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Euphoria - Season 3 - Episode 03: The Ballad of Paladin

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00:00.
00:23Throughout the history of America,
00:25there have been windows of time where anyone could strike it rich.
00:30Take the gold rush.
00:33Prohibition.
00:37Cryptocurrency.
00:40It's all about timing.
00:47And Jules had found her window of opportunity.
00:51It's like dating, except you get paid.
00:55How much?
00:56Depends on how rich they are.
00:59But then they expect you to fuck them.
01:02Yeah, but no more than any other guy.
01:04It all started back in art school with a roommate, Vivian.
01:08Hold out for as long as possible,
01:10until the money's right.
01:12I don't know.
01:13I don't know.
01:14It sounds sketchy.
01:15Yeah.
01:16The good thing about rich people is they actually have something to lose.
01:21Money.
01:23Besides, it beats working retail.
01:25Anything's better than retail.
01:38Anything's better than retail.
01:40Jules' first date was with a 48-year-old lawyer named Rick.
01:54I don't, uh, normally do this kind of thing, you know, so.
01:58Yeah?
01:59Yeah.
02:00But my, uh, therapist says that I have severe intimacy issues.
02:06It's not funny.
02:07I've never had a girlfriend.
02:09Never?
02:11I don't know.
02:12I find sleeping next to a woman makes claustrophobic.
02:22So, uh, look.
02:25That's for dinner.
02:34But if you wanna come back to my place after this, it could be way more generous.
02:39He had a very specific fetish.
02:43Nylons.
02:44All he wanted was to lick her tights and jerk off.
02:47Oh, you love it.
02:48I know you love it.
02:49I love it.
02:52All I have to do is see this guy twice a month and he pays my rent.
02:56Told ya.
02:58Oh, I'm gonna clean up.
03:01There was Randy.
03:02A Hollywood producer who had a net worth of 50 million.
03:05Closer to 200 million.
03:07Can't publicly list it.
03:09Don't wanna get fucked up the ass by the IRS.
03:11There was Henry, a run-of-the-mill finance guy.
03:13I know the volatility in the market has spooked our clients.
03:16We've been doing this a long time.
03:18This is not our first rodeo.
03:23Mm-hmm.
03:26And then, there was Ellis.
03:31A plastic surgeon.
03:33I do what God didn't.
03:37Same with you.
03:40That's one way to put it.
03:41Well, is there another?
03:43We defy the natural order of things.
03:45Age. Gravity.
03:47Sex.
03:48Exactly.
03:49No fun to be helpless.
03:51Mm-hmm.
03:52To not evolve.
03:58When did you transition?
04:00Fourteen.
04:08That's why your poreless never went through puberty's.
04:12Beautiful.
04:15Your breasts are natural.
04:18For now.
04:20What would you change about them?
04:23I don't know.
04:24You're the expert.
04:26From here, they look near perfect.
04:29Near perfect?
04:33Anything can be improved.
04:38You have a family?
04:42I do.
04:46Sorry if I...
04:49What?
04:50I made you uncomfortable.
04:52Oh.
04:53I...
04:53I slice women open for a living.
04:55There's very little that makes me uncomfortable.
04:59Does your wife know you do this?
05:02Go on dates?
05:04Fuck trannies.
05:07Dessert?
05:11Bon appetit.
05:15You first.
05:26Is it good?
05:28Delicious.
05:31My wife knows I have certain proclivities.
05:36Behaviors.
05:37Behaviors?
05:39Weaknesses.
05:42And she's okay with it?
05:45You marry the best parts of a person.
05:47Hopefully you can tolerate the worst.
05:49That sounds sad.
05:51It isn't?
05:52Do your parents know what you do?
05:55Go on dates.
05:57Sell yourself?
05:59Definitely not.
06:01What do they think you do?
06:03Go to art school.
06:05Paint.
06:06Live off $750 a month.
06:10That seems difficult.
06:11It is.
06:15Are you good?
06:17At what?
06:19Painting?
06:23Yeah, I think so.
06:25Yeah.
06:26What did you think I was asking?
06:35Yeah, I think so.
06:37Yeah.
06:39What did you think I was asking?
06:45I think so.
06:46Can I make money close to you?
06:48Literally all Viv and I do, all day, is she's sculpting and I'm painting.
06:55And I feel like I'm learning more from just being in my space and working on that than anything that
07:02they're teaching me in class.
