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00:20I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:49Okay boys it sounds like a grand affair in there now let's show them our invitations
01:11come on stop right now tell me why are we in such a hurry there's coppers coming arthur precisely
01:20one minute past 10 o'clock
01:37oh
01:52down there
02:07down there
02:09over there
02:18down there
02:32someone paid you
02:35who
02:36who
02:40you don't have to tell me
02:43now i can fucking guess did he call me a leafy eagle by any chance
02:50you did this for money
02:53no
02:53you did
02:54no
02:55didn't think to just ask
02:56i gotta stop it
02:57open your mouth
02:59open your fucking mouth
03:03no
03:04no
03:04no
03:04no
03:05no
03:18no
03:22no
03:25no
03:31no
03:32no
03:32no
03:32no
03:41no
04:01no
04:02no
04:02no
04:02no
04:02no
04:04no
04:05you must cut the ropes
04:05run away for a check in the post for your services
04:08no no please no arthur please
04:12what we have is not a service
04:16it
04:17what we have
04:21we guenness's give generously to the poor
04:24we give generously to the poor
04:26but we do not forgive
04:29Please, Eric.
04:32As my uncle Henry will soon learn,
04:35I am a wild enemy to her.
04:41Go away.
04:59Have you heard from the fluker of the town of Valley Muck?
05:03Times were going hard with him, in fact, the man was broke.
05:06He just allowed a notice to the neighbors one and all
05:08as how he'd like their company that evening at a ball.
05:11And one right note he was careful to suggest to them
05:14if they found a hat of his convenience to the door.
05:17The more they put in whenever he requested them,
05:20the better would the music be for better than the floor.
05:23With the tooth and the flute and the twiddle of the fiddle,
05:25oh, up in the middle like the heron and the griddle,
05:28oh, up, down, hands around, crossing to the wall.
05:31Oh, hadn't we the gaiety of fill the flute at all?
05:35Oh, then fill the flute or tip to into the little crooked hat.
05:39I think it's nearly time to see for passing round the hat.
05:42So Betty passed the coffin round and looking mighty cute,
05:45said you've got to pay the piper when he's soothing on the flute.
05:48What on earth are you doing?
05:50Taking samples of water from the stream that feeds into the lake.
05:56I saw you take a fall.
05:58Did you laugh?
05:59Yes, of course.
06:01The great man stumbles.
06:06There are three streams from three different natural springs which feed the lake.
06:09I'm taking samples of all three back to the brewery.
06:12Our specialists who test the purity of the water can tell me...
06:26...which is the most pure.
06:29Then I will dig a well.
06:30You will send the clean spring water to Clunebrew.
06:34Yeah.
06:35I will erect several water pumps.
06:38Fear not, each of them will be labelled with the Guinness name and a harp.
06:42Because as we established last night,
06:44all acts of kindness must be publicly branded for the good of a company.
06:48I suppose that means you'll make us put the harp on our housing trust building.
06:52Well, we are detonating half of Dublin for you and them.
06:55Under the Guinness name.
07:00You could have sent someone else to collect the water samples and save your clothes.
07:05Just wanted to do something.
07:07Couldn't really sleep last night.
07:12Yesterday I found out you were not who I thought you were.
07:15...and that we might have more in common than I thought.
07:32It's fine.
07:34Please.
07:34Please!
08:11Please!
08:17Tea?
08:18What?
08:19That's just the way you say tea.
08:22Brightly.
08:23Flicking crystal glass.
08:26Whatever do you mean, my love?
08:27When you arrived home last night,
08:28at half past one in the morning,
08:30and I looked out my window,
08:31I saw you get out of the carriage and throw up into the fountain.
08:34Mm-hmm. Oysters.
08:35Oysters.
08:37Tea.
08:38What an oyster tore your clothes into blood last night.
08:44Mm-hmm.
08:45Mm-hmm.
08:49It was a pursuit.
08:51Running into alleys.
08:53Leaping over rotten fences.
08:57Hiding.
08:59Hiding from the police.
09:03No, I really don't know the police.
