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00:00Oh, come on. It's not a big deal. Half of my class have got one.
00:03You're not getting a fake ID, Georgie. You're not old enough.
00:06Yeah, that's the point. It's not about drinking or going out or anything.
00:09Oh, no. I'm sure you're just desperate to do jury service.
00:12It's just some gigs and festivals are in venues that...
00:14It's a no, Georgie.
00:17Sweetheart, just be thankful you inherited a youthful appearance from my side of the family.
00:22Both of your dad's sisters are foreign so you could strike a match on.
00:28That should be our house. Life is so unfair.
00:32Is that a lot of money for a house?
00:34It is around here, Manus.
00:36Why is the writing so small?
00:38It's not. Your eye's okay?
00:40Yes. Thank you.
00:42It's their font that's the issue. My eyesight is actually perfect.
00:46Oh, come on. We'll be late.
00:50Oi, what are you doing with my daughter?
00:52Oh! I'm so sorry. So sorry.
00:55Mum, I just signed it for a second-hand embarrassment, Mum.
00:59It's just so embarrassing.
01:00How do you not know your own daughter?
01:02Oh, my God.
01:06Come on, boys. Half time. Let's get a drink.
01:09Sorry, Amanda. What was it again?
01:11Flat white hole milk.
01:12Great. Honestly. Head like a sieve.
01:15Flat white hole. Flat white hole. Flat white hole.
01:17Don't get too settled. We're going to grab a team photo if we get a minute.
01:22What? Does someone need some glasses there?
01:25No, actually, Mal.
01:27For your information, I have a biological age of 33.
01:30Really?
01:30Yeah. Not my words. Those are Marie Claire's website.
01:33Oh, yeah.
01:33And my last eye test showed 20-20 vision, so...
01:36Yeah, but when was that?
01:38Because your eyes fall off a cliff in your late 40s, you know?
01:40Well, that's nonsense.
01:41It's just a kind of misty haze.
01:43It's rather lovely.
01:44It's like watching a 1950s film.
01:47Great news! I've just got another book in.
01:49Hey!
01:50This one's a spaniel called Daniel.
01:52I already walk a pub called Doug and a bullmastiff whose balls are massive,
01:56which is almost the same thing.
01:58So it's like a proper business now, guys.
02:00I mean, it's got a logo and a name.
02:03I'm utterly barking.
02:06Indeed you are.
02:07I've even found myself a little van.
02:09Nice! What kind?
02:10Don't know. White one. Four wheels.
02:12Don't know much about cars.
02:14I saw it on Facebook and they said I could see it today, so...
02:17I could give it a look if you want.
02:18Really?
02:19Oh, yeah. Mal loves a bit of van-splaining.
02:22LAUGHTER
02:25Because he's always like it, yeah.
02:27Yeah, we've got it.
02:28Yeah, we're really good. It's perfect.
02:31Right, I've got a latte for Amanda.
02:34No, an flat white hole.
02:36Flat white hole.
02:38With that, a nickname was born.
02:40Very sorry.
02:41I'm all at sixes and sevens today.
02:43It's fine. I'll drink it to be sustainable.
02:45Oh, talking of drinking, Georgie was just asking about fake ID,
02:48so something else to keep an eye out on.
02:50Great. Now I feel old.
02:53Well, no fee, because it shows they're young, too young to drink.
02:58Which means we're parents of young children.
03:00We're young parents.
03:01Oh, right. So do we need ID?
03:03Well, I don't see Darius having a need for that any time soon.
03:06He's still all about Roblox.
03:08And chocolate milk. I mean, look at that little cherub.
03:11Yeah, exactly.
03:12Such a sweet, sweet little boy.
03:14Here you go.
03:15Let's go!
03:18Let's go!
03:20Can I give you a lift, darling?
03:21People think you're going by bus.
03:23I don't go by bus. I walk.
03:25Oh, poor thing.
03:27A lift would be lovely, thank you.
03:31Oh, um...
03:32Do you think you could drop me at the opticians?
03:34Men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.
03:38Mummy?
