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00:19In the matter of Sir Arthur Guinness versus the Crown, in the question of election fraud,
00:25all rise for the judge.
05:04As I wish.
05:06As I wish always.
05:22Begging pardon, Lady Olivia. Your violin teacher is here.
05:26I'll tell the endlessly patient Mrs. Cope that I will practice on my own today.
05:31On your own?
05:34Actually, Lady Olivia, I myself play the violin to a relatively competent level.
05:40Oh?
05:41You mean you play the fiddle in pubs?
05:44In church.
05:46Then perhaps today, Mr. Rafferty, you can take the lesson instead of Mrs. Cope.
05:51By way of apology, give Mrs. Cope two jars of the marmalade that I pretend to make myself.
05:58Yes, my lady.
06:16If you play Bantry Bay, it will remind me of home and make me cry.
06:27I'm not accustomed to such elegance.
06:31Ignore the elegance.
06:34Handle it like you would handle a fiddle.
06:50You want me to make you cry?
06:56Yes.
06:57I'm tired of laughing at my life.
07:49Your brother is like an eel from the river Liffey, slipping out of the grasp of justice.
07:57He's been stripped of his seat in Parliament.
08:00If people stop drinking our beer because of this scandal, all the investments sunk into the expansion will be lost.
08:06What more do you want?
08:07What more do I want?
08:08It is not me who he has left in want.
08:11It is the people of East London and the people of West Africa who have no one to minister to
08:16them since he stole my inheritance from me.
08:19You can see my condition, Uncle. I will give birth any day now. Why have you chosen me to venture
08:24a fury on?
08:25Because I believe in your heart you see the justice of my cause. Of them all, I believe you are
08:33the only true Christian.
08:35And I want it to be you who carries my message to the Liffey Eel.
08:41Tell him I know deals were done to secure his liberty. And I know who those deals were done with.
08:47His defence barrister, Isaac Butt.
08:50I'm predicting a predictable absurdity. The dissolute lawyer who kept him out of jail.
08:55Isaac Butt is the best barrister in Dublin.
08:58The licentious father of fifteen children of all denominations in all the boroughs of the city. A famous and infamous
09:05Fenian.
09:06I know a deal was done with the home rule petitioners to let Arthur Guinness walk free.
09:12For tell the Liffey Eel I have him by the gills. And I will do what is necessary to have
09:18him pay penance for his sins.
09:44I hear, sir, that you were personally exonerated. I heard that news from Liffey Eel.
09:50Lady Olivia, who herself heard it from Mr. Rafferty.
09:53Yes. I sent Mr. Rafferty here with the good tidings myself.
09:59And after delivering the news, they played violin together.
10:04Lady Olivia and Mr. Rafferty played violin together in the drawing room to some hilarity.
10:13Good. Where is Lady Olivia?
10:14Yeah.
10:16Sitting in the orangey, as she loves to do while others make the marmalade.
10:20Where is your hat, sir?
10:21Lost. On the head of some beggar, I imagine, Mr. Potter.
10:24From now on, there will be no need for you to report to me anything regarding what Lady Olivia does
10:29or doesn't do.
10:32Understood, sir.
10:32And in the future, if any of the other servants hear violins being played, or any other similar noises...
10:40The servants will not hear those noises.
10:43Good.
10:47And again, congratulations on the day, sir.
11:14I know it's unfashionable, but I hate to be white.
11:18I want to look Spanish.
11:21My grandmother was Spanish.
11:26You heard the verdict?
11:29There is good and bad.
11:31Edward will never forgive me.
11:33I assume because of your nature, you were emphasizing it bad.
11:36Olivia, I've just destroyed the reputation of my family.
11:40Perhaps violins might not be the best way to pass the time when I'm away.
11:48Sound.
11:50Travels through the whole house.
11:55I don't understand.
11:58You sent him to me.
12:00At your silent request, yes.
12:02All he did was teach me a reel and then he left.
12:06My objection to violins is the noise that they make.
12:09You mean I should do things more quietly?
12:11As part of our arrangement, you will do things quietly, yes.
12:17I've spoken to Potter and he will explain to the household.
12:20I just hate the thought of the maids giggling.
12:23Of course.
12:25I understand.
12:27No, no.
