic
13:24see these cigarette butts on the ground
13:25that's proof
13:26it smokes after it eats
13:28but if it is the mantic
13:30that's a problem
13:31it's a shapeshifter
13:32i know
13:32could be anybody
13:33could be the mayor
13:34could be deputy fred
13:35it could be me
13:38oh you don't have what it takes to
13:39bite a head off a human
13:41oh another disappointment
13:43see my first thought was
13:44maybe it's me
13:45right
13:46i mean i've ruled it out for now
13:47but i'm not afraid to come back to me hard
13:48if i give me a reason to
13:50see because i've been applying my profiling skills
13:52and i was thinking if i was a
13:54shapeshifting mass murderer
13:55and i could be anybody
13:56i'd want to be the person leading the investigation
13:58so i could point it away from me
14:00wait you mean jules
14:03sir is it possible you're jealous of her spending so much time with lena
14:07i don't get jealous of aliens
14:08if anything aliens are jealous of me
14:13for good reason
14:18i'm really sorry about getting mad at you about the money
14:22don't do that just be mad
14:23that's why i went to harry
14:25i knew you'd let me off the hook
14:27wait you went to harry instead of me
14:29yeah because i knew he wouldn't try to kiss it all better
14:33look all my life i've had challenges
14:37and i've nailed them
14:38and i'm gonna nail being sober
14:41if i need somebody i have a sponsor but
14:44i won't
14:45because i've got this
14:48right
14:49yeah
14:51totally
14:54look at you
14:55what
14:57you really want to fix this
14:58no no i don't i don't even care
15:01liar
15:05hey
15:05come here
15:07my whole life you've been there for me
15:11now i gotta be there for me
15:15well
15:16then
15:17you have no shot
15:26separating from a parent or even someone who acts like a parent is scary for humans
15:31and hard
15:34and very very hard when that son of a bitch will not leave your cabin
15:39oh i cannot wait to kill a human
15:44yeah
15:46well the weather is perfect today for murder
15:51which i'll be doing
15:56i got my afternoon kill coffee boy oh boy if i don't drink this
16:03i cannot kill anybody
16:04is that why you wrote down the address of a local mortuary
16:09i was calling to make sure they had enough room for all the new dead bodies i'm gonna murder today
16:15yeah because if you're trying to pass off an already dead body as a fresh kill
16:20you know i have to remember i still have my superior olfactory senses
16:27in fact right now for some reason i'm smelling
16:32deodorant soap that was last used
16:36three days ago
16:38hey harry i need to talk to you
16:41wait you're an alien again
16:44hello i'm over here that is my father
16:46then how is it
16:48that there's someone in this town who can see aliens
16:51and you let him live
16:53oh he tried to kill me lots of times
16:56but i always outsmarted him
16:58you're not helping
16:59i came to tell you that my mom asked about you being an alien
17:02i told her you're not but
17:03i might change my mind and tell her the truth
17:05unless you pay me three hundred and forty six dollars
17:09oh good lord it gets worse and worse
17:12my own son letting himself be bullied by a child
17:17no i certainly not
17:20certainly not
17:21i'll write you a check
17:22don't cash until friday
17:24oh my gosh she is so cute
17:28sir do you want to hold her
17:29hell no
17:30neither should you
17:32this baby was raised by aliens
17:33for all we know it could crawl up your anus and live inside you
17:36it's not gonna happen to me though
17:38because i always keep my anus clenched
17:39this is every day for me
17:41let me know if you want any sphincter exercise
17:43oh i won't let you know anything
17:51oh no
17:51what is it
17:52lena says she's going over to jules house for lunch
17:56sir i would like to remind you that jules being the mantid is only a theory
18:01and only yours
18:02maybe temper your expectations
18:05i'm gonna temper my foot in that mantid's ass
18:08that's what i'm gonna do
18:11that's not how it's used
18:14i made some changes for efficiency
18:16mm-hmm
18:19okay
18:20like the little butter pads that we throw out when they're not used
18:23i got rid of the butter guy
18:24and i ordered these cute tiny paper cups
18:27that you can put butter in