03:41Hold on! I haven't got my seatbelt on!
03:50Would I perk the bloody thing?
03:55So Elspeth's house is officially on the market.
03:58Dead cat lady.
03:59Yes, I'm sure that's how she...
04:01Oh!
04:02Mummy, that was so close!
04:04I'm going to have plenty of room.
04:06Um...
04:07Yeah, uh...
04:08It's not exactly cheap, but actually, given the floor...
04:13Relax. I saw it.
04:15Yeah.
04:17So, yeah, I'm just, uh...
04:19Wondering if there's a way for me to...
04:25...secure the investment.
04:26Are you angling for a loan?
04:28No, not at all. Mummy.
04:29Nothing like that.
04:32I wasn't planning to pay it back.
04:34Well, that sounds really tempting.
04:35I may be more...
04:36Oh, my God!
04:40Um...
04:40There's a possibility of you gifting me some of my inheritance early.
04:45You know.
04:47Um...
04:47I heard of your, uh...
04:49Death?
04:49Well...
04:50Oh, sorry, darling.
04:51All my money's tied up in the house.
04:52Oh.
04:53Looks like you're going to have to wait for me to croak.
04:56Christ.
04:58How have you made it this long?
05:00Mummy, can you just pull over? I'm going to walk from here.
05:02Fine. Your funeral.
05:04That's exactly what I'm trying to avoid.
05:06There you are.
05:08Thanks, Mummy.
05:09Absolute media.
05:11Jeez.
05:12This is wrecked.
05:14Yeah, don't bite.
05:15I like it.
05:17Are you serious?
05:18Yeah.
05:19It reminds me of the one that my dad used to drive.
05:21He's had a little rust patch, just like that.
05:24Yeah, most buyers don't normally go for those, as a rule.
05:28Hmm.
05:28He used to take me out on his rounds with him.
05:30He was a delivery driver.
05:31He used to let me take off the handbrake,
05:33put the hazards on when he was making a drop.
05:35A lot of happy memories in that van.
05:37Listen, I get the nostalgia, I really do,
05:39but trust me, you do not,
05:41under any circumstances,
05:43want to buy a van in this sort of condition.
05:4560, 80, 1, 20, 40, 60, 80...
05:52Right, all done.
05:55So, the test shows you're a plus one in both eyes.
05:57Oh, that's great.
05:58Such relief.
05:59Thank you so much.
06:00No, that means you need glasses.
06:02But you said plus.
06:03Plus means good things,
06:04like A plus or platinum plus or, well, everything,
06:08except plus size.
06:10Actually, no.
06:11Even that now.
06:12It's just how we express degrees of long-sightedness.
06:15I'm long-sighted?
06:16It's a perfectly normal result,
06:18especially if you're heading towards 50.
06:19I'm not heading towards 50.
06:20Oh, and you'd hit a burst down as 19, so...
06:23Yes, I know what I put.
06:24I wouldn't call that heading towards 50.
06:27It's like turning on to the M4 at Chiswick
06:28and saying you're heading towards...
06:30Well, I'm not sure where the M4 ends up,
06:32but it's probably a very long way away
06:34and not worth worrying about.
06:35Think it's Swansea.
06:36Exactly.
06:37There you are, then.
06:38Maybe take the prescription
06:40and just have a think.
06:42OK.
06:53Where are the glasses?
06:55Mum, could you do us a favour?
06:58Oh, yes, of course.
06:59I was just standing here ironing while making a lasagne
07:01thinking, what else could I do?
07:02Cool.
07:03Could you get me an ID?
07:05Oh, my God.
07:07My little boy.
07:09Where's my little boy gone?
07:11What's the hurry to grow up?
07:12What do you need a fake ID for, anyway?
07:14Is it for a drink?
07:16Are you a drinker now?
07:17Or is it drugs?
07:18Are you hooked on drugs?
07:19Mum, I don't think a drug dealer
07:20would ever ask me for my ID.
07:22Anyway, I don't want a fake one.
07:23One of them government ones
07:24to prove I'm still 16.
