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The Summer I Turned Pretty - Season 3 - Episode 07: Last Hurrah
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00:12Previously, on the summer, I turned pretty.
00:14It's only a few weeks.
00:15And I get you all to myself.
00:17I promise we'll find a nice place to live.
00:19I'm seeing somebody, and I want to bring her to the wedding.
00:22What's going on right now?
00:23It's just starting to feel really real
00:26that I've been so focused on planning this wedding
00:28that I almost forgot that I'm gonna be someone's wife.
00:31Belly really needs her mom right now.
00:33This wedding is happening, and if you aren't there for her,
00:35you will regret it for the rest of your life.
00:37I'm so happy you're here.
00:39Me too.
00:40So I guess I'll see you in a few weeks for the big day.
00:44What are you doing this weekend?
00:46You're saying you want to start your own company.
00:48I can't get your stupid-ass game out of my head, Steven.
00:50So you and Denise, huh?
00:51I'm single now.
00:52If that's what you want.
00:54I just want to be back when Belly gets there.
00:56It's not like she's going back to an empty house.
00:57If that's what you're afraid of, Connie's going to be there.
01:00Right.
01:01I got cut by a fin.
01:01Oh, my God, Conrad.
01:03What just happened?
01:05What did I almost do?
01:27The wedding's almost here.
01:29Jer's on his way, and Conrad's surfing accident feels like a distant memory.
01:35It's like a dream that happened to someone else, and the further away I get from that moment,
01:43the more I understand that it wasn't about him at all.
01:46It was the enormity of this wedding.
01:48Hey.
01:49Planning it by myself, not having Jer by my side or my mom.
01:53It had weighed on me more than I realized, but I've made it through,
01:57and in three days, I'm marrying Jeremiah Fisher.
02:00Oh!
02:01Son of a bitch!
02:08Are you okay?
02:10Yeah.
02:10I was trying to fix the light before everyone got here, but...
02:15All of a sudden, he can't stop injuring himself.
02:17No.
02:18It looked a lot easier on YouTube.
02:22I think I got it, though.
02:25Please don't shock me.
02:37It's gotten a lot better.
02:39Great.
02:43Um, I'm...
02:44I'm gonna go vacuum upstairs, because that's...
02:47Yeah, I'm gonna do this down here.
02:50Jer's gonna be here soon.
03:07When are you, uh, when are you heading up to Cousins?
03:10Wanna maybe, I don't know, you know, take a ride together, or...
03:15Hello, Eartha Denise, hello.
03:17I'm sorry, sorry.
03:17Uh, I am emailing a friend in SF for a lead on AI-focused programmers.
03:25Um, and...
03:26Sound of okay.
03:28It's kind of exhilarating, isn't it?
03:30Doing all this clandestine shit in our place of work.
03:32We're violating, like, 100 HR rules.
03:34I mean, I don't know how, you know, clandestine we're actually being.
03:37No, no, stop worrying.
03:38Anybody who matters is already left early for the wedding, so...
03:42Oh, my God.
03:42Yeah, everyone but us.
03:43I mean, you know, we're like the hottest, youngest ones here.
03:46We're, we're stuck here, we're working.
03:48I don't know, come on, make it make sense, you know?
03:50Hottest?
03:52Uh, I mean, hottest not including chair.
03:55Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
03:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:58Maybe we should, uh, catch the next train.
04:01You know, I mean, I, I don't want any of Belly's friends trying to steal my bed or anything.
04:05All right, well, dibs.
04:08On, on, on the aisle seat, not your bed.
04:11Oh, yeah.
04:12Yeah.
04:12No, I mean, I knew that.
04:14Yeah.
04:14Yeah, yeah, sorry.
04:15Okay.
04:17All right.
04:22Hey!
04:30Hey!
04:31Hi, beautiful.
04:32Hi.
04:34Oh, two more days and I can officially call you my wife.
04:40Yeah, I know.
04:42Hey, check it out.
04:43I got some stuff for the gift bags.
04:49Uh, here's one.
04:50All righty.
04:52Uh, beer koozies, Takis Fuego, and Smirnoff ice.
04:55Are we icing people at our wedding?
04:57No.
04:58Of course not.
04:59That would be crazy.
05:00Mm-hmm.
05:01Just before and after.
05:02We're, we're grown-ups.
05:04Ah, totally, my bad.
05:06Um.
05:08Oh, uh, just for the boys to feel at home.
05:10You know?
05:11Besides, I've been busting my ass all summer and I just want to let loose.
05:15Okay.
05:15As long as you're not stoned at the altar.
05:17Not a chance.
05:18Okay.
05:19There he is.
05:21Hey.
05:22Let the festivities begin.
05:23How's the drive?
05:24It was great.
05:25Where's that?
05:26Uh, I dropped him off at the inn.
05:27Oh.
05:29Let me take that.
05:30Yeah, thank you.
05:32So, you ready for tonight?
05:33Yeah.
05:34Because I got an itinerary and everything.
05:35Uh, we're gonna hit some bars.
05:36Okay.
05:37Uh, we're going to, we're going to mix.
05:39Mix.
05:40Uh, we're going to Red Branch.
05:41There's a list.
05:42I'll show you the list.
05:43You made a list?
05:44Yeah, someone had to.
05:45Oh, that's a evil scout.
05:50I knew you wouldn't miss him.
05:52I'm sure you helped a lot.
05:54You've got to be kidding me.
05:55Adam brought his mistress.
05:57That's Kaylee?
05:58Oh God, they're coming inside.
06:03John.
06:04Hi there.
06:05Laurel, this is Kaylee.
06:07Hello.
06:07Hi.
06:08I've heard so much about you both.
06:10Likewise.
06:11I adore Pelley.
06:13She is an absolute doll.
06:15You must be so proud.
06:16Yeah.
06:17Yes, we are.
06:19I should thank you for helping with the wedding.
