00:13My God, it's worse than I imagined.
00:18An entire horde of monsters.
00:22How much longer we gotta sit on our decks before you tell us what this is about?
00:26Your employer will be here shortly.
00:28He'll fill you in on the target.
00:31Target? As in just one?
00:34Hell of a lot of guns for one guy.
00:37Yeah, with odds like these, you might actually win a fight.
00:42Okay.
00:46And this is the species we're trying to save?
00:49I still say we just go in ourselves.
00:51We're a tactical strike force trained for precision demon removal.
00:55His mission? Requires blunt instruments.
00:59They certainly qualify.
01:02Let them fight over who's the baddest dude in the room.
01:05We know who it really is.
01:13Oh my God, is that...
01:17The vice-fucking-president.
01:19Since there's no need for introductions, I'll get right to it.
01:22This gentleman is your primary objective.
01:26An item of critical importance to our national security.
01:29However, seeing as this item officially does not exist, we need it retrieved off the books.
01:37We've tracked the amulet to this location.
01:41You'll find it around the neck of its current owner.
01:44A man the US government considers a top-level threat.
01:47He is extremely volatile and prodigiously gifted in combat.
01:53Engage him only with the full brunt of your firepower.
01:58Superman son of a bitch got a name.
02:01His name is Dante.
02:11That's the guy we're supposed to be worried about.
02:14What's he gonna do?
02:15Get air, die on us.
02:16Get air, die on us.
02:46What's he gonna do now?
02:47Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:50Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:52Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:55Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:57Hey ladies.
02:58Hey fellas.
03:00And the people that don't give up.
03:02All the lovers.
03:03All the haters.
03:04And all the people that call themselves players.
03:07Hot mamas.
03:08Pimp daddies.
03:09And the people rolling up in caddies.
03:12Hey rockers.
03:13Hip hoppers.
03:14And everybody, everybody, you're about to move it now
03:18Go back, hands up, hands down
03:20Back up, back up
03:21Tell me what you gonna do now
03:22Breathe in, now freeze out
03:24Hands up, back up
03:26Tell me what you gonna do now
03:27Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
03:29Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
03:32Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
03:47Laugh while you can
03:49You won't be much longer
03:51I met Dante once
03:53Worked with him on a protection job
03:55I've dealt with killers and roughnecks of every grade
03:59But this guy, he's something else
04:01The way he moved, the hits he took
04:05I'd be dead now if it wasn't for him
04:07And you'll be dead soon enough if you go after him
04:13Ain't no amount of money you could offer
04:16That'd be worth
04:16Five hundred thousand
04:19The bounty is five hundred thousand
04:21For whoever brings in Dante with the amulet
04:24And a bonus if he's alive for questioning
04:29Well, all right
04:32Let's go get him then
04:33We will be deploying a civilian asset
04:36To keep Dante distracted as you move in
04:38So if we're doing all the work
04:40Why'd you bring the Boy Scout Patrol here?
04:43They don't look like no jarheads to me
04:49These soldiers will be in the field overseeing the operation
04:52You'll deliver the package to them
04:55The contract opens as of midnight tonight
04:58That's all
05:06You and the cap with the nice eyes
05:08Hold on a second
05:12You see something you like, sweetheart?
