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00:01Previously on Love Overboard, 16 singles set sail for love.
00:07For David and Lo, it was love at first sight, and they made it official.
00:15For Reese, Sophia, and Prasad, the journey ended before it began.
00:20So typical.
00:22Gia was caught in a Bermuda love triangle.
00:25I'm interested in Bo, but I'm also very interested in you.
00:28Where Bo mysteriously disappeared, leaving Gia and Tim a couple.
00:33Then, in complete and utter shock, David did the thinkable.
00:37Lauren.
00:41You fucking dickhead!
00:44Tonight, before our remaining shipmates yearn for the fornicating finish line.
00:49It's a beast party!
00:51A surprise awaits where they'll have to face the former flirty shipmates they've tooted and booted.
00:58Love Overboard starts now!
01:01We're about to party!
01:14The Atlantic didn't want Daddy Longlegs Bo either, as he materialized at the appropriately named beef bar.
01:21Bo!
01:23What?
01:23Where?
01:24Look at this, look at this.
01:24There's no way!
01:26There's no way!
01:27What the hell is it, bro?
01:28What's up, bro?
01:29Shit, there's Bo.
01:31How you doing, man?
01:32How you doing?
01:32Goddamn.
01:34How's it good, bro?
01:35I'm glad you're fucking out here.
01:36We miss you so much!
01:37We miss you so much!
01:38Bo, brother, what?
01:39You got planked.
01:41What are you doing here?
01:42There's Reese.
01:43Reese!
01:44What's up, Reese?
01:45Oh, that's interesting.
01:47Oh my God, Prasad's at the bar.
01:49Oh no.
01:51I walk into this beach bar, I see Prasad, Bo, and Reese, and my mind jumps to the thought
01:56that Lo might also be there.
01:58Holy shit.
01:58Are you guys here?
01:59And so, I'm very anxious about what that means.
02:05Hi!
02:06Oh, Gabby!
02:08Hey, Gabby!
02:09Well, well, well, look who we have.
02:12The ghost of coitus past.
02:15You're not just Exiles, you're a plot twist.
02:19Oh, shit.
02:19Here's how it's gonna work.
02:21Exiles, your mission, should you choose to accept it, and you shall, is to tempt your
02:28way back onto the chakra by breaking up one of the other couples.
02:32You heard me, or connecting with someone who's single.
02:37That's right.
02:38Our Exiles are getting another shot at love.
02:42And because we're here for love, any Exile who makes a connection with another Exile will
02:50have a chance to join us back on board.
02:53Two losers makes a winner.
02:57Evil.
02:57Evil.
02:58I'm hoping to avoid Prasad because I did not come here to rehash old business with someone
03:06that I don't even think about anymore.
03:08Wow.
03:08Long time.
03:09This is gonna test how strong the relationships are here, or aren't.
03:14What's up, guys?
03:15I miss you.
03:16You never looked better.
03:18You never looked better.
03:18You never looked better.
03:19You never looked better.
03:19Y'all are gorgeous.
03:20I miss you.
03:21My boy.
03:22My boy.
03:24Oh, what up, baby?
03:25Holy shit.
03:26Dude.
03:26What's up, Lex?
03:27How you been, love?
03:28Good to see you.
03:29I'm good.
03:30Okay.
03:32Sorry.
03:32I was gonna throw you in the pool.
03:34It's not.
03:35You're a bear.
03:36Bear.
03:36Shots.
03:37Shots.
03:38Let's go, baby.
03:39Cheers.
03:40Let's go, let's go.
03:41Cheers.
03:42Tequila?
03:42Cheers, cheers, bro.
03:43You got a lot to fill me on.
03:44I do, man.
03:45I had you guys winning this fucking joint.
03:47I think everybody did.
03:51I'm terrified she's about to walk out of here right now.
03:53You could come out with a knife.
03:54I literally came out like the legs right now.
03:57All right, so you and Bao are together.
03:58Yeah.
03:59All right, so who's my target then?
04:00What are we thinking here?
04:01You like Sofia, right?
04:02We had like a really good conversation, and that's why I yelled her to call me.
04:05No!
04:06Call me, Sofia.
04:07I'm calling you.
04:09That's who I'm waiting on.
04:10I'm fucking back, baby.
04:12You know, honestly, I had my eyes on Sofia from the beginning, but it got abruptly interrupted
04:17by me getting sent off to the side of the fucking boat.
04:19So we'd like to get to know her a little more.
04:21Let's go take a shot.
04:22You're gonna catch me up more later.
04:24This is treacherous.
04:25Yeah, this is weird.
04:27After what happened with David and Val and Lauren, I kind of just like spiral in my head
04:31and like think about all these situations that could happen.
04:33Put me back on that mic.
04:34Shut up.
04:35No, I'm serious.
04:36Okay.
04:37What the fuck?
04:38And my toxic trait is overthinking things and like always assuming the worst possible outcome,
04:44and it just causes anxiety.
04:46Hi, you.
04:47How are you?
04:48Not too bad.
04:49Not too bad.
04:49I'm really good.
04:49Let's go, Jake.
04:50Nice to meet you, bro.
04:51I'm Bo.
04:51Pleasure, bro.
04:52Where are you from?
04:52From Minnesota.
04:53How about you?
04:54You're alive.
04:55I'm alive, man.
04:55Oh, really?
04:56I'll be there a lot.
04:57I made my decision on that plank.
04:59I choose Tim.
05:01But I was a little off-put because Tim noticed that Bo was here and he looks at me and
05:07he
05:07goes, you better not plank me.
05:10Confidence will kill it for you today.
05:12No, I know.
05:13And I want a man that's secure within themselves.
05:16I'm so scared.
05:17Tim's freaking the fuck out.
05:19Is he really?
05:20You can tell.
05:20He's like, do not put me up on that plank.
05:22That was gorgeous.
05:23He's so gorgeous.
05:25Oh, my God.
05:27I'm sweating.
05:28You're good, bro.
05:29Jesus.
05:30I need to, like, pat myself down.
05:31All the exes are returning, it seems.
05:34It looks like Lauren might be coming here.
05:37And that is just something that I just literally just do not want to deal with today.
