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00:00That's right, The Drive is live, and it is 1,500 shows here for The Drive
00:07with myself, Clint, Tyler Milner, 1,500 shows.
00:14As Clint said yesterday or the other day, whenever that was,
00:16I didn't know if we'd make it.
00:18Oh, I didn't.
00:18We all three?
00:20All three of us.
00:21All three of us.
00:22I thought all three of us didn't know we'd make it.
00:24But, damn it, we're here.
00:26We're here on a Friday.
00:28We had a 1,500 to fall on a Friday.
00:30So, congratulations to all of you.
00:33Congratulations to you, Tyler.
00:34I appreciate it, man.
00:35Congratulations to you, Clint, for hanging in there.
00:37I appreciate it.
00:38Congratulations to you, Ron.
00:39You're damn right.
00:40Waiting for somebody to say it.
00:42I'm going to say it to yourself.
00:431,500 episodes of The Drive in some form or fashion.
00:48Yeah, I guess some of those were Clint Sterner in the show.
00:51Yeah, yeah, we switched names up.
00:52We never know, man.
00:54We may switch up again here in a couple months.
00:56We may never know.
00:56But, 1,500 shows in the bucket.
01:00Big shout-out to T. Mill behind the glass.
01:02I know you hear him.
01:03He cracks that mic all the damn time, and we love when he does it.
01:07He's a big part of the show, so it's not like he's truly behind the scenes.
01:11But, T. Mill greatly appreciates you.
01:131,500 ain't no punk behind that glass now.
01:15Me and Ron get to sit over here and do all this jibber-jabbering.
01:18I ain't never been a punk.
01:19But we appreciate that.
01:21And H-Town.
01:22In H-Town, we greatly appreciate y'all for listening.
01:25That's right.
01:25Hell yeah.
01:26Supporting, showing up, and showing out.
01:30When we do our live broadcast, man, we love what we do, and it's even better when we show
01:37up and we realize that the folks that are listening love what we do.
01:40So, big shout-out to everybody that not only listens but interacts in the many ways that
01:46you can.
01:46Man, we greatly appreciate it, and wouldn't be here without you, man.
01:501,500's a big number, baby.
01:51It is.
01:51It is.
01:52We've had a lot of craziness, a lot of fun, a lot of stuff to happen on the show, a
01:58lot
01:58of memorable things to happen in them 1,500 episodes.
02:04But no, man.
02:05It's been fun.
02:06Hopefully, we get another 1,500 in.
02:08Hey.
02:09Hell yeah.
02:09Well said, boys.
02:10I don't know if I got 1,500 more in me, boys.
02:13I know, man.
02:14They were trying to total up all the number of episodes John Lopez has done within the
02:18loop.
02:19Oh, man.
02:19They were guessing somewhere over 4,000.
02:21I was about to say, yeah.
02:22He's, well, he's got to, he's had, he's had three or four different types of in the loops.
02:28The OG.
02:29Yeah, yeah.
02:30That's why they call him, call him the damn OG, boy.
02:33He's been the only one in the loop the whole time.
02:36Everybody else keeps stepping out the loop.
02:39Lopez has remained within the loop.
02:42Hey, that's the other guy staying power.
02:44Yeah, man.
02:45No, it is, it is, it is crazy.
02:48Yeah.
02:48People are texting in things that they remember from over the 1,500 Mad Dog Mondays.
02:54Yeah.
02:54Yeah, that was, yeah, that was, I got aggressive on a couple of those Mad Dog Mondays.
03:00There was, at one time, I just tipped one up over and that.
03:04That's exactly where my mind went.
03:06Yeah.
03:06That had me for about three or four more segments.
03:09I just took that on down real fast.
03:12Yeah, man.
03:12I mean, yeah, that was, that was rough, but it was good times, man.
03:16Good times.
03:16By the way, Tyler, went to go see your Devil Wears Prada by myself before the show today.
03:22Oh, really?
03:23I thought you were about to say you went to the doctor.
03:26No.
03:27No, I've got to take care of that.
03:29I've gone to too many doctors.
03:31How was it?
03:31The movie?
03:32It wasn't bad.
03:33It wasn't bad.
03:34I was in there, got in there about the 10, 15 showing right over here.
03:37First time I've been over to the theater across the street.