07:26Why?
07:26I keep getting charged full price
07:27at the water slides.
07:28They're still like 18.
07:30That's all.
07:32Such a relief.
07:33You are.
07:33You're such a good boy.
07:34I'm sorry.
07:36God, you gave me a right scare there.
07:38Why would you do that?
07:40Why would you worry me?
07:41Like that.
07:41Are you trying to give me
07:42a heart attack?
07:42What the heck?
07:43Mum!
07:44Sorry.
07:44I'm so sorry.
07:45I'm sorry.
07:45I'm just feeling a little bit emotional today.
07:47I didn't sleep very well last night.
07:50Yes, that's absolutely no problem.
07:51I will send off for the ID in the morning.
07:53That's absolutely no problem.
07:54OK.
07:56Mum, why are you ironing the pasta?
08:02Oh, no.
08:04Oh, no.
08:06Oh, no.
08:16Morning.
08:17Hi.
08:18Oh.
08:19Oh, they shoot you?
08:21Yes, you would say that.
08:22They're £300.
08:24Oh, OK.
08:27Yeah, OK, cool.
08:30Try these.
08:31Similar style, just without the flex hinges.
08:33OK.
08:34£90.
08:34OK.
08:35Yeah?
08:36There you go.
08:36OK.
08:40Oh, wow, OK.
08:42Maybe they all look good on you.
08:44Very good.
08:45I'm sure you're the king of commission.
08:47Oh, no, I'm not on commission.
08:52OK, well...
08:55OK.
08:55We'll take those.
08:57Lens fitting takes about five days,
08:59so they should be ready by the end of the week.
09:01Oh, OK.
09:02Well, what do I do till then?
09:04Oh, um, some ready readers might tide you over.
09:07Oh.
09:08Yeah, not the height of fashion,
09:10but if anyone can pull them off.
09:15Oh, uh, can I get your number?
09:21Um, that's very...
09:22And we'll call you when they're in.
09:24Yes, of course, yeah.
09:25OK.
09:26Yeah.
09:27Um, it's 07.
09:29Yeah, it's just like my dad's, man.
09:31You're going to love it, Dells.
09:32There's a steering wheel
09:34and a couple of these sun things
09:36and a few of these.
09:37Yeah, yeah.
09:39I've seen a van before.
09:40Look, as long as Mal is happy,
09:42then I'm happy.
09:42Well, actually, Dells, I was...
09:43Oh, you're breaking up, actually, Della.
09:46Right.
09:47Let's get the pedal to the metal.
09:49You mean rust.
09:51Oh, yes!
09:54Newcastle United over the last few seasons
09:56in the Premier League,
09:57there have been a few bucks along the way.
09:59Seems to be stuck on some sports station.
10:01Oh, I suppose I should name her.
10:04Me dad's was called Samantha.
10:05Maybe I'll call Amanda after Amanda.
10:07She's sort of like looking down on everyone.
10:10All right, well, there's a bit of a knack
10:12to getting these in reverse.
10:14You need to lift the collar and push them.
10:16Oh, ho, ho!
10:18Are you sure you've never driven one of these?
10:21Yeah.
10:22Maybe it's in the jeans.
10:23All right, let's go.
10:27Oh, feet, what's that?
10:29Me?
10:29He came out of nowhere.
10:31I was indicating.
10:33Yeah, I know, but we're in a white van.
10:35Us white van drivers have got a bad enough rep as it is,
10:38all right?
10:39Go easy on the horn, huh?
10:40All right, Mel.
10:52Mommy.
10:53Darling.
10:55Fancy seeing you here.
10:56Well, I live here.
10:57And don't you look a picture.
10:59In this?
11:00You look lovely in that color.
11:01What is happening here?
11:02What do you mean?
11:03Why are you being nice?
11:05Can't a mother pay her daughter a compliment?
11:07Yes, but historically...
11:09No, actually, I was thinking about your idea
11:11about that house down the road,
11:12and I think you might be onto something.
11:15Mommy, are you serious?