12:28Nobody fucking understands.
12:31Well, you think you are alone, Arthur.
12:34Or not.
12:37Rafferty played Bantry Bay and it reminded me of that frozen fucking castle on the shore that you rescued me
12:42from.
12:43Oh, rescued you?
12:44Well, I'm your prince.
12:46I hate it when you mock yourself.
12:49You won today because you are a prince.
12:53Baptised with beer but still a prince.
12:56Why would you regulate yourself or judge yourself when no one else is in a position to do so?
13:12From now on, I will only make a noise in your causes.
13:17We will do great things together.
13:21Love does not have to be blessed with a buck.
13:29Mr Guinness!
13:30Not now!
13:38Bye!
13:39Oh!
13:40Adelaide, goodness!
13:41I am so sorry I kept you.
13:44You didn't keep me.
13:45I didn't have an appointment.
13:47What, I need an appointment?
13:48Edward, you have black paint on your face.
13:51I do?
13:52Yes.
13:53No, no, don't wipe it.
13:54It'll only make it worse.
13:55Come here.
14:03I was helping the painters paint a new sign.
14:06Of course.
14:07But the company owner and managing director wouldn't help the painters paint a sign.
14:13How is Arthur after today?
14:16Or is Arthur the reason you were helping the painters to take your mind off things?
14:22Adelaide, I have written to you several times with invitations to social engagements and received no reply.
14:30And there are those who would see no reply as a very definite response.
14:36I have a meeting with my stock department in ten minutes.
14:39This is more important and will help you restore your family's reputation.
14:45This is a drawing of how Dublin might look in a better and more just world.
14:51As co-chair of the newly formed Ivy House Guinness Trust housing charity.
14:56The what?
14:56Your sister and I have conceived of a way of clearing away the slums and ruckeries to the north of
15:01St. Patrick's Cathedral.
15:03And in their place, construct 110 red brick apartments, built especially for poor families.
15:10Every apartment has a bathroom.
15:13There is a play centre for the children of working mothers.
15:16There is also a hostel for unmarried men, most of whom, one would imagine, will work in your brewery.
15:23There is also plenty of open space.
15:26Fresh air and pathways, where today there are gin houses and brothels.
15:32This is God's work.
15:35Yes.
15:37But God will not pay the bill.
15:40No.
15:41You will.
15:42We have estimated a total building cost of 85,000 pounds.
15:46Perhaps a little less if you helped with the painting.
15:51You know, Adelaide, you really don't have to sell anything to me.
15:57Your desire that something should happen is provenance enough.
16:02No.
16:03No, you will not consider me in this.
16:05You will make a judgement on the grounds of sound fiscal management.
16:10I am not part of the arrangement.
16:13I will leave these drawings with you.
16:16Your sister will show you many others.
16:18You would be helping to change the world one brick at a time.
16:21And you won't even be late for your next meeting.
16:26Oh, Adelaide.
16:31I am taking.
16:33No reply.
16:34Just keep trying.
16:43What the fuck?
16:52Your correspondent, sir.
17:01Dearest cousin, I have met some fine, ambitious gentlemen, and feel confident that our plan for the conquest of America
17:09is about to set new records.
17:12The future holds much promise for the international acclaim of the Guinness Brewery.
17:17I have hit on a fine plan to smooth our path once and for all.
17:24Excuse me, gentlemen.
17:25Can I ask you?
17:27Byron.
17:28Come on.
17:28It's business.
17:29Byron.
17:30Come on.
17:30Can I ask you?
17:32Why are you proud Irishman not drinking Guinness?
17:35You may have noticed.
17:36Everyone else in New York is drinking it.
17:37Because we're drinking whiskey.
17:38You will have seen advertisements for Guinness in bears from the Battery to the Park.
17:44I can tell you this.
17:45Bear is much too small a word for it.
17:47The elixir.
17:50Hey.
17:51Of my grace.
17:53Of the morning Jew of Ireland.
17:56It also serves to stiffen your erection to the extent that your cock resembles one of those steel bolts they
18:02used to hold together steamships.
18:04And like a steamship, you will plow on through the storm of your wife or mistress's passion all fucking night
18:11long.
18:12For no recourse to call into her back.
18:14Even for a piss.
