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00:00:10Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:00:30Oh, please. Don't be such a child. Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See? The all-powerful magic heirloom. Still safe and sound.
00:00:50Well, you should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:57And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah. Less than evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know. Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:27And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Mom, no. Please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood?
00:01:41You are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please.
00:01:45Understand?
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:52Remember.
00:02:00Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:03This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights, fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm going to have some fun.
00:02:27Thank you.
00:02:29That will be $25.
00:02:31I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:56There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I mean, in Vegas, like I said, I would be old, man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:12Remember your mission.
00:03:14Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her.
00:03:17And then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our debts.
00:03:21You mean your debts.
00:03:22Quiet.
00:03:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:29Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl, like I told you, I am going to sell your little
00:03:35sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:39Dad, see what he's just a kid.
00:03:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:44Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:47Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:51Good.
00:03:52And you, keep practicing.
00:03:55You sound god-awful.
00:03:57Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:13It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:17Who remembers shipping it as dumb teens anyways?
00:04:20No way.
00:04:21Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it in one sitting at like 2 a.m.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:27It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:30But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The Wand of Light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I am Lili, by the way.
00:05:04Lili Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:12Damn, he's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:42Okay, Svenson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:59Eric, motherfucking Svenson.
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me, and you think you can sit there and act like
00:06:06nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:11I know exactly who you are.
00:06:27You know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:35Thank you.
00:06:43You nervous?
00:06:45Not at all.
00:06:47You can always fold, you know.
00:06:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:53Not a chance.
00:06:55I'm here to win.
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02I am very focused.
00:07:06Hmm.
00:07:07Are you guys done making good eyes at each other, or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:13I call.
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:18But don't worry.
00:07:19I'll let you go another round.
00:07:22Once I beat you.
00:07:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:32Eric?
00:07:50I have wanted to do that, since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:56Do you want me to stop?
00:08:13Let him watch.
00:08:16Give him a shower.
00:08:28Wait, please don't stop.
00:08:31Use your words.
00:08:33Tell me what you want.
00:08:35I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:37Please.
00:08:38That's a good girl.
00:08:45Eric.
00:08:47Oh.
00:08:49Eric.
00:08:49Wait.
00:08:50Wait, I think I'm gonna...
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59That was from him.
00:09:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:11Beginner Lux.
00:09:12Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:14No can do.
00:09:16I have a date with a...
00:09:18Very pretty lady.
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:09:31It is Vegas.
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:46You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:53Hmm.
00:09:54It's very distracting.
00:09:57Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you to send me that little vision during our game.
00:10:02I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:14Eric, there are people.
00:10:15And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:21I should stop.
00:10:22This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:25You know, you were right before.
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:28And who out there is exactly as they present?
00:10:32But I am...
00:10:34Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:36For once in my life, I...
00:10:39I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:42Just live in the moment.
00:10:44And I think you...
00:10:47can help me do that.
00:10:55You remove the camouflage.
00:10:57I want you to see you...
00:10:59the real you.
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:04I already know who you are.
00:11:07The real you...
00:11:08wants to let go.
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:11:18He really wants me.
00:11:20The real me.
00:11:21Fuck.
00:11:23You are gorgeous.
00:11:27I want you, Eric.
00:11:30I need you.
00:11:35Spread your legs for me.
00:11:41Keep your eyes open.
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come...
00:11:48all over my fingers.
00:11:53Keep your eyes open.
00:12:00I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:12:02They can't if you stay quiet.
00:12:04Keep your eyes open.
00:12:06Or I'll stop.
00:12:10That's a good girl.
00:12:12I'm down in my head.
00:12:19Oh my god.
00:12:20They hurt me.
00:12:21I can't.
00:12:22Just relax.
00:12:25I can't, Eric.
00:12:28It's okay.
00:12:29Don't think.
00:12:31Just tell.
00:12:33Tell me anything.
00:12:35So good.
00:12:37But I need more, Eric.
