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00:00:28Transcription by CastingWords

00:00:31In the beginning, the universe was in perfect balance, kept in peace and harmony by four magic books.

00:00:43The Alliance of Evil Wizards made it their mission to capture these books and shroud the universe in darkness.

00:00:55One of the books, called Jaunty Grimoire, got away.

00:00:59That's me! Cha-cha-cha!

00:01:01The magic book? Where is it? Find it at once!

00:01:04She was rescued by a group of mighty blue guardians.

00:01:09Those evil wizards won't get you.

00:01:11I've got to run. You're safe with us, little one.

00:01:14They swore to protect the magic book.

00:01:16The fate of the universe depended on it, so they hid her away in a secret location.

00:01:24Now, shh! Don't tell anyone!

00:01:27I'm in Smurf Village!

00:01:34La, la, la, la, la, la, la, sing a happy song.

00:01:38La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, smurf the whole day long.

00:01:42La, la, la, la, la, la, la, sing a happy song.

00:01:47Check this out.

00:01:48Check this out.

00:01:49La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

00:02:06la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

00:02:07la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,

00:02:07la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

00:02:18But you're looking so put together

00:02:21I just started feeling cool

00:02:23You got a scoreboard and eight

00:02:25I match with you, red, green, or gray

00:02:27I'm still here, we got massive feel

00:02:29Whatever color you feel because

00:02:31Everything goes with blue

00:02:33It look, it look good on me

00:02:35Good on you

00:02:36Gotta fly in that suit

00:02:38Everything goes with blue

00:02:42I look in the sky

00:02:44I see you

00:02:45You're a star, bright and blue

00:02:47Everything goes with

00:02:49Boom ba ba birthday blue

00:02:51Boom ba ba birthday blue

00:02:53Boom ba ba birthday blue

00:02:55Bada boom ba da boom

00:02:56Boom

00:02:58Hey

00:03:05Blue but the bum bum

00:03:07Blue but the bum bum bum

00:03:09Blue but the bum bum bum

00:03:09You got a scoreboard and eight

00:03:12I match with you, red, green, or gray

00:03:14I'm still here, we got massive blue

00:03:16How do you feel because

00:03:17Everything goes with blue

00:03:19It look good on me, good on you

00:03:23Butterfly in that suit

00:03:25Everything goes with blue

00:03:28I look in the sky

00:03:30I see you, you're a star

00:03:32Bright and blue

00:03:34Everything goes with blue

00:03:35Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

00:03:37Ba-da-boom, ba-da-boom, ba-boom

00:03:41Now that's what I call a banger

00:03:43Great job, Smurf

00:03:45Yay for us

00:03:46A few timing issues, but you almost had it this time, no name

00:03:50Same time, same place tomorrow

00:03:52Adding it to the calendar, Papa Smurf

00:03:54Thank you, calendar Smurf

00:03:56Isn't it grand living in a place where everyone has a thing

00:04:00Excuse me?

00:04:01Oh, you stepped it in now, Papa

00:04:03Papa Smurf, quick follow-up, if I may

00:04:05And here we go

00:04:06I still don't have a thing

00:04:08And a quick follow-up to the follow-up

00:04:10Don't you think that that's a bit odd?

00:04:12Like, Hefty Smurf is hefty

00:04:15I smash things

00:04:18And Worry Smurf worries

00:04:20You know, maybe everybody else just doesn't worry enough

00:04:22And Brainy is really smart

00:04:25And Grouchy is

00:04:27Don't even say it

00:04:28And there's Camouflage Smurf

00:04:29I'm right here

00:04:30How to Focus Smurf

00:04:31Clumsy Smurf

00:04:34Way back there, Smurf

00:04:36Way over here

00:04:37Handlebar mustache Smurf

00:04:38Quiet Smurf

00:04:40I have something really important to tell you

00:04:42What did he say?

00:04:43I have no idea

00:04:44But do you see what I'm saying, Papa?

00:04:46Well, you're no-name

00:04:47That's a thing

00:04:48Is it though?

00:04:50Because if my thing is my distinct absence of a thing

00:04:53I'm actually

00:04:56Nothing

00:04:59Hey, sound effects Smurf

00:05:01Smurf, can you back off?

00:05:06Crrrr

00:05:07Even he's got a thing

00:05:09And he's only been here since Tuesday

00:05:10Oh, I wouldn't worry about it too much, no-name

00:05:13Some Smurfs just take a little more time to find their thing

00:05:16It's in there

00:05:18You just gotta find a way to let it out

00:05:20I've been thinking

00:05:21We don't have a magic Smurf

00:05:23Around here

00:05:24Maybe that could be my thing

00:05:26Oh, Smurfs can't do magic

00:05:28But I'm sure there's something else for you

00:05:31Hey, list making Smurf

00:05:33What's left on our giant list of things

00:05:35To try to find no-name-a-name list?

00:05:38Well, let's see, Papa

00:05:39Okay, to date we've tried

00:05:41Oh, 10,248 things

00:05:46How many do we have left?

00:05:48Um, two

00:05:49Clog making and

00:05:50Oh, shark taming

00:05:52Oh, that's wonderful news

00:05:54Let's try clog making

00:05:56That's a great idea, Papa Smurf

00:05:58Right, Smurf?

00:05:59That's a great idea!

00:06:06I guess I could learn to like clogs

00:06:14Just take your time, no-name

00:06:16Don't rush it

00:06:17I'll just be right here

00:06:19You got this

00:06:22If you can make something with a square toe

00:06:24That'd be great

00:06:24Thanks

00:06:42Terrible clog

00:06:49You know, there's always shark taming

00:06:54That one's already taken

00:06:57That's too bad

00:06:59Hey, I have a great idea

00:07:00Let's go pick some Smurf berries

00:07:02It's hard to feel bad with a sack full of Smurf berries

00:07:05Oh, I must admit, Smurfette

00:07:07There is a gnawing emptiness inside me

00:07:09That all the Smurf berries in the land couldn't fill

00:07:11It's hard to be the odd Smurf out

00:07:14I think I might know a little something about that feeling

00:07:16What do you mean?

00:07:17Well, I'm the only Smurf created out of a block of clay by our mortal enemy

00:07:21The evil wizard Gargamel in the hopes of luring all Smurfs to their doom

00:07:25I mean, that was a lot for me to process

00:07:29So how do you handle that, Smurfette?

00:07:31Well, I just think about all the friends who love me and that I love back

00:07:35And I get the strength to keep on keeping on

00:07:38You'll find your thing, no name

00:07:39So don't give up

00:07:41Thanks, Smurfette

00:07:42I cherish us

00:07:43I cherish us too

00:07:45Infinity

00:07:46I cherish you

00:07:47Infinity times infinity plus one

00:07:49It's not a competition

00:07:51But if it was

00:07:52I cherish you

00:07:54Infinity times infinity plus one times pi times infinity

00:07:59And I'd win

00:08:09Smurfette's right

00:08:10I need to stop dwelling on what I don't have

00:08:13And start dwelling on what I do

00:08:18But why is that so hard for me?

00:08:23Who am I?

00:08:25Where do I belong?

00:08:29Heavy heart

00:08:31But I carry on

00:08:33Searching for the answers

00:08:37But I'm only moving backwards

00:08:42What they say

00:08:43When they think of me

00:08:48Does a name tell you anything?

00:08:52Does happy ever after

00:08:57Ever really happen?