06:22Someone had to.
06:23Adam.
06:25I spoke to Julia this morning.
06:27She and Skye aren't going to make it.
06:28Oh, Julia's not coming.
06:30What a shame.
06:31Be nice, Adam.
06:32What?
06:32She knows I'm kidding.
06:34Laurel, um, could you and I exchange numbers?
06:38I have a few Mother of the Bride questions,
06:40and, um, I'm sure a million more will come up.
06:47Sure.
06:49And if there's anything I can help with.
06:54Yay.
06:58They're here.
07:00Jellyfish.
07:02Jellyfish.
07:04Jellyfish.
07:05Jellyfish.
07:07Happy bachelorette party.
07:11Hey, can you guys put Taylor's bag in my room and Anika's bag in my mom's room?
07:14Yeah.
07:15Nice to meet you.
07:17All right, guys, follow me.
07:18Hi.
07:19Good.
07:19Oh, I'm so happy to be in Cousins right now.
07:22You have no idea.
07:23I'm so sick of hearing Lucinda's stories, the same ones, over and over again.
07:28Like, I love my mom.
07:29I do.
07:29But I, like, I literally don't care that she made out with Dave Matthews once.
07:33Who's that?
07:33I don't know.
07:34I could use a drink.
07:36Yes, I could help with that.
07:38Damn, I can see why you've been waxing poetic about this place for the last three years.
07:43I don't see that.
07:44Yes, she definitely does.
07:45Yeah.
07:46Ooh, share the wealth, please.
07:48That's your service.
07:51Uh, Anika, this is, uh, Conrad.
07:53Conrad, Anika, my brother.
07:55Nice to meet you.
07:56Yeah, you too.
07:58Yo, Jared, do you know where I find, like, an ashtray or something?
08:00Uh, over there in the drawer.
08:03Yo, are we doing beer pong in here or what?
08:05No, let's fire up the girl first.
08:07Can I get the lighter?
08:07Yeah.
08:08Um, Jared, can we take that ashtray, please?
08:11All of you?
08:12Oh, sorry.
08:13Yes.
08:13You're so in trouble.
08:15Outside, outside.
08:17Outside.
08:17Yo, that's a plate.
08:18That's a plate.
08:19Outside.
08:19Bye.
08:20Outside.
08:21I hate the drink.
08:24Those burgers look dope.
08:28Oh, I completely missed.
08:34So this is my first Bachelorette.
08:37What's the deal?
08:38Me too, actually.
08:39My God, what would you people do without me?
08:41Prepare yourselves for Belly's Last Hurrah, right?
08:44It's a debauchery-forward bar crawl meticulously constructed by me.
08:50We're getting lit, bitches, is what's happening.
08:53Okay.
08:54Uh, by the way, which of these guys is single?
08:58Because I need to at least make out with somebody this weekend, please.
09:02Uh, I think Ethan.
09:05Blake is Jer's ex and Redbird's got dibs.
09:08Hold up.
09:08You're okay with Jer having his ex at his bachelor party?
09:11Okay.
09:12My God, Belly does not have a leg to stand on.
09:15Um, her ex is the best man.
09:17Hello?
09:18Yeah, but that's my age to the history.
09:19Right.
09:20This group is messy.
09:22What have you hooked up with Conrad too?
09:24My God, no.
09:26I did make out with Jeremy once the summer before seventh grade because Stephen dared me to.
09:30And I had to stand guard outside the door.
09:33Seventh grade.
09:37You guys never told me how hot Conrad is.
09:40I'd go for him if he wasn't Belly's first love.
09:43No.
09:43No, you should.
09:44You should do it.
09:50What about Stephen?
09:51I hear is the other best man.
09:54That's all you made of on it.
09:56We're just friends now.
09:57Wow.
09:58As if you and Stephen have ever succeeded at being friends.
10:01This time we've passed.
10:03No, no, no, no, no, don't do it.
10:05Get him.
10:07No, no, no, you're not getting me.
10:08Get him.
10:13It's cute though.
10:14It's a nice house.
10:14It is.
10:15It's really nice.
10:15I think it's summer here, you know.
10:16No, that's awesome.
10:18Hey.
10:19Hi.
10:24Oh my God, sorry.
10:26Sorry.
10:27You remember Denise, right?
10:28Yeah, we haven't officially met.
10:30I'm Taylor Jewell, M.O.H.
10:32Denise Rousseau, MBA.
10:37Where's your stuff?
10:38Are you, are you staying here or?
10:39Oh, no.
10:40No, I'm staying at the end.
10:42Hey.
10:43Finally.
10:43Hey.
10:44Hi.
10:44How are you?
10:45Nice to meet you.
10:46Hi.
10:46Oh, I'm the guy.
10:48Oh, God.
10:49Thanks for inviting me, dude.
10:50Of course.
10:50And hi, hi.
10:51You must be Belly.
10:52Fisher never shuts up about how great you are.
10:54Well, I've heard a lot about you too.
10:56Oh, God.
10:57What terrible things has he said?
10:59Mostly that you're a genius, so.
11:01Oh, wow.
11:02Well, that's, that's fine then.
11:03That's okay.
11:04All right.
11:04I got the ice.
11:05Come on.
11:06Let's go make some marks outside.
11:07Let's go.
11:08Yes.
11:08Come outside, Tay.
11:14You should probably get out there before those idiots try and, like, push her in the pool
11:18or something.
11:18With Denise?
11:19Yeah.
11:20All right.
11:20She can handle herself.
11:21She eats finance bros for breakfast.
11:25There's a vibe between you guys.
11:26Cute.
11:28Does that mean Hurricane Taylor's about to strike?
11:30Oh, my God.
11:30No.
11:31Stop.
11:32We're friends now.
11:32I'll remember.
11:34You sure it isn't, I don't know, like, weird to talk about this stuff with you?
11:38No, it's definitely not weird.