18:28only when someone asks
18:29but the butter guy saved my life and naps
18:32so you need to fix that
18:34that explains why he smiled and said he'd be back
18:36but see nothing burned down
18:38and i made everything look really nice for you to come home to
18:42yes she did
18:43thank you
18:45you're welcome
18:48i think i'll get rid of the place
18:50wait what
18:51yeah
18:52you know being on the road doing what i loved
18:56i heard what you said about living my life
18:59while i can
19:02i started thinking maybe i should sell the place
19:04or at least find someone else to run it
19:06you found someone me
19:08well you don't want it do you
19:10i don't know
19:11i mean i just think it's funny you never thought to ask
19:14well because i know you'd say yes
19:17because you want to help
19:19and then you'd just keep running it forever
19:22and
19:23it'd be another excuse for you never to leave town
19:27you think i should leave
19:28well i didn't say that but come on
19:31do you really want to stay a patient your whole life
19:34i've never thought about it dad
19:36where is this even coming from
19:38it's coming from i love you
19:42between the army and my band i'd seen the whole world before i settled here
19:46you haven't gone past denver
19:50how about new york city
19:52also let's not forget
19:54the moon
19:55okay
19:56i'll give you the moon
19:59i get it
20:02i should leave
20:03why not
20:05i'm not needed here
20:06you don't need me
20:06darcy doesn't need me
20:08apparently she has harry now
20:09you know
20:10and jay has a family
20:11right jay
20:11huh
20:12you know i might as well hit the road
20:14so yeah bye bye
20:15okay i'm out
20:16i'm sorry about the butter
20:17and your veterinarian friend
20:18veteran
20:18you know what i meant
20:21i heard my name
20:22what was that about
20:23not sure
20:25but i don't think it's about the butter
20:32it's my first time making this salad so
20:35buyer beware
20:36looks great
20:37tell me what it's like at the con
20:42i think it's for you
20:45go
20:46yeah yeah
20:50sheriff
20:52hi
20:53come on in i guess
20:58hey ladies
21:00sorry to interrupt you
21:03what is that
21:05pasta salad
21:06well which is it
21:07those are two entirely different food groups
21:09what are you doing here mike
21:10um
21:12we need to talk
21:15why don't i give you two some privacy
21:17thank you
21:21so talk
21:23i know she still looks like an fbi agent
21:25but i really think she might be a
21:27shapeshifting alien manton
21:28and do you have even one shred of proof that she is
21:32no but she is at the top of my list
21:34list who else is on this list
21:36well
21:37i was
21:38but but i'm not anymore so you don't have to worry about that
21:40i think i do
21:41because in a very short time
21:43you have come all the way from not believing in aliens
21:45to thinking that you are one
21:46i don't know
21:50i don't know
21:52mike
21:52mike
21:52i love you
21:54but maybe that leave of absence that you took needed to be a little longer
21:58i don't
22:00let's just take some time until you sort it out or or i do or something
22:11should i sit there
22:13i'm sorry
22:26dr smallwood
22:29dr van der spiegel
22:33why did you call me in
22:34i don't have an appointment
22:36oh i just wanted to see how you were feeling
22:38ask you a few questions
22:39it's just routine
22:42number one
22:43do you have anyone who would miss you
22:45or ask annoying questions
22:47if you were
22:50dead
22:52doctor
22:53can i speak to you
22:54i'm
22:55no
22:55right
22:55really
23:07hey
23:08hey
23:09oh my god
23:12there was a member of the hawthorne family
23:15adopted
23:15you know didn't tell
23:16red tape
23:17paperwork
23:18lawyers
23:18am i right
23:19you know sign here
23:20initial there
23:21kate was a champ
23:22we're getting a pear tree
23:23but that's not related
23:26what's her name
23:27plant she bought
23:30it's not that
23:33oh
23:35she likes you
23:36i know right
23:37have uh
23:38you two met
23:39she's a baby
23:40or we met
23:43baby town
23:44baby land city
23:46i've never been there so
23:48you okay dars
23:49yeah fine
23:50just gotta get home
23:51i'm not feeling well
23:53i think it might be something i hate
23:54so she's gonna
23:55oh
23:56yeah
23:56congratulations
23:57yeah
