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00:00You
00:49Okay boys it sounds like a grand affair in there now let's show them our invitations
01:11come on stop right now tell me why are we in such a hurry there's coppers coming arthur precisely
01:20one minute past 10 o'clock
01:37oh
01:52down there
02:07down there
02:09over there
02:18down there
02:32someone paid you
02:35who
02:36who
02:40you don't have to tell me
02:43now i can fucking guess did he call me a leafy eagle by any chance
02:50you did this for money
02:53no
02:53you did
02:54no
02:55didn't think to just ask
02:56i gotta stop it
02:57open your mouth
02:59open your fucking mouth
03:03no
03:04no
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04:04no
04:05you must cut the ropes
04:05run away for a check in the post for your services
04:08no no please no arthur please
04:12what we have is not a service
04:15no
04:17no
04:27no
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04:29no
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04:31no
04:33My Uncle Henry will soon learn I am a wild enemy to have.
04:42Go away.
04:59Have you heard from the Luther of the town of Alima?
05:03Times were going hard with him, in fact, the man was woke.
05:06He just allowed a notice to the neighbors one and all
05:08As how he'd like their company that evening at a ball.
05:12And one right note, he was careful to suggest to them
05:14If they found a hat of his convenience to the door
05:17The more they put in whenever he requested them
05:20The better would the music be for better than the floor
05:22With the tooth and the flute and the twiddle of the fiddle-o'
05:26Up in the middle like the heron and the griddle-o'
05:28Up, down, hands around, crossing to the wall
05:31Oh, hadn't we the gaiety of fill the flute'd fall?
05:37I'm sick.
05:48What on earth are you doing?
05:50Taking samples of water from the stream that feeds into the lake.
05:56I saw you take a fall.
05:58Did you laugh?
05:59Yes, of course.
06:01The great man stumbles.
06:06There are three streams from three different natural springs
06:08Which feed the lake.
06:09I'm taking samples of all three back to the brewery.
06:12Our specialists who test the purity of the water can tell me which is the most pure.
06:29And I will dig a well.
06:30You will send the clean spring water to Clunbu.
06:35I will erect several water pumps.
06:38Fear not, each of them will be labelled with the Guinness name and a harp.
06:42Because as we established last night, all acts of kindness must be publicly branded for the good of a company.
06:48I suppose that means you'll make us put the harp on our housing trust building.
06:52Well, we are detonating half of Dublin for you and Dan, under the Guinness name.
07:00You could have sent someone else to collect the water samples and save your clothes.
07:05Just wanted to do something.
07:07I couldn't really sleep last night.
07:12Yesterday I found out you were not who I thought you were.
07:15And that we might have more in common than I thought.
07:32It's fine.
07:33Please.
07:34Please!
07:35I...
07:35I...
07:35I...
08:08Mmm.
08:10Mmm.
08:17Tea?
08:18What?
08:19That's just the way you say tea.
08:22Brightly.
08:23Like flicking crystal glass.
08:26Whatever do you mean, my love?
08:27When you arrived home last night, at half past one in the morning,
08:30and I looked out my window, I saw you get out of the carriage and
08:32throw up into the fountain.
08:34Mm-hmm.
08:35Oysters.
08:35Oysters.
08:37Tea.
08:37Honey.
08:38What a oyster tore your clothes into blood last night.
08:49It was a pursuit.
08:51Running into alleys.
08:53Leaping over rotten fences.
08:57Hiding.
08:59Hiding.
09:00Hiding from the police.
09:03No, I really don't know the police.
09:05I really don't deserve tenderness.
09:07It's all my fault.
09:08My fault in my stupid family's name.
09:11What matters, my love, is that you escaped.
09:18And therefore nothing really happened.
09:21Life continues.
09:22Your reputation is unblemished.
09:23And when the next election comes around, you can stand again for parliament.
09:28And peas are above the law.
09:32I almost get arrested and the next day you have me standing for an election.
09:36I want you to have power.
09:39I don't want to be married to a brewer.
09:42I want to be married to a government minister.
09:45A knighthood.
09:47Lord Arthur Guinness.
09:49Only love will get you caught.
09:50Find someone.
09:51Fuck them.
09:52Hail a cab and come safely home.
09:56Just so you know, I can't bear to be the face of another scandal.
10:00Dubliners hate me.