18:17Now, the consequence of that bottle that you're drinking is the conception of a child and that child is a
18:22boy.
18:22I'd like you to name on Byron.
18:26After me.
18:27Byron.
18:28Now you fucking come on.
18:33Byron Hedges.
18:35Conquering the United States of America one Irishman at a time.
18:39Byron.
18:40In the hierarchy of the Brotherhood, I merely had a policy.
18:44And the man that you're about to meet, he's the head of killing people and disposing the bodies.
18:49So you'll be on your best behavior, or your next drink will be a mouthful in the Hudson River.
18:55Can you hear me?
19:10Okay.
19:13Introductions.
19:15Now, I'm only speaking English because some of our American friends do not have a mother tongue.
19:20But our hearts are pure Irish.
19:22Ha, ha, ha, ha.
19:24Eamon Dodd.
19:26As a captain in the fighting 69 Fenian regiment of the Blue Coat Union Army during the Civil War.
19:31And he won medals for gallantry.
19:33I know who I am.
19:34Who's this?
19:36This is Byron Hedges.
19:37And gentlemen, can I ask you a question?
19:40If you are indeed proud Irishman, why are you not drinking Guinness?
19:45What do you fucking say?
19:46Yeah, my question's not an irrelevant one.
19:48Byron, our agenda for this meeting is a political one.
19:51Erm, my agenda is also political.
19:54I prefer serious people.
19:55Well, hear me and win, ignore me and lose.
19:59My father was hanged by the British.
20:01Hear him out.
20:05There is a family in Dublin who are very, very, very wealthy.
20:11Their name is on those bottles of beer there.
20:13And I've been given the task of representing their gentle sympathies with regards to certain conflicts past, present and future.
20:23Anyone translate for this guy?
20:30In plain American, I know you have plans, extensive plans, bombs, guns, even an audacious plan to invade Canada.
20:42And I know they will cost money.
20:45Lots of money.
20:48So?
20:50I have a financial proposition to put before you.
20:55Which I would like you to consider.
20:57I have it on good authority that were we able to give the Irish Republican Brotherhood bare fifteen percent.
21:04Fuck!
21:05On every bottle of Guinness sold in these fine American cities, rivers of the black stuff will positively flow.
21:14I know we agreed to just stop our friendship, but a little money helps to grease the whales.
21:20Being a man of fine intelligence, you will be able to disguise it off as another charitable donation.
21:28Your devoted servant and brother in arms, Byron Hedges.
21:53Good evening, Mr. Guinness.
21:55I take it you were here to celebrate making a monkey of the magistrates.
22:00Open the gate.
22:02Go to the angel.
22:04To the angel.
22:06Where the angels are.
22:08In their silk robes.
22:11I'm sorry, Mr. Guinness.
22:12The angel is closed.
22:14What do you mean?
22:15I can hear the music.
22:16Closed to you, is what I mean.
22:18Okay, just stop talking.
22:20Find the key, open the chain, unlock the gate and go back to your fucking place by the fire.
22:24I'm afraid you're no longer allowed.
22:27Fucking what?
22:29I believe it's for your own good.
22:30Open the fucking gate, Bonnie.
22:32I have to obey my boss.
22:34Your boss, Rafferty, who obeys his boss, my brother.
22:37Who obeys the Lord.
22:39As we all must.
22:40Unlock this fucking gate.
22:42Good night, Mr. Guinness.
22:43I am Sir Arthur Guinness!
22:45And this is my fucking city!
22:48Open this fucking gate!
22:52Get back here!
22:56You have no right, Edward.
22:58You have no fucking right!
23:11Peter!
23:13Edward!
23:14Edward, are you there?
23:15You private proper fucker!
23:17I want you to approach a board meeting!
23:22Sir Arthur?
23:23I assume we're still allowed into my own fucking brewery!
23:27I'll get to get it to you, sir.
23:29If you're interested,
23:31there'll soon be some bare-knuckle boxing
23:33in the comments of the Cooperates.
23:35Thank you, sir.
23:43Edward!
23:44It's my right to fuck up!
23:46I'm the eldest!
23:48Edward, who the fuck do you...
24:02I could be bounded in a nutshell
24:06and still count myself the king of infinite space.
24:12Were it not that I have these bad fucking dreams, father?