07:16She was making more money than she ever imagined.
07:27And eventually, it became the only client she saw.
07:36All her fears about making it as an artist disappeared.
07:40I don't see.
07:41I don't know how she does.
07:57Thank you, the two people are prepared.
08:03I just want to help me.
08:03I need to make sure you leave it out.
08:03But it is not prepared.
08:04I'm not prepared.
08:31I just might keep you forever.
09:05I just might keep you forever.
09:33I just might keep you forever.
09:39I just might keep you forever.
09:41I just might keep you forever.
10:04I just might keep you forever.
10:22I just might keep you forever.
11:19Now, it's got a four-and-a-half-inch barrel, fully deployable stock, and it's perfect for concealment, whether under
11:25a trench coat or maybe for the missus' sundress.
11:28It's affectionately known as the spring of praying.
11:30That's right.
11:31It's got a cyclical rating.
11:32It's got a thousand rounds for a minute, so you're going to want to hold on tight.
11:34Thanks.
11:4110 of those.
11:44See, I knew you'd say that, but before you make any decisions, let me just introduce you to my personal
11:49favorite.
11:50Now, this is for those who want to intimidate with style.
11:52Okay, this is the AR-15.
11:58I know a lot of Americans have very strong feelings about guns.
12:03But if it's any consolation, the majority of the weapons I was selling were headed to Mexico.
12:10Unless you're doing business with your own brain.
12:14At least Alamo appreciated me.
12:16Yes, she is.
12:18My employee of the month.
12:19You know, you said I get 3% commission, so.
12:23You see, now I like that.
12:25That's that ambition right there.
12:26You keep it up, young buck.
12:27Yeah, you know, I'm trying to work my way up and go legit.
12:38Legit?
12:39Yeah.
12:41So you don't think what you're doing is legit?
12:47I mean, do you think what we're doing is legit?
12:50Legit's a funny word.
12:52What does it even mean?
12:54I mean, I think it just means legal, right?
12:59Hmm.
13:01You know history?
13:04Um, not particularly.
13:07Take the numbers, Rackett.
13:08The people used to run that.
13:10Out of clubs, just like this.
13:11So the government came in, shut it down, said it was illegal.
13:14Sent niggers to prison.
13:16But did that make it go away?
13:18Did it?
13:19Hell no.
13:20They just made it bigger.
13:22Hmm.
13:22Took it over for themselves.
13:24Can't set foot in a gas station or a corner store without seeing Lotto, Lotto, Lotto.
13:30Lotto.
13:30Yeah.
13:31Old motherfucker Lotto Lotto, right?
13:34What's that tell you?
13:36I don't really know.
13:38What was once illegal is now legit.
13:42That's what I was gonna say.
13:44The question is, where's all that money going?
13:49They say it funds the education system.
13:52Is that what they say?
13:54Yeah.
13:56And these kids are just getting dumber and dumber.
13:59Something ain't not enough.
14:01Oh, that's right.
14:03Do you have a moral problem with what you're doing?
14:07What?
14:08No, I'm cool.
14:09I'm, like, cool.
14:12You sure?
14:12Yeah.
14:13Let me tell you something, young blood.
14:18Come here.
14:23The only thing that matters is power.
14:28How do you get power?
14:32Money.
14:34Bingo.
14:35What are you doing?
14:37Making money.
14:38Okay.
14:39Bingo.
14:40So what the fuck are you complaining about?
14:42They'll miss the chip.
14:47You little miss the chip.
14:49Oh, there you are!
14:51Oh!
14:54Making money!
14:54Hey, hey!
14:55Oh!
14:57No!
14:59No!
15:02Yes!
15:03Yes!
15:04Yes!
15:05No!
15:06Yes!
15:11I have no idea what to do,
15:14Shit.
15:17This bitch done crossed the motherfucking line.
15:20The girls, they traumatized.
15:22Technically, they're tit-for-tat with the pig.
15:25We started it.
15:26We started? She started it.
15:27You happen to know this who wasn't dancing tonight?
15:29Tish.
15:30The Laurie motherfucking killed her ass.
15:31Fair point.
15:32She's a beautiful pig.
15:33What's that crack-ass cunt love most in this world?
15:36She said her lazy boy?
15:37Somebody get a damn lazy boy.
15:39I'm told her about breaking her heart.
15:40I'm a perfect little guy.
15:43Look at this.
