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00:1116 of the hottest people you've ever seen are headed to this 280-foot superyacht in the
00:19mediterranean sea but these sexy singles will soon learn finding love is hard work because while four
00:34couples get the chance to live a life of luxury on the topside deck this is real nice everyone else
00:42is sent downside where they will remain single how are we even supposed to fit in here forced to cook
00:49clean and serve the official couples all in the hope of finding a partner of their own gotta get
00:56out of here these sad facts will be down but not out because they can compete or canoodle for their
01:05chance at love in a spot on the top side if they're willing to risk walking the plank this is
01:13part of
01:13the show that's right every week the quest for love will find one shipmate living the high life
01:19while the other is eliminated into the dark and lonely abyss of the mediterranean sea
01:25you fucking dickhead i'm gonna do whatever it takes to stay up here you are not what i think you
01:33are
01:33did you come on to keith i don't know if you're lying or not we are in love then you
01:37need to
01:37fucking back up drama is at peak right now in the end the winning top side couple will sail off
01:46into a future of romantic bliss we can leave the show right now and i would love to continue a
01:51relationship with her with the grand prize of a trip around the world kind of giving me butterflies down
01:57there pack your bags and throw on your inflatables because this yacht is setting sail
02:10welcome to love overboard
02:19this is gabby wendy your love captain speaking our sexy singles are en route
02:26prepared to be boarded by these hotties
02:33you guys look beautiful up there
02:36are you excited to get laid maybe sorry dad no i want to find love when it comes to dating
02:45i'm the type of person where i'm gonna give everyone a chance not not everyone
02:52my man better not talk to any other girl
02:55that's like the whole point the kind of guys i'm into he has to be super confident and just let
03:00me
03:00do me but also be insanely obsessed with me i'm excited to be here and find my true love
03:05i like the light
03:06i like the light
03:08i like the light
03:08i like the light
03:09i like the light
03:13oh
03:13oh
03:14oh
03:15oh
03:15oh
03:15oh
03:15oh
03:19can we grab a champagne the heftiest glass
03:22it's just the beginning i'm here for a genuine relationship and i feel like i'm just really in a place
03:27where like i love myself a lot and i'm like ready to like share that with someone else
03:30cheers to finding our men and if we don't find our men then we have each other cheers to that
03:37we're here welcome to malta
03:39hi
03:40hi
03:40hi
03:41hi
03:43what's your name
03:43beautiful
03:44i love pretty women i feel like we all compliment each other really well so i love that i'm just
03:49surrounded by a bunch of tens
03:51Anna
03:51Anna
03:52yes
03:53you're stunning
03:53oh my god
03:55i've been winning at life period you know just being an it girl
03:59but i don't have a man in camp city
04:01i think i'm scared every man away with how overboard i can go
04:05where's my man
04:07hey
04:09freaking
04:09oh my man
04:13damn
04:13you're crazy
04:13look at this view bro
04:14it's kind of a dream out here
04:16we're gonna try our best to fall in love in malta that's the goal
04:19what better place to do it than on a big yacht
04:21i'm about to have the best summer of my life
04:24i would be so distracted i'm gonna fall in love like five different times
04:26bro i might fall in love for a sight
04:28you know
04:28sure yeah
04:28the woman i'm gonna marry
04:30imagine it right now
04:31nice personality
04:33that's a fat ass
04:34yo
04:36i like a little bit of toxicity too because like the healthy toxins i like to slash your tires toxicity
04:41what's your type of race
04:42i love beach girls
04:43i have a girl like looks like a surfer girl
04:45yeah
04:46the plastics are going my way
04:47and the naturals are going his way
04:49i like enhancements here or you know wherever and yeah
04:53yeah
04:53no with me turning 30 i'm absolutely trying to date more serious and really find that person for me
04:58that thing is crazy
05:00that thing is crazy
05:00the guys are here
05:01oh my god
05:02we're coming
05:03maybe i'm coming
05:06we're here
05:06we're here
05:07we're here
05:09we're here
05:12i'm a respectful fuckboy
05:13hi i'm gita
05:14what's up
05:15it's been fun
05:16it served me well
05:17but i'd love to find someone that i could settle down with
05:20it's time
05:21hi lexi
05:22nice to meet you
05:24nice to meet you
05:25lexi's energy is kind of just gravitated towards me and vice-versa and like she's gorgeous
05:30which one did you say you love her
05:31the one i was talking to her no
05:32shande
05:33keith
05:33nice to meet you
05:35oof
05:35let me make note of that
05:36okay he's tall
05:37oh he's blonde
05:38okay blue eyes
05:39so far i like what i see
05:41alright guys let's raise our glasses
05:43this is going to be the best summer of our fucking lives
05:48our gorgeous shipmates are all on board
05:51let's get their love stories started already
05:56hi
05:58come join me on the sunset
06:01oh my god
06:03hi everyone
06:08hi
06:08thank you guys for the time