11:40Like, I want you to get laid.
11:42In fact, friends help friends get laid.
11:46Wait, wait, I'll go.
11:47You want to be my wingman?
11:49Sure.
11:51I'd be honored to be my wingman.
11:54All right, all right.
11:55All right, Tay-Tay.
11:57I trust you.
11:59So don't do me dirty.
12:01I would never do you dirty.
12:02What am I ever?
12:03Mm-hmm.
12:04Sure.
12:04Okay.
12:06Tell the girls we need to rehearse the reception dance.
12:08Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:10Two, three, four.
12:12Cause I'm that girl that drive you crazy.
12:14But you can't leave me alone.
12:16Got you thinking maybe I was supernatural.
12:20But you're under scales all.
12:22Look into a crystal ball.
12:23I'm not like just other girls at all.
12:27I'm the type of girl that make you forget that you're kind of tight.
12:30Type that make you love me when the only thing you've done is like.
12:34I'm the type of girl.
12:35I'm the type of girl.
12:37I'm the type of girl.
12:39I'm the type of girl.
12:40Like a dumb.
12:43Da-da-da-da.
12:44Like a dumb.
12:46Da-da-da-da-da.
12:48I'm the type of girl that everybody type.
12:50They will tap tap tap.
12:51What everybody like you can check.
12:52One, two, three, four, five.
12:55You're all off me.
12:55I'm like f***ing it up.
12:56Excuse you.
12:57Stop yelling at us.
12:58Do you want to go viral or no?
13:00No.
13:00I hope the guys are having more fun than we are.
13:05Oh, wow.
13:06This is so cringy.
13:08Oh, you know you love it.
13:09Oh my god.
13:11Yeah.
13:12Oh, f***.
13:12Sorry, I f***ed that one.
13:13Really, dude?
13:14All right.
13:15Can we just take it from the time?
13:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:16Can we just restart this up?
13:17You got it.
13:18Yeah.
13:18It's okay.
13:19Just like, we got this boys.
13:20It's okay.
13:21You ready?
13:31It's okay.
13:34Okay.
13:39Okay.
13:47Okay.
13:50Wow.
13:53Okay.
14:00Don't give me those eyes.
14:02Shut the hell up.
14:03You feel that?
14:04You're not ready.
14:05You're not ready.
14:06Finale.
14:14That was so good.
14:15Y'all, that wasn't not good.
14:17Good job, guys.
14:18Panties dropped significantly.
14:20You got it coming.
14:21All the wedding guests will be so bright.
14:22You got something special, Kim.
14:23I got a beer.
14:24I got a beer.
14:24You doing okay?
14:25Yeah.
14:27Is your weight on your fingers or, like, your palms at the end?
14:30Because my palms hurt.
14:31Yeah.
14:32I think your palms.
14:33It is?
14:34Yeah.
14:34Pretty much.
14:36Okay.
14:36You want?
14:37No, I'm good.
14:38You sure?
14:39Yeah, I'm good.
14:41You know, I pretty much gave up weed.
14:43My belly hates it and, um, I gotta stay sharp for work.
14:47I'm sure you're stoked for the summer to end, huh?
14:49Get out of there.
14:50It's not that bad.
14:52Actually, um, yeah.
14:56Actually, this morning, Dad offered me a full-time spot at the firm in the fall.
15:02And I just will finish up my classes online.
15:06You said no, right?
15:09No, no.
15:10I-I don't know.
15:12I just-I need some time to think about it.
15:14I just want you to do something you love with your life.
15:16Something that makes you happy.
15:17I don't know what I want to do with my life.
15:19I'm 21.
15:20I just know I want to be with belly.
15:21No, totally.
15:22No, totally.
15:22It's just-you can do better than following in Dad's footsteps.
15:33Hey, I never got the chance to thank you for all the work you did on the house.
15:38Looks great.
15:38Honestly, it was just good to be of some use this summer.
15:43And you looked after my girl all summer, too?
15:49Yes.
15:50You bitches up for some beer pong?
15:53I owe you an ass-beating from last semester.
15:56Yeah, right. You're on.
15:57Yeah?
15:57I'll get more beers.
15:59Guys?
16:00Look.
16:01I found these huge glasses.
16:03Wait.
16:04Uh...
16:05Never mind.
16:15What are you doing?
16:17It's not your job.
16:18Go play some beer pong.
16:23Shit!
16:27I think that was one of our hurricane vases.
16:29Well, at least they're being used, right?
16:35Uh, hey, guys.
16:37Uh, bad news.
16:37We broke a vase.
16:39Yes.
16:39We heard.
16:41Um...
16:41Is it Redbird?
16:43Yeah.
16:44I'll clean it up.
16:45No, it's okay.
16:47Um, Jeremiah and I can do it.
16:55Hey, Billy.
16:56Yeah, no problem.
17:11Hi.
17:12The guys are still at the beach.
17:14Well, people need to start getting ready soon.
17:22Come sit next to me.
17:32You look so pretty.
17:36I've missed you all day.
17:38I've been right here.
17:39Yeah.
17:40With, uh, Taylor and Annika.
17:42Okay.
17:43You've been hanging out with your bros all day.
17:45I know.
17:46I know.
17:47And I haven't been around that much because of work.
17:50I just feel like I haven't seen you in so long.
17:53We haven't had any time alone.
17:55Give me a kiss.
18:03That better?
18:09I have to finish doing my hair.
18:12You have time.
18:23He's going to get arrested.
18:30But, you know, a camel pager.
18:35I think it's okay.
18:37I don't know.
18:38I know.
18:39You know.
18:45I want you to see
19:20Everybody's probably gonna be back soon
19:25So, it's our weekend
19:27And I don't want to let go of you just yet
19:32Hey, how about we meet up after the batch nights
19:35Just the two of us
19:36End the night together
19:39Okay, where?