15:45What a good day.
15:47What a good time out here.
15:50Look at all this.
15:52You're my perfect little baby guy.
15:55Paladin.
15:56Paladin.
15:58It's her parrot.
15:59She has a parrot named Paladin.
16:00Yeah, she loves that fucking thing.
16:05Maybe it's time we pay Paladin a visit.
16:11Who invited me to the wedding?
16:14Meanwhile, I had made plans with Jules.
16:18Me?
16:20I don't think they're gonna want me there.
16:24Yeah, well, I want you there.
16:28Well, you're not getting married, they are.
16:31Yeah, but they gave me a plus one, so that means they trust me to bring whoever I want.
16:38Real, I haven't seen Nate or Cassie since they graduated.
16:41Yeah, well, you're not going for them, you're going for me.
16:46I don't know.
16:51I'm your sugar daddy now.
17:01Just sexy.
17:11Maddie didn't know what she wanted more.
17:15To get in between Nate and Cassie or make a little money.
17:24Dude.
17:26Dude.
17:27Dude.
17:27What?
17:29What's going on?
17:31Something's wrong.
17:32He didn't even come home last night.
17:34Wait, where was he?
17:36That's what I want to know.
17:37He's probably nervous.
17:38About what?
17:39He didn't have to do fucking anything.
17:40Don't step on the dress.
17:42Private had diarrhea the whole week leading up to our wedding.
17:44Think diarrhea's bad.
17:46Try getting a divorce.
17:47Oh my God, Mom.
17:57I can't believe she had the nerve to show her face.
18:00I saw a little more than her face.
18:03Stop.
18:28I didn't expect to see you here.
18:31Didn't expect to be here.
18:33She's my plus one.
18:39Who is that?
18:41I think she's an old friend Nate's.
18:45I don't remember her.
19:05She's a good girl.
19:06She's better than most.
19:12No, I'm not.
19:15I'm not.
19:16I'm not.
19:20You're not.
19:24No, I'm not.
19:36I'm not.
20:01Oh, I remember waiting to walk down the aisle
20:05towards your father, just like today.
20:09Filled with hope and aspirations
20:14and all the smiling people.
20:18They're so joyous.
20:24And there I was,
20:27never realizing it was the last happy moment
20:30I'd share it with your father.
20:33God.
20:36I looked so beautiful.
20:40Before I started looking like an anorexic witch,
20:44Dan was playing a happy tune.
20:47Dun-dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun.
20:52And who would have expected
20:55we had such terrible arguments
20:58disappearing for days on end.
21:03And as I marched down the aisle,
21:06like we're doing now,
21:08it never occurred to me the brutality
21:13of the man that I never knew before.
21:15It's like, how could I be so naive,
21:19misjudging?
21:20I mean, it's not like a mistake you can fix.
21:26I mean, it's not like a mistake you can fix.
22:00Do you, Cassie, take this man, Nate,
22:03to be your lawfully wedded husband
22:04for as long as you both shall live?
22:07I do.
22:18Nate, Cassie, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
22:22Nate, you may kiss the bride.
22:29I'll come in love
22:34It will be forever
22:40Or I'll never fall in love
22:51And a moment
22:53I can feel that
22:58You feel that way too
23:04It's when I fall in love
23:13With you
23:16Mm-hmm.
23:18Yeah.
23:19What time?
23:22Okay.
23:23All right, well, I look forward to seeing her.
23:26The girl sticks bowling balls of dope up her butthole.
23:29Yeah, and then you put it up your nose.
23:32She ain't the relationship type.
23:35You're just mad because I got to her first.
23:39God damn.
23:42What, she fuck all your brain cells out?
23:44No.
23:45I just got off with Alamo.
23:48You appreciate us returning the pig?
23:50Apparently he's sending Rue to do a pickup.
23:53You don't find that weird?
23:55Well, he runs a whorehouse,
23:56so he's got to keep his women doped up.
24:01Well, shit, I mean,
24:02maybe we should kidnap her.
24:04That's not a bad idea.
24:06Why the fuck not?
24:09Why the fuck not?
24:10Why the fuck?
24:11It'll be fun.
24:12I do miss her.
24:14Can't believe they actually got married.
24:17I thought it would be depressing,
24:19but I was kind of moved.
24:20They look like they're in love.
24:22I like the dress.
24:25Yo.
24:25You gotta run to Lori's.