06:11girls on one side and boys on the other
06:14okay
06:15like a religious wedding
06:16yes
06:17immediately i'm like aye aye gabby
06:20i love her
06:21and she's gorgeous
06:22and i'm so happy she's here
06:24welcome aboard
06:25i'm gabby wendy
06:27and i'll be your love captain
06:29so when i say follow the fucking line
06:32you do it
06:33aye aye captain
06:36the 16 of you will have the once in a lifetime opportunity to flirt fondle and hopefully fall in love
06:43i'm down
06:44i'm down
06:45along this love voyage
06:47you'll be competing in challenges to test your commitment and compatibility and at the end the strongest couple will win
06:56a romantic trip around the world worth a hundred thousand dollars
07:04this prize is absolutely diabolically insane to like travel the world with the love of your life that's like a
07:10romantic movie and i think everyone wants to live that so i'm gonna get it
07:15as you know this experience is all about finding love sometimes you have to work for love and maybe even
07:23go a little overboard
07:28okay so how's everyone feeling
07:30okay so how's everyone feeling
07:31so excited
07:31horny
07:35yeah you pervert
07:37just so i know that's okay
07:40i owned it
07:46so i've been celibate
07:49it's it's cool it's fun but i mean hey obviously i get a little spikes of like i'm really horny
07:55i'm like i want to but then i'm like i gotta remember the lock-in
07:58okay it's time to couple up
08:03welcome to toaster toss
08:05this is the opportunity for all of you singles to choose a shipmate to couple up with
08:12okay so here's how it's gonna work
08:14i'm gonna pull names randomly out of these two buckets to decide who gets the opportunity to couple up
08:22once your name is called you'll step up to the platform and bring your champagne with you
08:28y'all i'm a country girl like i don't even know how i got on this yacht but like i'm
08:34here
08:34what are you confident
08:36um i have the biggest boobies
08:38so i know they mad
08:45okay
08:46our first lady with the chance at love is
08:50lexi
08:53obviously everyone's gorgeous but
08:55there's one person lexi that just has like my eyes
08:58i'm like praying that we both get matched up so we can
09:01and toast and couple up
09:03and the first lucky guy with the chance to couple up with lexi is
09:09reese
09:12whoo
09:13lexi's gorgeous like she's definitely one of the ones that caught my eye right off the bat
09:16immediately i'm like okay we're good
09:18if you want to couple up with the person on the other side of the divider raise your glass to
09:24toast
09:24if your heart is elsewhere dump it in the bucket and if you're a match this could be the beginning
09:31of your love story
09:36one
09:37one
09:38two
09:39three
09:41one
09:44two
09:51okay toaster toss
09:55three
09:58two
09:58two
09:59there's a chance that they might couple up right now and i'm like they do it's gonna like be devastating
10:04three
10:05oh
10:10okay now step forward
10:22i definitely didn't expect it at all
10:25i could tell
10:25yeah i went in for a hug and i was like okay but i'm glad it happened i love how
10:30assertive you are and that's what's like made me more attracted to you honestly
10:33so lexi and reese you're our first couple
10:39okay leela and james
10:42one
10:43two
10:43three
10:45there we go
10:46yes
10:47so james initially had said i'm horny and so i'm immediately like okay well there's one off the list
10:54that's a boy not a man
10:56enna
10:57and andrew
10:58on three
11:00two
11:00one
11:03one
11:04step forward
11:06i'm so sorry
11:09sorry to you
11:10i'm sorry
11:10sorry to you
11:11i don't want to make anyone feel bad
11:14i already knew i wasn't like one of the initial people i was into so i already knew i was
11:17gonna dump
11:18i don't know what went wrong
11:20i'm shipping
11:23sade
11:25and keith
11:26keith is definitely attractive but my heart's kicking
11:30because you never know if the other person is feeling the same way like we just met
11:34on three
11:36two
11:36one
11:39two
11:40two
11:40two
11:40two
11:41two
11:41three
11:41three
11:44two
11:48one
11:49one
12:06three
12:08two
12:08three
12:08two
12:08three
12:09two
12:21One
12:22Wait, yeah, they're in we're the fucking love gurus. I'm telling you we're gonna be like cupid
12:32Okay, well and David
12:38Okay
12:39toaster toss on one
12:42two
12:45Three
12:47And step forward
12:53We got a match
13:00Appearance-wise, you know Lauren is definitely not my normal type. It's not like she has anything plastic
13:04She's like very natural and just like very pretty, but I'm kind of leaning into it
13:09Okay, couple
13:11Come back over here
13:14Congratulations to our first four couples
13:22But this is where things get all fucked up
13:26Our four couples will be living together getting to know each other romantically on this lavish top side of the
13:36deck
13:36The remaining singles
13:39You will be working
13:42Working
13:44Living and breathing
13:48You will be working on the down side of the deck
13:50You will be washing dishes scrubbing this dirty filthy deck all to make those top side couples even more comfortable
14:07in all of their luxury
14:11The rest of us are going down side
14:13The rest of us are going down side
14:14It actually is very infuriating. I have to cook. I have to clean. What am I going to be wearing
14:17an apron?