00:08:59I'm always on the outside

00:09:02Looking in

00:09:04Never finding nothing

00:09:06I'm always on the sidelines

00:09:09In the end

00:09:10And you only see the downside

00:09:15When you're always on the outside

00:09:18I try to find a reason

00:09:22I try to find a reason

00:09:22To be strong

00:09:23I'm holding on for something

00:09:26But no one ever knows

00:09:28But no one ever knows what's going on

00:09:30Cause you keep it on the inside

00:09:34When you're always on the outside

00:09:38When you're always on the outside

00:09:39Always on the outside

00:09:41When you're always on the outside

00:09:48Looking in

00:10:02I need a chance to prove them all wrong

00:10:07And see the world from the side

00:10:10I never walk on

00:10:12I know there's something there for me

00:10:17I still believe

00:10:25I wish I had my own thing

00:10:34Oh

00:10:35Poor thing

00:10:37It's in you

00:10:39You just need a little help

00:10:44Uh

00:10:45What's happening?

00:10:47Water

00:11:00Hm?

00:11:01Who are you?

00:11:05Oh

00:11:06In the middle

00:11:16It's in you

00:11:17Oh

00:11:18Oh

00:11:19Oh

00:11:45What the show?

00:11:48Sorry!

00:11:49Quick question?

00:11:50What's going on?

00:11:51Um, well, I wished for a thing, and...

00:11:59You got magic!

00:12:04Smurfette!

00:12:09Papa Smurf!

00:12:10Papa Smurf!

00:12:12You seem to have a bee in your bonnet.

00:12:14What's on your mind, No Name?

00:12:15It took 10,248 tries, but I did it!

00:12:19I finally found my thing!

00:12:21Well, that's fantastic!

00:12:23What is it?

00:12:24I know you said Smurfs can't do magic, but I can.

00:12:27It's the thing I really wanted!

00:12:28Hey, what are you talking about?

00:12:30He never stopped trying to find his thing, and I'm so proud.

00:12:33Show him!

00:12:34Uh, okay.

00:12:35Um, let's see, uh...

00:12:48That's what I'm talking about!

00:12:50Stop!

00:12:52Stop!

00:13:00Stop!

00:13:09No!

00:13:11No!

00:13:13No!

00:13:22No...

00:13:39Yes, sir, tiger!

00:13:40Ah!

00:13:42Cyrus Joel!

00:13:43It's Joel!

00:13:44We found Smurf Village!

00:13:47Huh?

00:13:47Smurf Village?

00:13:49Wonderful, Joel!

00:13:50How did we do that?

00:13:51There was an energy pulse detected on our energy pulse detector.

00:13:53Shall I send in your brother?

00:13:55Gargamel? Absolutely not.

00:13:57That imbecile will only get in the way.

00:14:00Just... initiate extraction measures.

00:14:03Yes, Lord Razanel. Most evil.

00:14:07What is that?

00:14:09He found us. There's so much I didn't tell you.

00:14:11Your Smurf location has been acquired.

00:14:14Everyone, listen to me. Your lives are in terrible danger.

00:14:18Smurf Village isn't safe anymore.

00:14:21We have an emergency plan in case this very thing happens.

00:14:25Find Ken!

00:14:26Find Ken? What does that mean?

00:14:29Find... Ken!

00:14:37We're all protected now!

00:14:40Why?

00:14:44Wait, wait. Everybody calm down.

00:14:47We need to be rational here.

00:14:49There's only one evil wizard who would do this.

00:14:53Gargamel.

00:14:54Noni, use your magic to find Gargamel.

00:14:57That is not your greatest idea. I just got Papa Smurfnapped.

00:15:01Just focus. Concentrate.

00:15:04Okay. Gargamel. Gargamel. Gargamel. Gargamel.

00:15:11Oh!

00:15:13Success!

00:15:14My sweet Azrael.

00:15:16What sound do you think a Smurf makes right before he expires?

00:15:21No!

00:15:24That's the sound I imagined too.

00:15:27You're such a delight, my furry angel.

00:15:30Gargamel!

00:15:31Yes?

00:15:32Did you just speak human, Azrael?

00:15:34Show my stuff!

00:15:39It's Smurf Village!

00:15:42Oh no. Not the evil wizard Gargamel.

00:15:46Look, Azrael. A poor abandoned Smurf.

00:15:52Let's smush it.

00:15:54Haha, sucker.

00:15:56Huh?

00:15:59All right, Gargamel. Spill the beans.

00:16:02What did you do with Papa?

00:16:03Papa? Nothing! Release me from this cage at once!

00:16:07Something tells me you're not telling us everything.

00:16:10You got Papa snatched.

00:16:12If I had Papa Smurf, I'd be gloating about it right now.

00:16:16Well, maybe we should give him a makeover. He'll never forget.

00:16:19Hey, Smurfs!

00:16:21Hey, Clumsy!

00:16:22Guys!

00:16:23Is this...

00:16:25Is this any...

00:16:27It's just...

00:16:29Didn't Papa say to find can?

00:16:34Spin this track from beginning to end.

00:16:37Through this portal, you'll find Ken.

00:16:39Thank you, Clumsy.

00:16:41You're welcome.

00:16:42No name?

00:16:43This is how we're gonna get Papa back.

00:16:45Let's do it.

00:17:02This is not going to end well.

00:17:08I hate being eaten by a granny bone.

00:17:13Run away!

00:17:17Whoa!

00:17:21Whoa!

00:17:25What's happening?

00:17:27We're obviously in some kind of non-Newtonian portal.

00:17:30Where's it taking us?

00:17:31To the land of Ken.

00:17:34We've been waiting for it.

00:17:35And today is that day.

00:17:37Yeah.

00:17:37Don't wanna be safe.

00:17:38We're feeling the mood.

00:17:39Next stop right to.

00:17:41Doing things brand new.

00:17:42Nothing new.

00:17:43When I lit my crew.

00:17:45Whoa!

00:17:48Whoa!

00:17:49Whoa!

00:17:50Whoa!

00:17:52Whoa!

00:17:53Whoa!

00:17:54Whoa!

00:17:57Whoa!

00:17:59Whoa!

00:18:00Whoa!

00:18:02Whoa!

00:18:03Whoa!

00:18:04Whoa!

00:18:07Whoa!

00:18:13Whoa!

00:18:15Whoa!

00:18:19There's my fets.

00:18:21I'm here!

00:18:22Hefty!

00:18:22Here.

00:18:23Worry.

00:18:23Here.

00:18:24Brainy.

00:18:24presents vanity here grouchy here unfortunately uh where all the mushrooms and smurf berries

00:18:33whoa where are we it's paris how'd you know that smurfette je ne sais pas jenna say what now

00:18:44i'm not really sure let's just stick to the plan find ken save papa let's go smurfs and turtle

00:18:53and turtle sorry hello wizard members of the evil alliance we cannot tell you oopsie sorry i was just

00:19:21um i was inquiring did you all have fun weekend conswallop razzamel we can't link our four books

00:19:27together erase all goodness and shroud the universe in a cloud of dark magic forever if we only have

00:19:32three books that's just logic 101 yes and i feel terrible about that and that's why i'm super

00:19:39excited to share some great news with the council ah you have your magic book well no not that great

00:19:46but but i am so close oh he says that every time you know he's been a hundred and six

00:19:53years

00:19:53and razzamel how much longer do we have to wait for you do we need to replace you razzamel no

00:20:00please no

00:20:02sire a word joel i'm on a very important zoom it's them sire who them the them

00:20:08quick bathroom break ladies and gents thank you

00:20:15we're one step closer to total evil dominance

00:20:19huzzah for the bad guys huzzah i say yes sire huzzah indeed

00:20:37why did we design the zoom room so far away from my evil lair joel well that's where your laptop