24:27I'm kind of, like, at a wedding right now.
24:29I'm not asking.
24:31Shh.
24:31Okay, um, yeah, yeah, no, I'll be there.
24:33Okay.
24:35Hey, Jules.
24:36Don't hate me.
24:37What?
24:38I just, I gotta go.
24:39It still works.
24:39What?
24:40Yeah, it's fine.
24:40I'll be back.
24:41We're, no, we're here.
24:42Let's go.
24:44Don't worry.
24:44You can be my plus one.
24:45You can be my plus one.
24:53Scare me.
24:54Ready?
24:55I should never.
24:56Shut the fuck up.
24:57Hold up.
25:01Something seemed off.
25:04I had a hard time believing it was business as usual.
25:07But it wasn't like I could say no.
25:11You look beautiful.
25:13Oh, Chubby, it's humiliating.
25:15It's humiliating.
25:15Oh, it'll get thinner as it melts.
25:17But I don't want my boobs to melt too quickly.
25:18Right here, guys.
25:19I want to go congratulate them.
25:22Maybe wait a few weeks.
25:24I don't want to be rude.
25:26It's not rude.
25:27Should we go?
25:29Me?
25:30No.
25:30Come on.
25:31No.
25:31Why not?
25:32I feel loved.
25:35Mostly by my scotch.
25:37Oh.
25:39I'll look at that.
25:40Okay.
25:40Hey, waiter, round three.
25:43Is that BB?
25:45She's pregnant?
25:46How much you want to bet she doesn't know who the baby daddy is?
25:49Hi.
25:51Hi.
25:52I miss you so much.
25:53How are you?
25:54Oh.
25:55Did you change your number?
26:00I'm Cal Jacobs.
26:02Most of you know me.
26:05Some have probably heard about me.
26:08That's the past.
26:11All right.
26:13Get ready to take the mic.
26:14Tonight, I'm the proud father of the group.
26:17Nick, you and I have been through a lot.
26:23We have.
26:26But I always believed in you.
26:29You're a winner.
26:31Look at your wife.
26:36I mean, who in here can say they married better than him?
26:40No.
26:41God damn.
26:42Great baby.
26:43All right.
26:44I'm going to keep drinking.
26:46You keep drinking.
26:48Nate, I love you.
26:51Woo.
26:53Woo.
26:55Woo.
26:57Woo.
26:59Woo.
27:01Woo.
27:01Woo.
27:01Woo.
27:02Woo.
27:02Woo.
27:06I'll take you to the store.
27:07You got it.
27:14Remember me?
27:16How could I forget?
27:18It's not every day you fuck one of your son's high school classmates.
27:23And record it.
27:25Ah.
27:26Yeah.
27:27Yeah.
27:28I'm very sorry about that part.
27:31Are you?
27:32It wasn't for distribution purposes.
27:35I just wanted to jerk off to it.
27:37You know?
27:38Really the experience.
27:40When I heard you got arrested, I kept expecting the cops to call me.
27:44Yeah.
27:44There was a video I got busted for.
27:46Fucked a guy who was two and a half months away from turning 18.
27:51Lied about his age.
27:52Just like you.
27:54But somehow your video never made it to the police.
28:02Someone must have been looking out for me.
28:06Can't say the same.
28:08I copped a plea deal.
28:09Ended up on the fucking sex adventure registry.
28:12It's like you're one of those red dots.
28:16Modern day scarlet letter.
28:18Can't even drive by a fucking school.
28:20Have fun looking for an apartment when you're on that list.
28:24I'm surprised you still talk to Nate.
28:26Uh, it's easier than being alone and angry.
28:38You're about to receive a collect call from an inmate at a California correctional facility.
28:43Press 1 to accept the charges.
28:47Press 1 to accept the charges.
29:15I guess sometimes I do.
29:17You don't mind the cellulite, the fucking skin tag.
29:21I think I like the perspective.
29:24Perspective, I call that youthful idealism.
29:27You know high school?
29:28Best years of our lives.
29:31I couldn't disagree more.
29:34Well, for what it's worth, you still look fantastic.
29:43That's fine.
29:49Hi, I'm Marcia.
29:51Mother of the groom.
29:54You know, as a mom of a boy, you sometimes, you gotta bite your tongue.
30:00You know, when he brings home a girl that, you know, isn't right.
30:05You know, and, uh, that happened.