00:12:42You feel so good.
00:12:44I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:48So I'm going to make you come.
00:12:51I'll beat you there.
00:12:53I'm going to go down.
00:12:55I want you to scream my name when I come.
00:12:58Five.
00:12:59Four.
00:13:01Three.
00:13:03Two.
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand in front of other people.
00:13:33I think this is your floor.
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at eight o'clock.
00:13:45If you decide that you want more.
00:13:47See you there.
00:13:58How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:06So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:13Me?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:17The boring one, if you will.
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:14:22All the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:25I don't believe you.
00:14:26I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:14:29Oh, come on.
00:14:32Come on.
00:14:34It's Vegas.
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:37Just for tonight.
00:14:40So, any bad ideas?
00:14:47Just one.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:12No games.
00:15:13Just fuck me already.
00:15:15I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:16Consider me wooed.
00:15:18Maybe we could take it slow.
00:15:19Oh, your lips say one thing.
00:15:21But your body says something else.
00:15:35Wait.
00:15:37Shit.
00:15:39I almost lost my cool.
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:44Oh my god.
00:15:45I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:47That was so embarrassing.
00:15:48This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:50That was way too much.
00:15:51Hey.
00:15:52You're never too much.
00:15:54You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:55Okay, if my family saw me do any of that,
00:15:58they would freak out.
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:01Tonight's about you.
00:16:02Remember?
00:16:03Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:06Do something that you want to do.
00:16:08Something no one would expect.
00:16:10Maybe he's right.
00:16:12I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:18For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:22She spotted the chapel.
00:16:25just like I planned.
00:16:29So are you, uh,
00:16:31you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary.
00:16:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:39So?
00:16:40Are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:44Ah!
00:16:45Come on!
00:16:49Let's go.
00:16:55You nervous?
00:16:58Just,
00:16:59never been married before.
00:17:06Um,
00:17:08it's my sister.
00:17:08I need to take this.
00:17:09Oh, yeah.
00:17:10Take your time.
00:17:11Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:17:14Hey, mama.
00:17:14Let's get some flowers for you.
00:17:15Come on.
00:17:15Let's do it.
00:17:17You need to come home.
00:17:18Now.
00:17:19I can't.
00:17:20Secret.
00:17:21Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:17:22He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:26He looks at me weird.
00:17:27It really freaks me out.
00:17:28You were my big brother, E.
00:17:30I need you.
00:17:31Here.
00:17:32Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:33But I promise,
00:17:34when I come home,
00:17:35I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:37Okay?
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:43Is everything okay?
00:17:44Okay?
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:51You, uh,
00:17:52you sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary.
00:17:56Come on,
00:17:57we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:18Right.
00:18:18Only temporary.
00:18:20Unless you get hand-fasted under a full moon,
00:18:22then the hand-fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:26But she doesn't know that.
00:18:27And once she does,
00:18:29she'll hate me.
00:18:31Is your sister okay?
00:18:33Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong.
00:18:37We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:40What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43All right,
00:18:43you ready to rock and roll,
00:18:44you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:47Let's get this show started.
00:18:49Woo!
00:18:49Woo!
00:18:50Woo!
00:18:51Woo!
00:18:51Woo!
00:18:52Woo!
00:18:53Woo!
00:18:53Woo!
00:18:54Woo!
00:19:01Woo!
00:19:02Woo!
00:19:02Woo!
00:19:03Woo!
00:19:04Woo!
00:19:04Woo!
00:19:05Woo!
00:19:05Woo!
00:19:06Woo!
00:19:06Woo!
00:19:06Woo!
00:19:09Woo!
00:19:10Woo!
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00:21:55C'est du pire !
00:21:56Tu n'as pas voulu me, tu as voulu juste le pire de la pire, tu ?
00:22:01Je ne savais pas que la pire de la pire de la pire de la pire !
00:22:03Tu as dit que je me suis à Sherwood de l'époque !