00:20:42is

00:20:43my lord my podcast microphones are set up in the zoom room joel why wouldn't i use my podcast microphones

00:20:50for my zooms

00:20:51ha ha ha yes papa ha ha ha 100 years in the making he hid i seeked and i won

00:21:10you've won

00:21:11nothing razzamel oh really who's in a job in my evil lair hmm where's the book

00:21:19um shoot i don't know i saw papa and i grabbed him maybe it's in his pocket

00:21:26look at him joel he's he's the size of a slice of apple pie would a book fit into a

00:21:31miniature man's

00:21:32pockets joel uh honestly it would depend on how big his pants were oh go back from whence you grabbed

00:21:38him and find that book now yes sir

00:21:46it's good to see you papa smurf i cannot say the same

00:21:49ah i've got something in the same portal that picked up papa smurf

00:21:53well what is this wretched place gargamel

00:22:11razzamel you found me i knew you wouldn't leave your own brother stranded forever oh i missed you so much

00:22:19Yes, yes, reunited and it feels so good. Oh, and you're the one who took up a smurf. Well, all

00:22:26right, all right

00:22:27Well done, baby, bro

00:22:30Too bad you didn't get the rest of the smurfs and you never will my smurfs are hidden away safe

00:22:36and secure

00:22:50Oh

00:23:07It's a killer brush death machine

00:23:27Oh

00:23:28I'm a bird a beautiful bird

00:23:56Oh

00:23:56Who are these guys city smurfs?

00:24:00So you my name's moxie, and we're the international neighborhood watch smurfs

00:24:07Paris division

00:24:11That sounds important it is what kind of smurfs are you um

00:24:16We are the standard kind smurf village division

00:24:24Smurf village where's Papa? That's why we're here. He told us to find Ken. We'll take you to him

00:24:33We got you follow us

00:24:43I'm

00:24:44Can inside the discothèque

00:25:02Get across the dance floor avoid feet

00:25:22Let's go.

00:25:55Almost there.

00:25:56Almost where?

00:25:57There.

00:26:00See you on the other side.

00:26:25So, where's Ken?

00:26:27I'm right here.

00:26:29Let me guess.

00:26:31Papa Smurf's in trouble.

00:26:33How did you know that?

00:26:34I'm Papa Smurf's brother.

00:26:36We had a plan in case the worst thing in the world ever happened.

00:26:40And it looks like it just did.

00:26:43Oh, uh, sorry about the mask.

00:26:45I was just doing a quick exfoliation.

00:26:48I never have time for self-care.

00:26:50I always make time.

00:26:53Is the book safe?

00:26:55What are you talking about?

00:26:56Papa never told you about the magic book.

00:26:59Pardon me, Ken, but we didn't even know Papa Smurf had a brother.

00:27:02Well, don't take this the wrong way, but you Smurfs don't know Smurf about Smurf.

00:27:07With all due respect, Ken, we all Smurf.

00:27:10In fact, I probably personally Smurfed more than you ever Smurfed.

00:27:15That sounds like a load of Smurf.

00:27:17Can you Smurf that Smurf up?

00:27:18I can Smurf that Smurf up and have it delivered to your house.

00:27:22Hey, come on, Smurfs.

00:27:23Stick a Smurf in it.

00:27:24Smurf that.

00:27:25Yeah, I don't like his Smurfitude.

00:27:27Ditto.

00:27:27Ditto infinity times infinity plus six.

00:27:30I win.

00:27:31Then let's just leave it at that.

00:27:32Fine.

00:27:33This is the handiwork of the evil wizard Razamel.

00:27:37He plays for keeps.

00:27:38How do you know that?

00:27:40The part that he plays for keeps or the Razamel part?

00:27:42Well, both.

00:27:43I know a lot of things, fella.

00:27:46Cool, cool.

00:27:48All right, so let's go find this Razamel and-

00:27:51Smash him.

00:27:52I like this guy.

00:27:55Let's get Papa Smurf back.

00:27:57Let's?

00:27:58You're staying here.

00:28:00I don't work with amateurs.

00:28:02Well, joke's on you because I like being called an amateur.

00:28:04It means doing something for the love of it.

00:28:07And that's me.

00:28:08That's what I do.

00:28:09Love.

00:28:10That and a dime will get you a phone call in 1986.

00:28:14What?

00:28:15Exactly.

00:28:16You don't get it.

00:28:21Your enemies are everywhere.

00:28:23And you have to be ready to take them out like that.

00:28:26Hi-ya!

00:28:27Pow!

00:28:30Well, that's one of the most disturbing worldviews I've ever encountered.

00:28:34Huh.

00:28:34Funny coming from a bunch of Smurfs who don't even know who they really are.

00:28:39What's that supposed to mean?

00:28:40It means Smurfs are descendants of mighty guardians.

00:28:45We swore to protect the four magic books from the Alliance of Evil Wizards.

00:28:50But your Papa walked away.

00:28:54Why would Papa keep that from us?

00:28:56You'd have to ask him.

00:28:58I will when we rescue him.

00:29:00Oh no, you're not coming with me.

00:29:02Oh!

00:29:02We'd love to come with you.

00:29:04No!

00:29:04I just said the 100% opposite of that.

00:29:07Yay!

00:29:08We're going!

00:29:09So, how do we do this?

00:29:11Yeah, how do we do this?

00:29:12Ugh.

00:29:14Okay.

00:29:15We do this by storming Razumel's castle, and we take no prisoners.

00:29:20Except for Papa.

00:29:20We'll make sure and grab him.

00:29:22Hold down the fort, Moxie.

00:29:24Roger that, Captain Ken.

00:29:25Did you bring the turntable?

00:29:27The old-timey one?

00:29:29No, we just went through it.

00:29:30Come on, guys.

00:29:31The last one through is supposed to bring the turntable.

00:29:34How do we make a portal now?

00:29:36We're not mind readers, Ace.

00:29:38And it doesn't matter, because my friend can get us there with his magic.

00:29:42Never heard of a magic, Smurf.

00:29:44My magic confidence is at a soft four, right now.

00:29:47Failure is the best teacher, no name.

00:29:49Dare to fail.

00:29:51Failure would actually be bad.

00:29:53Papa's counting on us.

00:29:56Okay, magic, Smurf.

00:29:59Take us to Razumel's castle!

00:30:03Oh.

00:30:05Uh.

00:30:08Give it another shot, no name.

00:30:11Okay.

00:30:13Come on.

00:30:14Come on.

00:30:16Take us to Razumel's castle.

00:30:19Please.

00:30:28This is good.

00:30:30Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle once removed.

00:30:34You need some serious therapy and a hug.

00:30:47Well, they're all going to die.

00:30:51Oh, look.

00:30:52He hates this.

00:30:53This is so much fun.

00:30:55Oh, wow.

00:30:58Can you believe it's been 62 years since you sent me on my mission to infiltrate Smurf Village?

00:31:04Remember?

00:31:05Oh, yes.

00:31:05Yes, I do.

00:31:06I just didn't think you'd ever do it.

00:31:09You're hilarious.

00:31:10Didn't you get my emails?

00:31:12No.

00:31:13They must have gone to spam.

00:31:14Spam?

00:31:15Why would they go to spam?

00:31:16Fine.

00:31:17I blocked you.

00:31:18You blocked me?

00:31:19Why?

00:31:20We can discuss all of this brotherly business later during a sidebar.

00:31:24But for now, where is the magic book, Papa Smurf?

00:31:27It's gone.

00:31:28I destroyed it.

00:31:30You are the worst liar.