30:09But then, then he found Cassie.
30:12And we love her so much.
30:19I just wanted to say thank you, everyone, for making it here to celebrate the new Mr. and Mrs. Jacobs,
30:26because we're divorced.
30:35Just, I just wanted to say, I love you guys.
30:39Um, welcome to the family.
30:40Raise your glasses.
30:41Please.
30:42Love you guys.
30:50When you came down the aisle, I just burst into tears.
30:53Aw, thank you.
30:55So sweet.
30:57Hey.
30:58You know, I've never seen so many flowers in my life.
31:00I was just gonna call you back, but I, uh, everything with the wedding got crazy.
31:05I'm trying very hard not to be offended.
31:08My invitation must have got lost in the mail.
31:11That was probably my fault.
31:13I was doing all the invitations.
31:15What's your name?
31:16Nassim.
31:18Nass, for short.
31:19I'm Cassie.
31:19Nice to meet you.
31:21Now, but if you don't know who I am, how could you be sorry for not inviting me, huh?
31:27Hey, why don't we go talk somewhere private with you and I?
31:30Sit down.
31:31Don't you think it's a little foolish to throw such a lavish party when you owe so many people money?
31:53I just heard Nate owes someone a lot of money.
31:57Ows?
31:58It's okay.
31:59I have the money.
32:00You may have the money.
32:01I don't have the money.
32:02What money?
32:03What do you think?
32:05I'm just some punk that you can bullshit.
32:07No, no, no, no, no, no, not at all.
32:09Nass, not at all.
32:10I mean, I see champagne.
32:12I see lobster.
32:13I see black caviar.
32:14We chose the menu six months ago.
32:16Did you pay for this fucking thing six months ago?
32:19Some guy just threatened him.
32:21He had an accent, Russian, I don't know.
32:24I promise you I will get you every last dollar.
32:27You know, you always promise, but you never say when.
32:31When do you promise?
32:32Yes, because promise without when is just useless exchange of words.
32:37What is going on?
32:39I'm in the middle of my wedding.
32:41Nate, who is this guy?
32:43It's okay.
32:44You know, he used to be your husband's friend.
32:48Now, I'm going to become his worst fucking nightmare.
32:55I'm sure it's a misunderstanding, sweetheart.
32:58We gave him money.
32:59A lot of fucking money.
33:00I know, I know.
33:01Let's bring the anxiety down, okay?
33:04I'll talk to him.
33:05Enjoy this moment.
33:15It's okay.
33:18It's totally fine.
33:28Hey, is everything okay?
33:31Of course.
33:33It's my wedding day.
33:37Okay.
33:38I was just asking.
33:39What a weird question to ask on the best day of my life.
34:00Smile.
34:01Smile.
34:02Smile.
34:02Smile.
34:03Smile.
34:12I do not feel good about this
34:22What do you mean my nightmare hey, it's nothing just remember your steps
34:29Smile
34:34Just show
34:36How much money do you owe? We'll be fine. Maybe we just have to downsize a little
34:41Downsize?
34:43I do not want to downsize
34:52Trust me
34:53I love you
35:02This time
35:23Don't cry, smile
35:26She says she won't read
35:28She says she won't read
36:24Baby
36:30that parkour like the fucking the people who like jump off shit and shit that's how you're
36:36gonna escape what the fuck bro are you are you serious yeah i feel you how about this if you
36:46do
36:46get out using what fucking parkour whatever the fuck i'll come pick you up myself
36:53bless bless with love love you bro be safe right
37:02everybody to the window to the window
37:06to the wall
37:09to the square door now my love
37:11to all you bitches crawl
37:13to all skeet skeet motherfucker
37:16to all skeet skeet my damn
37:23but i was in the middle of construction
37:25right they find a white fertility shut the whole development down
37:29a what a white fertility what is that a fucking bird
37:33oh it's a flower it's it's an endangered flower
37:36but the whole thing's on pause so the city can find out how to move this fucking thing
37:40one flower no it's it's more than one flower it's like half a dozen flowers
37:43but i'm i'm burning through money right now
37:54it's all making sense what you and your little porno site
38:02i diluted that nate put you up to it what no he's pimping out his wife for wedding decorations
38:11no i did that so you knew he was broke
38:16he's broke
38:17you can look it up you can google it this is a this is a real thing a white fritillary
38:22can you fucking believe
38:24a flower freddie i don't know what to believe anymore i got a meeting with the pnz in a couple
38:28weeks right we're gonna win this case freddie don't fucking lie to me
38:35he might owe some people some money but he's definitely not broke
38:39he's very successful he's not he's successful at fucking conning people
38:45say it say it with me say it with me
38:47fuck the flower
38:50fuck the flower
38:52that's right fuck the flower
38:53fuck that flower
38:54we invested our kids college funds
38:58and what does that have to do with me
39:00in the meantime tell your wife please just shut the fuck up
39:04i'll take care of my wife okay all right
39:06take care of this you have my word
39:09fuck that flower fuck that fucking flower
39:13congratulations to me
39:17fuck
39:17fuck
39:18fuck
39:18fuck
39:20fuck
39:21fuck
39:22fuck
39:22fuck
39:32fuck
39:33fuck
39:37fuck
39:39I'll follow you.