11:16Well, it wouldn't hurt to take a little look around,
11:18and so I've booked us a viewing at 4 p.m. this afternoon,
11:21if you're free.
11:23Yes, amazing.
11:24Oh, Mommy, what happened there?
11:26Oh, just a little light brush against a keep-left suggestion.
11:29Do you mean sign?
11:30No, the blue ones are just suggestions.
11:33Bye, darling.
11:40So, with GCSEs imminent,
11:42we just want to take you through a bit of exam prep,
11:45which we like to call the three Ps of revision.
11:48Plan, prepare, and...
11:52I should have made some notes.
11:53Um, so, let's make it start with planning.
11:56Plan.
11:57It's so, so important that they have a timetable.
12:00Uh, if they haven't had time to put a timetable together,
12:04then sometimes they will claim...
12:06Oh, that was very interesting.
12:07Thank you, Mal.
12:08Where'd you get them?
12:09New place on the high street on, 1996.
12:11They're temporary until my designer frames are ready.
12:14And the handsome late-twenties guy in the shop
12:17seems to like me in glasses very much.
12:20Obviously, because they'll be on commission.
12:22Not on commission, actually, Mal.
12:24Just like what he saw.
12:26A lot.
12:29Oh, my God.
12:30Oh, my God.
12:32It's him.
12:33Should he be texting me, like, directly?
12:35Absolutely not.
12:36He's a serial killer.
12:37What's he saying?
12:38OK.
12:40Hi, Amanda.
12:42Finley from OptiTrue here.
12:44Your glasses will be ready to collect tomorrow.
12:48I look forward to seeing you again.
12:52OK.
12:53He, like, totally wants you to go and collect your glasses.
12:58Yeah.
12:59Because if that's his A-game, then he's no...
13:01Oh, Jesus, what's his name?
13:04Oh, God, your man.
13:06Your man with all the women.
13:07James Bond.
13:08Tiger Woods.
13:08No.
13:09No, he's a lover.
13:11His name is the word for someone who, um...
13:14Honestly, I don't know what's wrong with me at the moment.
13:17My memory is terrible.
13:18I can't concentrate on anything.
13:20I've not been sleeping great, which doesn't help either.
13:22And then my emotions are just...
13:24Oh, Anne, do you think it's like, you know, in a pause?
13:29It'd be ridiculous, Abigail.
13:31Previous from all that.
13:33My sister starts at 42.
13:34And I heard that, like, one in ten women get it early.
13:36No.
13:37Yeah.
13:37Can't beat the menopause.
13:39Like Amanda said.
13:40One in ten, Anne.
13:43And to be fair, you always age quite quickly.
13:46Yeah.
13:47It all fits now, I think about it.
13:48I mean, menopause definitely affects recall, I heard,
13:51from my friend Marcy Jane Cameron,
13:52in July at the ballet, seat D4.
13:54Yeah, no, my sister had it all.
13:56Brain fog, tears, memory, yeah, the works.
14:00What did she do?
14:01HRT.
14:01But it changed her life, so it's worth looking into.
14:04Yeah.
14:04Do you want to write that down, Anne?
14:06Yeah.
14:07Yeah, thank you.
14:08Were there any questions?
14:10Cassanova.
14:10Cassanova.
14:11Sorry.
14:14Yes.
14:15Come on now, enough.
14:17What happens in the park, stays at the park.
14:21Time boils down to the coaching.
14:23Until you know it, except that,
14:25we ain't never going to see any improvement.
14:26You know what I mean?
14:27They're getting paid a fortune.
14:28Full tune.
14:29All right, mate.
14:30I'm sick of it, Alan.
14:31We keep it, we keep it out.
14:32These guys get paid millions of pounds.
14:38Look, Fee, I hear what you're saying,
14:40but I don't think we can actually lay the woes
14:42of an entire season at the manager's door.
14:44Yeah, but he's taking the money.
14:45I'm sorry, but if you're happy to take the paycheck
14:47and the silverware,
14:48you have to hold your hands up to some sort of negligence.
14:51OK, we can't say he's negligent.
14:53I have to say what I like, Alan.