00:22:06Tu savais que je suis à Sherwood de la première fois !
00:22:07C'est pourquoi tu me suis dit que tu me suis dit que c'est vrai !
00:22:09Ok, je me suis dit, mais c'était avant que je...
00:22:11Pourquoi ? Avant que tu me souviens ?
00:22:14Avant que tu me souviens et que tu me souviens ?
00:22:15Avant que tu me souviens et que je me souviens et que je me souviens ?
00:22:16Je ne suis pas à faire de la famille, je suis en train de sauver !
00:22:20Je sais tout ce que tu es, Spensens !
00:22:22All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want !
00:22:27I should've caught it at the poker table, but...
00:22:30Your little tricks won't work on me this time !
00:22:32The hand fast mark...
00:22:34It'll fade !
00:22:35Just like you, just like whatever this was !
00:22:38The hand fast wasn't a trick !
00:22:39Not that part !
00:22:41Not with you !
00:22:42It doesn't matter, Eric !
00:22:45You will never, ever get the wand !
00:22:49Lily, what ?
00:22:51When this fades, Eric !
00:22:53I will never have to see you again !
00:22:57I will never have to see you again !
00:23:04When this fades, Eric !
00:23:07I will never have to see you again !
00:23:08So...
00:23:09That didn't happen !
00:23:12My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later !
00:23:17Then a month went by...
00:23:19Then...
00:23:21Well...
00:23:25See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic !
00:23:28It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon !
00:23:30Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe !
00:23:37Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable !
00:23:44Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell !
00:23:52I tried calling !
00:23:54Texting !
00:23:55Sending flying monkeys !
00:23:57Nothing !
00:23:58Not a single word !
00:24:00From my beloved husband !
00:24:02For half a year !
00:24:12Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow !
00:24:15The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger...
00:24:20Was bad enough !
00:24:22No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand too !
00:24:25I just need one night...
00:24:28To sleep without...
00:24:31Thinking about him !
00:24:54I'm not sick !
00:24:55Who are you ?
00:24:55What do you want with the wand of light ?
00:24:59Nothing ...
00:24:59I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand !
00:25:00I'm just here to collect my payday for my client once I bring him that wand !
00:25:05Petey, quelqu'un sent vous !
00:25:07Qui ?
00:25:08C'est vrai que je ne peux pas perdre cliente confidentialité.
00:25:10Sorry, chérie.
00:25:13Je suis afraid que vous choisissez la vraie witch à foutre avec.
00:25:29Vous êtes en train de battre, witch.
00:25:32Vous êtes en tête.
00:25:34Je voudrais qu'elle d'arriver.
00:25:36Je voudrais qu'elle d'arriver.
00:25:39Suites-vous.
00:25:44Suites-vous.
00:25:53What the fuck ?
00:26:08Un passage.
00:26:09Un passage.
00:26:09Qu'est-ce que j'ai perdu la vraie ?
00:26:11Elle a la vraie !
00:26:12Je prends la vraie.
00:26:20Tu es la vraie.
00:26:22Je prends la vraie.
00:26:34Hello, wife.
00:26:35Miss me?
00:26:39What are you doing here?
00:26:41Oh, well, you know, I thought I'd spice up our marriage,
00:26:44do a little role-playing,
00:26:44but it looks like you were more into bondage.
00:26:47I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:48Shut up!
00:26:52Look, you should be thanking me.
00:26:54I did just save your house.
00:26:55Thanking you?
00:26:56You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:26:59How did you even find me?
00:27:02Wait a minute.
00:27:04You were trying to steal the wand, too, weren't you?
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:09Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:27:13Okay, first, you tricked me into marrying you,
00:27:15then you ghost me for six months,
00:27:17and now you come in here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar
00:27:21and try to take my wand!
00:27:23Look, I was just gonna borrow it.
00:27:25Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good-spentings schemes?
00:27:28I-I just-I need it, okay?