00:31:32I know you didn't.

00:31:33You know why?

00:31:35Why?

00:31:35Because you're weak.

00:31:36Like your best friend, Ron.

00:31:39Don't you talk about Ron.

00:31:41Oh, look how upset he gets.

00:31:43Don't worry.

00:31:44I'll get you to talk.

00:31:46Those other blue rat monkeys must have taken the magic book with them.

00:31:50Where are your Smurfs now, Papa?

00:31:52I'll never tell.

00:31:55I have something, sire.

00:31:56What is it?

00:31:57The energy pulse detector picked up a fresh portal.

00:31:59The Smurfs are trying to infiltrate the castle.

00:32:01Fortunately, our force field knocked them off course.

00:32:03And I know exactly where it's sending them.

00:32:07Joel, let's go.

00:32:09Wait, you're taking him?

00:32:10Uh, Joel is my favorite hench minion.

00:32:18It worked!

00:32:19It did if you were trying to kill us!

00:32:22Race for impact!

00:32:25I think I just smurfed my pants.

00:32:29Hunt the wolf!

00:32:40Uh, this doesn't feel like Razanel's castle.

00:32:44That's because it's not.

00:32:46This is bad.

00:32:47Oh, no.

00:32:48Turns out our magic Smurf here is a bit of a dud.

00:32:52Maybe you ought to just stick to clog making.

00:32:53We've been bounced to the Interportal Way Station in the Australian Outback.

00:33:01And now we have to deal with the Snooter Poots.

00:33:05Snooter Poots?

00:33:07They're tricky creatures who survive out here by taking advantage of lost Interportal travelers.

00:33:13They like cake.

00:33:15Here, hold this cake inside that rock until they bite.

00:33:18Bite?

00:33:19Why do I have to do it?

00:33:20Well, I don't want to lose an arm.

00:33:22Don't be a bully, Ken.

00:33:23I'll do it.

00:33:23No, no.

00:33:24I got us into this mess.

00:33:25If anyone needs to lose an arm, it'll be me.

00:33:44Hold it out!

00:33:49No name!

00:33:51No name!

00:34:11Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.

00:34:15Vehicle?

00:34:15And watch your pockets.

00:34:17Hey, my glasses.

00:34:18I need those.

00:34:24What's going on?

00:34:25I can't see anything.

00:34:27Trust me, it's a good thing you can't see what's going on.

00:34:35I can't see anything.

00:34:56Trust me, it's a good thing you can't see what's going on.

00:34:59Double-double chocolate with extra chocolate from Food de Patisserie, Paris.

00:35:03Well, I can only mean one thing.

00:35:05Hello, Kenneth.

00:35:07Mama Poot.

00:35:08Am I that predictable?

00:35:10Well, obviously not, or I'd have known you'd skip town on me.

00:35:14Oh, come on.

00:35:15We'll always have Paris.

00:35:16Ooh, la la.

00:35:21Look, Mama, I can explain.

00:35:24Save it for your bridge club, tough guy.

00:35:25Words are cheap.

00:35:27Actions are what matters.

00:35:29Actions and, uh, cake.

00:35:31Well, uh, looks like things worked out.

00:35:34You're doing pretty all right for yourself.

00:35:37Yeah, Kenneth, business is booming.

00:35:39Every Yahoo thinks they can navigate the multiverse these days, so...

00:35:43Ow, hey, that's permanent.

00:35:46Hey, looks like you Yahoos could use a lift.

00:35:49Yeah, we really could.

00:35:52It's an emergency.

00:35:53It always is.

00:35:55It's gonna cost you.

00:35:57We brought cake.

00:35:58Lots of cake.

00:35:59A bitch!

00:36:00You swindling scoundrels!

00:36:02You don't get to talk to my pooch like that!

00:36:05You hear me?

00:36:05Don't listen to him, my shaggy babies.

00:36:08The emotionally unavailable Smurf didn't mean it.

00:36:11Okay?

00:36:12Great.

00:36:13Now I'm all out of cake.

00:36:15Now I'm all out of cake.

00:36:15Stop it.

00:36:16I also take cash.

00:36:18A hoe or a watch.

00:36:20But Mama Poo, this was a gift from my grandpa.

00:36:24Give her the watch, Ken.

00:36:25Yeah, give her the watch, Ken.

00:36:26Oh, jeez.

00:36:29All right, snooter pooch, it's showtime!

00:36:37Well, tic-tac.

00:36:40Where to?

00:36:40Mita's running.

00:36:42Razumel's castle.

00:36:43Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:36:45Heck no, no, sir.

00:36:46Not interested.

00:36:46Deal's off.

00:36:47What do you mean, the deal's off?

00:36:48Here.

00:36:49Well, this is just the wristband.

00:36:51Ah, fine.

00:36:52Okay, look, here's how this goes.

00:36:54You never saw me.

00:36:55We never talked.

00:36:55This never happened.

00:36:56You can't back out now.

00:36:57Papa Smurf is in trouble.

00:36:59Guilt doesn't work on me, sister.

00:37:01Please, Mama Poot, we have to save Papa.

00:37:03Just drop us off.

00:37:04No one will ever have to know you were involved.

00:37:07The Alliance of Evil Wizards knows everything.

00:37:10Nobody.

00:37:11And I mean nobody.

00:37:13Comes back from Razumel's castle alive.

00:37:16The walls of the moat are made of the bones of the ones who tried.

00:37:20Oh!

00:37:22Um.

00:37:24Okay.

00:37:26We've got a magic smurf.

00:37:28Maybe he can stop those wizards.

00:37:30So you're telling me your magic is strong enough

00:37:33to take on the whole evil enchilada?

00:37:35The whole evil enchilada?

00:37:37What is that?

00:37:38These wizards have one goal in mind.

00:37:42To rule the world with evil

00:37:45by getting rid of all the goodness in the universe

00:37:49and nothing will stand in their way.

00:37:54So tell me, magic smurf,

00:37:56how are you going to handle that?

00:37:58I will tell you how.

00:38:01No name, come back!

00:38:05No name!

00:38:09No name, stop!

00:38:13I can't do it.

00:38:15I can't take on the whole enchilada.

00:38:24I don't have it in me, smurfette.

00:38:27I know I'm going to let everyone down.

00:38:30Hey, don't beat yourself up.

00:38:32Pressure gets to all of us.

00:38:33You just have to believe in yourself.

00:38:36Yeah, but I don't even know how I'm doing all this magic stuff.

00:38:40This isn't me.

00:38:42I can't face off against a powerful wizard.

00:38:45Listen, that voice inside your head

00:38:47telling you you're not good enough,

00:38:49that voice is not who you are.

00:38:51You're the only one who notices that voice.

00:38:54Whoa.

00:38:55Yeah, whoa.

00:38:56You just need to decide who you want to be,

00:38:59and every day you'll become yourself a little more,

00:39:02and before you know it,

00:39:03that voice will go away.

00:39:05It worked for me.