05:15What you said was correct
05:18We're not jarheads
05:21We're demon hunters
05:22You're joking
05:25I know
05:25It's a lot to take in
05:27Someone walks up and tells you
05:29Demons are real and it's my job to kill them
05:32You're thinking the same thing anyone else would
05:35But unfortunately, it's the truth
05:37The worst truth is that not only are demons real
05:41They're really fucking hard to kill
05:44We've had to come up with our own methods
05:46Like these
05:48Anti-demon bullets
05:50Hit a human with one and it works like any other bullet
05:53But hit a demon
05:55And this little liquid explodes the instant it comes in contact with their DNA
05:59That's good to know
06:02Sometimes they pass for human
06:04They can even be incredibly convincing
06:07It's in the proportions
06:09The arms or legs will be a little too long
06:13Facial features too far apart
06:15Like they haven't quite evolved all the way
06:18There's also something in the eyes
06:20A void
06:22With a glimmer of a soul should be
06:26And of course the smell
06:28Vein mix
06:30Silver
06:31And cow shit
07:12Devil spawn mother fucker
07:15You were solid there boss
07:17Don't think I even saw you blink
07:19I knew I was in good hands
07:21Lieutenant Arkham is the pride of this righteous army
07:24I'm just helping secure a world for our species
07:27That's all that matters
07:28Indeed
07:29And our world could not ask for a better soldier
07:35Let him in
07:42Who the
07:43This is Anders
07:45Your newest member of Dotcom Elite Hops
07:47Anders
07:48Aren't you
07:49The only survivor of the White Rabbit's ambush
07:51I've watched your mission tapes
07:53It is an honor to serve with you ma'am
07:55Uh
07:56Lieutenant
07:57Mary
07:59Lieutenant
07:59Got you
08:0010-10-10-10-4
08:02Welcome to the team chief
08:04You sure about this guy sir
08:05He requested this assignment
08:07God has tested him
08:08And he was found worthy
08:11Soldier
08:11Where is the asset?
08:12While I got you here
08:13Who do I talk to about the menu?
08:16Huh?
08:16I can't even get a decent play-doh
08:20Oh
08:20Uh
08:21So
08:23Wait
08:23What do I have to do again?
08:34Dante?
08:37Dante?
08:38You here?
08:41Hey Dante
08:43It's your buddy Enzo
08:52I was worried I missed ya
08:57Hey Enzo
08:58How've you been?
09:00I could do better to tell you the truth
09:02Like if you didn't have a barrel pressed to my temple right now
09:06Wish I could help you out there
09:07I do have a funny story for you though
09:09You're gonna love this
09:11So my last job
09:12The one you gave me
09:14It turned out to be a setup
09:16So a shape-shifting demon baby
09:18Could try to steal my necklace
09:20Crazy right?
09:21Oh
09:23That's the craziest thing I ever heard
09:29It wasn't my fault Dante
09:31Don't blame poor old Enzo
09:33I'm just a kid to leave
09:35I'm so funny
09:36It was the guy who gave me the job
09:38The white rabbit
09:39He's the one
09:41I set the whole thing up
09:43See?
09:44He comes into my office
09:45Talking all smooth
09:46And I'm mesmerized
09:53All we gotta do is get to him first
09:55And then split the 500
09:58Between us
09:59So you're saying you only sent me into a trap
10:02Because a demon that looks like a giant rabbit
10:04Tricked you into doing it?
10:06Pretty much
10:07Yeah
10:10All right
10:11That checks out
10:11What are you doing here?
10:13I brought you the second half of your fee
10:15Just cause the job was fake
10:17Don't mean you don't get paid, right?
10:21Pure, uncut, American greed
10:24And all you had to do was fight a baby for it
10:26And my own brother
10:28The shapeshifter showed up again later disguised as him
10:31Nothing like how he'd actually look now
10:33But still
10:33It was a good effort
10:36Your brother
10:37Talk about digging up the past, huh?
10:40You all right, kid?
10:42I keep telling you
10:42What's my only rule?
10:44I'll take any job that pays
10:45Especially if it involves killing demons
10:47Just as long as you don't have to care
10:50I know
10:52So
10:53You and me
10:54We're all good now, yeah?
10:55You know
10:56I look at you like my own son
10:58I would take a bullet for you
11:00Well
11:00Maybe not a bullet
11:01Definitely a blade
11:02Like a little jab
11:03Point is
11:04I would never
11:05Set you up like that on purpose
11:07So there aren't multiple teams of mercenaries outside
11:10Closing in around us right now?
11:13Okay
11:13I set you up this time
11:15But only cause they made me
11:16I know I've got another one of these
11:20There it is
11:21Look
11:22Dante
11:23Those guys out there
11:25Are after your necklace too
11:26And it's the feds who are paying them
11:28This thing
11:29Goes right to the top
11:30What say you just
11:32Give the bling to me
11:33And I'll take it over to him
11:35Huh?