00:27:31It's-it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:35Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage.
00:27:38Not yet.
00:27:39But he knows about the wand.
00:27:40If he gets a hold of it,
00:27:41he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:43Whoever controls the wand
00:27:44has the power to take over the world.
00:27:46Or worse.
00:27:47No!
00:27:48Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:50I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:52It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:27:54She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever.
00:27:58And that's your fault!
00:27:59I can get it back.
00:28:02Look, I know I don't deserve it.
00:28:03But just give me one more chance.
00:28:06I can get the wand back,
00:28:08take care of what I need to take care of,
00:28:09and then I'll do the divorce spell.
00:28:12Please, Lily, just give me one more chance.
00:28:14Please.
00:28:15I can't trust him.
00:28:17I shouldn't.
00:28:19But my gut tells me
00:28:21this time
00:28:22it might be different.
00:28:29No.
00:28:31No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:34It is my job as a Sherwood heir
00:28:36to set things right
00:28:37so I don't let the wand fall into the wrong hands.
00:28:41And you really think after Vegas
00:28:42I would let you go alone
00:28:43to find the most powerful magical object
00:28:46in the entire world?
00:28:48Fair.
00:28:49Whatever you want, Lily.
00:28:52God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:54All right, I'll call you wife.
00:28:57And you can call me whatever you want.
00:29:00Eric, husband, daddy...
00:29:02Shut up!
00:29:03Don't call me wife either.
00:29:05After we get this wand,
00:29:06we will do the divorce spell.
00:29:07Got it?
00:29:08You're breaking my heart.
00:29:09I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:12Yeah.
00:29:13You're not gonna sweet-talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:16We'll see.
00:29:22Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell,
00:29:24so we have to track its trail.
00:29:27That's a ten-mile radius.
00:29:29We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:31Well, with the tracking spell,
00:29:32I get a location, okay?
00:29:34It doesn't last long, though.
00:29:36We'll have like three or four days.
00:29:38Well, lucky for you.
00:29:39I already packed your bags.
00:29:42Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:48Aja, this, we're done.
00:29:49You got it?
00:29:50Don't go back on your words, Vincent.
00:29:52We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:54Cross my heart.
00:29:56Hope to die.
00:30:14You imagined a car here?
00:30:17This isn't just any car.
00:30:25This is Bessie.
00:30:26You really expect us to track down
00:30:29the most powerful, magical object in the world?
00:30:32In a car without a roof?
00:30:34I mean, if you're not comfortable,
00:30:40I could go by myself.
00:30:42If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:46I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:49I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:52Then your chariot awaits.
00:30:55Wife.
00:31:15We've been driving all day,
00:31:17and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:30You're Svensson.
00:31:32You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:33Wait, why are we turning?
00:31:35We don't have any time.
00:31:36We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:39That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:42Plus, it's getting dark.
00:31:43We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:44Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:45Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:47Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:31:51What is with guys and cars?
00:31:53Jesus.
00:31:53No.
00:31:53I mean, literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:57My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:32:00Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:32:03The Svensson's like to hoard their treasures.
00:32:06Your family has issues.
00:32:08Finally.
00:32:09Something we can agree on.
00:32:11Was this your plan all along?
00:32:13Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil,
00:32:15so I get all ooey-gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:32:18Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:21Yeah.
00:32:22Okay.
00:32:35You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off
00:32:38more than you already have,
00:32:40then you do not even want to imagine
00:32:41the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:48I promise, no funny business.
00:32:52Peek your promise.
00:33:12Good night to you, too.
00:33:28In Vegas,
00:33:30you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:38She didn't ask her to be a Svensson.
00:33:41She's different than us.
00:33:43Better.
00:33:45Not like you?
00:33:46No.
00:33:49Not like me.
00:33:50But you already know that.
00:33:52I don't know.
00:33:53What's this is?
00:33:55What do you say?
00:33:59How about I?
00:34:14Well, have you ever heard that?