39:40Okay.
40:01You're not gonna do anything fucking crazy, are you?
40:04Define crazy.
40:18Gun.
40:50That was cute.
40:57Come on in.
41:06Hi, you've reached the office of Madeline Perales.
41:09Please leave your name and number at the top.
41:21You are the last person I expected to be here.
41:27I came here with Rue and Maddie.
41:30Oh.
41:38What happened to them?
41:41Rue had, like, a work thing.
41:45And I think Maddie got a little more emotional than she anticipated.
41:54You love who you love.
42:07Thank you for coming.
42:13Cheryl.
42:14Ruby Bennett.
42:16I didn't realize you'd be bringing company.
42:20Alamo would like you to know that he can start buying from your competitors.
42:23He even finds them less unsavory.
42:26Okay, well, I would like Alamo to know that I don't care if he buys from J. Edgar Hoover.
42:31We're not hurting for customers.
42:33He prefers your prices.
42:35Then what the fuck we talk about?
42:37Quality control.
42:40Alamo insists we test everything.
42:43Fine buys.
42:44Hey, grab some of the kids.
42:48Go on, git.
42:49Yo.
42:55Faze allowed in the basement?
42:56Yeah.
42:58Cause that's my lady.
42:59Boy fell for the local mattress.
43:03What's this beautiful bird's name?
43:05Paladin.
43:08Incredible.
43:10Do you like animals?
43:13I love them.
43:33Fuck, I love those fucking lifts.
43:37Bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
43:42You're just jealous.
43:44Of what?
43:45Catching AIDS?
43:46One more word, I'll knock your fucking teeth out!
43:49Okie dokie, faggot.
43:50We really missed you around here.
43:53What would it take to get you to come back?
43:57I don't know.
43:59Profit participation?
44:01I mean, honestly, I'm really happy working for Alamo.
44:06That doesn't make me feel good.
44:08I mean, I'm sorry.
44:14Remember, the grass is always greener by the septic tank.
44:18I don't even believe in marriage.
44:21A hundred years ago, they would have sold me for three healthy cows and a parcel of land.
44:26Are you a virgin?
44:29Are you a virgin?
44:29It's better than herpes.
44:30So low, little brother.
44:35Ah.
44:42You're not who you say you are.
44:45Cass, come on, come here.
44:46You want me to be the perfect housewife?
44:48You want me to cook and clean and suck your cock?
44:53Cassie, people can hear you.
44:54We don't even have money for food.
44:55We have money for food.
44:58You're not a man.
45:01Men provide.
45:03Cassie, all I do is provide for you, baby. Come on, sit down.
45:06Oh, so now it's my fault?
45:08I'm the reason you're conning all of your fucking neighbors?
45:12Is that what you're fucking telling everyone?
45:14You're just fucking lying.
45:16All you do is fucking lie.
45:18You're lying. You're lying.
45:19You're lying.
45:19Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.
45:22Fuck.
45:36Dude, I know you're pissed, but I'm pretty sure that was just an accident.
45:40It's like a pressure thing, you know?
45:42Corks just pop off.
45:46You're lying.
46:05See?
46:07Some dreams do come true.
46:10Ah.
46:28I know you're upset.
46:37I just didn't want to tell you before the wedding.
46:40I wanted it to be the most beautiful day of your life.
46:44Well, it was the worst.
46:49And I got us into this mess.
46:53And I promise you, I am going to get us out of it.
46:57There is no obstacle, Cassie Jacobs, that I can't get over.
47:01Especially with you by my side, baby.
