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01:15Shut up

01:18What does your father's skin do?

01:20You wear it in your sock?

01:22Yeah, I know

01:24Can it go via the left ventricle?

01:27You're making a lot of death jokes

01:28for a man getting hitched in a few hours

01:30No, I'm fine

01:33I want to do this, it's just

01:35I don't know

01:38I want it to work out

01:42I mean

01:44Your marriage worked out in the end, did it not?

01:48You got ill so quickly

01:50I could never really tell

01:52You always made a lot of effort too

01:53which put me off

01:55Your dad was a lot more fun when he was

01:57spurning our dates and never calling me back

02:01That's why I got on so well with Maura

02:03We never signed a contract

02:05Same we expected more from one another

02:09Are you missing her?

02:12I miss them both

02:22What about Reuben?

02:24Any feelings there?

02:29Yeah, I suppose

02:33Maybe a

02:36small part of me

02:39misses them

02:42Well, that's something

02:45And what do you mean, that's something?

02:47No, I just

02:50Look

02:52I don't know how to tell you this

02:55But he's on his way

03:00You're joking?

03:01No

03:02He found out this morning, I don't know how

03:06But he'll be here any minute

03:08Oh

03:21Oh

03:23No

03:26I

03:27I

03:28no

03:28I

03:29I

03:30I

03:43I don't know.

04:14I don't know.

04:54I don't know.

04:57I've been 20 minutes down the road, but still.

05:00What am I going to do with all my excess cortisol?

05:07Oh, here.

05:08I got you something.

05:11A little moving-in present.

05:15I was going to get number one student, but it was 20 pence a letter, and to be honest, you

05:19haven't proved yourself yet.

05:20Well, like a front.

05:23Almost reads like an insult.

05:27I love it.

05:30How are you feeling?

05:32Yeah.

05:33Pretty overwhelmed.

05:36Just hope I find my people, you know.

05:38You will.

05:38This place is full of nerds and virgins.

05:44Embrace it, Niall.

05:45This is a fresh start.

05:46A chance to figure out who you are a bit.

05:49Away from Reuben.

05:50Oh, Mum, I don't know why you keep bringing that up all the time.

05:53We're just close.

05:54You're too close, honestly.

05:56You should see the pair of you when you're together.

05:58You strut around town like you'll never pay taxes.

06:00What's wrong with that?

06:01It doesn't suit you, Niall.

06:04You're not a strutter.

06:05You don't have the legs for it.

06:08He is going to want to visit, Mum.

06:09I know, but just...

06:11Bed in a little bit before inviting him, yeah?

06:15I just think it would be good for you to see what life is like without his light blinding your

06:19eyes.

06:26Shall we?

06:35Go and make friends now.

06:36I don't want to come back here in four years' time to find you conversing with the pot plant.

06:40Oh, well.

06:44Don't call Reuben!

06:46Jesus, Mum, I won't.

06:48I'll be fine without him.

06:50I promise.

06:55I promise.

07:05Just a minute.

07:08Hi.

07:09What's your name?

07:11I'm Niall.

07:13I'm Joanna.

07:14Why are you sitting in the dark?

07:17Oh, no, I wasn't.

07:19Well, I was, but I was having a power nap, you know, ahead of a big freshers.

07:26You nap in your shoes.

07:30Yeah.

07:32It's a time-saving thing, so I can wake up and hit the bar straight away, you know?

07:38Right.

07:41Anyway, want to join?

07:42We're doing pre-drinks, then we're going to the union, non-stop New Wave all night.

07:46Yeah.

07:47Yeah, I love New Wave.

07:48Oh, amazing.

07:49Who's your favourite?

07:54Johnny and New Waves.

08:02Right.

08:04Well, see you in a bit.

08:22Hey, there he is.

08:24This is Neil, the final flatmate.

08:26Oh, actually, my name's...

08:27This is Celeste, a French exchange student.

08:29Porridge man.

08:30Come save me!

08:33Do you want a drink?

08:34You've got one choice, and that's vodka.

08:37I'll have a vodka with a tiny splash of vodka, then.