19:43Hmm
19:46The pool
19:49I was thinking the beach
19:50Yeah, the beach, right
19:51The beach is good, it's a date
19:53Hey, hey, maybe I'll even smoke one of those joints with you
19:58Little Miss Straight Edge wants to get high
20:00Okay, you know what, actually
20:03No, we should both probably take it easy tonight
20:06Because starting tomorrow, it's pretty much non-stop
20:10Yeah, it's actually not a bad idea
20:13And I've got the fishing trip in the morning
20:14And being hungover on a boat is the worst
20:19That might just be the whitest thing you've ever said
20:22I still love you though
20:33Step one of Belly's Bash
20:35Who wants gummies?
20:36Me
20:36No, I'm good
20:38Yes, surprise, surprise
20:39We'll do shots for the bride
20:40We'll do shots
20:41Ooh, one for everybody who slept with
20:42No
20:43Like that, right?
20:43No, no
20:44That's good
20:44I don't want to be hungover tomorrow
20:45Hungover, so
20:46Two shots
20:48Hungover from two shots
20:48Does that mean that your body count is just Jeremiah and his brother?
20:53I'm shook
20:54Do you ever, like, compare who's better?
20:58The real question is who's bigger?
20:59No, whoa!
21:00No, uh, hello?
21:02We're gonna stop talking about this
21:03It's okay, because you know what?
21:04You're gonna pay for this
21:05So
21:07Hi, uh, could we have ten shots of tequila, please?
21:10It's my bachelorette
21:11Okay, all right
21:12Thanks
21:13Um, since my number is so low, I'll just borrow from you guys
21:19Oh, yeah, all of mine
21:20I knew my whole face was gonna bite me in the ass one day
21:22And today's the day
21:23I'm scared
21:24You know, thank you
21:25Thank you
21:25Thank you
21:28Drinks are on the house
21:29Thanks
21:31It's not that
21:31Okay, this is right
21:32This is right, okay
21:33These are so heavy
21:34Here's Davis
21:35Uh, uh, my first boyfriend, Simon
21:38Bottoms up!
21:39Yay!
21:43Uh, can I do two Jack and Cokes, please?
21:45Just one
21:46Thank you
21:46Drinks
21:47Remember?
21:48How could I forget?
21:49Hey, my best man
21:50Hey!
21:51Look at us games back together
21:53Good to be back, dude
21:54We haven't been here in a while
21:55Come to think of it
21:56Have we ever done downtown cousins as, like, adults?
21:58You know, like, without fake IDs?
22:00Adults?
22:01Well, don't you still use children's toothpaste?
22:04It's because I like the flavor
22:06All right
22:07And toothpaste is toothpaste
22:08Jared just won't shut up about this
22:09No, it has Moana on it
22:11Moana is literally the most elite princess anyways
22:13Oh, Jared just opened his big mouth
22:15To try to take heat off of everyone at work
22:17Calling him a Nepo baby
22:19Denise still calls me Wayfair
22:20Really?
22:21Dude, what's up with you and Denise, by the way?
22:22Are you guys together?
22:24No, but they should be
22:26I mean, she's the only other person that's smarter than you and Steven
22:31And she's as hot as Taylor
22:32So I don't know what his problem is
22:34I don't have a problem
22:35I hate both of you guys so much
22:39One sec, Redbird wants another joint
22:41Okay, watch
22:42You're lucky I haven't told her about the Jermani fanfic
22:45Good luck, bro
22:47Oh, my God
22:48That's a throwback
22:48Yeah
22:49Speaking of Denise, though
22:51Where is she actually?
22:52Dude, are you really gonna make a play for her with Taylor right here?
22:55Yeah
22:57She's fine with it
22:58I mean, she's actually my wingman
22:59All right
23:00What about you, hot stuff, huh?
23:02There are a lot of girls here
23:05Come on, man
23:06It's a chair's name
23:11Jesus
23:12Can't Kiki figure out anything on her own?
23:14This is the fifth text tonight
23:15Kaylee
23:17Whatever her name is
23:18Or
23:18You can't be that pissed about a few texts
23:22Of course it's not the texts
23:24Cousins was Susanna's place
23:27Being her here is like a slap in the face
23:29You're not pissed she's here
23:32You're pissed Susanna's not
23:37I can't believe she's missing this
23:40I know
23:43She would've begged for us to go along tonight
23:45I never had a bachelorette
23:47Excuse me
23:49You did so
23:50You and Susanna left me with Adam and newborn Conrad
23:53You went to this strip club
23:57Yes, that's right
23:59Someday I'll have to tell Steven he got his first lap dance in utero
24:04I can't believe you forgot that night
24:06Well, I remember the important parts
24:10Like later
24:11When I came home inspired
24:15That was memorable
24:18You never did get a repeat performance
24:22Nope, don't give me that look
24:23What look?
24:24Don't
24:25I'm not going down that road with you
24:27Not
24:28Not after the shame spiral from last time
24:32Really?
24:49What?
24:50I told you how much I love you
24:52I love tipsy belly
24:55What?
24:55No, wait
24:57No, I'm serious
24:58Like
25:00I'm just so grateful that you're my maid of honor
25:04And we've known each other like forever
25:08And I just can't
25:09Oh my god, ew, don't cry
25:11You're gonna make me cry
25:12What?
25:12No, I'm wearing lashes belly
25:14Shut up
25:15I'm not crying
25:16Stop
25:17I'm not crying
25:18I'm being serious
25:20I'm being serious
25:20I just wanna say thank you
25:22For everything you've done
25:24For tonight
25:25For the beautiful bridal shower
25:28And for
25:28You know
25:29You got my mom on board
25:32Wait, what are you talking about?
25:34You convinced her to
25:36Come to the shower, didn't you?
25:39Not me
25:39I tried
25:41Lucinda even tried
25:42But no
25:43I have no idea why Laurel finally budged
25:46Hey
25:47Um
25:48Does anybody have cash?