24:31Brother!
24:32Don't just kill me anything anymore!
24:35Fuck!
24:47There you are, sir.
25:08Alan?
25:11Alan?
25:12Alan?
25:15I need to ask you something.
25:17Shh!
25:28Get in!
25:28Quick!
25:35Don't think about the fucking neighbours!
25:37You're not with me like that!
25:38I'm not accustomed to worrying about neighbours,
25:40but lately I am being educated.
25:42What are you doing here?
25:44I've no more use for you or your brother,
25:46now that he's no seat in the commons.
25:49Well, I have use for you,
25:52and I was hoping that even though our previous relations
25:54were purely practical,
25:56that there was some measure of feeling between us.
26:03So what is it that you want?
26:06I have an associate in New York
26:09who has had dealings with...
26:10Shh!
26:12I'm not allowed men.
26:14The last lady's room is right there.
26:16Who has had dealings with someone
26:17who is some sort of commander
26:19in the Fenian Brotherhood.
26:20I need to know more about him.
26:22The man my associate met was called...
26:24Heyman Dodd.
26:25Manhattan Battalion Commander.
26:27We Fenians write to each other as well.
26:30And the 15% commission
26:32on every Bartle Guinness
26:34that your representative has agreed to
26:36is now haunting the armed struggle against the British.
26:39I agree to none of this!
26:41Fuck!
26:43If this scandal breaks,
26:44the Guinness name will be ruined.
26:46I need you to help me.
26:48Shh!
26:49Would you keep your voice down?
26:57Take off your shoes.
26:59What?
26:59Take off your shoes.
27:00I'll go to my room.
27:13There.
27:14Come on.
27:18Shh!
27:21Let's go!
27:22It's a little shouldn't I have to get you!
27:32Let's go to the restaurant!
27:35First, we're going to get a restaurant.
27:37We'll try that.
27:48Let's take a
27:52what are you doing putting my shoes back on why would you do that i don't know propriety
28:00fuck propriety if you put your boots on they'll hear you walk around just sit down
28:08sit down
28:30there's a lot of letters and papers lying about because i had to come up with a new strategy
28:36now that your brother fucked up my previous one with his train tickets and wardrobes
28:40my brother fucked up because i didn't keep an eye on him it's okay this new deal in new york
28:47is kind
28:47of compensation i think we should drink a toast to celebrate i have guinness or pachine the guinness
29:02is warm so pachine then
29:2515 percent in a free ireland
29:42look i want you to help me communicate to your friends in new york there has been a terrible
29:49misunderstanding at my next rally i will declare they've holes in their socks just like us
29:53i have a hole do you not have maids to sell your socks i don't go home much
30:00they say you sleep in your office who says our spies in the brewery
30:07they ask them about you why do you ask them about me
30:21no i heard voices well i was just rehearsing speech you know the rules ellen no cocks in the hen
30:30house yes i know the rules good night mrs pascal good night
30:42you're going to have to wait here wait yeah do what she'll be out there like a guard dog
30:46listening until she's had enough platinum to kill the pain in her toes usually not until midnight
30:54then again why the fuck would you care about me getting from it at my lodgings
30:57you could just march down the stairs and go to hell i wouldn't do that i don't march anywhere
31:01besides i have nowhere else where i have to be
31:25edward
31:30in case no one's told you i own the place leave me alone
31:34it's okay mr guinness i recognize your face
31:37oh yes yes you may see some similarities between my face and the faces of these
31:45illustrious gentlemen hanging on the wall but i'm afraid that's where the similarities end
31:50go away go away go away
31:54well i recognize your face mr guinness you don't recognize mine do you mr guinness
32:03it's actually you recommended me take a job here a few years ago now you and i met at the
32:10angel
32:11down in the docks
32:19i liked you when we first met i think you liked me too
32:26and i wasn't just for that
32:32what's your name patrick
32:34patrick
32:42well patrick i would really genuinely like to say that i remember my act of presumably post-cortial philanthropy but
32:51i'm afraid i don't
32:55i don't know
32:56in the dark so it's
32:59dark and impenetrable as a pint of guinness
33:03well
33:06i can tell you you were nice to me
33:10You know, most of the rich half-English, they're harsh
33:13But everyone said you were nice to everyone
33:19You know, maybe you'd get a reward for being nice when you're in heaven, Mr. Guinness
33:24Or perhaps you'd get a reward now
33:56Do you mind if I take off my shoes?