09:05I really don't deserve tenderness.
09:07It's all my fault.
09:08My fault in my stupid family's name.
09:11What matters?
09:12My love.
09:15Is that you escaped.
09:18And therefore nothing really happened.
09:21Life continues.
09:22Your reputation is unblemished.
09:24And when the next election comes around,
09:25you can stand again for parliament.
09:28And peas are above the law.
09:31I almost get arrested and the next day you have me standing for election.
09:36I want you to have power.
09:39Hmm.
09:40I don't want to be married to a brewer.
09:42I want to be married to a government minister.
09:45Hmm.
09:45A knighthood.
09:47Lord Arthur Guinness.
09:49Only love will get you caught.
09:50Find someone. Fuck them.
09:52Yeah.
09:53Hail a cab and come safely home.
09:56Just so you know, I can't bear to be the face of another scandal.
10:00Dubliners hate me.
10:01Arthur.
10:02As husband and wife, we decide these things together.
10:06And together,
10:09we will soon realize that I'm always right.
10:13Beg your pardon, sir.
10:15Madam, Mr. Rafferty is here.
10:17I'm not sure at whose request, but...
10:20Mine.
10:23I've got a job for him.
10:26It is science that has helped me to discover the truth.
10:32And I have calculated...
10:43I have calculated that we are now living in the sixth unsabbatic day of creation.
10:51That it is 6,000 years since Adam was betrayed by Eve.
10:58And therefore, by this calculation, it is scientifically proven...
11:04Uncle Henry.
11:06I've come to hear your confession.
11:15And therefore, by this calculation, it is scientifically proven that the end of the world...
11:22is coming to pass very, very soon.
11:34How dare you interrupt a sacred sermon inside the house of...
11:39I have permission from Sir Arthur Guinness to be myself.
11:43To be absolutely myself.
11:46Regardless of your kinship.
11:51I am capable of sacrilege by deed, even here.
11:56And it would be deeply unholy of you to provoke me into a passion that I cannot control.
12:01You are threatening my life on behalf of your master.
12:04My master, who you once compared to a liffy eel.
12:10An eel who you said you had boiled the gills.
12:26What the hell are you by the gills, Henry?
12:35Unless...
12:36My master is threatening your life.
12:43My master.
12:46At first I thought that the sons would be softer than their father, but they are not.
12:50With their steam ships and their locomotives and their global plans, they will not be stopped.
12:56Which is why they need you gone to a place away from Dublin.
13:01Enough to get you and your family to London.
13:03I will not be bullied by an unrighteous mandrake Marianne.
13:10Cock-holded by his own father.
13:14Well then, tear up the cheque.
13:18And I swear to God, here in his own house.
13:24This one day, when your congregation comes to this church,
13:30they will hear the grave news that their holy prophet was found washed up on the rocks
13:36at the foot of the pill bag lighthouse.
13:40With lampreys riding in his throat.
13:43And leeches sucking on his eyes.
14:11We're far away from heaven and we're far away from hell.
14:14Living in the endless mystery.
14:16And the darkness is waiting for ya.
14:18The dreams are getting bigger.
14:20But this house is big enough.
14:21Sir, the road is closed.
14:23They're taking down the old tenements to make way for the new Guinness housing estate.
14:27I'm not afraid of a bit of progress.
14:30Blackwood will never win.
14:52Dear Byron, I'm writing to share glad tidings from Dublin.
14:57You should know that the profits that are flowing from New York are being used to serve God's purpose.
15:03The secret deal which you struck with our Fenian friends is therefore a disreputable means to a virtuous end.
15:12In this work, I'm supported by the women of the Guinness Trust, who never cease to surprise me with their
15:18devotion to the cause.
15:23I am also working tirelessly to build bridges with the Fenians.
15:35And I must say, I'm finding their representatives reasonable, and indeed agreeable.
15:57This political intercourse is resulting in many happy outcomes.
16:07I am doing this on behalf of my brother, who is being persuaded to stand for Parliament, which is why
16:13I am writing to you.