14:54Free speech.
14:55It's free speech.
14:58Yeah, OK, thanks, Fee.
14:59I'm Holston there with your free speech.
15:00Anyway, give you football calls coming in.
15:05I'll give you a few months.
15:09Ooh, such a lovely place.
15:11Yeah.
15:13Bags are potential.
15:15Bags.
15:18Well, I think we should have a catch-up tomorrow
15:20and have a little chat about what might be arranged.
15:26Mummy.
15:27Oh, oh.
15:28Yes.
15:29Almost forgot.
15:29Yes.
15:29There is a little thing you could do for me.
15:31Oh, sure, yeah, yeah.
15:32You might get a letter from the police
15:34about a marginal speeding offence.
15:37If you could just tick the little box
15:39that says that you were behind the wheel,
15:41that would be a real weight off my mind.
15:45What?
15:47I was just saying,
15:48you might get a letter from the police...
15:50Yes, I heard what you said.
15:52It's the tiniest thing.
15:53It's just that, you see,
15:55my licence is pretty much full up, points-wise,
15:59and you haven't got any.
16:00So if you could just tick that little box,
16:02I think that would be easiest for everyone.
16:06But you were driving.
16:07Yes, but it's only paperwork, really.
16:09Well, no, it's me lying to the police
16:12and getting two points on my licence.
16:14Well, I think your phone is three, darling.
16:16Or you could go on one of those courses,
16:18as it's your first offence.
16:19I haven't committed an offence.
16:21That's the spirit.
16:22I mean, what is ten miles an hour?
16:24They say that 40 is the new 30.
16:27But I guess they just forgot to tell the speed cameras.
16:30Yes, right.
16:31Mummy, the cameras.
16:33They will have a photo of you at the wheel.
16:35Well, I don't think that'll be a problem.
16:36Of course it will.
16:37You're a woman in your 70s,
16:38and I've self-evidently not.
16:40Just this week, I had a man in his 20s
16:42practically drooling over me, for God's sake.
16:46I don't think anyone's going to believe I'm you.
16:49Well, let's just sleep on it, shall we?
16:51Seems we both have a lot to think about.
16:56Such a lovely house.
17:03Well, it's been mainly the memory issues, yes,
17:07but there has also been some mood swings.
17:09Just the other day, I told one of the twins
17:11that Mammy could really use some space right now.
17:14God, I don't know what came over me.
17:16I know they're no longer toddlers,
17:17but they shouldn't have to be listening to language like that.
17:20OK.
17:20Well, they do have some results for you,
17:22based on the urine test and those initial bloods.
17:24Right.
17:25Yes, and, um...
17:28Is it a woman's issue?
17:31In a way, yes.
17:34And you're pregnant.
17:41Hey, darling.
17:42Mummy.
17:44What's the score?
17:46It's 3-0 to the Eagles.
17:47Oh, dear.
17:49No, we're the Eagles.
17:50Oh, yes.
17:53So, um, have you had the chance to think any more about my little request?
17:57Yes, Mummy, I got my letter.
18:01And whilst I'm a firm believer in helping out family members however I can,
18:07I downloaded the photo and, well...
18:15So, yeah, I think that puts that little debate to bed.
18:18Oh, I'll say it does.
18:20Huh?
18:22So you'll take the points?
18:23What?
18:24Well, that could easily be you.
18:25That's a pensioner.
18:26How dare you?
18:27What?
18:28Mummy, it's a statement of fact.
18:29Look, it's...
18:30Oh, Mal, OK.
18:31Sorry, do you have a moment?
18:32Can you just tell me what you see there?
18:34Oh, no.
18:40What are you going to do?
18:41Take the points or do the course?
18:43See?
18:48I just did a course.
19:03Anne, what happened?
19:04Oh, well, I fell off a chair.
19:06Oh.
19:07Because, oh, yes, also, a bit of news.
19:11Turns out I'm pregnant.
19:13So, yeah.
19:14Oh, my days.
19:16Wonderful news, Anne.
19:18Anne, congratulations!