08:44Just a vodka, please.

08:45Vodka and porridge?

08:46No, there's a combination.

08:53Sorry, what's this porridge thing?

08:54Celeste wants a Scottish man.

08:56One night, the cereal box.

08:57You know, the man with the kid throwing the boulder.

09:00I told her Scotland's nothing like that.

09:02If anything, it should be a fat bloke with diabetes throwing a sausage roll.

09:13Right.

09:14Enough of this mindless chit-chat.

09:16Let's get out of this rat den and go clubbing.

09:25Hello.

09:28Hello.

09:29Hello.

09:33I'm Albie.

09:34You must be Neil.

09:35Oh, I'm...

09:37Nice to meet you.

09:38Oh, no.

09:39I don't do handshakes.

09:40I feel like it's a social construct designed to keep us apart.

09:43But it's a pleasure, seriously.

09:46Have you met the others?

09:49Experienced, more like.

09:50Yeah.

09:51Did they, uh, ply you a cheap vodka?

09:54Certainly did.

09:55Do you fancy helping?

09:56No, I don't drink.

09:57I never have, really.

09:59Wow.

09:59That's crazy.

10:01Yeah, just the old bog-standard heroin for me.

10:07Are we ready to go?

10:09I want to meet the porridge man by midnight.

10:10She means you, Neil.

10:11You can be our porridge man.

10:12Ignore her.

10:13She's proletarian.

10:23See you later.

10:25Have fun.

10:31Celeste is hot for you.

10:33She wants to sow your oats, porridge man.

10:35I really hope this porridge man thing doesn't catch on.

10:38Are you gonna bang?

10:39She's fit.

10:40Like, really fit.

10:41Well, I'll let her learn my name first.

10:43What, Neil?

10:44Oh, no, actually, my name.

10:45Do you think Albie's gay?

10:48What makes you say that?

10:49I don't know.

10:50Just a suspicion.

10:51There was this guy at my school who was gay,

10:53and he didn't really know how to join in either.

10:55Seems to be a sign, you know?

11:01Come on, have some shorts.

11:03We've unlocked the beast.

11:06I box, you know.

11:07And I smoke hash.

11:08I have some on me now, in fact.

11:09What happened to the guy in the flat?

11:11Like, what have you done with him?

11:13Cheers.

11:20Right, let's go.

11:26Oh, nicely rolled.

11:29You're a dark horse, aren't you?

11:32You guys are so gonna get it on.

11:34It's like having subtext around.

11:38Fine, I'll leave.

11:40No, don't.

11:45I had better go after her.

11:50Blow back?

12:06See you later, courage man.

12:24Don't think you'd make it.

12:25Well, what can I say?

12:27I heard the city calling my name.

12:31That'll be the heroine.

12:37Well, may I?

12:52So, what brings you to Glasgow?

12:54Oh, loads of things.

12:56City.

12:58Music.

12:59The nightlife.

13:00For women.

13:04What is it you study again?

13:06English literature.

13:07Oh, cool.

13:09I was gonna guess theatre studies, so not too far off.

13:13Theatre studies?

13:14Hell no.

13:16That's my own stuff.

13:17What makes you say that?

13:19I don't know.

13:21You, er...

13:21You strike me as a performer, in some way.

13:26Well, like an actor?

13:27No, a performer.

13:30Like, er...

13:31Like you're performing, somehow.

13:37Hey, it's nothing to worry about.

13:40After all...

13:43I'm a performer, too.

14:06Can't you see I'm burning, burning?

14:21Something I said.

14:28Unless...

14:28Just don't get it, yeah.

14:30Yeah.

14:41Okay, let's go, buddy.

14:44I don't want to stay here on my own.

15:16Like, let's go, buddy.

15:20I don't know.

15:55I don't know.

16:24I don't like it.

16:26What?

16:27Four years doing fuck all and getting paid for it.

16:30Come on now.

16:30He'll be a pube.

16:34What are the birds like?

16:35Any other hots for you?

16:38Actually, yeah.

16:39I think so.