14:18Am I going to be like mopping up their fucking shit?
14:20You want a mop?
14:22You want the first shift?
14:23I don't clean up at all back home. I don't do any chores. I don't do dishes. I have other
14:27people do that for me usually
14:29That's so bad
14:32Oh my god
14:33Down side singles don't worry
14:36You'll have an opportunity each day to come up to the top
14:41This is still a dating show after all so trust me this is going to help you find love
14:48But we'll get to that later for right now couples you can go explore your opulent suites
14:55I have no business being downside. I'm quite high maintenance unfortunately. I try to pretend to be low maintenance
15:01But I just I couldn't do it. I don't think could you?
15:06I'm very low maintenance. I could I would do just fine down there as long as there's food in the
15:10gym
15:11That's all I know. I like that. I like that as for the rest of you you sad sacks
15:19Go downstairs see your living quarters get your first work assignment and prepare for our first event the happy hour
15:29So bon voyage
15:41Oh
15:51I'm gonna be loaded up on these we got oysters aren't oysters in aphrodisiac. Oh, yeah
15:58Look like a million dollars
16:06Tell me about you being a therapist for children. Oh, okay. Did you get you did you go to school
16:10for me?
16:10I did I kind of jumped into it because I thought it would be the most challenging
16:14I love a lot in that it would be the one that would pull on my heartstrings the most
16:18I'm an empath so I feel that
16:20Yeah, same. I work in pediatric trauma, so I work with kids with mental health issues. My professional side
16:27It's very buttoned up whereas my personal side is much more like I like to party
16:33I love girls. You're definitely gonna get more of that outside david version. I love like deep conversation
16:39I can tell you're such a good communicator
16:41You think so? Yeah, that is a great compliment. That kiss was really good. That was that was like crazy.
16:47Oh, yeah
16:48I know we're like okay. Tim is so easy to talk to and like funny
16:55Honestly, I'm freaking out. This is crazy, and I'm feeling very good that I'm not a down sider right now
17:04You don't smell too good in here
17:05I don't want to scrub floors like look at what I'm wearing does this look like an outfit to mop
17:14in no
17:15I can't take this out of like the stairs
17:17same
17:19What the fuck is this?
17:20This is where we working. Y'all want to come see where we work?
17:23We're not working here. There we are
17:28This is so unfair
17:30I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that
17:34I'm trying to find the love my life on this show
17:38get me out of here in like this nasty hospital
17:43Oh
17:44nursing home by
17:46Bullshit, that's bullshit. What is theirs look like?
17:52Holy shit
17:54This is so cute
17:56I
17:58Love this get comfortable here. Hello
18:02Anybody home
18:04Beautiful
18:05Yeah, three two
18:10You chose the one who's like the most natural
18:13Yeah, is crazy what I've realized in my past relationships is I want somebody that I feel like would be
18:19good to
18:21A future kid and I think she does that like I don't think you can breastfeed with fake boobs and
18:27stuff like that
18:28Like I don't know like shake your tits shake your tits
18:30We have a room
18:32We have a room
18:33We found a home. I'm just so happy
18:36Okay, I'm gonna let you have this
18:38But right now you have your outside clothes
18:40You're right
18:41In the bed
18:43Me and Shadeh are like complete opposite
18:45She's in New York, you know, I've never even been to New York
18:47She's never been in Nebraska
18:49Could go a lot of different ways
18:51But it's definitely something I'm wanting to try
18:54Does the mirror work?
18:55It works
18:55It looks good
18:56Okay, so like do you have like your staple red flags?
19:03I don't like the quiet like the loudest guy in the room
19:05Okay
19:06I'm very loud energetic
19:09You can't have that time too
19:10No
19:11Out of the guys did you have anyone pegged as like the loudest guy?
19:14I mean James was like I'm horny
19:17So and everyone was like dead silent so I feel like that would be loud guy
19:22Yeah, what did all the girls think when he said something?
19:24Oh man, ew, like if you I know that you're horny like I want
19:27I don't want to know that I want to be able to feel it
19:28Yeah
19:30James!
19:31Wait, that's actually my bed. Why are you humping it?
19:34No!
19:35This is totally not what I envisioned for my summer and for falling in love
19:41However, I feel like Beau initially took my attention
19:46Oh man, I'm gonna hit my head on that every fucking day
19:48He's obviously beautiful
19:49It's only been the first few hours
19:51So I'm not one to put a ring on it yet
19:53We'll see
19:54Where's Bella?