00:34:21Ready?
00:34:21Can you talk about your mom?
00:42:35Tu es safe.
00:42:37Je pensais qu'elle m'étonnait, Eric.
00:42:41Je ne vais pas laisser ça faire.
00:42:43Pas pendant que je suis respirée.
00:42:57Je t'aime toujours.
00:43:01Si tu m'haites, tu n'aurais pas voulu me toucher comme ça.
00:43:06Ce n'est pas changé de chose.
00:43:08C'est juste un éche.
00:43:10Une fois qu'on a la wand,
00:43:12et qu'on a la divorce,
00:43:14et qu'on a l'écouté.
00:43:18Et qu'on a l'écouté qui existait.
00:43:19C'est ce que tu veux, Lily?
00:43:23Tu veux qu'on a l'écouté ce que j'ai fait vous sentir?
00:43:26Tu veux qu'on a l'écouté
00:43:27que je suis la seule personne dans le monde
00:43:30qui peut faire vous sentir ce que j'ai fait.
00:43:35Eric.
00:43:39Wait, wait, wait.
00:43:40Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:47We can't do this.
00:43:50This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:56Let's get the wand.
00:43:57That's it.
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:03We do the divorce spell.
00:44:05And we never see each other again.
00:44:36We have a job to do.
00:44:39Smells like fresh baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:48I should have known.
00:44:51It's a satyr's inn.
00:44:53That spell.
00:44:55Noman and habitus smell.
00:44:57It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:45:01You mean orgies.
00:45:05Satyr's are the horniest bastards in the lone world.
00:45:08It lowers any fear, doubt, shame.
00:45:13Grants of your deepest desires.
00:45:16Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:28Here, I don't.
00:45:31I'm trying not to.
00:45:41Here, I don't.
00:45:44I'm trying not to.
00:45:50The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:54It lets go of the lies.
00:45:57It tells us what we really want.
00:45:59What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:02It matters in here.
00:46:05Tell me what you really want.
00:46:07You can say goodbye.
00:46:09And go our separate ways.
00:46:11Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:14You want me.
00:46:18Tell me to stay.
00:46:22Stay here.
00:46:23Please.
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:29Oh.
00:46:32It's not the spell.
00:46:34It's freedom.
00:46:37You can hear the outside world.
00:46:39It doesn't matter.
00:46:40Just you.
00:46:41And me.
00:46:44I shouldn't want this.
00:46:46I know.
00:46:49I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:53Or this.
00:46:55The other share with.
00:46:57To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:02You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:05To mind.
00:47:07You're the other ear.
00:47:09To the share with family.
00:47:12Who are you?
00:47:14I want you, Eric.
00:47:16I need you.
00:47:20Tell me who you are.
00:47:23When you leave.
00:47:25Close.
00:47:29But not quite.
00:47:32Tonight.
00:47:33Tell me who you are.
00:47:36Your wife.
00:47:41Your wife.
00:48:01This doesn't change anything.
00:48:03I know.
00:48:05We can have tonight.
00:48:06And then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:48:10Sure.
00:48:11I'll go back to being my bad self.
00:48:13And you can go back to pretending to be a good little witch.
00:48:16Excuse me.
00:48:18Don't deny.
00:48:19Lely shared with Svenson.
00:48:21I know what kind of dark.
00:48:23Naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:26I don't.
00:48:28It's okay to be bad.
00:48:31You don't have to pretend.
00:48:35I don't, huh?
00:48:39You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight.
00:48:56No, you're going to sit there like a good little witch.
00:49:06And I'm going to do whatever I want to you.
00:49:19I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:21Close your eyes.
00:49:25Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:49:31I am being properly motivated not to move.
00:49:38See how long it takes you to break.
00:49:41For you, I could stay here forever.
00:49:43Pretty to think so.
00:49:44So, why don't we test that little theory, huh?
00:49:48We're playing a dangerous game.
00:49:51Hmm.