00:39:08I know what's on your mind

00:39:12I've been there too

00:39:14One, too many times

00:39:18It's time to let go

00:39:21Go live your life

00:39:24You got a story

00:39:26That you gotta write

00:39:30You were born to be great

00:39:32Born to be real

00:39:34Born to be wild

00:39:35You were born to have faith

00:39:38Faith in yourself

00:39:40Born to survive

00:39:44Don't ever let anyone

00:39:47Say you're not anyone

00:39:49When the world says give it up

00:39:52Keep going cause you're one of something

00:39:58Don't ever let anyone

00:40:04Say you're not anyone

00:40:10Say you're not anyone

00:40:19So when you feel like nothing works

00:40:21Then you try but it's getting worse

00:40:24Getting harder by the minute

00:40:26You don't have to be a cynic

00:40:28You don't have to have a limit

00:40:29The universe is telling us

00:40:32There's something more to life

00:40:35But you've been only seeing

00:40:38But you've been only seeing

00:40:38What's in front of your eyes

00:40:40You were born to be great

00:40:43Born to be real

00:40:44Born to be wild

00:40:46You were born to be real

00:40:48You were born to have faith

00:40:49Faith in yourself

00:40:50Born to survive

00:40:54Don't ever let anyone

00:40:57Say you're not anyone

00:41:00When the world says give it up

00:41:02Keep going cause you're one of something

00:41:09Don't ever let anyone

00:41:15Say you're not anyone

00:41:28You feeling better?

00:41:30Yeah. The part with the kangaroos was a little weird, though.

00:41:35What was that?

00:41:36I don't know.

00:41:41No! Snooterpoot Village!

00:41:43Come on.

00:41:46Mama Poot! What happened?

00:41:49Razumel took two of my Snooterpoots and the rest of you Smurfs, and he just took them. He took them

00:41:53back to his castle.

00:41:54Razumel was here?

00:41:55Oh, yes, he was. And he just made the biggest mistake of his miserable little life.

00:42:01You still want a piece of him?

00:42:03Oh, yeah.

00:42:04Well, take the scream buggy, and I'm driving!

00:42:08The scream what-y?

00:42:10Why is it called the scream buggy?

00:42:13Well, she runs out of fuel all your fear!

00:42:15What? Why?

00:42:17No idea!

00:42:26Yeah!

00:42:47Huh?

00:42:47Lord, be here! Lord, be here!

00:42:50Be here, you guys!

00:42:52Lord, be here!

00:43:02You coming with me?

00:43:06It's raining Smurfs!

00:43:09Hallelujah!

00:43:10Oh, my sweet Smurfs!

00:43:12Come here!

00:43:13Papa!

00:43:14Let me look at you. Are you okay?

00:43:16We were so worried about you, especially me.

00:43:20Oh, I could never forgive myself if any of you were harmed.

00:43:23Joel!

00:43:24Please hang my travel cape.

00:43:26Joel, what do you call a group of Smurfs?

00:43:29A gaggle?

00:43:29A herd?

00:43:30A troop?

00:43:31A murder?

00:43:33Let's out of here, Rosamel!

00:43:35Oh, way to give it 30%, Palmer Smurf.

00:43:37Great stuff!

00:43:39Now give me my book!

00:43:41We told you we don't have it!

00:43:43And where is my so-called brother?

00:43:45He's relaxing.

00:43:47With his feline associate in the solarium.

00:43:49Sigh.

00:43:49Oh!

00:43:50Now I hate that cat!

00:43:52Um, could we accidentally help it shed its mortal coil, Joel, my dear?

00:43:57As you wish, Lord Sigh.

00:43:58Joel!

00:43:59Fetch me a clamato.

00:44:00Room temp.

00:44:02Hey, what about us?

00:44:04Prisoners don't get clam drinks!

00:44:07But I do have another treat in store for you.

00:44:10I hope you like party games.

00:44:14We're going to play one called Let's Squish a Smurf every time Papa doesn't tell me where the last magic

00:44:19book is.

00:44:20Till all you Smurfs are squashed!

00:44:23Damn!

00:44:25That doesn't sound like a fun game.

00:44:27Uh, Joel, be a doll and move these fetid degenerate goblins to the Squish-a-drome for to squash!

00:44:37I warned you about getting complacent!

00:44:40Smurfs, can you give us a minute?

00:44:46The book is still safe, but why are my Smurfs here? It's way too dangerous!

00:44:50Well, maybe if you hadn't been hiding away in Smurf Village for the past hundred years, none of us would

00:44:55be in trouble!

00:44:56You know I had my reasons for that!

00:44:58Do you think Ron would have just walked away?

00:45:02Uh...

00:45:02Who's Ron?

00:45:08Bring her in the hatch!

00:45:10Ow!

00:45:18That cleared out the sinuses!

00:45:20Hey!

00:45:21You dead?

00:45:22That was absolutely terrifying!

00:45:25I think I swallowed my gum.

00:45:26I'm coming for your poach!

00:45:28Mama's coming for her babies!

00:45:30It might be good to not yell so much and give away our location.

00:45:34Right, right!

00:45:35Ah!

00:45:35Okay!

00:45:38What is this place?

00:45:41Munich Autobahn Rozumel's Stupid Castle!

00:45:48He thinks it's so spooky!

00:45:52So how do we get in there?

00:45:54Well, it's an impenetrable fortress, so we're gonna have to sneak in.

00:45:59Okay, let's get some ideas going. You know, blue sky time, no judgements. We pole vault over the wall!

00:46:05That's a terrible idea!

00:46:07And that's a judgement.

00:46:08Maybe we can exploit a weakness no wizard can resist.

00:46:12What kind of weakness?

00:46:14A fried weakness.

00:46:17Your food is here!

00:46:18Who ordered this?

00:46:20Razumel Cure Wizard!

00:46:21That sounds right. He complains when his tunic gets too tight, but he's the one who gets himself in this

00:46:27mess.

00:46:35So you can just order any kind of food from anywhere?

00:46:38Absolutely!

00:46:39Just make sure you tip the driver ahead of time, or they'll lick everything.

00:46:44Okay, here's the plan.

00:46:45Sneak into the castle inside this bag, and when we get delivered to Razumel, kablamo!

00:46:50We save everything.

00:46:52We should have gotten more fries. I'm a stress eater.

00:46:55Mmm, that's good.

00:47:02Oh, it's the quill pen that my great-great-great-grandfather, Zazumel, used to sign the Treaty of the Alliance

00:47:09of Intergalactic Wizards.

00:47:12Razumel always worshiped this painting.

00:47:20I'll just put it behind this.

00:47:22Enjoying the solarium?

00:47:23Yes, uh, very much. Thank you.

00:47:26You're probably admiring Dada's urn.

00:47:29This is Dada?

00:47:30Oh, yes. Dada in all his glory.

00:47:33Sometimes when no one's looking, I sprinkle him into Joel's protein shakes.

00:47:38You know, Dada always wanted us to rule together. Remember how he said that was going to happen?

00:47:45And rule together we shall.

00:47:49Once we get our hands on that jaunty grimoire, the whole universe will be under the darkly magic control of

00:47:57the Intergalactic Alliance of Wizards.

00:47:59And finally, all goodness shall be eradicated forevermore.

00:48:05Sounds amazing! So you'll introduce me to the Alliance then?

00:48:10Of course! Proudly! But first, what do you say we shmoosh some shmurfs?

00:48:16I'd say that sounds like music to my ears!

00:48:19And, hey, I just wanted to say I'm so glad to be back and that we're together again.

00:48:25I love you, Razumel. Best friend, brother, friend, brother. Love.

00:48:32Ah, well, ditto, I'm sure.

00:48:38Come along, Azrael. We're going to watch the smurfs get squashed.

00:48:55Absolutely repulsive.

00:49:00We're going to sight the castle.

00:49:09Maybe you should slow down on the fries.

00:49:12You're right. Oh, just one more.

00:49:14Are the plates ready?

00:49:16Yes, sir.

00:49:18Hand!

00:49:19Ooh, ring!

00:49:20No ring, Mama!

00:49:21Where's Terry the food taster?

00:49:23I don't know. On break?