19:56I'm over this shit
19:58I'm not wearing that fucking outfit
20:01I'm not very good with change
20:04I'm so upset genuinely
20:07I was really excited to come on this show thinking this was just gonna be like a yacht trip
20:12Everything's okay
20:13I hate cleaning up after people
20:17Why would I want to pick up after people that I think I'm sexier than
20:21I swear to God if it's real cleaning
20:24I can't even clean my room
20:26And I'm like a little Barbie with a dream house
20:29You don't clean up the dream house
20:30Barbie house is always clean
20:32No, you get somebody else to fucking do it
20:34It's okay
20:36I can't handle people when they cry
20:39It's so bad
20:40I don't want to be like, they're there
20:42I'm not a parent
20:43I'm 21 years old
20:44I'm younger than her
20:45I'm talking everything
20:48She did say she wanted her mommy
20:49Can we get her her mommy maybe?
20:51Y'all have no fucking idea
20:53I don't
20:53This whole time hurt me so bad
20:54I got screwed over
20:56I'm not gonna be too dramatic about it
20:59I'm just hoping everything turns around
21:03Cause of this
21:04And you're
21:05Is that me?
21:06I will literally be on my last fucking dollar
21:08And I'll say
21:09We need to get you some deodorant
21:10We need to get you some deodorant
21:11It's me
21:12It's you
21:12It's you
21:14Bye
21:25Bye
21:26Now that the initial spiral has worn off
21:28But don't worry
21:29There will be plenty more to come
21:31It's time to get the downsiders to gather themselves
21:34And start to get ready for their first shift
21:37Am I in there?
21:38Are you in here with me, boo?
21:46Ella's sweet
21:47Ella's sweet
21:48She's a great person in herself
21:49But if she starts crying
21:50Like I can't do that
21:52Why would you look at my suitcase?
21:54To be honest like I can't
21:59Hold on I'm like
22:00Do you guys need anything to drink?
22:03Yeah
22:05Here's the thing
22:06I could make a potato sack
22:08Work on me because
22:11My doctor blessed me
22:13With some cheap tits
22:19Attention downsiders
22:20Meet me on the mezzanine to get your first work assignments
22:24Hi
22:25This is all about finding a connection
22:28And maybe even finding love
22:30Which you can do anywhere on this boat
22:33However, if you want the opportunity to win the trip around the world
22:38And be considered an official couple
22:41You'll have to move to the top side
22:43To enjoy the life of luxury with your lover
22:48But the only way to get to the top side deck
22:50Is by breaking up another couple
22:56There will be challenges and dates
22:58To give you the opportunity to do so
23:00So you better take them
23:02If you don't want to spend all summer as a little bitch
23:06Just to reiterate
23:07You have to break up a couple
23:10The conditions down here are pretty shitty
23:11I won't lie
23:12There's a lot of good guys
23:13A lot of good girls up there
23:14So I mean I feel bad breaking them up
23:15But I mean
23:17Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to get out of here
23:18So your first work assignment is to prep the happy hour
23:23For the top side couples
23:25Where you will be serving appetizers and cocktails
23:28This will be a nightly event
23:30And is your opportunity to connect with the top siders
23:34The down sider who takes the most initiative
23:37And finds mutual interest
23:40Will be rewarded with a day
23:43Okay, get to work
23:44Damn
23:49Are we mopping?
23:50Yeah
23:50I'll do it
23:51I'll do it
23:52Don't worry
23:52Ew
23:54I don't think I've ever mopped in my life
23:55How do you use this?
23:57It smells like shit
23:57Wait, how do you do this?
23:59Okay, so you take the hat off
24:01Wait, ew
24:02Up top is like she's like my top one ass
24:04The only one I would pursue up there honestly
24:06Really?
24:06Yeah
24:06Okay
24:07Cause G is my number one
24:08If she was up there with somebody
24:10I could give a fuck
24:11Yeah, whoever could
24:11Yeah, yeah
24:12You gotta imagine that
24:13I definitely want to be up here
24:15Compared to where I'm living downstairs
24:16My feet hanging off the bed
24:18So I'm like
24:18Hey, when my chance comes
24:20I'm going for it
24:21I kind of want to like
24:22Do it a little strategic
24:23And kind of like jab at it a little bit
24:24Yeah
24:25Like slowly and steady
24:25And then be like
24:26When the window opens
24:28Just attack it
24:28Yeah, yeah, yeah
24:30What the fuck is that?
24:32What is that?
24:33The fish
24:34Oh, baby
24:35What do I have to do with the fish?
24:37Baby, you gotta skin that fish
24:39Okay, it's time to get country up in here
24:41Girl
24:44Here, which one you want?
24:46How are you about to be stressed out over seeing fish?
24:49We're not over here dissecting pigs
24:52I'm sorry, y'all don't do this shit in L.A.
24:58And this is going to be me and David
25:04David?
25:05Which one's David?
25:07He's with Lowe
25:09No shade to Lowe
25:10I really like her
25:10No, I know
25:11But it's just
25:11I've literally said him for a second
25:14I saw him
25:14You can't tell no one
25:16I won't
25:18Who's your daddy?