05:41Hi.
05:42Hey.
05:43What you up to?
05:44Sweatin'.
05:45If Lauren shows up, I'm not sure what I'm gonna do.
05:48If she does come, I guess, like, where is your headache?
05:51I would be lying to myself if I didn't say I was freaking out a little bit.
05:55Hello.
05:57Yeah.
05:57It's fine.
05:59Yeah.
06:01You're looking like a supermodel.
06:03I love it.
06:04Oh, thank you.
06:05Your eyes are so crazy.
06:08I appreciate that.
06:09Yeah.
06:10I'm back, but I'm a scorned man.
06:14So, at this point, I really don't care.
06:16Like, I'm not gonna be respectful of anybody's relationship.
06:20I'm just gonna go for it.
06:21Hell, yeah.
06:23That's dope.
06:24Well, I'm gonna...
06:26I'm gonna go meet the new people.
06:28Okay, yeah.
06:29I'm gonna go over here.
06:30Kherson is definitely trying to hit on me, but, like, I'm really not surprised.
06:33I think he's been hitting on every single woman.
06:36He's, like, grasping onto the fucking anchor, because he wants to come back.
06:40I still genuinely do want to get to know you.
06:43Like, I have been with Keith, and, like, we have been getting along and hanging out
06:46a lot, and he's really, really good to me.
06:49So, do you still feel like you want to get to know me better, or...?
06:54I don't really have much else to say.
06:57Are you gonna talk to Reese?
06:59I don't know.
06:59Did you guys say hi?
07:01Yeah, I said hi.
07:02Why?
07:03As far as I feel like I, like, owe anyone anything, no.
07:06Me and Danes are happy.
07:07Honestly, like, I just think it's so real at this point.
07:10The last thing I'm doing is thinking about Reese.
07:13I have, like, a weird alliance with...
07:16You're never gonna kiss it.
07:18Tell me it's not.
07:19Andrew.
07:21No fucking...
07:22No.
07:23He saved me from Sophia.
07:26Speak of the devil.
07:27Hello, how are you?
07:28Good, how are you?
07:29Oh, fuck me.
07:30Quite literally, in red.
07:32What do I say to Sophia?
07:33Say hi to her.
07:34It should be awkward as fuck.
07:36She's mad at me, for sure.
07:37Hi, I'm Sophia.
07:38I'm Jake.
07:39Good to meet you.
07:39You know who's coming next.
07:41Love.
07:41Let the mess begin.
07:43Goddamn.
07:44My checklist for the beach party is...
07:47Tell Andrew the truth.
07:48Let him know that I don't mess with him.
07:50I don't like him.
07:51Get my Reese's cup back.
07:52And maybe get a few cocktails.
07:54Okay, hi!
07:54Are you gonna go get your girl?
07:56Is that your girl?
07:57Chill out, chill out, chill out.
07:59At some point, I'm gonna have a conversation with...
08:01Because I, like, I owe him a conversation.
08:04Because I literally just, like, plummet him down without explanation.
08:07Okay.
08:07I'm just letting him know if you see us talk.
08:09It's not.
08:10I mean, I'm anticipating that's happening.
08:12They've been booed up.
08:13Yeah, I don't wanna know that shit.
08:15Boo the fuck up.
08:15Yeah, I don't wanna know that shit.
08:16Keep that shit from the fuck around me.
08:18If anything, she owes me rather than I owe her.
08:21She owes us.
08:22Yeah, exactly.
08:22I know me and Gia are gonna have a talk at some point.
08:25Not to sound self-righteous, but you know, I felt like I was the better man for her.
08:28But Gia decided to send me overboard.
08:30So, I got some unfinished business for sure.
08:32Guys, sorry to interrupt.
08:33Do you wanna go talk?
08:34I'm still, I'm still.
08:34All right, brother.
08:35Obviously, open to hear it, but not gonna take it too serious just because of what's
08:39happened in the past.
08:40Bo is a great guy, and I think he is owed an explanation, but at the same time, she knows
08:44she made the right decision, and that's not gonna change.
08:48So, don't worry.
08:51First, I just wanted to say, I think you are genuinely like the most amazing person ever.
08:57And when like me and Tim started talking, it was just kind of like humor and like chemistry-based
09:03and everything.
09:05And by the time it was a plank ceremony, I felt so rushed.
09:08And so I ended up just like going with my gut.
09:10You think he's trying to get her back?
09:13And all the qualities I said when we were up there on that plank, like I stand by and I
09:17continue to stand by.
09:18Like, you are such an angel, and I feel like you've taught me a lot about myself.
09:22But anyways, you talk now.
09:25I mean, you kind of said it all.
09:27I mean, there's not really too much for me to say.
09:29I mean, at first, you know, I'm like sad and feeling some type of way, but I mean, I
09:33can't be, that's your connection.
09:36I mean, I can't be, I can't sit here and be mad at you for it.
09:38Like, I mean, your feelings are your feelings, I mean.
09:41Thank you for being so respectful and like understanding that like wasn't easy in any way.
09:45For sure.
09:46Okay.
09:47Well, give me a hug.
09:48She's a yapper.
09:49So, I mean, I think she talked for like a good five minutes and I had my little 30 seconds.
09:53But I mean, I said what I had to say, and I feel like we're all good.
09:57This is crazy.
09:58Okay.
09:59Okay.
09:59I didn't take the shot.
10:00I'm not like telling people this.
10:01So like, can you like keep this between the three of us?
10:03Pinky promise.
10:04Okay.
10:05Because I was literally only going to tell about this, but like,
10:14I was like, is it, is it big?
10:18Is it small?
10:20Ready?
10:20Go like this.
10:21Okay.
10:21Okay.
10:22Okay.
10:23Keep going.
10:23Keep going.
10:24Keep going.
10:24Keep going.
10:25No.
10:25There's no way.
10:27So what are you thinking?
10:29Are you stressing?
10:30Are you kidding?
10:31Yeah.
10:31I'm freaking fucking out.
10:32Have you thought about what you wanted to say if you did see her again?
10:36Yeah.
10:36Okay.
10:37Good.
10:37Not in this environment.