00:49:24Fine. I'll taste it. If I die, I'll kill Terry.

00:49:29Wait a minute. Did you forget to order fries again?

00:49:32You ate all the fries!

00:49:33I love salty potato-based trees, and I will not apologize for that.

00:49:37Hey, don't look at me. I didn't make the order. Just check again.

00:49:40What do we do now?

00:49:41I don't know. Can you magic some up?

00:49:43Hand incoming!

00:49:45Oh, magic powers from up on high. Bring us fries. Bring us fries!

00:49:51Oh, here they are. Onion rings.

00:49:53Who ordered this garbage?

00:49:55They're Razumel's favorite.

00:49:56How did you know that?

00:49:58No idea. It just came to me.

00:50:00There!

00:50:00Ah!

00:50:01This way.

00:50:03Ah!

00:50:06Ah!

00:50:08Ah!

00:50:09Ah!

00:50:10Ah!

00:50:11Ah!

00:50:12Ah!

00:50:13Ah!

00:50:14Ah!

00:50:16Ah!

00:50:18Ah!

00:50:20Ah!

00:50:24Ah!

00:50:29Ah!

00:50:31Ah!

00:50:32Ah!

00:50:35Ah!

00:50:37Ah!

00:50:38Ah!

00:50:39Ah!

00:50:40Ah!

00:50:41Ah!

00:50:48Ah!

00:50:49those lips who shall we squash first? Eenie? Meenie? Miney? I'll go.

00:51:04Hear that? That's the clicking sound of evil.

00:51:14Let's go smurf that wizard up.

00:51:24Last chance, Papa.

00:51:29We're here to save everything. Deal with my awesomeness.

00:51:35My, those are dated moves for such a bold entrance. State your business, stranger.

00:51:43Free Papa Smurf at once.

00:51:45And give me back my baby!

00:51:47Or what?

00:51:48Or I shall uncork all of my awesomeness all over this place!

00:51:54What?

00:51:58There must be a cat in here. Is there a cat in here? I knew it! Man, the dander gets

00:52:06me!

00:52:06Is that what I think it is?

00:52:09Could it be Chanty Greboire? I knew you couldn't hide forever.

00:52:16I thought you said the magic book was safe!

00:52:18How long have you been on my head? And how did I not feel you there?

00:52:22I have soft hands! And feet! And I've only been up there since you made a wish! Cha-cha-cha!

00:52:29I'm magic!

00:52:32Wait, were you doing the magic?

00:52:35Um, yeah, kinda.

00:52:38Yeah, but the moonwalking was all you.

00:52:40Yeah, actually that was me too.

00:52:44I didn't even do the moonwalk. There's no such thing as a magic smurf.

00:52:49Hey, chin up, pal. Don't quit on yourself. You made a wish for a thing, so I just gave you

00:52:56a head start.

00:52:58You got a lot more magic in you than you think. You just gotta let it out.

00:53:04Oh, there's Papa! Hey, Papa!

00:53:06Thank you for bringing the final magic book right to me!

00:53:10Oh, look who it is! It's our lost little wizard girl family member.

00:53:17I'm not part of your family, you freak.

00:53:19Tut-tut. Me thinks these voluminous Polaroid photo albums from your childhood would tell a different tale.

00:53:27Here you are when you were clay. Oh, here you are throwing horseshoes at a sundae barbecue.

00:53:33Oh, and look at you laughing at the caricatures who drew you in front of the Eiffel Tower.

00:53:38That's me?

00:53:39You may have looked different, but you were always one of us.

00:53:44Why don't I remember any of this?

00:53:46Oh, and here you are enjoying the wizard's favorite snack, french fries.

00:53:50Oh, how you loved your fries!

00:53:53That's a lie! I hate fries!

00:53:56I knew I didn't like her for a reason. She's the darn enemy!

00:53:59No! I'm a Smurf! And P.S., Newsflash, and FYI, that's not who I am now.

00:54:06Ha ha! You can never change what you really are.

00:54:09Don't listen to him, Smurfette! You're with us, now and always.

00:54:13That's right! I'm with him, and them!

00:54:16You're sure about that? You did exactly what you were created to do! You brought me Papa Smurf and Jaunty,

00:54:24the final piece of the evil puzzle.

00:54:26Ergo, ipso, delicto! I win!

00:54:30Time to rule the universe!

00:54:32I want to stay with Papa! Papa!

00:54:34Johnny Grimoire!

00:54:35What a wonderful moment! Too bad it has to be interrupted by reality!

00:54:41No!

00:54:42Shibala, ba-hoo, ba-ba-gee!

00:54:45Wait a minute, what am I reading?

00:54:49Ah! Yes, that's better.

00:54:51May dark power course through your pages, now and forever!

00:54:56Ah!

00:54:56I don't want to be evil!

00:55:05I. Am. Grimoire.

00:55:08No!

00:55:09Yes!

00:55:11Well, thanks for saving me a lot of squish time.

00:55:14See ya!

00:55:15Wait, I'm not going with you?

00:55:17To meet with the other wizards?

00:55:19Um, that's a big fat no!

00:55:22This is the end of the road for you, Gargamel.

00:55:24But you said ditto when I said I loved you!

00:55:28I lied!

00:55:29I'm telling mother!

00:55:30Mother never respected you!

00:55:32Oh, you stupid cat!

00:55:33Mother?

00:55:34Goodbye, Smurfs!

00:55:36And so long, brother.

00:55:38Forever!

00:55:50I'm so sorry, everyone!

00:55:52I'm sorry, too.

00:55:54This is my first job out of college, though.

00:55:56I need a good review on my LinkedIn.

00:55:58Well, you're not getting one from me.

00:56:00Fair enough.

00:56:02That's pretty impressive engineering.

00:56:04I can't believe I'm the one who's gonna get smashed.

00:56:08At least I'll be thin.

00:56:11I'm gonna miss you guys.

00:56:13I love you.

00:56:15Huh.

00:56:27What are you doing?

00:56:28It doesn't go down like this.

00:56:30Yes, I may loathe the Smurfs with the fury of a thousand burning suns, but I loathe my brother

00:56:36more for disrespecting me and my sweet, sweet Elsriel.

00:56:41And I've had enough of said respectlessness.

00:56:45Run, Smurfs!

00:56:47Run!

00:56:53Prisoner escape!

00:56:54Prisoner escape!

00:57:00Good idea, Azriel!

00:57:03Engage wing spells!

00:57:05Look at me.

00:57:07I'm going to need a bigger litter box.

00:57:12Oh my.

00:57:15Bring it!

00:57:17Come on, Ken!

00:57:17I don't run from a fight.

00:57:19We're not leaving you, brother.

00:57:24All Smurfs and Snoodiput spoken for!

00:57:27Excelsior, my sweet Azriel!

00:57:38I'm not feeling so majestic.

00:57:41Assume crash positions!

00:57:43I don't want to lose!

00:58:02This is all my fault.

00:58:04This is all my fault.

00:58:07I can't believe I did exactly what that wizard wanted me to do.

00:58:13I'm so sorry, No Name.

00:58:15No.

00:58:16This is my fault.

00:58:18The only reason any of this happened is because I wanted to find my thing.

00:58:22If I hadn't been so selfish, none of us would be here.

00:58:26No.

00:58:27It's not your fault, No Name.

00:58:29And it certainly isn't yours, Smurfette.

00:58:31This is all my fault.

00:58:35I kept secrets from you all.

00:58:37And that was wrong.

00:58:40I didn't want to lose any of you the way we lost Ron.

00:58:43Who's Ron?

00:58:44He was the greatest Smurf who ever lived.