16:40I can't tell if she's coming on to me if she's just French.

16:43A French bird?

16:44Oh la la.

16:45Two days in, he's already fine dining.

16:49Come on.

16:50What's bothering you, Shaka?

16:54I just...

16:55I just don't feel like myself here.

16:59Everyone keeps calling me Neil and there's this...

17:01I'll be guy who's spinning me out a bit.

17:08You only need to ask.

17:11Oh, no.

17:12I couldn't.

17:13Just say the words.

17:22I need you.

17:23I can't.

17:35Oh.

17:37Oh.

17:39Oh.

17:41I can't.

17:54Tuck the keys, Shagga.

17:56I'll be up in a bit.

17:57I'm going to have a fag and see if I can split afresher.

18:34I had to run them through twice.

18:40You scared the shit out of me.

18:42Yeah, well, I'm not cleaning it up this time.

18:46Look, I'd really appreciate it if you didn't.

18:52You were a disgrace last night.

19:00What do you mean?

19:01Leaving early with no explanation.

19:04Oh, right.

19:06Why are you in your underpants?

19:10No reason.

19:11Just, you know, catching the air on my thighs.

19:18I'll put them back on.

19:20Well, this has been a fascinating insight into human behaviour, but I've got some reading to do.

19:35There he is.

19:37Houdini.

19:39I'm sorry?

19:40You, last night. And your vanishing act.

19:44Very disappointing.

19:45Oh, my God. You should see how fat this guy is outside.

19:52Oh, he looks like trouble.

19:55Oh, my God. He just came into the halls.

19:58Maybe he'll move in upstairs and you can have a really dysfunctional romance.

20:02I'd love that, you know.

20:03Oh, my God.

20:09There he is. Bring it in, son.

20:16You big stupid bastard.

20:19Hey, hey, you tax dodging fork.

20:33Oh, this is Ruben, my brother.

20:37And you're the fat mates?

20:41You must be the gorgeous French one.

20:45No, that's Celeste. I'm Joanna.

20:48Oh, sorry. I just assumed you were the gorgeous one.

20:58Right, you. I'll see you outside.

21:06Joanna.

21:14His name's Niall, by the way.

21:30That was epic.

21:31Mate, you're a lucky son of a bitch living with those two.

21:34I'll take the ugly bird off your hands then, shall I?

21:36She's not ugly, is she?

21:37Hey, I'm not complaining.

21:39Ugly birds are the better lay anyway.

21:41You're a sick fuck, Ruben.

21:42You love it.

21:58What the hell?

21:59Do it back. Trust me. It'll work. I've got a game plan.

22:02What? No, they're not fucking hurt.

22:04It's a little soft cock now Kennedy not have it in him to have a man.

22:07Would soft cock now Kennedy rather go off and read some gay little books instead?

22:16Sorry, I...

22:21You fucking beauty.

22:25Stop. Stop.

22:31Keep still.

22:32There are certain parts of my body I don't have control over, Joanna.

22:42You're very different, you two. It's like one needs a head and the other needs a body.

22:52I think you have doubts, Niall.

22:55About you? No way.

22:58I spoke to Albie about this. We have our theories.

23:08You're a virgin, aren't you?

23:12That's why the disconnect.

23:24Shall we play spin the bottle?

23:28Basically, wherever the bottle lands, you need to kiss that person.

23:31You know there's a good chance it lands on family.

23:33Family have a veto.

23:34Very convenient.

23:36I'll go first.

23:40Ready?

23:58Come on, Frog. I want a French one.

24:07I'm not scared of you.

24:09In the privet.

24:28Okay, guys, that's great.

24:30Other people are yet to...

24:38Thanks, guys.

24:42Thanks, guys.

24:45Thanks, guys.

24:48Thanks, guys.

24:51Come on, guys. It's a kiss, not a tongue transplant.

24:58Now, you take this one.

25:11Thanks, guys.

25:27Oh, sorry.

25:29Don't mind me.

25:39Who's next?

25:41Fuck it.

25:43I'll go.

25:48You're up.