25:20Who's your daddy?
25:22Wash the fish off your hands
25:24And put on some clean underwear
25:26Because our first happy hour starts now
25:30Happy hour
25:31Happy hour
25:33I'm ready for this margarita right now
25:35I'm ready for this margarita right now
25:35The four top side couples are
25:36Me and Reese
25:37Anna and Tim
25:39Sade and Keef
25:40And David and Lowe
25:42All right, where are those little peasants?
25:45Oh
25:46Dude, this is insane
25:48Damn, this is nicer up here
25:49This is so unfair
25:51Going into this happy hour
25:53We're gonna be serving cocktails
25:55Serving hors d'oeuvres
25:57Getting to mingle and hang out
25:58I'm not looking to shove my chest in anyone's face
26:01Or bend over
26:02That's not my jam
26:03If someone's into me
26:05Then we'll feel it out
26:06Oh
26:07Wow
26:09Look at you
26:11Look at you
26:13Can we do anything for you?
26:15I would do a tequila and ginger ale
26:17Tequila and ginger ale
26:18And you?
26:19Me?
26:20What's your specialty?
26:22Oh, you're not making it, right?
26:23Yeah, I am
26:23Are you really?
26:24I'm a grill
26:24You're barking, right?
26:25What are you doing?
26:27What are you doing?
26:28That's so good
26:28Good
26:29This is a drink I'm making for my man
26:32Where are you at?
26:35Here
26:35I got it
26:36I got it
26:36I got it
26:36I got it
26:36I got it
26:38Just watch out
26:41He would literally rather die
26:42Tell her she can skiddle
26:44I'm just telling you
26:44Cause you're my girl
26:45Lowe and I bonded really quickly on the boat
26:48And so my loyalty definitely lies with Lowe versus Bella
26:51And I would want to know if someone was coming for my man
26:56You should like make it known that like
26:58We're like married
26:59So she's gonna have to like figure something else out
27:02I'm gonna go tell her
27:03Okay
27:03You guys look so good in these outfits
27:05Thanks
27:08How you guys doing?
27:09Good
27:09How you feeling?
27:10How you feeling?
27:11I'm good
27:11Would you like to chat?
27:13Sure
27:14Hey, while you're at it
27:15Give me a shit bowl
27:18I'll bring that back to you
27:19I'll bring that back to you
27:20I'll bring that back to you
27:20I'll bring that back to you
27:21Attaboy, James
27:22This is the type of initiative that I like to see
27:26Did he just bring her out there?
27:28Yeah, they're walking out over here
27:29Right there
27:30Oh!
27:31He said, can we have a chat?
27:33Can we have a chat?
27:35I'm not surprised with that, honestly
27:36Cause like she's gorgeous
27:37I figured there would be someone who's targeting her
27:39I'm honestly a little bit annoyed that it's James
27:41Cause I know what his motives are
27:42And I'm like, dude, just get on out of here, you know
27:45She's with someone a little more serious right now
27:47I love a man in a uniform
27:48What can you say?
27:49Okay
27:49When James made the comment that he was like horny
27:52That immediately like shut me down
27:54But lovey assertiveness
27:56I think that's really cute
27:57Was not going to say no
27:58I kind of want to see where this goes
28:01I'm going to see what's going to happen
28:04I'm going to see what's going to happen
28:05I'm going to see what's going to happen
28:05I'm going to see what's going to happen
28:07I'm going to see what's going to happen
28:08I'm going to see what's going to happen
28:12How was your day?
28:14I'm good, honestly
28:15Yeah?
28:16What?
28:16You been thinking about me or what?
28:17Oh my gosh, here we go
28:19You know what?
28:21Honestly, I'm going to be open about it
28:21You called me out here
28:23I have been
28:24I think the coupling up was different
28:27I was like a little like
28:28Really?
28:29A little salty about it
28:30You thought I was going to be us?
28:31I was like, hopefully she says no
28:33But I'm like
28:34Oh really?
28:36Cause I obviously didn't turn it down
28:37But would you have said no to every other girl until it was me?
28:41Yes
28:42Really?
28:43I would've
28:43I would've, yeah
28:43Do you feel like you've like hit it off with anyone downstairs since you've been downstairs though?
28:47I told all of them down there
28:48I was like my number one was you
28:50Okay
28:50Are you letting everyone know?
28:52I did let everyone know
28:53Cause they were like, oh what about upstairs?