33:59The feet are killing me
34:19You know, Patrick, it's been a very, very odd day
34:23First Milton
34:26Then Hamlet
34:28Now Kismet
34:36The thing is
34:38If you decide you're not going to make good on that 15%
34:41The insanity of it
34:42It will not end well for your man, Brian
34:44Byron, and he's not my fucking man
34:46Except of course he is
34:48If you backtrack, they will kill him for sure
34:51So why don't you just negotiate the percentage now?
34:54I will not fucking negotiate
34:57I can hear him now
34:59He will laugh
35:01Are you talking about your brother again?
35:02I'll say you fucked up, Edward
35:04I'll say you fucked up worse than me
35:05You talk about your brother
35:07You took an awful lot
35:12That's disgusting, nice one
35:17How the hell am I going to tell him?
35:20This is absurd
35:21What is absurd
35:23Is there must have been another way for you to find out what you needed to know
35:27About Eamon's heart
35:28Without coming to me
35:33Yes
35:36And yet you sprang instantly to my mind
35:41What is actually
35:45Absurd is
35:51That for some reason
35:55You sprang to my mind
35:59Quite often
36:02And for the same
36:04Reason
36:06Or a different absurd reason
36:08You sprang to mine
36:11Quite often
36:16Even though it's fucking
36:18Ridiculous
36:18Yes
36:21I'm sure you have some grand lady who you're pursuing
36:24She does not care to be pursued
36:29So some girl down the docks would be easy meat
36:32While you take a break in the pursuit of finer fame
36:34Yeah
36:35Absolutely
36:36That's who I am
36:37That's exactly
36:37Why I came
36:46Look
36:47If I did
36:48Don't you think I could get out?
36:49You can try
36:50If you want
36:51I really don't want
36:53Nor is it what I want
36:54But try if you want
36:55I lost track of them once
36:57And not once
36:57You mean you want me to stay
36:58Not because of the landlady
36:59You just
37:01Because that is
37:03What you want
37:08I think so
37:09Yes
37:11Right now
37:12In this moment
37:14God help me
37:15It is what I want
37:46What I want
37:50I want
37:55Is it
37:56You
38:00Good
38:01Oh
39:31Oh, good Lord Almighty.
39:38What it is to be a Guinness.
39:40What it is to be a Guinness.
39:42What it is to be a Guinness.
39:59What it is to be a Guinness.
40:13What a Guinness.
40:39That's a thing.
40:40I wish you so much longer you'll be as he wants to attend the ceremony.
40:40expansion we will be able to produce over five hundred thousand hogs head of beer every year
40:46the brewery now covers 45 acres yes i know the statistics mr referty 14 steam locomotives 50
40:54cargo wagons 100 miles of track five new steam engines doing the work of a thousand men
41:01meaning that now this is the biggest brewery on earth the border has done out
41:11my brother has done a fine job yes
41:15what i mean what you mean to say are words words more words obfuscation apologetic retraction
41:22or reworking with the plain truth and at the end of it in spite of that plain truth
41:26it would be me making a speech today cutting the ribbon not my brother because of an accident of
41:33birth because that is how things are i always will be you could do more so rather you should
41:47i've been thinking the same thing mr advocate a new beginning
41:55but that would mean my wife would be left alone more
41:59that is not what i meant no we never say what we mean
42:08my wife will be here today for the ceremony and she won't even look in her direction
42:14i'm sorry norton has a card and she will not be indiscreet because she was born that is born to
42:19play
42:20these games you were not and i am depending on you to learn discretion
42:29i trust you more than any man in dublin
42:34after the ceremony i have made arrangements that you can escort relieve your home and if anything
42:40should transpire i trust you to tell no one
42:45this is at our request
42:47you will learn that everything is at our request
42:52and with your permission
42:56permission given
42:57i will submit the same now let's go and grovel to my brother
43:15welcome home benjamin how fares the soldier in london soldier fares well
43:20and the soldier's wife even better before we left england i was given the news
43:26i'm expecting a baby
43:29splendid news brother