00:49:52All you have to do is admit that I win.
00:49:57I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:59I'll even let you come wherever you want.
00:50:06You can come here.
00:50:10Or here.
00:50:12I'll even let you come in here.
00:50:17God.
00:50:19Come on.
00:50:21I know you wanna.
00:50:22Just admit I'm right.
00:50:27Fine.
00:50:29You win.
00:50:30Oh, what was that?
00:50:32You hurt me.
00:50:43So, what's my prize?
00:50:48I could torture you like you did me.
00:50:53But I want to be inside you.
00:50:55I want to feel you squeeze me tight.
00:50:58And take me to bed, husband.
00:51:04Call me that again.
00:51:07You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:10Yeah.
00:51:11Fuck me.
00:51:20Tell me a story.
00:51:24Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:51:27I've got a story about my pet goat, Gilmore, and how he got stuck on a magic carpet.
00:51:34Or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll using only red images.
00:52:07Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:11Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:14All fun and rainbows?
00:52:16Yeah, everybody loves your family.
00:52:18That's not true, Eric.
00:52:19There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared.
00:52:23My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades.
00:52:28And next year, I will be the head witch in charge.
00:52:32Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
00:52:34Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:35Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me.
00:52:41Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams because my whole life was planned for me from the very
00:52:48start before I was even born.
00:52:50I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
00:52:52I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
00:52:56I couldn't be tired.
00:52:58I couldn't be scared.
00:52:59I couldn't be angry.
00:53:00One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for.
00:53:05If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up.
00:53:08It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:53:13I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:53:16I'm glad you did.
00:53:19Your turn.
00:53:21Growing up with Svinson was a little different.
00:53:26The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments.
00:53:31I guess it's good.
00:53:33At least I was first in something.
00:53:36I didn't care about disappointing him.
00:53:38I just wanted to get away from him.
00:53:41I had it all planned out when I turned 16.
00:53:44I'd leave, change my name, and the Svinson bloodline would die with me.
00:53:48My mom died when Secret was born.
00:53:53My dad used her against me every day since.
00:54:03I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:54:04Eric, I shouldn't have asked.
00:54:09It's okay.
00:54:11The Svinsons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows.
00:54:14We are the shadows.
00:54:18All you do is shine.
00:54:30He always asks me what I want.
00:54:34What do you want, Eric?
00:54:39You'd hate me if I told you.
00:54:41I mean, more than you already do.
00:54:46I don't hate you.
00:54:49I never did.
00:55:03I don't give up.
00:55:41Eric
00:55:43Are you safe?
00:55:48Eric
00:55:49Are you safe?
00:55:50For now, all those weird old men lived last night
00:55:55And I hexed my door so no one could get in
00:55:58Don't let anyone in
00:55:59If dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just...
00:56:02I know
00:56:03I'll just do what he says
00:56:05I always do
00:56:07I'm so sick of this E
00:56:09What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:12I'm never gonna let that happen, alright?
00:56:16Look, I'm close to getting the Wand of Light
00:56:19The Wand of Light?
00:56:21Like, the one from the fairy tales?
00:56:24You can't tell that secret
00:56:26When I get the wand
00:56:28Be ready for my call
00:56:30I have a plan
00:56:31I barely know basic spells
00:56:35I don't know if...
00:56:36You can
00:56:36I know you can
00:56:39When the time is right, you'll be ready
00:56:47All handed
00:56:49All handed
00:57:07Filling up Bessie
00:57:08Meet me downstairs when you're ready
00:57:20Oh my god!
00:57:22Why do you and mom always do that?
00:57:24A bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:28I was just in the middle of thinking
00:57:29Yeah, and going by your aura
00:57:31I can guess about who
00:57:32Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow
00:57:36Aw, yeah
00:57:37Well, you and your little aura reading
00:57:38Can go jump in a lake
00:57:40Oh, aren't we feisty this morning?
00:57:43Your super hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing?