10:02As husband and wife, we decide these things together.
10:05And together, we will soon realize that I'm always right.
10:12Ahem.
10:13Beg your pardon, sir.
10:15Madam.
10:16Mr Rafferty is here.
10:17I'm not sure at whose request, but...
10:20Mine.
10:23You've got a job for him.
10:26It is science that has helped me to discover the truth.
10:31And I have calculated...
10:43I have calculated that we are now living in the sixth unsabbatic day of creation.
10:51That it is 6,000 years since Adam was betrayed by Eve.
10:58And therefore, by this calculation...
11:02It is scientifically proven...
11:04Uncle Henry.
11:06I've come to hear your confession.
11:15And therefore, by this calculation, it is scientifically proven that the end of the world...
11:22...is coming to pass very, very soon.
11:34How dare you interrupt a sacred sermon inside the house of...
11:39I have permission from Sir Arthur Guinness to be myself.
11:43To be absolutely myself.
11:46Regardless of your kinship.
11:51I'm capable of sacrilege by deed, even here.
11:56And it would be deeply unholy of you to provoke me into a passion that I cannot control.
12:01You are threatening my life on behalf of your master.
12:04My master, who you once compared to a liffy eel.
12:10An eel who you said you had boiled the gills.
12:26What the hell are you by the gills, Henry?
12:29Grr!
12:35Unless...
12:36My master is threatening your life.
12:46At first I thought that the sons would be softer than their father, but they are not.
12:50With their steam ships and their locomotives and their global plans, they will not be stopped.
12:56Which is why they need you gone.
12:59To a place away from Dublin.
13:01Enough to get you and your family to London.
13:03I will not be bullied.
13:06By an unrighteous mandrake Marianne.
13:10Cock-holded by his own father.
13:15Well then, tear up the cheque.
13:18And I swear to God, here in his own house.
13:25This one day.
13:27When your congregation comes to this church.
13:30They will hear the grave news that their holy prophet was found washed up on the rocks.
13:36At the foot of the pill bag lighthouse.
13:40With lampreys riding in his throat.
13:43And leeches sucking on his eyes.
13:46I will not be but cosecant in his face.
13:53At the foot of the pill, aah!
14:03And the afted and afted and afted and and ophed.
14:14Levis.
14:15And the afted and afted and anofted and afted and afted and afted and afted man.
14:26I'm not afraid of a bit of progress.
14:52Dear Byron, I'm writing to share glad tidings from Dublin.
14:57You should know that the profits that are flowing from New York are being used to serve God's purpose.
15:03The secret deal which you struck with our Fenian friends is therefore a disreputable means to a virtuous end.
15:12In this work, I'm supported by the women of the Guinness Trust.
15:16Who never cease to surprise me with their devotion to the cause.
15:24I am also working tirelessly to build bridges with the Fenians.
15:35And I must say, I'm finding their representatives reasonable and indeed agreeable.
15:57This political intercourse is resulting in many happy outcomes.
16:07I am doing this on behalf of my brother, who is being persuaded to stand for Parliament, which is why
16:13I am writing to you.
16:15Since you have been so successful in selling our beer to the people of America, perhaps you can be just
16:21as successful selling my brother to the people of Dublin.
16:25By the time you return, you will see parts of the city much changed.
16:30You may also come home to find me changed.
16:33Ever.
16:45All of the new trust homes are within the sound of St. Patrick's Cathedral's bells.
16:49Look.
16:50Feel.
16:51And rejoice.
16:52Clean water.
16:53In every home.
16:54And a water closet and ash closet in every home too.
16:57Even for the bachelors.
16:58So, you and Edward have been working together into the night of the year and using an absurd amount of
17:06candles.
17:07And I know because I see the trust accounts.
17:10And in the flickering candlelight, with all that passion in the air of doing good works,
17:17I'm feeling that you're actually making a difference in the world.
17:21And in that moment, as of yet, there has not been one single kiss.
17:27Let me show you the bedrooms.
17:28Each have their own fireplace.
17:30Not one kiss, Toto.
17:36One.
17:37Hallelujah.
17:38Praise the Lord.
17:39Well, there is a reason for the absence of...
17:44Edward has another woman.
17:45Yes.
17:45Is that it?
17:47He is my brother.
17:48He doesn't have to actually tell me things with words.
17:52There is a woman.