43:31i'm sorry i missed your wedding
43:34i was busy in court being humiliated
43:37of course edward is busy working
43:39he's working on your behalf
43:41indeed water brother
43:44bravo bravo
43:45i take no credit
43:47the gates of hell have been locked for good
43:50in my case here in dublin
43:52those gates have been locked for me by someone else
43:57to which now i give thanks
44:01oh my god
44:03has peace broken out on the guinness battlefield
44:06i'm actually not sure
44:07i imagine it's only a truce at best
44:11where is antagonist
44:12we wanted to thank you for bringing us together
44:16she was delayed
44:17at ivy house
44:18yes some business involving
44:21one of the cousins
44:27christine
44:28oh where's the door
44:31christine
44:40i was not invited to the ceremony
44:43but i came here anyway
44:44christine
44:45and then edward would not let me get into the family carriage
44:47because he said benjamin and his wife would be there
44:49put the gun down
44:50i learned that he had married from a newspaper
44:52christine please put down the gun
44:55this is a gun i once fetched for him
44:58with it
44:59he will help me to find peace
45:01and i will be spared your jurisdiction
45:04christine
45:06christine do you hear that
45:08anne
45:09is giving birth
45:11in the east wing
45:13giving birth
45:14even while you consider death
45:16like christine
45:18think of the things you can do
45:20with your life
45:21you can do good
45:23anne and adelaide
45:25have started a
45:26a charitable foundation
45:28transforming the lives of the poor
45:31christine
45:32christine please
45:34anne
45:35poor anne
45:36has learned to type
45:42i myself
45:43am learning to speak irish
45:44so
45:45so i can talk to poor people
45:48of course we will all
45:50wear gloves
45:52and there will be sherry
45:54lots and lots of sherry
45:57oh christine
45:59to hell with men and their
46:01complications
46:02come join the women
46:04yes
46:12holy fuck
46:16that's very
46:26holy fuck
46:31oh my god
46:35oh my god
46:36oh my god
46:36oh my god
46:41oh my god
46:56ladies and gentlemen
46:59welcome
46:59to this new era
47:01in the history of the guinness brewery
47:04and welcome to this new extension
47:06to our enterprise
47:09many people have worked hard
47:10to make this become a reality
47:12but in truth
47:15it has been edward
47:17my younger brother
47:19who has steered us
47:20through stormy waters
47:22working tirelessly
47:23to bring us to this moment
47:26where huge new orders
47:27are coming in from america
47:29and my family's reputation
47:31for benevolence and good works
47:33is becoming famous
47:34around the world
47:36hold thanks
47:37to my faultless brother
47:39our father would be proud
47:43and now
47:45behold
47:46guinness
47:47none bigger
47:48or better
47:49in the whole world
48:00meanwhile i myself
48:02have been playing games
48:03in the corridors of power
48:04pursuing a parliamentary seat
48:06a futile endeavor
48:08no
48:09no
48:10no
48:10please
48:10it ended in a particularly painful
48:14kind of defeat
48:16but i hereby make a vow
48:18to my brother
48:21to my wife
48:24to my father
48:25myself
48:29that i will do more
48:33indeed
48:34a new beginning
48:44i now declare
48:45that the conquest of the known world
48:47by the rolling barrels of the black stuff
48:49is hereby
48:51set in motion
48:52and
49:05and
49:07and
49:07and
49:55That all went very well.
49:58Thank you for your kind words and words of intent.
50:03I meant it.
50:07But even though all is tranquil, I'm afraid later when everyone's gone, I need to talk
50:14to you.
50:17Brother, I need to talk to you about New York.
50:19Today was a pretty shit day.
50:22Didn't get much done.
50:25And I haven't got much to say.
50:28Didn't have much for one.
50:30Today was a pretty shit day.
50:33I just laid in bed.
50:36And I haven't got much to say.
50:38I just hate my head.
50:41I just hate my head.
50:44I just hate my head.
50:47I just hate my head.
50:50I just hate my head.
51:02Choose life.
51:07Choose a job
51:12Choose a wife
51:18Choose DIY
51:24Choose your future
51:29Choose your future
51:35Choose your future
51:37Choose your future
52:02Choose your future
52:03Choose a life
52:19Choose your future
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