16:15Since you have been so successful in selling our beer to the people of America,
16:20perhaps you can be just as successful selling my brother to the people of Dublin.
16:25By the time you return, you will see parts of the city much changed.
16:30You may also come home to find me changed.
16:33Edward.
16:45All of the new trust homes are within the sound of St. Patrick's Cathedral's bells.
16:49Look, feel, and rejoice.
16:53Clean water in every home.
16:54And a water closet and ash closet in every home too, even for the bachelors.
16:58So, you and Edward have been working together into the night of the year,
17:04and using an absurd amount of candles, and I know because I see the trust accounts.
17:10And in the flickering candlelight, with all that passion in the air of doing good works,
17:17a feeling that you are actually making a difference in the world.
17:22In that moment, as of yet, there has not been one single kiss.
17:27Let me show you the bedrooms. Each have their own fireplace.
17:30Not one kiss, Soto.
17:36One.
17:37Hallelujah, praise the Lord.
17:39Well, there is a reason for the absence of kisses.
17:44Edward has another woman, yes. Is that it?
17:47He is my brother. He doesn't have to actually tell me things with words.
17:52There is a woman.
17:54And oddly, I think he loves her.
17:57Oh dear.
17:58Did he actually use that word?
18:01Like you, I don't need him to say things out loud.
18:05How do you know about her?
18:08Because Edward told me himself.
18:11And because he is unsure of what he should do with this forbidden love.
18:16This is all terribly romantic, but he is not a child anymore.
18:20And there has been at least one kiss.
18:24Three days ago.
18:25When the keys to the new apartments were finally cut.
18:29Then there is hope.
18:31What do you mean hope?
18:32I don't want bloody hope.
18:35As if a woman alone is hopeless.
18:38No.
18:39This is all nonsense.
18:40Because today is a celebration.
18:59I hate Fridays.
19:02Here.
19:02Stop complaining.
19:09As I understand from my diagnosis, who was told by Anne, who was told by Adelaide.
19:13That in her opinion, Adelaide would now respond favorably to a proposal of marriage for me.
19:17Yes.
19:18I know.
19:20Well.
19:23About time, isn't it?
19:25About time for what?
19:26I got married.
19:28Surely it's your time.
19:29It's not about taking turns.
19:33Ah.
19:34Okay.
19:35I see.
19:37It's about the Finian girl.
19:44I understand from Olivia, who was told by Potter, that you've had a letter from the leader
19:49of the Conservative Party.
19:50Fucking Potter.
19:51Mr. Disraeli himself has written to you and asked you to stand for Conservative Party candidate
19:55for Dublin at the next election.
19:57Yes.
19:57And I've bloody declined.
19:58Even though it would be very much in the best interests of the company.
20:10No need to pour.
20:27Apparently there was a significant kiss or something, which might have changed things.
20:30I'm not sure.
20:31Apparently in the letter of Potter read, Disraeli was virtually begging you to stand.
20:34Should we actually just get fucking rid of Potter?
20:35So I suppose my question is, why would you not stand?
20:37And my question to you is, why would you not marry?
20:52Well, as someone with long experience of impossible love, I will tell you that you
21:01and this woman in the dark can never be together.
21:06So you must find happiness in the world of what is possible.
21:13I always instinctively reject your advice.
21:16And I reject yours instinctively.
21:17However, it appears that Anne and Olivia are suggesting that for the good of the company, we both grow up
21:29and fulfill our father's dream of becoming true aristocracy.
21:37Come on.
21:39I will run for election and you will go say goodbye.
22:04Hello.
22:06How are you?
22:06I have just drafted a leaflet which explains in a language the common Dubliner can understand.
22:11My home rule is a logical first step towards an independent Ireland.
22:15Also, my landlady has requested an extra ten shillings a week in return for turning a blind eye to your
22:20visit.
22:20So I said it would be okay.
22:23For a little while, it will not be necessary.
22:27Why will it not be necessary?
22:31My brother has decided to stand for the Conservative Party in the forthcoming election.
22:39Supporting the union?
22:40Fuck.