19:20Yeah, that's amazing.
19:21Oh, thank you.
19:22Yes, a bit of a shock.
19:24Oh, we could all be pregnant, Anne.
19:25We're all young enough to be pregnant.
19:26Just because some of us choose not to be doesn't make us any older than the people who are.
19:29That's not how it works.
19:31OK.
19:32Congratulations, Anne.
19:33I'm very pleased for you.
19:41Oh, hey.
19:53Hi.
19:53Hi.
19:54Picking up, right?
19:54That's right, yes.
19:56And what was the name?
19:59It's...
19:59I'm joking.
20:01Like I'd forget that face.
20:02Take a seat, Amanda.
20:05They're right here.
20:07OK.
20:08Just check the fit, if I may.
20:10Oh.
20:13Oh.
20:15Yeah.
20:16How does that feel?
20:18Very nice.
20:20Great.
20:21Yeah, just check if they're level.
20:23Look at me.
20:24OK.
20:25Yeah.
20:28Oh.
20:30All looking good.
20:32Yeah.
20:33Real good.
20:36Uh, look.
20:38This is hugely unprofessional, but I was wondering...
20:43Follow me.
20:44Yeah, so those are for you and any problems.
20:47You know where to find one.
20:49Right.
20:49Yeah?
20:50Yes.
20:51Yes, I do.
21:02Amanda!
21:03Hey there, Mama.
21:05Oh, look at you.
21:06You're absolutely glowing.
21:09I was, uh...
21:10I was just bleeding my moustache.
21:11Aw.
21:12I was just passing, and I wanted to drop by a little preg-cent.
21:16A pregnancy present.
21:21Oh.
21:22It's for stretch marks.
21:23I've never had to use it ever, but it's supposed to be really great.
21:26Uh, thank you for this.
21:27Uh, my cousin uses this, actually, on her scars.
21:30She reversed pedalo into a bloom of jellyfish a few years ago.
21:32I just got propositioned by the guy at the opticians.
21:35By the guy in his 20s?
21:36Yes.
21:37Are you sure he didn't get hold of the wrong end of the stick there?
21:39Yes, Anne.
21:41Quite sure.
21:42The only stick getting hold of was him wanting me to get hold of the right end of his...
21:52No, Anne.
21:54No, don't do that.
21:56Do your normal face.
21:57Why?
21:57What did I...
21:58Anne, no.
21:59You don't have the monopoly on being young and fertile, you know.
22:02Don't look at me like I'm some dried-up husk.
22:06Come on.
22:07Come on, I'll prove it.
22:07I'm just in a minute.
22:08No, you're not.
22:09Come on, grab your coat.
22:10OK.
22:10Come on.
22:10Before they close.
22:11I'll be back in a minute.
22:12And wipe it off its growth.
22:14Mm.
22:18Right.
22:18Come on.
22:24Did somebody call the R.A.P.?
22:26It's like R.A.C., but me.
22:29Yeah, I forgot to top up the bleeding coolant, didn't I?
22:31Hop in.
22:32I'll take you to Alphard's, mate.
22:33Oh, nice one, P.
22:39Oh.
22:39Oh, sorry.
22:42Oh, we've got a live one there.
22:43Do you want to have?
22:44No, thank you.
22:45All right.
22:46Can I turn that down?
22:47Oi, oi!
22:48Lucky Saddle!
22:49What the fuck?
22:51What?
22:51You can't say that.
22:53That's what you say when you see a lady on a bike.
22:56You shout, Lucky Saddle, for good luck.
22:59It's like seeing a yellow car.
23:01My dad used to say it all the time.
23:02No, no, no.
23:03OK.
23:04Turn it off.
23:05Oh.
23:08That's not why your dad was saying Lucky Saddle.
23:11He was implying that the saddle was lucky because of where it was.
23:14On a bike?
23:15No, where on the rider.
23:18Oh, my God.
23:20He was a white van man.
23:22Well, I mean...
23:23How did I fucking miss that?
23:24Well, you were a kid, and, you know, it was a different time.