25:53Sorry.

25:53Sorry, I don't think we've, um, been acquainted.

25:55I'm Albie.

25:57I know exactly who you are.

26:01Ruben.

26:03Niles' brother.

26:05Oh, I don't do handshakes.

26:07And I don't do with people turning them down.

26:30What are you waiting for?

26:32I wasn't playing.

26:34Spin the bottle.

26:36Spin the bottle.

26:36Ancient law.

26:37You went to the room.

26:39You're playing.

26:44Okay, well, can't argue with ancient law.

26:51Hey, hey.

26:52Yes, Albie.

26:54Oh, this is exciting.

27:03Amazing.

27:16Yes.

27:18Amazing.

27:26What are you waiting for?

27:29You know, man enough to kiss a bloke or something.

27:31Yeah, kiss him.

28:01No.

28:02No.

28:13Have your ID's ready, please.

28:26What's that?

28:28Electricity, mate.

28:29Have I sniffed?

28:30No, no.

28:31I'm good, actually.

28:33All the more for me, then.

28:37Boys?

28:39Celeste?

28:40Bump of life, mate?

28:41Sure.

28:42Why not?

28:49Do you even know what it is?

28:51I don't care.

28:52You need to tolerate your brother somehow.

28:58Where's Joanna?

28:59Urinating in the bushes.

29:01Sorry, guys.

29:02I bet you think I'm minging now.

29:10Right.

29:10Let's talk game plan.

29:12It's a fat prick checking student IDs.

29:14Yeah, it looks like it.

29:15You'll charm them, though.

29:16Don't worry.

29:17Bouncers are the only ones who manage to see through my bullshit.

29:19What bullshit?

29:21Exactly.

29:21I'll have to find another way in.

29:23But wait.

29:24What if you don't?

29:25Don't worry.

29:26I have an act for warming my way into tight spaces.

29:29What if you don't?

29:37I'll have to spend my time at work.

29:38My job is very boring.

29:40I'm at office work.

29:42The only thing that helps me pass the time away.

29:44It's coming.

29:45I'll be back at Echoview someday.

29:57Hey.

29:59Hey.

30:01Can't get enough of that iron brew.

30:04No, I'm here for all the pussy.

30:07I'm sorry about my brother, but his heart's in the right place.

30:11I've always hated that phrase.

30:14It's excuse making for shitty behaviour.

30:17I mean, why did you bring him?

30:19I wanted to see him.

30:20We're practically the same person.

30:24You're not remotely.

30:25You're the same person in the same way Jekyll and Hyde are the same person.

30:35Yes, I love this song.

30:38I don't.

30:39Geldof's a wanker.

30:42I'm sorry it's in the right place.

30:47Did you see Live Aid?

30:49Holy shit.

30:50Freddie Mercury?

30:51Yeah, incredible, wasn't it?

30:52Yeah.

30:53Would be nice, wouldn't it?

30:54To be able to dance like that.

30:57Oh, you're telling me that Niall Kennedy can't radio Gaga?

31:03Yeah, watch that.

31:05The sentiment city had already started.

31:09The pulse of the camera was just random action.

31:13Don't really watch 30 years.

31:14It's so exciting.

31:15No, no, no.

31:16I love it.

31:17No, it's...

31:18It was as though Freddie had died and come back with longer limbs.

31:31What the hell is he doing?

31:45What the hell is he doing?

31:50You know what it is but that's gotta be mine.

31:53You better find a way.

31:55Oh, oh, oh.

31:56She's doing this job.

31:57It's a rat trap.

31:59And you be...

32:01Oh!

32:11Hey, are you okay?

32:12Look at this place.

32:13How did we get from hunter-gatherers to student unions?

32:15It's an evolutionary mess-up.

32:18Excuse me, mate.

32:19You just nudged me.

32:20Oh, no, no, no.

32:21I think you should slow down a bit.

32:23Look, promise me you won't start shit.

32:25I won't.

32:26It's a bumpy come-up is all.

32:28I'll be chock full of love in a second, don't you worry.

32:31Oh, there they are.