17:54And oddly, I think he loves her.
17:57Oh, dear.
17:58Did he actually use that word?
18:01Like you, I don't need him to say things out loud.
18:05How do you know about her?
18:08Because Edward told me himself.
18:11And because he is unsure of what he should do with this forbidden love.
18:16This is all terribly romantic, but he is not a child anymore.
18:20And there has been at least one kiss.
18:24Three days ago, when the keys to the new apartments were finally cut.
18:29Then there is hope.
18:31What do you mean hope?
18:32I don't want bloody hope.
18:35As if a woman alone is hopeless.
18:38No, this is all nonsense.
18:40Because today is a celebration.
18:59Oh, I hate Fridays.
19:02Here, stop complaining.
19:09As I understand, my diagnosis, who was told by Anne, who was told by Adelaide, that in her opinion, Adelaide
19:15would now respond favorably to a proposal of marriage for me.
19:17Yes, I know.
19:21Well, it's about time, isn't it?
19:25About time for what?
19:26I got married.
19:28Surely it's your time.
19:29It's not about taking turns.
19:33Ah, I see.
19:37It's about the Finian girl.
19:44I understand from Olivia, who was told by Potter, that you've had a letter from the leader of the Conservative
19:49Party.
19:50Fucking Potter.
19:51Mr. Disraeli himself has written to you and asked you to stand for Conservative Party candidate for Dublin at the
19:56next election.
19:57Yes, and I've bloody declined.
19:58Even though it would be very much in the best interests of the company.
20:10No need to pour.
20:27Apparently there was a significant kiss or something, which might have changed things.
20:30I'm not sure.
20:31Apparently in the letter of Potter read, Disraeli was virtually begging you to stand.
20:34Should we actually just get fucking rid of Potter?
20:35So I suppose my question is, why would you not stand?
20:37And my question to you is, why would you not marry?
20:52Well, as someone with long experience of impossible love, I will tell you that you and this woman in the
21:02dark can never be together.
21:06So you must find happiness in the world of what is possible.
21:13I always instinctively reject your advice.
21:16And I reject yours instinctively.
21:17However, it appears that Anne and Olivia are suggesting that for the good of the company, we both grow up
21:29and fulfill our father's dream of becoming true aristocracy.
21:37Come on.
21:39I will run for election, and you will go say goodbye.
22:07I have just drafted a leaflet which explains in a language the common Dubliner can understand.
22:11My home rule is a logical first step towards an independent Ireland.
22:15Also, my landlady has requested an extra ten shillings a week in return for turning a blind eye to your
22:20visits.
22:20I said it would be okay.
22:23For a little while, it will not be necessary.
22:27Why will it not be necessary?
22:31My brother has decided to stand for the Conservative Party in the forthcoming election.
22:39Supporting the union.
22:40But I will make sure he will not burn the bridges you and I have built.
22:44Ellen, you have my word.
22:46The word of a Guinness brother means what?
22:48Look, it's an unspoken agreement.
22:57If there are other things going unspoken, I suggest you speak them now.
23:13We feel...
23:15For the duration of the election, we feel it's best if I don't come here.
23:20We?
23:21Look, Arthur's political opponents will be looking for any weakness.
23:25Oh, and I'm your weakness.
23:26You know you have been my weakness.
23:44Yes, I...
23:46I feel that it is time
23:49for both of us
23:52to become realistic.
23:54But you will need a man.
23:57A permanent man.
24:00And all this time you've been temporary.
24:07And I came here today
24:10to tell you that I have been thinking
24:14and now I'm certain.
24:16I think I'm...
24:19I've been thinking that I will propose
24:24to her,
24:26to Adelaide.
24:32You mean your lady of divine mercy
24:35who builds your houses to ease your guilt?
24:37Look, I could stand here
24:39and lie
24:40like almost every other man of my class
24:42and have two fireplaces to sit at,
24:44but I am not that man.
24:47Are you in love with me, Edward?
24:50Because I know that you once were.
24:54Yes.
24:58I once was.
25:00I see it clearly.
25:02Arthur gets elected.
25:04Edward gets himself a suitable wife
25:06in the brewery.
25:07The holy, sacred fucking brewery
25:09goes on from strength to strength.
25:10Because in all the world, Edward,
25:12when it comes down to blood and beer,
25:14the brewery is all that matters.