25:49Yeah
25:50I got you
25:50Yeah?
25:52Don't hug any unsuspecting randos while I'm gone
25:55None of them
25:56I'm your friend, not them
26:04When I was little
26:05I used to think that Conrad would appear out of thin air
26:08If I was thinking about him
26:10I didn't know if it was fate or a coincidence
26:13I just knew he was always there when I needed him
26:18There was this time we split up at the mall
26:21Because the boys wanted to go to the arcade
26:24Belly, come on
26:24Conrad was in charge of us kids
26:26I don't wanna go
26:27My mom said we have to stay together, come on
26:29Please, let me go by myself
26:31I begged him to let me go off on my own
26:33Fine, you can go, but meet us back here in one hour, okay?
26:41I went straight to the glassblower shop
26:44I do
26:46Strings tied to levers
26:50Slowed down clocks
26:52Tethered all this showmanship
26:56To keep it for you
27:00In sweetness
27:04Way to go, tiger
27:07Way to go, tiger
27:13Higher and higher
27:19Wilder
27:20Wilder
27:21Oh no
27:28Belly
27:30Where were you?
27:32I was looking forever
27:33I told you to meet me here like an hour ago
27:35I'm sorry, there was a unicorn
27:39Hey, it's okay
27:41I'm sorry
27:42It's okay
27:43So now we stick together, okay?
27:45Come here
27:47Come on
27:48Let's go
27:50He got me one of those unicorns for my birthday that year
27:53The big one
27:55Conrad was always looking out for me
27:58Maybe after all this time
28:00He still is
28:01Hey, why don't you have a beer or something?
28:03I can use it out
28:03Lots of brothers
28:04I mean, you're cool, but like
28:11You're awesome
28:14Bells!
28:14Hey!
28:15Hey!
28:16Oh!
28:17Mmm
28:20Mmm
28:21Mmm, is that tequila?
28:24Oops
28:26All right
28:27This is so cute
28:28We gotta go crush some beers
28:29It's precious time being wasted
28:30It's time to go
28:31Bye, Belly
28:32Bye
28:33Dude, you only get five or six of these
28:35Hey, Conrad, can I talk to you for a second?
28:38Come on, come on, come on
28:41Yeah, you're not listening
28:42I'm not listening
28:43Did you talk to my mom?
28:45Oh, you're gonna have to be more specific
28:47I talk to Laurel all the time
28:49Were you the one who convinced her to come to my bridal shower?
28:55I mean, this is Laurel we're talking about
28:57She changed her own mind
28:59Did you talk to her or not?
29:03Okay, fine, yeah
29:06Satisfied?
29:07Why?
29:10What do you think?
29:12Because it was important to you
29:17Because shit, Belly, I don't know
29:19It's your wedding day
29:20And you should have everything that you've ever pictured
29:27You don't have to if you don't want to
29:28I don't know
29:29Okay
29:31Everything okay?
29:32Yeah
29:34I'll see you there
29:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
29:41Oh, how's the bachelor party going?
29:43Are you guys just doing, like, Jaeger bombs?
29:45At every dive and cousins?
29:47Yeah, pretty much
29:49Okay, well, I'm gonna steal you
29:50Because we are gonna go to a tiki bar and dance our asses off
29:54Is what we're gonna do
29:55Yeah
29:55No, I'm sorry, you cannot just poach people from the groom's side
29:59Um, it's up to you
30:00Okay, we did a bunch of gummies
30:02We got a bunch of candy
30:04We're chillin'
30:06Ah, I'm down
30:07Yeah
30:08I'll see you later, Conklin
30:10Okay
30:11Seriously?
30:11You've got to try the gummies
30:13What?
30:14I'll take good care of her, I promise
30:16Yeah, yeah, yeah
30:18Are you good?
30:21You seem stressed
30:22Um, I'm just kind of in my head about all this wedding stuff
30:27Give me one of those gummies
30:28Okay
30:29Are you sure?
30:30Because you never want to get high with us
30:31Yeah
30:32I'm positive
30:34Yeah
30:36Jeremiah was a bullfrog
30:38He was a good friend of mine
30:42Brung up
30:43I never understood a single word he said
30:46But I have to drink his wine
30:49And he always has a mighty part of wine
30:56Dude, for real
30:58You've got to come to Bali with us over winter break
31:00The waves are going to be insane
31:02It sounds dope
31:03It sounds dope
31:03But I just got to run it through Belly first
31:06Why?
31:07Because
31:08Chucklenuts, we're getting married
31:09Hey-o!
31:11Hey-o!
31:12Hey-o!
31:13Oh my God
31:13Come on
31:14Come on
31:15Yeah
31:16Hey, I'm good
31:17Thanks, though
31:17Oh, no, no, no, no, no
31:19Dude, I bought this specifically for you
31:20What?
31:20No, Belly and I said we were taking it easy
31:22What?
31:23No, Belly was so drunk just now
31:24Yeah, no, you have no excuse, okay?
31:26She can't be mad at you
31:27Right, Conrad?
31:28Sure
31:28Yeah
31:29All right, fuck it
31:30Come on, Ian
31:31Let's go
31:32Cheers, cheers, cheers
31:37Ugh
31:38Con!
31:39My brother
31:39My co-best man
31:41I'm so fucking happy you're here
31:43Thank you, me too, man
31:44No, for real
31:45I appreciate you taking care of me
31:47Yeah, you've been taking care of me my whole life
31:49You're my brother
31:50No, no, let me finish
31:53You don't have to worry, Con
31:56Belly and I
31:57We're gonna take care of each other now
31:59We're getting married
32:01She's my family
32:04You get that, right?
32:07Yeah
32:08Of course
32:10I'm happy for you
32:11I'm happy for you both
32:16Come on, bring it in
32:19Come on, bring it in
32:22It's so confusing sometimes you'd be a girl
32:25Girl, girl, girl
32:28Girl, girl
32:29It's so confusing sometimes you'd be a girl
32:31Yes, yes
32:32Yes, that's the spirit
32:33That's what I want to see
32:34This, this good?