32:32The slappers.

32:34Come here, you.

32:35No!

32:40It's going to end horribly.

32:42You have no idea.

32:46Here.

32:48I'll be your guide.

32:51Easy in a bit.

33:08Less tongue.

33:10Less tongue.

33:12Next time.

33:13Less tongue.

33:15Right.

33:39What happened to Eason Ann?

33:42I think I'm feeling it.

33:47Here.

33:50You're still flaccid?

33:51Well, I'm not going to get one here.

33:54But that's fine.

33:56We leave.

33:59Yo!

34:00We're leaving!

34:01Oh, yeah, you are.

34:03Dumbies, hell, okay? He's already raised, son.

34:14Ruben has blackness in him.

34:19I think you need some water.

34:22Ah, my coat. Wait here.

34:32Oh, my God.

34:52Al B. Al B, yeah.

34:57Where's Celeste?

35:00Narnia, by now, I reckon.

35:05Did you have a good night?

35:08Uh, it started well.

35:11I suppose it's ending well, too.

35:14Who remembers the middle, right?

35:17Exactly.

35:18So many films were forgiven for starting and ending well.

35:22Great escape.

35:23How dare you?

35:26E.T.

35:27Get out.

35:28It's perfect.

35:37What a shitty start to uni.

35:39One of my blackmates thinks I'm a virgin.

35:41The other thinks I'm a social freak.

35:43So you're not a virgin?

35:45No, no.

35:46I had sex with my brother's girlfriend once.

35:50But we had sex with her together.

35:54My Allah, that's dark.

35:58Sorry, I'm just trying to get my head around how that works.

36:01Well, he brought her home one night and pretty much placed her on me.

36:06Right, how old were you?

36:07I was 15.

36:08He was 17.

36:13What?

36:15No, um, it just all makes sense now, why he feels part of you.

36:28Do you fancy a film or something where we could watch the start of the great escape and the end

36:34of E.T., try and make sense of them together?

36:38The prisoners of war who escaped to the moon on a bicycle?

36:41Yeah.

36:42Sounds perfect.

36:44Let's run, because it's freezing.

36:46Let's run, let's run, let's run.

37:19Look, uh, I'm not quite ready for that.

37:24That's okay.

37:25This does no pressure.

37:26I know.

37:27I want to.

37:30I just...

37:33I just...

37:34Hey.

37:36Hey, hey, what's going on?

37:39I just, I don't know where these feelings have come from.

37:43I mean, my mum's gay, for Christ's sake, it should be easy.

37:45Hey, your mum's gay?

37:49Yeah.

37:50I'm genuinely impressed.

37:52I mean, gay mum's that, and that's pretty radical.

37:54I think it's the watch of our deal.

37:58You told them.

37:59No way.

38:00A fucking town would have a field day.

38:03They would think there was something in our water.

38:08Well, we can go at your pace.

38:11Even if that means going backwards.

38:15How would that work?

38:17Oh, my, you have a lot to learn.

38:21We can do whatever you want.

38:25We can chat.

38:28We can watch films.

38:31We can...

38:32Hug.

38:34Maybe.

38:40I won't say anything.

38:57You're a shit-hugger.

39:07It's okay, he's preoccupied.

39:10I'm sorry.

39:12I'm sorry.

39:37I love it.

39:39You can love it.

39:40No, no, no.

39:41I'll let you know.

39:43I'll let you know.

39:45I'll let you know.

39:46No, get away.

39:48No, you stink, purgeman.

39:52I'm coming by for more, Frenchy.

39:54Just you wait.

40:02So what happened?

40:04They just started kissing in front of me.

40:06So I gave Reuben an ultimatum.

40:08I said, if you carry on kissing her,

40:09I'm going home.

40:11And what did he say to that?

40:13He said, win-win.

40:14Then spat in my face.

40:16Jesus.

40:19I'm so sorry.

40:24Are you going to be able to get through this induction?

40:26I'll be fine.

40:28I've been through worse than him.

40:29That's for sure.