23:27In the 90s.
23:28Even the greatest dads could be a bit stuck in the 80s.
23:31I mean, I'm a white van man, and we're just not like that anymore.
23:35Well, I bloody am.
23:36Look at me.
23:37Yeah, I mean, you could tidy up a little bit and think a bit more about how you behave on
23:43the road.
23:44Maybe it's just in my DNA, though.
23:46All them childhood memories.
23:49You stick me in a white van, and this is just what I've become.
23:51Hmm.
23:52Do you want me to drive?
24:08Oh, I was indicating, you wanker!
24:11The ambition is there to support, as they know the money's there as well.
24:14The rules, they just slow everything down.
24:16Maybe it's the van.
24:22I don't know why we have to do this, because the shops want to be closed soon, anyway.
24:25It's barely 5.30.
24:27Now, listen, you'll be able to go in there and browse the glasses.
24:29I actually have 20-20 vision.
24:30Don't show off, and I will then enter, approach Finlay,
24:33and you will bear witness to a very handsome young man 100% hitting on me.
24:38Okay, that damn he's leaving.
24:39That's him.
24:40Oh!
24:42He is a very handsome young man, yes.
24:43Yes, I did tell you that.
24:45Awful young, though.
24:46Well, I don't see it, Anne, but then maybe I'm not prejudiced like you.
24:49Oh, come on!
24:51He's been picked up by his mum.
24:53Well, we all see our mums, Anne.
24:54There's not an age when you suddenly stop seeing your mum.
24:57Oh.
24:58Actually, I, um, don't think that's his mum, Amanda.
25:03What?
25:05Do you think maybe he has, um, a slight...
25:09kink?
25:11For the older lady?
25:12Anne, listen to me.
25:13If you want me to be godmother to your unborn child,
25:16which you do...
25:17Mm-hm.
25:17...this never happened.
25:19Okay?
25:20Mm-hm.
25:26Anne, move it.
25:28Now.
25:34What the hell?
25:36Bastard.
25:37I said we should sit inside.
25:38What do you think you're doing?
25:40It's one gin and tonic.
25:41And they're only singles, so it's not that bad.
25:43Did your mum get you a fake ID?
25:45No, she went to Amanda about it.
25:46What is that supposed to mean?
25:48Where'd you get served?
25:49Drinks, ladies!
25:52Oh, shit.
25:54Tarris.
25:55You little fucker!
25:57Well done, guys.
25:58Way to upset the pregnant woman.
26:02Oh.
26:04Had you not...
26:05Wait.
26:10Hey, brother!
26:19Darling, I was just...
26:21No.
26:21It's a no to taking your points.
26:23And I realise it's going to cost me any help with buying the house,
26:26but the fact is...
26:28Neither of us are getting any younger.
26:30Eyes fail, reflexes go,
26:32and, frankly, your driving's getting bloody awful.
26:36I worry you're going to kill someone.
26:39Probably yourself.
26:43As it turns out,
26:44I would rather have you alive than a big house.
26:47So, it's a no.
26:50No, mummy.
26:51Amanda!
26:52Mummy, I have said my piece.
26:53I have thought about it.
26:54Amanda, thank you.
26:57For not wanting me dead.
27:00Not many mothers could say that.
27:01Mum...
27:02I lightly brushed into a one-way suggestion today.
27:06Sign.
27:07Yeah.
27:07So, I think the time has come
27:09for me to admit
27:10that my driving days
27:11are behind me.
27:13Mummy.
27:13I've taken the points.
27:14They've taken my licence.
27:17And...
27:17Okay.
27:20What's this?
27:21Valuation
27:22on this place.
27:23I'm selling it
27:25to free up the money
27:26so I can put an offer in
27:28on...
27:28dead cat lady.
27:30Elspeth.
27:30Elspeth.
27:31Hey.
27:31I don't know what to say.
27:34But where will you live?
27:35Where will you live?
27:37In our new house.
27:39Oh.
27:39Oh, darling.
27:41Oh.
27:41Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
27:51ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
27:55ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
27:56ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
27:56ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
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