10:39I don't know how you explain.
10:40Like, yeah, I kind of just got carried away.
10:45I listened to things other than my heart.
10:52I think that there's an element to your date that I heard about.
10:56And I think it kind of changes everything.
10:58If Lauren does come, I do owe her an explanation for why I dropped her.
11:03And I just hope that I'm able to talk to her and just tell her how I feel
11:09without others getting involved.
11:11You did it, David.
11:13I didn't do nothing.
11:15You a mess.
11:16I didn't do shit.
11:17I didn't do shit.
11:18You a mess.
11:19Lo is my girl and she deserves to know everything that happened on the date
11:22with Val.
11:23And when I say everything, I'm talking about the Felicia.
11:26What's wrong?
11:27I'm just burning up.
11:28She's coming.
11:29Yeah.
11:29It sounds like it.
11:31David continues to sweat from the talk of the fellatio, while the ever self-aware
11:36Andrew stays charming, confident, and calm.
11:40Hey, Sophia.
11:40Hi.
11:41You want to talk?
11:41Want to go talk?
11:42Yeah.
11:42Sure.
11:43Andrew and I have some unfinished business.
11:46I left the boat on the plank.
11:47Well, you know, it's a ton of lies that I fed Andrew to the point where he thought
11:51that I liked him.
11:52So I've come back to set the record straight and I'm going to be honest with him.
11:56So yeah.
11:57Andrew should be very nervous to see me.
11:59All right.
11:59So let's get to the chase here.
12:00I was very surprised that you weren't into me, but that's what I was going to say.
12:03Are you really?
12:04Andrew, none of the girls are into you.
12:06You want to be honest with you?
12:07Yeah.
12:07I'll be honest with you.
12:08I love honesty.
12:08You are one of the most egotistical men I've ever met in my life.
12:14I am so repulsed by you.
12:16You're right.
12:16I do not like you at all.
12:18That date was the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
12:20Same.
12:20That's horrible.
12:20That's why I was so happy to go.
12:23That's funny because I think the same exact thing about you.
12:25That's so funny.
12:26And everyone else does too.
12:27That's so funny because nobody has said that.
12:30Meanwhile, nobody-
12:31You haven't heard them because you haven't been here, but they're all saying that they think
12:33that you're manipulative, deceitful, playing everyone, flirting with everyone,
12:37the biggest flirt on this boat, and that's not the type of girl that I want to go for,
12:40and that's why I threw you off.
12:41No, I-
12:41Because the girls back home are into me and they jump on me.
12:43No, they're not.
12:44Yeah, they are.
12:45You're ridiculous.
12:46I'm done with you.
12:47Okay, bye.
12:48Looks like I made the right decision.
12:51Ew, he's the worst.
12:53Can I have a tequila soda?
12:55ASAP.
12:57Well, that went exactly as expected.
12:59Even though Sophia and Andrew seem to really adore each other,
13:03maybe Reese and Sophia have a better chance to get back to rocking the boat.
13:07The chakra, that is.
13:09It's good to see you.
13:09How are you?
13:10I'm good.
13:11How are you?
13:11I'm good.
13:12Sophia and Reese, obviously they're both scrambling to get back on.
13:15Okay, let's go chat.
13:16But like, I'm not seeing these two even have a connection.
13:20I am a little bit pissed about getting sent off the boat.
13:21Yeah.
13:22You know what I mean?
13:22It was so quick.
13:23And I was like, I'm obviously very much into her.
13:26And, but I'm not going to get to talk to her.
13:28And so I was like, fuck it.
13:30Call me.
13:30Which you didn't call me.
13:31You didn't give me your number.
13:33How do you expect me to call you?
13:35I had to come back so I could give you my numbers.
13:36That's why I'm here.
13:37Thank God.
13:38Thank God.
13:39I mean, that's why I came back.
13:39So, how does a girl like you get eliminated off the boat?
13:43Let me tell you what happened.
13:45Andrew was the one that kicked me off.
13:47No shot.
13:47I know.
13:48Wait, wait, wait, wait.
13:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
13:50I know.
13:50You got played.
13:52So, like, with everything that's happened, there's obviously no way that you and Andrew
13:56are going to associate probably anymore.
13:58Yeah, no.
13:59So, like, let's, what's your goal with being here?
14:02I'm trying to, like, see who I get along with and see, like, who I can see myself with
14:07outside of this.
14:07Right.
14:08Yeah.
14:09I think if we both get back on the boat, we should just win.
14:11Is that what you want to do?
14:13We should just win.
14:14Okay.
14:14All right.
14:15Okay.
14:16Easy.
14:17Yeah.
14:19Stay calm, brother.
14:20And breathe.
14:22Think about your words, because I get to talking quick when I'm nervous.
14:25Oh, shit.
14:26That's love.
14:27Oh, fuck.
14:27She's here.
14:28Really?
14:28Swear to God.
14:29Not even a joke.
14:30She's here.
14:31Party's here.
14:33Party's here.
14:34It's crazy.
14:34Oh, my God.
14:35Oh, my God.
14:36Oh, my God.
14:37Oh, my God.
14:38No.
14:38Seriously.
14:40Oh, my God.
14:41Don't look.
14:42Just play it cool.
14:43Okay, boys.
14:43Play it cool with me.
14:44Coach me.
14:45Coach me through this.
14:45What do I do?
14:46Just talk to us.
14:48You're good.
14:51Oh, my God.
14:52I miss you guys.
14:53You're good, dude.
14:54Chill.
15:03Hello.
15:04Hello.
15:04Hello.
15:04Hello.
15:07Hello.
15:07Hello.
15:07I know.
15:08I cried, bro.
15:09I actually feel really good.
15:11I had some time to process.
15:13And I'm just anxious to have this conversation because I have some questions that I need answered.
15:17You guys have to tell me everything.
15:19Because, I mean, you don't just, like, stop having feelings for someone, like, overnight.
15:22And I really just want to know, like, what the fuck happened?
15:25It's bad.
15:26It's bad.
15:26What he did on the date was bad.
15:28Like, fuck.
15:29That's rage.
15:30Wait, what?
15:31Are you fucking serious?