28:54And I was like, I want to go upstairs
28:55But I'm telling you
28:56The only person I'm going to pursue up there is obviously you
28:58And I'm like
28:59Okay
29:00You've been my number one
29:01But I'm like
29:01Okay
29:02I didn't know what the feelings were mutual
29:03But I think you made the horny comment and everything got quiet
29:06And I was like, oh everyone's going to raise their hand
29:08We all were talking about it
29:09No, no, no
29:09You were the one bold enough to say something
29:11I think I might've dug myself a hole with Lexi
29:14Obviously no one wants their man to raise their hand and say they're horny
29:17But at the end of the day, it was like, it was already said
29:19So now I'm like, okay, I gotta just show her that I'm not just horny
29:23I'm actually a good person too
29:25You're going to be in trouble
29:28There you go
29:29Thank you so much
29:33She like poisoned it
29:34I want to tell you, Lowe and David are like locked in
29:39Just so you know
29:40Tell me what I'm talking about, there's four weeks in here
29:42I'm just telling you
29:43I'm like, anybody can be locked in and they see, girl, they see these
29:46Cause I was just talking
29:47I don't know what to do
29:48Wait, what made you think that though?
29:49Well, she told me
29:50They were talking
29:51Her perspective is different from it
29:53Yeah, that's true
29:54That's true
29:54That's true
29:55I'm just letting you know
29:56Yeah, from what I know
29:58It's so obvious
30:00Leela told Warren
30:02That I want her man
30:04And I just hate the fakeness
30:06Oh, the fakeness has got to a stop
30:08So, I need to talk to her about it
30:11This bridge is fake as fuck
30:17Hey Leela
30:18Can we talk for a sec?
30:19Yeah, of course
30:25So, I know you're talking to Lowe and David
30:28It just felt like maybe the conversation was about me
30:31And I would hope that you would be honest about that
30:33Do you know what I mean?
30:34I mean, I will tell her
30:35I told her
30:35I was like
30:36She was like, how are you doing?
30:37How are things down there?
30:38And I was like, good
30:38Like, not really interested in anyone
30:40And she was like, so what about Bella?
30:42And I was like, well, Bella's kind of into David
30:45I just think it's weird
30:46Why?
30:47One
30:48When we were doing our job today
30:50I literally told you not to tell anybody
30:52And then you fucking tell the girl that he's with
30:54Well, but, okay
30:55No, no, no
30:56You know?
30:57You're so right
30:57No, no, no, honestly
30:59It's kind of again
31:00Bella, Bella, you're so right
31:01And I
31:02Can you look at me?
31:03I'm just like, if you really fucking like the guy up here
31:05I would not go to the girl and go
31:07Yeah, so she's interested in your man
31:08No, but it wasn't
31:09That's crazy
31:10No, no, I get what you're saying
31:12And I want to apologize
31:13Because that's not my intention
31:14To go behind your back and be
31:16Like I would be lying to you if I didn't
31:18It's just so sneaky
31:19It literally feels like calculated
31:22You really just told the girls
31:24Girl, get real
31:26Okay, okay
31:27Oh my God
31:28My end goal is to be on top
31:31So Lila doing all the bullshit today
31:34She helped me
31:35Oh, you just, you just prepped my man for me
31:38Thank you, baby
31:39Can you talk for a second?
31:41Sure
31:41We'll talk over here
31:42Come on
31:43Seeing Bella
31:45Very plastic up top
31:47Right up my alley
31:48I'm curious to, you know
31:49See what she's about as well
31:51What's up?
31:51Okay, so I wanted to talk
31:53Okay, okay
31:54I liked you from first impression
31:57Okay
31:58And I just want to know how you're doing in your couple
32:00Like if you're really like secure
32:02Yeah
32:03And obviously I'm just like
32:04I'm shooting my shot
32:06Oh, okay
32:07Yeah
32:08That's what the...
32:09Oh, okay
32:10Oh
32:12Okay, uh...
32:13I guess
32:14My question is like
32:16If the opportunity came up
32:19Would you take it with me?
32:25I do think you're really pretty
32:27Right?
32:28I think you're really cool
32:30With flow, it is going really well
32:33But I appreciate that
32:36In the past
32:37In the past, I probably would have reciprocated to Bella
32:39Because I do like enhancements
32:42It's not crossing my mind the same way it used to
32:46What I'm wanting out of this
32:47And what I'm wanting out of a relationship
32:48Has changed
32:51Okay
32:51Yeah
32:52Period
32:55I want this one person
32:57And he's saying he's locked in with her
32:59I'm kind of embarrassed
33:00I don't want to be crying every five fucking minutes either
33:07But y'all, this is brutal
33:09This is fucking brutal
33:13Poor Bella is left defeated
33:15But it feels appropriate to say
33:17There are plenty of fish in the sea
33:19Goodnight, goodnight
33:20Oh, man
33:22Today was fun
33:23There was so much drama
33:25We're up in the best situation
33:28That we could possibly get
33:29And people are down there
33:31Like thinking they're gonna get laminated
33:32Any fucking second right now
33:33And like working
33:34And like making us food
33:35My day was rough
33:37My day was so fucked
33:38Our day was rough
33:40Day one's in the book
33:42Can't wait for day two
33:43And just to see what happens
33:45So
33:47Hopefully I found love
33:49Nice
33:50Good job
33:51James was impressive at the happy hour tonight
33:54So here's a little something to reward his bold moves
34:00Oh shit
34:01What?