32:36Okay
32:36It's so confusing sometimes you need a girl
32:40Girl, girl, girl, girl
32:45How do you feel the same?
32:48I don't know what's happening
32:50It's nice of you to invite Denise
32:51Oh yeah, what can I say? I'm a nice person
32:54Uh-huh, and it keeps her away from Steven all night
32:56I see you
32:59I'm impressed
33:01What, by my dance moves?
33:04No, that you just, you came out with us
33:06You ditched the guys
33:07Oh, oh, you thought I was like a guys girl, didn't you?
33:11Basically
33:11No, no, no, I'm really not
33:14But I constantly find myself surrounded by idiot guys, so
33:17Yeah
33:18Excluding Steven and Jeremiah
33:20No, no, no, they're also idiots
33:21Yeah
33:22Trust me, I know
33:23I know
33:23I dated one of them
33:26Right
33:27You know, I've been really curious about you
33:29Me?
33:30Oh, yeah
33:31I mean, like, who is this girl
33:33Who can tie Steven Conklin up into little knots?
33:39I don't, I don't tie him up into knots
33:41No, no, no, hey, own it, okay?
33:43It is a power, alright?
33:45You are a powerful queen
33:47Do you like Steven?
33:49No, no, no, no, no
33:50No, absolutely not
33:51It's okay, like, you can tell me
33:53No, I, I, we're too similar
33:56You know, I, we would drive each other crazy
34:00I, plus he would never see me like that
34:02You know, I'm, I'm not, I'm not like you
34:07You are, you're, you're the exact kind of girl that I always thought he'd end up with
34:15Really?
34:17Yeah
34:17Yeah
34:18He likes you
34:19How do you know that?
34:20Because I know Steven, and you like him, right?
34:24I, maybe, I should call him
34:27Are you sure?
34:29Yeah
34:31Yeah, I, I just want him to be happy
34:33Okay
34:35Okay
34:35Okay
34:35Oh, you're gonna call him right now?
34:37Okay
34:41What's the move next?
34:42Papa needs some variety
34:43Papa?
34:45I'm actually, I'm actually gonna go hang out with Denise
34:47Just for a bit
34:48No
34:49No, dude, it's a boys night
34:51Stop
34:51You can't leave, you're my co-best man
34:53We'll be right back, okay?
34:55You won't even notice our luck, alright?
34:57We're gonna notice, there's gonna be one last person here
34:59It's gonna be very obvious
35:01Are you good to, you know, look happy to you guys for a little bit?
35:03Oh yeah, oh yeah, go find Denise, you're good
35:05Thank you, thank you
35:06Oh, sweet
35:07Yeah
35:07Thanks man
35:10Oh, I love this song!
35:14Oh, Con, I'm sorry, I'm sorry dude
35:16Um, I'm gonna clean up, drink some water, Jared
35:24I don't wanna tip-toe, but I don't wanna hide
35:28But I don't wanna feed these monsters, fire
35:32I just wanna let this story die
35:37And I'll be alright
35:40We can't be friends
35:42But I'd like to just pretend
35:46You cling to your papers and pens
35:51Wait until you like me again
35:54Wait for your love
35:57My love
35:59I'll wait for your love
36:04We can't be friends
36:07But I'd like to just pretend
36:11But I'd like to just pretend
36:14V? You okay?
36:17I just
36:18I just...
36:19I need some air
36:21Okay.
36:27Belly, what's wrong?
36:29He got me.
36:30He got me the big unicorn.
36:32And he got me my mom, Taylor.
36:34I should.
36:35I should not have given you that gunning.
36:37It's just a new...
36:39It's just the wedding.
36:41It's all happening so fast.
36:43And I think I, I think I just need time to think.
36:46Babe, babe, this is Jeremiah we're talking about.
36:48You've known him your entire life.
36:50This is your dream wedding.
36:52No, it's not my dream wedding.
36:54I never, I never even had a dream wedding.
36:56I never, it wasn't like this.
36:58Now with the dresses and the flowers.
37:00And I just, I never, I never pictured any of it.
37:02I, I, I, I only ever pictured Conrad.
37:08Fuck.
37:11Everything, everything was fine until Christmas.
37:13Wait, wait, wait.
37:14What happened at Christmas?
37:16We were here together in Cousins.
37:18I thought you hadn't seen him in forever.
37:20I lied.
37:21Okay.
37:23Um, shit.
37:25Did, so did something happen?
37:26Did you?
37:27No, no.
37:28Nothing happened.
37:28We were just in the summer house at the same time.
37:32By chance for like a day.
37:35So why did you lie?
37:39You're not okay.
37:41It's okay.
37:42It's okay.
37:43It's okay.
37:44You're okay.
37:45You're okay.
37:46You're okay.
37:46You have to tell Jay.
37:48Wait, wait, wait, wait.
37:49And say, and say why.
37:50If there's nothing to actually say, you didn't do anything, right?
37:56No.
38:00Yeah.
38:00Yeah.
38:02You're right.
38:03I don't know what I'm thinking.
38:06I think I'm just really high, and I just need to drink some water.
38:09Yeah.
38:10No, we all, we all need to hydrate.
38:13Honestly, let's just, let's go back to the house.
38:15Okay.
38:15Come on.
38:16Yeah.
38:19All right.
38:20To our Jer Bears final night of freedom.
38:24Yeah, all right.
38:24Yeah, you are never going to touch another person besides Belly ever again.
38:29How's that feel?
38:30Feels fucking fantastic.
38:32Yeah.
38:32Let's take these bad boys.
38:32Come on.
38:33Oh, shit.
38:35How could you have only slept with one person for all the cops?
38:37Whoa.