00:58:49I should have told you about him a long time ago.

00:58:52You're safe with us, little one.

00:58:54I've got him, Ron.

00:58:55Those evil wizards won't get you.

00:58:58Ron!

00:58:59Oh, he was a Smurf of tremendous courage and valor and real, really great hair.

00:59:06It's good to see you, my brothers.

00:59:08It's been too long.

00:59:10We just had Smurfberry juice and waffles together.

00:59:12Like I said, it's been too long.

00:59:14That magic book will be mine.

00:59:21Well, that was a bit of a letdown.

00:59:27Now that's more like it.

00:59:29He dispatched baddies with a smurfy blend of elegance and lethality.

00:59:38I think it was safe to say that Ron loved everyone and everything,

00:59:42no matter how small or insignificant they may seem.

00:59:51I love you, brother.

00:59:53Or sister.

00:59:54Oh, he was way ahead of his time.

00:59:57Uh-oh.

00:59:59But, Razamel soon got the upper hand.

01:00:09That's really something else.

01:00:11I should probably start with this one next time.

01:00:28Oh, baby jaunty!

01:00:32No!

01:00:37Hang on!

01:00:38Hopper's coming!

01:00:39I got you!

01:00:40Save the book!

01:00:43You're next!

01:00:45All vortex.

01:00:50Read my hand, Ron.

01:00:52I probably should have cut my hair like you guys suggested.

01:00:56You always were a free spirit.

01:00:58It was an honor and privilege.

01:01:00Guardian nearing with both of you.

01:01:09Ron was gone.

01:01:13Now, I won't ask you again.

01:01:16Give me that baby book.

01:01:18No.

01:01:19No!

01:01:20Oh, not in the vase!

01:01:43It's time I told you about our higher calling.

01:01:49We Smurfs are guardian ears of good.

01:01:53What does that mean?

01:01:55It means that we have always been protectors of peace and harmony in the universe.

01:02:01Even Smurfs who don't have a thing?

01:02:04Yes, no name.

01:02:05But it's not just some thing you call yourself.

01:02:08And it isn't who you are.

01:02:09It's who we are.

01:02:12It's the sum of all its parts.

01:02:14It's brains and brawn.

01:02:17It's a Smurf who always fights for what she believes in.

01:02:21And even a Smurf who thought he didn't have anything, but is willing to give everything.

01:02:28I'm not gonna sugarcoat this, Smurfs.

01:02:31The bad guys want to destroy everything good in the world.

01:02:35And they could do it.

01:02:36But we're not gonna let them.

01:02:38Because there is nothing we can't accomplish if we do it together.

01:02:44Now, let's get that book and save the universe!

01:02:48Let's do it for Ron!

01:02:50Let's get the guardian earring!

01:02:53Wait!

01:02:54Where are we going?

01:02:56Way to kill the moon, Glasses.

01:02:58He's right.

01:02:59Razumel and that book could be anywhere in the universe.

01:03:03Attention!

01:03:04Uh, attentione!

01:03:05I know exactly where the wizards have taken all four books.

01:03:10Now, I will share this information with you vicious garden weasels on one condition.

01:03:15Name it.

01:03:15That I be in the room to see the stupid angry look on my stupid angry brother's mean,

01:03:20stupid angry face when he sees you all alive and thriving.

01:03:25It's a spite mission.

01:03:26I think we got it.

01:03:27We all get what we want.

01:03:29But, after that, our little alliance is over.

01:03:35Yeah, okay, deal.

01:03:36Way too, freaky diggy.

01:03:38To the ninth dimension.

01:03:39The nexus of space and time that represents all possible worlds and all...

01:03:44Get in the car.

01:03:45Oh, yes.

01:03:45Sorry.

01:03:46Oh, yes.

01:03:47Oh, yes.

01:03:48Oh, yes.

01:03:49Oh, yes.

01:03:50Oh, yes.

01:03:51Oh, yes.

01:03:53Everybody come around.

01:04:04Hello, everyone.

01:04:06I have big news.

01:04:07And it involves me and my magic book.

01:04:10Oh, what a surprise.

01:04:12Razamope is late.

01:04:14What could you have been doing?

01:04:15Having your hair cut by a blind raccoon?

01:04:20Oh, you know what?

01:04:22I'm sick of being treated like garbage by all of you.

01:04:26With your sarcastic comments and mock merriment.

01:04:29Blah.

01:04:30Late and lame.

01:04:31You're all lame.

01:04:36You'll make wonderful henchminions now that I'm the lord of the universe.

01:04:41Solo, me, I, moi.

01:04:46Well, time to start chanting.

01:04:48Oh, yeah.

01:04:49No chance I'll hit that.

01:04:50No.

01:04:51And here we go.

01:05:04You have got to be kidding me.

01:05:06The guardian heirs of good are here.

01:05:09We'll try not to hurt you, but we're not making any promises.

01:05:13It's not bragging.

01:05:13It's just me being real.

01:05:15Oh, this is bad.

01:05:17He's liked all the books.

01:05:19Chad, we need a plan.

01:05:20We're guardianeers, Papa.

01:05:23We are the plan.

01:05:24Charge!

01:05:25Hold on.

01:05:28Well, that's adorable.

01:05:34Your goodness is mine.

01:05:37Into the vortex, smurf spirits.

01:05:41Razamel stole their smurfy goodness.

01:05:43We could get him back if we break the spell by rescuing Jaunty.

01:05:49Where are you going?

01:05:50Traitor.

01:05:51Traitor?

01:05:52No, I, I brought the smurfs to you.

01:05:55This was a spite mission.

01:05:58It was.

01:06:00In the water bottle you go.

01:06:02He's distracted.

01:06:05You thought I forgot about you?

01:06:09Whose goodness shall I take first?

01:06:13No!

01:06:14No!

01:06:16Papa!

01:06:18Don't give up my precious smurfs.

01:06:21Your guardian ears.

01:06:23It's up to you now.

01:06:34Is this my fate?

01:06:36My work is done.

01:06:38I finally delivered everything you wanted.

01:06:41Your evil lordship.

01:06:42What is this?

01:06:43I have always been on your side.

01:06:46What?

01:06:46No!

01:06:47Well, well, well.

01:06:49That's what we in the evil business call the long card.

01:06:54Welcome home, sinister smurf demon.

01:07:02Gotcha, Jaunty.

01:07:04Thank you, smurf.

01:07:05Smurf!

01:07:17Stop!

01:07:18That's the interdimensional abyss.

01:07:20Anyone who goes in there never ever comes back the same.

01:07:25You've got nowhere to go.

01:07:36What do we do now, Jaunty?

01:07:39Warning.

01:07:40Lose the heels.

01:07:41You're really not going to like this first dimension, smurfette.

01:07:43Why?

01:07:48That's why I feel overly thick and bloated.

01:07:51Where's the book?

01:07:53Give that back to me.

01:07:57That's what happens to handsy fellas.

01:07:59Find the door!

01:08:00Go, smurfette!

01:08:14This is the worst dimension.

01:08:16Stay away from erasers.

01:08:18Oh, what's that?

01:08:19Made you laugh.

01:08:20Oh, come on.

01:08:21Help!

01:08:22Terminal Richard Patney!

01:08:26Eraser!

01:08:27My book, you freakish poppin' jays!

01:08:32Oh no, I can only run from left to right.

01:08:36Here, jump up these tiny hills.

01:08:40This dimension isn't so hard, actually.

01:08:43Hand of the 8-bit book, smurfs, or face the wrath of my evil picket fence.