00:57:45Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:48I know all the best places tied a body, by the way
00:57:52I'm fine, Effie
00:57:54I know all about Eric Spenson
00:57:55I'm not stupid
00:57:57And when we get the wand back
00:57:59You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:01We will
00:58:03And when we do
00:58:05We'll do the divorce spell
00:58:06This mark will be gone
00:58:08I'll go home and
00:58:10Marry the best person who serves our family alliance
00:58:16It's not fair, you know
00:58:18I know I'm the last person who should be saying that
00:58:21Because it's not like I can change it
00:58:23But it's not
00:58:26It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:28There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want
00:58:31And be a good heir
00:58:35Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life
00:58:39That's fine
00:58:40It's what it means to be a Sherwood
00:58:43Just remember
00:58:44Repeating it doesn't make it true
00:58:48Alright
00:58:50Whatever you say, sis
00:58:51You know best
00:58:54I know
00:58:55Give everyone a hug from me
00:58:57Tell them I'll be back home soon
00:59:08Last night was the last time
00:59:10After today, we're done
00:59:13If I say that enough times
00:59:15Maybe I'll finally believe it
00:59:26I'll tell you about my plan with the wand
00:59:30My family's magic is dying
00:59:32My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years
00:59:35But he holds most of the power
00:59:37And me and Sieg would just get the scraps
00:59:39That's how he controls us
00:59:42If I could use the wand just once
00:59:45I can take his power away from my hands
00:59:47I can take his power away from the bread
00:59:48I'm not trying to ruin your family
00:59:49I'm trying to save mine
00:59:50It's the only way that we can be free
00:59:54That's what you meant by trying to save your family
00:59:58I was gonna tell you the night before
01:00:00I was gonna tell you the truth
01:00:02And then I was just gonna ask if I could use the wand
01:00:04Just once
01:00:06And then I would do whatever you want
01:00:08Get a divorce
01:00:10Leave you alone
01:00:11Forever
01:00:12Why didn't you tell me
01:00:15Why didn't you tell me that morning
01:00:17Maybe things could have been different
01:00:21I would have asked you to stay
01:00:23It's a nice idea
01:00:26But our families have been at war
01:00:27Since the beginning of time
01:00:30Maybe if we were different people
01:00:33We have different lives
01:00:35This would have worked
01:00:38Maybe we can work
01:00:40Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric
01:00:43A witch can hope
01:00:51What?
01:00:53Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:55Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:09Wait, I'm driving
01:01:11Pull over
01:01:30You have got to be kidding me
01:01:39End of the line, witches
01:01:41End of the line, witches
01:01:45End of the line, witches
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked
01:02:34You, you said the shadow thief?
01:02:37Of course I said her
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know
01:02:56But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul
01:03:01In exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better
01:03:18You said you needed her alive
01:03:20The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir
01:03:23I've reconsidered
01:03:24Once I have that wand
01:03:26I will be the most powerful witch alive
01:03:29Debts won't matter
01:03:31The stupid Sherwoods won't matter
01:03:34And as for the girl, well
01:03:35I don't need her breathing to use her power
01:03:38I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances
01:03:43Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son
01:03:47You're welcome
01:03:51Go to hell, old man
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:08Your soul will be delicious
01:04:17I can take dad's magic
01:04:19And him
01:04:20Finally be free
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:34You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me
01:04:55Hey, I've got you
01:04:57You didn't run
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be your pretty shitty husband
01:05:01If I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that easily
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no
01:05:11Stay with me
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh my...
01:05:15Eric!