15:33Ew.
15:34Who does that?
15:35We should do a girl's thing.
15:36Let's do a quick girl talk.
15:36Okay.
15:37Let's go in the back, like, the back.
15:38I need Shay.
15:39Come.
15:39Great.
15:40Lauren is here.
15:41Let's go over here.
15:42Just us.
15:43I just want one good day here.
15:44Just literally one fucking good day.
15:46They're gonna talk so much Shay over there.
15:48This is so bad.
15:50Okay.
15:51So they get naked in the shower.
15:53And then she starts kissing his neck.
15:55And then she apparently, like, starts just him off.
15:59Yeah.
15:59That's disgusting.
16:00She's a fucking, like, skank.
16:02Wait, let's talk about more.
16:03More David.
16:04He owed you everything.
16:06And that's where he went wrong.
16:08He was too pussy.
16:08He literally didn't choose her.
16:09He just chose to not face me.
16:11That's what I said.
16:12He was like, oh, who should I choose?
16:13That's what I said.
16:14He actually, like, has love for me.
16:15And he, like, couldn't face me.
16:17He's not taking accountability.
16:18And that's just so fucked up.
16:19Did you hear the shit I was saying up there?
16:22I heard all of you guys heckling him.
16:22I appreciate that.
16:23How is she okay with that?
16:24I'm just so confused by that.
16:26She thinks she can provide something that you didn't.
16:29What, head?
16:30Sorry.
16:31I'm sorry.
16:31It's okay.
16:32Like, guys, I thought, okay, maybe they made out.
16:34Maybe, like, whatever.
16:35But she sucked his dick.
16:36It's wild.
16:37And really embarrassing for her.
16:39I don't blame Val at all.
16:41Like, Val is a beautiful soul.
16:42And, like, she hasn't done anything wrong.
16:44When I talk to him, I'm going to act like I don't know.
16:46I want to see what he does.
16:47Yeah, be like, I don't know anything.
16:49Finding out what he actually did on the date was just fucking, like, abhorrent.
16:53It's just completely unattractive.
16:56Do you know the tea?
16:56I just, I've been told.
16:58How are you?
16:58It's, like, so, like, I'm, like, disgusted.
17:01We're going to role play.
17:02Ready? I'm Lauren.
17:03Okay, okay.
17:03You're you. Let's hear it.
17:04Okay.
17:04That's what I said.
17:05I'd be like, oh, hey, Lauren.
17:07Fuck you. I hate you.
17:08Fuck you.
17:10When it comes to Lauren at this point, I want to tell her all my concerns.
17:14All right, guys.
17:14Good luck, buddy.
17:15Godspeed.
17:16And if the conversation is met with grace and understanding, you know, I think we can
17:23be friends after this.
17:24Hey.
17:25I need to have a drink before I talk to you.
17:26I think we're going to have a drink first.
17:27Okay.
17:31David, I agree.
17:32I think you two will be friends in no time.
17:35Better yet, a friendly thupple.
17:37You, Val, and Lowe.
17:41I don't have a lot to say to you, but I have one thing.
17:43Yeah.
17:43You're literally as fucking low class, like, as they come.
17:45Okay.
17:46Why do you say that?
17:46As low class.
17:47Why do you say that?
17:48Because you suck on the first date.
17:50That's fucking insane.
17:51Okay.
17:51It's fucking insane.
17:52And I said I don't have anything else to say.
17:54So I'll leave you with that.
17:55That's fine.
17:55You guys can discuss that.
17:57That is wild.
17:59That is absolutely embarrassing as fuck.
18:00That is wild.
18:01All right.
18:01Do you want to talk now?
18:02I had to get a drink first.
18:03Sure.
18:04You can go over there.
18:05Okay.
18:06Why would you slut shame somebody else?
18:08Like, I think it's flat out immature, honestly.
18:11Well, she's mad at him.
18:12And she's taking it out on you.
18:14She's coming from a place of hurt.
18:15And that's why she's been attacking me from day one.
18:18I reciprocated the energy that he gave me.
18:20She's pissed off at him.
18:21And it's easy to go for the woman.
18:23And it has nothing against you.
18:24And like, I'm pretty sure they fucked on me personally.
18:26Like, so it's like, whatever.
18:27That's what I'm saying.
18:27I'm really sorry for how that played out.
18:32Caught you guys surprised.
18:34And I wish I'd had the opportunity to talk to you about the concerns I was having about us before.
18:40What were they?
18:42My concerns?
18:43Me?
18:44Like, when the girl ship breakers came, you felt the need to go and walk up to those new girls
18:51and be jealous.
18:53And that did kind of not sit with me well.
18:56I'm just going to be honest.
18:58And I'm trying to, like, help you out here.
18:59Sure.
19:00You sound so crazy right now.
19:02And that's fine.
19:03You know, I don't know where my head is at.
19:05And I wasn't sure what to say to you.
19:06To act like any of this has anything to do with me is, like, bizarre.
19:08Were you not thinking about me when you were on the date?
19:11Like, honestly.
19:12I think I...
19:13Were you not like, oh, shit, this is really going to upset Lauren.
19:15Like, oh, shit, I've told this girl that, like, I would marry her and want to fucking have kids with
19:19her.
19:19And we've been with each other the entire time.
19:21And instead of facing me and facing the music, you chose to fucking plank me after sitting there and fucking
19:26short circuiting,
19:26like, that's bizarre.
19:28And the fact that, like, we're talking, I told myself I was going to just hear you out.
19:31Sure.
19:31But the way that this is starting is just, like, the gaslighting is, like, unbelievable.
19:36Like, let's talk about what the fuck you did on the date and why.
19:40It feels like it's a loose loose.
19:42I can either betray Val's privacy and tell Lauren everything that's happened, or I can try my best to dance
19:51around certain topics while doing my best to give Lo as much of the truth as I can.
19:56I would say that things went further than I think is appropriate when you are trying to pursue someone.
20:04Like, I was expecting just the peck.
20:07And when she pulled me in, I mean, I realized at that point that crossed the line.
20:12So all you did was just kiss her?
20:17I know you, David.
20:18I know that you're not telling me something.