03:39Oh, the old Regal.
03:40The old Regal.
03:41Oh, you's right here, huh?
03:42Slid right on over there, baby.
03:43How'd that go?
03:44Would you get on the way in?
03:48I got my popcorn in my, hell yeah.
03:50I brought my peanut M&M's in my pocket, but I, see there.
03:55What?
03:57I brought my peanut M&M's in my pocket, got my large popcorn, and I put it in there.
04:01I mean, they sell M&M's right, they sell M&M's right there.
04:03Yeah, they also sell them at the gas station.
04:05And I got a king, I got, I got a king size for much cheaper than that little box that
04:10they
04:11were going to give in, and they probably, when you open up the box, there's a lot less
04:14M&M's in there.
04:15Nah, man, you can, you can do all you want to, and all the rest of you can judge me
04:18all
04:18you want to.
04:19So, that is a way to do it.
04:21You have them in your pocket, they ain't stretching.
04:23I mean, hey, the Kentucky Derby infield, I get it.
04:26A college football, basketball game in the boot, I get it.
04:29Went in there, got my little energy drink at the gas station, slipped in me some M&M's,
04:33and let's rock and roll.
04:34You just slide them in your pocket and don't ever miss.
04:36Just get them right here, man.
04:38What do you do if they catch you?
04:39What would you do?
04:41Give them up.
04:42I mean.
04:43Is that what they do?
04:43They take them from the box?
04:44I don't know, I've never, I've never been called.
04:47Yeah.
04:47And also, I've never been wanded or patted down for M&M's or for other things.
04:53Yeah, that, I mean, that's probably a suitable offense these days.
04:56I don't know.
04:56Try it.
04:58Man, I've gotten patted down at the airport a couple times.
05:00It's so uncomfortable.
05:01Oh.
05:01I get it every time.
05:04I've got a pair of shorts to draw strings, the tips are metal.
05:07Yeah.
05:08So when I go through that thing, I forget to tuck them like in my waistline or something.
05:13Right on the old Johnson, man.
05:16They've got to get down there.
05:16They've got a man over there, back of his hand.
05:18You mind, sir?
05:18Back of the hand.
05:19Before I got that TSA.
05:22You had an experience.
05:23I was getting them every time.
05:24Well, you had one experience.
05:25The lady in Cleveland told me the reason why I get pulled over so often is because of my penis
05:31size.
05:32They can see that in the x-ray?
05:35I don't.
05:36That is exactly.
05:37You've got a metal tip down there?
05:37Parker, our boss, was right there listening to it.
05:41He said, you must make your wife happy.
05:43But that gives you, it's a problem here.
05:45This is why I said I get stopped every single time.
05:48I have to get it once.
05:50I'm glad I ain't got that problem to get to the airport quicker.
05:53But now I've got TSA, I don't have to, I don't have to get that problem.
05:56Let me roll right on through.
05:57I wish I'd have thought about that.
05:58I've got to blame it on the metal tip.
06:00I never, I'll be honest.
06:02Just the tip of my draw shot.
06:04Well, I'll be honest, I thought it was a sweat thing.
06:06She said, no.
06:07She said, yeah.
06:09Rather than there's a girth.
06:11When there's a bulge between your thighs, there's probably, they've got to check it to make sure it's not a...
06:17You're not some kind of exotic sausage that you're smuggling.
06:21Exotic sausage.
06:22I thought Parker was going to just absolutely, he turned red immediately.
06:26And they started laughing so hard.
06:27He was right.
06:28Oh, look, you're just glad he heard it.
06:31I mean, that's one of those deals where I'd call you a liar.
06:33If the boss didn't hear it, I'd call you a liar.
06:35But the boss was like, nah, that's what he said.
06:37That's what she said.
06:38Oh, boy, I tell you what.
06:40There you go.
06:41It's the most perfect start of the Drives 1500 show ever.
06:44Text line coming through.
06:46With your show, movie snacks are ridiculous.
06:48Yeah, they are.
06:49I bought the popcorn.
06:52It's because you couldn't fit it in your pocket.
06:55I mean, if I wanted to get aggressive, I think I could have done something.
06:58But no, I bought the popcorn.
06:59And I just, well, I like to put my candies in the popcorn.