01:08:48It'll take more than a fence to stop us.

01:08:57D fan of smurfette.

01:09:19Take care.

01:09:20animal in the universe our motto is live tiny die never hi tardy nice to meet you bye nice to

01:09:27meet

01:09:28you too bye I just want a friend will you stay here with me forever absolutely not is this small

01:09:42village we're home cha cha cha all you have to do is get me to Papa's first mushroom house and

01:09:51I can

01:09:51hide away for another hundred years easy welcome back Papa you're okay I've never been better it's

01:10:10good to have your home we did it Papa keep her safe I knew you'd come through smurfette I don't

01:10:23understand oh let me explain we're in the surreal dimension it's made of your dreams and nightmares

01:10:30no thank you for your service time to rid the universe of all things good bye bye puppies ciao

01:10:41daisies he's done it he's sucking all of the goodness out of the universe what the show

01:10:52release jaunty huh we're not gonna let this happen ratamow and just who is going to stop me you

01:10:59ha ha you are nothing I'm not nothing oh and who are you I'm I'm that's what I thought

01:11:13you're nobody no name no name can you hear me hear me hear me who are you no name who

01:11:27are you yeah

01:11:29who I uh I I I don't know you should have just stuck to clog making stay with me no

01:11:38name please

01:11:42you've got more magic in you than you think that voice inside your head telling you you're not good

01:11:48enough that voice is not who you are I don't know who I am Papa and I don't think I

01:11:58ever will I know who

01:11:59you are you're kind and fair you're strong because you're determined you remind me a lot of Ron in

01:12:09that way really how he was resilient when Ron got knocked down he'd get right back up on his feet

01:12:17just like you but Ron knew who he was he had a thing not at first some smurfs just take

01:12:27a little

01:12:27more time to find their thing and no name it's your time

01:12:45what are you saying

01:12:47I know who I am

01:12:55hey we're not done

01:12:57oh I've had just about enough of you

01:13:03no name

01:13:04but with how who are you call me I'm the smurf who's gonna kick your big giant butt smurf

01:13:17the smurf who's gonna kick your big giant butt smurf

01:13:21I don't know I think it's got a bit of pizzazz

01:13:23you don't like it do you I don't care what you call yourself

01:13:28one lone smurf can't take on the whole evil enchilada

01:13:32that's the difference between you and me Razumel

01:13:34I'm not alone

01:13:36la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

01:13:45la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

01:13:50la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

01:13:51la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

01:13:52la

01:13:53Why are you singing that dreadful song?

01:13:57Because we're the guardian ears of good.

01:13:59And I believe you have something of ours.

01:14:50No, stop it! Stop this right now!

01:15:03No!

01:15:07What?

01:15:11No!

01:15:25What are you doing?

01:15:28Smurfette, I command you to help me at once!

01:15:31You're an evil wizard, and always will be!

01:15:34Not true. Who I am is up to me. I decide. I am Smurf.

01:15:42We may be small. We may be adorable. But don't mistake our kindness for weakness.

01:15:47Because kindness always wins. Unite in Smurfitude!

01:16:10No! My books! They're not evil anymore!

01:16:15Oh!

01:16:16Ha-ha! Cha-cha-cha!

01:16:18Cha-cha-cha!

01:16:20Ooh. That's good.

01:16:23Oh. Hey, everybody.

01:16:30Oh, I hate you.

01:16:32I know.

01:16:33You're a smurf.

01:16:36Thank you, no name.

01:16:37I mean, what did you call yourself again?

01:16:39Um, I'm the Smurf who's gonna kick your big giant butt, Smurf.

01:16:44You're right.

01:16:45Terrible. I can beat that.

01:16:47Wait, what about kick a** Smurf?

01:16:51That kick a** Smurf is definitely inappropriate.

01:16:55Your lucky sound effect Smurf is here.

01:16:58Sorry, I don't know what the f**k I was thinking.

01:17:01Hey! I said Smurf!

01:17:05You know, maybe I'll stick with Magic Smurf.

01:17:08It's got a nicer ring to it.

01:17:10It's classic.

01:17:12Kid, you earned your name.

01:17:14Give it up for Magic Smurf!

01:17:17Magic Smurf!

01:17:19That makes so much sense!

01:17:22How did this happen?

01:17:24You came up against the guardian ears of good.

01:17:27Ugh.

01:17:28This is for wrong.

01:17:31You missed me, idiot.

01:17:33Did I?

01:17:36No! No!

01:17:38Help me, dear brother!

01:17:39I... I... love you!

01:17:42Funny how you're finally able to say it now.

01:17:46How about Azrael?

01:17:47How do you feel about my precious feline associate?

01:17:51Yes, feelings, you know.

01:17:54I love you, Azrael.

01:17:57Meow.

01:17:58In the immortal words of Azrael's favorite pop crooner and social provocateur, Jonathan Mathis,

01:18:04too much, too little, too late.

01:18:07No!

01:18:08No!

01:18:09Ew!

01:18:09Help!

01:18:13Well, that was quite the successful spite mission.

01:18:16I'm off.

01:18:19It's Razamel!

01:18:22Did somebody say...

01:18:24Ron?

01:18:26What?

01:18:27It's Ron!

01:18:28It's Ron!

01:18:32It's Ron!

01:18:32Judging by the smile on everyone's face, looks like the guardian ears of good took care of business.

01:18:38These smurfs were more than up to the task.

01:18:41And they did it their own way.

01:18:45Ron!

01:18:46I thought you were a goner!

01:18:49Well, if by goner you mean I was stuck in the tenth dimension guarded by every variation of vicious dragon

01:18:54and every possible variation of the universe, then you'd be right.

01:18:58I was a goner.

01:18:59So, what did I miss in the last hundred and six years?

01:19:03Well, that depends.

01:19:05Are you thinking about time in a linear fashion or as a series of flat circles?

01:19:09Uh, what?

01:19:12Exactly.

01:19:13What do you say we get out of here and head back home, where life is good and things don't

01:19:18crunch our brains so much?

01:19:19That sounds pretty smurfy to me.

01:19:45How you love?

01:19:48My dear smurfs, we will no longer hide away from the world.

01:19:52Whenever we're called to action, we'll be there.

01:19:56Because we're stronger together!

01:19:58Whatever!

01:20:07How you love?

01:20:11How you love?

01:20:15I'm a bring heaven straight to your doorstep It's all nirvana baby coming to do it

01:20:23I'm a be the only one that you need it

01:20:27I'll give you something, boy, for you to believe in

01:20:31Keep it high, that vibration, live or die

01:20:35Your salvation, keep it up, up, up

01:20:38Keep it up, up, up

01:20:41Higher love!

01:21:04Keep it up, up, up, up, up

01:21:27Keep it up, up, up, up, up

01:21:29Ooh, I think the word here is déjà vu

01:21:32Dress me tonight, but you feel like a friend of mine

01:21:42Oh, cause I'm familiar, I'm so brown

01:21:47Dress me tonight, but you feel like a friend of mine

01:21:52You feel like a friend of mine

01:22:06You feel like a friend of mine

01:22:14Like, we love you

01:22:29The soulmate

01:22:31You feel like a friend of mine

01:22:33What the hell is going, what the hell is going, what the hell is going, what the hell is going,

01:22:37what the hell is going to come, what the hell is doing all the hell is going to be

01:22:44Oh, I think the world is dejavon

01:22:52Just me or tonight, but you feel like a friend of mine

01:22:59Best friends, forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and

01:23:05ever and ever and ever and ever

01:23:14Break time's over, Joel. We have unfinished business with those Smurfs.

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