20:20Like, you're being fucking weird.
20:22Is there anything else that happened?
20:35I feel like there's something you're just not telling me about what happened on the date.
20:40So what else happened?
20:42I did.
20:43I did you wrong.
20:45And I don't expect you to forgive me or want me back.
20:49So what else happened, though?
20:50Just tell me at this point.
20:52I don't think that's really where this conversation has to go.
20:56I just really wanted to say sorry and let you know that I did fuck up.
21:02You should have planked her ass and had a conversation with me.
21:05Yeah.
21:05That's what a real man would do.
21:07Yeah.
21:08Thanks for, like, halfway, half-assed telling me what happened.
21:12It's very manly of you.
21:15Okay.
21:16Crazy.
21:17Hey, guys.
21:18Okay, whoa.
21:19Talk to me.
21:19His apology was just bullshit.
21:22He didn't take accountability, like...
21:24How's it going?
21:25Oh, God, we just walked in.
21:28Okay, let's all get together.
21:32You've had some time to rekindle, reconnect and rehash God knows what.
21:39So if any of the current shipmates would like to couple up with any of the exiles here, now is
21:46your chance.
21:50Looks like none of the shipmates want to couple up with the exiles.
21:55Okay, exiles.
21:56If you would like to couple up with each other, you'll have the chance to get back on board the
22:02chakra.
22:02Any exiles make a connection today?
22:07I'm gonna go with Reese.
22:08Okay, easy.
22:09You too.
22:10Just jump right in the pool.
22:13Can't wait to see where it goes.
22:14I know, me too.
22:15Yeah.
22:16Yeah.
22:17What the actual fuck?
22:19Are we surprised that Sophia says, Mr. Reese?
22:23No, we're not.
22:25She doesn't give a fuck about this dude.
22:27It's so obvious that she's just trying to find a way back on this yacht.
22:31Cause she doesn't like him.
22:33You're kidding me right now.
22:35Bullshit one, bullshit two.
22:38Okay, Lobo Prasad.
22:40I'm sorry you had to face this fate again.
22:43You will be planked now.
22:46Just kidding.
22:48I hope you had a good time.
22:50I wasn't gonna couple up with someone else.
22:51I definitely wasn't gonna take David back.
22:53He just really doesn't deserve me.
22:55She can have him.
22:56Better hope he doesn't drink tequila.
22:57Cause his fucking dick doesn't work when he does.
22:59So.
23:00Yes.
23:01So proud of you.
23:04Sophia and Reese, as our new exile couple, you will face a test.
23:10If you pass your test, you'll rejoin the other shipmates.
23:15All right.
23:16I hope you had a good day here at the pool and we'll see you guys soon.
23:20To love.
23:21Bye guys.
23:22Bye.
23:23Even though we have this challenge that Reese and I have to do, honestly, I'm not sweating it.
23:28I'm excited.
23:30And I think everyone should be nervous because of the potential that Reese and I have.
23:39Appreciate you.
23:42I love cookies.
23:43I'm a simple gal.
23:44I love cookies.
23:46I do.
23:46I actually bake my own bread.
23:47I do.
23:47I'm a fucking sourdough bitch.
23:50You're a sourdough bitch.
23:51I'm a sourdough bitch.
23:52I'm a sourdough bitch.
23:53I'm a sourdough bitch.
23:53I'm a sourdough bitch.
23:54Sophia, she's super cool.
23:57If you can hold a really interesting conversation and kind of have some fun banter back and forth,
24:01then you've already started to win me over.
24:03Do you fart a lot in your sleep?
24:05Should I be concerned?
24:05I don't fart at all.
24:07Ever?
24:08Only fart when I'm awake.
24:09Okay, that's good.
24:11Reese and Sophia end the night whispering wind from their bottom mouths.
24:16Unfortunately, on the top side, David's pillow talk consists of groveling and apologies.
24:22I don't know exactly what she said.
24:24You kind of hinted at what it was, something like.
24:27It was so bad.
24:28Like, you're low class.
24:29You, like, fucking f***.
24:31Like, she made a scene.
24:32Like, can you just take me because of that?
24:33Hey, do you want to sit down?
24:35I don't think that's it.
24:36I think I knew the whole time it wasn't going to work.
24:40Whereas with you, I think we have more long-term potential.
24:45Yeah, you both probably hate me now.
24:49I don't hate you.
24:52I just want peace.
24:54No shoes on the bed, David.
24:57And give that woman a little peace.
24:59No, not that kind.
25:05All rise, mothafucka.
25:14If you were describing a type, what's your type?
25:16Funny.
25:18Smart.
25:19Okay.
25:20Kind.
25:21Okay.
25:22How many one-night stands have you had?
25:24Um, two.
25:27What about you?
25:27None.
25:28Yeah, you're a boyfriend girl, so...
25:29Yeah, I'm a serial monogamist.
25:31Okay, yeah.
25:32What is a fetish that you have?
25:35Um...
25:36Looks like Sofia didn't need any sleep to pass a test on a difficult subject like Reese.
25:41And lucky for us, they earned their way officially back on the Shekshi Chakra.
25:48Correct!
25:49Correct!
25:50The answer is correct!
25:51And Sofia didn't even have to lie, deceive, and cheat her way back on, Andrew.
25:59Yesterday was definitely a lot.
26:01And I don't think I've handled, you know, this whole situation, you know, with the two of you well.
26:08I really just, at this point, kind of just want to move past this and kind of close, like, the
26:13door on that.
26:13Yeah, yeah.
26:13Because, like, if I keep hearing the whole, like, Lauren situation, then I might actually crash out, because I'm sick
26:19of hearing about it.
26:20So...
26:20That's fair.
26:21I think that's fair.
26:23But...
26:23Val, we all agree, if David doesn't stop talking, I will jump off the plank myself.
26:29At this point, I just need to be fired.
26:31I think I've done more cleaning today than I...
26:33Your whole life.
26:34And it's only been about 30 seconds.
26:35Let's dip our feet.
26:39Mmm.
26:40Oh, man.
26:43Ahoy, humpbacks!
26:45After the tragedies of yesterday, I think you all deserve to have a little fun.