01:05:16No, no, no, no, no
01:05:16Stay with me
01:05:17Oh my god
01:05:20I can't save you
01:05:21I don't have my powers
01:05:23I need you to run
01:05:26You could have saved yourself
01:05:28I've been saving myself
01:05:31My whole life
01:05:32I thought I'd try something new
01:05:35You idiot
01:05:37You stupid, stupid idiot
01:05:39Yeah
01:05:42But I'm your idiot
01:05:50You took a divorce spell
01:05:52I had a promise
01:05:54Now you're free
01:05:56I don't want to be free
01:06:02I don't want to be free
01:06:05I don't want to be with you
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe
01:06:09Safe from my father
01:06:12Safe from all of it
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas
01:06:20Were the best three days of my life
01:06:22All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:25What?
01:06:27I love you
01:06:28I love you, too
01:06:32I love you, I love you
01:06:35Eric
01:06:38No!
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires
01:07:10Please, please, please
01:07:20Eric
01:07:22Please
01:07:36You absolute moron
01:07:40You absolute moron
01:07:44Be gentle
01:07:45I was dead for like ten seconds
01:07:47You're alive
01:07:51That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole
01:07:55I thought I was doing something noble
01:07:58Something cool
01:07:59The Wand gave you your power back?
01:08:03My mom used to say that
01:08:04The Wand's user grants it its deepest desire
01:08:07I guess it knew what I really wanted
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:14You
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:08:20You know, I thought I heard something
01:08:24But I was bleeding out
01:08:29Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:35Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:39I love you, Eric's Vincent
01:08:43That's my girl
01:08:50Let's go
01:09:03You ready for one last stop?
01:09:07Yeah
01:09:26Ah
01:09:28There you are
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done
01:09:34Now, where is my wand?
01:09:37Wait
01:09:39You're supposed to be dead
01:09:41Wow
01:09:41You weren't kidding
01:09:42He really is evil
01:09:44I put a barrier
01:09:46Around this whole house
01:09:47It's impossible
01:09:48There's no way you should be able to be in here
01:09:50There's always a loophole
01:09:51Hold man
01:09:55Secret
01:09:56You ungrateful brat
01:09:58How dare you betray me like this?
01:10:00Really, Dad?
01:10:01Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:05You ungrateful little pests
01:10:14You're powerless now, old man
01:10:16Your magic's gone
01:10:17Forever
01:10:31Eric
01:10:32Otis
01:10:33Svensson
01:10:34Release me this instant
01:10:36That is an order
01:10:39You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:41His powers are gone
01:10:42It doesn't scare me anymore
01:10:46You ungrateful little brats
01:10:47Both of you
01:10:48You'll pay for this
01:10:49You will both pay for this
01:10:55Yeah, yeah
01:10:55Talk soon, pups
01:10:57We're gonna hit the road
01:10:58I said get back here
01:10:59I said get back here
01:11:02Get back here
01:11:03Please don't do this
01:11:04You little
01:11:22So
01:11:23Where to now?
01:11:24Should we go and drop off the wand of life?
01:11:28Yeah
01:11:29But there's something I want to do first
01:11:32That sounds ominous
01:11:35Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight
01:11:39Leona Sherwood
01:11:41Are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:11:45Yeah
01:11:47I think I am Eric Sponson
01:11:50Well, we better hurry
01:11:51If we're gonna take the wand of light home
01:11:53And make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love
01:11:57I wonder if they have the same Elvis
01:11:58I sure hope so
01:12:00But
01:12:01If we're gonna get hand fast married again
01:12:03No more secrets this time
01:12:06So
01:12:06Is there anything you want to come clean about now?
01:12:09Soon to be again husband?
01:12:13There is
01:12:13One thing
01:12:16You might want to buckle up
01:12:18We're about to go super speed
01:12:21Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time
01:12:24You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer
01:12:26Didn't you?
01:12:27You know me so well
01:12:29Soon to be again wife
01:12:33Leona Sherwood
01:12:34Will you marry me?
01:12:36And not because of some spell
01:12:38Or because it's your duty
01:12:41But because you want to
01:12:46Yes, I will
01:12:57Ready?
01:12:58Hell yeah
01:13:00He's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the
01:13:05one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the only one who's the one who's the one
01:13:05who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the
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