25:32You've never lied to me, Edward,
25:34but you lied to yourself.
25:36You tell yourself this is one law
25:38replacing another, but in truth,
25:41this is you running away from me
25:43because I am bad for business.
25:50Go home
25:52to where you belong.
25:55Save yourself ten shillings.
26:11Oh, in, we sailed you in
26:15behind the springtime.
26:19Float all in note
26:22new among my mind.
26:24You hold the note
26:28The note just moves
26:30to move, man
26:33Let go of the note
26:35and so move everything
26:41I can't come to quantify
26:44the feeling
26:48I was walking home
26:51after the feeling
26:59Tighter.
27:00Yes, ma'am.
27:01Leave it.
27:09I don't pay you to stand around gawking.
27:12Sorry, ma'am.
27:14Try again.
27:25I was told you wanted
27:26to see me.
27:29Yes.
27:37How are you?
27:39Things are as you know them to be.
27:43Good.
27:48At least
27:50last two weeks
27:51she has been
27:53so concerned.
27:57Has she shared her concern with you?
28:03A fear of a certain kind
28:06has been shared with me.
28:10I sense gentleness
28:14in you and her.
28:16Sex I will accept
28:17but not tenderness.
28:18They are the same.
28:19You can be the same.
28:21She can be the same.
28:22But there is nature
28:23which might have intervened.
28:30An accident, perhaps.
28:35I expected you to take precaution.
28:38Well, sometimes she insists.
28:39Stop!
28:43With the election coming
28:45we cannot afford scandals.
28:51She is taking an awfully long time
28:53to get ready
28:53even for her.
28:55It's as if she's been forced
28:57to change into a different dress.
28:59Well, we should pray not.
29:01What?
29:02Pray?
29:03Pray to who?
29:05Whoever blesses an arrangement
29:06like ours.
29:08It's not God.
29:12Lady Olivia will be here presently.
29:15The carriage is being brought around.
29:32I had to choose
29:33a different dress, yes.
29:36Oh dear, oh dear.
29:38Now, we can always
29:40figure out a way.
29:41Perhaps we should speak about this
29:43after the wedding.
29:46Today's a wonderful, wonderful day.
29:49And there will be no lumps
29:50and no grumps, Arthur.
29:51You will smile.
29:56Yeah.
30:10Ah, Potter.
30:11One more thing.
30:12Yes, sir.
30:13We're putting you on the door.
30:14What door?
30:15The door of the cathedral.
30:16We've heard that our dear brother Benjamin
30:18has been drinking again.
30:19He's coming up from London alone,
30:20God help us.
30:21If he makes it to the church,
30:22make sure you take Potter.
30:24Make sure you keep him outside.
30:25Yes.
30:26Arthur, have you remembered
30:27to put the bottle of water
30:28in Dodo's carriage?
30:29Yes, yes, yes.
30:30What water?
30:31My brother and his future wife
30:32have some kind of private joke
30:33about clean water
30:34being more precious
30:35than vintage champagne.
30:36Edward, look at me.
30:36Please.
30:39Your Guinness.
30:40Mr. Edward, your carriage awaits.
30:43Yes, sir.
30:44I want to be
30:44in the military
30:47when I was just 15
30:52I'm set out in me
30:55I want to be
30:59in the military
31:02Edward and Agilentis
31:14Simon, please shut that child up.
31:16Arthur!
31:21Benjamin.
31:22Benjamin!
31:24I know, didn't I?
31:25Husband.
31:48There's nothing to see here.
31:50Move on.
32:16What the fuck?
32:19You've been at your brother's wedding
32:20and you had too much to drink.
32:22You must have fallen asleep.
32:24They left you here
32:25because they have no regard for you.
32:33Would you like a drink?
32:35God, yes.
32:42I knew what would happen.
32:44They have no love for you.
32:46Penny pinch your inheritance
32:47leave you to sleep at the table
32:48and probably laughed at you.
32:52One of the maids told me
32:53you were here
32:55and I heard you came
32:56to the wedding alone.
33:01My wife
33:03is disgusted with me
33:06because I'm drinking again.
33:08Well, I am not disgusted
33:10with you, Benjamin
33:10and I never will be.
33:15Oh, no.
33:22Stop.
33:23Stop.
33:23Stop.