24:00okay did you see the way the baby looked at her
24:02i told you she was on that ship
24:04hmm
24:04she knows something
24:06yeah
24:10why did you write dnr on the charts of all of our senior patients
24:14because i am looking for someone to kill
24:17oh
24:18my father will not restore my alien energy unless i prove that i can kill a human
24:23it's the only way to get my alien energy back and kill the mantid so instead of being all mrs
24:28judgy pants
24:29why don't you go in there and scare dr smallwood maybe it'll make her heart stop she seems like she's
24:35hanging on by a thread
24:36no killing especially not to please your dad god i get it trust me because then you kill someone for
24:46him and you do your best at it and you're really good at it you know and in the end
24:50it doesn't matter because he still says no one needs you here
24:52that road trip started normal but then it ran into a ditch
24:56no just
24:58no killing
24:59it is never okay
25:01you killed that guy the man with the gun
25:05that was to save you
25:07oh
25:08so what you're saying is
25:10if someone tried to kill you
25:13i could kill them
25:18i have a job for you
25:20she works at the clinic
25:35my hero
25:38no
25:39and if you need to hear me say the words
25:43do not hire someone to kill me
25:46got it
25:47loud and clear
25:50i can't and i won't hire anyone to harm you
25:55i just need to find someone who already hurt her
26:01and kill him
26:14humans are driven by choice
26:16sometimes the choice is difficult like selecting a pizza topping
26:19unless one of the choices is anchovies those are cat food
26:22other times the choice is easy
26:25like killing the man who hurt asta
26:29if he hurt asta he is probably hurting other people
26:32so it is good for everyone if he dies
26:34i will be a hero
26:36and not like teachers and nurses
26:37i mean a real hero
26:43ow
26:44ow
26:45ow
26:45that is not correct
26:46he is supposed to be dead
26:48on television a hit on the head is all it takes
26:50what other lies have i fallen for
26:53harry
26:54and stay down
26:57i'm so sorry let me help you up
27:00whoops
27:01ow
27:01oh
27:08lena's not answering
27:09she hasn't picked up all day
27:11which only means one of two things
27:12either she's mad at me
27:14or she's sitting on a pilates machine headless right now
27:17i mean the first one
27:18for a lot of reasons makes more sense
27:20deputy she does a lot of pilates
27:22so odds favor it happened in there
27:24odds favor that she just might need time to cool off
27:27cool off
27:28deputy i should be the one cooling off
27:30because she didn't believe me
27:32you have any idea how bad it feels to not be believed
27:35i could probably guess
27:40yes
27:41you could
27:44deputy
27:45i owe you an apology
27:46when you first told me about all this alien stuff i didn't
27:50i didn't listen
27:51and i should have listened
27:53and i didn't support you
27:55and i should have supported you
27:59i'm truly sorry about that
28:02thank you sir
28:04this whole case has been a lot
28:07i know
28:09i guess for me
28:11admitting that jules actually is the mantid
28:13means the real jules could be dead
28:16i didn't want to do that yet
28:18yeah i know
28:19and look hell
28:20i might be wrong
28:21maybe jules isn't the mantid
28:22you know
28:23we just gotta
28:25just gotta be sure
28:26before we can rule it out
28:28that makes sense
28:30so what's the plan
28:32the plan is
28:34you're gonna set a little trap
28:43easy
28:44all right well hold still
28:45because i'm good at stitching
28:47i am terrible at stitching
28:48his head looks like a child playing doctor on a potato
28:51do you want a stick to bite on
28:54i'm all right
28:56a couple of stitches is nothing
28:58when i was a kid my dad gave me 16 of them
29:01he was a doctor
29:02i'm saying he opened a cut or two over the years
29:06he hurt you
29:07only when he'd had a few
29:10sometimes when he hadn't
29:11i always thought bad humans were born bad
29:14that it was in their dna like hair color
29:17or liking those plain house salads that have no flavor
29:19but maybe it is the parent
29:21the first person a child trusts
29:24who has the ability to mold that child into who they will become
29:29jimmy
29:31hoster
29:33harry
29:33what's going on