40:33We do have a fairly extensive reading list this year,

40:36and I suggest you take a look at all the texts on it.

40:38I know for some of you, English isn't your primary subject,

40:42but I still think it'd be good to acquaint yourself with the wider syllabus.

40:48It's Joanna, isn't it?

40:51Would you like to take a moment?

40:58Now, for the rest of us,

40:59if you can take a look at the handout in front of you.

41:26What's going on here?

41:28Is it some of the strongest shit I've taken?

41:34Your eyes are holes right now.

41:38Big, dark, shitty holes.

41:46Is Celeste okay?

41:47She's just working through some shit.

41:49That's the beauty of this drug.

41:52She's actually never been more awake in her life.

42:07Come here.

42:09Dance with me.

42:10Here.

42:13Get on my feet.

42:16You need to be at my level for what I'm about to tell you.

42:28What are we doing here?

42:31My dad.

42:33You know what's gone and done?

42:35Had another child with this random bird.

42:39She's fighting him for custody.

42:43Right.

42:44Okay.

42:51We can't let him win, Shaka.

42:56We can't let him win.

43:05If you lot don't get the fuck out,

43:06I am calling the police.

43:21How do you get rid of him?

43:24It wasn't too hard.

43:26He is pretty Pavlovian

43:28when it comes to police call-outs.

43:50We can't let him win.

44:04Hey, hey, hey. What's wrong?

44:09You knew it was supposed to be a fresh start, a chance to...

44:14And I just made all the same mistakes.

44:17It's OK. It's not going to be here forever.

44:20I'm sorry. I shouldn't be crying.

44:22Hey, hey, don't worry.

44:27That's what I meant about performing.

44:32I could see it in your eyes, almost.

44:35The real you was in there.

44:39Just trying to get out.

44:44I mean, that's the thing with eyes.

44:46They always tell the truth.

44:55Well, what are they saying now, then?

45:01That you're exhausted?

45:05That you're done fighting?

45:08Yeah.

45:10You can say that again.

45:14Then stop fighting.

45:27You know, I know this isn't like, like sexy,

45:31but this is my first time with a man, so sexy can win.

45:35Yeah, that's fine by me.

46:03I just tried to focus here.

46:05Let me just check.

46:21Hey, what are you doing?

46:23Oh, no, it's just suddenly occurred to me that I am doing it again.

46:28What do you mean?

46:29I just told myself the last time I got to the straight, but I wouldn't do it again.

46:32No, no, I'm sorry.

46:33Please, I...

46:34It's just, it's Ruben, he'll kill me if he finds out.

46:37Your mothers are together, why would he care?

46:41It's different with men, isn't it?

46:42It's more shameful.

46:49Wow, okay.

46:51By society's standards, I mean.

46:53Wait, I'll be pleased, let's reset.

46:56You know, Niall, the first boy I ever got with was so worried about being found out that

47:03um, he came in my hand and then he ran out of the room to tell everyone I hit on

47:09him.

47:10I shared a dorm with eight other guys and they beat me up every night.

47:15So one day, I stood up and I said, so what?

47:20I'm gay.

47:22The next person to touch me, the next person to touch me, wants it.

47:26And I stood there with my arms crossed and I waited and nothing happened.

47:33You know why?

47:36Because my strength was far greater than their fear.

47:45Yeah, a few weeks later, I, er, I went up to that boy and I thanked him.

47:51I said, erm, I said if he didn't tell anyone, I never would have.

48:01Why are you telling me this?

48:07Because if he didn't tell anyone, I never would have.

48:30Did your dad have another kid?

48:35Who told you that?

48:38You did, yesterday?

48:39No, I never.

48:40I should remember, Rabin.

48:41I never said anything.

48:57Joanna's really upset.

49:00Why?

49:01Because I fucked a much fitter bird.

49:03You spat on her face, Rabin.

49:05So what?

49:06I'm not fucking justifying myself to you.

49:09You saw the way she threw herself over me all night.

49:11It was embarrassing.

49:12If you give your body away so easily like that, don't be upset if it comes back with spit on

49:16her.