26:51So head upstairs for a game I'm sure is familiar to all of your tonsils.
26:57Spin the bottle!
26:58I'm nervous.
27:00Spin the motherfucking bottle.
27:02But this version has a twist.
27:04Yeah.
27:05Alright, who's up?
27:05Anna!
27:06Spin the bottle.
27:08Oh, shit!
27:11Oh, yeah!
27:13Okay, okay.
27:13Are you nervous?
27:14Suspense!
27:15Open it up!
27:16It's crazy.
27:17Tell each other your favorite sexual position.
27:21Um, mine is, like, me on my back with my legs and an L.
27:24Wow.
27:25It just freaks.
27:27Wow.
27:27It gets the job done.
27:29Okay.
27:29Like, on my stomach, like, one leg, like, bent.
27:34Yup.
27:35And the other leg, like, straight back.
27:36And, like, kind of, like, pillow beneath your hips.
27:39Yup.
27:41Yup.
27:41Wild.
27:43Tried and true.
27:43I said she had a reenactment of it, but...
27:46Oh, did that...
27:47What does that...
27:47She had to show us what it looks like, but...
27:49I could've.
27:51The last time I played Spin the Bottle was in sixth grade.
27:54Do a one-minute lap dance for this person.
27:57Last time I played Spin the Bottle was probably in, like, high school.
27:59Wow.
28:00It was at, like, a bar mitzvah or some shit.
28:03Say this person's name, put it in your bedroom voice.
28:06Like, I was in middle school.
28:08Andrew!
28:10Damn!
28:12Damn!
28:13Sophia, go for it, honey.
28:16You gotta...
28:16Oh, shit.
28:17Let's just fuck already.
28:19Let's just fuck already.
28:19Let's just fuck at this point.
28:21Yeah!
28:23I got excited.
28:25I think if my man's gonna ask for some girl-on-girl action, I would assume it's gonna be me
28:29with another girl.
28:30I would never expect my man to, like, say a comment like that to two random girls.
28:34So I was, like, immediately clocked out, and I was like, what is wrong with you?
28:37It's hot, it's a lot.
28:38It's hot in here.
28:39Yeah.
28:40Funny.
28:40I wanna see that, though.
28:43You know?
28:43Right?
28:43That's what I'm here for.
28:46I'm gonna have to demonstrate my favorite sexual position.
28:49Yeah!
28:51Yeah!
28:51That's good.
28:52Oh, wow.
28:55Oh, my God!
28:59Oh, my God!
29:00Yeah!
29:01Oh, my God!
29:03Oh, my God!
29:03Oh, this is nice.
29:03That's the hair, bro!
29:04That's crazy.
29:05Oh, man.
29:06Yeah, we're so well had it.
29:07I was like, um...
29:08It's one thing if you're gonna get in Doggy's Town and be like, haha, like, this is it, whatever.
29:12It's the fact that he had to grab her hair.
29:14And then, like, also after that, he just kept on, like, giggling it up with, like, the people around him.
29:20For me, it's, like, not even coming from a place of, like, jealousy or insecurity on my end.
29:24It's coming from a place of respect.
29:26Are we done?
29:26Great stuff.
29:27Woo!
29:29That seems like a lot of fun.
29:32Well, as Jimmy Buffet says, it's five o'clock somewhere.
29:37So, Downsiders, get to work.
29:39I'm down.
29:40I'm just gonna do a tequila soda line.
29:42See ya!
29:42Come here.
29:43Okay, to be honest, the hair pool was, like, a little mush.
29:46That's, like, annoying.
29:47This is real for you.
29:48I am thinking about, like, okay, like, what would it be, like, in LA?
29:50Like, my twin brother, like, meeting him, shit like that.
29:53And then it's, like, they go in that and watch that, and he's, like, telling me he's, like, falling from
29:55it.
29:56Where's G?
29:56Obviously, I'm not, like, insecure about, like, him and me being together.
29:59No, it's not even that.
30:00It's a principle, yeah.
30:01Don't grab, like, it could have been anything.
30:03It's, like, a little boy thing.
30:04It's, like, a little boy thing.
30:05I think he just fucking blacked out and panicked.
30:07I know how nervous he was.
30:08I think he was more focused on being funny than feelings.
30:11I think that's what Sade is at small.
30:13You guys haven't had, like, a fight, and I'm telling you, shit's bad.
30:16Yeah.
30:17So, this is good for you to know.
30:18Hey.
30:19Hi.
30:23Just getting ready and talking.
30:24I need a mature adult relationship, somebody I actually could see building my future with.
30:29And literally making jokes of every situation is not gonna work.
30:32Grow up, you're 30.
30:34The hair part was way too far.
30:36Yes.
30:36You did too much, homie.
30:45Tim, don't you know to never pull a girl's hair with extensions anyway?
30:49You can't afford to replace them.
30:52How are you?
30:53I'm fine, but I feel like when it came to the game, obviously, I have no issue with you and
30:58Lila doing anything.
30:59But choosing to be funny and silly with a group rather than choosing what I would like, that wasn't respectful
31:06to me at all.
31:08One of the reasons I adore you is how funny you are and how much you get along with everyone,
31:13and I never wanna take that from you.
31:14Like, I love us when we're funny.
31:16I just would rather, like, my feelings be taken into consideration over, like, the comedy of the group.
31:20I understand.
31:25I never wanna disrespect you, so I appreciate you telling me how you feel, and I'm gonna make sure it
31:30doesn't happen again, okay?
31:35Yeah, she's pissed.
31:37And I never wanna hurt that girl.
31:39And I want her to know that I'm never gonna do anything that is gonna put her in a position
31:43where she feels disrespected or upset.
31:47So, yeah, I don't fucking cry ever, dude.
31:53You okay?
31:54Yeah, I'm great.
31:56Okay.
31:57How are you?
31:58I'm good, how are you?
31:59You sure?
32:00No, probably not.
32:01Sophie and Christine get a card, and you're like, you guys should make out, you guys should fuck, like, whatever
32:05it was.
32:06Like, that's not my type, you know?
32:13So that's where I, like, have an issue with things.
32:16You don't, like, think, though, before you, like, say something.