29:35i tried to kill jimmy but i didn't so he can't be mad
29:38you what
29:40oh jesus
29:41what's wrong
29:42is it bad
29:43uh no no uh it looks good
29:45harry's stitches look great
29:49could you hold this
29:52it's sanitary
29:56what did i say about killing people
29:58i thought it would be okay because he's bad
30:01okay i understand and believe me i have thought about it too but no
30:05okay just go i will take care of this
30:09okay but no lollipop for him
30:16how's jay doing
30:18she's fine we don't need to talk
30:24thanks for taking care of me
30:26just doing my job
30:28just like old times right
30:31remember that time i had to crawl through the window and i sliced my hand open
30:36you mean that time you broke the window after losing your keys and blaming me
30:41i know i screwed up
30:45you were the only solid thing in my life
30:49everyone always left but not you
30:52you could have left a thousand times but you probably should have but you always stayed
31:03i said don't talk
31:28the eagle has just ordered drinks
31:34you think an eagle eats pigeons
31:35an eagle's a proud bird it eats king salmon
31:38maybe a nice muskrat
31:39okay now go catch that muskrat in a lie
31:42thanks
31:43that proves she's not the real jewel
31:44i needed this
31:46work has been crazy
31:48i rarely have time for anything fun anymore
31:50yeah me too
31:52well so hey
31:53i think i know someone who trained with you at quantico
31:59remind me who was your training officer
32:01gosh there were so many
32:04who's your friend
32:08i i don't know
32:11tell her your friend's name is elvis presley
32:14this drink is tasty
32:16deputy say elvis presley
32:18we're setting a trap for her
32:19you say elvis presley
32:21and if she says anything other than
32:22he has the same name as the king of rock and roll
32:24then bam she's an alien
32:26all right look say it just like this
32:27oh i remember now
32:29my friend's name is elvis aaron presley
32:31go ahead do it
32:33tastes like there's lemon in there
32:40what if we name her lucy
32:42like lucy in the sky
32:44because she's from the sky
32:47oh how about abduct arena
32:49because she was abducted
32:50then she'll always be reminded of her trauma
32:53i like it when we're on the same page
32:55this isn't one of those times
33:03um
33:05honey
33:08why is our son blackmailing the town doctor
33:22so where would i go
33:24pardon
33:27so far today
33:28two people have told me i stay when i should leave
33:31so okay let's say those two people are correct
33:35where would i go
33:36well i don't know
33:38i mean
33:39i wasn't telling you what to do
33:41i mean you make your own decisions
33:43if you decide
33:44to live in patience
33:45great
33:46if you decide to
33:47hell i'd love it
33:49but if it's a choice
33:51that means
33:51knowing what else is out there
33:54besides the moon
33:56besides that
34:00remember when i was little
34:01and you had that huge bed
34:04i used to get so scared
34:06i'd crawl up into it
34:07i wanted to lay right in the middle with you
34:09on me
34:10the rest was enormous
34:12you know the edges were really far away
34:14and beyond that was dark
34:16i liked it in the middle dad
34:18it wasn't so scary
34:21you have this great talent for making the best of what life gives you
34:27but sometimes it makes you accept whatever you have i mean
34:32being scared of what's out there past the bed is okay
34:36but just don't let it keep you from
34:40making that first step off the mattress
34:46oh
34:47don't talk just listen
34:48what's wrong
34:49already talking
34:50one thing about aa is that i have to be honest
34:53like it is crucial for my sobriety
34:55but then i ran into ben and kate on the street
34:57and i saw daisy for the first time in forever
34:59and i had to lie to them
35:01again
35:02like right to their faces
35:03it was hard
35:04and i wanted a drink
35:08like bad
35:10and
35:12i thought i had this whole thing under control
35:13but it turns out i do not
35:15which
35:16maybe that's the point
35:19so i called my sponsor
35:21honestly this whole thing is weird
35:22and it's scary
35:23and hard
35:24but i have to be honest
35:27so
35:29now that the baby is safe
35:30i want to tell ben and kate the truth
35:34like all of it