49:19What's this about?

49:21An intervention, is it?

49:24Now Kennedy wanting one of his wee chats.

49:27Have I gone too far?

49:28No, no, I just think maybe it's time to, you know, I think Maura might want you back, is all.

49:39Maura?

49:41What the fuck are you talking about more of her?

49:43What the fuck are you talking about more of her?

49:43You've never given a shit about her.

49:45Well, what about work?

49:49Fuck work.

49:51I'm staying here.

49:53Why should you get all this for free and I get nothing?

49:55We share everything.

49:56I mean, you're wearing my jumper right now.

49:57It's different.

49:58You don't get to whisk off on a fancy grant and leave me in a shit hole.

50:01Fuck that.

50:02You should have brought me with you from the start.

50:04We can't share a room forever.

50:06It's not about the room.

50:07It's about the fucking principle.

50:12Don't you bring up my father again, okay?

50:16I will rip that jumper off your back right here, right now.

50:19You understand?

50:24You got anything else to say?

50:27Stay as long as you want.

50:43Niall?

50:52How did it go?

50:55Did you do it?

50:59Yeah.

51:02Oh, my God.

51:05Niall.

51:10How do you feel?

51:13I feel...

51:15Yeah, yeah, stunned.

51:18Look, should we go to your room?

51:20Ruben's coming back and I don't want him to know we're talking.

51:23What, so he didn't take it well?

51:26He needs time.

51:27It wasn't so much the reveal.

51:29I mean, like you said, our mums.

51:30It was more that I kept it so long.

51:34Brotherly shit, you know.

51:43Ruben?

51:44Don't, don't, don't, please.

51:46Can I have a word for a moment?

51:52I know what you're going to say.

51:54We've had the chat.

51:56As far as I'm concerned, bygones be bygones.

52:04Wow.

52:04Niall, uh, that is very commendable.

52:08So sarcastic.

52:10No, uh, no, it's just Niall was worried about how you'd react.

52:15Well, I was pissed off at first, but...

52:18However you guys want to live, I won't get in the way of that as long as I'm staying here.

52:23Wow.

52:24I'm so impressed.

52:26Really, I am.

52:31Look out.

52:32Why don't you go light, though?

52:35Wait, I...

52:37I had you all wrong.

52:39The way you look out for each other.

52:42I get it now.

52:43I really get it.

52:46Great.

52:47Wait, Ruben, I...

52:50I don't think you quite realise what you've done here.

52:52How huge this is.

52:54Calm down, mate.

52:55It's a broken kitchen.

52:56I won't do it again.

53:03Right, I see.

53:10What is your fucking deal, man?

53:12In what sense?

53:13Sniffing your fucking face at me.

53:15Well, I wasn't at you, actually.

53:16I was at your brother.

53:17You think that's fucking better, do you?

53:18Great, right, right.

53:19Come on, let's go.

53:20No, no, no.

53:20No, you're really pressing me.

53:22Son.

53:22Let's just leave this, OK?

53:24Not until this cunt explains himself.

53:26Do you want to tell him or shall I?

53:32What the fuck is going on?

53:34OK, fine.

53:35I'll tell him.

53:35I'll be, I'll be, I'll be.

53:36Your brother...

53:53Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

53:56Stop, stop, stop, stop.

54:29I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be.

54:54I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be.

55:11I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be.

55:35I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be.

56:24I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be.

57:00This is gonna take a long time.

57:02I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be.

57:31Maybe ask him to leave or something.

57:32No, don't do that. I'll just make things worse.

57:35Let's just get through this then.

57:37They'll be fine.

57:39Okay.

57:40Do you, Albert Franklin Safade,

57:43take Niall Brandon Kennedy

57:46as your lawfully wedded partner?

57:51I do.

57:56Do you, Niall Brandon Kennedy,

58:01take Albert Franklin Safade

58:03as your lawfully wedded partner?

58:15I do.

58:18I do.

58:32I do.

58:34I do.

58:55I do.

59:01I do.

59:02I do.

59:04I do.

59:05I do.

59:06I do.

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