38:38Jer, you didn't tell your boys about you and the iconic Lacey Barone?
38:43Jer and her hooked up in Cabo during spring break.
38:47No way.
38:48Yeah.
38:48You were away from Belly for like, what?
38:50Two seconds, and you're already hooking up with the hottest chicken bench?
38:54You locked us out of the room.
38:55I remember now.
38:56You locked us out, and we were banging on the door, and they couldn't hear us.
38:59They were so into it.
39:00All I heard was, Jeremiah!
39:03Jeremiah!
39:04Jeremiah!
39:05Okay, shut the fuck up.
39:07You had to sleep on the floor in the hallway.
39:09It actually, it sucked.
39:11My neck still hurts.
39:12Oh, whoa, whoa.
39:13You all right?
39:13Oh, whoa, Jer.
39:14You all right?
39:16Yeah.
39:16Hey, maybe someone should check on me.
39:18Oh, yeah.
39:19That's Spartan City right there, boys.
39:22Jer!
39:25Look, there.
39:28Not a picture.
39:30Oh my God.
39:31Here.
39:33Oh, yeah.
39:39Billy!
39:40I'm gonna marry you, girl.
39:42Wherever you want.
39:44Oh, yeah, oh.
39:44You're shitfaced.
39:46You're shit-faced.
39:47Where's everybody else?
39:49Ah, Stephen and the D-Sar sitting in a tree.
39:52K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
39:55Let's go, little buddy.
39:56Um, hello, Belly's on the beach right now waiting for him.
39:59Um, hi, he's about to projectile vomit for the third time.
40:03Come on.
40:03Bye.
40:05And I'm not cleaning it up if he doesn't make it to the bathroom.
40:07Mother, did you get checked in okay?
40:10Yes, Tati-Tati, the room is so cute.
40:12I just wanted to see what's going on with you and Stephen.
40:15Are you two back together yet?
40:17No.
40:19Well, why not?
40:20Is that girl there?
40:23Yes.
40:24She's actually, like...
40:27She's really nice, Mom.
40:29She's the kind of girl that, like, I always thought that he would...
40:32ditch me for.
40:33They're like a power couple.
40:35What the hell are you talking about?
40:38Are you giving up?
40:39You're not listening to me.
40:41No, I am listening.
40:42I just don't like what I'm hearing.
40:44Look, Stephen's yours.
40:46Okay?
40:47Don't let your pride get in the way of your happiness.
40:49Stop.
40:49Stephen's not...
40:50He's not mine.
40:51And I'm not going to just, like, hold on to him if he doesn't want to be with me.
40:54I'm not like you.
40:56Well, what do you mean you're not like me?
41:00How am I?
41:01I just feel, like, needy and cling on to people.
41:04And I'm...
41:04I don't...
41:05I'm sorry.
41:05It's pathetic.
41:06I don't want to be like that.
41:11Mom.
41:11Mom, I'm sorry.
41:12I didn't...
41:13I did not...
41:13I did not mean...
41:15I did not mean that.
41:16I...
41:16No, you clearly did.
41:18I really didn't mean that.
41:19No, I didn't.
41:19No, I didn't.
41:20I'm just, like...
41:21It's fine.
41:21I'm just hurt.
41:23I'm...
41:23I'll talk to you tomorrow.
41:36Jer!
41:37Belly?
41:40Conrad!
41:45Jer's supposed to meet me here.
41:47Oh, he's...
41:49not here.
41:52Are you okay?
41:55Yeah.
41:56No, it's...
41:58It's nothing.
42:00You shouldn't be up there.
42:02Isn't it, like, illegal or something?
42:04I don't think anyone's gonna bust me right now.
42:10Come up.
42:11Come sit with me for a second.
42:13No, I...
42:14I should head back.
42:15Come on, just...
42:17for a minute.
42:26Thanks.
42:35Are Jer and the other guys back at the house?
42:38They're in a gutter somewhere, yeah.
42:42Her fiancé was pretty wasted tonight.
42:46Good old Jeremiah can't handle his liquor still.
42:50It was his bachelor party.
42:52Relax.
43:01I'm gonna go back to the house.
43:04Belly, I have to tell you something.
43:11What?
43:20Jer cheated on you when he was in Cabo.
43:27I already knew about that.
43:30You know?
43:32Yeah, I know.
43:33And you're still marrying him now?
43:35That was a few months ago, Belly.
43:38What the fuck?
43:39He made a mistake, and he hates himself for it.
43:43And I forgave him, and we're good, and everything is fine now.
43:46Fine?
43:47Are you kidding me?
43:48I mean, knowing is one thing, but you're defending him.
43:51Why?
43:51Well, it's not really your business, so...
43:53It is my business, because that piece of shit is my brother, and you're...
43:57You're not the kind of person that would take that from a guy.
43:59I put up with a lot worse from you.
44:01I never so much as looked at another girl when we were together.
44:03You know what?
44:04I really don't want to have this conversation with you right now.
44:07Belly, I'm sorry.
44:10It's none of my business.
44:11It's just...
44:14It's just, why do you have to get married?
44:16Why can't you just move in together?
44:19Belly, your wedding's at a fucking country club.
44:20Who are you?
44:21Who are you to even ask me that question?
44:24You don't even know me anymore.
44:27Just leave me alone, Conrad, and if you keep following me, I will scream.
44:33I swear I'll scream.
44:36Belly.
44:37I'm sorry.
44:41It's not about any of that, Belly.
44:42It's...
44:43Fuck, I still love you.
44:51I don't think I'll ever get you out of my system.
44:57You will always be there, here.
45:03You're only saying this because I'm marrying Jeremiah.
45:05That's why...
45:06That's why you're saying this all of a sudden.
45:07No, no, it's not all of a sudden, Belly.
45:12Don't you realize that?
45:13It's always.
45:16Well, it's too late.
45:19And the fact that you're saying this now is fucked.
45:21I know, I know, I know.