22:41But I will make sure he will not burn the bridges you and I have built.
22:44Ellen, you have my word.
22:46The word of a Guinness Brother means what?
22:48Look, it's an unspoken agreement.
22:57If there are other things going unspoken, I suggest you speak them now.
23:11We feel, for the duration of the election, we feel it's best if I don't come here.
23:20We?
23:21Look, Arthur's political opponents will be looking for any weakness.
23:25Oh, and I'm your weakness.
23:26You know you have been my weakness.
23:44Yes, I feel that it is time for both of us to become realistic.
23:54But you will need a man.
23:57A permanent man.
24:01And all this time you've been temporary.
24:07And I came here today to tell you that I have been thinking.
24:14And now I'm certain.
24:16I think I'm...
24:19I've been thinking that I will propose...
24:24To her.
24:26To Adelaide.
24:32You mean your lady of divine mercy?
24:35No.
24:35Who builds your houses to ease your guilt?
24:37Look, I could stand here and lie like almost every other man of my class and have two fireplaces to
24:43sit at, but I am not that man.
24:47Are you in love with me, Edward?
24:50Because I know that you once were.
24:54Yes.
24:58I once was.
25:00I see it clearly.
25:02Arthur gets elected.
25:04Edward gets himself a suitable wife in the brewery.
25:07The holy sacred fucking brewery goes on from strength to strength.
25:10Because in all the world, Edward, when it comes down to blood and beer, the brewery is all that matters.
25:32You've never lied to me, Edward, but you lie to yourself.
25:36You tell yourself this is one law of replacing another, but in truth, this is you running away from me.
25:43Because I am bad for business.
25:50Go home.
25:52To where you belong.
25:55Save yourself ten shillings.
26:13When we sailed you in behind the springtime.
26:20Float all note.
26:22New among my mind.
26:26You hold the note.
26:28The note just moves to move, man.
26:33Let go of the note and so move everything.
26:41I can't come to quantify the feeling.
26:48I was walking home after the dreaming.
26:53I was walking home after the dreaming.
26:59Tysher.
27:00Yes, ma'am.
27:01I believe it.
27:09I don't pay you to stand around gawking.
27:12Sorry ma'am.
27:14Try again.
27:25I was told you wanted to see me.
27:30Yes.
27:37How are you?
27:39Things are as you know them to be.
27:42You got it.
27:44You got it.
27:48Elise.
27:50Last two weeks.
27:52She has been so concerned.
27:57Has she shared her concern with you?
28:03A fear of a certain kind.
28:06Has been shared with me.
28:10I sense gentleness.
28:14In you and her.
28:16Sex I will accept, but not tenderness.
28:18They are the same.
28:19You can be the same.
28:21She can be the same.
28:22But there is nature which might have intervened.
28:31An accident perhaps.
28:35I expected you to take precaution.
28:38Well sometimes she insists.
28:39Stop.
28:44With the election coming we cannot afford scandals.
28:51She is taking an awfully long time to get ready.
28:53Even for her.
28:55It is as if she has been forced to change into a different dress.
28:59Well we should pray not.
29:01What?
29:01Pray?
29:03Pray to who?
29:05Whoever blesses an arrangement like ours.
29:08It is not God.
29:12Lady Olivia will be here presently.
29:15The carriage is being brought around.
29:32I had to choose a different dress, yes.
29:36Oh dear, oh dear.
29:38Now, we can always figure out a way.
29:41Perhaps we should speak about this after the wedding.
29:46Today is a wonderful, wonderful day.
29:49And there will be no lumps and no grumps, Arthur.
29:51You will smile.
29:56Yes.
29:57Um.
30:10Ah, Potter.
30:11One more thing.
30:12Yes, sir.
30:13We are putting you on the door.
30:14What door?
30:15The door of the cathedral.
30:17We have heard that our dear brother Benjamin has been drinking again.
30:19He is coming up from London alone, God help us.
30:21If he makes it to the church, make sure you take Potter.
30:24Make sure you keep him outside.
30:25Yes.