34:02There's a message I got right now
34:03James, I see you successfully put the sneak on today
34:06Due to your hard work and perseverance
34:08You get to take a top side
34:10Lucky lady on a romantic date off this yacht
34:12But choose wisely
34:13Because there's a lot on the line
34:15Gabby
34:17Oh shit
34:18Who's got a first choice of a date?
34:20Yeah, bro
34:20Who's it gonna be?
34:22Lexi?
34:22Yeah, duh
34:23Let's get it
34:24You're going on a date?
34:25Wait, with who?
34:30Let's get it
34:38Morning sunshine
34:39Waking up this morning
34:40I feel super comfortable with Reese
34:42We got to connect
34:43We shared a bed together
34:45And all we did was stay up and giggle and laugh
34:47Which was amazing
34:48And I'm excited to see what more that we have in common
34:55Good morning shitmates
34:57Topsiders, brunches waiting for you on the deck
35:00Downsiders, it's time to clean the state rooms
35:03Report for duty, stat
35:04Oh my god, let's go
35:07Everybody sleep
35:08Did anyone get a little physical?
35:11I was Big Spoon
35:11I woke up like
35:12You Big Spooned me in the middle of the night
35:14I was like, I don't know how I feel about this
35:15You didn't even know if it was her
35:16I was like, Anna?
35:18It was James
35:19Little did you know
35:20James came up in the middle of the night
35:21Swapped out
35:22It was James
35:23For Tim and I
35:24Like, he's so comfortable to me
35:26He is like a safety blanket
35:27Like I find myself just wanting to like touch him
35:29And like claw on him
35:30And like grab as much as I can to like protect me
35:33And make me feel safe
35:34And he does
35:34I think that there's already some strategy going on with the Downsiders
35:38They were very tight-knit yesterday
35:40They're trying to get up here by any means necessary
35:43Well, I just wonder when the fuckery's gonna start
35:46Party's here
35:47What up, y'all?
35:49What's up?
35:50What's up?
35:51What you guys doing?
35:52Are you here to service or to show?
35:53No, no, I'm on break
35:54Oh, you're on break?
35:55Good, good, good
35:56Last night, I got a text
35:59Saying what?
35:59From Gabby
36:01Yeah
36:02From Gabby
36:02Basically saying
36:04I have been granted a date
36:06Off the yacht
36:11Lexi
36:12Who would like to go on a date with me?
36:14Yes, I'd love to go on a date
36:16Oh, how cute
36:19Thank you
36:19Okay
36:20All right, y'all
36:21I'll see y'all
36:22Bye
36:23Have fun
36:25And the fuckery begins
36:27This environment is really hard to be in a spot like that
36:30I would definitely like to get to know Lexi
36:31A little bit more before she, you know, jumps ship to someone else
36:35Okay, cue this sexy B-roll date montage
36:45Hey!
36:53Oh my God
36:54Dang, this is beautiful
36:55We're doing a massage in
36:57Wow
36:58I'm super excited for what's in store on this
37:00Yeah, I can't wait to see what happens
37:02You ready for the mud?
37:03Oh God
37:04Oh
37:05Oh, shoot, this probably feels crazy
37:07Yeah, honestly, yeah, it feels good
37:08Yeah?
37:09Yeah
37:10Oh my God
37:12Obviously, she's gorgeous, attractive, everything
37:14And she crosses all the checklists
37:15Okay
37:17I'm not even gonna lie
37:18Oh
37:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
37:27It's mine
37:29You are
37:31There you go
37:47Are you guys, like, just so anxious to be in the bottom?
37:50Actually, is that what's gonna happen to you?
37:52I mean, we'll see what happens later
37:53That's that she comes back and likes James more
37:56But they're like
37:57Yeah, you can choose James
37:58Or you choose Reese and stay up here
37:59That's what they're
38:00That's what it is
38:01If they come back
38:02And Lexi ends up selecting James
38:04Then I think I'll be banished to the downside
38:07I like where I'm at right now
38:08To try and stay up here for as long as possible
38:10Cause that's kinda fucked
38:11Because not only are you losing somebody
38:12But now you're going to the bottom
38:13He's like five
38:14Five peasant
38:15Oh Reese, whoever Lexi discards is going somewhere much deeper
38:19And much saltier than the downside
38:26What's your views on family?
38:28Family-oriented is super important to me
38:30I have a huge Portuguese family
38:31And then we're all just like super tight-knit
38:33I have two older brothers
38:34And so it's like the perfect dynamic
38:37Biggest thing to me is like
38:38I would want to be with a man
38:39That's also like family-oriented
38:40Like understands like close to his mom
38:42I mean, I was raised by a mom
38:44But I have sisters too
38:45Okay, cool
38:45Like women and family are just like most important to me
38:48Obviously like my partner has to be like in tune with that
38:51And understand it
38:52Are you an effective communicator?