07:02I like to put my M&M's in there.
07:04Just like you get in there and get a little chocolate.
07:06Yeah, and the M&M's are soft.
07:08Yeah.
07:08You do peanut M&M's in your popcorn?
07:10I do the peanuts, yeah.
07:11I think it's a poor decision.
07:12What did you drink?
07:13It's not a poor decision.
07:14Hell, that's what I want.
07:15You didn't like it, though.
07:16You wish you did a normal M&M's.
07:18No, I didn't.
07:18I had the choice of buying.
07:20No, I don't.
07:20You wish I had a normal M&M's.
07:22Chocolate.
07:22I had the choice of buying what I wanted.
07:23Peanut M&M's in popcorn.
07:25That doesn't make sense.
07:26It does.
07:27It literally makes sense.
07:28I'd eat it.
07:29Well, I don't doubt you ate it.
07:30It was good.
07:31I chose it.
07:32I chose it.
07:33All right.
07:33I'm just telling.
07:34What'd you drink?
07:36I had a Coke Zero.
07:37Coke Zero?
07:38Solid choice.
07:39Did you sneak that in your pocket?
07:40I wish I did.
07:42I wish I'd have brought one of those cans of it.
07:44You should.
07:45And then refilled it yourself.
07:46I guess refills are free at the movie.
07:47I don't need a refill.
07:48I just.
07:50I almost didn't get the Coke Zero, but I knew the popcorn just by the principle of the price.
07:56But I knew the popcorn and the chocolate.
07:58How many people was in that movie with you?
08:02It's a great weather day for this.
08:05Four people?
08:05Maybe a four spot?
08:06Yeah.
08:06Yeah.
08:07It was good, though.
08:08Good, solid rom-com.
08:10What was the name of it?
08:11Check it out.
08:11Devil Wears Prada, too.
08:13Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway.
08:15That's all.
08:16That's all.
08:17That's all.
08:19Well, Meryl, boy, she a trip, boy.
08:21Act like she ain't never seen that lady in her life.
08:24I got to watch it.
08:25Hey, I'm trying right now, show.
08:27What?
08:28I'm trying to not judge you.
08:29Judge me for what?
08:30I mean, you're a 40-year-old, grown-ass man.
08:3342-year-old.
08:33You're a 42-year-old, grown-ass man, went and watched a rom-com at 11 o'clock in the
08:38morning.
08:38That's right.
08:38I sure did.
08:39With Meryl Streep in that joint.
08:40With a full tank of gas that got me there.
08:44Well played.
08:46An expensive one.
08:47With a full tank of gas.
08:49Hey, you can judge me.
08:49That's okay.
08:50I know y'all judge me for that.
08:52But don't put my age to it.
08:54Don't put my age to it.
08:55You're 47 and run out of gas.
08:58Steal.
08:5848 cuts.
08:59I'm trying to help you.
09:03I like what I like, Kevin.
09:05I'm just telling you.
09:06I enjoyed it.
09:07Was I the only gentleman in there?
09:09Yes.
09:12I enjoyed the hell out of it.
09:15You've got three other old gray-headed white women.
09:19One gray-headed white woman.
09:20You counted them?
09:21I saw her.
09:22She was the only one on the aisle with me down at the other end.
09:25That shows my seat far away from her.
09:27There it is.
09:27There it is right there.
09:28Right there.
09:29God.
09:30Good one.
09:30I've fallen.
09:31And I can't get out.
09:33I should have gotten Tyler one.
09:36Gotten me one what?
09:37A ticket to the movie.
09:38Yeah, I should have had you sitting right there next to me.
09:39Yeah, I mean, I thought we were going to go check it out together, but here we are.
09:42You didn't.
09:43I thought you made it clear that you wanted to, Tyler.
09:48I did, right?
09:49And I thought I made it clear.
09:50I just wanted a little alone time.
09:52Just wanted to go in here by myself.
09:53That's fair.
09:54That's cool, man.
09:54Put my feet up.
09:55That's cool.
09:56I'll go check it out at some point.
09:59Yeah, I'll see you.
10:00Try it, man.
10:00By yourself.
10:01It'll be great.
10:02Oh, I love going.
10:02I haven't done it in forever, but that is a nice experience.
10:06Yeah.
10:06Yeah.