32:19Yeah, but I don't think it's bad because I think it's just, like, a joke.
32:22I just think you're, like, always trying to be, like, the funny guy.
32:25And it's like, I don't think you're respecting the relationship part of it.
32:29James doesn't seem like he gets it.
32:31Right now, if I'm mad at him, he's eating chocolate cake.
32:34How are you eating?
32:35I just need a moment, if I'm being honest.
32:43Lex!
32:44Yeah, babe.
32:45Are you okay?
32:46What's going on?
32:47I said everything I had to say, but it's like, it was already done in sets.
32:51Like, exactly!
32:53Exactly!
32:54I'm like, no.
32:55I mean, like, no order.
32:56You already knew.
32:57No order, I'm annoyed.
32:58Yeah.
32:58What's going on?
33:00Oh, Lex, he got mad and, like, pulled me inside, bro.
33:03It was, like, going off on me.
33:05It just fucked because it's like, I was so selfish.
33:08And not thinking that she wouldn't think anything of it.
33:10Yeah.
33:11And then when she explained it, I'm like, bro, I would never have said that shit if I knew that
33:14you were going to feel it.
33:14That's the exact same situation I'm in.
33:16Are you worried she's going to leave?
33:18Like, that's all I'm worried about.
33:19No.
33:19Because I feel like I self-sabotaged it so much.
33:21You think she's that pissed about it?
33:23I just feel like, in my past, I self-sabotaged.
33:26I'm, like, so selfish.
33:27And that was such a selfish thing to do there.
33:28It's a blip on the radar.
33:29You guys have a conversation about it, and you figure out the best way to move forward.
33:33Oh, my gosh, bro.
33:34I appreciate y'all.
33:35There we go.
33:35It kept me sane, bro.
33:36For real.
33:37The connections and relationship me and, like, she have is so, like, everything I've ever wanted.
33:41Can you talk to him?
33:42Huh?
33:43Come here.
33:44Please.
33:44I was like, why am I being a dumbass and, like, jeopardizing or doing dumb shit?
33:49And it's like, it just hurts to see her hurt, honestly.
33:53I'm really sorry, man.
33:56Because, obviously, we're not talking to the boys.
33:58It feels more like, I'm more mad at the fact that I didn't take your feelings into consideration.
34:06Because it's, like, selfish as fuck for me to do that shit.
34:08It's like, bro, what are you doing type of thing, you know what I mean?
34:10I don't want to change y'all.
34:11And I get it.
34:12Like, you make everyone laugh.
34:14I love that about you immediately.
34:16I was like, he makes me laugh.
34:17There's boundaries.
34:18But, and like, yeah.
34:20I would never, ever want to lose you.
34:23Aw.
34:23It's like, you've made this shit so, like, I don't think it's in the minds of what.
34:28You've made this experience so, like, great.
34:30And, like, I couldn't have asked for a better way than it's gone.
34:36Everything I feel about, like, she's, like, so real and authentic.
34:38And I would never want to lose her.
34:40Like, even if she left today, I would leave with her.
34:42If I felt like you were a shitty person, I wouldn't have been with you this entire time.
34:46But, also, I did pull GI into a confessional, and we did make out.
34:52What?
34:58We got you back.
34:59Don't fucking turn to dog us.
35:01With us?
35:02The two baddest bitches here?
35:03Like me, don't dog us.
35:05Don't dog us.
35:06Don't dog us.
35:07Don't dog us.
35:12I'm trying to have a serious talk right now.
35:14It wasn't like a, let me get my lick back mommy.
35:15No, that's not a lick bag at all.
35:17Okay, okay.
35:18I don't think there's a lick at all.
35:19I think there's, like, it's hot, but it's like, I'm trying to have a serious conversation
35:22and you're like, hey, this is happening.
35:24It's like, I had to have a moment to let you know, otherwise I don't want to have to hear
35:27about it later.
35:28But, I mean, back to, bro.
35:30Back to my serious note, bro.
35:31Okay.
35:36I'm not tired.
35:38This is my...
35:39This is my donation domain.
35:40Anything up here.
35:42This is real.
35:43This is my mojo dojo.
35:54I hope you understand how much I am as deeply.
35:58I know you're sorry and I know you feel bad and everything.
36:02It's hard for me to just, like, flip a switch immediately and you're like, okay, apologize.
36:06Cool.
36:07Probably not how Tim wanted to end the night.
36:10Let's see how Keefe's butt looks in a straddle.
36:13Oh, me and you.
36:14Do you feel like, do you feel more friend vibes or do you think you feel like you like me?
36:19How do I feel?
36:19Mm-hmm.
36:21Do you think I feel friend vibes?
36:22I don't know.
36:25Did that answer your question?
36:27All right.
36:27I like that answer.
36:29No, my cake is you.
36:31No.
36:31Oh.
36:32Oh.
36:32Why are you going on to me?
36:34Jake and I definitely have good physical chemistry.
36:37He's constantly horny.
36:39Whatever.
36:40Just let me kiss her.
36:41But I want to know if he is capable of just having a conversation and ignoring the physical.
36:47But we'll see.
36:48You're on two?
36:49Actually, technically three.
36:52Everybody.
36:53Come on, come on, come on.
36:55Come on, come on, come on.
36:57A little more.
36:58I want to have some fun and have some more fun again.
37:02I just want to have some fun and I want to go again.
37:12Last night, me and Tim got in a bit of a debacle.
37:16But the fact that like we can move past that shows that like we are clearly a very locked-in
37:21couple.
37:22I absolutely see a future with Tim and I want to make sure we have a sustainable relationship.
37:28How did you guys sleep?
37:30Eh.
37:31Not good.
37:31No.
37:32I had dreams about what I, like the situation from last night.
37:36It was everyone from the boat in my childhood home.
37:40And everyone was like, shame on Tim.
37:42I'm like, shame Tim.
37:49Attention topsiders and downsiders, quit playing with yourself because we're entering a new phase of this competition
37:56and the challenges you'll face will be about finding the strongest couple.
38:02So that means no more sailing solo.
38:05You heard me.
38:06In order to continue, you must be in a couple.