38:54I'd say communication for me is obviously like top priority
38:57It's the only way you make a relationship work at the end of the day
38:59You should always want to keep trying harder for your person
39:02Definitely
39:03Obviously look at me
39:04I'm trying real hard
39:05You really did
39:05I went to the bottom of the boat
39:07I was expecting to go great
39:08But I was like wow
39:09This is like leaving me speechless
39:12She's like perfect for me
39:13Like what I appreciate the most is you were like
39:16I would have tossed for anyone until it was like you
39:21The hard ones are the hard ones
39:23Aww
39:24Horny James is growing up right before our eyes
39:27But it may be too little too late with our first elimination tonight
39:42Lexi and James are headed back to the chakra relaxed from their massages
39:48But trust me it won't last long
39:51Woah
39:53Woah
39:54Woah
39:54Woah
39:55Woah
39:55Woah
39:55Woah
39:56Woah
39:56Woah
39:56Woah
40:05with mud we had like a little shower rinse down together yeah i feel like it's tough because i did
40:18just have a really good time and then i come back and immediately i see reese on the couch and
40:23i'm
40:23like wow there are still obviously feelings there as well i'm just having a lot of trouble navigating
40:28that right now and i just feel like i'm gonna cry attention children of the chakra put on your
40:37finest outfits and report to the bow of the boat for our first ever plank ceremony oh
40:45shit you're joking what what the fuck a plank oh
40:58hi hi oh no
41:05holy what the fuck that is crazy that's kind of high up right no this is probably 30 feet that's
41:12three
41:12stories right oh my god the fuck is going on this is what we're doing this is part of the
41:23show oh my
41:24god this is scary as hell apologies what is this lexi you have a massive huge decision to make okay
41:39would you like to stay with your current tall drink of water reese you're welcome or would you like to
41:49climb james like a tree
41:52one more thing if it wasn't obvious whoever you do not choose will be eliminated and sent plummeting
42:02into the deep blue sea on this plank behind me oh it's been tested multiple times you should be
42:10fine oh my god it's fucking insane wait and are we gonna have to do that so basically now we're
42:18finding out that if a down sider goes on a date they're either gonna go top side or down to
42:24the
42:24bottom of the ocean who the came up with this idea because they need their brains checked out because
42:30this is insane boys it's time to take your planks one of you will be going overboard tonight
42:40wow this is real we're really in danger of all going home it clicks for me we're in this huge
42:47pressure cooker and really anything can happen like none of us are safe but my stomach hurts
42:56oh my god oh shoot
43:05yo this is nuts kids shifty all right you should know boys if you have any last words to say
43:15to lexi
43:16i suggest you go now and beg i did not expect to be here and be feeling all these things
43:23they're
43:24both great guys right now i do want to say it is 50 50. it's going to come down to
43:29what's set up there on the plane
43:33lexi honestly i want to remind you of everything that happened yesterday i feel like you and i had such
43:38good banter right after the couple ceremony and i feel like we got to know each other a good amount
43:43despite it only being 24 hours and so with everything that happened i think there's still a lot more to
43:48uncover about each other and i'll be excited to do that with you thank you
43:55so i want to say today i feel like our day was perfect not only because what we did but
44:02because i got to
44:02do it with you and the connection we have i think is everything that i'm looking for so i feel
44:09like
44:09that's very important to me and at the end of the day the best prize i can have is you
44:18lexi it's time to make your decision who will you be sending overboard tonight
44:33the man that i am sending overboard is
44:52reese
45:11oh my god
45:12that's insane oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god don't make me don't make me
45:20do that again please
45:21reese we love you we love you
45:32lexi and james congratulations you are our new top side couple
45:46this season on love overboard we're here to have a good time
45:50make memories oh my gosh fall in love and that's what i'm going to focus on
45:57we get to flirt shake a little drink a little
46:04the couples fight to hold on to their lives of topside luxury nobody's safe while the downside
46:11singles plot for a topside takeover this is going to be the perfect opportunity to snake my way in
46:18you're literally as low class like as they come with every dramatic challenge
46:23i'm gonna die every shocking revelation he did cheat on her every steamy hookup it was
46:30fucking hard these singles will be breaking hearts and playing games it's on now i'm coming to get my
46:36lady and just when you thought it couldn't get any sexier guys there's someone else coming on the boat
46:42the shipwreckers arrived to claim all the booty i'm not asking him to go fuck me in a room i'm
46:48literally chatting with him those features are out for blood emotions will soar you're so dramatic
46:53it's too much get away from me hearts will break if i'm talking to a girl and she's talking to
46:59another
46:59guy what am i what are we doing i'm not gonna see her and compete for a girl and only
47:03one thing is for
47:04certain i'm gone right now this is my last day no one is safe from the plank this is going
47:11to get messy
47:13what's he doing oh i can't watch this at the end of all of this there's only one winner and
47:20the rest losers
47:48so
48:00you
48:02you
48:03you
48:03you
48:05you
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