33:29I came here
33:30like an angel of mercy
33:31to show you
33:32what real love is.
33:33I did.
33:34I did.
33:35I did.
33:36I did.
33:59Fuck, this is what?
34:00Fuck, this is what?
34:29You keep for me, to inspect.
34:32It's a shame to waste it.
34:43Those of you ladies new to house, Guinness, the rule is that copulating couples must not be disturbed and are
34:51to be cleaned around.
34:54Go ahead there, Nuala.
35:02Go ahead, Nuala.
35:09Did you come to admire the view?
35:12Shouldn't you be in some grand bed consummating your vows?
35:16take a seat mr. champion I've been reading in the papers there's an election
35:28coming I did we teach the working classes to read I also read that you're
35:34running for office again mr. Guinness so if politics is back on the agenda I
35:39imagine there's a renewed desire to hide the various indiscretions from the
35:45voting electorate indiscretions well Edward there were your Saturday nights
35:52and your New York arrangement and you are there of course our Friday nights so
35:58now possibly is the best time to discuss what might be called an indiscretion tax
36:04mm-hmm could you sorry take a look at the map Bonnie this is Doc 7 well we're
36:11sitting right now all right this is a map of Doc 7 how it will look in a year
36:15and a half's time we've swept it clean and they'll get more cooperage a master
36:19capacity this area this here you see what is designated to be a new hogshead
36:25loading bay is currently what's your office mr. champion but of course in
36:31order to facilitate this great big brewery expansion your office stables your
36:38lodging houses the angel pub itself will all be improved by dine away and since
36:46your own tenancy agreements are rather dubious and hereby serve you notice to
36:51quit
36:57but since we are a famously philanthropic company we might find it in our hearts to
37:05compensate you you see the days men like you haunting these dogs they're gone let's say
37:15three thousand pounds mm-hmm and an annual fee of 500 in return for a completely
37:23uneventful election and a very peaceful evacuation of these premises
37:33by the way you have one week
37:42my price is ten thousand or you can go to hell seven and a half the final offer
38:05i feel like you and i are becoming something of a team
38:11i really don't know what we're doing handing over the election to the new york cowboy
38:28is responsible for an increase in profits throughout the east coast of the united states
38:33and washington dc where he claims president of the united states is himself now a drinker
38:39word
38:43greetings
38:45from new york
38:52with my return to dublin our election campaign begins the demolition of dock seven
38:59we sell to people as proof of our virtue as proof of our willingness to confront the
39:06sins of this sinful city. A vote for Arthur Guinness is a vote for virtue.
39:15If I am to hide your excesses, I need to know what they are. I'm going to need to know
39:20the
39:20truth about the people I'm going to be working with.
39:27Up until two months before my wedding, Alan Cochran and I were sleeping together on regular
39:36occasions at her lodgings in the docks. I am the conservative candidate standing for election
39:44in the city of Dublin. I've got absolutely no faults and no secrets whatsoever. Except
39:50for the fact that I was a regular frequenter of that rat's nest. And my dear wife, whom
40:00I love in my own way, very much is pregnant. With my foreman's baby.
40:16So, infidelity.
40:18Three.
40:20Sogony.
40:21Two.
40:23Lost, love and random acts of violence.
40:26One.
40:29A more typical Dublin family would be hard to find.
40:31Four.
40:33Four.
40:48An example in Audi**s on Instagram.
41:00Lol.
41:01OK, Zf抓 off all the corporation on Instagram.
41:01in law and we must be the chran new centerpiece telegraph did you miss us are your glad
41:07going to rush the plans it's been class i can issue shot a mock is lying on court
41:12god propaganda machine be kept back all over your screens
41:18drug class um or a v i could add nice mass of wait and see
41:22cause it's been ages controversy won't face us we hold all the cars in their aces try
41:26to protect your kids but they'll hear us
41:41oh it's been ages since we made the front pages your falcons you made us famous sticking our
41:46face in your papers but we get loved by our neighbors you keep track when you're giving
41:49them favors sad credit girl go well to jazz it'll hit it off the last action which i thought they'd
41:56off
41:56the mass chain which i thought they'd off the mass i can't hold on the last nice move out these
42:00in the
42:01task a gang already now won't ask on call your face and then you're scum that's enough for this boy
42:07don't run transitional early now job done
42:44you
43:14you
43:44you
44:17you
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