47:03I love you.
47:07I am so grateful to call you my wife.
47:11And every day you make me want to be a better man.
47:14You make me want to be a better husband.
47:16And, you know, hopefully someday a father.
47:28I love you, Cassie Jacobs.
47:31Even if I can't see out of this fucking eye right now.
47:34Well, you deserved it.
47:40Maybe.
47:42Maybe.
47:49Well, when we get home, I'm going to pick you up.
47:55And I'm going to carry you across the threshold.
47:57Take you upstairs to our bedroom.
48:01And I'm going to make love to you.
48:04And if that's okay.
48:08I guess it's okay.
48:11I'm going to wake up tomorrow.
48:15There will be a new day.
48:25Oh, that's okay.
48:28All right.
48:29Bye.
48:32Bye.
48:33Bye.
48:34Bye.
48:35Bye.
48:39Bye.
48:42Bye.
48:44Bye.
48:44Bye.
48:46Bye.
48:46Bye.
48:46Oh, my God.
49:16What are you doing?
49:31Taking a souvenir.
49:35You name him after Richard Boone?
49:39I didn't know blacks like westerns.
49:42Your bishop were good.
49:43It's not a black and white thing.
49:46It's cowboys and Indians.
49:48Civilized man versus the savage.
49:52And which are you?
49:54I'm a motherfucking cowboy.
49:56Oh, boy.
50:53Gun, please.
51:08You can see it.
51:31How romantic.
51:34That was a beautiful wedding.
51:38I didn't want to cause a scene.
51:42Us.
51:47Can we talk about this?
51:53Please.
51:55Please.
51:56Please.
51:56It's okay.
52:11Please.
52:13Please.
52:14Please.
52:17No.
52:20Oh, I'm bleeding.
52:31This is my wedding night.
52:36Who doesn't want to listen to reason?
52:38He doesn't ever want to listen.
52:44No, no, no, no, no.
52:47Don't cry, it messes up your make-up.
52:50It's already messed up.
52:55This is so unfair.
53:07You're supposed to be the best day of my life.
53:11No!
53:16Please, please, please.
53:17No!
53:18What are you doing?
53:19No!
53:23What is happening right now?
53:25No!
53:27Fuck!
53:31Please, please, please, please.
53:33I have your money.
53:35I have...
53:36I'm gonna get you money.
53:38Please, I'm out.
53:40Stop.
53:41Don't, don't, don't.
53:43No!
53:43No!
53:44No!
53:45No!
53:46No!
53:46No!
53:48I just need a couple of days.
53:49I just need a couple of days.
53:51You mean like the honeymoon period, huh?
53:54Yes.
53:55Yes.
53:55Unfortunately, your honeymoon's over.
54:07You know, Cassie, some women inherit wealth, but others inherit death.
54:12Oh, my God.
54:18Dude.
54:19Yeah!
54:19Ah!
54:21Ah!
54:25Ah!
54:26Ah!
54:27Ah!
54:28Ah!
54:29Ah!
54:30Ah!
54:31Ah!
54:33Ah!
54:33Ah!
54:35Ah!
54:36Ah!
54:36voll!
55:13And the angel of the Lord appeared to him in a flame of fire from the midst of a bush.
55:21So he looked, and behold, the bush was burning with fire, but the bush was not consumed.
55:30Then Moses said,
55:32Fuck!
55:58Shit!
56:217252610525252.
56:30Will we bend it?
56:32Yeah.
56:34DEA.
56:36Step out of the vehicle with your hands above your head.
56:41Nice and slow.
56:42Everything is fine.
56:45Come on, Jane.
56:46Come on.
56:47You're a drunken son.
56:50You're a drunken son.
56:54Ah!
56:55A drunken son.
56:56Can you see why?
56:57I try to find a slacker.
56:59I will keep an eye to the future.
57:17Paladin, paladin, where do you roam?
57:23Paladin, paladin, far, far from home.
57:58Paladin, paladin, paladin, far from home.
58:04Paladin, paladin, paladin, where do you roam?
58:11Paladin, paladin, far, far from home.
58:43Paladin, paladin, paladin, paladin, far from home.
58:52Paladin, paladin, paladin, far, far from home.
59:06Far from home.
59:09Far from home.
59:13Paladin, paladin, paladin, paladin, far from home.
59:15Paladin, paladin, paladin, paladin, far from home.
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