11:35No muss
11:36No fuss
11:37I can't do it, Enzo
11:39She gave me this necklace
11:42This isn't just a necklace, Dante
11:44It's a part of our family's history
11:47I need you to take good care of it, okay?
11:50You have to keep this safe
11:51Always
11:53You promise?
11:55It's the last thing of hers that I have
11:57No one is gonna take it from me
11:59Fair enough
12:00Well, I'll just, uh
12:02Let you get ready for the big throwdown then
12:04And, uh, and head on
12:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
12:06I didn't say we were good yet
12:27We're here for the amulet
12:29Drop the gun and hand it over
12:33I said drop the gun
12:39I don't think that's the guy
12:41Of course it's not the guy
12:43four, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
13:13Maxオmas
13:13Get them back
13:13Huh, go
13:13What are we shooting at?
13:43I'm going to do it shit now!
13:51That is off!
14:00Now we're good.
14:02Was the gag really necessary?
14:05Alright, I see your point.
14:08You managed not to kill any of them.
14:10I had to add a little challenge.
14:12You wouldn't happen to know why my family's heirloom is suddenly New York's hottest fashion accessory?
14:16If I had that info, I'd have tried to sell it to you the second I got in here.
14:20Give me some credit.
14:22What are you doing now?
14:27I work better with music.
14:40I'll give you one thing. This guy's got taste!
15:03Go!
15:07Go!
15:07Go!
15:15Go!
15:17Go!
15:18Go!
15:19Go!
15:21Go!
15:21Go!
15:28Go!
15:33Go!
15:40Go!
15:41Go!
15:41Go!
15:42Go!
15:43Go!
15:45Go!
15:48Go!
15:54Go!
16:03how the fuck
16:06I don't feel bad
16:07I heal extremely fast
16:09like a superhero
16:10not that I call myself a superhero
16:13but your mom does
16:36hey Pat
16:37are boys still getting their asses kicked
16:41yep
16:43I feel bad for you doc
16:45your first time in the field
16:47and we're not even going to see action
16:49my brain is too valuable to risk
16:51taking into a combat zone
16:52I only came so I can examine the quantum transmitter
16:55at the soonest possible moment
16:56come on you don't want to pick up a sweet battle scar
16:59like my man here
17:01what I'm saying he's a badass
17:03you went toe to paw with the white rabbit
17:05and lived I got lucky
17:06that's all
17:08yo yo yo yo what was that
17:13it looks like he can heal himself
17:15any explanations there doc
17:18not at the moment
17:19is he genetically enhanced somehow
17:25I'll be testing it shortly
17:28great
17:29so the guy's some sort of super soldier
17:32and he's wearing half the transmitter
17:33that keeps our reality from being swarmed
17:35by the armies of hell
17:37as a necklace
17:38yeah he really is just wearing it
17:42isn't he
17:42kind of makes you question
17:44Sparta's whole plan
17:45excuse me but um
17:47what's an ancient greek city state
17:49got to do with any of this
17:50not Sparta
17:51Sparta
17:52did no one read
17:54the intelligence briefing I prepared
17:57I read it
17:59thank you
18:03Sparta's the one hell dweller
18:04who might be worth not
18:05vaporizing on sight
18:07he was a demon knight
18:09whatever that means
18:10big bad warrior
18:13blah blah blah
18:15served as the right hand of Mundus
18:17the demon's king
18:18two thousand years ago
18:20when our world was still connected
18:22to their shithole
18:23and Mundus
18:24wasn't happy
18:25just ruling the shithole
18:26he wanted to conquer humanity
18:28make slaves at us all
18:31typical demon shit
18:32and I guess Sparta woke up one day
18:35and realized
18:36hey
18:37this is evil as fuck
18:39so he rebelled
18:40he fought against Mundus
18:42taking out hundreds
18:43of his own former legions
18:45kind of the least he could fucking do
18:47really
18:49but even he couldn't stop
18:50an entire world for abominations
18:53the only way to protect humanity
18:55was to seal the realms off
18:57from each other
18:59he himself
19:01stayed on our side
19:02which
19:03if that's true