38:10You have 20 minutes to figure out your final coupling and meet me on the A deck.
38:18We have to stay mentally strong because couples are going to try to convince all of us that we're not
38:22in love.
38:23We don't deserve it.
38:24It's obvious that we're one of the strongest couples.
38:27Yeah.
38:28The singles are going to get, you know, eliminated sooner or later.
38:31I feel like everybody knows already.
38:34Yeah.
38:34If you want somebody or not.
38:35Yeah.
38:36Like who would Sade pick?
38:37Who would Anna pick?
38:38I know.
38:39Hmm.
38:39Who do you think's a faker couple?
38:40Keef and Delaney or Reese and Sophia?
38:44Sophia's been gaming this thing since day one.
38:46Everyone knows it.
38:46I think it's safe to say that.
38:47Do you want to officially couple us?
38:48Would you like to officially?
38:49I would love to officially couple up.
38:51So you got Anna, Sade, Andrew, Brad.
38:55Oh, so they would just couple up with each other?
38:57Ain't gonna do that.
38:58We're talking about traveling together.
39:00Yeah.
39:00Like we would go on this trip together.
39:02100%.
39:03Yeah.
39:03We'd have a lot of fun.
39:04Anna and I, we are no less a couple than half the couples on the boat.
39:08Love you.
39:10We've built a friendship that could be in the running to win this thing.
39:14We're gonna stay together, obviously.
39:17I think we both agree we could see this potentially moving off the boat.
39:21Me and Gia have a genuine future outside this boat, but Sade, Bradley, Anna, and Andrew,
39:27they might be friends outside the boat, but there's nothing more there than just a platonic relationship,
39:33which is great.
39:34But again, we're here to find a significant other that can last, you know, outside the yacht.
39:39I mean, Sade's been like publicly saying that her man's not here.
39:42I know.
39:43I don't think he's on planet Earth.
39:47But I feel pretty strongly about us.
39:49I do too.
39:50Well, hopefully we make it further than this.
39:53We will.
39:54Hopefully we get our votes.
39:55We will.
39:55But it's good.
39:57Love is, can you like be in a downside bunker with each other and like get along?
40:02And not kill each other.
40:03And not, you know, and still remain, even at the least, friends.
40:07Good point.
40:08Honestly, I'm nervous now that there's no singles.
40:11Andrew and Anna might not be an official couple, but they've been close this entire time.
40:16That just leaves me and Brad, and all we have is a friend connection.
40:20We all went down there separately as a ragtag group when we came out of family.
40:23True.
40:24That's the best part about it.
40:26At this point, Andrew and I had to walk through fiery coals to get to the place that we are
40:31now, which is like a really strong friendship.
40:33And the most beautiful relationships form as friendships.
40:37And at this point, we're stronger in that capacity than anybody else.
40:42We have a standing chance way more so than these other couples.
40:46Today's like the moment of truth day.
40:48Judgment day.
40:56I would be very lucky to talk to you as long as you'll allow me to.
41:02Yeah, let's do it.
41:04Then you can get to know that I'm psychotic.
41:06I can see that.
41:07Oh, yeah.
41:07Yeah.
41:08I'm definitely a lot to handle, partially because I have a lot of insecurities from past relationships.
41:13I mean, my ex cheated on me more times than I could count, but I have grown so much.
41:18Do push-ups right now.
41:19Do push-ups?
41:20Right now.
41:21And I will not accept anything less than what I give.
41:23Jake is giving me everything I want more.
41:25You're so funny.
41:29Attention, you sexy shitmates.
41:31Your 20 minutes are up.
41:33Get your cinched booty holes up to the A-deck.
41:37So our couples are James and Lexi, Jake and Christine.
41:43We're on the top shot now.
41:44Let's go.
41:45Hey, guys.
41:46David and Val, Lila and Karai, Keith and Delaney, Reese and Sophia,
41:54Tim and Gia, Andrew and Enna, and the couple no one saw coming, Brad and Sade.
42:04Hi.
42:05Hi.
42:06Hi.
42:06Megan, you're going to get sick of me, but I don't care.
42:09Okay, so we have nine couples now.
42:12And unfortunately, there's only room for five couples on the top side.
42:18Wow.
42:19And there is no more downside.
42:22Oh, wow.
42:23Oh, yeah.
42:24Thank God.
42:25Every day, I'm scared that I'm going to wake up and there's going to be a challenge and
42:28I'm going to lose.
42:29And I'm going to be on the downside.
42:31But something bad is going to happen.
42:32I know it.
42:33This is going to get messy.
42:36All of you will vote on which five couples get to stay.
42:41How you vote is your choice.
42:44Who is here for love?
42:46And who just wants free sex on the beach?
42:50The cocktails, you freaks.
42:55I don't want to be one of the ones to go.
42:57I think that Jake and I absolutely deserve a spot.
42:59And I think that there are a couple of people here that maybe don't deserve a spot on the top.
43:03Really consider who will get your vote, but do it quickly because the four couples with the least amount of
43:13votes will be sent overboard today.
43:18Oh, a fucking plank walk ceremony.
43:24Are you serious?
43:27So let's cut the shit and some couples while we're at it.
43:38Next time on Love Overboard, the five couples who survived the vote get to continue on the final leg of
43:46this voyage and we'll each enjoy romantic dates off the yacht, courtesy of our friends at Chime.
43:56Make your case for your relationships.
43:59Now it's time to fight for your lives.
44:03I just think you deserve better.
44:04Wait, what?
44:06This is obviously some like saltiness.
44:08I just don't understand how you could sit here and be like, we're the most solid people.
44:12You should be scared, David.
44:14You're not a trustworthy person.
44:16Welcome to the most insane plague ceremony.
44:20I don't like this at all.
44:21This is crazy.
44:21I don't like this at all.
44:22Your shipmates have voted.
44:24You are going overboard.
44:29Whoa.
44:31No way.
44:37Fuck up, crazy.
44:39You are the fastest time, we're the only one.
44:58Welcome to Mt.
44:59Let's take a moment.
44:59pililiped on Omaha.
44:59Take it.
45:00Too much up.
45:00Click the next chism and all the Mick tree.
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