35:37and i know you have feelings about this
35:39so
35:40you can come with me
35:41if you want
35:43or if you don't
35:44that's
35:44that's also fine
35:49let's go
35:56all right you know what
35:57let's
35:57let's switch gears
35:58um
36:00ask her something
36:01only the two of you would know
36:02something from your childhood
36:03fifth grade
36:06what
36:06i was just thinking about it
36:10okay
36:11what about it
36:13us
36:14like fond
36:15memories
36:16like that time on the playground
36:19remember
36:19on the swings
36:20i was crying
36:22and you came over to console me
36:24you remember what you said
36:31don't worry
36:31no one saw you pee yourself
36:33that time
36:35oh so you
36:37you do remember
36:41oh
36:42it's work
36:43i'm gonna take this outside
36:46i'll be right back
36:47okay
36:53jules is not
36:55the mantid sir
36:56no one but her would remember that story
36:58you might not want to hear this
37:00but
37:01your profiles said the mantid was someone close to the investigation
37:04deputy
37:05don't finish that
37:06i don't want it to be lena either
37:08and it probably isn't
37:10but you have to admit it would fit
37:16there's only one way to find out
37:26yeah
37:30father
37:33what no corpse
37:34nothing fun like a severed head
37:38i take it you failed to kill a human
37:42i chose not to kill a human
37:46you were always the weak one
37:48now your brother
37:55was the strong one
38:00you have got to be kidding me
38:02well
38:03he did everything i asked of him
38:05but if i'm being honest
38:07what i want from my son
38:09is to kill
38:11this human
38:17and if he doesn't
38:20i will
38:29when i was an alien
38:30i wanted to kill max
38:31very badly
38:32i tried many times
38:34but it feels impossible now
38:37well
38:41you want me to kill
38:43this
38:45it's only half a human
38:47he's just
38:48scraps that you throw away
38:50well then it won't take long
38:53kill him
38:54only him
38:55then you can be an alien again
38:58and save all of humanity
39:00from the mantid
39:03you're only struggling
39:05with killing the boy
39:07because
39:07you're human
39:10and once you become one of us again
39:13you won't care that he's dead
39:19i'm sorry max
39:23quiet
39:27close your eyes
39:28yeah
39:29close your eyes
39:31i don't want you to get goo in them
39:38i hope i've made you proud
39:40i would have thunk there
39:40i would have thunk there
39:43oh
39:49no
39:59ah
40:01ah
40:01ah
40:17I forgot how tall I was yeah I'll let you know first thing in the morning
40:27major gardener how you doing I'm good I'm good thank you sorry to hear you and Lena are having
40:33some problems yeah that's it's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about uh have you noticed
40:41anything unusual about Lena's behavior lately I know she was a little disappointed the investigation
40:49was over I think she enjoyed the excitement everything all right sheriff uh yeah everything's
41:08everything's good by gosh I think he's got it so what are you doing now what are you reading my
41:14mind
41:15huh get out of my hair it's so interesting up there I don't doubt that but I need you
41:20I need you to freeze such a complicated mind not as linear and readable as deputy dumb questions in
41:26there I said freeze shapeshipping some bitch what are you gonna do you're gonna shoot an FBI agent
41:32right here on the street and then what explain that it was a space alien I'll shoot no you won't
41:42but I'll do it for you
41:54you can't kill me but I can kill you I'd do it right now but a dead sheriff might cause
42:05a fuss
42:06so I'll just do it when I kill the rest of the town
42:11see you at the mining festival tomorrow
42:21I heard a gunshot what happened
42:26you had drinks with the damn manton that's what
42:33you killed your own dad to save me
42:36and to get my alien energy back
42:39and to save me
42:42yes
42:44because even though you said
42:45you are not my friend
42:47I am yours
42:49and this is what real friends do for one another
42:53sometimes they kill their own fathers with a fireplace poker
42:58but you're smiling don't make it weird
43:00what
43:08what the f***
43:10you see this is why you knock
43:12you
43:15you
43:17you
43:18you
43:18you
43:26you
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