19:04he's been M.I. fucking A
19:07whenever shit hits the fan
19:08for the past few millennia
19:14so maybe he is just another
19:16pit beast after all
19:33Dante
19:34remember me
19:36let's see
19:37seven feet tall
19:39face like someone carved a gargoyle
19:41out of beef jerky
19:42I do remember
19:43Arnie right
19:44how are the kids
19:45great thanks
19:47Julie just got into Yale
19:50so look
19:51there's a big ass bounty
19:53on that necklace of yours
19:55I was thinking
19:56you and me bring it in together
19:58huh
19:59split the dough
20:0150-50
20:02that's a better offer
20:04than someone made
20:07but it's gonna be hard now
20:10worth a shot
20:11sorry about the place
20:13no hard feelings
20:23no hard feelings
20:39I thought the big guy
20:40would get at least
20:41a hit in
20:41or something
20:42man
20:43these dudes
20:44give low-life hired killers
20:45a bad name
20:50oh
20:51your daughters
20:53I'm all they got
20:54you know
20:54so when I went to sign up
20:56for the army
20:56because there was no other option
20:57and this recruiter comes up to me
20:58saying
20:59I can join the important fight
21:00right here from home
21:00he left out the demons
21:02from hell part though
21:03kinda wish he led
21:04with the demons
21:04from hell part
21:05wanna answer differently
21:08it's time
21:10I'm going in
21:11copy that lieutenant
21:12you sure you don't need
21:14any help
21:15just get the truck
21:16warmed up
21:36going in
21:37I will
21:38go
21:38go
21:38go
21:38go
21:39go
21:39go
21:52Hey, that was actually kind of close.
21:56Closer than you think.
22:21Of course, the goon squad was a misdirect.
22:25Who was that chick?
22:27What a woman!
22:29I don't care who she is.
22:31I made a promise.
22:34And I'm going to keep it.
22:39So, who here is looking for representation?
22:56Hey, Lee!
23:18What's in that thing?
23:19I watched you fighting and wondered, what the fuck kind of person can just shake off bullets like that?
23:25A really, really awesome one?
23:27Or not a person at all.
23:29That was an anti-demon round I hit you with.
23:31Which means, no matter how good you might be at hiding it, you're a demon.
23:42Ripped and irresistible dreamboat, I know.
23:44You still can't just tear a guy's clothes off.
23:46You're not demon, but you're blood.
23:49I've heard it was possible.
23:50I never thought I'd see one, though.
23:52You're a hybrid.
23:54Part human, part demon.
23:56Wait, you think I'm part demon?
23:58You are, and I've got the one weapon on Earth to kill you.
24:41Seriously, part demon?
24:42If you knew how many of those things I've killed, you'd know how crazy you sound.
24:46Demons kill their own all the time.
24:49Death and destruction is the core of your nature.
24:51Trust me, I know all about demons' nature.
24:54I'm not one of them.
24:55How else can you explain what you're capable of?
24:58You even fight like they do.
25:00Unholy strength, but no intelligence.
25:02No strategy.
25:03I don't know.
25:04Seems like I managed to catch you.
25:06Since we're getting so personal.
25:09What does everyone want with my mom's necklace?
25:12You don't even know what this really is.
25:14Do you?
25:16Know that it's mine!
25:17All yours, Hellblood.
25:23Oh, shit.
25:54Jackpot!
25:55Oh.
26:07Usually we don't bother taking members of your species, prisoner.
26:11We do have the tech for it.
26:13Cover special circumstances.
26:21Insurance.
26:22Just in case we managed to get out of the truck.
26:25What truck?
26:26No.
26:42Who caught who now, motherfucker?
26:44Hooray!
26:45Hooray!
26:47Hooray!
26:50Bless me with the leaf off of the tree.
26:57On it I see the freedom reign
27:05We are falling, the light is calling
27:13Tears inside me, calm me down
27:20Midnight calling, midst of resolving
27:28Crown me with the pure green leaf
27:37Praise to my Father, blessed by the water
27:44Black, white, dark sky, the devil's sky
28:38Thank you
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