30:26Oh, Arthur, have you remembered to put the bottle of water in Dodo's carriage?
30:29Yes, yes, yes.
30:30What water?
30:31My brother and his future wife have some kind of private joke about clean water being more precious than vintage
30:35champagne.
30:36Edward, look at me.
30:37Please.
30:39Your Guinness.
30:40Sir Edward, your carriage awaits.
30:42My boy loves you.
30:45It's aahlener.
30:47In three years.
30:56He's in a while.
30:59It's a struggle.
31:00I guess you're a little better.
31:01It's a struggle.
31:02It was a struggle.
31:05It could be a little better.
31:07It can be a little better.
31:08It's a struggle.
31:08It's a struggle.
31:08Yes, sir.
31:10I can't bear in the back of my car.
31:14Someone, please shut that child up.
31:16Arthur!
31:21Benjamin.
31:22Benjamin!
31:23I know too much.
31:25Husband.
31:48There's nothing to see here. Move on.
32:17What the fuck?
32:19You've been at your brother's wedding and you had too much to drink.
32:22You must have fallen asleep.
32:24They left you here because they have no regard for you.
32:33Would you like a drink?
32:35God, yes.
32:42I knew what would happen.
32:44They have no love for you.
32:46Penny pinch your inheritance, leave you to sleep at the table and probably laughed at you.
32:52And one of the maids told me you were here.
32:55And I heard you came to the wedding alone.
33:01My wife is disgusted with me.
33:06Because I'm drinking again.
33:08Well, I am not disgusted with you, Benjamin.
33:10And I never will be.
33:15Oh, no.
33:22Stop.
33:23Stop.
33:23Stop.
33:29I came here like an angel of mercy to show you what real love is.
33:33I did.
33:34I did.
33:38I did.
33:43I did.
33:46I did.
33:50I did.
33:55I did.
34:20When clearing up after a party, you start with the broken glass.
34:25All the food you can throw away.
34:28The booze you keep for me to inspect.
34:32It's a shame to waste it.
34:43Those of you ladies new to house, Guinness, the rule is that copulating couples must not be disturbed and are
34:51to be cleaned around.
34:54Go ahead there, Nola.
35:09Did you come to admire the view?
35:12Shouldn't you be in some grand bed consummating your vows?
35:16Take a seat, Mr. Champion.
35:25I've been reading in the papers. There's an election coming.
35:29I did. We teach the working classes to read.
35:32I also read that you're running for office again, Mr. Guinness. So if politics is back on the agenda, I
35:39imagine there's a renewed desire to hide the various indiscretions from the voting electorate.
35:48Well, Edward, there were your Saturday nights and your New York arrangements. And you, Arthur, of course, your Friday nights.
35:57So now possibly is the best time to discuss what might be called an indiscretion tax.
36:04Mm-hmm. Could you, sorry, could you take a look at the map, Bonnie?
36:10This is Dock 7, where we're sitting right now. Only this is a map of Dock 7, how it will
36:14look in a year and a half's time. We have swept it clean and built yet more cooperage and mash
36:19-down capacity.
36:21This area just here, you see? Which is designated to be a new Hogshead loading bay is currently... What is
36:28your office, Mr. Champion?
36:30But of course, in order to facilitate this great big brewery expansion, your office, stables, your lodging houses, the Angel
36:39Pub itself will all be improved by dine-away.
36:44All right. And since your own tenancy agreements are rather dubious, they hereby serve your notice to quit.
36:58But since we are a famously philanthropic company, we might find it in our hearts to compensate you.
37:06You see, the days of men like you haunting these dogs, they're gone.
37:14Let's say, ÂŁ3,000 and an annual fee of ÂŁ500 in return for a completely uneventful election and a very
37:26peaceful evacuation of these premises.
37:33By the way, you have one week.
37:42My price is ÂŁ10,000, or you can go to hell!
37:47Seven and a half.
37:50Final offer.
38:05I feel like you and I are becoming something of a team.
38:11But I really don't know what we're doing handing over the election to the New York Cowboy.