10:09It's ridiculous, though, man.
10:11And $4 drinks.
10:12You've got to be kidding me.
10:14It's almost had to make me get the...
10:15I tried to get them.
10:16Is there some sort of popcorn drink combo here or something?
10:19You can get through here to make this...
10:23They do that at AMCs.
10:27All right.
10:28By the way, real quick.
10:29It's not only our 1500th show, but it is rookie minicamp.
10:34D'Amico spoke.
10:34We'll get some of that a little bit later on.
10:36But your boy, the number two overall, or the number two pick, the second round pick for
10:42the Texans, Caden McDonald out of Ohio State, Tyler.
10:46He set his goals this year.
10:47Walked right up to that podium.
10:49His goals, win a Super Bowl, rookie of the year, all pro first year.
10:53These are realistic for me, is what Caden McDonald said.
10:57I really did.
11:01Damn.
11:02What are y'all laughing at?
11:03I mean, this fellow's shooting for the stars.
11:06I would have been good until he said, these are realistic for me.
11:09Yeah, that's what I mean.
11:10I wrote this down.
11:12I'm blessed to be here, and I got a chance.
11:15Caden McDonald.
11:16In all honesty, I love it, but that's some...
11:20No, you write down the goals.
11:22These are realistic for me.
11:25I think the best one he has a chance to touch is the winner's Super Bowl.
11:33You think so?
11:34I think of the three.
11:35I'd take it.
11:36What are they three?
11:37The Super Bowl?
11:38Win the Super Bowl, rookie of the year, all pro first year.
11:42That's aggressive.
11:43That's steep.
11:45That's aggressive.
11:46I was going to try to create something.
11:48I was going to try to push back a little bit on you, but I don't know.
11:50Hey, man, you remember that time?
11:52Rookie of the year.
11:52I think you get rookie of the year.
11:53I love it, man, but those are lofty.
11:55I think you get rookie of the year.
11:57You think he...
11:57Of those three.
11:59Of those three, you think him, an interior defensive tag, he's got a better chance of
12:04winning rookie of the year than the Texans have winning the Super Bowl?
12:07Yes.
12:097-1-3-5-7-2-4-6-10 on the base power text line.
12:12YouTube and Twitch jump in on this.
12:14Of Caden McDonald's goals, win a Super Bowl, rookie of the year, all pro, and I just want
12:20to reiterate, he said, these are realistic for me.
12:24Which one do you think is the one that he has the best chance to achieve?
12:28I do.
12:29I think it is definitely win the Super Bowl.
12:32I think that is the best opportunity.
12:34Interior alignment.
12:36I mean, you remember that.
12:36What did they...
12:37Did they initially not vote Daniel Hunter into the Pro Bowl?
12:43No Pro Bowl, yeah.
12:4415 sacks.
12:49I think injury will take a couple of the top rookies out.
12:52I think it was a bad quarterback draft.
12:55Well, he just has to win defensive rookie of the year.
12:58Yeah.
12:59Some of those guys, you know, there was a linebacker in Dallas going to get a lot of
13:05love.
13:06I mean, safety in Dallas is going to get a lot of love.
13:08There's a couple of linebackers that are going to get a lot of love.
13:11A couple of edge rushers that are going to...
13:13Look, I think if he goes up there and he throws up a big number in sacks, if he just
13:16kind of stumbles into...
13:17If he has one of them Sheldon Rankin years where he stumbles into some sacks and ends up
13:21with two touchdowns, yeah, he can get it.
13:23Yeah.
13:24I mean, Sheldon Rankin has done it.
13:27That's all.
13:28If he stumbles into...
13:29I love it.
13:30All of them are unlikely.
13:31One of those Sheldon Rankins.
13:33Look, multiple touchdown seasons like J.J.
13:36Watt got.
13:37Simple as that.
13:38Hey, I'm just telling you, all of it's unlikely.
13:41We just watched Sheldon Rankin go get multiple touchdowns.
13:44I'm just telling you.
13:44Again, it's got to be winning the Super Bowl.
13:46It's got to be that.
13:49That depends on too much.
13:51That means Nick Kaley got to get it right.
13:53That means that, hell, everybody on offense got to stay healthy.
13:57Speaking of somebody who's going to get it right.
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