45:23I just, please...
45:26Hear me out.
45:28Let me talk for a minute.
45:35I fucked up four years ago.
45:41Remember that night in the motel?
45:43When I told you that I still wanted you?
45:48I couldn't sleep that night.
45:52I loved you.
45:53I know, I did.
45:56But I knew that if I kept you with me,
46:00I would hurt you.
46:01And so...
46:04I couldn't have that.
46:05I knew it.
46:08And I saw you and Jer,
46:09and I...
46:12saw how happy you guys made each other.
46:14And so...
46:17I tried to let you go.
46:21But then this summer,
46:24being around you again
46:27and...
46:27and talking the way that we used to
46:30and you looking at me
46:32the way that you used to.
46:38I just, I see you again
46:39and all my plans go to shit.
46:44I love Jeremiah.
46:48He's my brother.
46:49He is my family.
46:53And I hate myself
46:54for doing this,
46:56but...
46:59when I see the two guys together,
47:00I fucking hate him.
47:04Ellie.
47:07Don't say it.
47:11Don't be with him.
47:14Don't marry him.
47:18Be with me.
47:24You will never be what Jer is to me.
47:29He's my best friend.
47:31And he loves me no matter what.
47:34And he doesn't take it away
47:35when things get hard.
47:39Nobody
47:40has ever treated me
47:41the way that he does.
47:42Nobody.
47:43Least of all you.
47:45You and I...
47:48You and I were never anything.
48:05Don't you know I'm no good for you?
48:11I've learned to lose you,
48:15you can't afford to.
48:20To all the shit to stop you bleeding.
48:28But nothing ever stops you leaving.
48:35I'm quiet when I'm coming home
48:38and I love you all in my own.
48:45Well, I could lie and say I like it like that,
48:48I like it like that.
48:50Well, I could lie and say I like it like that,
48:57I like it like that.
49:00I'm glad you texted.
49:02Yeah, yeah, me too.
49:04Actually, your girl Taylor's the one
49:05who told me to do it.
49:06She did?
49:07Yeah.
49:09That's just not sound like her.
49:11Yeah, yeah, she said she just wants you
49:12to be happy, so...
49:16Would you...
49:18maybe like to come to my...
49:20my room?
49:26Yeah.
49:30Steven?
49:32Honey, is that you?
49:36Oh, God.
49:38Who is that?
49:39Uh, it's Taylor's mom.
49:41Oh.
49:42Oh.
49:43Stupid, are you?
49:44Get out of the car.
49:46I should...
49:46I should help her.
49:47I'm so sorry.
49:48No.
49:48Um, I'll see you tomorrow.
49:50Yeah, of course.
49:51Yeah, yeah.
49:53You're...
49:53You're a good guy, Conklin.
49:55Okay.
49:56I'll see you tomorrow.
49:57Yeah.
50:01Oh, don't spill your drink, Lucinda.
50:04Hey, Lucinda.
50:06Are you all right?
50:07Hey, hey, I'm sorry.
50:09I'm so sorry you were in the middle of something.
50:11I...
50:11No, it's okay.
50:12It's okay.
50:12Is that the girl Taylor is telling me?
50:17Uh, uh, yeah.
50:18Yeah.
50:20I bet she's a lot nicer than Taylor.
50:22That bitch.
50:24Um, let's...
50:26Let's get you back to your room.
50:27Okay?
50:29I just want the best for her.
50:31You know, I want her to have everything.
50:36She's my one good thing.
50:40I know.
50:42Oh, I know.
50:44Come on.
50:45I got you.
50:46I got you.
50:50You really are so...
50:56No, I know.
51:27Belly, can I sleep with you tonight?
51:29Mm-hmm.
51:38Jared's drunk ass never made it out, huh?
51:42Mm-mm.
51:47You were out there for a long time.
51:55Wait, because Conrad never came home with the guys.
52:00Were you with him?
52:04I'm fine. It's fine.
52:07Can we just sleep?
52:11Yeah, of course. Whatever you want.
52:25Who's gonna stop us from waltzing back into rekindled flames?
52:31If we know the steps anyway.
52:36We embroidered the memories of the time I was away.
52:42Stitching, we were just kids, babe.
52:45I said, I don't mind. It takes time.
52:51I thought I was better safe than starry-eyed.
52:55I felt a glow like this.
53:00Never before and ever since.
53:05If you know it in one glimpse, it's legendary.
53:10You and I go from one kiss to getting married.
53:14Still alive, killing time at the cemetery.
53:20Never quite married.
53:22In your suit and tie.
53:25In the nick of time.
53:27You low down boy.
53:30You stand out guy.
53:33Holy ghost.
53:35You told me I'm the love of your life.
53:41You said I'm the love of your life.
53:49You should talk to me under the table, talking rings and talking cradles.
53:54I wish I could unrecall how we almost had it all.
53:59Dancing phantoms on the terrace.
54:02Are they secondhand embarrassed that I can't get out of bed?
54:06Cause something counterfeits dead.
54:11It was legendary.
54:16It was momentary.
54:20It was unnecessary.
54:23Should I let it stay buried?
54:26Oh, what a valiant roar.
54:29What a bland goodbye.
54:31The coward claimed he was a lion.
54:35I'm combing through the braids of lies.
54:41I'll never leave.
54:44Never mind.
54:46Our field of dreams engulfed in fire.
54:51Your arsons match your somber eyes.
54:56And I'll still see it until I die.
55:00You're the loss of my life.
55:30Alrighty.
55:33All right.
55:33It's a тебе nut лишь.
55:44Time to do a brilliant idea.
55:44I'm this little fool.
55:44OATSdowns the taking place up.
55:45See you back.
55:45I thought the lights and things move...
55:45It looks good.
55:53It's almost 24.
55:54You can drive out the matériel.
55:54I think it's a high matter.
55:57It's a good idea.
56:00I don't know.
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