38:26The New York Cowboy is responsible for an increase in profits throughout the East Coast of the United States and
38:33Washington, D.C., where he claims the President of the United States is himself now a drinker.
38:39Good.
38:39Good.
38:43Greetings.
38:45From New York.
38:51With my return to Dublin, our election campaign begins.
38:57The demolition of Doc Seven, we sell to people as proof of our virtue.
39:03As proof of our willingness to confront the sins of this sinful city.
39:08A vote for Arthur Guinness is a vote for virtue.
39:14If I am to hide your excesses, I need to know what they are.
39:19I'm going to need to know the truth about the people I'm going to be working with.
39:27Up until two months before my wedding,
39:33Alan Cochran and I were sleeping together on regular occasions at her lodgings in the docks.
39:41I am the conservative candidate standing for election in the city of Dublin.
39:45I've got absolutely no faults and no secrets whatsoever.
39:49Except for the fact that I was a regular frequenter of that rat's nest.
39:55And my dear wife, whom I love in my own way, very much is pregnant.
40:08With my foreman's baby.
40:11Fuck me, it's been ages since my Mickey was contagious.
40:14So you thought that me can't pris-
40:16So.
40:17Infidelity.
40:19Three.
40:20Sogony.
40:21Two.
40:23Lost, love and random acts of violence.
40:27One.
40:27One.
40:29In my typical Dublin family, it would be hard to find them.
40:32Bro.
40:32Cause it's been ages.
40:34Got blasts isn't safe.
40:35It's back with a bang and it feels amazing.
40:37Going nowhere or going places.
40:47Oh, it's been ages.
40:49Since we made the front pages.
40:50Since our real inner hiatus.
40:52Back to annoying cunts that hate us.
40:54It's back to basics.
40:55A scumbag hood and shameless.
40:57Take more than that that tamers.
40:58All your fault cause you made us famous.
41:01It's bad it in law.
41:02Oh, I've been much to the crown.
41:04New centerpiece, telegraph.
41:05Did you miss us?
41:06Are you glad?
41:07Go on, I'll just rest the plans.
41:08We saw so again, it's been class.
41:10I can't issue shot a mark.
41:12It's been unglucked.
41:13Got clatter and nook.
41:14Bulls were rocked.
41:15Propaganda machine.
41:16Knee cap back all over your screens.
41:18Drug class will more review.
41:20I could add nice mass of wait and see.
41:22Cause it's been ages.
41:23Controversy won't face us.
41:24We hold all the cards in their aces.
41:26Try to protect your kids, but they'll hear us.
41:28Let the wall move on your eyes.
41:29Take a tablet.
41:29Jay, hi, I'm telling you can't go to the cable.
41:31I could move on, but I'll throw it on it.
41:33Malaclava.
41:34Jay, holly in the shin.
41:35Peace out for the money.
41:35Jerry, my jazz rock.
41:36But I want to be back in the Sunday world.
41:38So I'll smack that cunt with the back of my hurl.
41:40Take that in your paper.
41:41Oh, it's been ages since we made the front pages.
41:44Your fault cause you made us famous.
41:46Stick in our face near papers.
41:47But we get loved by our neighbours.
41:48You keep track when you're giving favours.
41:51Sad.
41:52Critical girl go well to jazz.
41:53It's the heat of duff the lass.
41:55I chain with your fad, they duff the mass.
41:56Chain with your fad, they duff the mass.
41:58I handle rudder on the last.
42:00Nice to move out the shin the task.
42:01It clang already.
42:02Now one ask.
42:04Un.
42:04Call you more face and then you're scum.
42:06That's enough for the story to run.
42:08Sensational alien, that's job done.
42:09Cool.
42:41audience проблема?
42:41Is that better?
42:47I do indeed.
42:47I try to answer the question in terms of my mikrofe ĂľeessÄ›.
42:53I'm going to go into all of my math.
42:53I just try to edit.
42:53I do em, like, fork.
42:53I try to edit, eventually pick something up.
42:57Good stuff like this.
43:00من todo1 ¿VOCitance of the 음악?
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